02x12 - We Opened the Coffee Shop Again This Year

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Laika: The festival season is back for another year.

Sandra: "Festival"?

Shalsha: It's Flatta's dance festival.

Shalsha: It started about years ago,

Shalsha: and everyone dances however they please in the town square or the highlands.

Shalsha: It's about offering the fruits of the harvest to the earth god

Shalsha: and praying for a bountiful harvest next year.

Shalsha: The event runs for two days,

Shalsha: the pre-festival day andthe main festival day.

Sandra: Uh-huh...

Sandra: Humans do very strange things.

Azusa: The dance festival, huh?

Azusa: Last year, we did a coffee shop, The Witch's House.

Falfa: Mama, are we gonna open the shop this year, too?

Azusa: Hmm...

Azusa: Should we?

Title: I've Been k*lling Slimes for Yearsand Maxed Out My Level Season

Halkara: Let's do it, Master!

Main - Top,Falfa: I want to do something even more fun this year!

We Opened the Coffee Shop Again This Year

Main - Top,Halkara: Of course! And bring in even more profits!

Azusa: That's true. Our Witch's House coffee shop last year

Azusa: got a ton of customers thanks to all of our efforts...

Flatorte: We truly are just that great!

Azusa: And Laika, everyone loved you in that uniform.

Laika: Oh, please stop...

Azusa: But I also feel like it brought in too many people.

Azusa: Everyone was talking more about us than about the festival itself.

Shalsha: Here's what I think.

Shalsha: The reason our coffee shop is so popular is because it's only open once a year.

Shalsha: That's exactly why people flock to it.

Rosalie: Oh, yeah. That does make sense.

Shalsha: So we should remove that novelty appeal from it.

Shalsha: I suggest we make The Witch's House a permanent fixture.

Azusa: But that would mean we'd work at the coffee shop all the time, right?

Azusa INT: This is going in the opposite direction from the slow life I wanted...

Shalsha: There's no need for anyone specifically in this family to work there.

Shalsha: We could hire someone else to manage it, too.

Halkara: What a great idea!

Azusa: But is there anyone who'll agree to work for us that easily?

Misjantie: I heard everything you just said!

Azusa: Misjantie?!

Misjantie: Please allow me to be the manager of The Witch's House!

Azusa: We found one right away!

Laika: Will your job propagating worship of the pine spirit allow for this?

Flatorte: What will you do about weddings?

Misjantie: I need to be multi-directional.

Misjantie: Having followers isn't enough to put food on the table these days.

Azusa INT: She's getting real!

Misjantie: So please let me do this, Azusa!

Misjantie: I won't do anything to besmirch the good name of The Witch's House!

Azusa: All right. I'll put you in charge of it, then.

Misjantie: Thank you so much!

Misjantie: This year will see the opening of the coffee shop the House of the Pine Spirit!

A Few Days Later

Natalie: That's a no!

Azusa: Huh?!

Natalie: It'll only work if the residents of the house in the highlands work there!

Natalie: I want to see you make a splash on festival eve day!

Natalie: This is what the whole village wants!

Natalie: Please... Please open The Witch's House at the festival again this year!

Azusa: Really? An offer directly from the village?

Flatorte: Is that okay with you, Misjantie?

Misjantie: It can't be helped.

Misjantie: I can't compare to your record, not to mention your popularity.

Azusa: But if we get even more customers than last year,

Azusa: it could lead to pure chaos.

Azusa: And if that happens...

Natalie: The guild will hire adventurers to handle traffic control!

Natalie: Also, we'll use a numbered ticket admission system!

Halkara: But then you might have to deal with ill*gal ticket resales.

Natalie: We'll hire adventurers to watch for that so it doesn't happen!

Azusa INT: She thinks she can get adventurers to take care of everything...

Azusa: All right, then. Just one more time.

Natalie: Thank you so much!

Azusa: And that's the story.

Azusa: So we'll be opening the coffee shop again this year.

Azusa: Will you all help me out?

Falfa: Yay! I can't wait!

Shalsha: I will work my hardest.

Rosalie: Can't turn down a request from my big sister!

Flatorte: You can count on me!

Halkara: I think I've grown a bit since then.

