01x07 - Divas Down

[bunniefuu]

[♪ "Oblivion"
by Grimes playing]

Luck is just when preparation
meets opportunity.

You gotta hustle
until your idols

become your rivals, 'kay?

Pain is just weakness
leaving the body.

♪ I never walk about
after dark ♪

♪ It's my point of view ♪

♪ 'Cause someone
could break your neck ♪

♪ Coming up behind you,
always coming ♪

♪ And you'd never
have a clue ♪

♪ I never look behind
all the time ♪

♪ I will wait forever,
always looking straight ♪

-[thud]
-Oh! Oh, my God.

Baby, what are all of Tallulah's
PR packages doing here?

Oh, yeah, I was just tidying up,
and then I thought, like, hey,

I'm gonna finally
put this shelf up.

But I don't think our house
has any studs.

We have one stud.
You with the hammer.

-No, this is a level.
-Okay.

But really, baby, when's
Tallulah coming to get all this sh*t?

-Like, it's... it's out of control.
-I know.

She's spending all weekend
in Mar Vista with Tessa.

Like, who lives
on the West Side?

I mean, when I first
moved to LA,

I lived in Santa Monica.
It's actually pretty nice.

Ugh, chill culture
is so annoying to me.

You can't all be lifeguards.
[chuckles]

I kind of hate the beach.

It's like, sand is just dirt,
and we're all...

[both]
...pretending that it's not.

I like pools, though.

Maybe for Christmas, we
could go somewhere with a pool,

and then we don't even
have to wash our feet.

We're rich now, or...?

Maybe, if today goes well.

I mean, I don't wanna
jinx it, but...

[Dylan] Hm.

-Hey, are you...
-Could you just get the door?

-Yeah.
-[tool clatters softly]

Uh, you're good for tonight, right?

-Yeah.
-For dinner?

I was thinking to make
chicken and potatoes,

-just keep it simple and...
-Yeah, perfect.

-Yeah.
-Okay, thanks.

Okay. See you later.

-[Maia] Is this good?
-[Courtney] Yeah, it looks amazing.

Yeah, I'm trying to make,
like, clusters.

-No, that's perfect.
-Okay.

It looks very French.
Yeah.

It's insane that Antoine
is coming here.

I know, to our dumb
piece-of-sh*t office?

I mean, this place
is a f*ck' dump.

[scoffs] I'm sweating
through my shirt already.

I'm wearing men's
f*cking deodorant.

Yeah, I'm so nervous. I've been
doing Duolingo French so much,

I'm having, like,
sex dreams about the owl.

I feel like I'm, like, waking up
with feathers in my mouth.

Did you see the client photos
Alyssa put up?

It's like a literal shrine
to CamiliaTK.

Why did she use
Tallulah's f*cking Ritz photo?

If that's the only photo
that Antoine sees,

she has no shot
at the Formé dinner.

Oh!
Great, little clusters.

Hey, you two.
Twinning! [laughing]

-Cute.
-Oh!

-[phone dings]
-Oh, my God, he's here.

Oh, uh... you.
[snapping]

Handsome, go... go get him.
Go, go... go let him in.

Okay, remember.
Big smiles.

Warmth, courtesy.
[sucking teeth] Poise.

-Okay, places, everyone.
-Is that me?

-Did I? Did you?
-No, you're good. Do I have...

-No, no, no, we're good.
-Good.

[♪ Electronic music playing]

♪ I'm not your
f*cking friend ♪

Coo-coos!

Oh! Coo-coo!

-Alyssa, mwah.
-[both] Mwah.

Alyssa, Geoffrey.
Geoffrey, Alyssa.

-Coo-coo.
-Coo-coo.

Wow, look at this.
It's so cute.

-Your own little empire.
-Right?

Alyssa, all grown up.
[chuckles]

-Mm.
-So... everyone is

talking about the Formé dinner.

You know, when I parted
ways with Harper Bazaar,

people thought, "What
will I do? He is so toxic!"

And so, I say,
I will throw a dinner

with a few of my pretty friends.

