01x06 - The Fake Mustache Collection/The Lint Dinosaur Collection

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[♪]

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Singers: [chanting] ♪♪ Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! ♪

Singers: ♪♪ The Collector!

CARL: The Fake Moustache Collection

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NICO: One strawberry-banana milk, please!

MR. HOWELL: Here you go, Arugula!

NICO: Arugula?! Hmph.

MR. HOWELL: What's wrong with Arugula?

ARUGULA: I'm Arugula. That was Nico.

CARL: Arugula doesn't like strawberry-banana, Mr.

CARL: Howell, but Nico does.

MR. HOWELL: I see. Sorry about that, Arugula!

ARUGULA: No worries, Mr Howell. It doesn't bother me

ARUGULA: at all.

[♪]

NICO: Time for some ear-hopping!

LOTTA: Cool moves, Arugula!

NICO: ARUGULA?!

NICO: Oof.

NICO: Ugh!

ARUGULA: I'm Arugula. That was Nico.

CARL: Arugula can't hop on her ears. Only Nico can do that.

ARUGULA: It's true!

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FORREST: You're never going to hit my super squirrel,

FORREST: curvy-wurvy, fastest fastball!

NICO: We'll see about THAT!

[♪]

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SHELDON: Wow! Nice hit, Arugula - I mean Nico!

SHELDON: I mean, Arugula!

NICO: Ugh! I'm going home!

CARL: Home plate is that way.

NICO: Not home plate. I'm going home-home !

SHELDON: What's wrong with Arugula? Or was it Nico?

ARUGULA: I'm Arugula. That was Nico.

SHELDON: Oops! I always have a problem telling you two apart.

ARUGULA: We do look exactly alike! After all, we're

ARUGULA: identical twins.

CARL: Wing Nut coming in for a landing.

[knock on door]

CARL: Come in!

CARL: Hi, Nico!

NICO: Finally! Someone who knos who I am!

CARL: Who else would you be, Nico?

NICO: It doesn't matter. I was wondering if you still had

NICO: your wacky wig collection.

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CARL: Does this answer your question?

NICO: Yes! Can I borrow them?

CARL: I don't know, Nico. I really enjoy these wigs.

NICO: Please, please, please!

CARL: Well, what do you need them for?

NICO: I am sick and tired of everyone confusing me and

NICO: Arugula.

CARL: So you want to wear one of my wacky wigs so everyone

CARL: can tell you apart?

NICO: No way! I love the way I look! I want to get Arugula to

NICO: wear a wacky wig.

CARL: Well, if you think it will help you with your

CARL: problem, then okay. You may borrow my wacky wig

CARL: collection. But please be careful.

NICO: Thanks, Carl!

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NICO: Hey Ru-Ru! Wanna dress up in wacky wigs?

ARUGULA: Ooh! That sounds fun and wacky!

NICO: Great! Try this one!

ARUGULA: Whoa! This wig is colorful.

CARL: Six colors to be exact!

NICO: You know, the blue really brings out the color of

NICO: your eyes! In fact, I think you should wear that wig

NICO: all the time!

ARUGULA: It is a fun wig, but I don't think I want to wear

ARUGULA: it all the time.

NICO: Okay, so the rainbow wig wasn't your jam. Don't worry,

NICO: Carl has LOTS of other wigs!

CARL: Oh yeah! Like this one!

NICO: Ooh! Let's try it on for size!

NICO: Wow! I mean - that is THE wig! Just look at you in that

NICO: wig!

ARUGULA: I can't see anything...

NICO: How about...this one?

CARL: Ooh! My siren wig!

NICO: Now that's a wig you should wear all the time!

ARUGULA: WHAT?!

NICO: [shouting] Wear that wig all the time!

ARUGULA: No, thank you. I'm not really the wig-wearing

ARUGULA: type.

CARL: Sorry it didn't work, Nico.

NICO: We are not giving up yet, Carl! Do you have any other

NICO: collections you can wear?

CARL: Oh yeah! I have a glove collection, tie collection,

CARL: shoelace collection, a fake mustache collection...

NICO: YES! Fake mustaches! We can try to get Arugula to wear

NICO: one of your fake mustaches!

CARL: People would really be able to tell you apart then!

NICO: Yeah! Let's go get those mustaches!

[♪]

NICO: Hey Arugula! How would you like to try on a fake

NICO: mustache?

