01x04 - The Pirate's Booty

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Previously, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

-The party’s here!
Woo!

Randall is a lead guitarist with
Elton John and Shania Twain.

Dana and Darren, male and
female stripper of the year.

Magda?

Oh!

I’m just preparing notes for
you, because I didn’t finish.

Mm-hmm.

Aesha, Aesha,
I am ready down here.

Only two of them have come up.

You gotta tell ’em when
they gotta ----ing eat.

There is no respect for what
I’m doing in the galley.

As long as we just keep
working as a team.

You’re the chief stew.

I’ll be waiting on you
every time, I know that.

I’ll go with you,
if you wanna go.

Do you wanna go?

Yeah, I wanna go
for a little ride.

Ah!

I don’t know if Benny’s here
on a holiday or here to work.

Oh, mate... ah!

I didn’t sign up
for this harassment.

I am gonna be your boss.

Ugh.

I didn’t sign up for the army.

I lost my dad and
mum six months apart.

I need some positive
reinforcement.

Oh, my God.

Ew, ew, ew.
Poo water.

That’s disgusting.

I can’t do this anymore.

Get me the *bleep*
off this boat.

Yeah, hey, mate, it’s Benny.
I need to speak to you.

Oh, my God.

I don’t think I can
do this anymore.

I’ve had Jamie down my throat,

I’ve had the captain
picking on me,

and now I’ve lowered my feet
into a pool of sh-- water.

Like, just how much can
a man really take?

Yeah, hey, mate, it’s Benny.

Oh, my God.

I gotta restock
the crew fridge.

Yeah.

Mm. Mm.

Like, why just our toilet?

There’s poo everywhere,
there’s poo everywhere.

Oh, it’s, like,
on our floor, on our...

Dude, I didn’t know
what was happening.

I woke the captain up.

What the...

Yachting is gonna put you in
a lot of mental battles.

Every day, you’re gonna
get pushed

to that point where
you wanna quit.

I feel bad for him.

It’s been a tough
charter on Benny.

Oh! Ugh!

Oh!

Ah, we’re nearly there, Benny
boy, we’re nearly there.

I can’t believe it, mate.

-It’s nearly done, though.
-Pretty good, isn’t it.

Yeah, mate, I didn’t think that
we’d resolve it that quick.

Mate, you are a gem.
Thanks for your help.

You all right, mate?

-Were you?
-Yeah.

When I was 20, I did a full
trade as a plumber in Australia,

both domestic and commercially,
so it’s nothing new to me.

Benny’s reached his limit.

As the captain, it’s my job
to lift him up

and get through this and
stick together as a team.

I don’t know what I would do
without you, mate.

I would have cried and
gone home, to be honest.

Um...

Oh, my God.

The toilet blew up in our room.

What?

Oh.

-Good morning.
-Good morning.

Not a lot of captains
would do that.

Just to keep calm.

Well, I don’t think
I would have got

through it without you, though.

You just knew what you were
doing, mate, like, I can’t...

You’ve gone through your first
sh-- experience on a boat.

Yeah.

Honestly.

-I thought, yeah...
-Jokes aside.

-I’ve been here before.
-Yeah.

I came back into yachting
to have a taste

of that human connection again,

since I essentially
lost my entire family.

And Captain Jason
helping me out in a way

that felt real and loving,
it’s amazing.

Once two lads have cleaned up
some sh-- together,

you generally remain friends
for life, so...

Cheers, mate, appreciate it.

-All right, good night, kids.
-Good night.

-Good night.
-Love yous.

See ya!

Yeah, see ya, mate,
love you too.

All right.

Need anything?

-You good, guys?
-Yeah.

Sleepy Culver, trying
to get pumped.

Looking for that espresso, mate.

-How’d you sleep?
-I slept great.

Oh.

Still tired, but I slept good.

I’m so glad it was
Benny’s cabin and not ours.

So, we’re leaving the boat at
11:30 for a snorkeling trip.

So, I’m gonna need
someone driving the rip.

I’ll drive the big tender,

and then so the
barbeque, we’ll be back.

-Yeah.
-Cool.

Right.

I can run you through
everything, yeah?

Okay.

I’ll just do them that way.

Okay, so barbeque setup,
coolers, awning, chairs, tables.

We’ll have probably two hours.
Get ’em back early.

-Yeah. Bit of a mish today.
-Okay?

I’m ready.

Captain Jason is always
hands-on with the deckhands.

But as a police officer,

I would get told what to do,
and pretty much do it myself.

This is more of
a big brother situation.

I’m definitely not feeling like
a boson, I feel like a deckhand.

-I want you on the snorkel.
-All right.