And every year, it gets
a little bigger, then bigger.

And now, people seem to care.

Yeah, I think people
seem to care. [laughing]

-How's it going?
-Well, I'm still booking.

Still pairing talent
with designers.

You know who'd be perfect
for the dinner?

-CamiliaTK.
-Oh, the big face.

-Geoffrey, do you recognize?
-No.

-No?
-Mm.

Wait, uh, this girl
with the cr*cker.

-[Alyssa] Oh.
-[Antoine] Why do I know her?

-[Alyssa] Wh... mm.
-Wow, she love the cr*cker.

-[Alyssa] Uh...
-[Antoine] She really love the cr*cker.

-[Alyssa] Camilia loves the cr*cker.
-[Antoine] Ooh, and it's so red.

-Should I?
-[Courtney] Yes, go.

-[Alyssa] You know, Camilia...
-[Antoine] It's bag thief girl.

Geoffrey, you showed me
her video.

What's her name? [speaking
French] - Uh, oh, um...

Oh, uh, that's Tallulah Stiel.

I'm Maia Simsbury, her manager.

Ah! But you are
like a mini-Alyssa.

-[Alyssa and Maia chuckle]
-It's like little nesting dolls.

[laughing] I wonder
if I pop off your head,

is there a tinier version
of you inside?

-[Antoine and Alyssa laughing]
-Uh, Maia is my protégé.

-Ah!
-I just wanna say,

Tallulah is obsessed
with the Formé dinner.

As am I.
I will never forget

when I was in eighth grade
and Cara Delevingne

was photographed on
the carpet before the dinner

with her eyebrows,
and she single-handedly

brought huge eyebrows back.

I was like, thank God.
[chuckles]

Do mustaches next.

I remember, I tell Cara,
I say, "One look at you,

people will stop
plucking forever."

And you're so right.

I think I also said
steal from the best.

-[Maia] Mm-hmm.
-Like Balenciaga, yes?

-[Alyssa] Ah.
-[Antoine] [snapping] Geoffrey?

-[Geoffrey] Oui?
-Set up a meeting

with Maia Simsbury
and bag thief today.

-[Geoffrey] D'accord.
-[Alyssa] Oh, wow!

Go, girl. [chuckles]

Uh, Antoine, do you wanna go
have a little chat in my office?

I'd love to tell you the rest
of our client roster.

-[Antoine] Of course.
-[Alyssa] Right this way.

[Antoine] Do you have
any water, Alyssa?

-[Alyssa] Uh, water?
-[Antoine] With cucumber or...

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[phone line ringing]

[voicemail] It's Tallulah.
Can't get to the phone

right now, b*tch.
Just text me.

[beep] -b*tch, pick
up your f*cking phone.

Our lives are going to change
in a huge way.

[both laughing]

Oh. [laughing]

Here, we need to get a selfie,

-'cause my dad is gonna die.
-Yes!

-[camera clicking]
-How is your dad, by the way?

Good, he and my mom
are in London right now,

-on like a big anniversary trip.
-Oh.

He is, like, addicted
to CoolSculpting.

-Thank you.
-And you tell him Dr. Ghasiri

loved the signed poster
of Noah's Arkansas.

-Of course.
-Loves.

[Alani] [squeals]
Ch-Ch-Ch-Charlie!

-[shushing] Stop. Stop.
-Ch-Ch-Ch-Charlie.

-Charlie Cohen!
-Shut up. Shut the f*ck up.

-Shut the f*ck up. Like, stop.
-Y... are you okay?

-Are you serious?
-What's... let's whisper.

You have nothing
to be ashamed of.

I'm not ashamed,
but just, let's...

A hair transplant
is maintenance.

Are you ashamed of, like,
brushing your teeth

-in the morning?
-Yes, that's why I do it alone

in my bathroom, not in a room

full of every senior
vice president of Netflix.

Well, I know you've been
feeling down.

That's why sometimes you just
gotta take a little hair from the back...

[both]
And put it in the front.

