03x04 - Oopsie Daisy

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Previously, on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Charter number two.

Oh, no!

It"s ****ing Erica.

Tatas for Trump.

These people are disrespectful,
they"re emotionally draining.

This is the worst news ever.

Oh, here they go.

Hello.

How are you?

Who are you gonna hook up with?

You, Dais.
Come here.

Get the hell away from me!

Mwah, mwah, mwah!

Looks like the transom
hasn"t been done at all.

- Yes, it has.
- [bleep] me.

Tom, keep an eye out
for stuff like that.

Putting things away,
tidying the bar,

that was just not
important at all?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa...
- Am I being bitchy?

Gabriela is not my boss.
Sit down.

This whole title of
second stew, third stew

is a little obsolete right now.

She wants to be second stew,

and I think she"s trying to
make me look bad at this point.

- I just wanna double-check...
- Yeah.

The dinner menu
for this evening.

Watermelon gazpachio.

Okay. Um... okay.

Sounds like we"re just
eating a bunch of crap.

Just tell me what
the [bleep] you want.

We have grilled vegetable
and a marinated steak.

I don"t like any
pink in my steak.

Ah!

[bleep] yeah, I don"t
like this either.

I don"t like this either.

I"ve gotten better food
at the ballpark.

Chuck, go [bleep] yourself.

*BELOW DECK SAILING YACHT*
Season 03 Episode 04

Episode Title: "Oopsie Daisy"
Aired on: March 14, 2022.

My mom and Chuck
have been disappointed...

don"t say you weren't,
because I"ll be mad.

Don"t say you weren't.

Babe, you can come
eat the omelette.

I just took a bite,
I don"t want it.

- It"s not good, it's not good.
- Babe, you eat McDonald"s.

But McDonald"s
is better than this.

I still don"t understand
what the problem is.

Okay, she did not like
the food at all last night.

I"m being real about it.

You don"t put
sweet sauce on a steak.

So, now I feel like
I"m losing money

by just sitting here and looking
at this disgusting food.

And that"s a bitchy
thing to say,

because I would not
call it disgusting.

I think that"s inedible.

Just to warn you, Charles,

he"s, like, "This is
****ing disgusting."

He"s like,
"Dinner"s disgusting."

He doesn"t like his omelette,
he didn"t like the steak.

Okay.

He wouldn"t know a
****ing good meal

if it smacked him in the face.

Don"t... he's being...

I mean, like,
I"m, like, shaking.

Okay, whatever.
He"s being so awful.

Whatever, whatever, whatever.

He"s being aggressive and mean.

- Whatever he"s saying...
- Well, I just wanna warn you.

[bleep] that guy.

If Chuck say that to my face,

I would not be sitting
here right now.

I"m gonna be okay.

How was last night"s
meal for you?

I mean, I think it
was good for me,

but I have a different palate.

But I would be happy if
I could eat quality food.

Well, I"m going
to find a solution.

Tonight"s dinner is gonna
be fantastic, I promise.

- Thank you, okay.
- All right?

Thank you very much.

Quick question...
me, Tom, and her are going now?

The beach picnic?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come back for the food.

- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- Drop that off...

- Yeah.
- Then swap me and her

with the guests, and then
she"s on the boat

and I"m with the guests at the
beach with everything there.

Okay, yeah, that sounds good.

- Yeah?
- Okay, cool.

Were you all happy with
the food last night?

Because my mom really wasn"t.
Chuck didn"t like it, either.

Really.

He likes to b*tch,
like I told you.

How you doing?

All good, all good.

I just had a long chat
with them about...

I think a couple of
them weren"t happy last night.

Yeah.

And then one of them
wasn"t happy with his eggs.

I guess you made him a
couple different omelettes?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I think it was
a misunderstanding

with the tomato.

I don"t really get it, but the
omelette looked delicious,

so I don"t know.

But let"s, you humor them.

I"ll get Charles, Cindi,
you, and I, Daisy, together.

Let you hear it
from their ears...

- Yeah.
- What they want.

That"ll be the trick.

If a guest has
a legitimate complaint,

of course I wanna hear about it.

But who comes on a luxury yacht

and says it"s not
as good as McDonald"s?

Show some class.
Show some class.

- We"ll find a solution.
- I"m okay.

Good.

He"s gonna complain because that
doesn"t taste like a Happy Meal.

Come in.

- Come in.
- I have your coffee.

Thank you.

So, like, so where"s
my sunglasses,

and, like, where"s my hat,

and where"s all
my important sh...

That I can"t find because it's
****ing damn dark in here.

How many trays?
Seven trays and two tables,

we can bring a gazebo.

So, the plan is
that you"re gonna go over

to the beach with Tom and Gary.

Mm-hmm.

Then you"re gonna
swap out with me.

Okay.

All right, let"s keep going.

Ah.

[bleep]!

- Did you drop it?
- Yeah, you did.

There it goes.

Why would you put it inside?

I told you,
you"ve got rope in there.

Just put it on top of the bag.

- You set me up to fail there.
- No, no, no.

What you shaking your
head about, earlier?

Yeah.

I just wanna be able to
eat something that"s edible.

Yeah, he came out pretty
aggressive this morning.

Okay, we can start plating food.

Is that everything
for now, Gabs?

Yes.

- You want to put it here?
- Yeah.

What"s all this alcohol

that everybody"s drinking
that I don"t have?

Yeah.

Can you turn this
horizontally, please?

Ing hell, I don"t get
paid enough for this.

Were you ready to go in
a few minutes?

Should I get the tender
to pick us up?

Yeah, okay.

You want a table here?

- Yeah.
- Okie-dokie.

Is that everything?

Yeah, let"s rock and roll.

We"ve got some legs down here.

Well done, dickhead.

Maybe put the roof on the
****ing thing

before we start, eh?

