01x06 - Ladies on Fire

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- JANAY: You lied to me.

- DONALD: How?

Because the exact same thing

happened to me

when we were together!

Wow.

You're trippin', Janay.

FAROUK: You don't think

this situation is serious.

You got 48 hours. After that,

I can't protect you anymore.

My God,

so would you rather have it be

that I did get arrested?

- Yes!

- Yes!

- What's up, Kirt?

- Heard you were in a timeout.

sh*t!

What? Who are we hiding from?

My dad.

So I guess you're not out yet?

HOHEYBEAR: Look I don't need

to explain myself.

I don't wanna do this anymore.

Honeybear! Are you serious?

Are you like, mad at me?

I said we're good,

so we're good.

I'm over this right now,

I'm out.

KIRT: I'm really sorry,

and I hope you can forgive me.

Come here!

- You say you want to cry

But your tears are dry

- f*ck.

- When I was that way

There's nothing left

to say

- You wanna try?

- How?

- Nothing left to say

- There you go.

Now bend them.

Now let's try to ride.

Whoo!

- Now my lady's on fire

- All right, go really fast now.

I didn't even see you there.

- That's 'cause

you're in the zone.

Hello.

- Hi.

- Um, can you fix

your feet for me?

Can you put one foot right here?

And bend your knees.

- It's a little bit tight.

- Yeah, you can't move your legs

'cause of this stiff-a*s skirt.

Um

- Cuff up?

- Let's roll yeah,

let's roll it up.

- Um

both: It's okay.

- It's just so you

can move your legs.

Here you go.

Does that feel better?

Now try again

and push as hard as you can

and bend your knees like a frog.

- What are you doing?

- Yeah.

- What are you doing?

- We're just teaching her

how to skate.

- Yeah, who told you

to teach her?

- Go inside.

- No, it's okay.

She just wanted to learn,

and it looked like

she was interested in it.

- Yeah, it looked like what?

You know what?

It's none of your business.

And if you don't

get out of here,

I'm gonna call the police.

- Wait, hold on.

Excuse me.

Wh wh

- Excuse you what?

- Um, why?

We're just teaching her

She seemed like

she was having fun.

- No, 'cause this is my kid,

and you don't get to decide

what happens with her.

- We're sorry.

- I'm not deciding.

- Control yourself!

- Well, sorr we're sorry.

- Stop raising your voice.

- Yeah, I'll raise

my voice if I want to.

This is my block,

and if you don't get out

of here in two seconds,

I'm gonna call the police.

I'm not kidding.

- What are you gonna say?

- I'm gonna say there's some

girls who were touching my kid.

- Touching your kid?

- Yeah, it's totally

inappropriate.

- We're sorry.

- f*ck you!

- All right, Camille!

- There it is.

- f*ck you!

- My lady's on fire

- This is not our battle, b*tch.

- All she wanted

to do was skate.

- Yo, let's just chill.

Relax, okay?

We can't just be fighting

people's dads like that.

Okay?

- Since when did you get

all peaceful?

- Since yesterday.

- What happened yesterday?

- I saw the truth, bro.

And once you see it,

you can't not see it.

Well, isn't that

with everything you see?

- What I'm trying to say is,

I realize that it's my fault

that you got arrested,

and I'm really sorry.

I f*cked up really bad.

- It's okay,

and thank you for apologizing.

I'm still surprised you didn't

wanna beat up that guy with me.

- I wanna stop fighting

the patriarchy

and just start helping

the matriarchy instead.

- Yeah, I feel like you should

host another one

of those girl sessions like

the one I met you and Janay at.

- Um, well,

I tried that one time

and nobody came.

- Who cares?

You really gonna let that

stop you from trying again?

Well, f*ck that.

I'll help you.

- Okay, if you wanna help me,

then I'm down to try it again.

f*ck it.

Why not?

You know what I need right now?

- What?

- A hug.

- I don't really

- I don't really hug.

- You do now, b*tch!

What?

What the f

Whoo!

- Look, I tried,

but I don't have your money.

Just let me talk to Karl.

I'll deal with him.

- No, nope.

Not happening.

- Please just call him.

Let me speak to him.

This jacket is worth

so much more than I owe him.

- Let me see this thing.

This is nice.

- It's Gucci, buddy?

There's a nice brocade inside.

Seams are tight.

This is classy.

- See?

- Look, I can't call him

'cause

- Because?

'Cause what?

Did he threaten you again?

Did he say he was gonna f*ck up

your other foot?

Did he say that he was gonna

chop off your pinkies?

- No, I can't

- Wait, is he gonna k*ll you?

Is he really mad?

- No, no!

Because I'm freaking Karl!

What?

- I'm Karl.

- What?

- Yeah.