ARUGULA: Fake mustache?

CARL: They're part of my fake mustache collection!

ARUGULA: [giggling]

ARUGULA: That looks kind of fun!

CARL: Sure! How about this one?

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NICO: Whoa! That mustache makes you look so smart and

NICO: grown up! I think you should wear it all the time!

ARUGULA: I don't know, it...kind of tickles.

NICO: No worries! Carl has plenty more mustaches where

NICO: that came from.

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NICO: There! That's the one! You should definitely wear

NICO: THAT mustache all...the... time!

ARUGULA: [sneeze] AH-choo!

ARUGULA: No, thank you! I don't want to wear a wig or a fake

ARUGULA: mustache! I like the way I look.

NICO: Ugh! If she won't wear a wig or mustache, everyone is

NICO: still going to get us confused!

NICO: [grumpy sigh]

NICO: There's only one thing left to do.

NICO: I'll be Nico, the bunny with the '‘stache! Now no one

NICO: will confuse us ever again.

NICO: Oof! I can't see! Whoa! Whoa-whoa!

CARL: Oof.

NICO: Aww! I can't hop on my ears when I wear that

NICO: mustache. I guess I'll have to hop the boring old

NICO: regular way.

CARL: But you love to hop on your ears! It's what you do!

NICO: Not anymore! If I want people to notice that I'm

NICO: different than my sister, the mustache is a

NICO: must.

CARL: Wanna play with my wing nut collection? Each one

CARL: is unique, interesting and awesome!

FORREST: They all look the same.

CARL: WHAT?! Not to me! You just have to notice the little

CARL: details!

CARL: Like this one has a tiny scratch on the wing, so it's

CARL: the one I got on a trip to the hardware store with my

CARL: dad.

SHELDON: That's very interesting Carl, but we

SHELDON: can't play right now. We're looking for Nico!

LOTTA: We want to apologize.

CARL: What do you have to apologize for?

SHELDON: I feel bad for confusing her and Arugula.

LOTTA: I did that too! And I feel terrible.

CARL: Nico was pretty upset about it. But you won't

CARL: confuse them anymore, because Nico decided she's

CARL: gonna wear a fake mustache from now on.

SHELDON: She's wearing a fake mustache just so we can tell

SHELDON: her and Arugula apart?

CARL: Yeah! A big, long, bushy one.

FORREST: Aww! She shouldn't have to do that!

LOTTA: If we want to be good friends with both Nico and

LOTTA: Arugula we have to fix something up, so we never mix

LOTTA: them up again!

CARL: Hmm...Maybe you just have to look at Nico and

CARL: Arugula the same way I look at my wing nuts.

SHELDON/FORREST/LOTTA: Huh?

SHELDON: What do you mean, buddy?

CARL: Pay close attention to the details!

LOTTA: Hey! Yeah! We can be Detail Detectives!

SHELDON: How can we be Detail Detectives?

LOTTA: Well, we can observe our friends closely to find

LOTTA: out what each of them likes and doesn't like.

SHELDON: That will definitely help us tell them apart.

ARUGULA: Tell who apart?

CARL: You and Nico, Arugula! We're gonna be Detail

CARL: Detectives, and observe you both very carefully so we

CARL: can tell you apart!

ARUGULA: Aww! That's so nice! Hey - don't detectives

ARUGULA: sometimes wear disguises? That could be fun!

CARL: You're right! Luckily, I have a few collections that

CARL: could help with that!

[♪]

LOTTA: [whispering] Alright, Detail Detectives,

LOTTA: [whispering] let's observe!

[♪]

SHELDON: [whispering] It seems Nico likes to play soccer.

LOTTA: [whispering] And Arugula likes to paint!

NICO: Sorry about that!

CARL: No problem!

NICO: Ooh! Nice mustache!

CARL: You too!

ARUGULA: [whispering] Nice detective work, Carl!

CARL: [whispering] Thanks.

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NICO: Excuse me, can we use your garlic powder?

LOTTA: Why, of course.

NICO: Nice mustache!

[♪]

SHELDON: [quietly] Nico likes things garlicky!

CARL: [quietly] I didn't know that about Nico. I like things

CARL: garlicky too.

CARL: [quietly] You think you know someone...

[♪]

LOTTA: [quietly] Arugula does not seem to like garlic.

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SHELDON: Nico likes to skateboard!

