02x03 - Smoldering Secrets

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Previously on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

They're asking for more bread.

That's, like, 20 pita bread.

No, you didn't
put out 20 of those.

Yes, I did.

My job is to help Natasha,

but if she is lying to me,
I can't do that.

I'm telling you.

I'm just missing some covers.

I'll come out there.

I would never wake my boss

unless it's an emergency
with the anchor.

Rumor has it you haven't
been sleeping enough.

Do you wanna jump in my bunk?

Because I measured it,

and it's 25 centimeters
longer than yours.

No.

What is with this guy?

At the end of the day,
something's gotta change.

How are you doing?

I've nearly finished the master.

Alli's timings are
definitely her weak spot.

I'll be five more minutes.

You guys do your thing.

Oh sh--.

We had an incredible time.

It honestly meant
everything to me.

-Thank you!
-We love you guys!

We did it.

Really impressed with
you guys as a team.

Woo!

The first party,
it's like "Girls Gone Wild."

I'm very undecided on Gary.

Right, there'll be none of that.

Oh, my Lord.

Oh, my God.

It's like the
worst walk of shame

I could ever possibly imagine.

Just have to act
like nothing happened.

Morning.

Buongiorno.

Hey.

Morning, Captain.

Oh, my God,
this is not happening.

Good, how are you?

Holy sh--.

It was a good evening, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

He drank that whole bottle of
whiskey to himself, pretty much.

What?

Good morning, Natasha.

Good morning.

Gonna come up here,
cuddle with me?

-Oh, nothing. Nothing!
-What happened?

-Shut the up.
-Nothing happened.

-Wait, what do you...
-Shut the up.

-...mean, what happened?
-Nothing happened?

Did you?

No, we just slept
in the guest cabin.

Oh, so you didn't kiss?

No!

You're such a liar!

Oh, my God!

You didn't put
your hand on his P?

No, I did not.

Don't ----ing lie.

Yeah, I mean, yes, we did...
we had sex.

Like, that's--I--yeah,
we did, we hooked up.

It's mine and Gary's business.

Nobody else needs
to know the dirty details.

But the details
are a little dirty.

I realized it.

Morning, ladies, how we doing?

I'm wonderful,
how are you feeling?

I'm not feeling too good.

-I imagine.
-I'm feeling like sh--.

Oh, did you switch rooms yet?

No, you haven't,
actually, right?

No.

-Are you going to?
-I don't want to.

I think I'm gonna be forced
to, though, in the end.

Oh, my God.

I don't know where I was,

but apparently I wasn't
on the same boat.

I thought that Gary
and I were kind of flirting.

But yeah, okay, whatever.

Did you think it
would have been Sydney?

No, that surprised me.
That did actually surprise me.

You never trust the quiet one.

You see!

My balance is
just not okay today.

Oh, wow.

Hey, bro, there's no
water pressure.

Yeah, this is
the pressure gauge.

So, the whole thing
is cooking hot.

It just cooled down now.

It should be all right.

It's just starting to behave
properly right now.

-You can go ahead.
-Okay.

A little bit better.

How was last night?

Oh!

Whatever.

What else happened?

Mm-mmm.
No, nothing else, really.

We just cuddled!

There's not much--she might
have given me a cheeky kiss,

if I remember correctly...
um, yeah.

Got yourself in
a pickle, didn't you?

Yeah, I know.

Daisy, Gary, Natasha, can you
guys meet me in the crew mess?

We're gonna have a preference
sheet meeting, thank you.

-Copy.
-Copy.

Okay, I'm gonna sit here,
next to you.

Hey.

-All right, kids.
-Mm.

Here's your mission, should
you choose to accept them.

We have Dr. Nichols
as primary charter guest.

But I've been informed that
due to a family emergency,

Dr. Nichols and her husband
were unable to make their flight

to get here in time
for the charter.

Oh , that sucks.

-What?
-What?

-Hope it doesn't affect our tip.
-We have--

Yeah.

You'll probably find
someone will kind of

naturally take the lead anyway.

Yeah.

Still attending will be
Dr. Nichols' friend, Victoria,

an integrated nutritionist,

and Ryan, a prominent luxury
salesman at Sotheby's.

