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02x05 - Lights, Camera, Rosie!/Gatita Day

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rosie's Rules". Aired: October 3, 2022 – present.*
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Series follows 5-year-old Rosie Fuentes as she investigates and learns about the area around her San Antonio, Texas home.

02x05 - Lights, Camera, Rosie!/Gatita Day

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♪ [show theme music] ♪

Narrator: ♪ Rosie has a lot ♪

♪ that she wants to know ♪

♪♪

♪ Can you mail a cat to your Abuela's house in Mexico? ♪

♪♪♪

♪ How do stores get food? ♪

♪ Can you pogo-stick to the Moon? ♪

♪♪♪

♪ She's got a lot to learn ♪

♪ And when she does... ♪

♪ They're Rosie's Rules ♪

♪♪♪

♪ Heyyy ♪

♪ Well that's new information ♪

♪ She will always figure it out ♪

♪ So much to cheer about ♪

♪ For Rosie's Rules! Rosie: ♪ Rosie's Rules! ♪

Narrator: ♪ Rosie's Rules! Rosie: ♪ Rosie's Rules! ♪

Narrator: ♪ Rosie's Rules! Rosie: ♪ Rosie's Rules! ♪

Narrator: ♪ Rosie's Rules! ♪

♪♪

Rosie: Lights, Camera, Rosie!

Mom: [off screen] Alright, kids, we're going!

Rosie, Iggy, listen to Crystal.

And remember, no running in the house.

Or jumping.

Or decorating Gatita, or--

Gatita: [Huh? ] Meow?

Crystal: [chuckles] We've got it, Mom!

Just go and enjoy your movie.

Rosie: Ooooh, what movie are you going to see?

Mom: Oh, it's called...

[dramatically] Spy And The Pie!

It's about the world's best spy

on a mission to find a missing blueberry pie!

Papá: That's right!

In the movie, the spy sneaks around,

searches high and low,

and then he says:

Mom: [heroically] "No one steals this spy's pie!"

Rosie: [giggles] That sounds silly!

Papá: [laughs] It is silly!

[dreamy] And exciting, and creative,

and a little bit haunting and sophisticated--

Mom: Cielo? We better go so we don't miss

the exciting, creative, haunting movie.

Papá: Right! Got the tickets right here!

[gasps] Ay, no!

These tickets were for yesterday!

And that was the last night of the movie!

Mom: Yesterday?!

Cheddar Cheese Louise!

Rosie: Rosie's Rule:

If yesterday was the last day to see a movie,

you definitely can't see it today!

Mom: [disappointed] I guess no movie for us...

Papá: [sadly] Oh, I was so excited for the spy and the pie.

Rosie: Aww Mom and Papá are sad they can't see their movie.

I wish there was something we could do.

[Gasp] Wait a movie-ma-doodle!

Maybe I can make movie for them!

Then they'll watch the movie and feel better!

Gatita: [Great idea!] Meow Meow!

Rosie: [thinking] What kind of movie should I make?

[to viewer] I've gotta know!

♪♪

[sings] ♪ I have a great big question, ♪

♪ And I just can't let it go! ♪

♪ Yo quiero saberlo. ♪

♪ I really gotta know! ♪

[speaks] What kind of movie should I make?

Maybe...

[sings] ♪ A western movie about a dancing horse. ♪

♪ An action-packed adventure on an obstacle course! ♪

♪ A magical fantasy under the sea, ♪

♪ A movie that solves a mystery? ♪

♪♪

[dreamily] Mystery under the sea...

¡Gatita! Gatita: [Startled] Meow!!

Rosie: I'm going to make the movie

Mom and Papá wanted to see!

"The Spy and the Pie!"

Gatita: [yay! ] Meow!!!

♪♪

Rosie: Okay! We have a spy...

Me.

We have a pie.

We have our pie swipers....

[duck squeaks]

[low/silly voice] I'm gonna swipe your pie!

[giggles]

[to Gatita] Oh! And the most important thing...

Our movie camera!

Gatita: [hooray! ] Meow!

Rosie: We're ready to make our movie!

[calls out] Places, please!

Aaaaand action!

Oh, I need to push the button!

Action!

Oh, wait. Action!

Gah! My hat!

Cut! Gatita: [Startled Meow]

Rosie: [Breathless] [Sighs]

I think I need someone else

to be in charge of the camera.

But who...?

Iggy: Gah!

Rosie: [gasp] Iggy?

This is your lucky day!

Because you are gonna be in charge of the camera

for my movie!

[dramatically] You'll be the director!

Okay?