[Alani]
That's what I'm saying.

And I have
a little surprise for you

that'll cheer you up.
Check your texts.

b*tch.

Mimi Rush eats sh*t on stage?

Ew!
No, Charlie, she fell.

I couldn't watch it
'cause I get empathy pain

so let me know when you go,
'cause I'm gonna...

You know, I've always
thought driving was immoral.

Thank you to the birthday boy

-for giving me a sh...
-[loud, echoing crash]

-[Mimi exclaiming]
-That's so...

-I can't.
-Oh, my God.

It hurts so much
to smile right now,

-but I can't stop. Thank you.
-Aw.

[both]
I love you. I love you.

Would you like a hoodie
and sunglasses?

-They're free.
-See this?

I can't stop winning.

[Tallulah] [sighs]
Hi.

-[both] Hi!
-Welcome home.

-I missed you.
-[Tessa] Maia, Maia, Maia.

Hi. Finally.

How was your guys' weekend away?

-So good.
-Well, it wasn't really a weekend away.

We were just at my place
in Mar Vista,

which is LA.

Yeah.
No, technically, of course.

So, Antoine meeting!

-So insane, right?
-Yeah.

If he likes you... and he will...
can you imagine it?

You, me, New York.

You getting fitted
by a f*cking Parisian stylist?

It's so cool!

I don't know, Maia.
I'm honestly...

I'm really tired
from this weekend.

You're tired from vacation?

Well, it wasn't
just like vacation.

Like, it was...
it was a lot of driving,

and like, I just... I don't
know if I'm up for it right now.

-Are you insane?
-What?

This is like a
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Yeah.
I just think

that we need to be smart
about, like, my next move,

'cause like, you know?

Ritz was a flop, Maia.
It was embarrassing.

-Excuse me?
-What?

-Ritz was not a flop, okay?
-Yes, it was.

I'm sorry I made you 100k.

[scoffs] We were just talking
about my next steps,

and, like, think it's
a good idea to, like,

slow down and take a breath.

-"We"?
-I was just telling Tully.

-Yeah.
-Like, in my line of work,

you have to pause before
you make a big move, right?

-Yeah.
-It's like, sh*t doesn't meet code,

-you get mold in the walls...
-Right.

...and then you're screwed,
you know?

It's like,
you don't wanna rush it.

-Measure twice.
-[both] Cut once.

-[Tessa] It's due diligence.
-[Tallulah] Yeah.

I just wanna make sure
we do due diligence.

-[Tessa] Totally, yeah.
-Yeah, I do do a lot

of f*cking diligence... oh!

[both gasp]

-[Tallulah] Oh, uh...
-[Tessa] Oh, my God.

-Oh, my God!
-[Tallulah] Alright.

Ah! I can't move my foot.

-Oh, my God, I'm f*cking paralyzed.
-[Tallulah] Oh, my God!

Should I pull it out?

-I'm paralyzed.
-Relax, you are not paralyzed.

-Should I pull it out?
-The knife is stuck to the floor.

Okay, so don't pull it out.

-I saw this in a kitchen once.
-Okay.

-Um...
-So, it's not that bad.

-No, it is...
-This happened in a kitchen once.

It is definitely that bad.
I'll call an ambulance.

-[Tallulah] Oh!
-It's fine.

-I'll call an ambulance.
-We're not waiting for

-a f*cking ambulance, Tallulah.
-[Tessa] We have to.

-You have to get clothes for the meeting, okay?
-[Tallulah] Oh, God.

-[Tessa] I don't think you should do that.
-Ah!

-No!
-[breathing heavily]

I'm gonna warm up my truck.

[♪ Classic rock music playing]

-[Tallulah] Hello?
-Hi.

-Hey, girl!
-I have a new head.

Okay, so Maia stabbed herself.

[Charlie] Ew, why?

You stabbed yourself?
Like in the heart?

No, no, in the foot.

Oh, okay.
Well, I'm hurt too, FYI.

Charlie, I need new clothes
for the meeting, please.

