03x15 - Salty Seamen

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"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

I've known Gary a long time.

You don't understand
how casual it is.

It's not gonna hurt me.
I don't give a flying ****.

Don't b*tch at me when it comes
and bites you in the a*s.

On night one, the guests
would like to celebrate

Lane and Amanda's engagement
with a white party,

accompanied by
a seafood-focused dinner spread.

Lane, actually like
molecular gastronomy.

It's a big challenge,
right here.

The weather right now,
it's really bad.

Is there gonna be any chance
to put up the sails?

I don't think so.

My best friend's mom just died.

The last thing I wanna
do right now is cook.

*BELOW DECK SAILING YACHT*
Season 03 Episode 15

Episode Title: "Salty Seamen"
Aired on: June 06, 2022.

It's a shower, party time.

Engagement party.

Marcos, what's going on?

What?

Oh, my God.

Yeah, she got a heart attack.

He couldn't even
go to Venezuela.

He was in Miami.

He couldn't even
actually see her.

Oh, my Lord, bro.

Yeah, yeah.

Juan Carlos is one
of my oldest friends.

I wish I can be
with him right now,

because I've been there before.

My grandpa died,
my grandma died,

and I couldn't
go back to Venezuela

because of immigration status.

That was tough.

7:20, I have to
****ing get ready.

They can wait a little bit, bru.

This is more important than
the ****ing guests.

Hey, ladies,
I have your champagne.

- Do you wanna go sit down for a little bit?
- Huh?

No, I have to...

Well, if you want me to come
and keep you company, bru,

I'm here.

- Whatever you need, Marcos.
- Thanks, bro.

It's not easy to swallow this,

because it's, like,
I imagine it's my mom.

I just hope that sh...
Don't happen to me.

All right, business.

One of the things
that we wanna do,

a little bit of a crew
versus guest races.

Yeah, yeah, I think Gary's
already thinking about it, yeah.

Oh, is he?
Okay, good.

- Thank you, guys.
- You're welcome.

Something romantic.

Yes, it's always.

Okay, if you need me
to do anything-

- ****ing...
- Lose it.

Lose my sh...

So, these are
the wrong way round.

Oh... what?

So, you reach
for your water glass,

then your white wine first.

- Really?
- Yeah.

You know, actually, I think I
just need a little bit of color.

- Gorgeous.
- Looking good...

- Thanks.
- ...my bride to be.

-Chin-chin
-Woohoo.

Ashley, if there's a cabin free,
you can go down and do it.

Okay.

I love the lights,
look at the lights.

Marcos, the guests are
sitting for dinner.

Just fill it right to the top.

- Can I start going?
- Yes, you can.

Is all this going up right now?

Yes.

Speaking in Spanish...

There's one more.

- Okay.
- No!

I like to present the food
that I cooked, so, you know...

Yeah! Wow.

Well, we have a seafood night.

We have octopus a la Gallega,

then we have mussels
with chorizo,

clams with white wine
and oregano sauce.

Then we have saffron rice.

- We're all allergic to seafood.
- Yeah.

No, I'm just joking,
I'm totally joking.

- Perfect.
- All right, guys, enjoy.

Thank you so much
for everything.

You know what,
let's dig in while it's hot.

He said these are
the chicken tenders?

- Yes.
- Perfect, thank you.

Chicken of the sea.

It's chicken of the sea.

Yo, yo, yo.

Huh.

Yeah?

- Don't eat me!
- Stop.

Don't eat me!
Ow! Ow!

Aw, come on!

It really is impressive,
the variety of seafood.

- That was delicious.
- k*lled it.

My best friend's mom died, bro.

Oh, really?

I heard that, like, an hour and
a half before I served diner.

I was, like ****ing...

Sorry, Marcos.

I always got this news
when I'm ****ing cooking.

When my grandpa died,
when my grandma died,

that's when you realize
how strong you are.

- Can I get you anything?
- Yeah. - Yeah.

- All done?
- I think we're throwing in the towel, yeah.

- We're throwing in the towel.
- All right.

Marcos, we're ready for
desserts whenever you are.

I'm all done.

Dinner was absolutely amazing.

- It was good?
- Amazing.

Ah. Nice.

We have crème brûlée, star fruit
on the side... enjoy it.

- Thank you. Gracias.
- Yeah.

