Interior, galley, we're gonna
start getting sails up.
We'll be heeling in
about eight minutes.
When you go sailing,
you never really know
what the conditions
are gonna be like.
If it were easy,
everybody would be doing it.
She's cranked over, look at her.
- Ooh, we sailing!
- Ooh!
Do it on your booty.
[crashing]
Did you guys enjoy that?
- Yeah, that was...
- Yeah, that was fun.
Do it again, do it again!
I'm looking for a
strong sailing crew.
They need to be able to think
on their feet, can't overreact,
and they need to leap
into action
when the sh... hits the fan.
Daisy, six espresso martinis.
Three shots of ozu,
but chill it first.
I'm gonna stab him with
this ****ing knife!
Going into this season,
I hope that
I don't fall out with any
of my crewmembers.
I'm going to ****ing punch
that mother... er
in the ****ing knob.
So, I think I've learned
to not hook up with a chick
the first night we go out...
maybe not even the second night.
The third night is debatable.
Careful, careful, careful!
So, this season I wanna just
do a good job,
make a sh... ton of money,
but I do enjoy a little bit
of drama here and there.
It keeps me in tight.
You love it, eh?
Ooh, yeah.
I grew up in
Caracas, Venezuela.
People can feel the passion
of my food when they eat it.
I make people cry before.
Oh, my God, look at that.
I have a gift.
I do definitely
go ba*ls to the wall.
I would consider myself
a Chihuahua...
I'm little, but
I'll bark and I'll bite.
Okay.
Whoa, whoa!
- Uh-oh!
- Whoa.
Okay.
[bleep] that's a
breath of fresh air.
I have grown up as kind
of one of the boys.
Am I the most awkward
deckhand you've ever...
- Yes.
- Worked with?
I have two older brothers,
so growing up it was kinda
like learn how to fight back
or get farted on.
Do you want some eggs?
You wanna poach her eggs?
[laughing]
Oh ****ing hell.
I came into yachting because
I was told stewardesses
were so good-looking.
Hey!
Woo!
Everyone thinks here's
some young, silly deckhand.
[bleep]
Don't let
the baby face fool you.
I know what I'm ****ing doing.
I think people
underestimate me.
- Good job, Ash.
- Yeah, good job.
I've been told that I look
innocent, but I'm not.
Oh, my God.
I get what I want.
There's a very high
expectation on a superyacht.
We've got a lot on our plate.
It's high stakes.
Whoa... whoa!
Oh sh..., it got my head.
It's taken the top of
his scalp off.
Oh, my God.
They're gonna break.
Ah!
[bleep] I'm over this, eh?
I'm ****ing over this.
So drunk.
Oh!
Ah!
All crew, all crew, I see
the guests coming now.
Oh, oh, oh!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Opa!
*BELOW DECK SAILING YACHT*
Season 03 Episode 01
Episode Title: "Tom Foolery"
Aired on: February 21, 2022.
Uh-oh, you guys thought
you could get rid of me?
Mm, mm, mm, I'm back
and ready to rumble...
No.
All ready, then?
Ready for a new season?
Ready for a new season.
- Yeah?
- How about you, you ready?
Yeah, I'm excited,
looking forward to it.
I love sailing in Spain,
especially the Balearic Islands.
Menorca is spectacular...
the beaches.
I live here, I have
an apartment here.
But I first came
here in 1984
and I fell in love
with it back then.
I'm looking forward to
being able to sail the boat,
because we never get
to sail Parsifal...
- No.
- When it's just us.
After last season, I offered
Gary a full-time job.
Have a look at this one, Gary.
He knows the boat really well.
I can depend on him,
I can trust him.
Well, he's not my best friend,
but we're good buddies,
you know?
It's kinda odd to see
a CV without a photo.
Yes.
Since last charter season,
Gary just has
a bit more respect for his job,
for Glenn, for myself.
I've worked hard
to be where I am.
It's taken 11 years to become
a chief officer on a 55-meter.
It feels good.
I have a lot to teach,
so I hope you've got a team
that's willing to learn.
What time are the crew arriving,
Glenn, do you know?
I think pretty soon.
Straight into the thick of it.
[yawns]
Glenn!
Hey, how are you?
Good!
Yay, I'm so excited to be back.
Wow, so good
to see you.
You, too.
I'm back to work.
I mean, I'd rather be on the
beach, but a girl's gotta eat.
Yeah, I'm excited to be back.
- How've you been?
- Good, yeah.
What have you been up to?
Yeah, I left here, went back
to my old boat for a bit,
and then I joined a boat,
but we didn't have guests on.
This is the first charter
I've done since last year,
which is kinda scary.
I'm like, do I remember
how to be a stewardess?
I feel better prepared
coming into this season.
My role as a chief stew is,
you know, I'm the kind
of puppet-master.
- Thank you.
- Hey!
- Hello!
- Hello.
- How are you?
- Good, thank you.
You, too.
But if the team looks good,
I look good.
So, I'm really hoping
that the team
will learn real
quick I'm right...
I'm always right.
So, cabin arrangements.
Because there's four
girls on board,
we'll have to take
the three-person cabin.
- Yeah, that's fine.
- Because the chef's a male.
That's fine, take the
three-person, that's fine.
Ugh!
Good thing you travel light.
And I haven't
left the boat, so geez.
- No one else is here.
- No.
I can have a coffee.
Yeah, I'm also gonna
have another coffee.
- Ooh.
- Okay.
Hey, mate, can I give
you a hand there?
- I'm good.
- Yeah?
- Gary.
- Marcos.
- Marcos, nice to meet you.
- Glenn.
Captain, Marcos,
nice to meet you.
Hi, I'm Daisy nice
to meet you.
Marcos, nice to meet you.
- Where are you from?
- Venezuela.
- Venezuela? Okay!
- Yeah.
My background
is Italian-Venezuelan,
so I grew up eating pasta,
but also plantains.
- Where are you from?
- South Africa.
- I'm Irish.
- It's like the UN in here.
