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01x39 - Wonder Walrus Live/Rosie & Javi's Museum

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rosie's Rules". Aired: October 3, 2022 – present.*
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Series follows 5-year-old Rosie Fuentes as she investigates and learns about the area around her San Antonio, Texas home.

01x39 - Wonder Walrus Live/Rosie & Javi's Museum

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[bright music]

♪ Rosie has a lot that she wants to know ♪

♪ Can you mail a cat to your abuela's house ♪

♪ In Mexico

♪ How do stores get food, can you pogo stick to the moon ♪

♪ She's got a lot to learn and when she does ♪

♪ They're Rosie's Rules

♪ Hey

♪ Well, that's new information

♪ She will always figure it out ♪

♪ So much to cheer about

♪ For Rosie's Rules

Rosie's Rules!

♪ Rosie's Rules

Rosie's Rules!

♪ Rosie's Rules

Rosie's Rules!

♪ Rosie's Rules ♪

Wonder Walrus Live!

i¡RápidoJavi!

Right behind you, Prima!

And I'm right behind Javi!

We're here!

Whoa.

I'm sure glad I'm visiting from Wisconsin

so I get to see this beautiful park.

And the coolamadoodle playground.

And the big sparkly lake!

And... a walrus with a mustache?

[Rosie and Javi gasp]

[Rosie and Javi]: It's Wonder Walrus!

What's a Wonder Walrus?

Wonder Walrus is our favorite TV show ever!

It's about a walrus... and a narwhal!

And they swim around the ocean and save the day!

[Rosie and Javi]: Ork! Ork! Ork! Ork! Ork! Ork!

Well, you're in luck, kids.

There's gonna be a Wonder Walrus show today,

right here at the park.

[Javi]: Wow!

[gasps] A Wonder Walrus show?!

Can we watch the show, Uncle Steve?

Can we?

Of course!

Wonder Walrus sounds amazing!

Ork, ork, ork, ork! [laughing]

Rosie's Rule:

Sometimes, your uncle acts like Wonder Walrus too!

[together]: Ork, ork, ork, ork!

Hmm...

I wonder what the Wonder Walrus show

will be like...

I've gotta know!

♪ I have a great big question

♪ And I just can't let it go

♪ Yo quiero saberlo

♪ I really gotta know

What will the Wonder Walrus show be like?

Maybe...

♪ He'll arrive by parachute from un avión ♪

♪ Or maybe he'll be carried in on a throne ♪

♪ He'll swing over stage on a flying trapeze ♪

♪ Do a big flip then land on Swiss cheese ♪♪

Ork, ork, ork!

Swiss cheese...

Apúrale, Prima. The show's gonna start soon!

[gasps]

[all]: Ork, ork, ork!

Javi, look!

[burbling]

Hello, Wonder Walrus fans!

I swam all the way across the ocean

to tell you that the show will begin in three minutes!

[burbling]

- Yay! - Three minutes!

Has it been three minutes?

Nope, not yet.

- Now? - Nope.

- Now? - Uh-uh.

Now? [chuckles]

I have an idea.

How about I save our spots,

and you two do something fun

that will take about three minutes.

Then when you're done,

the show should be ready to start.

Mmm, that's a good idea.

Well, he is Uncle Steve.

[phone beeps] We can use this timer

to track time.

When the circle closes,

that means three minutes has passed.

[beeping]

Here we go!

Thanks, Uncle Steve!

Hmm. Now what can we do

that will take three minutes?

Maybe we can fly to space

and look for space rocks!

I think that will take longer than three minutes.

How about we make a sandcastle?

That should take three minutes.

Only one way to find out.

It's sandcastle time!

[upbeat music]

A Wonder Walrus sandcastle!

[beeping]

[Rosie gasps]

[Rosie]: The circle closed!

That means building a sand castle

took about three minutes!

That also means the show's going to start!

Just in time, kids! There's the octopus again!

[burbling]

Hello! I swam all the way through the ocean...

again... to tell you

that Wonder Walrus is running a little late.

So the show will now begin in...

minutes. [burbling]

Thirty minutes?!

How many sandcastles can we build in minutes?

Well, minutes is longer

than three minutes, so about...

ten sandcastles.

Whoa. I've never built ten sandcastles before!

But I can't wait to try it!

[beeping]

The timer is set for minutes!

Tada! The first sandcastle is done!

Woo-hoo!