- All right.
- Mm.

Do you normally work this
hard on your day trip boats?

No.

No one works this hard.

Not only are you a pretty face
and a bundle of joy

and my ray of sunshine,
you're a good worker.

I've just got it all.

You do, it's the whole package.

Awkward.

I don't blame him,
she's ****ing hot.

But, like, it's just, like,
it's so ****ing

predictable at this point.

Hello, gorgeous, you
look so good tonight.

You're beautiful tonight, Daisy.

Control yourself.

Says you that's
dressed like that.

Glenn, you look great
in those pants tonight.

Are you flirting with me?

Like, he flirts with everyone.

It's actually ****ing hilarious.

Like, it's really comical.

What you giggling at?

Gary's a very funny guy.

God.

You guys all look fantastic
tonight, for real.

Thank you for dressing up and
for helping us celebrate this.

And your guys
engagement was good.

- Yeah.
- We're happy to be here.

I would love to meet someone.

That would be amazing.

But 34 years have passed
and there's been no one,

so I will not be
holding my breath.

Oh-di-oh-di-oh-di-oh!

He shoots three points,
and he rims it.

- What's next?
- Whatever you want.

I think we were looking
to saber a bottle.

- Yeah?
- Should we go do it right now?

Yeah, sure.
I'll go get a knife.

So, how was dinner?
Everything good?

Well done on him for sure.

We're very, very lucky.

Hang on, hang on.

Okay, one, two, three.

Woo!

So, tomorrow is my birthday.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Just wondering if you can
join us for dinner.

- Sure, I'd love to.
- Yeah? Awesome.

That'd be great.

Did you hear what happened?

- Did I hear what happened?
- Yeah.

Oh ****.

When did this happen?

During dinner service, just
before the guests sat down.

How did she pass away?

- She had a heart attack.
- Jesus.

She sabered that bottle, man...
really, like, nailed it.

Was it a clean swipe?

Perfectly clean.

- All right?
- Yeah, I appreciate it.

Good, thanks.

And now I'm gonna go to bed.

Okay, good night.

- Thank you, see you in the morning.
- Night, see you in the morning.

So, what time did you
say the wind's picking in?

Overnight... it's gonna
be very interesting

to see how that swell
comes through that cut.

This weather gives me
anxiety from last time.

Is it bad out?

Pretty sure it was like this
when we dragged last time.

Can you get a couple
fenders up on deck?

Just in case, yeah.

Just in case,
you know, I mean...

Whoa, there's
a nice gust, feel that?

There is a few boats around.

Yeah, so... yeah, just keep
an eye out for boats drifting.

I wouldn't be surprised,
but not...

what the **** can
you do, you know?

I'm not worried about Parsifal,

I'm worried about all these
other little boats around us.

You know,
they might drag into us.

That's the critical thing.

Just be vigilant
about your surroundings.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.

I'll see you in the morning.

This weather gives me
anxiety from last time.

- Good night, sleep tight.
- See you later, bye.

Good night, Gary.

As soon as you're done
with that, you can go to bed.

This boat has none of their nav
lights on... tsk, tsk, tsk.

How you doing, big papa,
are you okay?

Way better.

He say he don't believe it.

Life's unfair, eh?

That's why you've gotta make
the most of every day,

if you can, you know?

Yeah.

Mm.

Jesus Christ.

There is a boat that's getting
too close for comfort.

What's happening?

It's kinda out of my control,

and I need someone else
who has the ability

to move the boat
if we need to move it.

That's a long way from
where we were sitting.

Another boat's moving
down there,

another one's moving there.

Oh, it's been ****

...actually...

Very glad Kelsie woke me up.

Clearly, the wind's
blowing its t*ts off,

and a split-second could
make the difference.

We've learned the hard way
once this season already,

and I don't want that to happen
ever again in my life,

let alone twice in one season.

Thirty one.

- See you later, mate.
- See you later.

Gary told me about your
friend, are you okay?

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Today will be a good day.

Morning, you slept good, though?

Terrible.

Can I get you
a coffee or anything?

- Tea, please.
- Tea? Sure.

I'll do a coffee and an
orange juice, if that's okay.

Yeah... do you think you'd like
breakfast at about 10:00?

Yeah, that'd be... yeah.

I guess the kite-surfing
would be fun.

