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02x08 - The Tree Swing/Book Club

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Donkey Hodie". Aired: May 3, 2021 – present.*
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In the land of Someplace Else, just north of the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Donkey Hodie and her friends go throughout their day while solving different problems along the way.

02x08 - The Tree Swing/Book Club

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♪♪

Singer: ♪ Here comes Donkey Hodie!

Donkey: Hee-haw! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ She loves adventure. She loves surprise. ♪

♪ When there's a problem, she tries and tries. ♪

Singer: ♪ Let's go, Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ And if she fails, she'll bounce right back. ♪

♪ Come on, Duck Duck, give a quack! ♪

Duck Duck: Kay kay! Quack! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ When she plays with Bob Dog they have a ball! ♪

♪ It's fun for them, it's fun for all! ♪

Bob Dog: Bow wow! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ Just for fun, she'll take a trip, ♪

♪ with Purple Panda in his spaceship. ♪

Panda: Hey-o! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ With a hee and a haw and a haw and a hee, ♪

♪ Someplace Else is the place to be ♪

♪ with our pal Donkey Hodie!

Donkey: Hee-haw!

[gasps]

Where is Cousin Hodie?

Hmm. Oh, I can't wait to play with him!

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

Where is he?

Cousin Hodie: Ha!

Donkey: Huh? Hmm...

Cousin Hodie?

Cousin: Shh. [giggles] Donkey: Hmm.

Hmm. Hmmm?

Cousin: Haa- Donkey: [gasps] Cousin Hodie!

Cousin: You looking for me?

Donkey: Hee-haw, I'm so happy to see you!

Cousin: Haw-hee, I'm so happy to be here!

Uh, piggyback ride?

Donkey: You know it, Cuz!

Cousin: Oh, good!

Woo!

Donkey: [laughs]

Cousin Hodie's here. Cousin: Yeah!

Donkey: Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink!

Cousin: Haw-hee!

Donkey: Woo! Oink.

Cousin: What about duckyback?

[giggles] Donkey: Quack!

Cousin: Froggyback? [giggles] Donkey: Yeah! Ribbit!

Cousin: Sheepyback! [giggles] Donkey: Baaaah!

Cousin: Donkeyback! [giggles]

Donkey: Hee-haw! [laughs]

Cousin: Horseyback Ride! [giggles]

Donkey: Neigh! Neigh! Neigh!

Cousin: Whoa, horsey! [giggling] Thanks, Donkey!

Umm, now what should we do?

Donkey: Well... there's always bongo ball?

Cousin: Oh, we did that the last time I was here.

Donkey: Okay, how about bike riding?

Cousin: Eh. I can ride my bike at home whenever I want.

Donkey: How 'bout kite flying?

Cousin: Did that last night. Donkey: Oh.

Cousin: You know, Someplace Else is just full of

so many surprising things.

I would just love to do something

I've never done before!

Donkey: Oooo! I like that!

Something you've never done before!

Cousin: Uh-huh! Donkey: Hmm. Like what?

Cousin: [takes a big breath of air]

I dunno!

Donkey: Hmm. Think, Donkey Hodie, think.

Cousin: Hmm. I'm thinking, thinking too!

Donkey/Cousin: Hmm.

Cousin: Huh.

Oh! Oh hey! What's that?

Donkey: Oh, that's a swing you can stand on!

Cousin: Whoa! I've never been on a swing you can stand on!

Donkey: It's so fun!

Cousin: Oh, it looks so fun!

Donkey: And since you've never swung on this,

it's something you've never done before.

Cousin: Oh, no way!

Donkey: Well, then let's play on it!

Cousin: Yeah, let's do it!

Umm, uh, how do you swing on it?

Donkey: Oh. Like this!

[laughs] Hee-haw!

Cousin: Wow. Donkey: Yeah!

Cousin: Oh. Oh. I wanna try!

I wanna try, please, Donkey! Donkey: Okay.

So, the first thing that you want to do is...

Cousin: I think I know what to do.

[grunts]

Whoaaaaa!

Donkey/Cousin: [laughing]

Cousin: Sorry about that, Donkey!

Donkey: Oh, don't worry about it, Cousin!

So, what you want to do is start with...

Cousin: I'm gonna go again!

Whoa! Okay! Donkey: Steady.

Cousin: I got it. I got it.

I-I don't got it.

Donkey/Cousin: [laughing]

Cousin: Sorry about that again, Donkey!

Donkey: Well, don't worry about it again, Cousin!

Cousin: I'm going again!

Donkey: Oh, but-but- wait, wait, Cousin...

Cousin: Huh?

Donkey: Watch and pay close attention to these steps.

First, Cousin Hodie... Cousin: Mh-hmm.

Donkey: You grab this big rope really tight,

and you stand very straight,

and you try to keep your feet underneath you...

Cousin: Okay.

Donkey: ...And then youuuu swing!

[laughs]

Hee-haw!

[laughs] Your turn!

Cousin: My turn!