Food truck, not even
have air condition.
You're gonna be
in the cabin with...
Me.
Three of us bunking, boy.
Oh sh...
Your cabin is
the first one on the left.
This can be you,
so you don't wake us up.
Yeah.
We're gonna have
a good season, buddy!
Yeah.
- If you wanna...
- Yeah.
Store stuff underneath
the seating,
that's all empty for
you to store stuff.
Okay, great.
Hi, I'm Kelsie.
- Nice to meet you, I'm Daisy.
- Nice to meet you too.
- This is Gary.
- Hello, Gary.
- Hi.
- Kelsie.
Hello, Kelsie,
nice to meet you.
- You're deck?
- Yes.
Okay, cool.
I'll show you your cabin.
- Thanks, Dais.
- Cool.
You can have a choice...
do you wanna share with me?
Yeah.
Oh sh...
Knock-knock!
Welcome aboard.
Thank you!
- How you doing, I'm Glenn.
- I'm Gabriela.
- Nice to meet you, Gabriela.
- Nice to meet you!
People who love me
would describe me as funny,
loyal, passionate...
- I'm Daisy, nice to meet you.
- Gabriela.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Hi, I'm Gary.
I like to bust ba*ls.
Kelsie, nice to meet you.
Hi, Glenn, nice to meet
you, welcome aboard.
Hello, Kelsie, nice
to meet you too.
So, this is your cabin.
You can have top or bottom.
Make your bed, unpack your
stuff, get yourself settled.
Wait for the other stewardess
and we'll get started.
The wheels don't work
on your bag.
I know, it's been through a lot.
- Hi!
- Oh, hi, how you doing?
- I'm Ashley, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Ashley.
- I'm gonna be one of your stews.
- Welcome aboard.
I'm excited to be here!
Look for Daisy,
and she'll get you
sorted with a uniform
and all that.
Okay, great.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hello, Gary.
Hi!
- I'm Daisy.
- I'm Ashley.
Nice to meet you, welcome.
This is Gabriela, Ashley.
Nice to meet you, Ashley.
So, you two are
gonna be roomies.
Awesome.
I hope you don't mind,
I grabbed the bottom bunk.
Oh, no, that's fine.
- Hey.
- Hey, bro, what's up?
- I'm Tom.
- Gary, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, brother.
- Hi, Kelsie.
- Hiya, nice to meet you.
This is your uniform.
- How's it going?
- Here's the captain.
- How you doing?
- Tom, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Tom,
welcome aboard.
How you doing?
Where are you arriving
from today?
I've come from
the Lake District.
You probably don't
know where that is.
- I do know the Lake District.
- Oh, you do?
Windermere, that area.
- That's it!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Supposed to be really
nice, yeah.
It's beautiful.
I grew up in Windermere in
the north of England,
which is just full of,
like, mountains, fells,
more sheep than people.
I'm a bit of a country boy.
- Whereabouts yourself?
- I got a place in Palma.
So, you're a local.
When you go around,
everyone's like, "'Sup!"
I've worked on motor yachts
for three years now.
This will be
my first sailing yacht.
Without sounding c*ck,
the only part that's different
is the sailing bit.
How hard can it be?
You're bunking with the captain.
- Okie-dokie.
- El Capitano.
He's gonna be my best friend.
Yeah.
Beautiful sailboat,
it's beautiful.
This boat? Yeah.
Yeah, it's a nice boat, huh?
Hey, sea doggy-dog!
[chattering]
It feels so good to
be back on Parsifal.
I'm super excited to see Gary,
he's my boy.
Hey, man.
Good to see you again, yeah,
feeling good, you too.
But I'm most excited
to work with Glenn again.
I think he's got
an amazing leadership style.
- Sounds like trouble up here!
- Yes, sir!
How are you, dude?
Good to see you!
- Ah!
- Ah!
If Captain Glenn asks you
to come work for him,
you just say yes, because you
know it's gonna be a good time.
How's it going, brother? Colin.
Hi, Marcos, nice to meet you.
- Marcos?
- Yeah. Nice to meet you, man.
Yo, sea dog,
we have the triple, bro?
- No way.
- Yeah, I know.
Ramekins for a party
of 2,000 people.
- I've got your radios here.
- Cool.
So, second stew and third stew,
I don't know who's
who out of you two.
Hey, Gary?
Do you speak Spanish?
How's your Spanish, good?
This washing machine works, no?
Okay.
Daisy, where are you from?
Dublin.
I've never been to Europe, so...
What?
You've never been to Europe?
No.
That's okay, it's exciting.
- For me...
- Daisy!
Ah! [Bleep]!
He scared me too,
and I saw him coming, Jesus.
You sh... head!
Oh, how you doing?
- Good!
- Good to see you!
All crew, all crew, I'd like
to get everybody together
in the c*ck to have
a quick brief
before we get started
on the season.
Copy that.
- Hello, I'm Marcos.
- Hi, Gabriela.
Nice to meet you, Marcos.
- Hi.
- Hi, I'm Tom, nice to meet you.
I'm Daisy.
Hi, Ashley.
Ashley is a head-turner.
- Cool, yeah.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
Hopefully her personality
is just as nice as her face.
All right, so first of all,
I just wanna say I'm really
excited for this season.
I'm excited to have some
new faces, some familiar faces,
some interesting faces... no.
So, I just wanna
go over some rules.
Obviously, there's no
drinking on charter,
so when there's guests on board,
there's no drinking.
One of the most important things
for me is the communication.
Last season, we had
some communication errors
between the different
departments,
and it led to problems that
we didn't really need to have.
I didn't have a
communication problem,
everyone else had a
communication problem...
mainly, they didn't
listen to me.
If you can see something's
not going quite right,
instead of me being chief
b*tch, as per usual...
- What's the sauce?
- Hollandaise sauce
He didn't say eggs Benny.
Are you sure he wants?
Normally, poached eggs
comes with this.
Take that back for me.
No one ever ****ing
listens to me, ever.
No one supported me, and
this season, I want respect.