Also joining the group are
married couple Hannah and Andy.

They're ready to relax

with an endless
flow of delicious drinks.

So, the guests are obsessed
with healthy eating.

They would like
to be surprised at dinner.

Okay, so the guests
will be here

between 2:00 and 3:00
today, all right?

-Lovely, cool.
-Thank you.

Thanks.

Do you want any of this?

What? No.

Did a ----ing crew member
use this head?

You're joking.

Was it done yesterday?

Oh, for 's sake,

yeah, when the guests left,
I checked if it was fine.

So, there is
an unspoken rule:

every crew member knows
that they're not

to use the guest heads ever.

That ----ing really
pisses me off.

Especially when
they've been detailed.

All crew, all crew,

has anyone used the day head
in the main saloon?

I used it last night.

I think it was
used last night, Dais.

Okay, can we please
not use the head?

That was clean and detailed,

and now we need to detail it
after a crew member.

Yeah, copy that.

Should be standard, no?

I don't care if we use the day
head if it's dirty and, like--

Yeah, yeah.

--if we need to
clean it anyway.

But you could tell, because
the little ----ing

boat was there.
Oh, my God.

Take a deep breath.

Maybe next time
I'll go pee in the Jacuzzi.

Oh, no.

So I say just do the stainless,
I mean, this looks all right.

And then just go on
the adhesive remover.

-Daisy?
-Yeah?

Somebody used
the guest cabin toilet.

What? Since...

Since yesterday, when I done it.

There's, like, drips
on the floor, there's...

You're 100 percent sure?

Yeah.

Are you ----ing kidding me?
I'm absolutely livid over this.

That is so ----ing rude.

All crew, please come
to the crew mess.

Okay, guys, let's go.

----ing hell.

He's in trouble.

What happened?

I feel like I'm in trouble,

and I don't even know
if I'm in trouble.

Coming up...

Let me show you something funny.

Two marks there,
they could be hands.

-Where?
-There, look.

I don't know what's happening.

I was sitting
like this last night.

Mm-hmm.

We'll go back to the dock
and get them off the boat.

I've had enough of this.

Why don't you guys
chill out a little bit?

This is, like, the worst charter
I've ever been on.

So, Dani detailed downstairs,
and since yesterday,

somebody's used one of
the heads in the bathroom,

toilet paper has been used,
there's drips on the floor.

Who was it?

Yeah, no deck crew
go down there.

I would never do that.

No one has used
the head since yesterday?

No.

I don't know
what's happened there.

Maybe someone's gone there,
hooked up, used that toilet,

and hasn't ----ing said
anything about it.

Such a d*ck, oh, my God.

Well, obviously, if
no one's gonna admit to it,

there's not much I can do.

But if you don't care about
our department,

we're not gonna give a sh--
about the other departments,

so--

Gary and Sydney slept in
the guest cabin last night,

so it's pretty
obvious it was them.

I am the first person
to be, like, yeah,

let's have fun and drinks.

But, you know, have
a bit of ----ing consideration

for your teammates.

Now poor Dani needs
to clean it again.

It's a pretty sh--
job to have to do,

and especially to
clean up after crew.

It's a literally sh-- job.

If they're gonna be so
sheepish as to not admit it...

We don't wanna take
this the wrong way.

You know, we wanna be looking
out for everyone's department,

all pitch in, make sure
that stuff doesn't happen.

Yeah, it's disrespectful
to the interior, yeah.

Nip it in the bud before
it becomes a bigger problem.

Thank you.

You've got a red face.

Oh, that is hot.

Ew.

Okay, let's foam this table.

Can you throw
some water in, yeah?

Yeah.

Fill it up, there's
a lot of soap in there.

Gary and I haven't
really talked since

we slept in the same cabin
together, but it's fine.

I am just very confused.

A little bit here.

Where?
Oh .

In my head, I was, like,
gonna put him in his place,

being like, no, no, no.

Like, I don't know what
you're trying to achieve.

I'm like, you actually
think, like--

But he's not--he's not--
but we all work together.

Like, we're going to talk
to each other, sorry.

He was, like, flirting
with Alli all night.

I don't care
about the situation.

I think it's quite funny.