[grunts]

Okay, umm, grab this big rope really tight.

Donkey: Mm-hmm. Cousin: Stand very straight

and try to keep my feet underneath me.

And...swwwwwiiii...

ahhhh!

[sighs] Don't worry, Donkey, I'm gonna try again,

because that's what Hodies do.

Holding tight! Mmm!

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Ahh!

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!!

Haaaa. Ahh!

Ohh-eee-oohhh-ohhhh! Ah!

Standing straight!

No. No. No. No. No.

Ahhh! Ahhh!

Keeping my feet under me!

Whoa!

Whoa-oh-oh! Whoa!

[grunting]

Ha ha!

Oh!

Whooaaa! Jelly legs!

[whimpers]

Whoa!

[chuckles] I'm, uh, having a little bit of trouble

with the swing there, Donkey.

Donkey: Oh, it's okay, Cousin.

I, Donkey Hodie, will help you find a way to swing!

Cousin: Oh, good! Donkey: Hmm.

Ah ha!

Ha ha! Woo hoo! Ha ha!

Hee-haw! Ha ha!

Yes! I love to swing this way too! Ha!

Cousin: Wow!

Gregory: [blurt]

Donkey: Woo hoo! Ha ha!

Your turn, Cousin!

Cousin: Okie dokie, Donkey!

Whoa! Hey, this is fun!

I've never swung on an elephant's trunk before!

[giggles]

Whoa. Whoa. WHOA!

Gregory: [sneezes]

Cousin: [grunts]

Donkey/Cousin: [laughing]

Donkey: Well, swinging on a sneezy elephant isn't fun.

Cousin: Mm-mmm. Donkey: How else can you swing?

Hmm. [gasps]

King of Swing: What-h*! It is I, the King of Swing!

Did I hear somebody say they wanna swing?

Cousin: Oh, oh. I do, your majesty.

King of Swing: Oh, well, then, take a swing on my swing throne!

♪♪

[trumpets blare royal intro]

Cousin: Thank you, King of Swing!

King of Swing: Have a swinging time!

Cousin: [laughs]

Woo! [laughs] This is fun!

I've never done this before!

[laughs] Wee!

[trumpets blare royal intro] Ahh!

[giggling] Ahh, the swing throne was fun,

but, um, it's not as fun as swinging on the tree swing.

Donkey: Hmm. Cousin: Can I try the tree swing

one more time? Donkey: Let's do it!

Cousin: Hmph. Woo!

Yeah!

Nooooo!

Grrr!

Donkey: Cousin Hodie, wait!

Cousin: [sigh] I'm just so sad.

Donkey: Mmm. I'm sad too, Cousin.

Cousin: I wanna swing!

Donkey: I want you to swing too, Cousin.

Cousin: But it's just too hard for me on that swing.

Donkey: Why is it hard for you?

Cousin: [sigh] I dunno...

Donkey: Hmm.

Well, if we knew that, maybe we can find a solution!

Cousin: Well, it's hard for my little hooves

to hold onto the big rope.

Donkey: Hmm. Cousin: ...and then to stand

straight on the little disc, and then to swing,

it's just so, so hard!

Donkey: Yeah, it was like that for me too!

It took me a long time to learn how to swing -

and to be strong enough to hold onto the rope

and to stand up straight.

Cousin: [sigh] So unfair.

I'll have to wait like a million years to be able to do it.

And I'm only here for the day!

Donkey: Hmm. [gasp]

Maybe we can find a way to change the tree swing

so that we both can swing on it and have fun...

Cousin: How?

Donkey: Well, this reminds me of when I wanted

to learn to ride a bike, and Grampy was teaching me.

After trying and falling

and trying and falling a lot of times,

Grampy made training wheels for me.

Cousin: Uh, training wheels? Donkey: Yeah!

They helped me balance, and then when I felt comfortable,

we took off the training wheels and away I went.

Cousin: Mmm. But I wanna learn how to swing,

not ride a bike, Donkey.

Donkey: Hmm. [gasps] I know.

We are going to make a training swing!

Cousin: A training swing?

Donkey: Mm-hmm.

And this is a training swing!

With handles so you can hold on easily...

...and a larger disc so you can stand easily too.

What do you think, Cousin? Cousin: Aww!

This is such a haw-heewesome idea, Donkey!

Donkey: Well, give it a try!

Cousin: Okay!

Donkey: [gasps]

Cousin: Hey! These handles are great!

And I can stand really easily on the big disk too!

Donkey: Let's see if you can swing.

Cousin: Okay! Umm. I'm hanging on!

And, um, I'm doing it!

I'm swinging! I'm swinging!

Donkey: Hee-haw! Cousin: Haw-hee!

Donkey: Let's swing!

♪♪

♪♪

Cousin: ♪ At the start of the day,

♪ I wanted to play Something new. ♪

♪ Then I saw the swing,

♪ And I started to think, "That's what I wanna do." ♪

♪ But it was hard for me

♪ And not as easy

♪ As it is for you,

♪ So you came up with a way To help me play, ♪

♪ And now I can swing too.