So, I'm gonna be keeping
a close eye,
especially your two departments,
very important.
Yeah.
Ten years of yachting,
this is what I expect.
Coming up...
- Bottom's up!
- Oh, my God!
We haven't even started our
charter season yet, holy sh...
We got a lot to do today.
If you guys all finish in time,
you guys can spend a
little time
this evening getting
to know each other.
But it is a school night.
Glenn's famous last words.
Yeah, I mean, you know,
I want you to be responsible.
I don't wanna have anyone
drunk on the dock tonight,
that's my point, okay?
- Sweet.
- Thank you.
- Okay, to the wash locker, guys.
- Yay!
All the cleaning products.
Toilet papers,
everything's down here.
We're gonna soap and scrub
today,
and then tomorrow's just
a detail.
Got it.
Work your way from the top
to the bottom.
You can make the bed.
I don't know why there's
10 million pillows.
Okay, what's empty?
We can throw those.
Yeah.
You would say you're a sailor
more than a motor chick?
Yeah, well, I've never
worked on a motor boat.
I've only ever worked as,
like, a little skipper.
I went to Yacht Week Croatia
with my cousin as
a guest in 2015.
I was like, ooh, they have
the coolest job ever.
So far this year I was
mostly on, like,
50 to 52-foot monos,
and then 40-foot caps.
I've come full circle,
from being a guest
to now a skipper and
running my own boat.
On average, I have eight guests.
I'm in charge of their safety,
I plan excursions for them
I've never worked on
a superyacht, though.
Parsifal is
exponentially bigger.
It's like a Great Dane
versus a little Chihuahua.
I did the whole full-time
job thing and was like,
eh, I can make more
money hanging out
with my friends in Croatia
on a yacht.
[laughing]
- Do you...
- Ah!
- Oh, [bleep] me!
- What the [bleep]!
- I gave you a fright.
- Yeah.
Do you have a minute to talk?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so when was the last
time you worked on a boat?
2017.
I did it for many years,
and I just...
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
I'm pretty easygoing.
I don't really...
No, I'm not strict, but if
I'm telling you something,
don't ever take it personal.
It's not my opinion,
it's things I've overheard
or things that
they've told me.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I don't...
My ego, I leave it
outside always, so.
Being the new guy,
I'm not scared of that.
I cooked for Shakira,
Jennifer Lopez, Beyoncé,
Jay-Z, Alicia Keyes, Beckham...
I know what I'm doing.
I think we'll
have a good season.
All crew, all crew,
provisions are on the dock.
Oh, [bleep].
Okay, we've gotta
make a train here.
We'll go straight
into the galley.
The meat.
[whistles]
Do you like Colin or Col,
or just Colin?
Whatever you want, mate.
Is my drinks order here now?
Sea dog, are there
drinks in there?
It's a bit early,
don't you think?
No, are there drinks
in the truck?
Yeah.
- That's it?
- Yes, ma'am.
How long have you been yachting?
Almost a year.
How about you?
Today is my
one-year anniversary...
Oh, sh**t!
Since I got my first
proper yacht job.
Yeah, on my first boat
I ended up being sole stew...
- Yeah.
- ...on a 142-foot.
That scares me.
I've been sole stew, deck stew.
Yeah.
Hopefully, yeah.
Growing up I always wanted
to be the best at everything.
I got straight A's all
through high school.
College, I worked my a*s off.
And now, I wanna be
the one that's in front
of the guests making
drinks, entertaining.
I definitely wanna be
a chief stew someday.
I know I'm ****ing good
at what I do.
- I am out of shape.
- The story of my life.
[whistling]
Are you done with these?
I haven't washed them yet.
Look, you got your little...
I'm not done with that yet.
Wow, you guys think about
sex all the time, like...
I don't.
Yeah, I know you do, I can tell.
Do you have a boyfriend or
a girlfriend?
Single as can be.
Same.
So tell me, what
are your thoughts?
Yeah, I think Tom might
be your age.
I can just tell
by his look.
See, I don't usually
go for guys my age.
Hi, how are you doing?
I think we're all right.
It looks good.
Gary, Marcos, and Daisy, can
you guys meet me in the saloon?
We're gonna have a
preference sheet meeting.
- Copy that.
- Copy.
All right, here we go again,
huh?
- Pass those along.
- Thank you.
Okay, so, first charter
guests of the season.
We've got the primary guest,
McCordia Young.
He's a talented real estate
investor at the top of his game,
and he's gathered his group
of friends,
all hardworking business
owners in real estate,
to celebrate Black
entrepreneurship.
- Wow.
- Good for them!
This group are looking
forward to beautiful scenery,
flowing c*ck, and a
five-star dining experience.
They are from Washington, D.C.
I've been there before, so...
They all seem to
like the spice, huh?
Yeah.
Just gone do some Italian,
some Indian, and some American.
On day two they want to
do a nice beach picnic.
And then night two, they want
to celebrate Aliya's birthday
with a hip-hop, we
don't stop pajama party.
They are hoping that
the yacht crew
will dress up
with them as well.
I actually did bring my pajamas.
Yay.
This seems like a
good group, you know,
to get us into
the swing of things, right?
Here we go.
Meeting adjourned?
Thank you!
- Yay, season's started!
- Charter season!
Speaking Spanish...
This is Daisy calling
from Parsifal III.
We are picking up
charter tomorrow,
and they have requested
a hip-hop theme party.
I've never left a boat
with a bad rep.
- Yet.
- Yet.
We were thinking,
like, big, gold chains,
anything kind of '90s.
- Thank you so much. Bye.
- Bye-bye.
Ashley, Gabriela,
would you mind
meeting me in the crew mess?
Copy.
So, one of you guys
will be on nights
and one of you guys will be
on days for the first trip,
and we'll alternate you.
We're gonna have you
on nights first, Tom,
and then that makes you
on days first.
Cool.
Okay, so you're both
pretty green,
and Gabriela, you have a bit
more bartending experience.
Do you feel comfortable to stay
up with the guests, like...