Like, I'm just playing around.
Like, I'm not--

No, he is a super flirty person.

Yeah, I'm flirty as well,
but it's just, like--

-Yeah.
-But that's none of my business.

I just don't know--I feel
like you're being

a bit of a four-year-old,

hooking up with your deckhand
and that you should know better.

And the first night out, like...

A hundred percent
agree with that.

-Yeah, yeah.
-So, I just...

Oh.

Yes, ah.

-Hey.
-Hi, what's happening.

-Mm.
-What?

Let me show you something funny

that I've seen in
this bed, you know?

-Which bed?
-This one.

You see that
it's all dirty there?

Where?

There, look.

What do you mean?

Oh, I was sitting
like this last night.

I don't know who was
sitting like that.

.

No, man, she slept here,
I slept here.

And do you think that
anybody's gonna believe that?

Mm-hmm.

What?

Sh--.

I mean, if I was
a detective right now,

that would be very suspicious.

Because the perpetrator

always goes back
to the scene of the crime.

-Bye.
-Bye.

It looks really good.

Hey, quick question, did you
use the Doodlebug up here?

-Yes.
-Okay.

Interesting.

It still looks like sh-- eh?

Yeah, well, there's just marks

that maybe you just
missed them accidentally.

One scrub, and it's out.

All crew, we have provisions
arriving on the dock.

JL!

Got some more for you.

Oh, Bulleit too, this is
good stuff right here.

Guess what you guys are having?
Carrots.

----ing hell, you've got
20 kilos of carrots.

What the is she going
to feed an island of bunnies?

Holy sh--.

Its, like, I didn't know, I just
ordered 10 cases of carrots.

All crew, all crew,
we need to be dressed

and on deck in 15 minutes.

Oh, there's no ice here.

Oh sh--.

Ah!

The clock's ticking,

you got five minutes
to shower and change.

Colin, the ice machine
behind the bar,

there's no ice in it at all.

I wonder if they have, what
are those things called, the--

Yachts.

Here they come.

All crew, all crew,
can we get everybody

up to the aft deck, please?

Let's go, everybody,
please, up to the aft deck?

Oh sh--.

-Whoa.
-It's go time.

Do we got everybody?
Who are we missing?

-JL.
-JL.

Let's go, let's go.

Is that it over there?

Don't be too impressed, because
we see this all the time.

Yeah.

Normally, the primary
brings their guests,

and, you know, the guests behave
because the primary's there.

So if the primaries
aren't there,

the guests are gonna
take advantage of it.

This could potentially
be a nightmare.

Yeah.

Coming up...

Maybe just spray the
starboard side this time,

and we'll do
the port side next time.

Hold.

-Hold, hold, hold.
-Hold.

Maybe strap yourself
onto something.

Yeah, I'm good.

-Oh, my God!

All right, guys,
number two underway.

I'm Captain Glenn.

I'm Victoria, so nice to
meet you, it's a pleasure.

Welcome to Parsifal,
nice to meet you, Victoria.

Daisy, Ryan, how are you?

-Hi, Ryan. Welcome.
-Nice to meet you.

-My name is Alli.
-Hello, Alli, I'm Hannah.

Victoria.

Victoria, I'm Gary,
nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you, Gary.
-Hi, Sydney.

-Sydney? Andy.
-Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

There's not gonna be
a quiz later, is there?

No.

I just wanted to welcome
you on board Parsifal.

Daisy's gonna take you for
a little tour of the boat.

We're gonna get outta
here pretty quick

and go look for some wind,
so we can do some sailing.

-Awesome.
-All right.

-Lovely, thank you so much.
-All right?

Thank you, welcome aboard.

So, this is our c*ck and
we do most of our meals here.

It does not suck.

Yeah.

That's a big suitcase.

This is the main saloon.

Oh, wow, that's beautiful.

That's the one with
the gold bars in it.

Up here, we have fly bridge.

Oh, wow, we'll spend time
in the hot tub, I think.

That's how we usually
cap off the night.

Yeah.

And then we don't know
how we got to bed.

Are you two couples
or one couple?

Our husband stayed home.

-Yeah.
-Oh, okay.

This is my husband.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

You guys can choose, it would
probably make sense for the...

Yeah.

