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02x01 - Iggy's Check-Up/The New Park

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rosie's Rules". Aired: October 3, 2022 – present.*
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Series follows 5-year-old Rosie Fuentes as she investigates and learns about the area around her San Antonio, Texas home.

02x01 - Iggy's Check-Up/The New Park

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♪ [show theme music] Narrator: ♪ Rosie has a lot ♪

♪ that she wants to know ♪

♪♪

♪ Can you mail a cat to your Abuela's house in Mexico? ♪

♪♪♪

♪ How do stores get food? ♪

♪ Can you pogo-stick to the Moon? ♪

♪♪♪

♪ She's got a lot to learn ♪

♪ And when she does... ♪

♪ They're Rosie's Rules ♪

♪♪♪

♪ Heyyy ♪

♪ Well that's new information ♪

♪ She will always figure it out ♪

♪ So much to cheer about ♪

♪ For Rosie's Rules! Rosie: ♪ Rosie's Rules! ♪

Narrator: ♪ Rosie's Rules! Rosie: ♪ Rosie's Rules! ♪

Narrator: ♪ Rosie's Rules! Rosie: ♪ Rosie's Rules! ♪

Narrator: ♪ Rosie's Rules! ♪

♪♪

Rosie: [to viewer] "Iggy's Checkup!"

♪♪

Gatita: [Meow?] MEOW!

Meow! Rosie/Iggy: [giggles]

Papá: [singing] ♪ Brinca la tablita. ♪

♪ Yo ya la brinqué. ♪

♪ Bríncala de nuevo, Yo ya me cansé. ♪

Iggy: [singing] ♪ Yo ya me cansé. ♪

[giggles]

Papá: [humming]

Rosie: [breathless] Papá! There you are!

Papá: ¿Qué pasa calabaza?

Rosie: ¡Mucho empanada!

Gatita and I are going to outer space today.

But I can't find my astronaut helmet!

Papá: Ay, eso no es bueno,

you cannot go to outer space

without an astronaut helmet!

Gatita: Meow meow!

Papá: Don't worry, Mija.

I'll help you look for it,

as soon as we get back.

Rosie: Get back? Where are we going?

Papá: We have a very busy morning.

First, we're going to have

quesadillas for breakfast.

Rosie/Iggy: Yay!!

Papá: Then we're going to get dressed.

Rosie/Iggy: Yay!!!

Papá: And then, we're going to take Iggy

to his doctor's appointment!

Rosie: Yay!!!

[whispers] Iggy, you forgot to yay.

Iggy: [swallows]

Iggy go to docta?

Papá: Sí. Remember?

You're going to have your checkup with Dr. Mabel.

In fact, I'd better start getting ready.

We'll go in a little while, niños.

Rosie: ¡Okay Papá!

Today's gonna be supertastical!

[chanty] ♪ Oh yeah. Gonna go. ♪

♪ To the doctor. With Iggy- ♪

[record scratch]

Iggy? Are you still here?

Iggy: No!

Rosie: [to viewer] Rosie's Rule.

When you see your brother's feet under the table,

the rest of him is probably there too.

What are you doing under here?

Iggy: Iggy no wanna go see docta.

Rosie: But Dr. Mabel is so nice!

Don't you remember how she checks how tall you are?

Iggy: Uh-uh...

Rosie: And she uses that thingamadoodle to check

your eyes and ears and nose?

Iggy: Uh-uh...

Rosie: And how after the checkup,

she gives you a sticker? !

Iggy: Uhhhh... Uh-uh.

Rosie: Ohhhh!

So that's why you seem worried.

You don't remember anything about the doctor!

Iggy: Uh huh.

Iggy woowied.

Rosie: Well guess what?

I'm gonna help you NOT feel worried!

Rosie: But how?

[to viewer] I've gotta know!

♪♪

Rosie: [sings] ♪ I have a great big question, ♪

♪ And I just can't let it go! ♪

♪ Yo quiero saberlo. ♪

♪ I really gotta know! ♪

[speaks] How can I help Iggy not feel worried?

Maybe...

[sings] ♪ I can take him on a bumpy dino ride ♪

♪ Grow a patch of lollipops ♪

♪ every shape and size! ♪

♪ Put on a wowmazing puppet show, ♪

♪ Wiggle my nose and make it snow! ♪

♪♪

[dreamy] Make it snow with my nose...

