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01x07 - I Have To Do It For Myself!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!". Aired: January 6, 2020 – March 23, 2020.*
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First-year high schooler Midori Asakusa loves anime so much, she insists that "concept is everything" in animation.

01x07 - I Have To Do It For Myself!

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Are you still awake?

I was just about to sleep.

Okay. Well, I'm heading to work.

Have a safe trip.

Good night.

I've got snacks, too.

Let me put some fresh tea out.

That was cool!

What was?

Just now.

I'm sorry

It's okay.

Grandma, can you do it again?

You're a silly girl.

Again!

Oh my what a waste of tea.

Now, when you're nervous,

your movements can get clunky,

so we're going to practice just

getting up and sitting down.

Note the difference between standing

right up and standing up slowly.

That was standing straight up.

Slowly, it's more like this.

You lean over first, and then stand.

Do you understand the difference?

Then let's try it.

Ow!

Tsubame?

Okay, step, step, step.

You want to have your hands out

and your chest up,

walking along a straight line.

That's the pretty way to do it.

Motohashi, your head's swinging

a bit too much from side to side.

Try to walk in a straight line.

It might be easier to sway like that,

but does not look as nice.

Yamashiro, your head is moving, too.

Now, with a model's walk, your

legs cross in front of you,

so even if your hips swing,

your head has to stay steady.

So there you have it. The bottom line is

Maeda did it!

Maeda did it!

I did it!

I'm not sure you're strong

enough to help, honey.

Try leaning over more!

So that your head is this far down.

Wouldn't I fall over if I did that?

Look at this!

Oh, this is impressive.

You lean down like that, and then when

your behind goes up, you straighten!

Like, bam, bam!

Bam

Bam.

See! You were able to stand!

Wow

Left, right, left, right

You can sway all you want, okay?

You've got a knack for this, Tsubame.

When you go to the left,

it pulls your right leg along,

and then to the right, with your left leg.

It's totally natural, and should be easier!

Okay!

Episode 7 I Have To Do It For Myself!

Keep

Your

Hands

Off

Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!

Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!

Student Council

Motor Vehicle Club

Thanks for the lift!

I'm going to unload this stuff,

so it'll just be a minute.

Huh, this one says, "Eating bread crusts."

That ought to do it.

This one is the sound for

eating a croissant

Hey, stop that!

Get that stuff unpacked, and then get in here!

We need to have a sound meeting.

Right.

I think I get what you're going for.

I'll look into how the sounds for

monsters and robots are done.

But in terms of specific sounds

that will match your footage,

even for the more mundane scenes,

it's hard to know what'll be needed

without seeing what you're dealing with.

And it'll be really tough to set

you up without knowing the timing.

I see.

The dialog will also have to be

balanced against the rest of the sound,

so if I knew the timing and volume

you wanted, it'd be easier to figure out.

There are also the things

that affect acoustics,

like the size of the location and its layout,

so even if it's just a broad outline,

that'd be handy to know.

Understood. We'll get the dialog

recorded as soon as we can.

That means it's time for edits.

Should we make a video out of the storyboard?

That way we can set the

timing up for the sounds.

The timing is hard to guess at

until it's actually animated

But it needs to be done to

get the sound ready in time,

so I'll figure something out!

How are we going to handle casting, anyway?

It's actually been settled already.

The client has demands.

Darker than the last cut

\h\h\h\h\h\h(but the power is still on)

\h\h\h\h\h\h Monitor is lit brightly

Officer A

There have been reports of

vibrations being detected underground!

Voice on the Radio:

"It's a monster.

A crab-type monster

has appeared!"

It's a monster. A crab-type

monster has appeared.

Time to blast out of the water!

Launch it from the catapult!

Cut!

Your ad-libs are things that

will be conveyed in the footage,

Robot VS Monster (TBD)

Voice Over Script

so you don't have to describe every moment.

And you don't have to

vocalize the sound effects.

They'll overlap everyone else's dialog.

I think we'd be better off

recording Seki and Goto's dialog

for cuts 12 through 21 separately.

Sorry about that!

Pile bunker!

We are honestly so excited about this!

Recoil start!

Can we adjust the volume differently per actor?

Of course.

But we need that storyboard

video for him to practice with,

or it's going to be really hard to get

him to match the timing of the animation.

Film

Wait, the song for the

opening still isn't ready?

Not only is it not ready,

there was so much trouble putting it

together that they said to forget about it.

Which means less work for us, thankfully.

If there's no opening, I kind

like the idea of just—boom!

Chomp, chomp!

And starting with the monster showing up.

Mizusaki, how about the music?

I forgot! Let me ask now!

We'll use something from a free music library.

Doumeki, can you look into it?

Uh, sure. I can try.

Excuse us.

Oh, wow, nice.