...couple to have
the master, but...

-Yeah.
-...you can fight about it.

I just ask for, like,
a bathroom

with a lot of lighting,
because...

-Okay.
-...this just doesn't happen.

We've got the two twin cabins,
which are both identical.

-Between the twins.
-Take one cabin each.

Yeah, we'll take
one cabin each, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

And then this is the master.

No, no backsies!

So for this charter
I'm gonna put Sydney on nights.

What's going on?

You guys swapping out
the day/night schedule?

Well, I have to chat to
you about that, also.

I'm easy. You guys decide
amongst yourselves.

I'm at night?

Okay.

Yeah.

Yes, very good at
opening oysters.

I want your help.

Our town's famous for oysters--
well, I used to be.

Okay, sure, absolutely.

That would be lovely.

I just need, like,
three jackets steamed.

Yeah, yeah, of course,
absolutely.

And I would like
the Casamigos Blanco

with soda and two limes, please.

Okay, perfect.

Vodka-club, just, like,
a splash of--

do you have grapefruit juice?

Yeah, yep.

Like, a vodka...

Okay, I'll get you those now.

For 's sake.

Oh, perfect.

They want all their
bags unpacked,

and they're already
ordering c*ck.

Look how ----ing good
that picture is.

You only took one.

That's an--I only need
to take one.

What is going on here?

I'll get them their c*ck,

and the two of you
can go down and--

Yep, sure.

I think this is broken.

Mm!

-Ooh, ooh!
-Mm!

-Mm, mm!
-Mm, mm, mm!

We can start carrying up the--

Really?

I did so well on
my first charter.

But I know there is
a problem with Daisy and I.

-Okay, what is this?
-Salmon tartare.

Mango, avocado, ginger.

Oxalis leaf.

Augs leaves.

-Oxalis.
-Oxalis leaves.

Yeah.

I know it's kind of awkward,
but honestly,

I don't give a .

The reason that I am here
is to work,

and that's what I'm going to do.

This is salmon tartare
with ginger,

mango, avocado, oxalis leaves.

Mm.

Internal fan, I think it
was a bad connection.

I think it's fixed.

Deck, deck, deck,
we're ready to get outta here.

So, if you guys get
on the aft deck,

we will start to drop lines.

Copy that, I'm on my way.

It's oysters with pears
and a bit of orange juice.

-It's so good.
-Thank you very much.

All right, you're welcome,
enjoy.

Okay, mate, I'm in gear
with thrusters.

You can start dropping
lines whenever you like. Just

let me know when
they're all on board.

Yeah, copy.

One, two, three.

-All lines on board.
-Copy that.

Okay, that's good.

Oh, that's a hot
picture, actually.

-Is it? Good.
-Yeah.

As long as you like it.

Yeah, I look super hot.

That's port anchor away,
port anchor away.

Copy that, I'm gonna
go full speed.

Ooh!

A little bit of
breeze kicking in.

Let's get to sailing!

Soon as the deck's secured,
come on up.

We're gonna try and get
sails up as quick as possible.

JL, can you take the wheel?

Copy that.

We're gonna go mizzen up first.

Get us turned around
into the wind.

Okay, going up.

Going up.

Dinner's at 8:00.

Do you wanna lead
dinner service tonight?

Yeah, sure.

And then I can help Alli
with turn-downs.

I feel like I'm being
very understanding

and patient with Alli,

but her turn-downs
are still pretty slow.

So, I'm gonna teach her
the way I learned

and see if she sinks or swims.

Get your fins, Alli, because
it's time to start swimming.

Thank you.

That's it.

So, same thing, we're just gonna
keep going, get the main up.

Yeah, roger.

You probably have to
climb up the port side,

because that antenna's
is still there, I think.

I should get around it, because
I can put my foot on this.

The whole sail is covered
in what's called "pedlar."

It's something that's
sewn on top of the sail,

-and it sticks to itself.
-Ah.

You could spray it below
the donkey, that's fine.

I'm gonna spray
it just below the donkey.

Yeah. Are you ready to go?

One second, let me
just get comfortable.

Okay.

You should maybe
strap yourself onto something.

Yeah, I'm good.

-You're good?
-Ready when you are.