-Yeah, you’ll be here.
-Yeah.

Magda, Magda, Jason.

Can you meet me in the laundry?

Copy.

-Good morning, darling.
-Good morning, love.

I just wanted to say hello.

-I ate so well yesterday.
-Mwah... good.

Nothing’s gonna fit me
by the end of this trip.

Ah, we’ll be good, we’ll have a
nice, healthy breakfast for you.

-Ooh!
-Some fruit, some salmon.

-Ooh! Thanks, honey!
-You’re welcome.

Just to let you know, last night
we had a bit of an issue.

Those towels there was the
result of the... our clean-up.

Okay.

So, check if they smell or
if they need another wash.

All right, I will.

Secondly, I’ve lost
some board shorts.

Board shorts?

The laundry’s
an absolute pigsty.

I can understand
it’s charter two,

but running around trying
to find your clothes,

morale can drop pretty quickly.

We’re gonna have
to keep an eye on Magda.

If someone’s got more
than one pair...

Yeah.

And they can donate one to the
captain, that would be great.

Okay. Okay.

There goes
the salmon, fruit plate.

We’re gonna do
some sh-- to them.

What time did we say
breakfast is again?

I’m pretty sure they
told me, like, whenever.

I’m pretty sure
they said 9:00.

So, any time
after 9:00 on breakfast?

Yeah.

Get the guests ready
for breakfast.

Like, what the *bleep*
are we doing here?

A good chief stew can steer
anybody anywhere at any time.

Oh.

I smell poo, I smell poo.

Very cool.

My boyfriend and I,
we’re soulmates,

but having this
long-distance relationship,

it’s a struggle for me.

Like, I’m so busy with my stuff,

we might not have
the best contact.

It’s hard for me.
It’s really hard.

Why are you so tired?

I just had a bad morning,
you know?

Why?

I miss my boyfriend,

and then laundry, you have
no idea what’s going on.

Want me to make you a coffee?

I prefer bagels with salmon.

You want a bagel
with salmon on it?

Is that your way
of trying to ask me?

Maybe.

Magda and I, our chemistry,

I think we hit it off pretty
much off the start.

Good vibes.
I know she has a boyfriend,

but there’s just
something about her.

I 100 percent would be open
to hooking up with Magda.

Who has the best chef,
who has the best chef?

Mm!

Okay.

Oh, good girl.

I did some of that this
morning, too, in bed.

-Well, was I there?
-It was horizontal movement.

I don’t think you’ve
ever meditated.

All the bagels are gluten-free.

That is smoked salmon, lox.

Wow.

Thank you, mate.

Would anyone like
anything else?

Would chef mind doing some
scrambled eggs for me?

-Yeah.
-Thank you, darling.

-All good, cool.
-Awesome.

We’ve got a jar of
Vegemite for the bagels.

-Cheffy?
-Yeah?

Just one person would like
some scrambled eggs.

That’s fine.

Am I starting to prove to
you that my concept works?

Um, I’ll get you a plate.

It’s just so bizarre,
how something that

everyone else
would look at poorly,

he genuinely looks at
as a way to be,

like *bleep* yeah,
I’m the man.

Like, bagels and sh--, like,
you can get that at Starbucks.

We just got by
on a salmon platter

and *bleep* it, good enough.

Coming up...

Oh, my God.

Let the mullet spa
party begin, ladies!

Woo!

What the *bleep*
are you doing?

If I could take
a photo of you right now...

Yeah, big old sweaty kiss.

Ah, it’s good.

----ing scrambled eggs.

-Here you are, Suzie.
-Oh! Thank you.

Oh, look at you, thank you.

-You’re welcome.
-Sorry to spring that on you.

-No, not a problem at all.
-I just... Mm.

-Did I wake you up last night?
-No.

My sh--ter exploded.

Bro, I was about to resign.

I just knocked on the captain’s
door and I was like, Captain...

I just said mate, there’s poo
through my cabin.

That’s ----ing terrible, man.

Hopefully that sh--
doesn’t happen again.

Okay.

What is happening?

Now, our wet stuff
from yesterday,

has that been dried
somewhere, or...

-Yeah, Magda must have taken it.
-Okay.

-And you need it for now?
-Yeah.

Yeah, I’d need mine, yeah.

Awesome, yeah, I’ll just
go track those down.

-Magda, Magda?
-Go ahead.

Are you able to grab Graeme and
Lisa’s stuff from the laundry?

I’m gonna go to laundry
in a sec, okay?

-Can you come right now?
-Copy.

I’m guessing this
is Graeme and Lisa.

Okay.

God, this laundry room
is a disaster.

-Well, this one with...
-I only finished two.

Is this clean?