[Charlie] Yeah, I should
have something at the studio.

I think you're the same size
as a little person I dressed

-for the Glass Onion premiere.
-[Maia] Okay, I trust you.

Wait, wait, so what hospital
are you guys going to?

-UCLA.
-Tessa says UCLA is best.

Good Samaritan.

It's right by the Antoine
meeting. We'll go there.

-We'll go to Good Samaritan.
-Guys, the meeting

does not matter right now.

We need to...
we're gonna go to UCLA.

-She needs to fix her foot.
-Charlie? Charlie?

Just, we're going
to Good Samaritan.

Bring the clothes there. Bring
the clothes to Good Samaritan.

-Maia.
-We're going to Good Samaritan!

-Oh, God.
-[Tallulah] Great, we're almost there.

[Maia] Hopefully, they're...
we can just go

right to the foot department
and I'm sure we...

it'll go really quick.

-[Tessa] Alright, alright.
-[tires screeching]

[grunting] Thank you
for driving, Tessa.

[Tallulah] That was crazy.

Thank you so much for driving.
That was so nice of you.

-Your friends are mine.
-I'm gonna miss you.

-Will you text me?
-That was so fun this weekend, yeah.

-Um, also, I was thinking that I can, like...
-Yeah.

-[Maia groaning]
-...I can get like a surfboard,

-so that when I'm at your house...
-You can put it on the patio!

-Yes, and I could start practicing like...
-Tallulah!

-[Tessa babbling]
-Tallulah!

-Oh, my God, what am I doing? I got to go.
-Sorry. Sorry.

We'll just do this really quick,

-and then maybe like...
-Maia, we're not talking

-about the meeting right now.
-I feel like they'll have deodorant.

-We're at the hospital.
-I'm just saying, we can freshen up.

Okay.

-Maybe we just tell 'em we have a meeting.
-Yes, totally. Hi.

-[wheelchair banging]
-Oh, my God!

-Oh, I'm sorry, are you okay?
-So, what happened here?

Uh, sorry.
Um, I... I had an accident

because, uh, she was
running late, and so...

-Um, Maia.
-What?

That's not why
you had an accident, okay?

And I... I wasn't late.
I literally showed up

-when you asked me to.
-Yeah, but you were coming from the West Side.

-If you weren't coming from the West Side...
-Why does that matter?

...it wouldn't have taken you
an hour and a half.

-[receptionist clearing throat]
-Um, I dropped a knife on my foot.

I was opening her boxes.

Well, there wouldn't have
been boxes

if you didn't make me
do an ad for g*y crackers.

Ritz is an American classic.

Okay, it's a blue-chip brand.

-[Tallulah] Yeah.
-Everyone says that.

-[sighs]
-Um, we're kind of in a rush.

Do you know how long
the wait is for foot stuff?

A few hours, we're slammed.
There was a bus accident.

So, find a place to wait
and we'll call your name.

Right now, people on the bus
are our priority.

Oh, my God.
Did anybody die?

No, but a lot of broken bones
and scared people.

Okay.

[receptionist dialing phone]

[both] "Scared people"?

-[scoffs]
-I'm scared.

-Like, calm down.
-I'm scared every day.

[Charlie humming]

-Jesus!
-Hello, Charlie.

-Mimi.
-You look... well.

What are you doing here?

I, um, wanted to pick up
my antique

French scoliosis corset.

I can't really do this
right now.

I have to pull some clothes
for my friend

who stabbed herself, so.

You know, you're a really
awful person, Charlie.

But you know how to be there
for your girls.

That really means
a lot to me, so.

I'll be honest, I'm not here
for some stupid corset.

I'm not even here as Mimi Rush.

I'm here as Mimi.

[clearing throat] You, um,
might have seen recently

that I took a bit of a spill.

[sucking air]
Because I was wearing...

An asymmetrical train.
Yeah, I saw it. We all saw it.

Mimi, like, why the f*ck would
your stylist put you in that?

He wants to rebrand me
as a mermaid.