U-Um

About the sun, this would be the west,

which would make this a sunset

I was hoping it could be consistent.

I mean, is it really a problem?

W-Well, I think

Since it's an actual location, and

changes the connotation of the camera pan

Uh, the car here was supposed

to be drawn as a cel.

It looked a little barren,

composition-wise, without it.

But the cels will be animated,

so if it's in the background too,

there'll be two of them.

So is it not gonna work?

If we erase the car

Huh, that doesn't look right.

Did you cut the image board out for this?

Oh, I see. You copied Asakusa's

board and then stuck it on there.

Is that a problem?

It's just kind of blurry

And the texture is

Wait, is this line right?

A character's supposed to pop out from there.

I made it so the light was

shining down, like you said.

Pretty good, right?

Or isn't it? That's what you asked for, right?

It's just it's turning

into a different film

Oh, this isn't gonna work!

But Asakusa, you said the

details were up to me, right?

Yes, but while following the image board,

and keeping the layout lines in mind.

This sounds different from what

you were asking about before.

So there's no room for expression?

Hey

Um, let me know if there's

anything else that needs fixing.

I can adjust it digitally.

You're gonna change it?!

Just making a few changes

to the general look!

S-Sure. That'd be a big help.

I like that Kubo girl.

She's willing to make corrections.

That should help take care of some of it.

That said

You didn't need to take over all of these!

Doing it myself is faster than

explaining how to fix it.

A director needs to be able to give

directions to other artists.

You're supposed to be helping with animation,

and handling the photography,

on top of the edit!

I get how she feels, though.

It's just faster to redraw it yourself.

You do realize that

our delays are due to being behind

schedule with animation, yes?

The PC room where the animation needs

to be done won't be free forever.

If you don't get in there soon,

you won't finish all the art we need.

For the record, if we fall any further behind,

the dozens of cuts you have

cooking in that tablet

are never going to see the light of day.

No way!

I'm gonna draw it all!

And with that being the case

All right, we'll continue next time.

Time to chow down!

Let's sit somewhere we can see the lightning.

I'm gonna work on this a bit more

I guess I should work on the backgrounds.

Uh, we have a bit of news.

There's a warning for torrential rain,

so classes are canceled for the rest of the day.

All students are to head

home as quickly as possible.

With the amount of work we have to do,

we can't just take the rest of the day off.

What do you think will happen to the

food they had ready for lunch?

It's raining!

At times like this,

you shouldn't be caught without

A rain poncho!

Rain Coat

Super Durable

Evasive maneuvers!

Since we've got our gym clothes, you want

to hang out until the rain stops?

Ugh, I'm freezing!

Please use the

actual entrance

I'm going to use the bathhouse

before heading home.

A bathhouse?! I've never been to one before!

I'm going, too!

One sec, gotta notify Mom.

Hey, it's me. Can I stop by the

bathhouse before going home?

Are Asakusa's parents strict or something?

With Kanamori and Mizusaki.

It's just a matter of keeping them informed.

Class let out early because

of the rain warning.

As long as she keeps in touch,

they won't be upset.

Huh, that's not like my parents at all.

She said it's okay!

Please use the

actual entrance

Ongyoku Bathhouse

Ongyoku Bathhouse

Oh.

We had to take the indoor route.

Reception

Must be rough out in that rain.

Three students.

Huh, wooden plates.

When you take them, they lock.

Enjoying some fun with your friends today?

No.

Enjoy yourselves!

Sponge

Kanamori, what is this thing?

Gentlemen

Ladies

The key for your locker.

You pull here to get the key to come out.

That's adorable!

"Ladies"!

Ladies

The "ladies" curtain that's so famous!

You put your clothes in here? That's neat!

Do you think they'd mind

if I took pictures inside?

They sure as hell would!

So I can jump in here?

That's the rinsing water.

You're supposed to wash off first.

Rules for the Bathhouse

You'll see rules along those lines

in just about any bathhouse.

Like a tutorial

Check this out!

A bucket in each hand!

I have all I need to clean

off in one fell swoop!

You're trying to save water when

you paid to bathe in a bathhouse?!

Stop showing off!

Kanamori, could you do that again?

One more time!

One more time!

Enough already!

Sorry! The movement of the water was just

Can it! And take this!

By the way, Mizusaki,

will your parents be mad about

your clothes getting soaked?

Nah. My parents give me a lot of freedom.

The only times I can

remember them being mad

is when I tried to push the house with

a car in preschool and broke a wall.

And when I tried hatch an egg,

but it rotted instead.

The egg thing! I did that, too.

They said we couldn't have an ostrich as a pet.

An ostrich egg?!

I tried to raise pigs for meat once.

Who does that?!

You know, other than forbidding anime,

your parents seem pretty lenient, Mizusaki.

