03x05 - Loose Lips Sink Ships

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Previously on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht..."

You want to set up
like the bar station?

Gabriella is
not my boss. Sit down.

Yeah, I don'’t like
this either.

I'’ve gotten better food
at the ballpark.

The tip comes to
6500 dollars.

They can take that tip
and shove it up their hole.

- Oh, sh--.
- Oh, sh--.

- You.
- No. *bleep* no.

Get the hell away from me!

- Mwah.
- Aw...

Gary'’s signals are telling me
that he'’s not really interested.

Oh!

I'’m going to have a good
time no matter what.

Yes.

The Master?

*bleep*

What the hell
is going on here?

What kind of bizarre
universe am I in right now?

This is either going to improve
Gary and Daisy'’s relationship

or the rest of this charter
season is going to sh--.

Good night, good night,
good night, have fun.

How the *bleep*
did that happen? Jesus.

Tom isn'’t so bad.

I wrote him off
in the beginning,

but I gotta say he doesn'’t act
like a 23 year old in bed.

Oh, dear! *bleep* Bro!

Oh, sh--.

The hairs are starting
to grow back.

Yeah? Oh, nice.

Good morning, Glenn.

Hey, dude, did you
have fun last night?

- Yeah, it was a good night.
- Oh... *bleep*

How was your night?

Everyone was pretty wasted.

*bleep* off,
you'’re such a liar.

We... everyone was there.

It was just me and him?

That'’s a lie.

I swear to God you guys were
like making out in the jacuzzi.

And then I came back
down the stairs.

Stop.

What time did you get
to bed last night?

Snuck into the master.

So you got lucky last night.

Hope you'’re not annoyed.

No, *bleep* it.

I ended up kissing Daisy
in the Jacuzzi.

- Did you enjoy it?
- It was pretty passionate.

We'’re like crawling around
the Jacuzzi.

Gary and Daisy. Gaisy.

That is ----ing funny, though.
Oh my Lord.

My goal is to have
the whole boat done today,

Got to make the beds downstairs.

And then the main saloon
is all.

Should we get stuff ready
for this wash down?

Yay.

- How'’s it going?
- I don'’t know.

I think you shouldn'’t worry.

Gary and Daisy
had a little smooch.

Oh God.

What?

- Morning, Dais.
- Morning.

Ha, there she is!

What are you asking
if he'’s seen me?

Dais, we were like rolling
around in the Jacuzzi.

No, stop.
No, we didn'’t.

Dais, you were on top of me.

No! Stop!

I thought it was
quite passionate, to be honest.

I ----ing told you!

I'’m not going to lie
about kissing someone.

We definitely kissed.

Oh my God.
Oh my God.

I want to die.

Was it long?
No, it can'’t have been.

It was like a second.

Well, you obviously
kissed me.

No, other way around.

Stop, I don'’t want to hear!

I was like, hold my hands,

I was like, Daisy, heal me!

Oh my God.

I'’m never drinking
like that again.

- How was your night?
- We just ----ing banged.

- That was about it.
- You did?

How did I miss
all of these fun times?

Well, not that I wanted to join.

I just mean...

Yeah.
Come on in next time.

Gary, Daisy and Marcos,
can you guys meet me

in the crew mess for a
preference sheet meeting?

Copy.

Gary kissed daisy
in the hot tub.

Geez, did I kiss anyone?

Okay, number three.
Here we go!

James Cox, Jr. from New Jersey,
Primary Charter guest.

James is a luxury real estate
broker in the Manhattan area.

He has sailed all over the world

and eaten at some of
the best restaurants,

so is excited to see what a
yacht chef and crew can do.

Okay, that'’s a challenge,
I think we'’re up to.

Joining James Jr. are
his sister Kimber

and her BFF Bunny.

James Jr.'’s
little brother, Tyler

and James Sr.
will be joining as well.

For dinner on night one,

James Jr. would like the
yacht crew to organize

a 007 75th birthday dinner
for his father, Jim.

I'’m going to have to make
a birthday cake.

- Yeah.
- On day two,

they want a beach picnic
where they can play badminton

Game on.