I made him up.

No, you didn't.

- Yeah.

- No way.

- Yeah.

- Really?

- Yeah, you gave me no choice.

You don't respect me.

You don't take me seriously.

- I took a f*cked-up

modeling job

to try and get your money back.

- What's f*cked up

about modeling jobs?

You did porn?

- No!

They were, like,

being r*cist and sh*t.

- What?

r*cist porn?

- It wasn't porn.

- Damn.

That is f*cked up.

Listen, I just needed you

to be honest with me.

You know?

You seem to, like, withhold

a lot of information.

- What do you mean?

- You think I don't know

that you come down

from the Upper East Side

to play?

You're not from the streets.

- I'm not from

the Upper East Side.

- East, West, same sh*t, man.

- I'm from SoHo.

- What?

- I'm from SoHo.

- So what?

- I'm saying I'm, like like,

I got your back, you know?

I'm, like, the only nice drug

dealer you're ever gonna meet.

There's dealers on every block

and every borough

and every town, neighborhood.

You know what?

- What?

- There's only one Farouk, baby.

- So enough with the shady sh*t.

Own your stee, man.

So you're a rich girl.

Hustle like a rich girl.

That's dope.

Like a Wall Street

business lady.

- I hear you, Farouk.

- Right?

- I really do.

- Okay.

And, you know,

Karl might not barter,

but Farouk does.

This is cracky.

- I'm gonna try this on.

- Man!

- It's a boot!

Hey, what's up, buddy?

Look at him play.

- Does it look good?

- Swag.

Swag!

- All right, we're even.

Okay?

- Okay.

- Let's do this.

Here, hold on to this.

Ma?

Hey, Ma.

- Get that board off my rug.

- Okay.

Yo, I wanted to

- You stole a check from me.

- Okay, so

- You stole a check from me.

- Yes.

- And you thought

I wouldn't notice.

- No, I'm gonna tell you why.

- There's no reason

or explanation

or excuse that you

could give me.

- You're not

- That's it!

- You're not even

gonna listen to me?

- Give me the keys.

- My keys?

- To the apartment.

Give me the keys.

- No.

- Okay, my therapist said

I had to go through with this.

Give me the keys.

- Your therapist?

- Give me the keys!

- Your therapist?

- I'm not even gonna

ask you again.

I'm just gonna change

the locks, Indigo.

- Because your stupid

f*cking therapist said to?

- You're done!

Indigo, I'm done!

- These look good.

- Thank you.

- So what's going on

with you and Ash?

She gonna come?

- I don't think so.

- Why?

- Because I messed it up.

- You "messed it up"?

Why do you think

you messed it up?

- Things just happened.

Well, maybe you guys

just need to talk.

- Can we just drop it?

- Okay.

- All-girl skate sesh.

- Hey, excuse me.

We're having a girl sesh.

Here.

Both: Thank you.

- Come on out.

Tell your friends.

What?

What?

Basic b*tches might skate too.

You don't know.

- Yo, stop, stop.

Here, all-girl skate session.

Come through.

It's gonna be so cool.

- Dope.

- Yeah.

- Thank you.

- Yeah.

- Hey, we're having

a skate session.

You should come through.

- Sweet.

Thank you, dude.

- Ooh, can I get one?

No, because you're not a woman.

Cool.

Well, have fun.

- Um, I'm gonna pay you back

for bailing me out,

but in the meantime,

like, anything you need,

smokes or food or whatever,

I got you C-Town discount.

- Well, now that you mention it,

my living situation

is a little sus at the moment.

The thing is,

I lived with my mom,

but she just kicked me out.

- Wow.

- Why?

- I forged one of her checks

- Damn.

- So I could bail you guys out.

- Wait, what?

- Yeah.

- Dude, I'm so sorry.

- No, but

- I didn't know that that's

- Look, I was in a sticky

financial situation anyways,

and it's not like anybody

put a g*n to my head

and forced me to bail y'all out.

- I guess.

- But I was wondering

if I could stay with you.

- Yeah, I think so.

I just

- I just have to ask my dad.

- Yeah, for sure.

Of course.

Totally.

Or I could ask him.

And, you know, I'm sure

he'll say yes once I explain

how I bailed you out of jail

and

- Okay, okay.

- Saved your life.

You're an as*h*le.

- Hey, what are you doing here?

What are you doing

behind the shelf?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Come over here.

Come here.

Let me see what you got.

- It's for a girl skate sesh.

Good, good.

- Yeah.

- I'm sorry I think

you're stealing.

- That's why I scream to you.

- No.

I wasn't stealing.

- You know how many people

steal in a day?

- I know, a lot of people.

- We fighting every day

with the thief people.

They come in behind the shelf

and steal.