Yeah.

What's going on, Barns?

So, this 15-meter line is
the next wake-up call.

The engines are ready to
fire up at any moment.

So, I think it's gonna be, like,

10:00 they're
gonna have breakfast.

Okay.

- Becky's birthday.
- Happy birthday, Beck-Becks.

- Thank you.
- How'd you sleep?

- Oh, how did I sleep?
- Yeah.

- Not great.
- No.

There was rocking and banging.

You can go down to cabins.

Okay.

Thirty-four knots.

Go wake Glenn up,
I'm gonna fire up.

We're dragging.

Glenn?

Hey, we're dragging.

Just did a pretty big one, yeah.

Oh... oh.

How bad?
Well, we're parallel to that.

- How much wind?
- Thirty-one.

****

I don't understand how we could
****ing drag so much chain.

At this stage, we have no
choice but to re-anchor,

because it's not just
dragging into shallow water,

it's dragging and knocking out
a few boats who are behind us.

Okay, we're gonna have to go
and pick up.

Are the guests up?

Yes, and they could
feel the boat.

All right, let's just
come ahead,

pull them both up,
and re-drop it.

All we need is ****ing
maybe 50 meters forward.

It's 30 to 40 knots,

which is a lot of wind to
be maneuvering the boat in.

It's ****ing gnarly.

So, you can watch port,
I'll watch starboard.

Point the direction of
the chain, like, there.

Okay.

It's ****ing windy.

Holy sh...

Now it's the other way.

- ****
- ****ing hell.

Mate, we're turning around,

we're turning
the **** around.

I think we're dragging.

The horizon is spinning.

I'm gonna come ahead a
little bit to stay off of it.

- Gotcha.
- All right? Going ahead.

Guys, guys, guys,
we've got a chain

wrapped round the anchor chain.

Like, a smaller chain.

This could be a
really serious problem.

There's a small chain
wrapped around port side.

It's not his chain,
it's too thin.

Too thin, yeah... it's probably
just loose on the ground.

This could get hairy
very quickly.

If we can't get these
anchors up,

then we're gonna
continue to drag

and we're going to end up
hitting these little,

tiny boats, and we can't
get them up like this.

- Stop, stop, stop!
- Mother... er.

Okay, bring port up
and starboard

at the same time, please.

Stop, stop, stop!
Mother... er.

Any way we can get it
off the hook or something?

What the **** is
going on out there?

Could you pass a croissant?

- Butter?
- Okay!

Holy sh... this is chaotic.

I've obviously gotta get
this off the anchor

before I pull it into the boat,

because this kind of
debris could get caught

in our own propeller, which
would seriously break something.

I literally just want
to scream right now.

Oh sh...

- This is wonderful!
- Yeah.

Go up and tell Glenn I'm
gonna need a couple of minutes.

We've got, like,
an anchor about this big.

We're just unwrapping it now.

All right.

Can I go?

- Yeah, you can go.
- ****

We're trying to go forward
and re-anchor,

because we dragged even more
in the last, like, half an hour.

There's a little bit of anchor
chain on our port anchor.

We're wondering if
this might be a bad idea.

Oh mother... er.

Yeah... oh, stop, stop... ah!

Okay, bring port up.

I'm gonna go now, yeah.

What's our chance of
success getting that off?

I'm gonna jump in the tender.

Maybe all this
will hold it down.

Perfect.

I'm coming ahead, coming ahead.

You look like you're all
about to blow away.

Yep.

We've gotta make 100 percent
sure that any line

on that anchor or the chain
doesn't go in the thruster.

We're dragging.

We're dragging. Colin!

Okay, the line's clear.

I'm coming ahead to the spot
where we're gonna re-anchor.

Let's get 'em ready to drop.

Let's put both brakes on.

What kind of Benny
is this, lobster?

- Yeah.
- Looks like lobster.

Gary, you might as well wait in
there till we're re-anchored.

Okay, port down.

Let starboard go,
let starboard go.

Okay, Glenn, Glenn,

that looks and feels
like it's grabbing good.

Copy that, thanks, mate.

How is everyone doing?

Would anyone else like
anything from Marcos?

- I don't think so.
- You're hustling.

Is the captain
doing stunts or what?

- Yeah, we're just showing off.
- Yeah!