For dinner, they would
like to have

an authentic Spanish dinner.

I'’m going to try to impress
them a little bit more,

you know, trying to
work with local dishes.

So usually
Spanish dishes are made

by seafood, spices and
the flavors are incredible.

But there'’s so many prep,
so many cuts,

you know, so many hours
cooking on the same pot.

That means a lot of time
in the kitchen.

You know, I'’m going to make
a feast. Spanish feast.

- Cool.
- Yeah, that sounds fun.

All righty.

Are we'’re ready to move on?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

This is Daisy calling
from Sailing Yacht Parsifal.

So for this charter,

I need black and
silver decorations,

flamenco and lots of red décor.

Okay, appreciate it.

Come on.

If one twin cabin has
the hospital corners

angle facing away
from the door

and then across the hall,
the other cabin

has them facing
towards the door,

it'’s not going to look like
we know what we'’re doing.

It'’s not going to be uniform.
This should be common sense.

If you have some experience,
this is a no brainer.

I'’m alright, how are you?

Sh--.

So what are they saying,
is he going to be all right?

My best friend'’s dad,
he collapsed

the other day and is on life
support in the hospital.

It'’s shocking and devastating.

Obviously,
I'’m really close to them

and it'’s like a second
family to me.

There'’s still some hope.

But when you put it all
together, you know, it'’s not...

It'’s not good.

Cheers, mate.
Bye-bye.

Do you need help?

Sweet.

I think that'’s us pretty
much good for the day.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Are you okay?

It'’s just, uh, my best mate's
dad is in a coma.

- The dad?
- Yeah.

I'’m sorry.

Before I came to the boat,

I dropped my car off
at their house.

You know, he wished me
luck, and that--

All right, I'’m going to bed.

Good night.

*bleep*

- Captain?
- How you doing, mate?

No, I'’ve had better days.

What'’s going on?

My best friend'’s dad, he's got
blood clots in his brain,

and it'’s not looking good.

- How old?
- Early '’50s.

Do you think you need
to go there,

or do you need some time to--

I'’m--no, I need
to be here now.

I'’m gonna have a good charter,
I'’m gonna smash it out.

- Hope for the best.
- Yeah.

- Just keep me posted.
- I will do.

All right?

Okay, so, plan for the day.

You know, final vacuum,
make the master,

all the little things
you had on your list.

I'’m gonna crack on with laundry.

Deck team, deck team...

Copy from the deck team.

- What'’s that?
- An awning.

No, not yet.

How'’s this thing working?

This will cool
the whole boat down.

*bleep* yeah.

Why, what'’s going on?

It'’s like, I get it.

I have no problem
respecting you at all.

You lead the way
I wanna be lead.

It'’s the way, like,
it'’s conveyed.

The second stew is entitled
to delegate the third stew.

That'’s just
a normal thing to do.

You know when you have
a 12-year-old kid

and they think they'’re 18
and they wanna wear

the short dress and they
wanna wear the heels,

and you'’re trying
to explain you'’re 12,

and they keep coming back going,
I'’m an adult--

it'’s exactly what
Ashley reminds me of.

I'’ll speak to you
both after the charter.

All crew, all crew,
provisions are here.

Copy.

Langosta.

- Cheese.
- Yep.

I'’m not ready for this
hot Spanish sun.

- Oh!
- Ooh, you all right?

Yeah.

- Is that everything?
- That'’s it!

All crew, all crew, guests are
gonna be here in half an hour.

It'’s a race against
the clock now.

I'’m gonna go for
a little quick walkaround.

c*ck, scuppers.

Okay, Well, it looks good.

Whew, it'’s nice and cool
in here, actually, *bleep*.

All crew, let'’s get everybody
in the c*ck in three minutes.

Ready to rock and roll,
charter number three.

Okay.

This is what we'’re going on.

It'’s beautiful.

No, I'’m not.

You floss your hair
with your teeth?

- You'’re--you're--wait--
- Oh, my God, no, you didn'’t.

-your teeth with your hair?

- Wait, your hair with your--
- Kelsie, that is so nasty.

- You like that?
- Yeah.

How you doing?

- Good, how you guys doing?
- Hi.