A merma...
But your entire thing is alien.

Like, your character is an alien

that comes from
a gender-less planet,

and she learned Earth culture
from old VH-1 broadcasts

beamed into the sky.

[both] And our planet's sun
makes her more glamorous

-the longer she lives here.
-Like, it's simple.

-Like, who can f*ck that up?
-Well, he did.

Anyway, he's fired, clearly.

Almost everyone is. There's
no one I can really trust.

-[sobbing softly]
-[sighs] Mimi, Mimi, Mimi.

I'm so sorry that
happened to you.

I think someone sent that to me.

-Who?
-Mm, I think a fan or something.

Did you make it?

Yeah.

-It's f*cking mega.
-[sighs]

What would you say
if Mimi Rush hired you

for being g*y and Jewish?

Consider it.

I've considered it.

Hell yeah.

[chuckles]
[whispering] Ouch.

[chuckles softly]

-[sighs]
-[patient coughing]

Okay.
f*ck this.

We should just pretend
that we were on that bus.

-Totally.
-Like, we totally could have been, right?

Yeah, we could have been.
That's so true.

I mean, like,
we're commuters, right?

-Oh, I think... yeah.
-Okay.

[grunting]

Oh.

-[people chattering]
-[machine beeping]

[sighs]

-[clearing throat]
-Okay.

So, it's not a city bus,
it's a bus

-full of Orthodox kids.
-Yeah.

-We're done.
-No.

Everybody thinks
that I'm Jewish.

-Oh, my God.
-Like, do you know how those guys

come up to you on the street
and they're like,

"Excuse me, Miss,
are you Jewish?"

That always happens to me.

We just pretend.

Maia! No, okay?

This is... maybe this is
not the worst thing

that could have happened.
The knife, the bus accident.

Like, this is the universe
telling you

to chill out for a second.

It's okay to miss one meeting.

It's not one meeting, okay?
This is Formé.

Do you remember when Addison

was just making
silly little TikToks?

Or Emma Chamberlain
was making vlogs?

This dinner made them.

-One dinner can do that?
-Yes.


a sick enough look,

it changes the way
people see you.

And then, they're not just like,
"Oh, she makes fun TikToks."

It's like, "Let's give her
a million dollars

and a Reformation collab."

It's not Ritz, okay?

Oh!

Okay, so you admit
Ritz was a flop?

No.
Didn't say that.

Ritz was not a flop.

It was less elevated

than other more elevated jobs.

Also known as a flop.

Why can't you just admit
that you made a mistake?

-It's fine.
-Okay.

People make mistakes
all the time.

I am sorry

if how you were perceived

made the job that I booked
for you uncomfortable,

even though I made you $100,000.

Mm. No.

Okay, it was a f*cking flop.

It was a huge flop.
Officer Flop, okay?

It sucked.
It f*cking sucked.

It was bad for g*y people.
It was bad for crackers.

It was a disaster, alright?

I am sorry.
But this is different, okay?

Antoine has the power
to change your life.

Both of our lives.

Now, go find Charlie and Alani

and bring them back
with my clothes.

Go be Jewish.

[whispering] I will.

-The outfit helps.
-Thank you.

-Hey, there. Hi.
-Hey. Hi.

Shalom.
Um, I was on the bus.

-I was one of the teachers.
-Oh.

We have one of the teachers!

Hi, good to see you guys again.

[doctor] So sorry
about the accident.

-Yeah.
-Must have been terrifying.

Thank you. I was just
scared for my students.

Um... oh, my God,
that f*cking kills.

-[exclaiming]
-You are very lucky.

You just missed an artery.

-Huh!
-Let's give it 30

for the local anesthetic
to take effect.

Thirty? No, no, no.
Let's just do the stitches now.

I can handle it, I promise.

-I'm... I'm ready.
-[phone buzzing]

Oh, God, I have to take this.

-Alyssa! Hi!
-[Alyssa] Hey, boo.

Um, Tallulah and I
are on our way.

We are so close,
and we're super excited.