- We're all good now.
- I thought so.

It's under control.

I just turned main engine off.

Mama mia, this frikkin' wind.

It's slowly going down, so we
should be good holding in here.

Can I, like, fold
this down for now?

Yeah, that's fine, fold it down.

- There you are!
- Here I am.

Busy morning for you, buddy.

It's been interesting, yeah.

So, we're trying to think
of what you guys can do.

If it calms down this afternoon,

would it be possible to even
try getting the sails up?

It's meant to
be three-meter waves,

and that's not fun at all.

Maybe tomorrow morning
or something.

Yeah, all right, well,
we'll keep the hope alive.

If you could send
Barnaby out now,

'cause we're gonna get an
opinion from him.

Yeah.

Either way, we'll have fun.

- Perfect, thank you.
- Cool, thank you.

Yay, food.

So, two things about this group
you need to know.

Number one, we love to dress up,

and number two, we're all
a little bit competitive.

- Yeah.
- So,

we thought
we wanna do a relay.

So, you choose your four team
members,

we're gonna choose
our four team members.

Okay, so it's gonna
be four versus four.

- Yeah, four versus four.
- Okay.

So, we're gonna be playing
for the seaman cup trophy.

Ah, that is brilliant!

What we need from you
are ideas for events.

Okay. So...

Are you up for
the challenge, Gary?

I can't wait, yeah.
Game on!

Between those seamen
and our seamen...

Oh. Sorry. Are you okay?

Who's got the strongest
swimmers?

- We need a referee from each team.
- Okay.

Matt has kindly
volunteered to referee.

Okay.

Maybe Captain Glenn could
referee for you guys.

- Yeah, that's a great idea.
- I feel like he's the most fair.

Mm-hmm.

- Okay, right.
- Is that gonna work?

Yeah, that's gonna
work really well.

All right.

If I can.

If I can, please.

You ever eat
prosciutto and melon?

- Yeah.
- It's an Italian antipasto.

It's gonna be, like,
wow, oh, my God.

Can you do that with any liquid?

- Any.
- Interesting.

Okay, sweet.

What's your team?

It depends on the events.

- Depends on our team?
- , okay.

We all wanna do it.

Well, we were thinking we should
maybe do two guys, two girls.

Should we change it
to six people?

Are you cool with that?

I am, yeah, because
we just have

to from our side,
unfortunately.

Okay. Okay, perfect.

Okay, we're gonna do six
on six, so there's no tears.

Gary, Colin, Kelsie, Ashley,

and then there's
Big B and Scarlett.

I'm just gonna see
what he comes up with.

I don't wanna...

I'm already in trouble
because I was like,

"I wanna do it, I wanna do it,"

and they were like, "Neh,
you might not get to do it."

Yeah, I understand.

Okay, thank you.

And she says I'm a child.
It's so annoying.

"I wanna do it, I wanna do it,
I wanna do it."

- Ooh!
- What do we have?

I come bearing gifts.

Ooh, these are the uniforms?
Awesome.

Hey, guys, start getting
into our swims soonish.

Yeah, he's given us some,
like, uniforms.

Sounds good.

Daisy, I think last
night they invited me

to have dinner with them.

I think we should put the
trophy up by the Jacuzzi, too.

And champagne.

Did you know that Glenn's
joining them for dinner?

I completely forgot to say it.

- Wow.
- Sorry.

Okay.

I didn't know that.

Can I do something to help?

- Sh...
- Sorry.

**** me.

I feel so guilty.

Sorry, Marcos.

**** this.

Coming up...

Have you ever done a hurricane?

That sounds great.

You guys are gonna
give us the hurricanes.

If they ask, we will provide.

Let's go!

- Ah!
- Okay, bring port up and starboard

Oh, my God.

Arr, we be lookin'
for some treasure.

All right, we be
a team of pirates,

ready to take on
you swallowing...

Time out, time out.

...Navy b*stards!

All right, take it away,
Captain Glenn.

So, we do three laps,

two people each,
on the Tiwals...

Ooh!

...around the buoy,
and come back.

Cool.

And then everyone on the
team gets on a paddle board,

just once around the boat.

And then up to
the Jacuzzi for the finish.

Arr!

On your marks, get set...

Go!

Come on, don't lose!

Go, go, go!

Woo!

Pirates forever!