Iggy: [shrugs] Okay!

Rosie: Do you know what a director does?

Iggy: Yes!

No.

Rosie: I'll show you.

First you say, "Places!"

Then you push the red button.

And then you say, "Action!"

Iggy: Action!

Rosie: Wait, first we have to--

Iggy: Action! Rosie: Hang on, you--

Iggy: [to stuffies] Action!

[to Alebrije figurine] Action!

[to Gatita] Action!

Gatita: [confused] [huh?] Meow?

Rosie: [gently] Okay that's good, Iggy.

But before you say action, you just need to say, "Places!"

Iggy: Pwaces?

Rosie: Great!

Y ahora, tap the button!

♪ [very loud music] Gatita: [Startled meow]

[music stops]

Iggy: Oopsie.

[button clicks] Oopsie again.

[delighted] BUELA!!!!!!

Rosie: [confused] Huh?

[to viewer] Rosie's Rule:

Sometimes, your brother tries to tap record,

but he calls your Abuela instead!

¡Hola, Abuela!

Abuela: Hola, mis niños.

I'm playing softball with my friends.

Pop up!

Ay, so close.

[to Rosie] ¿Qué pasa?

Rosie: We're making a movie and Iggy's the director.

But he doesn't know what to say...or do!

Abuela: Mira, Rosalía.

It might be hard for Iggy to do all the things a director does,

because he's still little!

[softball crack!] [Gasp]

I'm gonna catch this one!

¡Adiós, granito de arroz!

Rosie: ¡Ciao, bacalao!

[to self] Hm, maybe Iggy is too little to be the director.

[overly tentative] Iggy...

what do you think about...

maybe...someone else being the director?

Iggy: Okay, bye bye!

Rosie: [To Gatita] Well that was easier than I thought.

But who will be my director now?

Crystal: [quickly] I'd love to make my directing debut!

I've got a big vision for this movie.

Big, I tell ya. Big!

Rosie: ¡Órale!

Crystal: [quickly] No time for chit-chat, Rosie,

we're losing time.

Places, please!

Aaand... action!

Rosie: Duh duh duh duh... ♪ [spy music] ♪

Duh duh duh duh...

[gasps] I spy... blueberry pie!

And the pie swiper!

I'm gonna catch you!

[hopping efforts]

Crystal: Cut!

Great job, Rosie.

But I think we need a pie swiper who can actually swipe the pie.

Gatita? Gatita: [Me? ] Meow?

Crystal: Congratulations.

You're now in the movie!

Gatita: [excited meow!!]

Crystal: Okay, this time I'll just tell you both what to do.

'Cause a director does that too.

Rosie: Okay! Gatita: [okay!] Meow!

Crystal: [off screen] Places.

Aaaaand... Action!

Rosie, sneak towards the pie...

Now act surprised to see the pie swiper!

Rosie: [Gasp]

Crystal: Gatita, block the pie!

Gatita: [dramatic meow! ]

Crystal: Rosie, take the pie!

Gatita, keep it away from Rosie!

Rosie:[grunting walla] Gatita: [dramatic meow!]

Crystal: Now Rosie, do a cartwheel,

but don't drop the pie!!

Rosie:[grunting walla] Gatita: [dramatic meow!]

Rosie: Um, Crystal... I think we need a break.

Right, Gatita?

Gatita: [exhausted] Meow.

Crystal: Sure, go ahead and take a few minutes to rest.

I'm gonna set up the big volcano car chase!

Rosie: [alarmed] Volcano car chase?!

Gatita: [what?!] Meow?!

Rosie: Crystal is a good director,

but I can't do everything she wants!

Crystal: [excited] Gonna make the lava!

Rosie: [sighs]

I wanted to make a movie for Mom and Papá,

but it's not working out like I thought and--

I need to flop.

[loud flop]

Breathe in. [inhales]

Breathe out. [exhales]

Wiggle about.

Now I'm ready to figure this out.

¡Vamos a ver!

Papá: [Humms] Oh?

What's all this?

Rosie: I was making a movie for you and Mom.

Because you missed the other one.

Papá: [touched] You were making a movie?

For us?

Rosie: Uh huh. But Iggy wasn't directing me enough,

and now Crystal is directing me too much!

Papá: Ahh ya veo.

Mija, do you remember when you were Iggy's age?

Rosie: A little.

Papá: Well, back then there were things you couldn't do.

Like... knowing what the buttons do on the tablet.

Rosie: But I know that now!

Papá: Sí. Because you're bigger.

And there are things Crystal can do now that you can't do yet.