Can you take a picture of
me out there on the deck?

Gotta get my Instagram
photos, girlfriend.

- How"s it going?
- Not well.

Oh, my [bleep], really, eh?

Yeah.

Just tie it up there,
I guess, maybe. You got it?

Do you wanna set up,
like, the bar station?

- Yeah.
- And I"ll finish this.

Please.

Okay, let"s go, let's go,
let"s go.

I"ve never had this in my life,
this kind of feedback.

By tomorrow,
I"m gonna be drinking.

I know it"s difficult,
but don"t let it get to you.

No, no, it"s... no.

Trust me, I was there,
listening to the whole thing.

- Uh-huh?
- The guy"s ****ing crazy.

Yeah?

The guy"s got the taste
buds of a Billy goat.

He wants ****ing Big Macs
and cheeseburgers.

How can we make that thing
look less ugly?

I feel like I came into this
season a little bit

too c*ck and confident.

[vomiting]

[whistles]

Don"t ever hang fenders
over until we"re there.

But I know I can do better
than this,

and I wanna show Gary that I"m
not a complete ****ing idiot.

Few more of those.

Wow. Seriously?

Oh, what happened here?

Did you see this?

Oh, my God.

Accidents happen, but you know,

it was a kind of
a dumb thing to do.

The couch is probably
worth 50 grand.

So, that"s just stupid.

Are you guys ready
to go to the beach?

I"ve been ready.

Is that alcohol?

I think there"s tons of
alcohol on the beach,

but if you want, we can make
you up one before you go.

Oh, I"m sure there'll be
alcohol on the beach.

No, that"s fine.

Did you see the couch?

I literally walked in
and was like...

Long legs coming.

That water"s cold,
and I"m not getting in it.

Okay, I have to say the chef
did a really good job with this.

Yes.

I haven"t eaten it yet,

so I"ll reserve that until
I eat the food.

- That"s true.
- Let"s wait until we eat it.

The whole reason he came
on this trip was the food.

You either have talent,
or you don"t.

You either...

It"s like you either know
how to make an omelette

that"s not brown, or you don't.

This has been a sh... show
of a morning,

and I really need this beach
picnic to go to plan.

Can I get you anything, Charles?

Hopefully...
I guess...

It"s right here, babe.
You love lox.

My God, just eat the food
and shut the [bleep] up.

Dais?

This looks good.

It"s so good.

- It"s good.
- Hey, Daisy?

- Yes.
- Great food.

Oh, good, I"m happy you like it.

I think I was just up...
I"m, like...

I think I"m just
a grouch in the morning.

That"s okay.

Everyone has their things.

If I"m up too late,
I get grouchy.

Are you ****ing kidding me?

I wanted one.

Oh, you did?

But I wanna see now what"s for
dinner, which I don"t know now.

- I need to talk to them.
- Yeah. Don"t lose it at them.

Me?

I"m not gonna punch him.

Oh, this is so good.

You want to?
Okay, I"ll come with you.

The one thing I like
is ice in water.

Yeah, New York, the same.

New York, they don"t
put ice in water.

Mm-hmm.

They don"t even wanna
give you water.

Mm-hmm.

You yell at people in New York,
you"ll get hit in the face.

You get more bees with honey.

I"ve gotten pretty far in
life thus far acting this way.

I think I"m gonna keep the way
I act,

and if people don"t like the
way I act, then that"s too bad,

and they don"t need
to be around me.

If you can help me
clear the table?

Wait, something happened?

- Wait, who said that?
- Your friend.

- Jenelle?
- Yeah.

You"ll get your a*s kicked
about what?

If I said...

if I yelled in New York about
not getting ice in my water.

- Does she live in New York?
- No.

So then... has she
ever been to New York?

- I don"t know.
- That"s ridiculous.

If she was not my hairdresser,
I would let you be a b*tch.

But I don"t wanna have
to find a new hairstylist.

This is our last day. Relax.

I want my retribution.
How do I get it?

That b*tch over there
talking sh...

to the person that"s
paying for it...

What?

I"m not gonna fight with Jenelle

because she"s the only
that gets my hair.

No, it"s all good,
it"s all good.

Oh, no.
Hey, Rhett, what"s up?

- No.
- You sure?

Yeah.

Oh, dear God.

- Coming up...
- Ow!

I cut my head.

Oh sh...

Oh sh..., bro.

Marcos has taken a big
chunk out of his head.

What?

He"s taken the top of
his ****ing scalp off.

Did you just call
my wife a b*tch?

- No.
- You sure?

Yeah.

I will [bleep] your world up.

- Oh, dear God.
- Whatever.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Can we get anyone
anything to drink?

- I"m fine.
- You good?

Everyone"s good?

I don"t wanna get
involved in that.

And I don"t either.

- Are you sure, you don"t?
- No, I think...

I think I"ll stay out
of this one.

Take me with you!

I don"t know what happened.

- We weren"t...
- But hold on... hold on...

we didn"t say anything.

He starts telling her about
if you"re in New York

and you don"t like the water,

you can just b*tch
and b*tch and b*tch

and they"ll give
you what you want.

And I said,
"No, if you" re in New York,

- they "ll hit you in the face."
- Okay.

And he got pissed off
and walked off.

I mean, your husband
likes to have a lot of problems

- with people..
- He does.

But will you promise me

you won"t let it
come between you and me?

I don"t want drama.

My friends were
fighting last charter,

and it was, like,
not fun for me.

I mean, I would much
rather the guests

be arguing than
complaining about the food.

I wouldn"t be surprised if Rhett
kicked the sh... out of him.

It would be a favor to us all.

I"m my own person, and you know
I can"t control him, I can't.

I feel sorry for you.

So, I hope you guys realize
I do not control him.

Are you trying
to clean that sofa?