- Yeah.
- Serving drinks and stuff?
- I'm a night owl.
- Perfect, great.
Yeah.
I used to work in night life.
I'm used to it.
But I love when I hear that
you feel comfortable, and yeah,
I saw that you have
bartending experience. So...
Yes!
[bleep]
It's more pressure.
Are you ready for that?
"I'm ****ing 33, dude,
let's more this ****ing up."
- No more time to waste.
- And you'll be fine.
Coming up...
[bleep]
You're naughty, yeah.
Someone's come out of their
shell after a couple of drinks.
I don't just want to jump
to the first person
that gives me attention.
Don't put me in this situation.
We have friends who
talk together.
Gabriela, you have a
bit more experience.
You're gonna be second stew.
Yes!
You're gonna be on mornings,
you're gonna be on lates.
So, I'll be on middles,
but I want you both to
be able to do everything.
You're second stew,
you need to guide Ashley.
- I think we're good, I'm good.
- Great.
Oh, look at that,
it's magic.
How are we looking,
is that us pretty much done?
Should we have a beer,
what do you reckon?
Let's do it.
- Girls?
- Yeah?
How are you doing?
Good.
She's almost done in there,
and this just needs
to be done, and then...
It's fine, we'll do it tomorrow.
- All right.
- Let's go for a drink.
Boom.
Plastic cups?
What?
I'm sorry, did you
want crystal?
No, no, no,
just glass would be good.
We could have another one, yeah.
Cheers.
- Yeah.
- No, I'm not!
- It's very salty.
- That's very nice.
Colin wants to have
a team meeting.
Yeah, I see that.
You guys are dicks.
So, we're all back.
If we do the same thing, we're
gonna have the same result.
No, let's do the same thing,
exactly how we did, but...
But a little bit better.
You admit that, right?
Where'd everyone go?
The OGs went up to the...
I haven't even
been up there yet.
How's your team going, Dais?
Who's your second stew,
out of interest?
So, Gabriela.
I quite like her, she's...
- She's quite cool.
- Probably because she's my age.
- Oh, really?
- Okay.
Oh, who are you
gonna hook up with?
No one.
You, Dais!
Come here!
- Get the hell away from me!
- Mwah, mwah, mwah!
- Get off of me.
- You loved it.
It's vile.
No, you are gonna hook up.
This is official...
This is heads of department.
Who the [bleep]
do you think you are?
- I just came for a ciggy.
- I beg your pardon?
Please, please, may, please...
Get the [bleep] out of here!
I love meeting a new crew,
because I feel like if I
just come in
and act like your friend,
we're gonna be friends
eventually anyway.
- Who?
- Ashley.
[laughing]
- Okay, Connor MacGregor.
- Yeah.
Get off your high ****ing horse.
And I am Peter Pan.
Ashley.
Ashley, Ashley, Ashley.
Don't...
Just kidding, I'll drink it,
like the man that I am.
Should I do this cabin now?
Cheers, guys.
To our new season.
Are you gonna get in the hot tub
this year?
This is my question.
This year? He has a girlfriend.
No, but... yeah, but it's
a different girlfriend.
Guys with girlfriends
are allowed to go in hot tubs.
Whoa!
Oh, you never met my last one.
I was, like,
"Get in the hot tub,"
and he's like,
"Absolutely not."
I'm like, "I'm not gonna have
sex with you in the hot tub."
You wanted to, though,
so that was the problem.
Daisy, you horny b*tch.
I would have sex
with anyone, but...
- I'm joking, I'm joking.
- No, she's not.
Ah!
Hello?
What you looking for?
This is lame, but you share
a room with the captain,
so this is way
better than that.
That's, like, a turn-off.
Do you have a boyfriend?
- No.
- Oh.
- Do you want me to be honest?
- Yes.
Tell me, yes.
Go, I'm listening.
If I had to pick, it would
be between the two of you.
- Who's that?
- The two of you.
No, no, no, pick him, please.
He's way better.
No, but he's
blonde-haired, blue-eyed;
That's, like, my
stereotypical, like, go-to.
But how old are you?
So, I'm 23, and I usually
go for, like, 28 to, like, 34.
- We're not battling.
- My age range...
Wait, let me...
- No... no, it's, like...
- He's your boy.
Just because I'm younger
doesn't mean
I don't know what I'm doing.
Come here.
But also, I need to get
on with Gary,
so if he's interested in Ashley,
I need to take a back seat here.
- You're a stewardess, right?
- I'm not making your bed.
I need a stewardess's expertise
to show me how to make it properly.
Oh, [bleep], no,
I'm not making your bed.
How do you not know
how to make your bed?
Yeah, I think I know how
to do the pillows.
I'll do the pillows.
I'm basically, like, training
you to do your job...
What's my reward?
I'll give you a massive
high-five.
That's, like, one of
the coolest high-fives,
because it makes
a slapping sound.
There's another pillowcase here.
I can think of
other things that
make slapping sounds
too that are cool.
[laughing]
I'm in a bit of a
predicament here,
because I feel I was the cause
of a lot of drama last season.
Gary and I have a connection.
You should be angry
at him, not me.
I have... ed up, and
I'm sorry to cause a stir.
But the feelings I have for
Alli is not the same feelings
I have for you, and
I'm so sorry
to put that out
bluntly like that.
Not many people can admit that
they are an idiot, but I can.
I hate being on the top.
Don't worry, I don't mind
being on the top.
I'm not gonna make
the same mistake twice.
You know, I don't
just want to jump
to the first person
that gives me attention.
[bleep], you're naughty, yeah.
Someone's come out of their
shell after a couple of drinks.
Daisy's, like,
"We gotta go to bed."
Oh, I don't care.
We're picking up at,
like, 3:00 p.m.
- I'm like, hell, bottom's up!
- Yeah.
No, I've already poured it.
Tequila and Coca-Cola?
To the Coke or the tequila?
To the tequila.
- ...don't piss off me.
- Oh, dear.
- I need a drink.
- Let's go.