Uh, I think it is, but...

Magda’s experience is
on a smaller vessel,

so the expectations
is very different.

The laundry looks bad
this morning, I have to admit.

Yeah.

She’s so lucky she has me.

I mean, like, come on.

Do you mind taking those to
their cabin when you go back?

Yeah, sure, sure.

Awesome, I’ll just tell them
that they’re in their cabin.

-Okay.
-Thank you for helping here.

Of course.

Deck crew, let’s prep the
snorkeling and the beach setup.

Deck crew, deck crew,
let’s focus on snorkeling now.

Copy.

Follow up on the beach setup
later, snorkeling only.

Sure.

-Cheffy?
-What’s up?

What are you doing for
beach barbeque meal?

-It’s tacos.
-Tacos?

They want tacos on the beach.

And are you cooking
there or here?

I’m gonna do whatever
I can here, and cook there.

Okay, cool.

Whoever sorts it out,
that black mesh

has, like,
the extra snorkel gear.

Okay.
All right, that’s cool.

The snorkeling’s ready to go.

I’m gonna go down,
get stuff for snorkeling.

So, they’re just board shorts
and your wife one-piece.

Thank you.

Hello, how are you?

-Good morning!
-Ooh, you are ready to go.

Barbacoa brisket.

Nice one, mate.

Culver and I are gonna head
out to the snorkeling trip.

Brittini, Benny,
you guys have a break.

Stand by until we get back.

-Deck team, load your guests.
-Copy.

All right, you ready
for some snorkeling?

-Yeah!
-Oh, yeah, here we go.

-Come on.
-See you later!

-Bye, guys, see you soon!
-Bye!

All right,
we’re gonna go forward.

We got a reef set up for us,

we’ll get everyone some fins,
snorkels, and goggles,

and we’re gonna have
some fun with it.

You guys excited?

-Yeah!
-Woo!

Oh, no, no, mate...
I said, are you guys excited?

Yeah, baby!

When these charter guests
come on,

you wanna sell them on
an experience, you know?

This is a huge moment.

On my last boat,
I took on the role

as the entertainment officer.

Your energy sets that energy,

so tell them to put
the snorkel mask on,

make sure they got their towels,
snacks, whatever they need.

Nice!

Crikey, mate!

Give them something that they
leave this experience saying,

"Wow, did I have some fun."

Between the stingrays,
the sharks, the starfish,

let’s see what we can find.

Let’s do it.

I would say it’s probably
self-appointed title.

Boom, baby, just ease on in.

Head towards the shore, guys.

Beautiful.

We gonna go set up the beach
at, like, 1:30,

and we can maybe set up
for the pirate party

as soon as they leave.

Yeah.

-I’m ----ing bored.
-What can we do?

I want to be here... no.

What do you need help with?

-Plates.
-Oh, down here.

Guys, you just standing around?

-Yeah.
-I don’t want that.

You could help prep, like,
the beach setup, and...

Yeah.

-Jamie told me to...
-No, get set up.

We’ve gotta get out
of that mentality.

-I hear you.
-Ah, yeah.

I wanna start handing
responsibility over to Jamie

as a team leader, but it’s
very clear right now

that I’ve still got
a little bit of work to do.

Get some systems in place.

Get your team together.

Standing around doing nothing,
it’s unacceptable.

There’s a thousand jobs to do.

You guys got to be prepared
earlier,

less standing around, okay?

Yeah.

No worries.

Coming up...

Real pirates
come out at night!

I love Culver so much!

Oh!

Beers to drink.

Purple microfiber.

And then the grill.

-That looks good.
-What, all this?

Green chili salsa for,
like, enchiladas.

Mm.

Tortillas, I’m gonna
make some guac.

Yum!

-Coming back up?
-Dude, thank you.

I haven’t seen anything
like it before.

Oh, the laundry looks amazing.

It’s coming together.

Yeah, well done.

You’re awesome.

-All righty, let’s go.
-We’ll be back.

Thalassa, Thalassa, tender two.

We are on the way back.

All crew, all crew, tender
is five minutes out.

Make sure you’ve got
towels ready

and possible drinks,
if they want.

Copy.

All right, Ryan.

Well, you’re the chef...

Cheese, meats?

That’s fine, but they still
have preference.

I’m not gonna whip up
something that they don’t want.

Cool, I’ll get you
a couple of platters.

Plates.

Smile a little bit, smile.

All I do is smile.

I get cranky.

-How are you?
-Awesome.

How was that?

-See any fish?
-Yeah.

You guys can hop on in here.

There you go, good work...
whoops.

We made new underwater friends.

-Hi, how are you?
-So good!

How many platters are you doing?