Yeah.

Get that carpet cleaner, just
try it without any chemical.

Okay.
All right, Glenn.

I"m gonna give this a whirl
and see what happens.

Just do just that.

No, it"s not doing anything.

Never mind, never mind.

It"s not doing anything.

Not good.

One little patch with K2R and
see if that does anything.

Okay.

The guests are ready
to be picked up.

Copy, on my way.

Oh, God...
oh, my God, Mom.

I hope you didn"t ruin
my phone.

Sh...

I have to wait,
I can"t prepare anything.

Yeah, you"ve gotta see
what they ****ing want.

Because apparently,
whatever you make

isn"t what they want right now.

Mm-hmm.

Let that dry and sit
for a while,

and then later we"ll try
to suck if off

with that and
see what happens.

Will you take this off and
then we"re giving it to Daisy.

Absolutely.

Because I actually
brought it for her.

That was very kind of you.

- You wanna put it on me.
- Put it on her, yeah.

- No problem.
- Isn"t that cute?

It"ll be prettier
on you than me.

Oh, gosh.

Oh my God...

Oh, thank you, it"s very sweet.

I"ve never
seen anything like it.

Do you want it under your
collar, and then that way...

Whatever looks best,
I trust you.

Gary told me there"s been drama.

Oh, there"s been beef.

- Thank you.
- Lovely.

To be honest with you,
I don"t know. I miss all...

everything seems to happen and
I just seem to miss all of it.

That makes two of us, Tom.

It"s probably best that way.

- Welcome back, everybody.
- Thank you.

I"m going straight back
to pick them up, yeah.

- How you doing, Dais?
- Good.

- I love your necklace.
- Thanks.

Ooh, what happened to the couch?

- Wasn"t me.
- It wasn"t me.

No, don"t worry, it's okay.

No, no.

They said they were
really happy with the food,

but do you think
you could come up

and speak to Cindi and Charles?

Maybe, Daisy, you and I go too.

Yeah, coming.

It is hot out here, man.

Hola, hola.

- Hi... hola, como esta?
- Bien, bien.

Hi, it"s just me.

I"m just wondering
if Charles wants to come

and speak to the chef?

Yeah, of course. He"s up
there talking to your mom.

So, if you wanna come up...

Let"s get Charles up here too,

so you"re speaking
directly to him.

Yeah, yeah, that would be nice.

Yeah, is he...
do you know if he"s around?

Sorry, excuse me...

Erica"s gonna come up and
speak for Charles, and she"s...

Oh, okay, perfect.

His wife was telling us earlier,

she"s like, "I'm just so sorry,
I can"t control him."

She goes, "His hobby on
the weekends, he likes going

to hotels and ordering food,

and he b*tches so he gets
all his food for free."

He wants a big, fat,
fillet, basically.

- I would go for that.
- Yeah.

Dude, I swear to God,
Charlie"s the biggest

ing douchebag
you"ve ever met, dude.

My husband loves
mashed potatoes,

or he loves creamed spinach.

I need to take notes.

Oh, my God.

This is the most
nasty menu combination

I ever made in my life

- We"re happy?
- We"re happy.

- We"re excited.
- Okay, great.

She"s, like, making nonsense.

- Grazie here, gracias otherwise.
- Prego.

Thank you.

- You"re welcome. All right.
- You"re welcome, guys.

Mucho bueno.

Just a reminder
that Gary and Glenn

are sitting at dinner with them.

- Oh, really?
- Okay.

- Yeah.
- That"d be great.

We love Gary.

They want me to join them
for dinner tomorrow night.

Really?
They said that to me, too.

Did they?

Yeah gonna make heaps
of food, yeah.

Yeah, just wanted to remind you.

All right, let"s bounce outta
this Popsicle stand.

Good work, team.

Just a reminder,
it"s decades theme party.

For dinner they wanna
celebrate each decade.

Don"t forget the other two
extra people, Glenn and Gary.

Oh, wow, this is a lot
of sh..., eh?

It"s a hell of a lot of sh...

Can you just help me
with the bar first?

It"s just that they can see it,
and it looks like a disaster.

Do you think I"m allowed
lie down for 10 minutes?

I ****ing hope so.

My mom, Halhe,
and Susan are being fun.

Oh, yeah...

She"s in a skanky-a*s
mood, being rude.

Thank you.

Oh, Jesus.

[bleep]

One of those days?

You don"t need me to
help you unpack the bar,

and let me tackle this
****ing mountain of dishes.

Right now you don"t
receiving help, or what?

I haven"t seen or
touched the laundry once.

Well, you have to say something.

I know, I know, I will.

I just wanna not, like,
make accusations

before I, like, make
sure I"m right about things.

Are you guys all right?

I can hear you guys
from the bar.

- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.

Don"t you guys look glamorous?

- Do we?
- Thank you.

Would you like us to go for a
sail and then come back here?

Yeah, I think that
would be nice.

- Does sailing sound good?
- Yeah, that would be so cute.

- Taking a little nap?
- Are you coming to join?

Stop!

Hand above the covers.

Hands above the covers, yeah.

Ashley is obviously
not interested in me,

because she"s so interested
in talking with Gary.

Stop touching me... ooh... back
massage. Okay, you can touch me.

Some girls like this
Tarzan thing, I don"t know.

Everyone"s looking at us
and walking away.

- I"m not even doing anything.
- No, no, not yet.

Show me your hands.

No, can"t help it,
I can"t take my hand off my...

I"m just kidding.

All crew, all crew,
let"s get everybody

up on the flybridge who"s free,

let"s start getting ready
to get sails up.

Yeah, copy that.

We"re gonna go sideways,
we"re gonna go sideways.

And now I have, like,
a race against the sails.

Boy, this is gonna feel good.

Sriracha mayo.