[Uncle Steve]: Only nine more to go!

[Rosie and Javi]: Nine more?!

I think I'm all sandcastled out.

Yo también.

Rosie's Rule:

Sometimes you just don't want to make

nine more sandcastles.

Let's see if it's been minutes.

[gasps] [Javi]: Not at all!

The circle is still way up here!

That means we have a lot more time to do something!

But what?

I need to call Abuela.

Ah... Your mom told me this might happen.

[phone chiming]

[Rosie and Javi]: i¡HolaAbuela!

i¡Hola mis niños!

I'm at Teotihuacán. Look at the pyramids.

[Javi]: Whoa!

[Rosie]: That's a ginormous pyramid.

Que pasa?

We need to find something to do

that takes minutes.

But we don't know what will take minutes!

There's lots you can do in minutes!

You can fly a kite, or have a picnic,

or ride bikes...

[both]: Ride bikes?

Ooh! Here's a good place for a selfie!

i¡Adiós granitos de arroz!

[both]: i¡Ciao bacalao!

Uncle Steve! We can ride our bikes!

[Javi]: Around the lake!

Whachya think?

That will take about minutes!

- i¡OÓrale! - i¡Qúe padre!

Off we go! Woo-hoo!

- Wee! - Alright!

[giggling] Around the lake we go!

[upbeat music]

[Javi]: Woo-hoo!

[Uncle Steve]: Look, kids. We've gone almost

all the way around the lake!

[Rosie and Javi]: Woo-hoo!

Let's check the timer!

Uh-oh. The circle is almost closed!

Then we'd better ride... faster!

i¡De prisa!

We made it!

Check the timer! Check the timer!

[beeping]

[Rosie and Javi]: Thirty minutes!

We did it!

Rode our bikes... Around the lake...

And it took... Thirty minutes...

[record scratch] Rosie! i¡Mira!

Hello again!

I'm happy to announce the show is about to begin!

[cheering]

In one minute!

One minute?! Ugh...

I'm so excited to see the Wonder Walrus show,

but now we have to wait one more minute,

and...

I need to flop.

Her mom told me about this too.

Breathe in... [inhaling]

Breathe out... [exhaling]

Wiggle about.

Now I'm ready to figure this out.

i¡Vamos a ver!

Hmm...

Ah-ha!

We just need to find something fun to do

for one minute.

Hmm...

[gasps]

That's it! We can sing

the Wonder Walrus song!

I love the Wonder Walrus song!

And I bet it takes about a minute to sing it!

[phone beeps]

♪ I'm Won-der Walrus

♪ I'm a friend to all-of-us

♪ With my best pal Nando Narwhal ♪

♪ We'll save the ocean and have a ball ♪

♪ I'm Won-der Walrus

♪ Wonder Walrus ♪

[beeping]

Singing the song took one minute!

[crowd cheering]

[Rosie]: Yay! [Javi]: Woo-hoo!

And now the show is starting!

I'm... Wonder Walrus!

And I'm... Nando Narwhal!

Ork, ork, ork! [Nando squealing]

[all]: Ork, ork, ork, ork!

You know, we just heard two kids out there

singing the Wonder Walrus song!

That was us! These kids right here!

Would you two join us on stage

so we can all sing it together?

- Us?! - On the stage?!

With Wonder Walrus?!

[both]: Yes!

[crowd cheering]

♪ I am Won-der Walrus

♪ I'm a friend to all-of-us

♪ With best pal Nando Narwhal

♪ We'll save the ocean and have a ball ♪

♪ I'm Won-der Walrus

♪ Wonder Walrus ♪

[crowd cheering]

They're with me! That's right! Yep!

These are the best minutes ever!

♪ You wanna to do something fun ♪

♪ Like hop, skip, jump and run

♪ But how long do you think it will take ♪

♪ To bounce a pogo stick around the lake ♪

♪ In one minute you can sing a song ♪

♪ In three minutes you can set the table with Mom ♪

♪ In ten minutes you can paint a picture green and blue ♪

♪ All of these things take a different ♪

♪ Amount of time to do

♪ Oh, oh, oh Watching a show ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh Riding in a boat ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh Tying your shoe ♪

♪ All of these things take a different ♪

♪ Amount of time to do ♪

[cackling]

You'll never catch me, Wonder Walrus!

The balloon is mine, all mine!

[cackling]

Oh no you don't, sneaky octopus!

[Rosie]: Yay!