Because she's bigger.

Rosie: Like... setting up a volcano car chase?

Papá: Exacto.

Crystal: Uhhh where's my pie?

Iggy: [Giggles] Iggy have it!

Papá: Ah, Crystal needs that, Iggy...

Rosie: Hm...

[sings] ♪ One day Iggy will cartwheel somehow. ♪

♪ And I'll do lots of things ♪

♪ That Crystal can do now. ♪

♪ If we stick to what we can do today, ♪

♪ We can make the movie our own special way! ♪

♪ I had a great big problem. ♪

♪ Un gran problemón! ♪

♪ So I thought about it and figured it out, ♪

♪ And Now I really know! ♪

♪ Ya sé...

♪ Hey hey ♪

♪ I figured it all out today. ♪

♪ Whoa! ♪

♪ Let's go. ♪

♪ Cuz Now I really know. ♪

♪ Now...I...really...knowwww! ♪

♪♪

[calls out] Everyone!

Crystal, I still want you to be the director.

But can you make things a little easier for me?

Crystal: Oh, no problem, Rosie.

I guess I was making this pretty complicated.

Rosie: And Gatita, you and me will still be actors.

But we'll only do what we can.

Gatita: [okay! ] Meow meow!

Crystal: Wait... what's Iggy gonna do?

Rosie: Well, since he's littler than both of us,

I gave him a new job.

The lighting expert!

Iggy: Nighttime! Daytime!

Nighttime! Daytime!

Crystal: Amazing!

Let's make a movie!

Rosie: Hey! You swiped my blueberry pie!

Gatita: [heh heh heh] Meow meow meow...

♪♪

Rosie: Ooo. Hot lava. Ouchie!

Gatita: [Huh? ] Meow?

Rosie: No one steals this spy's pie!

Gatita: [pouty] [awwwww] Meowwww.

Crystal: That's a wrap!

Rosie/Iggy: [Giggles]

Rosie: And now, presenting...

"The Spy and the Pie!"

Crystal: [interjecting] The Fuentes Family version.

Mom: Oh! I can already tell

this is better than the original version. [giggles]

Rosie: [giggles] [to viewer] Rosie's Rule.

You can do different things when you're different ages.

Like be a director, or an actor,

or a lighting expert!

Mom: Ooooooo. Papá: [Gasp] It's dark...

Iggy: [proudly] Iggy do that!!

Mom: ¡Fuentastic!

Papá: ¡Bravo Iggy!

Rosie/Iggy: [giggle]

Rosie: Oooh ohh! Keep watching!

Iggy: Look!

Crystal: Oooh look, this is a good part...

Rosie: Gatita Day!

[Giggles]

Gatita: Meow meow! Rosie: [Giggles]

Rosie: [Gasp] ¡Una más!

Only one more piece!

Huh?

[sing songy] Oh Gatita...

Gatita: Meow!

Rosie: Ha! Got it!

[to viewer] Rosie's Rule:

If you can't find a puzzle piece,

you might want to check under your cat.

[giggles]

Mom: Rosie Posie!

Gatita Chiquita!

Rosie: What is it, Mom?

Mom: Well, I was cleaning out my sock drawer and I found...

[drumroll effect] This!

Rosie: [gasps] [amazed] ¡Ay, qué bebés!

It's little Rosie!

And baby Gatita!

Gatita: [curiously] Meow??

Mom: That's right!

This picture was taken on Gatita Day!

Gatita: [Huh? ] Meow meow?

Rosie: Oooh. What's Gatita Day?

Mom: Gatita Day is the day Gatita joined our family.

It's when we got...Gatita!

Rosie: Oooohhh! Gatita: [ohhhhh] Meooooow.

Rosie: Gatita, the day we got you was the best day ever!

And guess what?

I'm gonna tell you allll about it right now.

Gatita: [yay!] Meow!

Rosie: [chants/rapping] ♪ Gonna tell. Gatita. ♪

♪ All about. ♪

♪ That Day- ♪

Wait a Gatita-ma-doodle!

[perplexed] I don't remember the day we got Gatita!

[to Mom] Are you sure I was there?

Mom: [Chuckles]I'm sure.

See? You're in the picture!

Rosie: [curious] Then how come I don't remember?

Mom: Well, sometimes it's hard to remember things

that happened when you were little.

Even if you were there.

Rosie: Well that's new information!

Gatita: [It is! ] Meow Meow!

Mom: Oooh I have an idea!

I'll get Crystal and Papá, and we'll tell you and Gatita

allll about what happened that day.

Rosie: ¡Órale!