Halkara: Do you think I'll still fit in the uniform?

Azusa INT: Is she bragging?!

Halkara: Let's come up with a menu!

Rosalie: And decorations!

Laika: How about red?

Rosalie: Sounds good!

Azusa: Laika, would you mind?

Laika: Well, all right, if it's only for a day...

Azusa: Thanks!

Azusa: And Misjantie, you'll help us too, right?

Azusa: That just leaves...

Sandra: I'll pass. I don't like big crowds.

Then the Day Came

Coffee Shop "The Witch's House" And a pine spirit, too!

Halkara: It looks like the numbered ticket system was effective.

Rosalie: And there've been no scalpers, thanks to the adventurers.

Misjantie: I look forward to working with you all today!

Misjantie: I'll be watching all of you and getting a good look at your talents!

Flatorte: Good! Burn it deep into your mind's eye!

Azusa: It's nothing that special...

Laika: I'll never get used to wearing this...

All: Protect at all costs...

Laika: You're taking this way too far!

Sandra: I won't complain if you can't give me very much attention today.

Sandra: Just do a good job.

All: Welcome!

Azusa: Thank you for waiting!

Azusa: Our coffee shop, The Witch's House, is ope—

Pecora: Dear Sister, I've waited so long for this!

Beelzebub: We've come as customers this year.

Azusa: Why are you guys here?!

Vania: We demons have taken on the role of livening up the dance festival.

Fatla: As payment, we have received the number ticket.

Pecora: Uh-huh!

Azusa: So you're getting staff privileges!

Azusa: Wait, what does "livening up the festival" mean?

Pecora: You'll find that out...

Pecora: to-mor-row!

Pecora: More importantly, Dear Sister,

Pecora: how much do I need to pay to get you to write "I Love Pecora" on my omelet rice?

Azusa: This isn't that kind of shop.

Azusa: Just take your seats already.

Falfa: We'll show you to your table!

Shalsha: This way.

Beelzebub: Oh, my daughters are so adorable!

Beelzebub: Go on, show us the way!

Azusa: I swear...

Azusa: Okay, the next customer can come in now.

Azusa: Welco—what?!

Muum Muum: How goes it? Makin' bank?

Muum Muum: Wait, ya only just opened up!

Nahna Nahna: Your Majesty, inventing your own joke

Nahna Nahna: when there is nothing to joke about is a breach of etiquette.

Azusa: Mu and Nahna Nahna are here, too?

Nahna Nahna: The demons allowed us to have the number ticket.

Rosalie: Hey, Mu! You came to see us?

Muum Muum: Yeah, I sure did!

Muum Muum: I said I didn't wanna, but Nahna Nahna just insisted!

Nahna Nahna: I did not.

Muum Muum: Good comeback!

Muum Muum: Well, shall we knock back some drinks?

Nahna Nahna: Your Majesty, that is a rather vulgar turn of phrase.

Rosalie: Knock back all you like! Right this way!

Muum Muum: Great, thanks!

Azusa: I can't believe people we know got the first two tickets.

Azusa: Makes me wonder if some deals went on behind the scenes.

Azusa: Anyway, for real this time!

Azusa: Welco—

Yufufu: Azusa! I'm here!

Azusa: You too, Momma Yufufu?

Yufufu: This certainly looks fun.

Yufufu: Your momma is happy to help you anytime, okay?

Azusa: You don't need to go that far.

Rosalie: Looks pretty good, doesn't?

Muum Muum: It sure does!

Azusa: Okay, you can order whenever you're ready.

Yufufu: All right. Thank you.

Misjantie: Hey, um, Azusa...

Azusa: What?

Misjantie: Could you take a look over there?

Azusa: Huh? Did we have a table there?

Azusa: Wait, what?!

Mega-mega: Azusa! Hi there!

Mega-mega: I invited Nintan, too!

Azusa: You didn't get a ticket before coming in here, did you?!

Azusa: You're breaking the rules!

Nintan: Numbered ticket rules are for humans.

Nintan: Gods have no need for them.

Mega-mega: So don't worry!

Mega-mega: We brought this table in ourselves.

Mega-mega: Nobody else can see it!

Azusa: That's not the problem here!