CARL: And Arugula likes to roller skate!

LOTTA: We Detail Detectives are really finding out a lot

LOTTA: of details that will help us tell our friends

LOTTA: apart!

FORREST: Let's find out more details!

CARL/SHELDON: Ow!

CARL: I can't see any details!

LOTTA: I can't see anything!

SHELDON: Me neither!

NICO: Hey! Watch out!

NICO: Carl, Sheldon, Lotta, Forrest? What are you doing?

FORREST: We were being Detail Detectives! And observing the

FORREST: little details about each of you.

SHELDON: So we get to know you better!

LOTTA: And tell you apart! Sorry we crashed into you,

LOTTA: Nico.

NICO: Nico! You called me Nico! How did you know it was

NICO: me?

NICO: I'm not even wearing my mustache!

NICO: Arugula is.

LOTTA: We paid close attention and discovered that you like

LOTTA: skateboarding and Arugula likes roller skating.

SHELDON: And you like garlic on your pizza but Arugula

SHELDON: likes mushrooms!

FORREST: And you like soccer, and Arugula likes to paint.

NICO: You did all that just so you could find out all that

NICO: stuff about us?

LOTTA: You and Arugula are our friends and we care about each

LOTTA: of you!

SHELDON: And you're both important, and we don't want to

SHELDON: confuse you with Arugula or Arugula with you

SHELDON: ever again!

NICO: Thank you! You just made me the happiest bunny in all

NICO: of Fuzzytown!

ARUGULA: And I'm the happiest bunny, too!

NICO: Now come on everyone! Let's play!

SHELDON: What should we play?

ARUGULA: How about tag?

CARL: Ooh! Not just regular tag!

CARL: Fake Mustache Tag!

ALL: Yeah!

[♪]

CARL: Mustache tag! You're it, Nico!

FUZZY FRIENDS: [laughing and playing]

[♪]

CARL: The Lint Dinosaur Collection

[♪]

CARL: Lint, please, Mama! I need lint and I need it fast!

MAUDE: Okay, Carl, why are you in such a hurry for lint?

CARL: It's Lint Dino Monday, Mama! Don't you even know my

CARL: schedule?

MAUDE: Well, you know, I have enough trouble remembering my

MAUDE: own schedule, Carl!

MAUDE: Okay! Here you go! One lump of lint!

CARL: Ooh! I hope to make ten new lint dinosaurs for my Lint

CARL: Dinosaur Collection!

MAUDE: Hmm...do you think that's enough lint for ten

MAUDE: dinosaurs?

CARL: Oh! I've collected MUCH more lint than this!

CARL: I'm ready for Lint Dino Monday!

MAUDE: Oh!

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MAUDE: Whoa! That is a lot of lint!

CARL: Now it's everywhere! And I supposed to meet my

CARL: friends! Lint Dino Monday is a disaster!

MAUDE: Hey, hey, Carl, remember what we do when we

MAUDE: start feeling upset?

CARL: I'm too upset to remember,

MAUDE: Ahh, well. We take a breath or take a break and

MAUDE: walk away.

CARL: I choose breath!

CARL/MAUDE: [deep inhale and exhale] Ahhhh...

CARL: That's better.

MAUDE: Good! Now, I know a way to collect this lint very

MAUDE: quickly.

CARL: We're going to vacuum up my lint?

MAUDE: Don't worry, I put a brand new bag in this morning,

MAUDE: and you'll be able to get it out when we're done!

[♪]

MAUDE: Ta da! Here's your lint, Carl.

CARL: Who knew that vacuum cleaner bags were the perfect

CARL: way to carry large amounts of lint? Thanks, Mama!

[♪]

CARL: That's some good looking lint, Sheldon!

[♪]

CARL: Whoa, Nico and Arugula! How did you get so much lint?

NICO: We may have done some things that required extra

NICO: laundry loads!

ARUGULA: Messy things!

NICO/ARUGULA: [giggling]

[♪]

CARL: Lotta, it's Lint Dino Monday, not Music Monday!

LOTTA: Oh, I'm aware!

CARL: Awesome!

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FORREST: Ta da!

CARL: This is all the lint you could find in your dryer,

CARL: Forrest?

FORREST: Oh, we dry our clothes on tree branches,

FORREST: Carl.

FORREST: That lint is from my belly button!

CARL: Oh...

