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02x08 - We Went Swimming in the Sea

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I've Been k*lling Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level". Aired: April 10, 2021.*
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Azusa Aizawa, a 27 years old woman, died on work site due to overworking.

02x08 - We Went Swimming in the Sea

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Main - Top,Fightie: Treasure! Treasure!

We Met the Evil Spirit Queen

Main - Top,Fightie: Where's the treasure?

Beelzebub: She never learns, does she?

Pecora: Oh, gosh! It's so dark! I'm scared!

Azusa: Could you give me some space? It's hard to walk like this.

Rosalie: Do you think this is really okay?

Rosalie: I'm from a common family.

Rosalie: Could I really bethe evil spirit queen's friend?

Pecora: Oh, Rosalie. Status has nothing to do with friendship.

Pecora: Right, Dear Sister?

Azusa: I think you take that to extremes, though...

Beelzebub: Besides, I doubt there's anyone more fitting to befriend an evil spirit.

Rosalie: Still...

Azusa: I bet you'll have a lot in common since you're both spirits.

Azusa: If she's looking for someone she can see as an equal,

Azusa: you should look at it the same way.

Azusa: I really think it's something only you can do.

Rosalie: Well, if you say so, then I can't back down.

Rosalie: All right, then!

Rosalie: I'm gonna give this twisted evil spirit queen all I've got!

Rosalie: A monster?!

Azusa: Rosalie!

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Azusa: Rosalie!

Rosalie: Huh?

Azusa: Hi-yah!

Azusa: I guess I forgot you were a ghost, Rosalie.

Pecora: Oh, dear. What a pickle.

Pecora: But monsters like these...

Pecora: There!

Beelzebub: ...are no match...

Fightie: Low Heavy Kick!

Fightie: ...for us!

Pecora: Wah! I was so scared!

Azusa: This coming from you?

Fightie: Monsters made of sand? That's kind of unusual.

Beelzebub: They appear to have been made with magic.

Rosalie: Everyone!

Rosalie: Look at this!

Azusa: Why is there bread here?

Rosalie: It's so fresh, it's still warm.

Fightie: And placed directly on the floor...

Pecora: Oh, but it looks like it's been sterilized with magic!

Fightie: So that means we can eat it?!

Rosalie: She even used magic on this?

Beelzebub: Well, in this situation, we have to play by her rules.

Floors Down

Floors Down

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Beelzebub: Honestly, I've grown quite tired of all these obstacles and traps.

Fightie: And we still haven't found any treasure.

Azusa: I guess it's just like Nahna Nahna said.

Azusa: She's just toying with us.

Pecora: If only we could at least find some signs or markers to follow...

Rosalie: Um, Sister...

Rosalie: I might actually know the way.

Azusa: Huh?!

Rosalie: The evil spirit queen was alone for a long time, right?

Rosalie: So I'm sure she wants to see some other spirits.

Rosalie: I can't explain it well, but my body is sort of twinging to let me know.

Rosalie: Like some sensation pulling us toward each other...

Pecora: I get it.

Pecora: Her feelings for her previous life were so strong,

Pecora: she basically left her soul behind.

Pecora: That's what an evil spirit is, you know.

Beelzebub: So it's not unusual for a ghost such as yourself to pick up on that feeling.

Beelzebub: That's what you're saying?

Azusa: And this guy just screams "boss battle."

Beelzebub: No, wait a moment...

Beelzebub: It's acting strangely.

Azusa: Is that...

Rosalie: The way it disappeared was strange, too!

Pecora: It didn't even turn into sand. What lazy design.

Azusa: I know what's going on.

Azusa: We're inside a game made by the evil spirit queen!

Azusa: There hasn't been a simple, straight corridor like this until now,

Azusa: and the far end of it isn't complete yet!

Beelzebub: Not... complete?

Beelzebub: You mean she's still making it as we speak?!

Azusa: Yeah. So we must be close to the goal!

Beelzebub: F-Fightie?! What are you doing?!

Pecora: Is that a technique for passing through walls?

Fightie: Of course not!

Fightie: As soon as I got close to the wall, I just slipped into it!

Azusa: She's definitely still working on this game.

Rosalie: Sister, it's just a hunch...

Rosalie: but I think the queen is on the other side of this wall.

Azusa: Really?!

Beelzebub: She proved useful in a way I didn't expect.

Pecora: Well, that makes it clear what we need to do!