I wasn’t really, like,
doing platters,

I was gonna sit over there
and cook tacos for them.

But I just need
somewhere to put stuff.

It’s half one now,

it’s probably gonna be
another hour and a half...

-Oh, beautiful.
-...to relax.

We’re gonna set up
with the barbeque.

-Okay.
-Drive everything over.

Sounds like a plan.

Do you just wanna put your
platters into the...

Put your plate...
I don’t...

I don’t want anything to do with
the plates that are going over.

You’re literally just the chef,
that’s your job.

No, plates go to the table,
I’ll deal with them there.

I have tons of food to bring,
so I don’t...

Okay, so you’re plating
nothing before you go?

No, I’m doing everything
over there.

Okay.

I watched my father
bust his a*s his whole life,

and I lost him
to being overworked,

and I’m not gonna
let myself do that.

So, I do what I need...
that’s enough.

My health is more important.

You have multiple people;
I have myself.

Yeah.

Argumentative for the sake
of being argumentative.

This.

All right, here you go, darling.

-Yay.
-I’m starving.

-Somebody feed me the d*ck.
-Whoa.

Look at that.

-I am so excited.
-Mm, mm, good.

-Sure.
-Can I have one as well, please?

Ugh.

Yeah, amazing,
thank you so much.

Jeez, that was fast,
thank you.

All right, you’re on standby
with me to go to the beach.

Can I leave with you the plates
that has to go for the picnic?

Yeah.

-How’s it all tasting?
-So good.

All crew, all crew,
I’m gonna take off now.

Can I have Ryan and
whatever stewardess

is coming to the island
to get set up?

Copy.

So, you’re ready
to come over with me,

leave here in five minutes?

Five minutes, I’m ready to go.

All right, we’re standing by.

Magda, do you mind
going up to the guests

and just stay on service?

-Yeah, sure.
-Thanks, girl.

Mm-hmm.

All right, we’re good to go.

Excuse me, guys,
I have for you good news.

Oh!

I’m gonna be with you,
and I’m gonna serve you.

-Oh, good!
-Thank you.

And we fill the guests up
with the other tender...

Yeah.

Give us half an hour,
you wanna be loading them up.

-Wish us luck!
-C’iao!

-Where are you from?
-I’m from Poland.

-Ah!
-Poland!

So, whatever you need,
just ask me.

The first thing,
we need some Polish dancing.

-Polish dancing?
-Yes.

Okay.

-Polish traditional dance?
-Yes.

Looks something like that.

-Traditional Polish.
-Oh, look at you!

Oh, fantastic.

-Oh, yay!
-Yeah!

Woo!

I know that I don’t have as
much experience

being a stew on this size boat,

but I’m willing to give them
whatever they want

to make them happy.

La, la, la...
la, la, la... la, la, la...

Yeah.

You have to look at me.

Oh... oh, look at you two!

Yeah!

Ush, ush, ush.

Sorry, that’s
my traditional dance.

Well done, darling.

Okay.
We’re on standby.

Yeah, I think we’re all...

I’ve been on standby all day.

Yeah, we just have
to get it set up.

We’re constantly on standby.

I know that
it’s not what captain wants,

but Jamie is our boss.

But obviously,
they’re not communicating.

It’s like my mind is, like,
honestly so, like...

Yeah.

You’re pretty good
with the handstands, huh?

-Yes.
-Yeah.

Oh, look at these
lobsters, huge!

Hey, can you guys just
get this stuff off, and...

-Yeah.
-I’ll get outta here.

That was a massive
mother----er.

It’s like a six-pound lobster.

Thank you.

Let’s load ’em up.

All right, guys,
you ready, Jamie?

Yep.

-Hello, darling.
-Hi.

Uh, the brisket,
I don’t know where that’s at.

The actual meat for the tacos.

Thalassa, Thalassa, Chef.

Enjoy!

Jamie, Jamie, Chef.

It’s, like, the main thing
to his sh-- dinner.

Can we even radio
them from here?

Yeah, I don’t know.

Thalassa, anybody copy?
It’s Chef.

Oh, they’re gonna be so
----ed off.

We need meat for the tacos.

-Oh, is that the guests?
-Yeah.

-Jason, Chef.
-Yeah, go ahead.

Is there still a container
on there with brisket?

No.
Are you serious?

You haven’t got the food there?

Are you serious?
You haven’t got the food there?

I’m gonna need to make a run.

Wow.

Okay, load everyone on here.

-Hello, Captain.
-Hello!

Where is that container?

It’s one of the square, clear,
Rubbermaid ones,

not in the walk-in, but in
the right fridge, top shelf.

Copy.

Hi!

Okay, get up and enjoy this!