Good, it'’s nice to see you.

I'’m Captain Glenn.

I'’m James Cox, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hi, I'’m Daisy.

Hi, Daisy, it'’s a pleasure to
meet you, thank you so much.

James Sr., how you know doing?

Just kick your shoes
off at the top.

Action.

- How you doing?
- Ashley.

- Thank you so much.
- Tom, nice to meet you.

I'’m James, nice to meet you.

Hayden, nice to meet you--
thank you.

- Colin, nice to meet you.
- Hi, Bunny, nice to meet you.

- Hello, I'’m Kelsie.
- Tyler, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you as well.

Welcome to Parsifal III.

We'’ve got a lot of fun stuff
planned for you guys.

Daisy'’s gonna take you guys on
a little tour around the boat,

and we'’ll get ready
to get outta here.

- Awesome.
- Great, thank you so much.

- Welcome aboard.
- This is the c*ck.

So, this is where you'’ll be
eating most of your meals.

Follow me up the stairs.

Up here, we have flybridge.

Here we'’ve got main saloon,

nice to come down here,
get out of the sun.

Obviously, behind you
we have the bar.

I want my wine for sure.

If we go down here,
so, this is the master.

Oh, this is lovely!

And then in here we'’ve
got the two twins as well.

- They'’re identical.
- We'’ll let Bunny decide.

You'’ll find some
difference between the two

that makes a difference to you.

Okay, guys, we'’re ready to go.

You can get the lines off
in whatever order you like.

Do it...

That'’s all lines off, yeah?

All lines clear.

Go to bed, Tom.

That'’s adorable.
Thank you.

- "Adorable?" Come on, Kim.
- I don'’t know.

- Daddy'’s not adorable.
- That'’s not adorable.

- That'’s good.
- That is adorable!

Have you decided on
your menu for dinner?

Yeah, lobster bisque,
beef tenderloin.

You'’re working nights
or mornings?

- I'’m working nights.
- Nights?

Yeah.
We'’re alternating.

I work days and nights.

Twenty-four-seven.

You know, right now it'’s,
like, five knots.

We need more, like,
eight, nine, 10.

Got it.

So, I have to ask
you a question:

what'’s your favorite animal?

Well, I'’m a dog guy.

- What about cougars?
- Cougars?

Yeah.

- Yeah, I don'’t mind cougars.
- You don'’t mind 'em?

- No.
- Seriously?

James! Stop!

They run fast, and...
and they'’re old.

Gary, Gary, Glenn, all right,
I'’m gonna slow right down.

- You gonna do the anchor?
- I'’ll do the anchor, yeah.

Let it go.

That looks good.

Oh, my, look at this water.

*bleep* this is like
a swimming pool.

Down on the frame.

Swim platform down.

Were you doing laundry
or something?

Yeah.

I already flipped the laundry.

Let'’s focus on putting
all this stuff back.

Come on.

How'’s... did you talk to them?

- Ashley and Gabriela?
- Yeah.

Well, I thought I made it
obvious at the tip meeting.

I was like, ee!

I want to remind everyone
that we'’re a team...

Yes.

...and to work with each
other respectfully.

They were at it again today.

I think the egos are getting...

Exactly, that'’s all
that it is.

Daisy, you need
to control this.

It'’s not right, because it
will affect everyone else.

I mean, they'’re ----ing good
at their jobs.

Glad that I'’m busy
in the galley, right?

I have my own problems.

I'’m gonna sit down with
them after the charter?

- After?
- Yeah.

Oh, God.

Coming up...

We also have a small
surprise for Bunny.

The cougar really wants some
dad bods to deliver her cake?

Who are we to let her down?

Here we go.

Oh, my God!

Remember there'’s seven
of them, yeah?

Glenn'’s sitting with them.

For sure.

See, I forget what I'’m doing.

Would you like some more wine?

Yeah, that'’d be awesome.

Ah, b*tch, leave me alone!

Ah! Ah!

The guests are asking
for local flavors,

and that'’s what
they'’re gonna get.

The reason why I'’m making
the lobster bisque so early

is because I want those flavors
to intensify in the broth.