[Alyssa] I'm so
sorry. I just found out

Antoine has to go back
to Paris early tomorrow,

so he's canceling your meeting.

Wait, what?
No, can I just call him?

[Alyssa]
No, it doesn't work that way.

But we'll get something
set for next year.

It's all a conversation.

-More soon.
-Next year?

Oh, my God!

-f*cking Jesus Christ!
-[doctor] Mm-hmm.

Every f*cking hallway
looks the same.

-It's, like, dangerous to make hospitals this confusing.
-[Charlie] Yeah.

No, I know, this is why I only
meet doctors in hotel rooms.

-[Maia] Oh, my God!
-It's way safer.

Wait, guys.
You hear that?

[Maia] [faintly]
Oh, my God! f*ck!

-Maia.
-[Alani] Oh, my God.

Oh! Oh, sh*t.

-[Charlie] Oh! Oh.
-[Alani] Oh. Oh, my Shayla.

-Maia.
-[Charlie] Baby. My bloody angel.

-[Tallulah] Are you okay?
-Yeah.

I'm so sorry we took so long.
We got lost.

But then we followed
your "oh, my Gods."

Oh, my God.
[laughing] Charlie, your head!

You like it?

Yeah, I look like
a Serbian electrician.

I'm really happy
with the results.

-Oh, here's your dress.
-Thank you,

but I don't need it anymore.

-[Alani] What?
-Yeah, Alyssa called.

Antoine's flight got changed
and he canceled our meeting.

-What?
-[Charlie] The f*ck?

-[Maia] Yeah. No.
-Are you f*cking kidding me?

What do we do?

I don't... I don't know.

-What do you mean?
-I don't know.

Like, you don't know?

Yeah, I mean, I just had
f*cking open-toe surgery,

and I need to think on my feet.

That's why I'm always, like,
pacing around all the time.

Here, hold on.
Let me get up and...

-[Alani] Right now?
-Are you sure?

-I gotta pace to think.
-Oh, my God.

-[Tallulah] Get something.
-Just like pace with grace.

-Okay.
-Okay, let her go.

-[Tallulah groaning]
-Guys, what if we, like,

hack his Google Calendars
and then guess his password?

How tall is his dad?

Well, if you need to get
to his calendar,

-you need to go to his assistant.
-You want help?

Like, Mimi's assistant
literally knows

when she has to sh*t
before Mimi does.

[Maia]
Oh, my God.

-What?
-Courtney.

Okay, she actually
kinda turned out

to be like a sleeper hit, but...

[line ringing]

-Court?
-[Courtney] Hey!

-Um, I have a question.
-Oh!

Uh, seemed like you were really
hitting it off with Geoffrey.

-Yeah. [chuckles]
-I have a favor to ask.

I need a little bit of intel.

-Yeah.
-Good?

-[Alani] Ooh.
-[Charlie] She's good.

She's good, let's go.

-[Maia] Uh-huh.
-Miss Simsbury, wait.

You absolutely cannot walk
on that injury.

Uh, hold on one second.

-Sir, I'm done waiting.
-I'm just telling you

not to put pressure
on the injury,

otherwise you could
get an infection.

You'd risk losing the toe.

I wouldn't be able to
reattach it, do you understand?

Yeah.

But I need to get Tallulah
to New York.

f*ck the toe.

Hey, read the room, honey.

-No one cares about toes.
-[Maia] Thank you so much.

-[Charlie] Bye.
-Good luck, you guys.

I hope you get better!

-It's gonna be okay.
-Wig!

[♪ "Fame" by
David Bowie playing]

-Oh. There's Antoine.
-Oh.

[gasps]
That's Alyssa.

Oh, my God.
She lied to us.

She took our f*cking meeting.

-f*cking b*tch. [scoffs]
-Okay, we are going in.

[people chattering]

[Antoine] Yes, of course.
It should be up on the ledger...

Alyssa?
Oh, my God!

-[Alyssa] [gasps] Maia!
-And Antoine! Amazing!