Pecora: Let's go, let's go!

Main - Top,Fightie: Whoa, wait! Don't push me!

Beelzebub: Let us enter, too.

Rosalie: Right!

Azusa: I guess we have to, huh?

Azusa: Fine!

Beelzebub: What is this room?

Pecora: An archive or something?

Fightie: Someone's there!

Azusa: Could that be...

Rosalie: We've finally found you!

Rosalie: Hey, Queen! Why not come outside instead of shutting yourself in here?

Rosalie: Your minister was pretty upset.

Muum Muum: Wait there, would ya?

Muum Muum: I'm in the middle of settin' a new trap.

Muum Muum: If I stop partway, I'll never remember where I left off.

Azusa: A magic lithograph?

Azusa: You were using this to make the dungeon?

Muum Muum: There! Done!

Muum Muum: Just gotta save and finish up!

Muum Muum: Hiya! I'm the leader of Thursa Thursa!

Muum Muum: The name's Muum Muum!

Muum Muum: Wait, you actually got this far?!

Muum Muum: Darn, I couldn't get the dungeon finished in time!

Muum Muum: Oh, go ahead and sit wherever.

Muum Muum: I haven't done much cleanin', so it might smell musty in here,

Muum Muum: but it's okay! It won't hurt ya!

Muum Muum: Or it might. I dunno.

Azusa: Uh, why do you sound like someone from Kansai?

Muum Muum: Huh? What's that mean?

Muum Muum: I'm speakin' the divine parlance!

Muum Muum: It's the most exalted language spoken in the kingdom, specialized for communication!

Muum Muum: Or not. I dunno.

Azusa INT: You don't know?!

Muum Muum: For example...

Muum Muum: Oh, I know! Pretend you're shootin' an arrow at me!

Azusa: Huh?

Azusa: Ka-zing.

Muum Muum: Oh, no! Ya got me!

Muum Muum: I was s'posed to get married once the w*r was over! Flop.

Muum Muum: That's how it works.

Azusa: That had nothing to do with language! It's just your character!

Muum Muum: Hey, nice! You're good at callin' out shenanigans!

Pecora: What's this? Unlike the other spirits, you seem to have a physical body.

Muum Muum: That's right. 'Cause I'm the queen.

Muum Muum: I put a body in the coffin that I could put my soul into after death,

Muum Muum: and I use my spirit powers to control the body.

Muum Muum: Speakin' of, you're a spirit, too, ain't ya?

Muum Muum: Not like the people of this kingdom, though.

Rosalie: Nahna Nahna asked me to come here and bring you back.

Rosalie: She told me you shut yourself in here because the people around you were boring.

Muum Muum: Yeah, that's right.

Muum Muum: Especially Nahna Nahna. She's the worst!

Muum Muum: She asked me to lend her somethin' to write with, so I gave her a banana.

Muum Muum: And then...

Flashback,Nahna Nahna: I'm sorry, but I need something to write with, not a banana.

Muum Muum: ...she said! What the heck is that?!

Muum Muum: At least be like, "Oh, this writes so well... Wait, this is a banana!"

Muum Muum: Keepin' a joke alive or killin' it all depends on the call-out!

Fightie: She's one annoying monarch.

Beelzebub: I pity her retainers.

Beelzebub: I know all too well how they feel.

Pecora: What does that mean?

Beelzebub: Oh, nothing, really.

Muum Muum: They're all just so boring!

Muum Muum: They can't even use the divine parlance,

Muum Muum: and they get all worried when I do somethin' spontaneous!

Muum Muum: It's unbearable, I swear!

Pecora: It's lonely at the top, isn't it?

Pecora: I feel that way all the time.

Azusa: Liar! Quit lying!

Rosalie: Maybe so, but they were all really sad with you gone.

Rosalie: Don't stay mad. Go out and see them.

Rosalie: It's no fun staying in here all alone, is it?

Muum Muum: True enough. Y'all already finished the dungeon and all, too.

Muum Muum: But even if I do go back, I don't have any friends there.

Muum Muum: They all call me "Your Majesty," but that ain't what I want.

Muum Muum: I've always been alone.

Rosalie: Then be my friend.

Muum Muum: What'd ya say?

Rosalie: I've been all alone ever since I died, too.

Rosalie: So I think I can understand how you feel, at least a little.

Rosalie: Besides...

Rosalie: At a time like this, what you need is someone to reach out to you.