Come on, Wonder Walrus! You got this!

[giggling]

Rosie's Rule:

different things take different amounts of time,

and the best time is watching Wonder Walrus live!

[Wonder Walrus]: Got ya!

[grunting]

[burbling]

- Yes! - Yay, Wonder Walrus!

Rosie and Javi's Museum!

Oh, Javi!

Javi!

- Ja-- - i¡Hola!

Ahh! Javi!

Rosie's Rule:

If you're looking all over for your primo,

maybe you should look right next to you!

[giggling] ¿Jugamos?Wanna play?

I have chalk...

I have bubbles...

I have chalk that looks like a bubble...

- I'd love to play, Prima... - Yay!

But... I can't.

Aw. Why not?

Mi mamá's taking me to the museum today!

[Rosie]: Ooh! That sounds coolamadoodle.

i¡Ya sé!I can't wait!

[Tía]: i¡Ay, Javi!

I have some bad news.

The museum is closed today.

Closed?! But I was so excited to go.

Lo siento, mijo.

Hmm...

Wait a secamadoodle!

Primo.How about we make our own museum?

Our own museum? ¿Estás segura?

Super duper segura!

We'll set it all up,

and then we'll invite everyone in the world!

Or maybe just our moms.

I will definitely visit your museum.

Be sure to tell me when it opens!

i¡Va, qué padre!

[giggling]

Hmm...

Now what kind of museum should we make?

I've gotta know!

♪ I have a great big question

♪ And I just can't let it go

♪ Yo quiero saberlo

♪ I really gotta know

What kind of museum should we make?

Maybe...

♪ A gooey museum made of slime

♪ Filled with cuckoo clocks that pop out ♪

♪ All at the same time

♪ Un museo full of twisty chairs ♪

♪ And an escalator with stairs ♪♪

Five hundred stairs...

[Iggy]: Free... two... one...

Whoosh!

Whoosh!

[gasping]

[both]: A space museum!

[upbeat music]

Ah!

[giggling]

[laughing]

Oh! [giggling]

[Iggy giggling]

Rosie and Javi's space museum is now... open!

Ooh, I can't wait to see it!

Tickets, please!

Oh... we don't have tickets.

No tickets.

Oh! I've got this.

[markers scribbling]

[Javi]: Here you go!

[Tía]: Gracias. [Iggy]: Gracias!

Thank you!

And here you go!

[giggles] You may now enter the museum.

Yay! [giggling]

Ooh!

[gasps]

Cheddar Cheese Louise!

Oh! I feel like I'm in space already!

i¡Todavía no, Mamá!

First you need to ride in our rocket ship!

Right this way, please...

Ooh! [giggling]

Buckle up, everyone!

Launching into space in three...

two... one...

Blast off!

[laughing]

Whoa!

B-B-B-Bumpy!

Whoa!

[giggling]

[laughing]

Welcome to... space!

Over here you will see the planet Mars.

[Mom]: Ooh! [Tía]: Wow!

And over there is Jupiter!

[Mom]: So big!

Ooh, ooh! I see something there too!

Another planet?

No, it's a...

a dinosaur.

Huh?

Stomp, stomp, rawr!

Un momento por favor.

Stomp, stomp, rawr!

Iggy? What are you doing?

Iggy being dino!

PeroIggy, there's no dinos in space!

Nope, none at all.

Aw...

But you can play space museum with us.

[laughing]

Okay!

And now, Astronaut Javi will lead you on...

a space walk!

- Woo! - i¡Flotando!

Woo! We're floating!

Through space!

[gasps] I see so many twinkly stars!

[gasps] Miren,I see something else!

I think it's...

an egg?

[both]: An egg?!

Stomp, stomp, rawr!

Un momento por favor.

Again.

Iggy, we already told you, there are no dinos in space!

Dis not dino. It dino egg.

Pero,Iggy,

there aren't dinos or dino eggs in space.

[Mom]: It's true! There are no dinos...

or dino eggs, anywhere anymore.

Dinos are from the past.

Woo-hoo!

Yes! You see, Iggy? The past!

Oh!

What da past?

I have no idea!

Do you know what the past is?

I really don't.

[chuckling]

We need to call Abuela.

[phone chiming]

[Rosie and Javi]: i¡HolaAbuela!

[gargling]

[garbled] i¡Hla mis niños!

- ¿Perdón? - Huh?