Okay, I'm gonna come
down off the lock.

-Yeah, come down.
-Stand by.

Okay, going up.

You can hear, it sounds
like a ripping,

but it's just two pieces of
plastic being separated.

Ooh.

Hold!

Hold, hold, hold!

Hold. You're coming
out of the track.

That's a big problem.

I saw it over there,
it's all torn.

Let me have a look.

Touch more down.

-Stay in--

-Oh, my God, Gary!

Hold.

-Hold, hold, hold.
-Hold.

You're coming out of the track.

Let me have a look.

Yeah, go.

Stay in.

Gary!

-You all right?
-Yeah.

Where's Captain Glenn?

That's a big problem.

The main sail
and the mizzen sail,

they both stay attached to the
back of the mast with a rope.

So, the rope is holding
the sail to the mast,

and that goes all the way up.

That's the only thing holding
the sail to the mast,

and you know, we've got 180 feet
of sail up there, right?

You following me?

Okay, and--

Okay, I'm gonna put
this thing away.

We'll play with it
when we get to anchor.

Yeah, roger.

-You clear?
-Clear!

Okay, so this little boltrope,

if it pops away from the sail,
the whole thing can let go.

It's a big problem.

Let's point off this way...

Lovely.

-You okay?
-Yeah.

-The main sail was--
-The main sail is right--

So the main sail has
got a little boltrope.

-It's detached a little bit.
-Yeah.

But with this much out,
we should be fine.

Do you wanna go down, JL?

You're more than welcome to.

-Ah!
-Thank you so much.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

Oh, wow, he just adjusted it,
and that's insane.

Wow, it's--yeah, you can totally
see how this smooths out.

Hold my drink, I just
need a picture of that.

That's amazing.

Is that big enough?

That's what she ask.

No, it's too small.
I like bigger things.

Ugh!

I know, you scared me.

I wasn't going to fall.

Is it? Thanks,
do you wanna come join?

I'm in a little bit of a
predicament here, I'd say.

I could fall asleep up here.

It's not that
I'm not attracted to her.

I'm attracted to her, for sure.

It's just you never want to
go there with your department.

But my d*ck short-circuits
to my brain, mm.

Would you like a top-off?

-I could do another drink.
-How about you pick for me?

-Oh, no!
-Surprise me.

That's what this experience is
all about, right?

No, I hate that.

Just gimme something--

I'm fruity, gimme
something a little fruity.

-Okay.
-A little masculine.

-You like vodka?
-A little smoky.

Okay, oh, God.

You're going all
over the place there.

Smoldering sparkles, gimme
smoldering sparkles.

Yeah, so I'll just make
him a c*ck

garnished with diamonds,
topped up with a mermaid's fart,

and smoke from a volcano
from the land of Narnia.

Oh, I actually have
strawberry liqueur.

Oh, yeah.

Little bit more, little bit
more, little bit more.

Call it smoldering sparkles.

You asked for
a smoldering sparkles?

Let us know if you like it.

Fire.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

Okay, no problem.

I'm gonna put the sail away.

Keep an eye on
the lazy sheet, please.

Yeah, roger, roger.

Sydney, come on up.
Let's put the mizzen away.

How's that, good?

Yeah.

Hard.

You can go down,
if you want, I think.

-Yeah?
-Mmm.

Yep, at 12:00.
I expect a coffee.

-Expect a coffee?
-Yeah.

Uh-oh, eh?

Come on.

Naughty, naughty, naughty.

Alli, do you have
any small bin bags?

They are in the bilge.

Okay, cool.

As soon as we get in,
let's do the tender first,

then open the door.

JL, JL, Gary.

JL, Gary.

JL, Gary's radioing you.

JL, Gary's calling
you on the radio.

Huh? What?

Gary, Gary, go ahead.

Hey, mate, can you meet
me in the bridge?

Yes, I can, I just have
a coffee on right now.

-Okay.
-It's 6:00, mate.

Yeah, sorry.

Hey, bro, okay, so our plan
is bring in the tender.

Yeah.

Okay, guys, I'm slowing down.

You can start
bringing that tender up.

Yeah, copy, roger, roger.

Colin, you can let it
go, let her go.

Yeah.

Do we like Jean Luc?