This is insane.

Shame about the view... not.

In the galley,
when you walk in,

it’s in the fridge
to the right.

Copy, we got it.

Would someone like a margarita?

I got brisket
right here for you, sir.

-Let’s get this going!
-Good, brother.

Go on, get.

We’ll go faster, hold on.

Captain, Captain, tender one,

we’re heading back in
now with that brisket.

Wow, that is amazing.

So gorgeous.

Of my a*s.

Oh, Daz!

Let’s all bend over,
except you, Daz.

Oh, gosh.

Pass me that thing, I need
to get that in pretty soon.

I can’t believe it.

-Yay, hi, Cap!
-Hello!

The meat made it,
the meat made it!

Ahoy, Captain, we meet again!

All right, eight minutes,
we’ll eat some food.

You guys are such good sports.

I’m so excited
to do a pirate party.

I started tablescaping
during covid.

If you told me two years ago

that I would be
on a super yacht,

decorating the most tacky party,

I would have laughed at you

But you know what,
it’s like my happy place.

Perfect.

You actually really
suit a moustache.

-Thank you.
-Hey, if everybody wants to sit?

All right, let’s
get some food in you.

These are a little old-school
traditional tacos,

so huitlacoche.

I may resemble
a whale as I leave.

Someone’s gonna have to scoop me
up and put me in the tender.

Enjoy.

It’s difficult, yeah.

Last thing you want
is fur in your taco.

I don’t want a furry taco.
Do you want a furry taco?

I don’t...

I don’t know what
you’re talking about.

That’s it, we’re done.

So, all right,
we can pack this up?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Thank you.

As the captain, I’m trying
to lead from example,

but I don’t wanna
be that involved.

Just looking for that initiative
from Jamie to step up.

It’d be nice if he just
yelled out now and said,

"Cap, you need a hand?"

"You get back to the boat,
we’ll finish this off."

Yeah, it is.

I love it like that.

I might wear this every night,
keep the hair out of my eyes.

Thank you, my darling.

-Oh, it’s a pleasure.
-Is this yours?

Where’s the ----ing party?

Let’s get pi-arr!

Take a number and get in line,
ladies, come on.

-Ah!
-Hey!

All guests coming back.

Copy that.

I can’t see sh--.

Are you coming
to steal our yacht?

-Woo!
-Let’s get you clean, pirates.

Do you think they’re
gonna have any snackies,

or are they done for the day?

I don’t know,
trying to be done.

It’s 6:30,
I’m trying to be done.

Ugh.

You did such a good job!

You’ve been such a busy bee
while I’ve been away.

Yeah.

She is so talented,
I can’t even.

-The parrot!
-I know!

Being a first-time chief stew,

I feel like
she’s someone to lean on.

She’s exactly
what I need as a second.

Well done!

-Hello.
-Hello!

Culver, can you do topless
waitering with the guests?

Yeah, yeah.

-Get an eye-patch or something.
-Exactly.

I was the entertainment officer
on my old boat.

Hm.

I’m pretty sure
the entertainment officer

doesn’t exist.

I want all the gear.

I wanna be a full-blown pirate.

Yay!

Tally-h*, then.

Aye!

Oh, my gosh, look at this.

-Look at it!
-I love it!

Looking for treasure?

-Hello!
-’Allo!

Mwah!

Like, today for me has been
just, like, kinda weird.

Yeah, like you haven’t
done any action yet.

No, and I’ve, like,
constantly been on standby.

Last night was traumatic for me.

Dude, I was so depressed,

I, like, went to the captain,
like, "I need help now, please."

Like, he sorted us out.
Unbelievable.

Seriously.

And look up.

The entertainment officer
is here.

I’ve never done pirate makeup.

In high school, I was voted
most school spirit.

I’ve always been able
to throw on the mullet

or a crazy outfit or
become a character.

It’s always been a gift of mine,

and I bring
the mullets everywhere.

Ah, how’s it look?
Pretty good?

Hey, Captain,
can I come in, please?

Yes, you sure can.

You know, I’m not really
much of a pirate myself,

either, because...

The booty.

You know, pirates are
looking for gold, right?

They are.

What are you looking for?

Gold.

I’m more of a brunette,
el natural kind of a man.

-Bye!
-Bye!

-Here they come, yes!
-Oh, hey!

Let’s compare sizes here.

Hey!

Randall, hit me with some music!

-Yeah!
-Woo!

Everybody knows
the real pirates...

they come out at night, mate.

Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!

Woo!

Oh, that’s exactly
how she likes it.

Here we go.

I’m terrified.

Whoa!

I love Culver so much!

Oh, no!

-We going to bed?
-Night, babe.