I wonder what happened the day we got Gatita?

I've gotta know!

♪♪

[sings] ♪ I have a great big question, ♪

♪ And I just can't let it go! ♪

♪ Yo quiero saberlo. ♪

♪ I really gotta know! ♪

[speaks] What happened the day we got Gatita?

Maybe...

[sings] ♪ She came down in a bubble from the sky. ♪

♪ Then knocked on the door and delivered apple pie! ♪

♪ She drove up in a car that looked like a cat ♪

♪ Then put on a very tall unicorn hat! ♪

♪♪

[dreamy/speaks] Unicorn hat...

Papá: I hear we're talking about Gatita Day!

[wistful] What a Fuentastic day.

Crystal: And a pretty funny story too! Mom: [Chuckles]

Rosie: Tell us! Tell us!

Gatita: [Tell us!] Meow-meow meow-meow!

Papá: Ok, here's what happened...

Rosie: [Giggles]

Papá: [a bit hesitant] ¿Hola? Anyone home?

[whispers] Coast is clear.

Gatita: [soft meow] Papá: Shhh.

We'll wait until the whole family's here,

and then I'll introduce you.

Gatita: [Okay] Meow, meow!

Papá: I'll put you in here for now.

Rosie: ¡Hola Papá! Papá: [suprised] Gah!

Papá: [covering] ¿Qué pasa calabaza?

Rosie: ¡Nada empanada!

[curious] What's in dat box?

Papá: Ehh which box?

[super casual] Oh this box?

It's just, you know...

a surprise for the family-

Rosie: [delighted] A supwise??!!

Papá: Sí but, we're going to wait-

Gatita: [sweet meow!]

Rosie: [Gasp] What dat noise?

Papá: [flustered] Th-that's just a song I was singing.

[sings] Meow meow meow meow!

[Nervous giggles]

Rosie: [giggles] Ok.

¡Adiós, Papá! iAdiós, box!

Papá: Phewww!

I'm going to the pet store to get you some cat supplies.

I'll be right back, ok?

Gatita: [okay! ] Meow Meow!

Mom: ♪ Label makers are my favorite, tu-t-duu ♪

Gatita: [off screen] [soft meow]

Mom: Hello?

Gatita: [off screen] [playful meows]

[playful meows] Mom: Uh?!

Cheddar Cheese Louise!

Oh, you're the cutest little puffball I've ever seen!

Mhm Mhm Mhm!

Gatita: [I know! ] Meow!

Mom: But... how did you get here?

[calling out] Marco? Did you happen to bring home

an adorable fluffy white cat?

[chatty] Well he's not answering,

so I guess it's up to me to figure out how you got here -

cause you sure can't tell me yourself! Huh?

[giggles]

Kitty?

[Gasp] Kitty?

[slightly alarmed] Where'd you go...?

Papá: I'm baaaack.

I got you food and water bowl,

and a new toooooy!

[gasps] ¡Ay no!

Mom: Ay no is right!

Cielo, there's a cat in the house!

Papá: I know! I brought her home!

Mom: Well I found her!

And then... I lost her.

Papá: [urgently] She must be around here somewhere.

¡Vamos!

Oh, uhm.

Rosie: [Roar]

[squeaking sound] Mom: [startled] Gah!

Rosie: [Giggles]

Wohooo.

Papá: [laughs] Rosie: [cheers]

[Giggles]

Mom: [whispery] I don't see her anywhere!

What do we do?!

Papá: I don't know!

[phone ringing] Mom/Papá: Gahhh!

Papá: Oh, it's mi Mamá.

[phone ringing]

¡Hola Mamá!

Abuela: ¡Hola mijo!

I'm trying out a new hair conditioner.

¿Qué pasa?

Papá: Well, I brought home a kitty cat for the family...

Abuela: [excited] [Gasp] ¡Una gatita para la familia!

¡Qué linda!

Papá: I know!

Pero...now the gatita is gone!

Abuela: [gasp] ¡Uy!

Did you check behind the couch?

Papá: Sí.

Abuela: Under the kitchen table?

Papá: Sí.

[Timer chimes] Abuela: [gasps] Ay!

It's time to rinse my hair in the sink!

Papá: The sink?

[to self] I don't think we checked there.

Gotta go, Mamá!

Abuela: ¡Adiós, granito de arroz!

Papá: ¡Ciao bacalao!

Mom: Not in the sink.

Papá: [sighs] Ay! Where could that silly Gatita be?

Rosie: So where was she, Papá?

Gatita: [yeah! ] Meow!