I make it look easy,
but definitely it'’s not.

Payback, I got it.

Yeah, man.

Yeah, it'’s a little bit of wine.

Just shut your mouth, you minor.

- Gabriela?
- Yeah.

Ashley can do dinner service
with me tonight,

and then you can do
tomorrow night.

You can go down and do cabins.

Sweet.

Do you need a hand there?

You'’re looking at him
like you'’re ready

to make out with him again.

Oh *bleep* off, Kelsie.

Honey, you were in bed,
you don'’t even know.

I think Daisy'’s
got a crush on me.

A little one.

Oh, my gosh.

I was pretty much drowning,

and you, like,
grabbed me up...

That'’s such a lie.

I did.

Come here.

I'’m greasy, and there's
glitter on my face.

Yeah.

Yeah, I just feel bad
for them, but I'’m fine.

- Yeah.
- Sucks.

I really just need
to be supportive.

When something like
this happens,

it'’s gonna be there constantly
in the back of your mind,

which is gonna make your job
harder than it already is.

I'’m sorry.
Want some ice cream?

I think...

you should all serve
dessert topless for Bunny.

- To Bunny?
- We'’re out of shape.

I'’m very out of shape.

Do you want me to
show you my body first,

and then you be the judge?

Because I think
it'’s gonna be a hard no.

- All right, are you ready?
- Me, I'’ve been ready.

- You were born ready?
- Yeah.

Do you like the wine?

Yes.

- Yeah, red, white, blue?
- Anything.

I'’m king of the world!

That all looks very nice.

Oh, my God, I love this décor.

You'’re welcome.

- Evening, ladies and gentlemen.
- Hey, Glenn.

- Thanks for inviting me.
- Appreciate it.

I hope it'’s good.

Me too.

We'’re ready whenever you are.

You can go. Careful.

- Happy birthday.
- So, happy birthday, Dad.

We have a lobster bisque
with Majorcan lobster,

and I put a toast point on
top with a Sriracha aioli.

Very nice.

Wow.

Mmm.
Oh, yeah.

That'’s awesome.

Okay, what next, Chef?

Beef tenderloin.

Are you all finished?

Yeah, thank you.

- Do you want a glass of water?
- Mm-mmm.

- He'’s fine.
- All right.

Okay, the starter'’s cleared.

So, do you think we'’ll
have some wind tomorrow?

Yeah, we'’ll have
a good sail tomorrow.

Yeah? Cool.

I wanna go as long as we can,

and I wanna make Marcos,
like, tip sideways.

- Why are you being nice?
- I'’m very nice.

Okay.

Daisy, just because you
kissed me once doesn'’t mean

you can'’t ----ing...
"why am I being nice?"

Let'’s go!

So, this one
is a beef tenderloin.

And then I put the potatoes
from Mallorca

with eggplant, very famous
here on the island.

- Enjoy it.
- Thank you so much.

This is delicious.

It'’s so tasty.

How'’s your steak, buddy?

- He'’s taking a nap.
- He is taking a nap.

He'’s snoring.

All right--
My baby brother.

What do you think, Captain?

- I think he'’s fine.
- He'’s snoring.

- No.
- We'’ll prop you up.

What is this, like,
Weekend at Parsifal?

Tyler loved his.

Baby brother.

Okay, we'’re ready
for the cake.

♪ Happy birthday to you

Oh, Marcos!

♪ Happy birthday to you

♪ Happy birthday, dear James

♪ Happy birthday to you

- Woo!
- Yay!

Happy birthday, Dad.

Thank you, James.

So, our T-shirts are
coming off now, correct?

Yeah, but you'’re only
serving Bunny.

Don'’t be a creep
to anything else.

I need to do some push-ups.

- Okay.
- Right.

Can I put smiley faces
on my n*pples?

We also have a small surprise
for Bunny as well.

Oh, God!

Here we go!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my *bleep*

I want a picture with them.

Look, if the cougar really
wants some dad bods

to deliver her cake,
who are we to let her down?

- Thank you, guys!
- Thank you!

That'’s hilarious.

Coming up...

Just put your foot
on the bottom...

- Yeah.
- ...and then push up.

