01x05 - Shared Custody

[bunniefuu]

- False alarm, I'm sorry...
- Of course.

You came here. I think
it was... the dog,

- or the cat.
- Okay.

I'm really sorry. Good day.

Amsterdam.

What are you doing,
you crazy dog?

Come here.

Come here, relax. What
are you doing there, dude?

I do this for good luck.

But don't tell anybody.

If I don't listen to it every morning,
I feel something will go wrong.

I don't believe in God at all.

But I do believe in Brian
Wilson, in The Beatles,

in George Martin, of course.

And in Stevie Wonder.

I think I'm more of a polytheist,
Heidi, but let's keep that between us.

Shall we, kitty?

- Hi, did you sleep well?
- Sort of.

- I heated up water for your coffee.
- Thank you. Hey.

I made an appointment with
the ob-gyn for Thursday.

- Can you come with me?
- Of course.

Thank you.

- Hey, are you going to tell mom?
- No.

Okay. Are you sure?

No.

AMSTERDAM AVENUE

Majo!

Come on, sweetie. You can't
be in your PJs all day.

Time to wake up! Wake up!

I think you're not
asleep. I think someone...

is trying to deceive me?

I think I'll have to try
with some tickling here.

- Aunt Nadia!
- What?

I need help!

What happened here?

- She's unconscious, dear. She's dead.
- She's dead?

- I can't wake her up.
- No. No!

Yes. It's a tragedy!

- We'll have to wake her up.
- How?

- Revive her...
- With some tickling!

WHAT IF WE TRIED JOINT
CUSTODY? ONE WEEK EACH?

- Bertha!
- Hi, Tintín!

- I have the keys, that's why I got in.
- Yeah, it's okay.

How are you, my boy?

- Very well, and you?
- Just look at this.

You're still the same as
when you were 17 years old.

- I missed you.
- I missed you too, child.

So you work for my brother too?

As if your father
wasn't enough, right?

- I don't know how you stand it.
- Who says I do?

- Who's this cutie? Hi!
- This is Amsterdam.

This fashion of using
cities to name children.

You're Amsterdam, and there are
some Rome, Berlin, and so many more.

Your brother called me
to come and clean up.

You see how he is.
He had the feeling

you made one hell of a party
when the alarm company called.

- It wasn't a party party.
- Thank God.

- I just had some friends over.
- And no girl friend?

Your brother told me
you just broke up.

You screwed up,

and the actress was so
pretty. Such a cute girl.

You are so dumb.

I won't tell your
brother the whole truth.

We'll dress it a little.

- Okay?
- You're an angel.

Lad, bring me those cans
that are over there.

I texted him because, when I
left, an alarm started ringing,

like...

Evacuate because a tsunami
is coming. Picture it.

I was terrified and, at the same
time, so, so, so embarrassed.

- And why did you leave?
- I don't know.

I tried to play it cool, like,
it's fine, everything is casual,

I'm going home, very
mysterious, you know?

Like, the following day, he
wakes up and I'm not there.

Anyway, I think it was stupid.

The thing is I really like him.

I feel insecure. He's always
surrounded by musicians, artists...

And well, I won't tell you
much about his ex-girlfriend.

Just that she's an indie actress

and I'm a vet who can't
wash off this dog smell.

Did he answer?

- Well, no.
- Did he see it?

Maybe he just got up, turned off
the alarm and went back to sleep.

Like you should be doing now.

I just don't want him
to think bad of me.

Maybe he thinks
I regret it or...

I don't know, that I had a bad
time and that's why I left.

I don't know. Maybe he
doesn't. Maybe he's asleep,

like you say. I hope so.

- Hi, Mom!
- Did you put me on speaker again?

It's just you have the perfect timing
for calling when my hands are busy.

Okay.

When they are not so busy, use
them once in a while to call me.

You don't let me!

- You are always calling me!
- Where are you?

At the studio, working.

Hey, I just saw you in the
chewing gum commercial.

You look gorgeous. Congratulations.
Amazing. You don't look like you!

Although the concept
is a bit bold.

Has Martín seen it?

- No, I haven't even seen it.
- I'll forward it to you.

- Tina sent it to me via WhatsApp.
- Okay.

- That hunk, is he Mexican?
- Yes.

He's so handsome! How many
times did you have to kiss?

I don't know, Mom.
Like two days.

- And how do you do it?
- Acting.

I know you don't get
it, but I'm an actress.

You might be an actress, but it looks
like you have a feeling for kissing.

- You sound like Martín.
- Well.

You're in a bad mood
and don't want to talk.

I loved the commercial
and you look beautiful.

Hey, one more thing.

- Did you talk to your sister?
- Yes.

Did she tell you
what's with her?

She's fine. They are perfect. They
slept over at my place last night.

You are really mean. You never
invite me to your outings.

Well, guys, let me tell you
that I am... Well, we are

in charge of a very
special wedding,

but we can't tell you
who the couple are.