Pass the baton!

Yes!

Let's all go to the mainland!

- Woo!
- Go, go, go!

- Good, huh?
- This is surprisingly close.

Sure, cut us off!

You guys!

I think that's two professional
sailors being caught up.

They got 'em,
they got 'em on the run.

Too downwind.

There's no ****ing way
I'm losing this race.

I got this.

Ah!

No touching, Barnaby!

Oh sh..., they're... oh, no!

Other way, other way, other way!

Oh sh...,
they're going in circles.

What the...

Barnaby is a sailing instructor,
for ****'s sake.

He should be doing
his job better.

Have they gone around the buoy?

- Yeah, they have.
- Okay.

But they're struggling a bit.

Oh. Oh, no! Ah!

Oh, no!

They had it and
they messed up on the mark.

Never surrender!

Everybody on their paddle board.

Seamen, in the water.

- Scoot back, scoot back.
- Stroke, stroke!

Where's the baton?

How far along are they?

They're almost even.

We've gotta watch this battle
as they pass each other.

Hey, that's a penalty!

This is gonna be close.

This is gonna be
a photo finish, I think.

Oh, no!

I think it's gonna be a mad
dash up to the Jacuzzi.

Come on, come on, come on.

Go, go, go!

People might think that
because they're the guests,

we should let them win,
but **** that,

competition's a competition.

It's my honor to present the
first seaman cup to the sailors.

Woo!

**** yeah, I told you.

- Nicely done.
- Cheers.

I'm impressed.

You guys all did really well.

- That was awesome.
- That was.

Let me help you.

It's just that it's not gonna be
that molecular anymore.

- Because the timing?
- Yeah.

I'm sorry.

I feel so bad.

I take the b*llet.

I put some... one each plate,
I'm trying to put something.

I have such a small
time to reinvent

this molecular food
for nine plates.

But is there something I can
do to help prepare the food?

It's all... ed up for me.

I feel awful.

Let's see what I can do.

I need another piece of tape.

- Love it.
- Beautiful.

- It's your birthday.
- Happy birthday.

That looks amazing.

- Would you like me to seat them?
- Yeah.

Do you need more time?

- Go ahead.
- Okay.

Are we doing girls' side,
boys' side?

Yeah.

Is this some sort
of edible stuff?

Yeah, and I put a little
ice cube of red pepper.

It becomes really cool.

There he is!

Can I sit down by
the lovely ladies?

Of course you can.

Marcos, do you want
to carry a tray,

or do you want me
to get started?

I don't mind either way.

- I carry.
- Yeah? Okay.

I... ed up already today,

I don't wanna ****
it up anymore.

So, I'd rather
just play it safe.

Dude, does it feel a bit
like home, do you feel...

A little taste of home?

With you guys? Of course.

Yeah. It's great.

Oh, here comes
the first course.

- Here it comes.
- Oh! Hello.

We have gazpacho Andaluz
and also in the middle,

which it looks like
cherry tomato,

it's actually an ice cube of
red pepper couli.

- Oh!
- Enjoy, guys.

- Amazing.
- Thank you.

So, the goal is to take the
ice cube in your mouth first go.

Is that how it works?

Yeah, and then you leave it
in there while you eat it.

- Oh.
- Oh, that's fantastic.

Is that a tomato jelly?

Yeah.
Cool.

Burrata, blended.

Looks very good, man.

Marcos, we're gonna go clear.

All right.

Ugh, it's ridiculous.

Oo-eee, you see that?

All right, this one looks like
a slice of tomato,

but actually, the
bottom is gelatin.

The black dot
is a balsamic pearl,

and the foam is the burrata.

- Nice.
- All right?

- Amazing!
- Enjoy, guys.

I honestly don't
really understand the essence

of molecular gastronomy.

It's kind of hip and unique.

I'm good with
just a regular tomato.

I would have swore
this was just caviar.

How do you make
a balsamic pearl?

I could tell you.

I mean, it's quite the process.

You have to strain it.

- Caviar again?
- Yeah, melon.

So, it's not actually fish eggs.

No, no.

Vamanos.

Oh, that's so cool.

On this one, I make
prosciutto y melone,

but make actually
a melon caviar,

and then on the side I make
a carpaccio cucumber.

Try to eat everything
together, one bite.