[gasp] I've got it!

We can go on a big, supertastical adventure.

Iggy: Yaaay!

Rosie: And then you'll feel brave

and not worried about the doctor!

¡Vámonos!

Rosie: It's... Super Rosie!

And Super Gatita!

Gatita: Meow!

Rosie: And...

Iggy: Supa Iggyyyy!

Gatita: Meeeowww!

Meow meow!

Rosie: Ready to have a braaaave adventure?

Iggy: Iggy weddy!

Rosie/Iggy: Wooo-woohoo! [giggle]

Rosie: Through the underground tunnel!

[giggle]

Watch your head!

♪♪

[bump] Rosie: Ugh!

Rosie/Iggy: [giggle]

Rosie: Over the super tall buildings!

Gatita: Meow!...Meow!

Rosie: [giggle] Don't look down. Iggy: Whoa!

[giggles]

Gatita: Meow!

Rosie: Across the deep dark ocean!

Iggy: [giggles] Rosie: Uh oh. It's a shark!

Aaah! Go away, shark!

Iggy: Yeah! Go way! [giggles]

Gatita: [meow meow!]

Rosie: The shark swam away!

[giggles]

What a wowmazing adventure!

Iggy, don't you feel brave?!

Iggy: Yes!

Rosie: Like you can do Anything?

Iggy: YES!

Rosie: Like go to the doctor?

Iggy: NO!

Rosie: What?!

Iggy: No docta for Iggy.

Rosie: Well that didn't work.

Gatita: [sadly] meow meow.

Rosie: Hola Señor Turtle.

Do you know how to help Iggy not be worried?

Wait a secamadoodle!

Rosie: [playful] Hey Iggy...

what if you brought something with you to the doctor,

to help you not feel worried?

Something soft...

and cuddly...

Iggy: [excited] [gasp] Bring Tita?

Gatita: [confused] Meow?

Rosie: [giggles] Not Gatita. A stuffie!

Iggy: Hmmm?

Iggy take Lote! Gatita: Meow!

Rosie: ¡Perfecto!

Iggy: And Iggy take Timmy...

and Mawia...

and Mow-Mow...

and Butta...

Weddy!

Rosie: Huh? Um... I don't think you can take

ALL those stuffies to the doctor.

Gatita: Meow meow meow!

Iggy: Awww.

Rosie: How bout you just take Lote?

Iggy: Okay...but Wosie?

Rosie: Yes?

Iggy: Lote no want to go to doctor.

Bye bye.

Gatita: [Meow]

Rosie: [to viewer] I need to call Abuela.

♪♪ [bleep]

[dialing chimes]

Rosie: ¡Hola, Abuela!

Abuela: ¡Hola, mi niña!

I'm setting up a game of Canasta for later today.

[To Lili] [gasps] One More chair ¡por favor!

[To Rosie] ¿Qué pasa?

Rosie: I want to help Iggy not feel worried

about going to the doctor for his checkup.

But I don't know how.

Abuela: Ya veo. Mira, Rosalía.

Maybe, you can play a game Iggy likes.

That way, he'll think about the game and not the doctor,

and then he won't be so worried!

[gasps] Ay, I need to find another deck of cards!

¡Adiós granito de arroz!

Rosie: ¡Ciao bacalao!

[to viewer] It's game time!

Rosie: Okay Iggy, it's time to play your favorite game...

Dino blocks!

Iggy: [chanting] Dino blocks, dino blocks!

Rosie: Roar! [giggles]

Iggy: Roar roar! [giggles]

Gatita: [meow!] Roar! Roaaar!

Roar-roar-roar.

Rosie: Whoa, it's getting so tall!

Iggy: Sooo tall! [giggles]

Rosie: Isn't this fun?

Iggy: Yah dis fun!

Rosie: Woohoo!

♪♪

[to viewer] Rosie's Rule: If your brother is worried,

he can play a dino game

and then he won't have to think about the doctor at all!

Iggy: Docta? Gatita: Meow!

Rosie: [to viewer] Oops.

Iggy: Iggy no go to docta! Hmph!

Gatita: [startled] Meow!

Rosie: [sad sigh]

I've tried to help Iggy not be worried

about going to the doctor, but nothing's working and...

I need to flop.

[flop]

Breathe in. [inhales]

Breathe out. [exhales]

Wiggle about.

Now I'm ready to figure this out.