Azusa: Rosalie...

Rosalie: And I can't say I wouldn't like to have a ghost friend myself...

Muum Muum: A friend, eh?

Muum Muum: That sounds great! Being friends would make us equals!

Muum Muum: You can call me "Muum"!

Rosalie: I'm Rosalie! Nice to know you, Muum!

Muum Muum: Don't get ahead of yourself! That's "Your Majesty" to you!

Rosalie: That's not what you just said a second ago!

Muum: Way to call me out!

Narration,Azusa NA: And that's how we succeeded in getting the evil spirit queen out of her room,

Narration,Azusa NA: and the kingdom entered into diplomatic relations with the Demon Realm.

Nahna Nahna: Thank you so much.

Nahna Nahna: We now have our queen back,

Nahna Nahna: and this should bring a great deal of life to our kingdom.

Nahna Nahna: Even though it's dead.

Azusa: Nahna Nahna, try to call out the queen on her silly jokes sometimes, okay?

Beelzebub: That would probably bring the two of you closer.

Nahna Nahna: Her jokes? I would be glad to if they were funny...

Nahna Nahna: but they really aren't, are they?

Muum Muum: That hurts more than your silence!

Rosalie: No doubt about that! You gotta work on your jokes a bit, Muum!

Muum Muum: Say what?! Well, listen to you, Rosalie!

Azusa INT: I'm glad you made a friend, Rosalie!

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Halkara: It's arrived!

Azusa: What's in the package?

Halkara: I just picked it up from Natalie.

Halkara: Let's see... "Thank you for choosing Aptoch as the recipient of your countryside tax.

Halkara: Please accept this token of our appreciation in return."

Halkara: So it says!

Azusa: A hometown tax?!

Halkara: Since I have a factory,

Halkara: I have to pay quite a bit in taxes, you know?

Halkara: So I thought I might as well pay some countryside tax and get a thank-you gift!

Azusa: You're getting real now...

Azusa: So what did you get?

Ta-da!!

Halkara: The ultimate fertilizer for plants!

Dun-da-da-da!

Halkara: Plant Gro GOLD!

Halkara: I thought Sandra might like it.

Azusa: Oh, sounds nice!

Halkara: I tried to find things like cursed dolls for Rosalie, too, but no luck.

Rosalie: I don't need those.

Sandra: It's windy outside, so I'll stay in here today.

Sandra: What is this?!

Sandra: It looks so tasty!

Azusa: You can tell just from looking at the bottle?

Halkara: It's a luxury fertilizer I got for you.

Sandra: Halkara, you're a pretty nice lady!

Sandra: Give me some right away!

Azusa: Oh, right. Her feet are her roots.

Halkara: Okay, I'll pour it on you now.

Sandra: Ready anytime!

Halkara: Here goes! Grow big and strong!

Halkara: Just kidding!

Azusa INT: Wait, you just dump it on like that?

Halkara: How's that, Sandra?

Sandra: It's delicious!

Azusa: It is?

Sandra: But my body feels kind of funny...

Azusa: Huh?

Halkara: Huh?

Azusa/Halkara: What?!

Sandra: This body's so big, it'll make it hard to burrow underground.

Laika: You're... Sandra?

Flatorte: She's a totally different person.

Falfa: Sandra grew all big...

Shalsha: Now I'm the littlest kid in the family again.

Rosalie: I didn't know plants could just suddenly grow like that.

Azusa: They don't. It was the fertilizer.

Halkara: I'm so sorry!

Halkara: Apparently, that product is supposed to be diluted twenty times!

Azusa: Do you know a way to turn her back?

Halkara: There's no precedent for this.

Halkara: I'll be very careful never to let this happen again!

Azusa: So you don't know, then...

Sandra: Well, in any case, this is kind of tight.

Sandra: Halkara, could you lend me some clothes?

Sandra: It's still tight.

Halkara: Are you being mean?!

Azusa: You're plenty big!

Sandra: I can read and write all of this.

Sandra: You can give me something harder.

Sandra: I see. The reason this dynasty collapsed

Sandra: is explained only as the result of political corruption,

Sandra: but they can't give any other explanation.

Sandra: Farmland development became oversaturated for its level of civilization...

Falfa: Wow...

Shalsha: There's nothing left for us to teach you.

Azusa: Her academic level matured, too?!

Sandra: I'd like to read some poetry alone on a quiet night.