Papá: [thinks] You know? I actually don't remember.

Crystal: I remember!

Mom/Papá: You do?

Crystal: Uhhh huh!

Okay, so I was in the backyard creattttiiiinnnggg...

Gatita: [off screen] Meow. Crystal: Huh?

Gatita: [off screen] Meow Crystal: What was that?

Gatita: Meow!

Crystal: [gasp] A kitty cat!

Gatita: [worried] Meow, meow.

Crystal: Oh no, you're stuck!

[panicky] Don't worry kitty. I'll be right back!

Stay there!

[to self] Of course she'll stay there,

I mean she's stuck in a tree...

[dramatically] We tried everything to get her down

Papá: [reaching effort]

Mom: Here's a kitty treat!

Mmmm- Mmmmmmm- so good!

Gatita: [Worried] Meows.

Mom: Come on, follow the light. Papá: [chuckles]

We've got you Kitty.

Crystal: How about a song?

♪ [tuba music] ♪

Crystal: But nothing worked.

Rosie: [worried] So how did she get down?

Crystal: Iiiiii...

can't remember.

Mom: Hm, I can't remember either.

Papá: [perplexed] Neither can I!

Rosie: What?!

But if you can't remember, then we'll never know what happened!

Gatita: [sad meows]

Rosie: [frustrated sigh]

I really want to know what happened on Gatita Day,

but no one remembers the end of the story and...

[to self] I need to flop.

Breathe in. [inhales]

Breathe out. [exhales]

Wiggle about.

Now I'm ready to figure this out.

¡Vamos a ver!

[thinking] Hmm.

[sings] ♪ When I look at this picture I see, ♪

♪ Rosie and Gatita in front of the treeee... ♪

♪ Now I know what I have to do. ♪

♪ I'll look until I find a clue... ♪

♪ I had a great big problem. ♪

♪ Un gran problemón! ♪

♪ So I thought about it and figured it out, ♪

♪ And Now I really know! ♪

♪ Ya sé...

♪ Hey hey ♪

♪ I figured it all out today.

♪ Whoa! ♪

♪ Let's go. ♪

♪ Cuz Now I really know. ♪

♪ Now...I...really...knowwwww! ♪

♪♪

Find a clue...

[sigh] No clue.

All I see is Rosie, Gatita, and her mousie toy.

Mom: Mousie toy?

[gasp] Wait a minute...I remember what happened!

Papá: [realizing] So do I! Crystal: Me too!

Mom: [defeated] [Sigh] We've tried everything.

She just won't come down.

Rosie: [excitedly] Rosie found a mouse!

Mom: [panicked] Mouse!???

Papá: It's a mouse toy for... the surprise.

Mom: [Chuckles]

Papá: [defeated] Who is now stuck in the tree.

Rosie: [gasp] A kitty cat!!!

Gatita: [worried meow]

Rosie: [Gasp]

[bursting with love] Hola kitty!

I'm Rosie and I love you soooo much!

Wanna play?

Gatita: [worried meow]

Rosie: Awww. Don't be scared.

[Giggles] Look at the silly mousie!

Gatita: [curious] Meow?

Rosie: [playful] Shakey shakey shakey.

[giggles] Shakey shake shake.

Crystal: ¡Órale! Rosie: Hooray!

Papá: Yes! Mom: Woohoo!

Papá: ¡Mija! You got our gatita down from the tree!

Rosie: [gasps] That's her name! ¡Gatita!

Crystal: Gatita is perfect!

Mom: Yes, Gatita!! Papá: ¡Sí!

Rosie: Hola Gatita.

We're gonna have sooooo much fun together.

I promise!

Gatita: [yay! ] Meow!

Mom: Say cheddar cheese!

Rosie: Cheddar cheeeeeeese! Gatita: Meow Meow!

Awww. [giggles]

Mom: And that's what happened on Gatita Day.

Papá: You know...that story is such a special part

of our family history,

we should really write it down somewhere.

Rosie: [gasp] I have an idea!

But Crystal, I need your help.

Crystal: Presenting...

Rosie: The Day We Got Gatita!

Papá: ¡Órale! Mom: A book!

Gatita: [excited meows]

Crystal: [Giggles] I think she wants to read it.

Papá: We'll read it together!

Rosie: [to viewer] Rosie's Rule:

If there's a special day in your family history,

you can write it down.

And then you'll always remember what happened!

Crystal: [calls out] C'mon Rosie!

Iggy: [giggles] Mom: Okay, okay.

Alright here we go.

[reading] One fuentastic Fuentes family day...

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