- They'’re right there.
- Oh, sh--.

I'’m so embarrassed.

There can at least
be a tablecloth.

Our little bar could
have been set up.

You guys don'’t move fast enough.

Tom did this by himself.

All right, we don'’t
need attitude.

Thank you all for doing that.

Thank you very much for dinner.

- Thank you.
- That was a lot of fun.

Hello!

- Come here.
- Stop!

When you talk to Gary
and Daisy individually,

they'’ll tell you they basically
hate the other person.

Mm!

But then when they'’re together,

there'’s this connection between
them that they can'’t resist.

'’Cause I can overhear her
talking about you boys.

That'’s why I knew
she'’d like it.

It'’s getting wild.

She'’s obviously single.

I'’m trying to get him going.

Whoa, don'’t let him
slide under that table.

Come on, Ty.

- Tyler.

Second wind, let'’s go.
We'’re gonna go.

He can lay down
there for a little.

We'’re not gonna leave
him here, are we?

I'’ll have the boys help
him down in a little bit.

That was a fun date, Tyler.

Glad you had so much fun.

It'’s hilarious.

Jesus.

Oh, it'’s so good.

You can go to bed.

Yes, Mom.

Can we help you set
the table for breakfast?

I would be happy to.

My sister'’s really good
with table décor.

- Really?
- Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

You should come over for
Thanksgiving some year.

I will.

Pulse checked, he is...

he'’s very drunk.

Hey, buddy.

Tyler.

- Hey, buddy.
- Tyler.

We need to get you down
to your cabin.

This guy is ----ing
wasted right now.

Tyler.

Tyler, you gotta get up.

That'’s how you do it.

Tyler, get up, buddy.

It'’s kinda hilarious.

- Get under there.
- Come on.

Tyler, you gotta stand up.

But such a bad idea.

Next thing you know,
he'’s in the water, overboard.

- Night-night.
- Mwah.

We'’ll see you in
the morning, honey.

- Okay.
- Okay. See you then.

What a w*nk*r.

Gotta go to the bathroom
before you sleep?

- Didn'’t I just go?
- Nope.

- Thank you.
- No problem.

- Happy birthday.
- Thanks.

Good night, sleep well.

You, too.

Thanks, guys, good night.

You'’re very welcome,
good night, good night.

Good night, have a nice sleep.

Night-night.

- Marcos.
- Yo.

Yeah, sure.

Morning, Dais.

- Here'’s your apple juice.
- Thank you.

I'’m making cheese plate,
cold cuts,

fruit plate, crepes, apple tart.

What time we
planning on leaving?

About 9:30.

Set up the beach picnic.

I don'’t think we're gonna get
any sailing in this morning.

No current, no breeze.

There'’s some wind
around this afternoon.

So, maybe after lunch.

I think we'’ll just
let Dad and Tyler

- sleep until they wanna wake up.
- Absolutely.

- Good morning.
- Morning.

- How is everyone?
- Good.

What'’s our schedule for the day,

can we sail for at
least some portion of it?

At the moment, there'’s not
a lot of wind, unfortunately.

Yeah.

But we were planning on doing
a beach picnic for you today,

and playing some badminton.

When the guests can'’t get a
good sail in,

it'’s imperative that
the interior team

go above and beyond
to keep them happy

and make sure that
everything goes perfectly.

I ----ing hate that, ugh.

And then this afternoon,
hopefully, the wind can pick up.

- Okay, thank you.
- You'’re welcome.

It'’s too bad we're not
sailing right now

so Tyler would
fall out of his bed.

Gary, Gary, Glenn.
Start picking up.

Do you wanna take this,
and I'’ll get the tender.

Yeah.

Hey.

Ashley'’s just down doing cabins,

the rest of them are
awake except the master.

Okay.

Go ahead, anchor'’s
at the waterline.

Copy that, thanks, mate.

Come into the crew mess
for a second.

So, as soon as
the deck are ready,

we'’re gonna go ashore.

You'’re doing lunch, and...

I'’m just bringing
over table stuff.

- Just table stuff...
- Yeah.

...for the moment, and set up.