- Wow.
- Everything.

- Bon appétit.
- Amazing! Thank you.

I mean, even though we gave
him a no-holds-barred,

he's still pulling little
favorites from all of our stuff.

- Yeah.
- Truffle oil.

Marcos is too good, he could
be an alien from the future.

Yeah!

- Is dinner over?
- No.

Oh.

Still smashing it out,
course by course.

Okay, vamos.

Cheers to you and Matt.

- Thank you.
- To Becky!

- Thank you so much.
- Happy birthday.

This is a birthday
to remember, for sure.

On this one, I make a
chipotle foam,

scalloped potatoes, and
poached butternut squash

with caramelized white wine.

- Wow.
- Enjoy, guys.

You're a magic man, Marcos.

- Thank you, Marcos.
- All right, guys.

- Amazing!
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, wow.

- Happy food dance?
- Happy dance.

Thank you, bro.
Thank you, guys.

- You're welcome.
- Today was tough.

I just have to thank
you guys so much.

You partying with us?

Yes, Glenn can.

No, I have to go
get my beauty rest.

- Enjoy your drinks.
- Let's go!

See you in the morning.

I usually need the...

- Sorry.
- No, you're good.

You want me to re-up the
candy basket while you're...

No, we're gonna
do the hurricanes.

Hurricane?

So, a friend of mine,
he looks at me and he says,

"Hey, have you ever
done a hurricane?"

And he takes a shot and
a quarter glass of water

gets thrown in his face,
and right as the water's

hitting his face they
slap him across the face.

That sounds great.

You guys are gonna
give us the hurricanes.

Any time you have sh... ty
charter guests,

you're gonna be like,
"You should do hurricanes."

Yep, yep, you gotta
teach them the hurricane.

There's so much
pent-up frustrations, like,

everything that's
happened this season,

who knows what's gonna
come out with this slap.

Like, it's gonna rip.

Daisy, you've gotta slap one
of the guests in the face.

What? Seriously?

Yeah, it's a hurricane.

**** yeah.

Marcos, that was amazing,
that dinner.

You must be tired, dude.

Today, yes.

- Woo!
- Whoa!

- Yeah!
- Ashley!

So, who's slapping who?

- So, you're slapping him.
- Yeah.

- Who's slapping me?
- I'll slap you.

Oh!

Yes!

We're gonna go one at a time.

- I can take it.
- Okay.

Oh, my God.

She's ready for it.

- Oh!
- Woo!

Hurricane, here we go.
Here we go, hurricane.

Slap it... oh!

- Woohoo!
- Woo!

You gotta give her
a good target right now.

And just so you know, you did a
great job this whole charter,

and you were awesome.

Oh!

Let's go!

These guests are so lovely.

So, honestly, it feels wrong,

but if they ask,
we will provide.

Go! Slap him!

- Yeah!
- Whoa!

Thank you, guys.

- You guys are great.
- Thanks.

We have passed along
the Canadian tradition

of hurricanes.

Now, you take that
and you run with it.

All right, good night,
everyone.

- Mwah, I love you.
- I love you, too.

See you in the morning.

- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

See you in the morning.

Hey, we should probably
wait till I'm done.

I will talk to you.

Hey?

****

****

I'll talk to you, but we should
wait till I'm done cleaning.

Yeah?

I don't wanna, like, complain,
but she's going to bed at 12:00,

and she doesn't need to be
having, like, a heart-to-heart

with Gary right now, when
she could be helping me.

Where are they?

They're on the fly bridge.

I'm totally ****ing
with Gary's fun.

He ****ing deserves it.

You look good, I must say.

Or maybe you just put
a spell on me, who knows.

I hate you.

You've been, like, such a
light since I've been here.

That's called a c*ck-block.

In this moment, Gary
is the only person

causing the trouble
with me and Gary.

Ah ****ing m*rder him.

It just feels uncomfortable.

Don't let Gary distract you.

I know, I told him.

I was like,
"I need to talk to you after."

He was like,
"It won't take long."

- Sorry.
- It's okay.

Don't worry, it's ****ing Gary.

Yeah.

Okay, girls, you gonna be okay?

Yep. Enjoy!

Oh, great, cool.

What?

Me coming in with
my T-shirt off.

Oh, yeah.

No.

Oh, I'm so cute.