- Anchor"s home.
- Copy.

Okay, Tom, you wanna come
up to the flybridge?

- We"re gonna do the mizzen.
- Okie-doke.

Okay, I"m going up.

Two wraps.

Good, let"s go straight
on to the main, Tom.

Look at me,
****ing sailor boy.

Oh, wow.

And the genoa.

Okay, that"s main engine off.

Ah!

- Ah!
- Ah!

Jeez.

That"s ****ing cool, no.

[bleep]

How the [bleep] does
this thing lock?

Oh [bleep].

Man, this is a very overrated
experience in front over here.

Last time it was very majestic.

Oh, Lord.

No, if you wanna
know what majestic is,

majestic is our kitty.

Yeah, our cat is really cute.

Ow!

Ah sh..., I cut my head.

- Oh sh...
- Wait, wait, sit...

Just sit there.

Okay.
Oh, God.

Ah [bleep].

Marcos hit his head really bad,

and I don"t really know
what to do.

He"s cut his head really bad.

Oh, sh..., bro.

Oh, my God.

Mm, [bleep].

Oh sh...

Oh, my God.

Ah sh...

I don"t even really know
what to begin doing.

Just patch it up,
patch it up.

Probably in shock...

do you need water,
a glass of water?

Ah.

Marcos has taken
a big chunk out of his head.

What?

It"s about a patch of skin,
that much...

On what?

And he scalped himself
inside the fridge.

I"ll watch up here.

How you doing, mate, you okay?

Good, yeah.
I"m good.

Okay.
Let"s put something...

- Gauze.
- Does it hurt?

No, it"s not that bad.

Okay. Let me get
your face here.

Just keep the pressure on it
so it"ll help stop the bleeding.

Mm-hmm.

We"re gonna have to
get you to see somebody,

because he"s taken
the scalp off of it.

Yeah.

- So, it"s...
- Yeah.

My first thought is
that this is

the end of
the season for Marcos.

It"s that serious.

Oh, man.

You know, I"m not sure exactly
how to bandage that area,

but we"ll figure something out.

In the meantime,
I"m gonna put the sails away,

we"re gonna start heading back.

Sh..., sorry that
happened, dude.

Do you wanna ice the area?

Okay, let"s fire up.

Tom, can you keep an eye
on the sail going away?

Okay.

- Thanks, girl.
- Thank you, ma"am.

Oh, my [bleep]...

Stop.

Okay, come on up here.
We"re gonna do the mizzen now.

Now it start hurting.

- All right, hold.
- Okay. That"s good enough.

Okay, I"m gonna
go call the doctor.

I"m gonna go continue
to pull for dinner.

Thank you.

Put some tape on the head,
****ing patch it up.

But I have to make
that dinner happen.

No time to puss it out.

Hello?

Yeah, it"s Glenn calling
from the boat Parsifal III.

I have one crewmember who was
reaching into a refrigerator,

and he"s kind of scalped, like,
a piece of scalp off his head.

I mean, we"ve got a bandage
on it now,

and pressure on it, but
I"m not really sure

how to deal with
that type of wound.

Thank you very, very much.

- Stop...
- Oh, my God.

- We smell good.
- You have to sleep with him.

Where is the broccolis?
Where are the damn broccolis?

Can you go hand over
and tell her

to go get changed,
please, thanks.

Is it even 6:30 yet?

We"re safe to drop,
drop, drop, drop.

Not right now,
I used Halhe"s deodorant.

Ugh!

Well, hey, the first thing
I did when I met her,

I smelled her butt like a dog.

That was weird.

Are we dressing up
for dinner, still?

- Yeah.
- That"s two at the waterline.

That"s main engine off.

Dude, we have to have sex
at least once on the boat.

Yeah, we"ll be back.

Yeah, we need 20 minutes,
we"ll be back.

It should only take five, actually.

So, Ashley"s gonna do
service with you tonight.

No, I do, I just
thought we were gonna

switch every other charter.

But I want you both, like,
so the guests

- can see you both during...
- See both of us? Okay.

Yeah, but she"ll do lates.

Okay, cool.

- Hello.
- Hi!

Glenn, Glenn, Tom.

The doctor is aboard
to see Marcos.

- Hi, Glenn.
- Hi, how are you?

Good, how about yourself?

I"ll give you one of those...
very good.

You think my hair is gonna grow?

- I don"t know.
- Don"t laugh.

Well, I don"t know, do I
look like someone who knows?

Thanks for coming out on
such short notice.

Always.

- She"s got... this is Dr. Tea.
- How are you doing?

I improvised.

- I"m Tea, nice to meet you.
- Tea.

Do you wanna take a seat here?

No, don"t move, don't move,
don"t move.

Well, yeah, of course.

It is a big piece, but
it"s very, very superficial.

You do not, but it would be
good if you can do...

you can change it on your own.

How does it feel, is it hurting?

- Dinner"s gonna be on time.
- Yeah.

My head ****ing hurts so much,

but these guests don"t care if
I cut my head or not, whatever.

They want their food on the
table, so, I can"t stop cooking.

See you later, keep in touch.

I will walk you out, thank you.

I"m not going in there yet.

I"m gonna give them
five more minutes.

[laughing]

- I"ll wait for my drink.
- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

- Oh, okay.
- [bleep]

How do you feel?

Yeah, I feel good.

Erica, I"m not gonna wear
a thousand dollar

Neiman Marcus shirt right now.

Mom, you look really cool.

Thank you.

- Who would have hairspray?
- I don"t know, babe.

Don"t yell at me.

Get the [bleep] out.

I need hairspray for my hair,

just like everybody else
need stuff for theirs.

Then hop out and go look for it.

I don"t know where it is,
it"s here.

I said hop out of our room
and go look for it.

- I"m trying to get ready.
- I am, too.