Hey, are we getting in the
spa, what’s going on?

-Absolutely.
-Come on.

Yeah.

We have the towels,
we are in, people.

Okay.

-You’re off now.
-Yeah?

Thanks, sugar t*tties.

Are you getting in
with us, cowboy?

Let me see what I can do.

I brought some warm towels,
and some hot mullets.

Oh!

Mullet me up, baby.

I’m gonna try not to get it
too wet.

Oh!

Oh, Lord.

Are you getting in with us?

What if I just get in for,
like, 10, 15 minutes?

So you’re getting
in the spa, right?

All right, you get 10 minutes.

Oh *bleep* man.

-Oh, yes.
-I can’t believe you...

Oh, yes!

Let the mullet spa party begin!

Woo!

-Are we not wet?
-Oh! I love it!

Tumi is like, "Oh, my God."

What the *bleep* are you doing?

She’s like, "I need to
go to bed, and I can’t,

because I have crazy people
in the spa."

Tumi is almost,
like, "Oh, my God."

She’s like, "I need to go to
bed, and I can’t go to bed..."

I can’t talk.

"because I have crazy
people in the spa."

It’s annoying.

I’m busting my a*s,
I wanna go to bed,

and you’re having a great time
in a mullet with two women.

On my last boat, I can assure
you that you would get fired.

I mean, come on.

If I could take a photo
of you right now,

you would just like...

Just a quick one.

I gotta teach you another
one of my sayings.

What is it?

"Hell yeah, brother."

Okay.

One, two, three...

Hell yeah, brother!

Tumi, can this hillbilly
please have another glass?

Thanks, I appreciate it.

I really need to do some
laundry before I go,

and I could really use
your washboard abs.

Okay.

Do you have another
champagne glass?

Of course.

I don’t even know what
you’re saying right now.

Tumi, are you sure you’re good,
no mullet for you?

I’m okay, honey,
thank you so much.

What if I just go
belly-up in the spa?

Still get mouth to mouth.

I’m gonna grab me a warm towel,

and I’m gonna go knock
out a couple chores.

Knock out a couple of what?

-Oh, Tumi.
-You are crazy.

That was a wild one.

-You gonna be okay?
-I’ll clean up.

I’m gonna put this
towel down in laundry.

Okay.

I wanna say something,
and on the other hand

I’m like, ugh,
he was just being an idiot

and didn’t know better,
and should know better.

And I don’t really
wanna get him in trouble.

Oh, my God.

Brittini, Culver
was in the hot tub,

1:00 a.m. in the morning.

Oh, dear, this is a whole thing.

It’s a sticky situation.

Tumi is upset because Culver
isn’t working on late night,

but then our guests are
rock stars and strippers,

so for Culver,
this could have been like,

well, I am working,
I’m entertaining the guests.

But at the end of the day,

like, there’s no way I would
have been in the hot...

like, no, it shouldn’t
have been like that.

Guten morgen.

I bet stripper Culver comes
out every time we go out.

Dude, that was amazing
last night.

That was the best thing
I’ve ever seen in my life.

Who wants to get
at the dungeon?

It’s, like, probably
the most dangerous

position on the boat, ever.

-I’ll hop in there.
-It’s my life.

I care about my life.

Oh, my God, like,
I’m not k*lling anyone.

Benny, do you wanna
lift the anchor

and Brit goes to the dungeon?

Yeah, I’ll lift it.

Next time, Benny, you’re
100 percent in the dungeon.

Yeah, I’ll go.

-Just get real good, Brit.
-Okay.

Jamie’s probably thinking,
"Ben’s being a b*tch."

I am.

I don’t give a *bleep*
what Jamie thinks.

Like my ----ing parents
died last year.

Like, I don’t give a
*bleep* what Jamie thinks.

I’m a high-maintenance yachtie.

Yum.

Okay, I’m ready to start up.

Deck crew, deck crew, we’re
ready for you to be in position.

-I need yoghurt.
-Oh!

And, like, whenever
that goes up,

I’ll start whipping up
eggs on a plate.

I’m not rushing or doing
anything ----ing elaborate.

All right, start lifting now.

One shackle at the waterline,
one shackle.

Anchor into the pocket now.

Okay, you can start
letting that out, Jamie,

thank you, that’s all good.

You look so cozy!

I just couldn’t be bothered
getting dressed yet.

Whew, my lord.

Ready when you guys are.

Oh, thank you.

So, are we gonna wake
Culver up to dock,

-or are we just gonna do it?
-Yeah, yeah.

So, he went to bed at 3:20.

Eight plus three.

Four, five, six...

Oh, my God.

Tumi, had like a picture of
Culver in the hot tub

with the guests, and I was like,
there’s such a blurred line...