Yeah. They generally let me do what I want.

I think this stuff about me being an actress

is my dad's idea of trying to

make my mom's dream come true.

And your mother doesn't care?

She totally lets me have my freedom.

I'm more of a grandma's girl, anyway.

An impenetrable barrier!

A barrier

You're pretty tough.

Right back at you.

Huh? Kanamori, are you getting out already?

I haven't eaten yet.

Dining Hall

Dibs on the window seat!

Huh

Look at this!

American

All the Red Crawfish You Can Catch

600 Yen per person

• You can eat any crawfish you catch!

• Boiling and deep frying

on the house!

What a wonderful setup.

Got one! We got one!

These are the ones we caught?

I'd wager they make them purge

mud for a good long while,

so the ones we caught will go to someone else.

We should've marked them!

I'll add a note to the bathhouse log.

Dining Hall

A specially made paddle boat for hot water!

Hey, the rain's stopped.

We should head home.

I guess so.

Asakusa isn't waking up.

Leave her.

We have to take her back with us

Asakusa!

No good. Guess I'm carrying her.

Upsy-daisy

Ongyoku Bathhouse

Thanks.

People are heavy.

Her bag is stupidly heavy, too.

Not lost

Did you wake up?

Exploring

Culture

High School

And then

Blargh!

Pull yourself together!

What's wrong, Mizusaki?

Well, it's about the chainsaw's movement

I didn't want it to just breeze

by like "bzzzt" and "shwooom"

but more like grind, grind, crunch, crunch,

with rocks flying around and stuff,

but I can't get it right.

What about making the screen pan around?

I thought about that!

But then it makes the movement of the

treads more smooth, and less impactful.

Come on over, Kanamori.

How am I supposed to be able to help?

There you go again. Isn't a producer

supposed to develop a discerning eye?

Fair enough.

I just won an argument

with Kanamori

To be honest, I can't imagine

what else you might want to add.

The big movements are satisfying to look at,

so I don't see a problem with

just going with what you have.

I dunno.

Let's try adding sound to it.

As it is?

It changes the whole feel it gives off.

She's right.

Animation otaku go as far as to mute

the sound when they look at something.

It definitely helps convey

the impression of movement.

A technique unto itself.

Having proper sound takes some

of the burden off an animator.

I I hate to admit it, though!

You do realize film basically

consists of images and sound, right?

Have you considered that your vision for animation

is too technical for people

to understand, Mizusaki?

But the people who can understand do,

y'know? Everyone does it.

Think about how pretty it is when

a goldfish's tail is fluttering.

Or swirls of cherry blossom petals

Dancing, too! That's all

a performance of motion!

And anime is another way to appreciate movement?

I'd say it's the best way to appreciate it!

Certainly, considering that

every single motion is something

intentionally depicted by an artist.

It can be a pretty subtle movement,

without a lot of exaggeration,

but the fact that someone

had to draw it out

in order to make it move

gives it a bigger impact.

That's the big difference

from live action.

Think about a rocket. The rocket

itself isn't the cool part.

Yes, it is!

Well, yeah, but what I'm saying is

The trail and clouds of smoke it gives off

are all part of why it's cool!

Exactly!

Which is why this won't cut it!

You want a long shot, like this!

Then a close-up!

And then the uh

The nozzle's skirt.

Mizu

Asa

You see that vibrate!

Kana

You see all of this white

smoke coming from the rocket,

spreading and billowing outwards,

and depending on the location,

it shakes like it's a solid shape!

A big portion of the white smoke

near the launchpad is actually steam

that was vaporized by the rocket as part

of the water sound suppression system.

The water sound suppression

system being—

Stop.

The shake of the security camera!

And as it starts to tilt,

the angle of the rocket and its

exhaust stop being vertical!

The tilt is a big deal.

It continues to expel smoke!

"This is the coolest part of a rocket!"

You've got to make the art

give that kind of feeling!

Then it's like, "Yeah, you really get it!"

"I don't know who you are, or where you are,"

"but I appreciate your attention to detail!"

That's why I want to make animation.

As unpleasant as I find artistic passion,

I think I grasp the concept.

Would you prefer if I said, "I want to

make lots of people smile with my anime!"?

That would actually be more gross, yes.

I think I'm starting to get you, Kanamori!

You have to draw the greatest world

you imagine yourself, after all.

So, Mizusaki, you don't want to make anime,

but are more concerned with animation, huh?

That's what I've been saying this whole time!

There might be someone out there dying

to see the vibrations of a chainsaw.

I want to see the teeth of

the chainsaw jump around,

and those kinds of details

are how I'll survive.

Even if most people don't appreciate it,

I have to do it for myself!

I have to proclaim "Here I am!"

to the people who can appreciate

each individual movement!