-So fun.
-It's your little nesting doll.

-Uh...
-[Maia] What are you guys up to?

What are you talking about?

Alyssa won't stop talking
about Camilia, Camilia, Camilia.

[Alyssa chuckles]

Hi, Tallulah.

Antoine, this is my client,
Tallulah Stiel.

Ah, bag thief in the flesh!
I was so disappointed...

-Oh!
-...you had to cancel our meeting.

-I guess this is fate!
-[Maia] Yeah, I think it was

just a scheduling mix-up.

Well, we're here now.
We'll sit with you.

-[Antoine] Yes, please!
-[Alyssa] Oh!

Alyssa, make room.
Make room.

Please, pull up a chair.
Mm.

-[waiter] Hi.
-Hi.

Unfortunately,
this table can't seat four.

-Oh. Aw.
-That's bizarre.

It seems to be seating
four right now.

[Tallulah] Thank you.

-Americans love rules.
-[Maia chuckles]

[Antoine] [scoffs]
Only two people at a table.

-You can't smoke in museums.
-[Maia] Yeah.

If your secretary dresses nice,

you can't kiss her on the mouth.

-[Maia] [chuckles] God, I hate that.
-[sighs]

You know, fashion used to be
about breaking rules.

Yeah. I totally agree.

-You know...
-[plates clattering]

I actually dropped
a steak knife on my foot today.

Doctor said I would lose a toe
if I came here.

But I don't care.

That's how much I believed
you needed to meet Tallulah.

-[Alyssa] Maia. [scoffs]
-[Tallulah] It's true.

He tried to give her pills, but
she literally wouldn't take any.

[Maia] [sipping loudly]
Oh, it hurts so bad.

Sorry, all I had to eat today
was a Ritz cr*cker,

and this "martooni" is hitting.

-Maia, I think you should leave.
-[Maia] Mm.

What?

No, your little nesting doll
is insane, and I love it.

-Finally, Americans who aren't boring.
-[wincing]

[chuckles]

Maia, Tallulah,
you must come to the dinner.

-You will be in New York, yes?
-Yeah.

We will have fun, go crazy.
We can dress Tallulah.

Yeah. Yes, amazing!
We'll be there.

[patting table]
Super.

Okay, now I have to go.

[sighs] I have to go
to Kristen Stewart's house

for homemade sushi.
[groaning]

Tallulah, do you want to come?

We can talk designers.

That sounds amazing.

-What about CamiliaTK?
-Next year.

It's a conversation.
We'll keep talking.

-[kiss smacking]
-Coo-coo.

-Worth losing the toe.
-Duh.

-Don't even use it.
-[squealing softly]

[chuckles] -Tallulah,
you're not pregnant, are you?

Because she make you
eat the sushi.

Maia, that was totally
out of line.

I pay your salary, not Tallulah.

Okay, well...

Tallulah's right for the dinner.
Antoine just said so.

He's a French alcoholic.

He will like who
he's tricked into liking.

It's CamiliaTK's turn.

I had a plan, and you...
you just stomped

your f*cking bloody foot
all over it.

I was taking initiative.

You lied and said
he canceled our meeting.

Maia, this isn't
Girl Scouts, okay?

I don't have a responsibility
to tell my employees

everything I'm thinking.

I was putting the company first,

which is what you
need to be doing

if you wanna continue
working here.

Are you able to do that?

Uh...

No.

No, I... I'm always gonna do
what's right for my client.

Then, I have to let you go.

Fine.

Great. [scoffs]

[scoffs]

You are so impatient

and ungrateful.

You're in such a hurry for more,
you don't even realize

what you have in front of you.

But you have fun
with your little friend.

Yeah, I'm sure I will.

[sighs] Oh, my God.

-Dyl?
-[utensils scraping]

I just had the craziest da...

Oh. [gasps]

Oh, my God, Dylan!

The shelf looks so good.

Yeah, uh, my dad
helped me put it up.

Oh, my God.
Dyl, f*ck.

Your parents.
I totally forgot.