Yeah.

Of, like, what’s acceptable
and what’s not.

-Was he partying? Was he?
-Yeah.

Oh, really?

She had, like, a picture.

I’ll get it sussed out
what happened.

But if he was in there
for, like, an hour, not cool.

But if he was in there for,
like, yeah, everyone’s happy...

Right.

But I’ve gotta go, guys,
I gotta go do some work,

that’s sort of okay in my eyes.

-Yeah.
-I’ll suss it out.

-Break it up, yeah.
-I’ll suss it out.

Having a crew member in the hot
tub to get photos and stuff,

it doesn’t surprise me.
It happens on every boat.

As long as they’re doing their
job, at the end of the day,

we’re serving the customer,

and the customer is the guests,
so I’m all for it.

Deck crew, deck crew,
10 minutes to docking.

We going now?

Yeah, might as well head
out there, stand by.

Hey, bro, I’m gonna have
to wake you up,

because we’re gonna dock now.

Oh.

Awesome, so run these two?

Yep, I got the poached ones
coming up in a sec, too.

Awesome.

Hey, girl.

Oh, wow, it’s a meat fest.

-Is Culver up?
-Yeah, copy that, Cap.

-Everybody have enough to eat?
-Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

You still have
my sausage on your plate?

It’s a bit spicy.

-Cheers, y’all.
-Thank you, darling.

Cheers, mate.

Deck crew, five minutes.

I hope we get more guests
that don’t like a lot of food.

It’s easy to get relaxed when
you’ve got people like this.

Don’t expect
the next one to be like this.

I mean, I won’t get relaxed,

but I’m like,
throw me a curve ball.

Oh, yeah,
I wanna see you sweat.

You saw me trying to sweat
in the first charter!

Yeah, that’s ’cause
you keep bloody making it

before anyone’s at the table.

-No.
-Yes.

I get the call
we’re gonna be ready.

You need to check.

All right, let me
re-clarify this...

my food will be ready
at the discussed time

unless I am told otherwise.

That’s how it works
in a proper kitchen.

I don’t know what yachts
you’ve worked on,

but that’s just the game, baby.

These types of guests,
they don’t run on our time.

-But when you’re one person...
-Mm-hmm.

You’re always gonna lose.

I’m a stickler for times, that’s
why I don’t ask for times.

You can’t be, though.

You’re on a yacht, you can’t
be a stickler for time.

You should always be a stickler
for time on a yacht.

No, not with food,
you’ve gotta be flexible.

No.
What the *bleep*?

Okay, Ryan, can you lower
the voice a bit, mate,

so I can pay attention
to Jamie coming?

Copy.

Where have you been working,
probably in restaurants on land?

Like, get a different
----ing job

if you’re gonna have
a cry about it.

Coming up...

Take a seat.

I’m not gonna chew you out
in front of the other crew,

because that’s disrespectful.

Train more,
be more forward-thinking.

Holy sh--, is that the marina?

Deck crew, deck crew,
five minutes to docking.

*bleep*

Copy that.

Get all the fenders pumped up,
get ’em in place.

Get the fender pump ready, bro.

Yeah, yeah.

-So good.
-So, everyone’s packed? No?

Deck crew, tell me
when you’re ready.

Yeah, copy, we’re just getting
the fenders out, over the side.

Come on, let’s go.

What’s going on?

This should have been
done on the way.

The towlines should be away
by now,

these all should be done.

Let’s go, deck team,
we’re wasting time again.

Ugh.

Try and get lines done
early in the morning,

before departure,
and fenders on the way.

We’re going as fast as we can.

As a crew, if we were
just prepared

when Jason needed us
to be prepared,

then there would be
no rush, you know?

It’s Jamie’s fault.

Woo, good gosh.

Hey, Cappy, I just have one
more line,

so it won’t be, like,
five, 10 minutes up here.

I’ve been waiting 15.

How about we just wait
until it blows about 20 knots

and then we’ll go in?

That was sarcasm, by the way.

The lines should be ready,
fenders should be pumped up.

We should be well
ahead of the game by now.

This is amateur hour on deck.

I’m gonna get going,
aft deck.

-You ready?
-Aft deck’s ready.

Okay.
Going in now.

Okay, distance between
rocks and starboard

is 20 meters.

Tell me when I’m clear to swing.

Am I clear to swing?

Need some communication, guys.

Clear to swing,
clear to swing the yacht.

We’ve got three feet to go.

I need a fresh line on, guys.

Fresh line, come on.

That’s looking good, Cap.
Hold that position.

Let’s go, fresh line on.

That’s tight? All right.

Oh, my God.