CARL: Don't worry, I brought enough to share.

ARUGULA: Whoa! Remember, we can't leave any of this lint

ARUGULA: in the park.

CARL: No lint gets left behind!

[♪]

NICO: Aww! This looks terrible.

[♪]

NICO: Yes! This is it! This is lint-eriffic!

[♪]

CARL: What kind of Lint Dinosaur is that?

NICO: It's not really a Lint Dinosaur, it's more of a Lint

NICO: Monster!

CARL: A Lint Monster?! You can't make a Lint Monster!

NICO: I...just did.

CARL: But it's Lint Dino Monda. Not Lint Monster

CARL: Monday!

NICO: Ooh! Lint Monster Monday! That sounds

NICO: even cooler than Lint Dino Monday!

CARL: It certainly does not!

FORREST: It kind of does.

FORREST: Lint Monster Monday!

CARL: This is Lint Dino Monday! A day devoted to

CARL: making Lint Dinosaurs. Ad there are NO Lint Monsters

CARL: allowed at Lint Dino Monday!

NICO: Who says?

CARL: I'm Carl, and I say! For Lint Dino lovers everywhere!

NICO: Fine. You can keep your Lint Dino Monday. I'm having

NICO: my own Lint Monster Monday.

NICO: And anyone who wants to join me can.

CARL: [distant shouting] No one is going to join you!

CARL: Everyone's gonna keep making Lint Dinosaurs.

CARL: Right? Everyone?

ARUGULA: Sorry, Carl. Nico is y sister, and we share our

ARUGULA: lint, so I'm gonna make Lint Monsters with her.

CARL: What?!

CARL: The rules of Lint Dinosaur Monday are that we

CARL: make Lint Dinosaurs! Besides, why would anyone want

CARL: to make Lint Monsters, when they can make Lint

CARL: Dinosaurs?!

LOTTA: I know! Making Lint Dinos is the best!

SHELDON: Can't we all just make whatever lint creature we

SHELDON: want to play together?

CARL: No! We came here to make Lint. Dinosaurs. If you don't

CARL: want to, I can't stop you, but you have to choose,

CARL: Sheldon. It's either Lint Dinos, or Lint Monsters!

SHELDON: [sigh] I don't really wanna pick sides, but...you're

SHELDON: my best friend, so I guess I'll do what you do.

CARL: And you'll definitely sty and make Lint Dinosaurs,

CARL: right, Forrest?

CARL: ...Forrest?

FORREST: Sorry, Carl. Thanks for the lint, but making Lint

FORREST: Monsters looks really fun.

CARL: Fine! Go! We will make lots of Lint Dinos by

CARL: ourselves and they'll be MUCH better than your silly

CARL: old Lint Monsters!

NICO: No way! Our Lint Monsters will be twice as

NICO: awesome as your boring Lint Dinosaurs!

CARL: Boring?! Argh! Come on, Team Dino! Let's show them how

CARL: amazing Lint Dinosaurs can be!

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CARL: Wow! Look at all of these amazing Lint Dinosaurs!

CARL: There must be of them!

NICO: That's really good, Carl.

NICO: Too bad we have Lint Monsters! And they are WAY

NICO: better than your Lint Dinos.

CARL: They are not ! Lint Dinos are awesome!

NICO: Lint Monsters rule!

CARL: They most certainly do not!

NICO: Totally rule!

ARUGULA: We shouldn't argue about this.

CARL: Arugula's right! We should not argue.

ARUGULA: Good.

CARL: We should settle the Lint Dino versus Lint Monster

CARL: debate with the time- honored tradition of the Acorn

CARL: Asteroid Battle!

SHELDON: Is that really necessary?

FORREST: Let the Acorn... Asteroid...Battle...Begin!

FORREST: It's...the Lint Dinosaurs...

FORREST: versus...The Lint Monsters!

FORREST: Which linty creature will reign supreme?!

[♪]

NICO: [pained sigh]

FORREST: And it's a direct hit!

[♪]

FORREST: Wait a minute! The Lint Monster team is trying

FORREST: something new!

FORREST: It's an Acorn Asteroid Frenzy! And that's

FORREST: doing a lot of Dino damage!

SHELDON: Maybe we should take a break from playing Acorn

SHELDON: Asteroid Battle?

CARL: But it's Lint Dino Monday!

[♪]

CARL: Roar!!!