Don't worry about it.
I... I just lied to 'em

and told 'em you had
an emergency, so it's fine.

-I did.
-Yeah?

I dropped a knife on my foot,
I went to the emergency room.

Are you okay?
Wh... why didn't you call me?

I... well, I was with Charlie
and Alani and Tallulah.

-[chuckles] Okay.
-What?

Okay. [scoffs]

Cool, Maia.

[stammers]
That's f*cking insane.

You... you went to the hospital
and you called everyone you know

except for me? Like...

I... I didn't have my phone
the whole time.

And I... there was, like,
a huge wait in the ER,

and then I had to pretend
to be Jewish,

which wasn't that hard.
[chuckles]

And then, we had to, like,
rush to this drinks thing.

You went to a f*cking
drinks thing?

It was for work.
And then, I got fired,

which was crazy but,
like, I don't know.

I kind of feel like
i-it's meant to be.

You know, I... I was,
like, expecting

some kind of text from you
giving me an excuse

for why you canceled dinner,
but, like,

I'm just a little bit...
my mind is blown that

I didn't even
cross your mind, you know?

I'm sorry, it was just,
like, so hectic and...

But, we got an invite
to the Formé dinner.

[scoffs]

I'm so mad that I know
what that is.

I ca... I can't.
I can't.

I... you... you realize that
you f*cking are so different

ever since Tallulah got here?

Wait, this is about Tallulah?
She's my best friend.

No, no, it's... it's not
about Tallulah, Maia.

It's about... it's about
f*cking everything.

Like, the whole thing
the other night,

the... f*cking game night,
the whole show you put on

was, like, out of
f*cking control.

I thought that we had fun after.

You didn't even f*ck me,
you know that, right?

You were, like, somewhere else
in your mind,

-like, not even thinking.
-What are you talking about?

Maia, when's...
when's the last time

that we actually did something
I wanted to do?

Like, really?
Like, when's the last time

that on... on a Saturday,
we just, like, slept in,

the two of us, and you didn't just
take off to go be with your friends?

I have stuff in the morning.

I care about everything
that's happening in your world,

and not because
you ask me to do it,

because I actually f*cking care.

Because I'm interested,
because I love you.

I love you.
I care about you so much.

Name one person I work with
who isn't Clare.

Um...

Bert?

Bert.

-[keys jingling]
-Dylan, wait.

-Maia, Maia, Maia.
-Stop. Stop. Okay.

I'm sorry that I don't memorize
your coworkers' names.

-It's not...
-Okay?

I'm trying to build a future
for both of us.

And I feel like I have one shot,

and if I don't take it,
I'm gonna miss it,

and I-I just have to go
all in on it.

And I'm only able to do that
because you do such a good job

of holding everything down here.

[sobbing]
Like, I don't know.

I just want a big life. I thought
that you loved that about me.

[sobbing]

Yeah, I don't...
I don't know.

I don't know anymore,
Maia, it's just... it's...

It just kinda feels like
the bigger your life is getting,

the smaller I'm getting.

Maia.

Maia.

-[sobbing, sniffling]
-I want you to go to New York.

Okay?
Just have a great time.

I just... I need...
I need some space, alright?

-I need some space.
-You want space from me.

-I... I just...
-[keys jingling]

Maia, I think we need
to take a break.

Okay, and we can talk
when you get back

from your big dinner
and everything but, yeah,

I need...
I need some space,

so I'm... I'm gonna go stay
at... at Berthume's, okay?

[sobbing]

At f*cking Berthume's?

[♪ "Oh Baby"
by LCD Soundsystem playing]

That's what I said.

♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ You're having
a bad dream ♪

♪ Here in my arms ♪

♪ Oh, sugar ♪

♪ Give in to me ♪

♪ You're just having
a bad dream ♪

♪ Of raining lungs ♪

♪ Oh, but please ♪

♪ Please shake me ♪

♪ From my lovesick
patient dream ♪

♪ Please, baby, please ♪

♪ And my love plays
wait and see ♪