¡Vamos a ver!

[door knocking] Papá: [off screen] Rosie?

[sing-songy] Guess what I found?

Rosie: [gasps] My astronaut helmet!

♪ Papá: Yup. It was in the bathtub.

Rosie: Ohhhhh.

That makes sense.

Papá: [chuckles]

It does?

Hmm.

Rosie: [excited] ¡Muy bien, Gatita!

Now when I get back from the doctor,

we can pretend we're astronauts in outer space!

[gasp] Pretend?

Hmmmmm...

♪♪

[sings] ♪ Iggy's worried 'bout the doctor, I know. ♪

♪ Because he can't remember what it's like to go. ♪

Gatita: Meow meow!

Rosie: ♪ I'll pretend I'm a doctor and act it out, ♪

♪ Then Iggy will see what it's all about! ♪

♪♪♪

♪ I had a great big problem. ♪

♪ Un gran problemón! ♪

♪ So I thought about it and figured it out, ♪

♪ And now I really know! ♪

♪ Ya sé... ♪

♪ Hey hey... ♪

♪ I figured it all out today. ♪

♪ Whoa! Let's go! ♪

♪ Cuz now I really know. ♪

♪ Now I reallyyy knowwwwwww! ♪

♪♪♪

Rosie: [speaks] Iggy? We're gonna have a pretend

doctor's appointment!

Welcome to Rosie's Doctor's Office!

I'm Doctor Rosie.

Are you...Iggy?

Iggy: Yes...

Rosie: Wowmazing!

I mean, very well, fine, good.

The nurse will take you inside.

Oh nuuuuuurse!

Gatita: [meow! meow! meow!]

Iggy: [giggles]

Rosie: ¡Comencemos!

First I will see how tall you are.

Stand here, por favor.

Look how much you GREW!!

Iggy: [giggles]

Iggy grew! Rosie: [giggles]

Next, I will take your temperature.

Beep beep! Iggy: Beep beep!

Rosie: Now, say Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Iggy: Ahhhhhhhhh!

Rosie: Ahhhhhhhhh!

Iggy: Ahhhhhhhhh!

Gatita: [Meeoow-eeow-eeow]

Rosie: ¡Perfecto!

Last, I'll check your heart.

Bum-bum. Bum-bum. Bum-bum.

Sounds good to me.

We're all done!

Iggy: Yay!

Rosie: See Iggy? Now you know what happens at the doctor!

Soooo... how do you feel about

going to your check up now?

Iggy feel...

Not wooowied!

Rosie: ¡Órale! Gatita: Meow!

♪♪

Dr. Mabel: Great check up today, Iggy.

[gasps] Oh, I almost forgot...

Here. Iggy: [gasps]

Dino sticka!

Roooooar!

Papá: Thank you, Dr. Mabel!

Rosie: Bye!

Papá: Iggy was very brave at his checkup today!

Rosie: That's because he had a pretend checkup first.

With me! Iggy: Docta Wosie!

Rosie: [to viewer] Rosie's Rule:

Playing pretend can help you understand

what something will be like.

Like going to the doctor!

Iggy: [off screen] Rooooar!

Rosie: Stomp, stomp roaaar!

Rosie/Iggy: [giggles]

Papá: Roaaarr! Uh! Ah uh! Rosie: [giggles]

Rosie: "The New Park!"

♪♪

Rosie/Javi: [Giggles]

[giggles]

Rosie: [giggles] Owwww!

Yo soy el lobo - the Tag Wolf!

Wooooh!

And I'm gonna tag...

Iggy!

Iggy: No you not, Wosie!

Rosie: [giggles] Entonces...

I'm gonna tag... Javi!

[giggle]

¡Las traes! You're it!

Javi: [giggles]

Now I'm gonna tag...

Papá: [relaxed/whistles]

Javi: ¡Tío! Papá: Huh?

Javi: [loud whisper] I'm el lobo - the tag wolf!

Owwwwww!

Papá: ¿¡EL LOBO!?

¡Ay no!

Rosie/Javi/Iggy/Papá: [Giggles]

Javi: [Out of breath] Gotcha! ¡Las traes! [laughs]

Now you're el lobo!

Papá: [breathing hard] [laughs] I guess I am!

Pero, este lobo needs a minute

before he can tag anyone else.

[out of breath]

Rosie: [to viewer] Rosie's Rule:

Even lobos need to rest sometimes!