Then come back, get the
guests with all their drinks,

and then lunch at 1:30.

Okay.

Perfect.

Perfecto, thank you
for the communication.

I need you...
yeah, you two wait... okay.

Babe, babe?

- She'’s hot, eh?
- She is hot.

- No, she'’s pretty.
- Yeah, she'’s very pretty.

Seeing as I can'’t get action
with the girls on board...

And she'’s funny,
she'’s funny, too.

...let me go with the guests.

*bleep* how come you can'’t
get any action

with the girls on board?

Well, because Daisy kissed me.

What?
What the hell?

She attacked me.

I like chicks that'’s got spunk
and that'’s full of life.

And who'’s that?

What?

No, I'’m kidding.

He lives!

Good morning, sunshine.

How'’d you sleep?

Oh, my gosh, like a baby. Apparently.

So funny.

I don'’t know what
you were drinking,

you were just... .

Oh, I'’ll be having
a nap before dinner.

Let go port, let go port.

Watch your hands on that.

That'’s one
and a bit shots in the water.

We should be good.

You guys need
some help up there?

I think we got it,
thanks, though.

Are you sure? I'’ll come and
help you, if you need it.

- Thank you.
- You'’re welcome.

A little bit heavier.

Yes.

In case you'’re missing anything
in your cabin, I stowed it.

What was that?

Oh, my God, you weren'’t
supposed to see me like this.

Everybody'’s clothes
are completely mixed up.

That'’s it, I think.

So, sandwiches for lunch, no?

Three different types
for the beach.

Okay. Okay.

Today I'’m gonna make
a light lunch,

like sandwiches and salads.

For me, it'’s a smart move
to dedicate more time

to the feast
I'’m gonna deliver tonight.

It'’s like always one step ahead.

Good morning, good morning,
good morning.

Good morning.

This might be a two-person job.

Ugh!

Ooh, it'’s hot.

My a*s better be
----ing peachy after this.

Okay, I think we'’re gonna need
to tag-team this tarp, too.

Maybe we just walk it over?

Okay, Gary'’s here with the
tender, if you'’re ready to go.

Ah!

I'’m so sandy.

Gary, Gary, some of the
guests are on their way

down to the swim platform now.

Is your radio up all the way,

because mine'’s
somewhere in this mess.

Oh.

Well, I may take that off you,

because that'’s glass.

Oh, it is hot as hell.

Thanks, man.

Can you just do a hitch on it?

Yeah, but I think
we'’re gonna need

a bit more slack
for when it raises.

Bye, guys, have fun.

Okay, tied right here.

- Watch the road.
- I am, I am.

- Keep your eyes on the road.
- Yes, boss.

This thing
looks freaking silly.

And how does this attach, then?

Do you have more rope?

Yeah, you want this, like,
in individual wrapping,

or you want it on a plate?

I mean, on a plate looks nicer,

but maybe individually
wrapped is better.

I mean, this is why
I hate beach picnics...

it'’s never gonna
look as good as...

- Yeah.
- ...if you were on the boat.

Just put your foot
on the bottom...

- Yeah.
- ...and then push up.

Okay.

This is insane.

Whew, it was sweaty down there.

It'’s probably gonna be
the easiest to get off

the front of the boat,
off the bow.

They'’re right there.

Oh sh--.

Maybe we just set up...
give '’em badminton to play?

Got it?

---ing cluster*bleep*.

I'’m so embarrassed.

There could at least
be a tablecloth,

our little bar could have been
set up, and the chairs.

You guys don'’t move fast enough.

Okay, well, someone
needs to keep them

distracted from this whole area.

Yeah.

Badminton'’ll be fun in the wind.

Face away from the debauchery.

Maybe we should play it under
the tent that they can'’t erect.

If anyone wants to sit, you may.

Can you just try to help us
get this tent up first?

What happened?
Tom did this by himself.

All right, we don'’t
need attitude.

I just wanna be in the shade.

*bleep*

I just wanna be in the shade.

All right, we don'’t
need attitude.

Where'’s Tom when you need him?

- How'’s it going?
- It'’s going swimmingly.

This looks awful.

Pull this down.

So embarrassing.

Ah...

