01x07 - Episode 7

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There will be a little bit of mischief

There will be a little bit of love

There will be a little bit of mischief

There will be a little bit of love

Just like how the early morning sky

Has a hint of evening in it

The face between your hair
Saying something

Hiding something

Are you a dream or reality?

He's taking a lot of time.

These kinds of things take time.

Hey, stand still!

You've been standing far

For so long

Come closer now

I loved how you pointed my own g*n at me.

I loved it.

You're like fire and ice at the same time.

Didn't you tell the SP
about my warehouse?

I'm not here to take revenge.

I just wanted to see.

I loved what I saw.

Really.

What happened?

Did he do anything?

He didn't do anything.

Why did it take so long, then?

He was eating.

Did he force you into anything?

-Speak to me, I'm asking you something!
-What the hell can you do if I tell you?

As if you can do anything to him!

m*therf*cker! Son of a b*tch!

I will f*ck his happiness!

How dare he f*cking touch me.

-I am going to k*ll him!
-You will not do anything.

Understood?

You'll do what I tell you to do.

That m*therf*cking piece of sh*t...

For the upliftment
Of the good and virtuous

For the destruction of evil

For the re-establishment
Of the natural law

I will come, in every age

Tell me, who was k*lled in the
Chakravyuh in the Mahabharata?

I have not seen the movie yet,
it's not on DVD.

Is your brain in your a*s?

That song you were listening to,

in the same Chakravyuh,
the Mahabharata one.

We don't watch bullshit
after getting high. We don't know.

Abhimanyu was k*lled.

He was your age.

He went somewhere
he wasn't supposed to go.

That's why all of you need protection.

Wear the kind of clothes
we told you to wear.

Then we'll watch and have fun.

Come on. Come.

Great. That was good. Once more.

-Speak just how I told you to.
-No, you don't say anything.

I'll handle this, you stay away.

Biswa sir,
I'll help from the sidelines.

-Yes, but don't teach.
-Yeah, fine.

Whatever you're doing,
It's good. Be a little more confident.

My name is...

My name is... Sunita.

I'm... a... sir...

Sir... I can't do this.

No, no.

Stop it. Say it properly.

Just how I told you to.

-Try your best.
-Come on, Sunita.

-Let's start.
-Yes.

My name is...

Please, sir, I can't.

You... won't be able to do it?

I can't do this.

She can't do this.

Okay,

you can go.

Thank you, sir.

Sorry, ma'am.

She said thank you and left.

I've been trying to teach her
since the morning.

My throat hurts now.

-What do we do now, Biswa sir?
-Nothing!

Madam, we need a good actress.

Else we'll just have the script,
story and dialogues.

But they'll forget the lines.
They'll ruin this.

Cancel this operation.

No, Biswa sir. We can't
cancel this, it's very important.

-We won't get a chance like this again!
-Even you won't get another chance.

You won't be able to enter the village.
Almost everyone knows me here.

I can't keep doing this, I'm old!

Biswa sir, we'll find a good actor.

Please.
Where will you find a good actor?

Look at Rocky in that photo.

-Doesn't he look like an idiot?
-No, not like an idiot.

He looks like a dickhead.

-How is sister-in-law looking?
-Amazing.

She's always amazing.

She is your sister-in-law.

You should've called Sunny!

I'm not stopping anyone.
If he wants, he can come.

If you call him,
you wouldn't be the smaller guy.

Shut up, man, Brajesh brother is here.

Come on, arrange the chairs.

Yeah, arrange the chairs.

Put it here. Here, a little.

Come.

Welcome, brother.

You couldn't keep the chairs straight?

This way.

This way.

Couldn't you arrange
for better steps to get on-stage?

-Get some water for brother.
-Okay.

Greetings, brother.

Sit, brother.

Sister, sit.

Sister?

Don't listen to them.

They call you sister, but they
think of you as something else.

Should I tell her what you have in mind?
Naughty guys...

Okay, so a guy has been irritating
Varsha ma'am for a while.

I can't see her upset. This is enough.
Give us that guy's number.

-Bachhu, write it down.
-Tell me, brother.

-8574...
-8574...

I don't know who's calling now.

I'll tell you in a while. Wait.

Hello.

Hello, sir,
Satish Chandra Shukla speaking?

Yes, I'm Dhruv Badoliya from HFDC bank.

Sir, is your card Visa or Mastercard?

What are you saying?
Asking for details, who are you?

Sir, you have a Visa card, no?

Yes, I do.

Sir, your card has completed
the reward points threshold.

Our bank is offering you a 56-inch LCD TV.

I don't need a TV.