- We"re eating with them tonight.
- Yeah, we are.

- Stop eating.
- I know.

Do we know what time dinner is?

- Eight.
- You excited for dinner?

You and I should just sit
at the little round table,

and they can sit at the back.

- We"ll talk golf.
- Yeah.

These aren"t my first choice
of people to have dinner with,

but, you know, I guess
to eat Marcos" food,

and it keeps me out of
the galley doing dishes...

score!

- I"m gonna go take a shower.
- What are you wearing?

- Probably my birthday suit.
- Sexy.

Wow!

Who are you?

We have a new guest on board.

Gorgeous.

Oh!

Oh, you look fab, Cindi,
I love it.

Champagne in the bathtub.

Maybe we can put
it in the hot tub.

Wow.

- What else have we got?
- Thanks for your help, Tom.

Is that it?

Wear these wigs
for dinner service.

Yeah.

Would you like to make
your way to our lovely table?

Yeah.

Don"t you wish, when you
do stuff like that,

like you"ve done with your head,

you just wanna go back in
time, like ****ing one hour,

and just not do that?

I wish we can do that.

They"re all about to sit down.

Yours, too

- Wow!
- Hey!

You guys look amazing.

Everyone is sitting,
including the captain?

Everyone"s sitting, yeah.

You can start.

So, tuna tartare.

I think I"m the only
single one of the group.

- You are.
- Oh, really!

- [laughing]
- I"m single.

And here we have tuna tartare.

Oh, yes.

That looks so frigging good,
you guys, I mean it.

- Cream of spinach.
- Yum!

That"s for Chuck.

Oh, wow, is that what
I think it is?

- Spaghetti marinara.
- Mm!

Yummy!

It"s like all of
our favorite stuff.

Peruvian salmon sashimi.

There"s none, restaurant.

- Miso broccoli ginger.
- Miso broccoli.

These kind of crazy buffets,

they just throw out
a bunch of food, you know,

like, all you can eat, until
you ****ing die, you know?

Here we have rib eye steak with
broccoli, miso, and ginger.

I eat pretty much everything.

That"s what I've heard.

[laughing]

Mm!

I"m glad we passed the test of
not being mean girls this year.

- We are easygoing.
- You guys make a nice couple.

Thank you, we appreciate it.

We"ve known each other
since high school.

Really?

Erica came up with our nickname,

and I"m Charles and she's
Erica, so she came with Cherica.

- Yes.
- Oh, that"s a good one.

Want me to get out,
or you"re gonna climb over?

No, I"ll just climb over.

- Sh...!
- Ooh!

- Whoa, be careful.
- Yes, I"m fine.

- Ow!
- Oh, girl.

- You all right?
- Yeah, I"m fine.

Everyone is eating everything?

- Yeah.
- What about the salmon?

No, they"re definitely
eating the salmon.

Their grandma didn"t say...
heh, grandma.

She doesn"t know what
****ing planet she"s on.

I"m not sure they have too much
of an issue with bitching.

- Babe?
- Yeah?

- What are you doing?
- Just taking a break.

What"s wrong?

I don"t have to deal with him,
and I"m not going to.

You don"t have to ****ing talk
to him again when we get home,

so who gives a sh...?

Cindi, you look fabulous.

When I look at you, I feel like
I"m looking at Marilyn Monroe.

- Yeah.
- Oh, yes.

She kinda looks like her,
a little bit.

[chattering]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Woo!

Oh, now I"m in trouble.

[bleep]

So, I"m JFK and you're
Marilyn, all right.

♪ Happy birthday to you

♪ Happy birthday, Mr. Captain

♪ Happy birthday to you

Oh, my God.

Is Glenn the life
of the party, or what?

May you live 100 years.

May you go on
a hundred cruises.

May your dreams come true.

Wow.
I"ve got to take notes.

[laughing]

- Happy birthday to you.
- Woo!

Thank you, thank you so much.

- Yay!
- Woo!

- That was amazing.
- Wow.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Here"s to you guys.
- L"chaim!

Salud.

Thank you for a fantastic meal.

Mission accomplished.

What a ****ing day, no?

Good night.

Thank you, everybody.
Thanks for joining us on our...

She can have the room
to herself.

Me and my wife,
we did our thing

for 10 minutes earlier,
we"re good.

Ten minutes?

Breakfast stuff is
already pulled, pretty much.

- Yeah.
- That"s pretty much it.

- Yeah.
- I"ll see you in the morning.

- Good night.
- See you in the morning.

Going to bed.

- How you doing?
- Good, how was everything?

Dude, it was delicious.

Hi, I"m so tired.

- The food was good.
- My head is k*lling me.

- Yeah, just take that off.
- Yeah.

Good morning, sunshine.

Ah.

Mm!

...so it"s not one
over the other.

You"re telling a
stew how to do...

make pillows look nicely.

I am telling you how
to make my pillows.

Time to get up.

Did you see any
fresh-squeezed orange juice?

I don"t see any,
I don"t think they did it.

- Oh. Okay.
- They should.

No, there"s a little bit
left over from yesterday.

[speaking Spanish]

I don"t wanna look like I'm...

- No, no.
- Like, I really can"t...

I can"t.
Like, I can"t.

I just can"t.

You guys should have
a meeting after.

- We will.
- Yeah.

Put this upstairs, please.

We have some Spanish sausage,
assortment of cheeses.

Morning.

- Did it?
- Yeah.

It was really hard
to sleep last night.

My head is pounding.
It"s painful.

I just don"t tell anybody.

You wanna see?

[laughing]

Gross.

Deck, deck, deck, Glenn.

Yeah, Glenn, go ahead.

Are you guys okay
if we fire up?

Yeah, you"re welcome to fire
up and start picking up.

Okay, we are ready
to rock and roll.

[yawning]

- Morning.
- Hi!