- Oh, my God!
- Hey!
No, Daisy wants one.
Daisy...
Daisy!
What's my name?
Your name is Daisy!
You want me to hold your head?
[laughing]
- Are we going to the bow?
- For now...
Why, what's happening
in the bow?
- For now...
- A little chit-chat.
Okay, cool, I can't wait.
Oh, God.
Tom reminds me of myself
when I was that age...
just super keen to have
a good time,
not really thinking
about the consequences,
and taking things
a little bit too far.
Oh, this is gonna be your
first day, look.
Why am I spilling?
Cleaning this sh...
Tomorrow, boy.
We haven't even started
our charter season yet.
Holy sh...
Glenn, Glenn, Tom.
See you at 8:30.
I know that I said, like,
Tom is, like, blonde-hair,
blue-eyes, like,
that's my type to a T.
There's your boy,
there's your boy.
No, he is my type too, see,
but he's...
I go for, like, 27 to, like...
how old are you?
- Thirty-three and a half.
- Thirty-four, I...
[laughing]
I go for like 27 to 34.
What, are you trying to
tell me you're into me,
is that what
you're getting there?
What? Oh, my God.
I'm gonna head in.
Good night.
See you guys in the morning.
Blegh.
You're pretty cute,
I'm not gonna lie...
He's not your friend,
you met him today.
Blegh.
It doesn't take me long
to make a friend.
- So, if I kiss you...
- Are we not friends?
Are you gonna ****ing...
Yes, so don't put me
in that situation.
...shut me down?
Don't put me in that situation.
We have friends
who talk together.
Oh, my God.
You are the naughtiest
person I ever met...
-ever met in my life
-It's just a kiss.
You're the naughtiest
person I've ever met.
If my friend tells me that
he thinks a girl's cute,
I can't pursue that girl.
We have friends who talk
together.
You are the naughtiest
person I ever met...
-ever met in my life
-It's just a kiss.
You are the naughtiest
person I've ever met.
Mm-mmm, mm-mmm, mm-mmm,
no, no, no.
No, you're naughty!
Stop it!
I told you no, Jesus.
No...
He won't know.
Excusez-moi, guys,
I have to go and sleep.
Good night.
- What the [bleep]?
- I'm trying to help you up.
I don't need your help.
Yeah.
Don't wake Glenn up.
- Hup!
- Don't wake Glenn up.
All right, good night,
everyone.
All right.
I don't wanna go to bed.
Captain.
[text chimes]
Mm, whoopsie.
Say again?
You don't?
What do you mean?
All right, guys,
you've obviously...
you guys have this
place very clean.
Did you guys k*ll
this tequila or not?
- I have.
- Not your ****ing deckhand!
No, I...
Your ****ing deckhand, Tom,
made that mess, we didn't.
Ing Gabriela
cleaned everything up.
Your deckhand is a sh... show.
[vomiting]
You go, girl,
you go, girl, yes!
What are you doing,
SCUBA-diving?
That isn't ****ing... eww!
[groaning]
Do not ****ing to... eww!
You all right?
Hm?
So, what's your plan?
I'm gonna drink more.
- Whoa, Daisy!
- Whoa, girl!
Daisy.
A little shot.
A little shot.
- That's yours.
- Do it ****ing...
No, that's got your name
written all over it.
- I swear to God, Daisy.
- Daisy!
We've already shared it,
do it, please.
- Oh, God.
- Do it!
- Don't be a little b*tch.
- Yeah.
I'm such a little b*tch.
Gary.
- Can we finish our beer?
- No, let's go.
Oh.
We've got a charter tomorrow.
Ing Tom is man down.
- What do you mean?
- Go have a look in the mess.
- You're kidding.
- ****ing hell.
I don't wanna be the buzz k*ll,
but I need to make
the point of
why you don't do
what you just did.
We're picking up
guests tomorrow.
Get your asses to bed.
Oh!
What the [bleep] are you doing?
I was trying to do...
I was trying to do
the right thing.
Mate!
Yeah, fair enough.
Oh [bleep] that's
not a good look.
You okay, buddy?
Can I get you some
water or anything?
Perfect example of what
not to do on a school night.
Let him do his thing.
We're going to bed.
Night, Tom.
[snoring]
[bleep]
I am sh... ting myself right now.
I just wanted to have a
few beers, let loose,
prove to everyone that
I can drink
just as much as everyone else
and have a good time.
This is the worst start
to this boat
that I could have asked for.
Jesus, bro.
It's so embarrassing.
Morning.
How are you today?
Good, good.
Good morning, everybody.
- Morning.
- How's it going?
It's fine, Gary.
Is it fine? Cool.
- What happened last night, guys?
- I feel amazing.
Where is he?
I don't think I've been more
embarrassed in my whole life.
I'm just gonna go downstairs
and pick up where we left off.
- Okay, cool, I...
- Is that okay with you?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
There he is!
No, don't,
I don't wanna talk to anyone.
Mate.
- Morning, girls. How's...
- Good morning, how are you?
Good, thank you,
how are you?
I'm great.
Everyone's fine, it's just me.
- I'm fine, I don't...
- I feel wonderful.
I don't feel hung over at all.
No, I'm okay with that,
just more embarrassing.
So, tell me what happened.
Glenn told me to go
sleep somewhere else.
Oh, he did?
So, you didn't vomit on him?
No, I was...
it was in the bathroom.
Oh, was it?
I was sick in
the bathroom, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Last night, that's a
young person thing to do.
I love it, you talk
like you're, like...
10 years older than
him or something.
- Captain.
- How you feeling?
Fine, I'm a bit embarrassed,
but sorry.
- Yeah, you should be.
- Yeah.
You need to get
in that bathroom.
- Yeah.
- That bathroom's a ****ing mess.
Yes, I will.
I mean, well, to be honest
with you, I don't really...
- No, it's really bad.
- Was it that bad?
Pretty bad.
I wasn't sick on you, was I?
Everyone's saying I was,
like, sick over the bunk...
No, no, no, well...