Javi: Whoo. I'm tired.

Iggy: Iggy too.

Ughhhhhhh.

Rosie/Javi: [laughter]

Papá: We have been at the park all morning.

Maybe we should pack up and go home.

Rosie: Go home?! But there are still

SO many supertastical things to see! And do!

Javi: Like what?

Rosie: Este... I'm not sure yet,

but I know they're supertastical!

Papá: If you find something that you and Javi want to do,

we can stay a little longer.

Rosie: Woohoo! ¡Gracias, Papá! [giggles]

Finding... supertastical... things... to do!

Climb... trees? Nah.

Make... mud pies?

Iggy: Smash smash... Weeee!

Rosie: Ah! Uh-uh.

[happy gasp]

[sing songy] Oh Javi,

I found something supertastical...

Javi: What is it?

Rosie: It's...a door!

Javi: A door isn't that supertastical.

Rosie: It is if it's a new door,

that leads to a new place!

And that place is supertastical...

Javi: Oh that's truuuuuue.

Rosie: I wonder what's on the other side of this door?

I've gotta know!

♪♪

[sings] ♪ I have a great big question ♪

♪ And I just can't let it go! ♪

♪ Yo quiero saberlo. ♪

♪ I really gotta know... ♪

What's on the other side of the door?

Maybe...

[sings] ♪ There's a fluffy magic forest made of clouds! ♪

♪ Or a twisty rainbow slide

♪ that we can all zoom down ♪

♪ A trampoline made out of cheese! ♪

♪ A dolphin swinging on a trapeze! ♪

♪ [dolphin sings] ♪

[dreamy] Trapeze dolphin...

Uuh! Papá, can we go in here and play?

I want to and Javi wants to too!

Javi: I really do!

Papá: Sí, you two can go inside.

I'll be right here with Iggy.

Rosie: ¡Gracias!

♪♪

Rosie/Javi: [gasp]

Rosie: [excited] It's a park!

Javi: But, we're already in a park.

Rosie: I guess it's a park in a park!

Javi: [giggles] A park in a park does sound fun.

[confused] But... there's not a lot to play on.

Rosie: Sure there is!

Check out this coolamadoodle ramp!

We can... run up it!

Woohoo!

Javi: Then what?

Rosie: Uhh... We can... run down it!

Woohoo!

Javi: Up.

Down.

Rosie: Don't you think that was wowmazing?

Javi: Sorry prima, but...

I reeeally don't.

Rosie: Okay, okay, maybe that wasn't so wowmazing.

But look at this hoop-de-hoop!

I'm gonna jump through it!

Javi: Um... it looks kind of small.

¿Estás segura?

Rosie: ¡Súper dúper segura!

Ugh...almost there!

[contorting efforts]

Maybe I'll just jump over it.

♪♪

Javi: [hopeful] Was it fun?

Rosie: Yes!!

Kind of... Not really.

Something's different about this park in a park.

Javi: Yeah. Everything's small and low to the ground.

Like the ramp.

Rosie: And the hoop.

Hmm...

[water pouring]

Javi: And this teeny tiny water fountain!

Rosie: Maybe this park isn't for big kids like us.

Maybe it's for little kids...

[gasps] like Iggy!

Javi: [gasps] An Iggy Park!

Rosie: [jumping] Iggy! Guess! What!

Javi: [jumping] We Found! An Iggy park!

Just for you! Iggy: [giggles]

Papá: An Iggy park?

Iggy: [excited] Iggy want Iggy park!

Iggy want Iggy park!

Rosie: Don't worry Papá. We got this.

Papá: Claro. I'll be here if you need me.

Javi: ¡Vamos Iggy!

[laughter]

Rosie: Welcome to the Iggy park!

Javi: What do ya think?

Javi: Hmmmm.

[super excited] Wheeeeeeeee!

[half-hearted] Wheeeeeeee.

[bored] Whee.

Okay, Iggy done.

Rosie: But...don't you want to stay and play?

Iggy: Uh uh, bye bye.

[ugh ugh]

Javi: I'm not sure this is an Iggy park either, prima.

Everything's too small and low to the ground - even for him!

Rosie: But if the park's not for us,

and it's not for Iggy,

then who's it for?

Rosie/Javi: We need to call Abuela.

Rosie: [giggles]

[knock-knock]

Rosie: ¡Gracias!