-Yes.
-It's cute.

Nice work.
Well done, g*ng.

-Oh, my God, oh, my God.
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

This box gets knocked over,
and it's got lobster carcasses,

and there's all this goo.

Don't breathe through your nose.

There's so many
beautiful sights.

Why is it black,
why is it black?

And the goo smells like death.

Oh, my God, my hands
are all sticky from it.

Oh, trauma!

So, what are we doing?

Whatever you guys wanna do.

We're gonna, like,
set up all the toys.

They're called NautiBuoys,
and they're,

like, floatable pads that you
can lay out on.

I'm down, are you down?

I think you're down
with NautiBuoys.

I've been in quarantine
for eight days,

so I think maybe
I need some NautiBuoys.

-Oh!
-Ah!

Do you think you're still
up for dinner at 8:00?

That's in an hour.

Perfect.

Ah!

Natasha, they want
dinner at 8:00.

No problem.

You wanna get the tow line off,
then coil it how we coil it?

Yeah, I don't--the way
you do it, around the--

Yeah, I haven't done that yet.

Just go over, around,
over, around.

And then wrap it?
Okay.

How's that water?

The wider your stance
is when you stand up,

the more balance
you're gonna have.

All right, so this is
what I need.

Is she doing it?

She's doing what she can.

She's doing great!

-Don't...

Oh, no--no, no, no, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, man, I was
gonna do it, I just--

That's not true at all.

I cannot stand
being micromanaged.

Do not do it.

Look, this is twisted training
that line's all coiled out.

I was also told today not to
drag the lines across the teak.

----ing as*h*le.

Woo!

Ow!

I'm gonna start moving my stuff.

Okay, sweet.

One, two, three.

-Oh!
-Oh.

How is deck?

----ing hell, I need a new
change of deck crew already.

Two of them or one?

I'm not going to answer that.

Ha, ha, ha!

It's really ----ing annoying.

What wears me down about
moving into the cabin

with Captain Glenn
is Gary forced me to.

It's bullsh--.

Moving!

Yeah, moving day commencing.

You're gonna sleep!

I don't know, I'm gonna
be too nervous.

I'm gonna be with the captain.

Dani and Alli, can you
change into your blacks?

Okay, copy.

I'm gonna go change.

-Suck in your cheeks.
-I am sucking in my cheeks.

Okay, so I'm gonna go up there--

What I was thinking you
could do, we hoist it,

run it back through,
and that's it, re-lash it.

-Yeah.
-Cool.

Cool, cool, cool.

You going up now?

All clear.

Gary's gonna go back to that
spot where the sail came

out of the donkey,
take the head off,

get the very
top of the boltrope,

and then feed it up through
the bottom of the donkey d*ck.

It's like your zipper--you can't
start your zipper in the middle.

You've gotta take the zipper
all the way back to the start.

Fingers crossed it gets us
through the rest of the season.

Almost there.

No rush, take your time.

Ready?
One, two, three, work it.

Woo!

Dani, I'm gonna go down and
help Alli with turn-downs.

You just radio me
when you need me.

Looks good.

Interior, interior,
dinner's ready.

We need to move quickly, so
we'll go right from the master,

move to each cabin.

Okay.

Okay.

-Wow!
-Gorgeous.

Oh, I'm so excited.

Bon appétit.

-Wow.
-Whoa.

I don't even like scallops
and this is delicious.

-I don't like scallops, either.
-She loves it.

So with the beds, just make sure
you tuck in all the sides here.

I am dead set that I can show
Daisy that I can do a turn-down.

I'm not sure you should be
using anything on

the granite and stuff, just
water and polishing it clean.

I'm a divemaster.

I've done shark-diving trips.

They just float around
with their fins down,

and they've got their big smile,
with their millions of teeth.

If you have more time and
you'd be getting into

corners and stuff,
we don't have that time.

If I can breathe underwater,
I can definitely make a bed.

I mean, this looks pretty good.

Alli, I'm just gonna
go check on Dani.

Thanks for your help.

Is it still in the donkey?

-Yep, it is.
-I'm gonna go up a bit.

Yep.

Natasha, we're
clearing the starters.

Copy.

Yep, hold.

Is that good on both?