[bleep] I hope not.
Oh...
no, no, that's what I said.
I said no, I was in the bathroom.
But... no, no, you were in the bathroom.
This is ****ing embarrassing.
I've already made myself
look like an idiot.
All I can do now is try
and move forward,
apologize to him, and let
my work do the talking.
But yeah, you need
to go back in there
- and have a really good tidy.
- Yes.
All right?
Maybe a steam-clean.
He understands the gravity
of the situation.
He ****ed up;
He's got strike one.
Let's see what he can do now.
Because for me, that's
never gonna happen again.
Oh, no.
I'm not good.
Coming up...
- Oh, the sails are going up.
- Yeah.
All right.
Okay, that's main engine off.
This is amazing.
Ah!
Oh, you want them... okay.
- So, you're gonna do the inflatables.
- Okay.
And then we can just go
around and polish.
Why don't we go around and
do a quick walkthrough?
I'm happy with everything.
The bed looks great.
With guests arriving,
all the lights on.
You girls are not as green
as I thought you were.
Saw you having deep chats last
name with young whippersnap.
You know, we were just getting
to know each other, and...
Look, if you wanna go there...
No, no, no, I don't
wanna go anywhere, bro.
- I just wanna get my job done.
- Oh, don't you lie to me!
All crew, all crew,
anyone who's not already
in their charter uniform,
please suit up, thank you.
Just having a last walk around.
Okay, scuppers.
Sweet.
Yeah, I think the boat's
looking relatively good.
- Whoa!
- Yes.
Never hug me when
you're in your undies.
All crew, the guests will
be here in five minutes.
Let's get everybody up
into the c*ck, please.
Oh, that is so
pretty over there!
I am ready, I am ready!
Let's go.
Okay, Ashley, will you pour
the champagne, please?
Yeah.
Everybody that's not Daisy
and myself, line up right here.
One of you stand at the
front with the face cloths.
Okay.
Ready, Angels?
This is gonna be awesome.
Oh, they seem excited.
My arm is shaking already.
- Hello!
- Hey, guys!
Hi!
Welcome to Menorca.
Thank you!
- I'm Captain Glenn.
- Hi, Captain Glenn!
Nice to meet you.
How are you, I'm Daisy,
nice to meet you.
We're gonna head into the
c*ck to get out of the sun.
Do you guys have
martinis in here?
We sure do.
- Hello.
- Hi!
Thank you.
- Hi, Kelsie.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hello.
- Hi, I'm Ashley.
Nice to meet you.
- We like to eat.
- All right!
- Gabriela.
- Yes!
Welcome.
Okay, guys, I just want
to formally welcome you
to Parsifal III.
We got a great few days
planned for you,
we're gonna have a
lot of fun.
- Awesome.
- All right?
To get started, I'm gonna
pass you over to Daisy,
and she's gonna take you for
a little tour of the boat,
and well get everything settled
so we can get outta here,
all right?
- Welcome aboard!
- Are we gonna do a cheers?
- Yes, cheers!
- Woohoo!
This is the c*ck,
where we do a lot of the meals.
And you've got the aft deck,
which brings you out into
the sea.
Any skinny-dipping allowed?
Oh, yeah, you can do
whatever you want.
Up here we have the sun deck,
the Jacuzzi...
Yes, it's beautiful.
Hello!
I don't know if I can
manage this by myself.
If we go on down here,
you've got the dining room
and the main saloon in here.
This is nice.
I love this, very nice.
We'll go down to the cabins.
Here we have the
two twin cabins,
and they're both identical.
- Okay, they're identical...
- Yeah. - So it doesn't matter.
This is the master cabin.
Okay.
- Oh, who's that gonna be?
- Oh, I am.
- Who's taking the bed?
- Ah!
[laughing]
- We gonna have a good time.
- Yes, we are.
You're gonna go down.
Come back up at, like, 11:00.
No problem.
Yeah, have a good rest, bro.
- Do we have an itinerary?
- Yeah, for sure.
So, I think we're gonna
maybe go for a sail.
At dinner this evening,
a four-course meal.
Yay!
What time were you thinking?
Eight o'clock is good.
Okay, perfect.
So, dinner at 8:00 p.m.
- Okay.
- Does that work?
- Yeah, whatever they want.
- Cool.
Can I take something?
You can take this...
Crostinis with Manchego cheese,
chorizo,
cherry tomatoes, microgreens,
balsamic vinegar.
Do you wanna unhook those
from the cleats on here, please?
Free.
This is a crostini
with Manchego cheese,
chorizo, and cherry tomato.
- Thank you so much, thank you.
- You're welcome!
Oh, my God, those are so good!
Is it good?
I am so impressed.
Here we have caramelized
scallops with mango,
yellow chili aioli.
Amazing.
It is pretty and elegant.
This is the kind of
standard I'm used to.
Okay, so I'd imagine
you'll take the bow line
and Kelsie I will be on
the midships and aft deck.
Crostini with
caramelized onions,
rib eye, and chimichurri sauce.
- Yes, baby!
- That's perfect.
Okay, Gary, I'm ready.
You guys can
start dropping lines.
Copy.
- Take off.
- Yeah.
They are loving the canapés,
they're eating everything.
Okay, cool.
- I just have to smile.
- Yeah.
Okay, Glenn, that's all our
last stern, lines are clear.
Bow lines are clear,
bow lines are clear.
Here we are.
I'll do this, do you wanna
start getting fenders?
Okay.
Okay, now, dinner... nonstop.
As soon as you guys
are done with the fenders,
we're gonna start
getting sails up.
Time to clean as fast as I can,
because I know this sh...
Is gonna go sideways, so...
- Yep.
- The other one's sexy.
Mm-hmm.
Not the first one,
the other one, behind her.
Uh-huh.
All right, Gary,
you ready to go up?
Yeah. Okay, so what we do is
we just watch the sail
to make sure that it goes up
into the pre-feeder.
Just making sure it's
going in, like, the track?
- In... exactly.
- Okay.