Oh, my God.

Are we talking?
Are we loud?

Please ****ing God.

I think she's just maybe
jealous, to be honest.

****

It's easy for Gary not to care,

because Daisy
isn't Gary's boss.

You are affecting my work.

Please stop.

This is why I can't do this.

I swear to God,
I'm not this stupid.

Ciao, ciao.

- Sleep tight.
- Thanks.

Wakey, wakey, eggs-and-baccie,
put on your happy face.

How's everyone doing up here,
can I get anyone anything?

I can wait till breakfast.

Problem is,
there's no ****ing wind.

Yeah.

You can start bringing
up the breakfast.

Good morning.

Would anyone like
some green juice?

- Sure.
- Oh, wow.

What?

- Oh, shakshuka!
- Yeah, this is perfect.

We might be here for
a couple days.

**** lumpy as hell out there,

so it's not worth
going back to Ma hon.

We'll get the sh... kicked
out of us for no reason.

Yeah, exactly.

This is unbelievable.

The muffins are so good.

After we've said our goodbye,

you and Barnaby go
and take 'em ashore.

Hey, would you mind
helping me clear breakfast?

Yeah.

I gotta get packed so
I can enjoy the last hour.

Why did I pack that?

I don't wanna say goodbye.

Good golly.

That's... what the...

All crew, all crew, everybody
in the c*ck to say goodbye.

Sick of roughin' it
the last couple of days.

This is weird.

Feels like we're picking up,
not dropping off.

- Mwah, thanks for everything.
- You're welcome.

Great job, love that smile.

Thank you, and obviously,

we wish we could have seen
those giant, white sails.

Other than that, though,
everything was phenomenal.

- Marcos.
- Yo.

I'm gonna be keeping
an eye out, my friend.

All right.

Because I expect to see the
word "Michelin star"

somewhere next to
your name very soon.

Yeah. All right.

Every dish totally redeemed
the wind and the weather.

You guys earned this,
you did a great job.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you very much.

- Thank you, everyone!
- Bye!

All right.

- We'll see you.
- Let's go.

You okay?

Not again.

Thank you, guys. Thank you.

Woo!

You girls know
what you're doing?

Yeah.

- Get the luggage for you.
- Thank you.

- Bye!
- Bye, guys!

To the last one.

Whew.

All crew, all crew,
can I get everybody

in the saloon for
a tip meeting, please?

I'm not biased whatsoever,

but these guests were
probably the classiest,

funniest, kindest group
of people that we've had.

- God.
- No?

Canadians have a reputation.

- Oh!
- There it is, there it is.

Now I get the bias comment.

- What, I'm not being biased!
- There it is!

Okay, anyway,
entertaining guests at anchor,

without going anywhere,
is especially difficult.

Marcos, that was the first
time that I've ever had,

like, molecular gastronomy.

I don't even know
what the hell it is,

but dude, you're a legend.

You keep outdoing yourself.

Big relief.

It turns out
it's a very good tip,

so this is the biggest tip
of the season...

$23,000.

- Woo!
- Ah!

Woohoo!

It works out to $2,555 each.

What, the biggest
tip of the season,

even though we
don't move the boat?

I think I'm gonna have
some drinks tonight.

So, I hate to end it like this,

but the bad news is

we pick up charter tomorrow.

- ****
- At noon.

We're so ****ing
close to the end.

How is this happening?

You know, we're gonna have
an 8:00 start tomorrow.

It is what it is.

- The final charter, all right?
- **** We have passed along the Canadian tradition

The bad news is we pick up
charter tomorrow.

****

However, I can't let all
you guys' work go unappreciated,

so what I've organized
is the restaurant,

they're gonna come
out to the yacht.

You guys are just gonna
have a nice meal

here in the c*ck, all right?

Tonight is a school night,

so I will ask you guys
to police yourselves.

Let's bang it out
for the last one.

All right, bye.

Huh?

Yeah.

- Ashley?
- Yeah.

Can I talk to you
for a second, please?

Oh, my God, I cannot believe
we're picking up tomorrow.

- Yeah.
- I'm so over it.

We're done with the master,
she's almost done with that.

Great.

I can see how hard you work.

I know the two of
us are getting tired.

But, like, the whingeing,
it does grate me,

and especially in
front of the guests.