Sir, we're offering you

a five days, four nights holiday package

at a five-star hotel in Goa.

I've been to Goa way too many times.

I'm interested if you have
a Bangkok package.

Now, hang up, I'm busy right now.

Sir, obviously you're busy, you work hard.

So, since you're our old and loyal
customer,

we don't want this offer of yours
to go to waste.

So, even your family members
can use this offer.

Yes, that's a good idea.
What do I need to do?

There is a 16-digit number on your
card, sir. Just tell me that number.

Three, two, six, four...

six, nine...

Two, two, one, six. Yes, sir.

Now if you flip the card,
there is a black strip.

-The number under that strip?
-Yes, that.

Sir, we need it for security purposes.
There are a lot of fraud cases nowadays.

You'll receive a message
on your phone, please check.

Yes, I think I got it. Wait a minute...

One, two, three... nine, two, four.

Okay, sir.

I've entered your data here.

Your Goa ticket
will be sent to you in a week.

Okay, fine.

Thank you. Have a good day, sir.

-Done, brother.
-Amazing!

Hello, were you listening?

They're giving us tickets to Goa.

Okay, how much can we withdraw?

You can withdraw
only 2,5 lakhs at a time.

How much do you want?
Withdraw as much as possible.

-Should I?
-Yes. Do it.

Great, I'll do it, then.

You want some tea?

I met your brother and his wife yesterday.

They're wonderful people.

Invite them, too. Both of them,

okay?

Come, Varsha ma'am.
I'll show you Jamtara's scenery.

Its trees, waterfall, river,
they're all amazing.

Come see.

Sunny.

We haven't deposited any money in this.

What should we do?

Close these accounts?

There are two people coming from
Girdih today. It's their passbook.

We'll deposit last week's
money in these two accounts.

Go with them in the evening,

deposit the money
and bring back the passbook.

-Is that my brother?
-Thank you, bye.

-Brother-in-law!
-Hey, Chotu.

What is it?

-How are you?
-I'm fine.

-What?
-Hey...

-What hey?
-What's the matter?

Why are you here?

Varsha has come to the village.
I'm here to meet her!

-What did you say?
-Varsha...

You're acting like an adult now?

-Why?
-Does Mother know?

I don't need to ask Mother or you.
I'll do whatever I want.

Want to be an adult?
Then you have to act like one...

-Get off, jerk!
-Hey, stop.

Get away, else I'll beat you up, too.

That's how you talk to your brother?

-Going to teach me manners?
-Stop!

I will take you there.

Sunny, I'm not allowing this.
You know who organized it?

Do you forget what happened?
I remember everything.

Enough small talk.
Will you get me some beer?

-Come on, now.
-Sunny...

Sunny, you're not going.

Don't worry,
I'll come back in the evening.

I'm telling you not to go!
Why don't you listen?

Sister!

Shut up!

Naresh sir, I told you to get some glue.

How am I supposed to wear this now?

Sir, now you look like the girl's father.

-Really? Where are the glasses?
-You already have them on, Biswa sir.

Look at this, I'm getting nervous.
I told you to get size 46 and you got 36!

Talk to me, Mother.

What can I say?

If you can't tell me, that's fine.

I'm going to see a guy for marriage.

You're taking the whole
department with you?

Yes, they chose the guy for me.

What does he do?

Why do you need to know?
He is filthy rich, though.

Should I come, too?

Let me see him first.

If I like him, I'll keep him in jail.
Then you can meet him.

I'll make sure he gets
a slap or two from you, too. Okay?

I'll go away, man.
I just need five minutes.

-Park somewhere else.
-You keep saying the same thing!

I'm a reporter, this is not a prank.

I don't care if you're a reporter.
No one's allowed inside!

-What did you say?
-Rag picker!

Show me some respect!

Don't get c*ck.
I'd straighten you up in no time!

Want to see how c*ck I can get?

-You're getting angry.
-I've seen a lot like you.

Get away now!

-Listen to me, please.
-No. Step aside.

You can have this if you want.

You'll get me fired, madam is here.
Get aside, be quick.

Madam! Madam...

-Does your phone have service?
-No, brother.

-Go near the door.
-We don't get service here sometimes.

Yes, I can see.
There it is. I'm getting a few bars.

You people must've heard the recording.

This is my daughter Suchitra.

Where are you from again?

-Howrah.
-Howrah...

Howrah, like the bridge. Have you seen it?

It's visible from my house.

It feels like I've seen you somewhere.

What are you saying? Even I've never seen

myself in Jamtara before.

Take it, it's a rasgulla.

No, he has diabetes.

Oh, okay.