In the pre-feeder.
There are so many moving parts
to a sailboat of this size.
I mean, the sails
are freaking huge.
That white thing,
also known as a donkey.
The little...
with the rope connected?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
So, I'm excited
to learn from Gary.
I've got the adrenaline,
and it's, like,
fake it till you make it.
And you're good.
Okay, main.
Oh, the sails are going up.
Yeah, I think the middle
one is going up.
Yeah.
- All right.
- That's it?
Yeah, actually, that's perfect.
Okay, that's main engine off.
Oh, look, it's tilting.
We sailing now.
This is amazing.
- Oh, yeah, I like this.
- Oh, I like it.
But sh... gonna start sliding.
Ah!
[laughing]
Oh, she fell!
Leisel.
- This is only the first day.
- Yeah.
Coming up...
- Oh, you're sexy, you know.
- Thank you!
- You sexy.
- Thank you.
There's no sense in
trying to talk a drunk person
out of their... ery.
Who you gonna [bleep] tonight?
Nobody.
Let's... come on, we're being
a little inappropriate.
You are so full of sh...
You've to go to bed
Kelsie, can you come up here
and keep an eye
on the Jacuzzi
cushions, please?
Copy.
Okay.
I am cushion master!
Should I just put
them somewhere?
Oh, really?
I'm the king of the world!
Do the "Titanic" thing.
That's the king of the world.
Is that what he did?
Well, you ain't really doing it,
because it ain't
no man behind you.
[laughing]
[snoring]
What's going on?
How's your day going?
Yeah, pretty good.
I wish I had a bit more sleep
last night, I'm not gonna lie.
- It's not my fault.
- Yes, it is.
You wanted to talk.
There's something about
Gary that makes me think
he would be, like, great in bed.
You're the boss.
I don't wanna burst your
bubble... yes, that's correct.
That's... call me
Mr. Boss, then.
It's probably gonna, like,
bite me in the a*s,
but I know what I'm doing.
I will take these to the bridge.
- Okay, thank you.
- See you later.
So, we have this,
doo, doo, doo.
Deck, deck, if I can
get a couple people up,
we're gonna put these
sails away now.
Aye, aye, copy that, on my way.
What do you wanna
do first, Glenn?
I think I'll do them
both at the same time.
- Okay.
- Here we go.
Hey, I've started
pulling for dinner.
They want elegant,
so I'm thinking black
and sparkly and sh... tons
of candles.
All right.
You can come down more, Glenn.
- A bit more down?
- Yeah.
Looking pretty good.
- Good?
- Yeah.
How are you doing?
Good, she wanted to do,
like, super elegant,
so, like, lots of
candles everywhere.
Colin, let her go.
We're gonna start
opening the transom door.
Cleats, frame, platform.
Now, make sure
the cleats are out.
That's two and a half,
long stay.
Excellent.
We should just go ahead
and get dressed, though.
Alright, listen, now what
we're gonna do is we're gonna
get the NautiBuoys out.
Do you wanna just lift it
up and over the sheet?
- No, it should be fine.
- Okay.
All right, so as soon as you've
done that you can get changed.
- Yeah. - And then you can
go down to turn-downs.
- Okay.
- All right.
Oh, that is cute.
Is that Sapore?
No, this is Nock.
- I look okay?
- Yes.
Come on, let's go.
- You're doing both already?
- Yeah, done the back one.
Let's see what
everybody's doing.
Daisy, the guests are starting
to sit down at the table.
Copy.
Let's just get another
drink and chill.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh!
- I'm sorry!
I'll go grab you a towel.
I don't need a towel,
just bring me some more wine.
Okay.
Are you using your
hair as dental floss?
- Oh, my God, that's cute!
- Never.
Kelsie is a bit weird, yeah.
Ah, yeah, weird.
Should we put
the black shirt on?
Yeah, go and change
into your blacks.
- So, for turn-downs...
- Yeah.
Fl*ttening the pillows,
tidying up the room...
- Yeah.
- Make sure it's fresh.
Sounds good.
Oh, [bleep].
So, what is this?
Oysters with ginger,
cucumber, and mayonnaise.
Tonight's the first night I'm
gonna cook in front of everyone,
so I have to make
a good first impression.
No pressure.
There's a little bit
of pressure.
A tiny bit, but
I'm not gonna show it to them.
But inside, I'm gonna
be like, eh!
This is beautiful,
look at the presentation.
You are having oysters with a
cucumber and ginger mignonette.
Thank you.
That is so good!
The sauce...
ooh, baby.
This looks amazing.
We can go.
We have a burrata salad.
That foam you have on top
is a balsamic air.
- Ooh.
- Which it makes more smooth.
Mm, mm,
that is good.
Everything is good,
this is too much.
- I'm actually full.
- Really?
Let me go.
So, we have beef
tenderloin marinated
with Dijon mustard
and rosemary.
And then I make a
red wine reduction
and a cauliflower gratin.
Ooh!
It's like butter,
it's like butter!
If I'll ever marry, I'll be
in the kitchen with you.
- Thank you, Marcos, this is amazing.
- Enjoy, guys. Thank you.
Ooh, doesn't look
that bad.
I know I'm fat and greedy,
but I could eat some more,
it's so good.
Let me clean up this.
Yeah, please.
I didn't know what to do
with the suitcase,
- there's not a lot of space.
- Yeah.
I like to think that I'm
a good leader,
and being a good chief stew
is kind of like having children.
I feel like I'm raising
my junior stews
to have better
chief stews in place.
So, you can go down and help
in the galley and cleaning,
- and then at 10:00...
- All right, cool.
- You can go to bed.
- Perfect.
I'm about to get drunk.
Do you mind drying
some dishes?
Depends on the crew.
You've got the dream team.
Daisy, I'm still
a little bit hungry.
- Okay.
- Can I have something else?
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
Okay, sure.
- What would...
- So, whatever he has.
Okay.
Thank Lord,
you helped me today.
Chef, I'm really sorry...
One of them's still hungry.