Javi: [short laugh]

[calling chimes]

[off screen] ¡Hola, Abuela!

Abuela: ¡Hola, mis niños!

I'm sewing a hat for Vero's parrot!

[squawk!]

Rosie: [off screen] So cute!

Abuela: ¿Qué pasa?

Rosie: We found a new park, but we don't know who it's for.

Javi: It's not for us.

And it's not for Iggy either!

Abuela: Ay, ya veo.

You know, there are all kinds of parks.

Maybe if you look for clues,

you'll figure out who this one is for!

[squawk!] Ay no,

I'm not done with that, Perico!

¡Adiós granitos de arroz!

Rosie/Javi: ¡Ciao bacalao!

Rosie: Come on, Javi. Let's look for clues

to figure out who the park is for!

Looking for clues...

Over here, hm...

[gasps] I found something!

Javi: What is it?

Rosie: I don't know! Small...

Cute...

Maybe it's a...

[gasps] fairy house!

Javi: A fairy house?

[gasp] That means this is a...

Rosie/Javi: Fairy park!

Rosie: [chanting] ♪ Oh yeah, we found, a fairy park, ♪

♪ Oh yeah

Let's find the fairies!

Rosie/Javi: [giggle]

♪♪

Hm, no fairies here...

♪♪

Javi: O aquí.

Rosie: Or here!

♪♪

[to viewer] Rosie's Rule:

Fairies can be very hard to find.

Even in a fairy park!

Javi: Maybe this isn't a fairy park either.

Rosie: We just need to keep looking!

Javi: We've looked everywhere.

[big yawn] And I'm getting tired.

I'm gonna tell Tío I'm ready to go home.

Rosie: Home? But we haven't figured out

who this park is for!

Javi: Lo siento, prima.

Rosie: [sad sigh]

I really wanted to figure out

who this park is for,

so we can stay and play and--

I need to flop.

[flop]

Breathe in. [inhales]

Breathe out. [exhales]

Wiggle about.

Now I'm ready to figure this out!

¡Vamos a ver!

[toy squeak]

Huh?

Hmmm..?

[gasps] Wait a sec-amadoodle!

♪♪

[sings] ♪ There's a leash hanging here on this hook, ♪

♪ And I see so many paw prints ♪

♪ the more that I look ♪

♪ Since everything is so close to the ground, ♪

♪ I figured it out, it's a doggy playground! ♪

♪♪♪

♪ I had a great big problem. ♪

♪ Un gran problemón! ♪

♪ So I thought about it and figured it out, ♪

♪ And now I really know! ♪

♪ Ya sé... Hey hey ♪

♪ I figured it all out today.

♪ Whoa! Let's go! ♪

♪ Cuz now I really know! ♪

♪ Now I reallyyy knowwwwwww! ♪

♪♪

Papá: ¿Qué pasa calabaza?

Rosie: ¡MUCHO empanada!

This isn't a big kid park,

or an Iggy park, or a fairy park-

Papá: Wait, what-?

Rosie: It's a doggy park!

Iggy: Well das new infomation!

Javi: How come there's a park for dogs?

Papá: Well, lots of people in our community have dogs,

and those dogs need their own place to play.

Rosie: [gasps] Just like kids have their own place to play.

The playground!

Papá: ¡Exacto!

There are lots of places in our community

that are made for people, and dogs,

so they have what they need!

Rosie: Papá, can we stay and play with the dogs?

Papá: I don't know, mija.

I think Javi and Iggy are ready to go home.

Javi: Actually, I'm not ready to go anymore Tío!

Iggy: Iggy wanna stay with doggies!

Rosie/Javi: Pleeeeease!

Papá: Pues... Since you all want to,

we can stay and play a little longer.

Rosie/Iggy: Yay! Javi: Woohooo!

♪♪

Rosie: Hi, Trixie!

This park is for dogs in our community - like you!

This is the doggy hoop-de-hoop!

Trixie: [arf-arf]

Javi: This is the doggy fountain!

Rosie: And this is the doggy stick!

Fetch! [Trixie panting]

Javi: Go Trixie! Rosie/Iggy: Doggie!

♪♪

Rosie: [to viewer] Rosie's Rule: There are places in a community

for the people who live there.

And for the dogs that live there too!

Iggy: [grunts] Get stick doggie!

Woof woof!

Rosie/Javi/Iggy: [giggles]

♪♪

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