Azusa: Bringing in your own accommodations will get you banned!

Nintan: But the customers are gods.

Azusa: You just wanted to say that!

Sandra: What? Taking a break?

Azusa: Yeah. Everyone's doing their job really well.

Sandra: I see. Sounds like you're all doing just fine.

Sandra: Huh.

Azusa: Yeah, but honestly, it'd be a huge help if we had one more helper, y'know?

Sandra: What is that? Are you asking me to help you?

Sandra: I can't. I mean... I don't have a uniform or anything.

Sandra: I'd look weird among all the others.

Azusa: Sandra.

Azusa: I made one for you, too!

Azusa: Will you help me?

Sandra: W-Well, I suppose I have no choice.

Sandra: I'm willing to help you out just a little bit.

Customer: Who's that little kid?

Customer: The up-and-coming new face around the shop!

Customer: She's carrying dishes she isn't used to carrying!

Customer: Careful, now!

Sandra: Sorry for the wait.

All: Thank you very much!

Closed

Azusa: Thanks for your help, too, Misjantie!

Azusa: You were a lifesaver!

Misjantie: No need to thank me.

Misjantie: I'm gonna use what I learned here

Misjantie: to make the House of thePine Spirit coffee shop a reality!

Pecora: Good work today, Dear Sister!

Azusa: Pecora! Didn't you go home?

Pecora: I'm not going home. There's still tomorrow, after all.

Azusa: Tomorrow?

Azusa: Oh, you did say you were doing something at the dance festival.

Beelzebub: You'll see what it is tomorrow.

Azusa: Are they plotting something again?

Text: I've Been k*lling Slimes for Yearsand Maxed Out My Level Season

The Day of the Dance Festival

Pecora: I'm with Dear Sister! I'm with Dear Sister!

Pecora: Dear Sister, I'm so excited for the festival!

Azusa INT: It's so hard to walk like this.

Sandra: Azusa, walk a little bit slower.

Azusa: Okay, okay.

Pecora: No, Dear Sister. Why don't we pick up the pace a bit?

Sandra: What's your deal? Azusa is walking with me!

Sandra: Rawr!

Pecora: Oh, dear. Is the baby in her rebellious phase?

Pecora: I bet your seed leaves are just starting to sprout, aren't they?

Sandra: Excuse me?!

Azusa: Cut it out, you two. We're here for the festival.

Azusa: Actually...

Azusa: Doesn't it seem like there are a whole lot of stalls?

Azusa: And they're all run by demons.

Pecora: We're using Flatta as a test case

Pecora: for building harmony between demons and humans.

Beelzebub: And they're bringing life to the festival. A good idea, right?

Azusa: So that's what you meant.

Azusa: Well, it seems fun, so I guess it's all good.

Falfa: What cute dolls!

Shalsha: This is terribly intriguing.

Main - Top,Eno: Attention, everyone!

Halkara: I know that voice...

Main - Top,Eno: Eno, the Witch of the Cave, is here to introduce to you these Mandragora Pills!

Main - Top,Eno: They've saved the life of the Witch of the Highlands herself!

Halkara: Sneak, sneak!

Eno: If you're from Flatta, you've gotta buy some!

Halkara: I knew it.

Azusa: Oh, Eno!

Eno: Azusa! It's been a while!

Sandra: Rawr! Rawr!

Eno: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Eno: I won't try to catch you anymore!

Azusa: Sandra, calm down.

Azusa: Did the demons invite you, too?

Eno: Yes, Beelzebub asked me if I wanted to run a stall.

Eno: It seems she's invited many others, as well.

Azusa: Oh, really?

Pondeli: This is the game corner!

Azusa: That can only mean...

Pondeli: The tournament will begin in ten minutes!

Pondeli: We have prizes, too! Be sure to take a look!

Azusa: I thought it was you, Pondeli!

Pondeli: Azusa! It's good to see you again!

Pondeli: Please feel free to try out my latest game!

Rosalie: Give it all you've got, both of you!

Laika: Very well.

Laika: Red Dragon's Blazing Roar!

Flatorte: That's nothing!

Flatorte: Blue Dragon's Freeze Breath!

Azusa: What is that?!