- Okay, what do they want?
- She said anything.
I'm impressed.
So, dessert's still gonna
be another little bit.
You don't need no more, girl!
No!
She's on holiday.
Oo-eee, papi.
Okay, are you gorgeous.
Thank you.
That's some top-quality
right there.
- I have more.
- You're taking it up?
Yeah, I want...
in cases like this, yes.
He definitely knows
what he's doing.
The chef is here!
Yes, Chef, thank you so much!
Oh, my God!
Listen, Chef, do you have
any other food left?
You guys are hungry still?
- Yes.
- Oh, okay, I didn't know.
Give us, like,
the hors d'oeuvres.
- What about the dessert?
- We ain't ready for dessert.
I know my food is good,
but [bleep].
They're still hungry.
I need to make hors d'oeuvres.
- You're joking.
- No, I'm not joking.
They definitely want
their money worth.
Ah.
- I feel twisted.
- No, you are twisted.
- Move over.
- Oh [bleep].
I need to make more food.
- Really?
- You serious?
Baby, I want some food.
Some more steak or something.
I don't know how the [bleep]
they're still hungry.
I know tomorrow I put
more food on the plate.
Now we know.
Wait is it the boat,
or is that you?
I can't even tell anymore.
- Can I have some?
- Yeah.
- Yes.
- I'm sorry.
Ah!
Gary.
Oh, here we go,
girl, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mm!
You see?
Thank you, Marcos!
[laughing]
Incoming food, boo.
Here you go... would you like
me to bring a dessert?
- I feel like I'm...
- Or do you want to wait?
You can bring it.
- Yeah? Okay.
- Yeah.
All right, let's
...ing go home.
It was a big scramble.
- Thank you, yeah.
- I am impressed.
That was the idea.
Ashley, you be up at 6:00.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, I am
so tired and sleepy.
- Woo!
- Yes!
- Mm.
- This is amazing.
It is.
I'll just jump down, Captain.
No worries.
- Happy?
- Yes!
Yes!
Okie-dokie.
Sorry, that's my fault.
Oh, God.
Look, before you walk,
get it together.
Oh, my gosh!
- Woo!
- Oh, my God!
[laughing]
You all right?
- Come on.
- Are you okay?
Come on.
Okay, let's put these in here.
We gonna go down.
Yeah, we gonna walk
down these steps.
- Yes, we are.
- Hold on to me.
Are you going to bed?
- Yes, we sleepy.
- Yes.
Good night, ladies.
We have a big day tomorrow.
I am gonna go to bed.
Are you gonna be okay?
Yeah, thank you.
Look at this!
How did that happen?
I love it.
I feel like I'm finally working
in a team environment again.
This is ****ing unbelievable.
Gary does some dishes,
Gary does some dishes.
Good job today.
- Thank you, you too, eh?
- Thank you.
Hey, buon giorno.
Hey, how's it going?
Okay, few things.
Keep a watch, because we've
got rocks just behind us.
- Yeah.
- Do the c*ck...
- Yeah.
- With the K2r.
If you need anything,
then shout.
Cool. Boom.
How are you doing, love?
- I'm good.
- You're good?
Want some more, or you're
getting ready to go to bed?
- I'm going to bed.
- Okay.
Man, my legs are so sore.
You ****ing nailed
it today, mate.
- Yeah, you did nail it today.
- They couldn't get enough.
That's a good
compliment to you, bro.
I love your little...
Oh, my septum ring?
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
- That's cute.
- Thanks.
Yeah.
You are so cute.
I don't like girls.
Thank you.
I thought you were hitting
on me for a moment.
No, no, not really.
I don't know, you sexy.
You like dark dudes?
I like women and men of all
shades, shapes, and sizes.
- For real?
- Yes.
Oh, my God.
- What?
- Oh, you sexy.
- Thank you.
- You're sexy. You're sexy.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
See, you walk away from me,
but it's all...
- Well, I... I have things.
- It's all good.
It's all good.
I have things I
still have to do,
and I do have to get
to bed myself.
I think there's no sense in
trying to talk a drunk person...
McCordia is the primary,
so it's an exercise
for me to learn
how to politely tell someone
to ****ing respect me.
- Can I have one more drink?
- Are you sure?
Yeah.
Like, you sexy as [bleep].
Okay, thank you.
So, who... so, who you
gonna [bleep] tonight?
Nobody.
Let's... come on, we're getting
a little inappropriate.
So...
Nobody.
- Don't bullsh... me.
- I am not into anybody on this boat.
You are so full of sh...
Bring it on, mother... er.
I swear to God, I will
put your a*s to bed.
I do.
Don't bullsh... me.
I'm not.
Oh, come on.
You have to go to bed.
This season on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht."
All crew, all crew, let's start
getting ready to get sails up.
Wow, look at this.
Oh, my God.
- Oh, we're actually...
- We're underwater.
Here we ****ing go!
I wanna make sure that
the guest experience
is the best we can give them.
Gary strip-teasing is like
a chicken having a fit.
- Woo-hoo!
- Keep going, keep going.
Oh, my God, Mom!
I hope you didn't ruin my phone.
I do wanna get to know Gary,
but I also kinda just
wanna, like, make out.
Ashley is smoking.
You're so young.
You're so young.
No, you're the same age as me.
No, I'm a year older.
Always, you are forgetting the
...ing lack of basic respect.
You don't [bleep] somebody
and [bleep] somebody else.
The most important thing,
especially for tonight,
is just to be vigilant.
The moment you think,
"Should I get them up,"
come and get us up.
[alarm]
I think we're dragging anchor.
We're sat in two
meters of water.
Are we gonna run aground here?
You can lose the boat.
It's about as
serious as it gets.
We dragged anchor.
I think we're stuck.
Here we go, here we go,
here we go!
Oh, make it rain!
[laughing]
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03x01 - Tom Foolery
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The series chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a 177-foot (54 meter) sailing yacht during charter seasons.
The series chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a 177-foot (54 meter) sailing yacht during charter seasons.