[gargling]

I'm at the dentist getting my teeth cleaned. ¿Qué pasa?

Mom told us that dinosaurs are from the past.

But we don't know where the past is!

Ay, ya veo. Miren, niños.

The past isn't a place, it's a time.

[both]: Well, that's new information!

It's true! The past is a time that already happened.

See when you were adorable little babies?

That was in the past!

Or when I was an adorable baby!

That was even longer in the past!

[giggling]

And dinosaurioslived way, way, way in the past!

Before any of us were born! [door opens]

Oh, time for the dentist to floss!

i¡Adiós granitos de arroz!

[both]: i¡Ciao bacalao!

Iggy! The past is a time that already happened!

And our space museum hasn't already happened.

It's happening right now!

So no more dinos, okay?

Ugh!

Huh?

Now we will search for...

space rocks!

Ooh!

[gasps] Is that one?

Look! I found one!

Whoa! [Iggy laughing]

Stomp, stomp, rawr!

Aww, not again...

Iggy! Why are you still being a dino?!

Iggy is not dino,

Iggy a...

space dino!

There's no such thing as a space dino!

[whispers]: Right?

Right! Lo siento,Iggy.

Dinos are from the past.

And our museum is what space is like

right now... and there are no dinos in space!

Ugh!

Iggy want to be dino,

but Wosie say no dinos in space and...

Iggy? Do you need to flop?

Yes!

Rosie's Rule:

Sometimes, even little brothers need to flop.

Breathe in... [inhaling]

Breathe out... [exhaling]

Wiggle about.

Now we're ready to figure this out.

i¡Vamos a ver!

Hmm. There's gotta be a way for Iggy to still be a dino...

[gasps] i¡Eso es!

Javi. Iggy. I have an idea!

Welcome to Rosie and Javi's brand new museum...

Dinos from the past!

[Mom]: Ooh!

[Tía]: Look at all of these dinosaurios!

Ooh, ooh!

I found a dino egg!

Yes, I did, found it myself!

[giggling]

And now it's time to see...

a real... live... dinosaur!

Stomp, stomp, rawr!

- Oh my! - i¡Un dinosaurio!

Going way back into the past is Fuentastic!

We get to meet a real dinosaur!

Stomp, stomp, rawr!

[giggling]

♪ Ever wondered 'bout long ago

♪ When dinosaurios roamed the land ♪

♪ Baby Dinos would hatch out of eggs ♪

♪ All of this happened beforehand ♪

♪ If it's already happened it's in the past ♪

♪ Like when we were bebes crawling round so fast ♪

♪ The past could be yesterday or a long time ago ♪

♪ If it already happened it's the past, you know ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh If it already happened ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh That's means it's in the past ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh If it happened long ago ♪

♪ Or yesterday, it means it's in the past, you know ♪♪

Beep, boop, bop. Beep, boop, boop. Rawr!

[giggling] Iggy? What are you now?

Iggy a dino wobot. Dat flies!

Beep, boop, wee!

I don't think there were flying robot dinos in the past.

Bueno...

But there might be in the future.

The future?

Sí.The past already happened,

but the future hasn't happened yet!

Mama Macaroni!

Rosie's Rule: The past already happened,

and the future hasn't happened yet.

But right now, you might see a flying dino Iggy robot!

[Iggy]: Beep, boop, beep. Rawr!

[laughing]

Hmm... I need to call Rosalía!

[chiming]

i¡Hola Abuela!

[chuckling] i¡Hola mi niña!

I'm going hiking on the mountains.

But... I think I'm forgetting something.

Can you help me?

Sí Abuela!Hmm...

Maybe you forgot a hiking stick?

Ah, sí!

Aquí está!

[sighs] But I still think

I'm missing something...

Hmm... Oh! How about a pair of comfy boots?

Whoa! [thuds]

I'm okay!

[gasps] i¡Cierto mi niña!

Ta-da! [giggling]

Hmm... I'm still missing something.

Hmm... [thunder booming]

What about a poncho in case it rains?!

Buena idea.

I guess I do have everything.

[car honking]

Ay! My friends are here.

I better get going.

Adiós mi niña.

Adiós Abuela.

Don't forget to call me from your trip!

Call you? [gasps]

That's what I was forgetting!

My tablet so I can call my Rosalía!

Muchas gracias, mi niña.

De nada, Abuela! [giggling]

Adiós.

Let's go hiking, amigas!

[upbeat music]

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