That's extremely
confidential information.

What we can tell you

is that the bride would be delighted
if you made a set of covers for them.

We're not a band that
plays at weddings.

Our thing is
something different.

She knows it very well.
That's why she wants you.

Actually, needless to
say that this wedding

is not a regular wedding. It's a top
wedding. It's the event of the year.

Well, in the end, it's
the same, isn't it?

Top people also get drunk

and make noises while eating
and talk in a loud voice.

Like at a bar, right?

Yes, but people come
there to listen to us.

Guys, I don't know what
your goal as a band is,

but I can assure you

that the people in that
event will listen to you.

So obsessed with the goal.

Can't one live without
a goal to pursue?

Excuse you and allow me. The
guests we'll have at the wedding,

besides being well-mannered
people, are very influential.

We'll have business people,
politicians, journalists,

people from the cultural scene,

- celebrities and, well, even judges.
- And are they business people or...

Business people?

- I mean drug dealers.
- No.

It's the same thing, dude.

Thank you, but we're
not interested.

You'll have to
find another band.

- Which songs do they want us to play?
- Five. You'll choose four covers

but there's one song you must play
because the bride requested it.

You'll either open or close with
it. It's "Just The Way You Are".

Cool song, dude.

Without the sax solo. You'll
play just after the reception

and right before dinner. Don't worry,
nobody will be eating at that time.

Because it will be at a garden,
if the weather allows it,

where everything's beautifully
assembled. A lounge room

where all the guests will be enjoying
themselves, with drinks, right?

Look, sound and
lights are on us.

It's a gift. The final
budget I have for you,

already available
and juicy, is 250.

It's not possible.

We want 400 000,
without an invoice.

We're not in the
system and won't be.

And a table at the
party for the band.

I don't think that's possible.

- Talk about it with the bride.
- Totally impossible. It won't happen.

Is Belinda invited?

So cheeky. I can't give
you that information.

Yeah, I was just
wrapping up a meeting.

I'm at home. An
audition got canceled.

- What's with Amsterdam?
- He's good. He's here with me.

- Did you think about my proposal?
- Yes.

Okay. But this week he stays with
me and the next he stays with you.

Okay.

Bye.

Breathe out and open
your arms horizontally.

Square hips...

Extend your right leg,
push to the front,

and lower your right
hand. Look to the sky.

Both arms to the front.

Flex your right knee to propel

and lift your left
leg to the horizontal.

When you're ready, pleading hands to
the chest and lift the upper body.

That destroyed me.

Hey, why didn't Lola come?

She's working on
the wardrobe tests.

She'll call me soon
and I'll have to go.

She never stops
working, does she?

She's the number
one in advertising.

Everybody loves her. She's
not troublesome at all.

She sounds perfect.

You like Lola!

No, Nush. It can't be. You
always like straight chicks.

- Of course not!
- No, really? Shall we make a list?

No. No, because.. no need.

Besides I'll only end up
psychoanalyzing things

- that will be useless.
- Don't psychoanalyze anything.

In two minutes I'll explain
what they haven't told you

- in ten years in therapy.
- Okay. Yes, please, yes.

You run after whatever is
impossible. You idealize everything

to avoid facing real love.

I'm sorry.

Was that too much? I'm
sorry, I'm sorry. I love you.

I'm in no condition to judge
anyone's emotional habits.

It's just that, if you think
about it, it's not so impossible.

It's like... It's
like she does like me.

Nadia! Why don't you
have faith... in me?

Hey, on another note.

Is Lola... dating someone?

- Does she have a boyfriend or...?
- There's a guy around.

He's like a magician,
appears and disappears.

It's nothing serious. But
don't tell her I told you.

I never reveal my sources.

I like him.

- Well, if he...
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Does Martín know
you were coming?

Well, I guess.

He doesn't live here anymore.

He changed lessons to Tuesdays
and Thursdays. He didn't tell you?

- No, I'm sorry.
- Well, just call him

- so you can agree on the change.
- Okay.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Look. I miss him so much.

- Oh.
- Amsterdam.

So cute. Hey, is Lola coming
for dinner? Did she tell you?

Nush, relax a bit, okay?

Calm down, or you'll
destroy our relationship.

I mean mine with Lola,
obviously, not yours with me.

That means I have no
opportunity? None at all?

None.

You're so mean!

Your dog is beautiful.

- Nush!
- What?

Nothing. It's beautiful.

It's impossible to
make you see reason.

We have to do it, dude.

No, no. No way, Cherny.
We are not playing there.

We are not a wedding band.

Who else will pay 400 000 in cash
to go and play our covers, bro?

- We can't reject that offer.
- There's no way they'll pay that.

Dude, they basically
said yes already.

When you say no to rich
people, they get cranky.

That's why they are
rich, to spend money.

On the contrary. They're
rich because they're miserly.

That party will be amazing.
I'm sure Belinda will be there.

Did you see their
faces when I asked?