Diabetes.
I'll squeeze the sugar syrup out.

I've heard the recording.

It was great.

It'd be better
if she read it in front of us.

Yeah, she will.
Suchitra, please read it out for him.

Just a bit...

The weather... shall remain cloudy

in most parts,
with chances of thunder showers

in the evening.

Wow, wonderful.

-Thunder...
-Enough, that's enough.

It was great.

-What do I have to do?
-I'll tell you...

That...

I will tell you.

No, it's okay.

You have to make calls.

I'll pay you for it. Five lakh rupees.

This wedding isn't just for the sake
of it. It's because I want to marry you.

But I feel like five lakh rupees
is a bit low.

-It's low?
-Yes, obviously it is.

She has a BA in English. Tell me?

I've someone offering seven lakhs.
You're only offering five.

Someone?

Who's that?

I can't disclose that, son.

But I won't take anything less
than seven lakhs.

Do you know how much I earned last month?

-How much?
-Six lakhs.

There's no one else in Jamtara
who earns this much.

If you marry me,
I can get six-seven lakhs in a month.

Seven...

So, seven lakhs?

-Six?
-That'll do.

-Wait a minute.
-Yeah, sure.

-I'm a bit busy...
-Hello?

She's a police officer, as*h*le.
Get out of there!

Wait a second.

-He earns a lot. What does he do?
-He has a small job.

They're taking so long.

Been a while.

They're taking so long.

Seems like a great job. We like him.

And I like her a lot.

Then let's settle this at six lakhs.

Give us six lakhs cash,
we'll prepare for the engagement.

There's some bad news, Uncle.
We can't do this.

Whenever I try to do something like this,
new problems arise.

Actually, the thing is...

my planets are not in favor.

-They're aligned unfavorably.
-What?

-Astrology...
-Who called you? Saturn?

No, the priest called.

I can't marry until my planets align.

He didn't mention the time?

-I'll tell you within a year.
-A year...

You're very beautiful.

I'll let you know.

Yeah, sure.

This isn't enough evidence.

You didn't take the money.
We can't prove anything in court.

Who called him suddenly?

This has been a huge problem lately.
It's difficult to get a Visa.

I wouldn't be here if I wanted a Visa.

Yeah, that's true.

But it'll take both time and money.

Yes.

If that's how it is,
then I'll find someone else.

Give it back.

Hey, wait.

Wait, sit, please.

Why are you storming out? Sit down.

Next month, there is a group
leaving for Nepal.

From there to Istanbul and then Mexico.

-I'm not looking for a world tour.
-This isn't a world tour.

You can reach America
via a forest in Mexico.

If you reach America
without getting caught,

you can easily reach Canada.

Listen... it'll cost you 12,5 lakhs.

-That much?
-Obviously.

If anyone else says he'd do it for less,
then that person is lying.

Think about it.

You can pay me within a week.

This moron saved my a*s today.

You almost got f*cked
because of a girl today.

Bachhu. You almost ended up in jail today.

Anas, you shouldn't have
saved this as*h*le.

I wasn't going to save him at first.

But the police would've f*cked him up.

She was so hot, man.
I wish I could have f*cked her.

Yeah, sure.

Varsha!

Hey, Chotu!

Let's go, or else your sister
will k*ll us.

-Get up.
-Let go of me.

You are really scared of her.

Can she see us from there?

Shut up, moron. I'm not scared of anyone.

Come...

Staring at me with your beady eyes

Admiring my young and beautiful body

At a Rajdhani restaurant

We'll have chicken chili

Dear Leader, hey!

Dear Leader, take me to Delhi

We'll have fun behind the doors

Dear Leader, take me to Delhi

We'll have fun behind the doors

At the Sansadh Bhavan, we...

Hello.

Where are you?
I've been calling you for so long!

Where's Chotu?

He's here with me.

-Come home both of you, right now.
-No.

How did that f*ck dare touch you!

I won't let him get away so easy.

What are you saying?

Hello, Sunny.

Don't do anything, you hear me?

No, no, no.
He'll get what's coming to him.

Brother...

Shall we?

Dear Leader, take me to Delhi
We'll have fun behind the doors

Let's go. That m*therf*cker...

Put all your work aside

My body is waiting for you

Touch me all over with light hands

Call me by my name, I like it

I could hear bells going ting

Ting, ting, ting

I could hear all these bells ringing

Don't make me wait any longer

Dear Leader, take me to Delhi

We'll have fun behind the doors

Dear Leader, take me to Delhi

We'll have fun behind the doors

Dear Leader, take me to Delhi

We'll have fun behind the doors