Sandra: I wonder if there's a good poetry collection out there...

Azusa INT: She's starting to sound highly aware now!

Sandra: You must know a lot about fertilizer since you're an elf, right?

Sandra: Take me to a shop that sells lots of that stuff.

Halkara: What? But why?

Sandra: I want some liquid fertilizer that smells nice.

Sandra: I'd like to be more fashion-forward from now on.

Azusa INT: Now she's becoming sexually aware!

Halkara: A-All right. I will gladly take you there.

Azusa: I'll go along, too.

Azusa: I'm supposed to be your mom, after all.

Sandra: What?! You're coming, too?

Sandra: But that's embarrassing! I'm a grown-up now, you know.

Azusa INT: Ah, adolescence!

Provincial Capital Vitamei

Sandra: I didn't know shoes were so comfortable!

Sandra: They make walking around town so fun!

Azusa: She told me to follow at a distance, but...

Flatorte: Master, it looks like they're going into a shop.

Flatorte: Looks like she intends to spend money on clothes.

Flatorte: As if it matters what she wears.

Flatorte: And who even needs clothes in summer?

Azusa: No, wear clothes!

Sandra: What do you think of this? I like it!

Azusa: Absolutely not! I won't let you dress like a hussy!

Sandra: What? But this is what's normal these days.

Azusa: It doesn't suit our house in the highlands! Start over!

Sandra: Hmph. You're such a prude.

Halkara: She's your mother, isn't she?

Flatorte: She is...

Flatorte: She finally settled on an outfit that's safe.

Azusa: Yeah, but she sure is standing out...

ManA: Hey, ladies!

ManB: Where ya headed?

Azusa: I knew it!

Flatorte: Shall I freeze them solid?

ManB: Man, you're cute!

Main - Top,ManB: So, you wanna—

Sandra: Hollow guys with skinny trunks like you are not my type at all!

Sandra: Come back after you've developed thicker cores!

Azusa: I had faith in you, Sandra!

Azusa: I knew you weren't the kind of girl who'd be swayed by guys like them!

Halkara: You were amazing back there, Sandra!

Sandra: Well, their trunks were pathetic.

Sandra: But now that I've grown up, maybe I'll try to find a good man.

Halkara: Huh?

Azusa: No, no, no, no! I refuse to allow it!

Sandra: What's the problem?

Sandra: You and Flatorte can join me in searching for someone, then.

Azusa/Flatorte: What?!

Sandra: Squee! This man is so handsome!

Sandra: He's well-rooted, and I love the strong, silent type!

Azusa INT: By "a man," she meant a tree?

Halkara: Good choice! This oak tree is at least years old!

Halkara: It truly has a grown-up appeal!

Sandra: You really get it, Halkara!

Halkara: It's giving off those pheromones!

Azusa INT: You actually get it?

Sandra: Azusa, sorry you have to come with me today.

Azusa: Huh? Oh, no, I made the choice to come along myself.

Sandra: Azusa, here.

Sandra: T-To show my gratitude.

Sandra: Because, well... you always do so much for me...

Sandra: Hurry up and take it already!

Sandra: This is embarrassing me—

Azusa: Thank you, Sandra!

Azusa: You grew up to be such a good girl!

Sandra: Hey, you're going to break the flowers!

The Next Day

Falfa: The old Sandra is back!

Shalsha: I feel much more comfortable with this form.

Rosalie: I guess the drug wore off, huh?

Azusa: So what now, Sandra?

Azusa: There's still some fertilizer left.

Sandra: Well... I'll just use it on special occasions.

Laika: Special occasions?

Sandra: Yes, like when I go meet with a man.

Laika: B-But that's...

Falfa: What does that mean?

Shalsha: I am intrigued.

Rosalie: Sister! What the heck happened in town?!

Days in the Highlands

Azusa/Falfa/Shalsha: Days in the Highlands!

Pecora: I look forward to our partnership, Mu!

Muum Muum: Same here! Nice to know ya!

Pecora: I'll only talk about your kingdom to my friends and their friends!

Muum Muum: That's exactly what's gonna make the word spread!

Part

Falfa/Shalsha: Part !

Sandra/Falfa/Shalsha: Bounce, bounce, bounce...

Azusa: You're not a very good jumper, are you, Sandra?

Sandra: Hmph! Just watch!

Sandra: I can reach very high places!

Azusa: For real?