Culver, take the slack up
on that spring line,

come on, let’s go.

All good.

We have to step up.

Shut down, engineers,
thank you very much.

All crew, all crew, please
change into your whites.

All crew,
meeting on the aft deck,

ready for guest departures.

-Okay.
-Here we go.

-Yay!
-Ah!

Thank you.

Get in here!

-Love you, brother.
-Thank you so much.

-Take care of yourself.
-Thank you, darling, mwah.

We will see you again.

Mate, you’ve gone
above and beyond.

Good vibe.

It’s really nice to have you on
board.

Well, hopefully you guys had
as much fun as we did.

-Oh, we did.
-Yeah, hope so.

-Here you go, mate.
-Oh, thank you very much.

-Thank you.
-Thank you very much.

It’s just for him.

-Thanks, Randall.
-Thank you, guys.

-Thanks for coming.
-Thank you so much.

Thanks for celebrating,
it was lovely, thank you.

Yeah, woo, woo, woo!

I’m gonna miss the good energy,

but just, like, yeah,
I’m happy for them to leave.

-Bye!
-Bye-bye!

Goodbye!

Okay, quickly go
and get changed,

and let’s chat in bridge deck
salon in two minutes.

Woo!

-Man of the hour.
-Hi, Captain.

Yeah, smartass.

Okay, we could recap
over a lot of things.

Let’s make this quick.

Interior, we need
improvement on the laundry.

-Yeah.
-We will work on that.

Yeah.

Galley, for guest trips,
whether it be beach or whatever,

let’s just be prepared.

-Yeah.
-Let’s not lag around.

That’s about it.

So, here’s the tips, guys...

total tip was
Australian dollars,

22,000 dollars.

-Woohoo!
-Yes!

Yay!

That’s U.S.
16,920 U.S. dollars.

Per person, U.S.
dollars, 1,410.

So, that’s a nice little
token for tonight, isn’t it?

-Yeah.
-Whee!

That one’s you.
Thank you.

I just got paid, and all the
strippers left already, though.

Right, let’s go.

Get back on top of things,
clean everything up.

Deck crew, can I have you all
gathered on bridge deck aft?

-Yeah.
-Got it.

-Right, cheers, guys.
-Thank you, Cap.

So, you guys wanna start
with cabins?

-Yeah.
-Oh, my God.

All right, ready for us
to get some uppercuts?

Oh, yeah,
we’re gonna get chewed.

-Oh...
-Oh, God.

Take a seat, let’s sit down.

So, what do you think
this meeting’s for? Ben?

Well, you’re gonna
chew us out for something.

Am I?

Do you think everything’s
100 percent?

No.

If we just cruised for
an hour and a half

and no fenders are up, no lines
were ready this morning,

and you come out here

and I’m floundering around
waiting for you guys.

I gave you plenty of
warning this morning.

There’s a lot of standing
around and having a chat,

and I find that
jobs aren’t done?

Come on, you guys
should know that.

We have to think ahead
with common sense.

I’m not gonna walk around
and be your father.

You’ve gotta be mature
and grown-up yourself.

We looked better the other day
when we didn’t know

what the hell we were doing
with this boat

and had no bow thruster
and sh-- winds.

We came in here on a
glorious day,

first time we haven’t had wind,

and we looked
like first-timers.

I’m not gonna chew you out
in front of the other crew,

because that’s disrespectful.

You as a team,
pick yourselves up,

train more on the foredeck,

get on top, be more
forward-thinking.

Jamie, run your team.

Yeah, copy.

Next, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

This is supposed to be
our party, right here.

Karim Gharbi.

This boat needs restyling.

I don’t like these
little angels.

-Okay.
-Can you get rid of them?

Yeah, of course.

If you’re that bougie,
buy your own bloody yacht.

Feels like a horror movie.

Cheers, y’all.

I’m a loud human...
accept it or don’t.

Ryan’s Ryan... I don’t give
a *bleep* who’s around me.

If you don’t like it,
I don’t care.

This shouldn’t be
a conversation right now

-in this hot tub.
-No, listen to me.

You... I’ve listened to you,
you listen to me.

We don’t want me to get angry.

I will leave tomorrow and
go back to my country.

The flavor’s amazing.

I ----ing knew it.

Can I have McDonald’s?

Step out of the way
of the chain.

Never stand over the anchor
chain, very dangerous.

-Sorry, I...
-You can’t do that, all right?

Yeah.

I don’t want to pick up a piece
of your leg on the teak.

Don’t ever do that again.

Four of them said
they don’t eat raw fish.

Can you just gimme
some scrambled eggs?

No, I’m serious,
I just wanna eat.

----ing scumbags.

I make my own rules.