Never in a million years.

Me, too.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Forward running spring first?

Okay.

Help make sure the fenders
land on those big bumpers.

Can I show you, so
we"ll take up all the slack.

Okay, so we"ll go around one.

- All ready?
- Yeah.

Beautiful.

I"ve thrown a line
or two in my day.

Okay, guys,
I"m gonna come out of here.

Okay, that"s main engine off,
main engine off.

You need to sit down
later with the girls.

Why?

What, they"re bitching about me,
or they"re bitching...

- No. In between them.
- Yeah.

There"s too many ****ing
egos with those two girls.

Honestly, I have so much other
****ing bullsh... to deal with.

Ugh.

I just wanted to talk
to you about one thing.

Did I do something wrong?

No, but one of the guests had
bronzer on and sat down with it.

Okay.
Yeah.

Tried to clean it;
We weren"t able to clean it.

I wasn"t really
sitting on the couch.

But it"s there,
and a little bit there.

When a primary charters a boat,

they"re responsible for
any significant damage

done to the boat.

Having that conversation before
they leave is never fun.

It"s always a little bit
awkward, but you have to do it.

- I"ll go through the broker...
- Yeah.

But I just wanna make sure
that you are aware of it.

- Cool.
- Yeah.

You guys, we have a
little problem here.

Somebody wore bronzer
and it got on the couch.

Yeah, we all,
I think, saw that.

So, we"re gonna all
have to pay for it.

- No, because we didn"t do that.
- I didn"t, either.

- So, Daisy and I on the end.
- Yeah.

Bye, guys.

I wore my best dress.

- Yeah.
- You get a hug.

Yay!
Have a lovely trip back home.

- Thank you.
- Marcos.

Hey, man, pleasure
to meet you.

Good to meet you, bro.

- And I got you a rose.
- That was a total...

Oh, really? Wow.

- Yes.
- Bye, Cindi.

- You were fabulous as always.
- Thank you.

- Pleasure to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

And this is for you.
I"m looking for...

oh, thank you very much.

And I"m gonna take care
of whatever the problem is.

We"ll figure it out.

I don"t care who did it,
I"ll take care of it.

We"ll figure it out.
All right, mate...

- Ah.
- Thanks for everything.

I"ve never had so much
fun in my life.

- Thank you very much.
- Bye.

Bye, thank you.

What are...
why are we waving?

I don"t know.

Oh, man.

[ship horn]

Please, never come back

- Woo-hoo!
- Charter number two!

- Yes!
- We survived!

Was that two or five?

Okay.
Deck team, cushions.

Then we can put the covers on.

Girls, you know what
you"re doing, yeah?

Yeah.

I don"t think this is
my T-shirt, what do you think?

All crew, all crew,

can we get everybody together
for a tip meeting?

Copy.

I don"t want champagne,
I want tequila.

Well, that was really interesting.

Daisy, your team did
a really good job,

everything seemed
to run smoothly.

I think it"s a testament
to your leadership skills

and how you"ve brought
your team together.

The girls did a great job.

I do want to remind everyone
if there are issues,

anyone can come and talk to me,
and to remember we"re a team.

Yes.

And to work with
each other respectfully.

- Okay.
- Just a reminder.

Marcos, I think you accommodated
them very well,

especially the fact that
you hurt your head really bad.

- Yeah.
- But you...

And I pulled off
the dinner, yeah.

You still pulled out the dinner,
and I was there for the dinner.

It seemed like
he enjoyed everything.

Good. Okay.

So, now to the tip.

I don"t personally feel
that this tip

reflects the quality of service
that we gave these guys.

You guys worked really hard,

and you pulled out all the stops

to make this the best
charter for them.

For whatever reason, the tip
comes to a total of...

$6,500.

[bleep] my ****ing life.

I honestly think I"m about
to burst into tears.

I"m... I'm not okay right now.

For whatever reason, the tip
comes to a total of

$6,500,

which comes to 720 each.

It"s still better than a poke
in the eye with a pointy stick.

They could have tipped us
30 grand, 40 grand, 50 grand.

No money in the world
would make me happy

to work for people like that.

I just don"t think people
like that deserve nice things.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

As far as I"m concerned,

they can take that tip and
shove it up their hole.

I"d feel worse if I felt like
it was a tip we deserved.

It"s a reflection on them,
and you know,

regardless of this tip,

I think we had a
great start to a season.

For tonight, you guys are gonna
go out and just have fun.

Thanks, Dais. Okay, guys.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Cheers, good job, everyone.
- Good job, exactly.

- I"m gonna drink tonight.
- You deserve it.

Rawr!

Do you think we should just
wash all these ****ing cushions?

That is yachting, literally...
do it again, every day.

- Hey, ladies?
- Yeah?

What?

Come, girls.
Come, both of you.

This bed"s big enough
for all three of us.

All right,
let"s just get it outta the way.

- Come on, Ashley.
- It"s a threesome.

- Oh, God.
- This blanket"s too small.

It"s so small.

You"d rather me be
in the middle?

No ****ing way.

Okay, no, seriously, this
is very uncomfortable, wow.

- It is, that hurt.
- This thing does hurt.

- I don"t like it.
- Yeah. So...

And I"m talking about the bed.

So, we won"t be
having sex on here.

- Oh, is that open?
- Yeah.

- Is it...
- Gummy bears.

Perfect.

What time to start
tomorrow, 10:00?

I"m just gonna say 9:00 in my
mind so I don"t drink too much.

- Starting at 9:00.
- Okay.

Okay, well,
I think that"s us done.

I guess we can chill now.

Okay.
Oh, my legs are sore.

[bleep]

We"re out.
We did our job.

Are you guys not
getting along inside?

No, I"m...
we"re getting along...

Huh.

- Who"s the second?
- Gabriela.