- Sometimes they had put it

inside their pants.

They come in inside

and they steal.

They had, like, ten

The big one soap.

- Ten bottles of soap?

- Ten bottle.

I swear to God.

You can't even imagine.

Inside their

- In their pants?

- Inside their jeans.

- So you caught them?

Yeah.

- We push him behind the door,

beat him up so bad.

- You beat him up?

- Yeah, m*therf*cker.

I f*ck you up!

- Hey.

- Thanks.

- Yeah.

- Thanks.

- Yo.

What's up, 'Nay?

- Hey.

- Um

Look, so I

I saw you took the channel down.

- Yeah, I deleted it.

- Yeah.

Yeah, I figured

that's what happened.

And, look, you know,

I actually get it.

- Hey, we're having

a all-girl skate sesh.

You should come through.

- Thanks.

- You guys doing

an all-girl skate sesh?

That's sick, man.

That's really cool.

So look, I-I just came here

to say that, like

I know I have to look

at myself, you know?

And I just don't think I can

do that without your help.

Um, you know, look,

you're, like, the only person

that's ever been able

to call me out on my sh*t

and, like, in a way that I'm,

like, able to see the truth,

and look, just,

will you help me?

Like, I can't

do this without you.

- Okay, so it's on me now?

That's what you're saying?

- No, no.

Um, I just

I'm broken, Janay.

I

- Broken?

Dog, you look fine.

- You know what I mean.

You know what I mean.

- I don't know what you mean.

I don't.

Like, I'm actually trying

to figure all this

out right now.

I'm trying to figure out

why you're here.

Like, I'm I'm here

handing out these flyers.

I don't know how you found me.

And, like, I haven't been

answering your calls,

and then you come down here

and you tell me

that you're looking to get help,

you need help

but the only way

that you can do that

is if I help you.

- No, it's not that's not

- I feel like you're pressuring

me at this moment to help you.

- It's not like that at all.

It's it's not like that.

It just

Janay, come on, man.

It's me, man.

There's no need to, like,

psychoanalyze anything.

Psych

- How long have we known

each other?

You know, twin brother.

Like, I'm just here

and I'm just

I need your help.

- So now you're the victim.

All right.

Okay.

But hey, I'm proud of you

for wanting to get help,

and good luck with that.

- In the kit,

they give you the leg,

wax strips,

and the body wax strips,

but I didn't know which one

was which, right?

So instead of using the one

that's, like, this big

for your p*ssy

so it doesn't hurt you,

I used the leg one, bro,

and I put it on my p*ssy

and I started ripping it,

and it started bleeding!

So then I had to, like,

carefully peel it off,

and then I had, like, wax

all over my p*ssy

and I had to shave it.

- f*ck that.

I don't do that.

You should just keep it natural.

What do you do, Honey Bear?

You wax?

You keep it out?

- I'm just gonna film,

go back to filming.

- You know what?

Is it look like this?

It probably does.

Look.

The post is getting mad love

on the 'Gram.

It is.

- Mad people are reposting it.

- That's great.

Damn.

- Mad shorties.

What's up with you?

- Bambi.

He keeps texting me,

and I don't know what to say

or if I should respond.

- You're wasting your damn time.

Didn't he dump

the sh*t out of you?

- I don't know.

- Yeah, why you tripping?

Just ignore him.

- I know but it's not

I mean, it's hard because

I don't want us

to have beef or anything.

Like, we're

- That's not beef, bro.

That's just keeping

your distance.

- Yeah, why are you holding on

to Bambi so tight?

Like, is he that cool?

- He's just

I guess he's, like,

really, like

I'm I, like

I'm, like, attrac

I li he's smart.

She's addicted

to what that d*ck did!

- No, I didn't no!

I did not hook up with him.

I swear I didn't

hook up with him.

I just think he's smart

and cool and, like,

he's, like

- Is that what it is?

- I'm, like, attrac

- Smart, he's smart?

- I just

- Is that what it is?

- You think he's smart?

- Yeah.

- He told you he read

"The Alchemist."

- Like, really smart?

He's deep.

- Look, look.

When I need a reminder not

to text a stupid boy back

- "Big d*ck, Little Wallet."

As his contact.

- I'll never text him again.

That's a good one.

- Let me see this.

- No, give it back.

Honey Bear, come on.

Don't

"Wrinkly ba*ls."

That's what she wrote.

- Are they wrinkly, Camille?

- No, I-I never

Guys, I didn't see them.

- Okay, wait.

Let me try, let me try.

Let me see.

- Yo, let me do one.

- Four S'.

- Let me do one.

- No, please don't give her

the phone.

Please don't give her the

f*ck.

- French Braids His Pubic Hair.

- Wow.

- Here you go.