Pondeli: A competitive card game that uses ancient magic.

Pondeli: Looks like I didn't get the fine tuning quite right.

Azusa: This goes way too far!

Halkara: I see this area is set up like a market.

VillagerC: Ugh...

VillagerD: What are these?

Azusa: What's going on?

Azusa: Oh! Curalina!

Curalina: Here you go.

Vania: Is this...

Fatla: ...what we look like?

Azusa: That doesn't really fit the whole festival mood.

Falfa: Look, Mama!

Shalsha: Beelzebub bought them for us.

Azusa: Oh, how nice!

Beelzebub: Of course! I'll buy you as many as you want!

Azusa: I swear...

Laika: Lady Azusa, this dance festival truly is fun!

Azusa: Yeah. I'm glad we all got to come together again.

VillagerC: I heard there's a concert starting on the special stage soon.

VillagerD: Yeah, I heard it's this amazing singer!

Azusa: The only singer I know is...

Flatorte: Kuku, maybe?

Azusa: Well, it's been ages. Let's go listen to her.

Song: Ki-ki-ki-ki-k*ller sparkles, and so colorful!

Song: Shame is a companion to madness

Song: Roughly, greedily

Song: Pour it on! Spill it over!

Song: Flowers only bloom in darkness, minute by minute

Main - Top,Azusa: Oh, it's Pecora.

Song: Here in hell, where we celebrate it

Song: Bursting straight from the soul

Song: And you can always come back for more

Song: Sometimes you get your hopes up too high and end up betrayed, right?

Song: To avoid that hassle, all you need to do is keep your eyes on me!

Song: I'll fulfill everything you're wishing for in that brain of yours!

Song: The happiness of demonkind will make all people so happy they could die!

Song: Here we go!

Song: The sickness is made up of hope and dreams

Song: Keep stanning me until your life comes to an end

Song: Have fun singing the chorus that pours from your body

Song: With the kind of charm that turns

Song: everything into skull and heart marks

Song: Sing my praises until your throat bleeds,

Song: for all eternity

Song: Cuteness in full bloom! Everyone's obsessed with Demon King Pecora!

Villagers: Look over here!

Villagers: Pecora rules!

Pecora: Thank you, everyone!

Vania: That was Her Majesty Pecora, the beloved idol...

Fatla: ...and Kuku the minstrel!

Pecora: Everyone, I'm here today to serve as a bridge between demons and humans!

Pecora: So as a part of that,

Pecora: I'd like to introduce someone very dear to me!

Pecora: Come on up here,

Pecora: my dear sister, the Witch of the Highlands!

Azusa: Huh?

Azusa: What?!

Villagers: Great Witch!

Villagers: Witch of the Highlands!

Laika: Lady Azusa!

Halkara: Master!

Sandra: Is she going to be okay?

Falfa: Mama!

Shalsha: I look forward to seeing what Mother does.

Rosalie: Sister, you look great!

Flatorte: Show everyone what you've got, whatever it may be!

Beelzebub: So it's Azusa's turn this time.

Pecora: I'm so happy to be appearing here with you, Dear Sister!

Azusa: So what am I supposed to do now?

Pecora: Well, of course...

Pecora: Sing!

Azusa: What?! No, no, I can't!

Kuku: Nice to see you again, Azusa.

Kuku: Do you mind if I accompany you?

Azusa: Kuku... You, too?

Villagers: Please sing, Great Witch!

Azusa: You are the very embodiment of a free spirit, you know that?

Song: I pray again this year

Song: That we can continue to smile

Song: If the fields can be dyed the colors of the rainbow

Song: As far as the eye can see

Song: The little bird of happiness

Song: Flies high in the sky

Song: The four seasons

Song: Keep coming again and again

Song: This place where we've come to be reborn

Song: Is the hometown where the flowers of love bloom

Song: Abundant and healthy

Song: Give thanks to all that lives

Song: Ah, thank you

Halkara: Master!

Falfa: You're so good, Mama!

Sandra: Not bad at all!

Shalsha: I'm so moved.

Laika: Lady Azusa!

Flatorte: That was great!

Rosalie: Sister, you're the best!

Azusa: Thanks, everyone!

Thank you for watching!