Yeah.

See, now, just make this neat.

- Thank you.
- Can I get you a beverage?

Yeah, I'’ll have a
bottle of wine, please.

I brought an extra-large
straw for you today.

Yeah, perfect.

I'’m mortified.

Guests are standing
right there.

Did you just wanna
give me a half-pour?

- No, I'’m just kidding.
- I didn'’t want it to get warm.

That'’s what makes
me good at my job.

Sorry you guys had to see
that... so, where were we?

Here'’s some more wine.

Oh, wow, guys, good job.

- Okay, let'’s go.
- Food is on its way.

Whew.

So, how come
we'’re taking this down?

Because you can'’t sail with it.

Oh, yeah, I suppose it'’s like
a bit of a parachute, isn'’t it?

- Hey.
- Yo.

How is it going at the beach?

Not well.

Why?

I thought that'’s what
you were supposed

to be doing for this last hour.

Why didn'’t you radio
us for help?

Okay.

What the *bleep*?

Did they say they
needed anything else?

I can'’t be everywhere
at the same time.

I don'’t get paid enough
for this sh--.

When you go over with this,
can you send Gabriela back?

Yes.

You'’ll help Ashley, yeah?

Yeah.

Gary, do you want me
to go, or...

- FYI.
- Yes?

As soon as the guests are back
on board, we'’re gonna pick up

- and go, so...
- Okay.

This is so nice in
the shade here.

- Isn'’t it?
- Yeah.

Not sitting and baking
in the sun.

This is what you think
it'’s gonna look like,

and then this is, like, reality.

That'’s why I try
not to look at it.

Look over here.

Oh!

- She won me over.
- Oh, yeah, you did.

Welcome, Tom,
how was your morning?

Ow *bleep*.

- Beach party.
- Ah.

Next...

And the food is on that boat.

This is awesome,
this is beautiful.

Do you take breaks?

- Not at all.
- Not at all.

Like, me, no, it'’s like
all day, din, din, din.

We have roast beef, tuna,
or Caprese.

Oh, I'’ll have the Caprese.

Sure.

I love tomatoes and cucumber
and feta, so good.

This is really good.

I feel like I'’m at sixth grade
camp, opening my sandwich.

- Oh, you'’re back.
- Yep.

I heard the beach was
a sh---show.

Mm-hmm. They had to watch us struggle,

trying to set up the tent.

But it'’s done, guests are happy
and they said it looks nice.

- Okay.
- We made it work.

- Are you all finished?
- Oh, I am, thanks.

I didn'’t think you were
gonna make it this morning,

- I'’m not gonna lie.
- Ah!

Well, I thought the same of you.

What'’s going on, bro?

*bleep* these are fresh.

They'’re still moving.

Super fresh.

I'’m doing paella, tapas.

For the main event, we'’re
gonna make a seafood paella

with scallops,
lobster, calamari,

and traditional bomba rice.

It'’s gonna be flamenco inside
their mouth, like...

- Finish it strong.
- Yeah, man.

Excited to get you guys sailing.

Get in, Gary,
get in, yeah, woo!

Take your time, take your time.

Oh, I'’m so wet.

Could I get a beer,
when anybody has a chance?

Yeah, of course.

You might make it to
the end of the night

if you just drink beer.

There'’s a little bit of breeze,

so we'’ll get these
NautiBuoys away

and we'’ll we're going sailing.

That thing can
go straight on tow.

I feel like I just
returned from w*r.

Where is Ashley disappeared...
she keeps running off.

No, she'’s with Tom
in the cabin?

- Why?
- I'’m in the laundry.

Tom, I gotta go do
the anchor and stuff.

I'’ll get these.

Are you ready for
your break, Ashley?

I am very ready for my break.

See you in two hours,
back in your blacks.

Colin, Colin, Colin, Glenn.

You can start picking
up whenever you like.

- Here you go.
- Thank you, Daisy.

You'’re welcome.

Seven knots.

Like, seriously,
I just wanna be sailing.

So, I'’m just going
to see what happens here.

Listen, people come
on a sailboat to sail.

You gotta try everything.