You know why
that's inappropriate.

Like, that is
a big part of our job.

So, for you, you really
do need to work on that.

Because your tables
are so beautiful,

but there's no point

- in having a beautiful table...
- Yeah.

...if you can't sell it.

Yeah, yeah, I really do take
everything, like you said.

Yeah, no, and I do see that.

And I know I need to,
like, work on it.

So, this is
for the next charter,

I wanna see, like, amazing,

- happy, helping Scarlett.
- Yeah.

But this is the last push.

- The next charter, okay?
- Okay.

Just need to keep going
like nothing happened.

Well, let us know
how we can help.

The last one, right?

This is the ****ing
grand finale, mate.

Gary, Daisy, and Marcos,

can you guys meet me
in the crew mess?

We are gonna do a preference
sheet meeting, thank you.

Copy.

The last meeting!

All right, here we go.

Laura and Matt,
from Santa Monica, California,

co-primary charter guests.

We also have Allegra and Gabe.

Allegra and Gabe were supposed
to get married in 2020,

but had to cancel
their plans due to COVID.

They decided what better
way to make up for lost time

than to get married
by Captain Glenn...

what? What?

On a beach in the Med.

Sweet, I'm excited to
go to a wedding.

- Cool!
- I've never married anyone.

You don't need
a license for that?

To make it really official
you have to go see

a justice of the peace after.

I know it's sort of a
tradition that captains

wed people on boats,

I'm nervous.

On day one, they would like
to have an astrological rave.

In the afternoon on day two,

Allegra and Gabe
would like to be married

by Captain Glenn
on a nearby beach.

All the guests will come
back to the boat

for a wedding reception,

including a multi-tiered
wedding cake.

Yeah.
That's gonna be interesting.

Co-primary charter
guest Loren...

So, that means
she's actually allergic.

So, I guess I have to be
very careful with that.

Gluten-free, dairy-free,
and a ****ing wedding cake.

We're talking about,
like, a serious detail.

Yeah.

I can't **** it up
on this one.

I'm emotional destroyed,
I'm stressed, I'm tired.

This is ridiculous.

This is too much.

Interesting finale
to our season.

- The last.
- Bit of a challenge.

Last charter, last charter.

- Last charter, last charter!
- Woo!

I think that's us
done after this.

Do you think we should wipe
the stainless tomorrow

since we're gonna
be all over tonight?

- Yeah, that's fine.
- Okay.

You can finish in,
like, 10 minutes.

Okay.

Okay, let's call it a day.

Shower time.

No, I'm strong.

Oh, it's actually very light.

- Hey, you okay?
- Okay.

Yo, yo.

The people that are coming in,
their dietary requirements,

they want a wedding also.

They want a wedding cake.

It's just a ****ing lot.

It's a lot, bro.

Oh, wow.

This looks amazing.
Much as gracias.

This looks stunning.

Try this, because
this looks delicious.

I want some of that, can I...

would you like to
serve me one of those?

So, how ready are
we for the last charter

of the season, guys?

Can you believe
it's coming to an end?

Can't believe someone's
getting married on this boat.

Marcos, will you come
for a cigarette with me?

Yep.

Hey, you okay?

I'm better now, yeah.

- You feel sad or worried?
- No, no, I let it go.

You're an incredible chef,

and to see you so low
makes my heart break.

You're ****ing tired,
I can tell.

Hey... hey, hey, hey.

This is the first time
the whole season

that I'm thinking that
I'm not gonna pull it off.

It's that serious.

It's a lot.

There's a lot going on.

- I'm a human.
- I know.

I may reach my limits,

and now I'm in a glass
of water, ready to drown.

You're gonna do great.

You're gonna feel accomplished,

and you're gonna
come out shining, okay?

Yeah, you're gonna be okay.

Next on...

Tequila shot?

- Make it right!
- Yeah!

I know it's a school night
and we shouldn't be going crazy,

but that's tomorrow's problem.

Ah!

Where the ****
are these guys?

You guys getting up?

We got charter starting
in, like, three hours.

If you're hungover,
that's self-inflicted.

I don't give a sh...

Oh ****.

So, then I get to add wedding
planning to my resume.

We're gonna go to this beach?

What the ****?

There's a **** ton
of people on this beach.

And I don't wanna **** up
these peoples' wedding.