Besides, the song they want
is very good, bro. For real.

And they want it without the sax solo.
It means they have good taste, right?

Isn't there a Bruno Mars
song with the same title?

No, bro. That doesn't
have a sax, man.

Goddammit, Cherny.

I found a porn actress.

What an actress, man. She's
Belinda's spitting image. Look.

Hang on a sec, bro.

She doesn't look like her at
all. It's your imagination.

- For real.
- She does look like her.

You really like
MILFs, don't you?

Belinda is not a MILF, dumbass.

Virginia is a MILF. I'm
seeing her today, but...

don't say anything, okay?

So exciting! This is the most
exciting moment of my week.

Calm down a bit, will you?

- One, two...
- No!

Three.

Nadia!

My God! What the hell!

- You're a f*cking goddess. Amazing.
- You look beautiful!

- Is that me?
- Look how you're kissing him.

It's amazing.

- Nush.
- Beautiful.

- Congratulations!
- Bravo!

- Let's make a toast.
- I'll get some champagne.

- Okay. That's good.
- That's it.

Tell me, is that...?

- Is that the director of...?
- That's Andy.

- He's so cute.
- And what about that movie?

- How's it going?
- It's... It's...

I love the script.

I don't know. It's very
ambitious and they have no money,

but I'll meet him this week.

She'll meet him this
week. That's good.

Hi.

- Hi.
- Come on, buddy.

Amsterdam, come. Hi, you.

Hi. Oh, yes.

- Are you here to leave Amsterdam?
- No, I came to pick up some stuff.

What stuff?

- A microphone and the bike.
- Martín...

- Can you give me a joint?
- Sure.

- Thank you.
- My little guy. I missed you!

Thank you, you're the best.

Hey.

One important thing.

You can't come in
without ringing the door.

Why? Are you already
seeing someone?

No, but... this is not
your house, and it's weird

you come inside as if it were.

A student came by. What's
his name? The tall one.

- Antonio?
- Did he call you to reschedule?

We've already changed
it to Tuesdays.

He's playing dumb just to see
you. Antonio is crazy for you.

- Martín! You're right in time.
- No, I was leaving, but thank you.

Amsterdam!

Let's go. Come on.

Come one, dude!
Let's go for a walk.

Come on, Amsterdam. Let's go.

Come on, dude. Let's go.

Come on, little guy.
Let's go for a walk.

Man.

Heidi.

Heidi, come. Come.

Come, kitty.

I got it! I'll get married!

- A little more?
- Come on, it's good.

- No way.
- Stop, stop. That's enough.

- I sure miss the music, don't you?
- Yeah.

No, no music.

Ever since Martín
left, I like silence.

I loved cooking with his music.

You could hear it in your house?

Wow, I'm sure you heard
one too many fights.

- Nothing.
- Okay, okay. If you could've chosen

who kept the house,
Nadia or Martín,

who would you have chosen?

No! What kind of question
is that? No, no, no.

- I'll k*ll you if you say Martín.
- You'll be out of here at once.

Well...

- Amsterdam chose to stay with Nadia.
- Yeah, I was really happy about it.

Actually, I felt a little bad

that he didn't go with
Martín, but... Amsterdam!

What are you doing?

- Come on, Nadia or Martín?
- I clearly prefer them together.

I told them,
separately, didn't I?

Well, yeah, but we all
know you have a soft spot

for Nadia.

- Nadia, Nadia.
- Nadia!

- Cheers.
- To your million-dollar commercial!

- And your wardrobe.
- Nobody said anything.

First thing I saw. I loved it.

- Her wardrobe is essential.
- Will you stay for dinner?

It is, surprise, vegan bowls.

- What?
- Vegan bowls.

What's that
gastronomic atrocity?

You must let me cook one day.

- No, no, no. I cook, in my kitchen.
- Can I go with you?

- I want to see the kitchen.
- Only if you help me.

- I'll help you.
- Let's go.

- Bring your glass.
- Okay.

Hi.

I've been...

thinking a lot whether to
send you this message or not

and finally I thought,
what the hell,

I'm sending it because I
had this in my mind all day.

And... all I want you to
know is that if I left

it was not because I had a bad
time or because I regretted it.

Quite the opposite.

I had a great time
and it was nice.

I just...

felt insecure and... I sort
of wanted to play it cool,

as if what happened was very
common for me, and that's not it.

And... Well, then the
alarm went off and...

I don't know if that caused you
some trouble or... if you are upset.

I hope everything is okay
and... I send kisses.

WHAT'S UP? HOW ARE
YOU? GOOD, AND YOU?

EVERYTHING'S OKAY!

DO YOU WANT TO COME
OVER OR IS IT TOO LATE?

I'm thinking of a playlist.

- Let's hear it.
- Come, look.

- Do you know it?
- Yes.

- Help me sing it.
- I don't sing very well.

- Neither do I.
- Okay.

- I'll try.
- Let's do it.

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