That"s still a thing?

It...

Yes, the titles are there,
and I have to respect her.

Do you do different jobs?

No, we"re doing the same,
we"re rotating.

We"re doing the same thing.

It"s, like, hashed out now,
but I have to respect her,

because I"m third.

Do you think you both should
have just been the same stews?

Yeah, I do.

I"m extremely competitive,
and I...

You"ve got brothers and sisters?

I have an older sister,
we"re not close.

I haven"t spoken to my
sister in, like, a year.

Claws out.

Why haven"t you
chatted to your sister?

Long story?

Like, she screwed every guy
I ever liked in high school.

Really?

Yeah, and she knew
I liked them.

You know, I think when
it comes to girls,

sometimes it"s a me thing.

I do have a few girlfriends
that are great,

but it"s a trust thing.

Just, like, she would,
like [bleep] people

- in my room, and, like...
- In your room?

Yeah, like, and on my bed
and, like, brag,

and like, rub it
in, like, hee, hee, hee.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Like, I... it"s just...

Like, I have been told
so many times

that I come off as standoffish.

I know I"m doing it,

but it"s hard for me
to not be the way I am.

- Did you do the same to her?
- No.

Girls are a little
tricky sometimes...

just a little.

It"s interesting, everyone's
got a history, don"t they?

Yeah.

What time is it?
I think I need to get dressed.

Okay, which are
my lucky underwear?

Because Gary wants to get lucky.

I"m gonna get a beer.
You need something?

I"m okay, thank you.

[bangs]
Ah! Ah!

- Ah!
- Oh!

[laughing]

Ow!

Okay, papi!

Yeah.

You can have one c*ck.

No, Daisy, I can"t.

- Yes!
- Woo!

You look amazing.

- Thank you, Daisy.
- Yeah, I know. Beside that...

Ugh.

I had a question for you, Dais.

If your best friend"s
life depended on it

and you wanted to try to make
that stain a little bit better,

what chemical would you use?

Honestly, that Vanish
has been working.

- It works miracles.
- Yeah.

Can I see the Vanish?
I wanna try something.

Yeah.

Colin sure kinda looks
like he"s still at work.

I know, I was gonna
say that earlier.

Hey, Dais, you look pretty.

There"s margarita
in the glass jar.

Okay.

We"ve got two extra crewmembers
in this photo, come on.

This stuff is amazing.

Where is that vacuum?

Oh, my God, y"all look gorgeous!

I"ve not stopped tapping,
I"m tapping away.

This is how I teach
people to take my photos.

I love Glenn, but [bleep] me, do
we really have to do this now?

I mean, it looks a
thousand times better.

Yeah, but we do have
that water stain.

I need a ****ing drink.

We"re really far ahead
with the turnaround,

so we"ll look after it tomorrow.

Thank you for helping.

Yeah, my pleasure.

Oh, my God. Whoa.

Okay, kids, have fun.

Vamos.

Are you gonna get in the back?

I"ll go in the back.

Let"s go mix-mix.
Let"s all go in the back.

We can squish.

Vamanos.

Marcos.. Don"t let
them bring you down.

- [bleep]
- Your cooking"s fire.

And the thing is, they"re used
to McDonald"s chicken nuggets.

Ah!

So, guys, should we
just say something

that we"re grateful for,
like how amazing that tip was?

Thank you for this guy ****ing
left the boat tonight.

Yay!

You are an amazing
****ing chef.

Don"t listen to what
some lame charter guests

think about your food, bruü.

I"m, like...

I wanna say that
I never felt like

a family in a such short time.

And all you guys are so amazing.

- Aw!
- Kudos!

[cheering]

Being a chef in this industry,

it gets lonely in
the galley, definitely.

But this crew is different.

So... oh, wait, wait, we"ve got
tequilas, guys, let"s go.

They don"t let you
drown yourself.

We drown all togethers,
or we help you.

I love it.

Cheers to Marcos!

I love you.

Coming up...

I know, I know.

I might wanna sleep with her,

but don"t really wanna be
stuck with the consequences.

Are we ready to order?

I would love to order.

I"ll have the fish.

Oh, I wanted the burrata.

I"ll have the burrata
and the strawberry cake.

What"d you order here?

I"m hammered...
a margarita, of course.

Bottoms up!

You"re like, "This is
not my first rodeo!"

And these b*tches kinda
know what they"re doing.

I"m gonna sleep in until...

All right...

You girls are great.

You girls just...

You two are a team.

I want it to be solid,
especially our team.

Me, too.

I don"t give a sh...
About everyone else.

Without the team, you
break down, you fall apart.

Yeah.

It"s a hard lesson to learn,

it"s a lesson I had
to learn over and over again.

Yeah.

I"m gonna go pee now.

Gabriela, come for a smoke.

Hey, you, what"s happening?

I don"t know what's happening.

What do you mean?

We were in our room earlier,

and Gabriela said Gary
will [bleep] anything.

Do you feel like Gary kind of
shoots his shot with everyone,

and whoever bites is the one
that is gonna end up with him?

Yeah.

Like, you"re the type of person,
you flirt with everyone.

No, listen, just listen.

It"s occurred to me that
Ashley wants two things...

my undivided attention,
and to get in my pants.

Well, let"s see what happens.

I know, I know, and I know,
and that was like, I...

I might wanna sleep with her,

but I don"t really wanna be
stuck with the consequences.

We"ve got this season
together, all right?

Yeah.

I love everyone"s personalities
for everyone.

- I"m a b*tch.
- No, you are not.

Don"t take
my title away from me.

Okay.

- Mwah.
- Aw!

He loves Daisy.

Oh, another one, okay.

[chattering]

Ow!
Oh! [Bleep]

Oi, it"s stuck,
bro, holy sh...

- Strawberry?
- Yes, please.