FORREST: Team Dinosaur just launched a HUGE barrage of

FORREST: Acorn Asteroids! What will Team Monster do?

FORREST: Whoooaaa! They activated the Anti-Acorn

FORREST: Asteroid Shield!

FORREST: And Team Dino has knocked out some of their own

FORREST: dinosaurs! This is devastating.

CARL: Agh! Those were for my collection!

SHELDON: I think we should stop with the Acorn Asteroids,

SHELDON: Carl!

CARL: You're right!

SHELDON: Thank goodness!

CARL: It's time for a MUD METEOR!

SHELDON: A what?

CARL: For Lint Dinos everywhere!

FORREST: Carl, wait!

FORREST: You're going too far! CARL: AUUUUUUUUUUUGGHH!

[♪]

NICO: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

CARL: Uhhh-ohhh!

NICO: [angry] CARL!

SHELDON: That's enough! No more battles!

[♪]

CARL: Nico, I didn't mean for that mud meteor to hit you!

NICO: But you did mean to destroy our Lint Monsters.

CARL: Only because you wanted to destroy our Lint Dinosaurs.

SHELDON: It definitely stopped being fun when we were

SHELDON: destroying each other's stuff.

NICO: But...how can we play nicely together when we don't

NICO: all want the same thing?

ARUGULA: Maybe we need some kind of rules?

CARL: We HAD a rule. The rule was only Lint Dinosaurs could

CARL: be built on Mondays.

SHELDON: But that was just your rule. I think we need

SHELDON: rules that we come up with together, for when we

SHELDON: don't agree.

ARUGULA: Ooh yeah! We can come up with the Fuzzytown Friends

ARUGULA: Rules for Playing Together!

SHELDON: Ok, what should the rules be?

NICO: I have one! No one friend can decide what

NICO: everyone else will play.

FORREST: That seems fair.

ARUGULA: I'll write it down.

[♪]

CARL: I don't know...Sometimes I like to play things you may

CARL: not want to play. So I may never get to play what I

CARL: want.

LOTTA: Maybe we can add a rule to help with that.

CARL: Like what?

FORREST: Ooh! I know! Rule # - if friends want to play

FORREST: different things, we can take turns playing what

FORREST: each friend wants!

ARUGULA: Hmm, yeah. That's a good rule.

CARL: Okay. But how will we decide what we play first?

LOTTA: I know! Rule # - we will decide whose game is

LOTTA: played first using rock, paper, scissors.

FUZZY FRIENDS: Yeah!/Nice!/ Good one!/I like it!

ARUGULA: I'll write it in the rules.

NICO: What do we do...if one of us still feels upset or angry

NICO: because it didn't go the way they wanted?

LOTTA: Hmm. Good question.

CARL: Ooh! I know something! It's a thing my mom taught me

CARL: when I get upset. You can take a breath or take a

CARL: break and walk away!

[♪]

SHELDON: Okay, these are the Fuzzytown Friends Rules for

SHELDON: Playing Together!

NICO: But will they work?

CARL: There's only one way to find out...Let's play

CARL: together!

SHELDON: Okay, what do we want to play?

CARL: I still want to play Lint Dino Monday!

NICO: And I would like to play Lint Monsters!

CARL: And that gets me upset, because I want everyone to

CARL: play what I want to play.

FORREST: That goes against Rule #. No one friend can

FORREST: decide what everyone else will play.

CARL: So what do we do next?

LOTTA: Rule #, if friends want to play different things,

LOTTA: they can take turns playing what each friend

LOTTA: wants.

SHELDON: Which brings us to Rule #, we will decide whose

SHELDON: game is played first using rock, paper, scissors.

CARL: Okay!

CARL/NICO: Rock, paper, scissors and GO!

CARL: Paper covers rock! So that means we play Lint Dino

CARL: Monday first!

NICO: Ugh!

ARUGULA: Don't forget Rule #! You can take a breath, or take

ARUGULA: a break and walk away!

CARL: Or...we can add one more rule!

NICO: What rule is that?

CARL: Rule #. Today's Lint Dino Monday will include

CARL: minutes of making Lint Monsters.

FUZZY FRIENDS: Woo-hoo!/Awesome! Yay!

NICO: Thanks, Carl!

CARL: And maybe you can show me how to make one? They are

CARL: pretty cool-looking.

NICO: You got it!

[♪]

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