Anchor'’s off the bottom,
anchor'’s off the bottom.

Copy, off the bottom, thank you.

Let'’s pair away and
get the gennie up.

Showing at six knots.

Sh--.

We'’re gonna do the mizzen now.

Going up.

If you don'’t try, then you're
just a motorboat, right?

You'’re just a motorboat.

Wow.

There she goes.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay, that'’s good,
let'’s go to the main.

Going up.

They'’re giant.

Okay, that'’s half a wrap,
and hold.

- Excellent.
- Okay, let'’s go.

Is the motor off now?

All right, so,
are you feathering?

It'’s done, yeah.

Colin, catch some wind.

- I'’m trying.
- The wind'’s died off.

There was more when we were
trying to play badminton.

Yeah.

It'’s not working.

Sh--, five knots.

There'’s no wind.

*bleep*

*bleep* me.

Coming up...

- Thirty-one knots.

What happened?

Let me get this
engine started.

Are we gonna run aground?

Seven knots...

no whitecaps, nothing.

Sh-- we'’re, like, going
the opposite direction.

Hey, Bunny, you have
a lotta hot air.

Make these sails go.

- Oh, my God.
- I don'’t know about that.

Sorry there'’s no wind, but
I promise dinner'’ll be amazing.

Okay, we'’re gonna
put these sails down.

All right.

You wanna steer while we do it?

Sure.

So, Gabriela, you'’re
doing dinner service,

she'’s doing turn-downs.

And the theme tonight is...

Yeah, is the Spanish flamenco.

Flamenco, so the fans,
the roses, the red...

- Exactly.
- Yeah, okay.

Looks good, Glenn.

- Good?
- Yeah.

Colin, you can let her go.
Let'’s go to one and a half.

Copy, one and a half.

Right now we probably have
about 18 feet underneath us.

Okay.

But we are 15 feet
under the water.

Wow.

That'’s one and a half, mate.

That'’s something we
try not to do.

Oh!

*bleep* Yes, that'’s a rose.

She did it, that'’s what
we'’re doing tonight.

Oh, look at you, coming to
give me your dirty laundry.

Yep, wet.
Everything'’s wet.

All right, almost ready.

Do you wanna go get changed?

Yeah.

Oh, my God, it'’s amazing.

- I think that'’s good.
- All right, cool.

I'’m really excited to
see what dinner'’s about.

I'’m excited that I'm up for it.

We are ready.

Would you care
for some Rioja, Tyler?

- You know what, no.
- Okay.

Yes, I'’ll have some.

- Okay.
- Light pour, light pour.

Heavy pour.

Okay.
That'’s pretty hot.

Thank you.

Oh, the food, okay.

I am so relaxed right now,
I can'’t even.

What do you think that could be?

I can hear them sizzling.

Whoa.
You'’ve outdone yourself!

Here he is!

Typical Spanish food tonight.

Octopus a la Gallega,
calamaris en su tinta,

shrimp al ajillo, and
some oysters with caviar.

- Nice, amazing.
- Oh, my God.

This is delicious.

Just go like this.

Hey.

- Okay?
- Yeah, I'’m done.

Good job.

Holy guacamole.

That paella is prettier than me.

Ready whenever you are.

All right.

Holy moly.

Seafood paella with chorizo.

Enjoy, guys.

That looks so good.

- Do you like it, Tyler?
- Yeah.

It is really good.
I'’ve tried it.

Are they happy
with the paella?

- Yeah, I think so.
- Yeah?

Yeah.

Man, I'’m full, and I haven't
finished this up yet.

How are we feeling, are
we full, we'’re slowing down?

So, everything'’s delicious.

And you can finish at 10:00.

Okay.

Why did you zoom in on me?

Tyler.

What?

Let'’s go.

I'’m coming, James, I'm coming.

If it gets more swelly,
can we put a fender

- next to this tender?
- Yeah.

- There'’s no wind.
- It said it was picking up,

but it should
have picked up by now.

Yeah, have a good sleep, buddy.

Okay, dude, I'’ll see you
in the morning.

- Good morning.
- Morning.

I don'’t know where he went.

Captain.

Let me get this engine started.

*bleep*