That"s my ****ing girl.

There you go.

You!

No, [bleep] no.

Okay.
Come here... mwah!

Jesus, Gary!

Ugh!

That was the best kiss
of my life.

Well, she"s taken bigger in her
mouth ****ing give it to her.

Not you, clearly.

You don"t know
what I"ve got down here.

We don"t, and we'd just
tell you to sh...

It"s not so visible
as some of us are.

I"m very drunk.

I"m outta here, my car's here.

Long night, my friend,
long night.

- Oh!
- What?

Oh!

What are we doing when we
go back? I need a plan.

And then a drink.

Okay.

Watch this.

Stop touching it, just leave it.

Oh, why would you touch it?

Ah!

Come on... baby girls.

Can I get out?

Woo.

No, no.

You know what I don"t
understand, Gary?

Tell me, Gary, what
do you not understand?

So, these girls, they all
work together

and they all speak together,

but then they all
throw themselves at you.

- What is this?
- Tequila.

Ah.

Don"t look at me like that.

It"s hard, because I know
it"s not

just gonna be
a few kisses with Ashley.

Sh..., that feels good.

Is that just from me...
whoa, what"s going on here?

Oi, naughty, naughty.

Control yourself.

[bleep] says you that"s
dressed like that

that"s just like,
mother... er.

[laughing]

I"m gonna go change.

You gonna go to beddy-beddy?

I"m gonna go up and
have another drink.

[bleep]

Hey, stop, don"t touch it,
don"t touch it.

Let me see it.

Because he keeps rubbing
his hand through his hair.

- [shouting]
- Yay!

What are you doing?

I don"t know.

He cannot touch his wound.

Let"s just make sure he
doesn"t look stupid, yeah?

[laughing]

- Oh, really.
- Daisy, can you help me please?

Go... go sideways?
Sideways.

I just...
you just said wrap it.

That"s what I did.

I just really want a drink.

Do you need a drink?

- How do you think he feels?
- Yeah.

I"m... that's why I asked you...

I asked him.

[bleep] off, Colin.

Look at Kelsie.

What do you want?

Just hold the gauze there so
he doesn"t keep...

No, not you, him.

Somebody pass me
my drink, Kelsie.

[bleep]

Whew.

Ugh!

I"m traumatized.

[bleep], you are fine.

You are gonna live.

Urgh! Ugh!

If I go to bed, I"m gonna
wake up with no regrets.

If I stay up, maybe I"ll do
something I"ll regret.

Ugh!

Why can"t little Gary behave?

Ugh!

[bleep] Urgh.

[bleep]
Gary.

No, you"re not gonna touch it,

you"re not gonna [bleep]
around with it.

You"re gonna drink some sh...

Take it easy.
Take it easy.

[bleep].
[bleep].

No, I"m going to bed.

Just kidding.

What do you want, a beer?

- I feel bad.
- No, I"m okay.

I don"t know, because
I don"t know how to handle it.

- No, no, no, that"s a lie.
- You"re so annoying.

Come here.

Oh, you"re so rosy-cheeked.

Ooh, Gary, behave yourself.

- You"re so annoying.
- Let"s go have fun.

- Okay.
- Let"s go.

Oh!

Can you take your own towels?

Should we not use
the guest towels?

No, don"t take it off.

- You are so drunk.
- Mm.

- Are you okay?
- Mm-mmm.

Hey!

Colin, come around this side.

This is the king of the Jacuzzi
being enabled.

Whoa!

Tom, Tom, Tom!

Oh!

If you wanna get me more margarita...

Yay! Yes!

Tongue, no tongue, Daisy.

- Me and her...
- Tongue or no tongue?

Oh, my God.

That"s enough.
That"s enough.

Come sit down.

You got a friend in me.

Mwah!

You"ve got muscles.

Gary"s signals are telling me
that he"s not really interested.

- Oh!
- It"s like, whatever.

I"m drunk and horny,
so I"m gonna have a good time,

no matter what.

Gary, where are you going?

I"ll be back in, like, say,
four and a half, five minutes.

- You got any beers?
- Who spilled this?

Ooh!

I"m gonna have another drink.

This is disgraceful.
This is disgraceful.

We"re gonna have to have
a crew meeting tomorrow.

- Yes.
- Ah!

Oh, yes.

Don"t drown the boy, down drown
the boy, we need him alive.

For what?

- For...
- Oh, sorry.

Please do.

Daisy, where"d you go?

Oh, is one of those for me?

- Dais...
- Do not touch me!

Oi!

If you wanna [bleep] a toad...

I didn"t say anyone.

Did you just call me
a ****ing toad?

I don"t think this...

Did you...
did you just call me a toad?

No.

Oh, right.

Oh, I"m... okay, yes.

A toad, I get it now.

Tom has beautiful eyes,
a great body.

We all know what my face did
when Tom walked in the door.

Tom is very attractive, and I
know that I"ve written him off.

But I"m at the point
where it"s not worth me

putting any
more effort into Gary.

So, I think I"m warming up
to the idea of somebody my age.

There, I said it.

Can I have a bottle opener?

Bar"s closed, baby.

You"ve had way too much.

Where will we lie this...
there we go.

Dry it, dry it out, dry it out.

That"s better.

Open your legs.

Open my legs?
Oh God, this is...

This is fun.

Why is there a strange
man behind my bar?

Let me do my hair first.

No, wait, wait, wait...
I"m not ready!

I squashed the idea
of getting with Ashley.

Like, it wasn"t in
my head whatsoever.

Have you ever heard of
the tortoise and the hare?

Yeah, I am living proof that
the tortoise won the race.

That looks funky.

- No!
- Yes.

Tom"s about to get 'em.

Yes, queens!

You guys are so hot.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, Colin, it hurts.

Oh.

Ah!