- Yeah, that's real smart

of him.

- That's a good one.

- That's what

intelligent boys do.

- No, they put, like,

white wigs on it or something.

You know,

like George Washington.

- What?

- What?

- What?

What?

A way with words.

- I'm sorry.

I didn't think you'd

actually fall.

Come on.

Come, come here.

Come on, come on.

Come back.

- Just take my phone away

so I don't text him back.

- I can do that.

It's mine now.

- Stop.

What are you doing?

You're always filming.

Is that what you wanna do?

You wanna be a filmmaker?

- I don't know, but the thing

about filming is,

people say things to the camera

that they never say

to your face.

- Yeah?

What do you wanna say?

What do you wanna say

to the camera?

- I'm Honey Bear.

I like anime and horror films.

I'm kind of awkward,

and I know that.

- You leapt

from crumbling bridges

Watching cityscapes

turn to dust

- But I'm on this date

right now with this girl Ash.

- Filming helicopters

crashing

In the ocean

from way above

And, I'm trying not

to screw it up.

- Got the music

in you, baby

- What are you looking at?

- Tell me why

- Get that camera

out of my face.

- Got the music

in you, baby

Tell me why

You've been locked

in here forever

And you just can't

say good-bye

Your lips, my lips

Apocalypse

Go and sneak us

Through the river and you

just can't say good-bye

- You've been locked

in here forever

And you just can't

say good-bye

Ooh, whoa

When you're all alone

I will reach for you

When you feel alone

I will be there too

f*cking move!

- My God!

I'm I'm so sorry!

- You know what I mean?

So it didn't

- All right now, but

- My God.

- sh*t.

- Whoa.

My God.

I've never seen this many girls

on skateboards

- in my entire life.

- My God.

- So neat.

- Yo, there's so many girls!

- Where's Kirt?

- Yo, where are you at?

- Bro, I'm okay,

but I got doored.

I'm in a f*cking ambulance.

- What the f*ck?

Where are they taking you?

We can come to you.

- Stay there, bro.

This session is important, okay?

You gotta represent.

- But you literally planned

this whole thing.

- We did.

Go skate.

- All right, I'm gonna

make sure that this goes right.

All right?

I got it.

- I'm gonna leave now.

What's up, boo?

- You should just start.

Kirt got hit by a car.

She's not gonna make it.

- She died?

- No!

- What the f*ck?

- Is she okay?

- No, I don't mean like that.

I mean, like,

she's not gonna make it here.

She just got doored.

She said we should just go.

- Well, are you guys ready?

- Yeah, come on.

Let's go.

- All right, yo, let's go!

This way.

- Come on, let's go!

- Hey, I saw your video.

- Hey, girl, hey!

Kirt, you should be here.

- Yeah, f*ck.

- Yo, but look.

We're all here.

Look at this sh*t.

Look at what we did.

- What the f*ck?

Yo, guys, we did that sh*t.

My God.

- Yo, you wanna skate?

- That's not funny, b*tch.

I'm disabled.

- Yeah, let's let's go.

- Sunshine,

it's a friend of mine

At the school line, checkin'

all the boys who were fine

We were in line

when we got the first sign

The boy she liked

checkin' out was mine

- I love you guys so much.

- And this time I'm flamed

Cold-blooded in this,

yeah, you know my name

Home girl,

I'm doing my thing

Put it down and in the real,

that's just my game

No hoes,

they ain't the same

Start feeling their stuff,

start acting up

So I'm throwing elbows,

saying "Back it up

Tell my homies on the track,

"Let's wrap it up"

But we go ghost riding

Got the pumps in the back

Let a h* keep hiding

We jump beside it

Stomp the yard, to the club,

on the floor we sliding

Pop a juice

when they see me shine

Fellas take my coat,

hand it on the rec line

Now it's time

and we proceed

Come get with me

if you know my seat

- Sunshine,

it's a friend of mine

At the school line, checkin'

all the boys who were fine

Improved by KID

Enjoy the movie(s) / show(s)

- Hot girls keep looking

Post it up, throwing up,

so mad 'cause I'm looking

I can get your man

and his friend too

All I do is crack a smile

when they fall through

I'm so bad and they so not

Turning my back,

tell 'em go kick rocks

He say, she say,

they say, ""

When I say, you say,

we all say "bye"

I don't take home losers

You come through my hood,

damn right I can school ya

Got my right-hand girl

on the side

The left side make sure

you all right

Ain't my fault

got my girls on my side

We stay calm,

f*ck girls gone wild

And you know

we had to tap it up

Man, I told you once,

yo, that's what's up

- Sunshine,

it's a friend of mine

At the school line, checkin'

all the boys who were fine

We were in line

when we got the first sign

The boy she like

checkin' out what's mine