-Yeah.
-That's perfect.

So it should be synchronized
again, that's good.

Not all first mates can repair,
maintain sails,

and work hard with a hangover
the way Gary can.

I'm very impressed.

Wow.

That is amazing.

-Thank you.
-Awesome.

Wow.

No head, no eyes, no shell,
no nothing.

Mm.

Oh, I'm so happy I've got
a big cupboard now.

I'm going down.

-To bed?
-Yeah.

-Yeah, ----ing...
-I am tired.

Jeez.

I know, it's a bit small.

Have a good sleep.

Yeah, good night, Glenn.

Do you have a work list?

Okay.

-Already?
-Let me look at it--

--and see if--and
just add to it.

So you just make
your own work list.

Well, what you need to do,
okay, you need

to find the rigging box,
that's all--

Gary has been all work
and no flirt all day,

and I'm not really
sure what's going on.

Okay, well, just--

Also, the bridge watch thing.

Thanks.

Ah.

-Hey, babe.
-Hello.

What are you gonna
drink now, magnesium?

Hey, Alli, can I give
you a passion fruit?

I just brushed my teeth,
but thank you.

So you're going to bed?

Yeah.

Oh, okay, cool.

Good night.

All right, there we go,
that's better.

-Cap.
-Hey, dude.

Sh-- boy.

Cabin parties.

Bed, lovely.

What time are you up?

6:00.

Man, I'm ----ing sick
and tired of waking up

with a ----ing hard-on
swear to God.

I really hope
I don't wake you up.

Yeah, don't worry about that.

Yeah.

I wouldn't mind giving
----ing old Alli a kiss.

I don't think I'm gonna stay up.

Are you kidding me?

Who are you?

-I don't know anymore.
-I don't know you.

Who's Andy and what
did you do with him?

Ugh.

We need to go to bed.

-Sleep well, Victoria.
-See you tomorrow.

Good night.

Sydney, Sydney, Dani.

Go for Sydney.

The guests have gone to bed.

Roger that.

What are you doing, having
a little wank in there, boy?

All right, I'm done.

How's it going, big dog?

It's good.

How's the new cabin,
more leg room?

Yeah, definitely more leg room.

Hey, good morning.

Oh, morning.

So, Andy's not feeling well.

I think he might have a fever.

Okay.

Yeah, actually, I'm--I'm--
he has a fever.

Okay, can I know what it is,
just so I can--

-101.
-101, okay, great.

Holy .

Last night, he said after
dinner he started to just,

like, not feel well.

Okay, well, let me go
and speak to the captain.

Okay.

And find out what we should do.

Okay.

Hello?

Hey, what's going on?

Andy's not well.

He has a fever of
101 this morning.

He's staying in bed.

-Okay...
-Right.

Okay, great.

Just keep them both in
there for a minute.

-I'll be right out.
-Okay, great.

-Okay.
-Yeah, thanks.

Thank you.

Obviously the first thing
that pops into my head,

that we've got COVID on board.

Somebody's got a bad fever
and they're sick,

it's the first thing
you think of.

It's scary.

-So, Hannah?
-Yes?

I'm gonna take your
temperature really quick.

Sure.

I've just spoken to the
captain, and he asked...

Yeah.

...the two of you would
stay in your cabin,

-just until he finds out...
-Sure.

-...what to do from
the medical person.

That's fine.

Okay, let's see, 36.4.

Do you want me to bring
you some breakfast

and leave it outside
the door or anything?

-I'm okay right now, yeah.
-Okay.

Yeah, I'm good,
I'm okay right now.

Kelly, it's Glenn,
calling from the boat.

We have a little bit
of an issue on board.

Um, one of the guests
has a fever of 101.

-So, we've--
-Okay.

Actually, we've asked them
to stay in the cabin.

Well, we're gonna send
Dr. Laura out to you guys.

Okay.

And we're gonna re-test
all four of those guests.

Okay.

Just keep them in their cabins,
that would be great.

Okay, perfect.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

-Bye-bye.
-Bye.

So, we have one guest
with a fever.

We've got a doctor en route.

We're just gonna
keep them in there for now.

All right.

We have to do so
many corona tests,

we have to do a quarantine,

I don't even know
how this is possible.

But if this guy has coronavirus,
then we're all ----ed.

Is he sick?

Andy's sick, he has a
temperature, so--

-What's his temperature?
-101.

What the ?

Deck, deck, deck, can somebody
meet me on the swim platform?

I see the water taxi
coming with the doctor.

Copy, copy, on my way.

I'll take that one, thank you.

We have a day head,
if you need to change,

you guys can change in there.

Are they all hazmatted up?

Ah.

Okay.

How come you're up so early?

Oh, I couldn't sleep anymore.
What the going on?

One of the guests
is feeling sick.

Oh sh--.

So, your plan now is to sh**t
off and get those to the lab?

Yeah.

As far as your assessment
of the situation?

So, you keep them in
their cabins or hotel.

Yeah.

That's not gonna be pleasant,
but it is what it is.

Gary, Gary, Glenn, water
taxi's pulling up right now.

Yeah, roger, on my way.

Good morning, how are you guys?

Thanks, Kelly..

I'll look for an update
from you.

So, now we gotta wait, eh?

Yeah, we gotta wait
for the results.

All crew, all crew,
could I get everybody

into the saloon?

That doesn't sound good.

So, one of the guests, Andy,
he had a high temperature.

So, after speaking
with the medical staff,

I've decided that we'll
go back to the dock.

Do they have COVID?

The only possibility is to
put them in a hotel room

back in quarantine
and get them off the boat.

If this is for real, does it
mean that we have COVID as well?

Does it mean that
we go into quarantine?

If we have a positive on board,

we go to a whole new level,

because then we can all assume
that we may have been exposed

before he was
showing symptoms, right?

This is so ----ed.

You guys can all start
getting ready to leave here,

so thank you very much.

Let's hope for a negative.

We have to take
all the precautions.

Hey, we've decided
to move back to the dock.

Right now, we can't allow
you to do that.

This is, like, the worst
charter I've ever been on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's really expensive
to sit in a frigging box.

So, let's make our way back.

Yeah, we're following
the protocols correctly.

Why don't you guys chill out a
little bit, catch your breath.

Here, I'm gonna give
you this radio.

Yeah.

Anything you need,
you can just call.

We'll come
and we'll deal with it.

-Okay.
-All right?

Thank you.

We have to isolate
them, obviously,

but we still wanna serve them.

It's just critical that
we adhere to the protocols.

So, it's a delicate balance.

That's a spare?
I'll take that radio, thank you.

We are good to go, Glenn.

Okay, Colin,
we're probably gonna start

coming ahead on the chain.

Would you like any coffee
or anything to eat?

Just black, sure.

Four shots on deck.

Anchor's in the pocket.

I'm gonna leave these
here for you.

-Thanks.
-Okay, you're welcome.

Okay, I'm going up
to full speed, thank you.

That's a roger.

We're really shook by this,
you know?

I know, it's bizarre.

Okay, Colin, you can let
port go, let port go.

You're in 10 meters of water.

Distance to stop, five meters.

Three and a half shots.

Okay, let's get your lines on.

One meter.

Okay, that's perfect.

All crew, all crew,
they're gonna come up

with their own stuff,
walk off the boat,

and head straight to quarantine.

If you guys wanna
put those masks on,

we're kinda ready for you.

So, are we, like, saying bye?

There's a chance
they're not coming back.

Right, but then there's also
the chance that they do.

If this guy does
have coronavirus,

it's just gonna be an extremely
messy situation for everyone.

We'll just get you to go out
the starboard side here.

We're gonna get results
as quick as we can,

and we'll keep you guys
posted on what's going on.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Thank you very much.

-Bye.
-Bye, guys.

Depressing.

We're just getting started.

We thought we could
pull this off.

Okay, guys, thank you.

And now this could be it.

Next, on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"...

I guess we just have to wait
for the tests

and just hope it's back
in the next hour or two.

You guys can have
a couple drinks tonight,

but don't go crazy.

Whoa!

Hey!

JL, I dare you to kiss Dani.

-Do it!
-Hurry up!

Yeah!

I think I'm gonna hook
up with Alli tonight.

I'm just so confused.

Oh, hello.

Sh--, Gary.

See ya, bye.