♪ I can too, I can too.

♪ I can, I can play like you.

Donkey: ♪ You can too, you can too.

♪ We found a way that works for you. ♪

Cousin: Yeah!

♪♪

Donkey: ♪ At the start of the day,

♪ You wanted to play Something new. ♪

♪ Then you saw the swing,

♪ And you started to think, "That's what I wanna do." ♪

♪ But I could see

♪ That what's easy for me

♪ Is not the same for you,

♪ So I made this thing To help you swing, ♪

♪ And now you can too!

Cousin: Oh yeah!

♪ I can too, I can too.

♪ I can, I can play like you.

Donkey: ♪ You can too, you can too. ♪

♪ We found a way that works for you. ♪

Donkey/Cousin: ♪ We found a way that works.

♪ Woo-hoo!

Cousin: Woo! Haw-hee!

Donkey: Hee-haw!

Cousin: Thank you, Donkey! Donkey: You're welcome!

Cousin: Woo-hoo! Donkey: [laughs]

Donkey: Okay, Donkey,

let's see if you can spin this ball on your hoof.

Here we go.

Whoa. Uh. Oh.

Yea-uh.

Whoaaa oh.

Ha ha!

Oof! Yes! No.

Okay...

Uh, hee-haw, I did it!

Ha ha!

Stanley the Dragon: Greetings, Donkey!

Good day!

Donkey: Stanley, hi!

Stanley: Wow! Wonderful ball spinning, Donkey.

Bravo!

Donkey: Oh, thank you.

It's hard, but I can do hard things.

[laughs] Stanley: [sighs]

I wish I could have as much fun as you today.

Donkey: Oh. Huh?

Well, why aren't you having any fun today?

Stanley: Well, I was supposed to be in a play this afternoon

'The Penguin From the City of Southwood'.

And I was playing the role of the Large City Building.

But, alas, the play was canceled.

Donkey: Hmm.

Stanley: Ahh, but the show must go on,

as we say in this business,

so I will search for another role to play today,

but it sure won't be easy...

Donkey: Well, it might be hard,

but you can do hard things, Stanley.

Just like I learned to spin the ball on my hoof!

Stanley: You are right, Donkey. Thank you!

Donkey: You are most welcome, Stanley,

and now I'm off to Duck Duck's.

She's getting her new book club book today

and we're gonna read it!

Stanley: Hmm! Hmm-hmm.

Donkey: Good luck finding another role to play today,

Stanley!

Stanley: Well, thank you so very, very much, Donkey!

Donkey: You're welcome!

♪♪

Duck Duck: Hey hey, Donkey!

Donkey: Duck Duck! Duck Duck: Hey hey!

Donkey: Did the new Book Club book come yet?

Duck Duck: Oh, nope nope, not yet.

I was just looking over my old book club books.

Oh, I wonder what this month's book is gonna be?

Donkey: I don't know what it's gonna be about,

but I do know it's gonna be big!

Duck Duck: Uhh. Wh-why do you say that, Donkey?

Donkey: Because...Look!

♪♪

Turtle-Lou: [grunts] Oh, crinkle. This is heavy.

[grunting]

♪♪

Ah!

Speedy delivery for Duck Duck!

Donkey/Duck Duck: Whoa!

Duck Duck: Thanks, Turtle-Lou!

Turtle-Lou: Well, enjoy reading!

I know it's going to be a big read.

Duck Duck: Well, obviously.

Turtle-Lou: Well, Speedy Delivery!

Duck Duck: Oh, look at that!

Donkey: Wow, this is a really big book!

Duck Duck: A huge, big, big book!

Donkey: What's it about? Duck Duck: Well, let's see!

[gasp] "The Big Book of Big Rainbows"!

Wow! Let's read it, Donkey! Let's read it!

Donkey/Duck Duck: [grunting]

Donkey: Uh, Duck Duck. Duck Duck: What, what?

Donkey: I'm not sure how I'm gonna read this book.

Duck Duck: Hey, hey, hey let's try standing it up. Huh?

Donkey: Okay. Duck Duck: Yeah, yeah.

Donkey: Hee-hooo.

This big book is also a heavy book.

Duck Duck: Yeah, it sure is!

Donkey: Wait, how about if we try working together

and we'll push the book up?

Duck Duck: Yeah. Oh-oh kay kay.

Donkey/Duck Duck: [grunting]

Duck Duck: This big book is so heavy,

it's too hard to stand up!

We'll never be able to read it! Hmph.

Donkey: Oh sure, we will, Duck Duck!

Because we can do hard things!

Duck Duck: We can? Donkey: Mm-hmm.

We do hard things all the time!

Like I learned how to do this!

Duck Duck: Whoa-whoa. Hard things.

Yeah, yeah, like when I learned to perform all my magic tricks!

Donkey: Mm-hmm. Hee-haw.

Donkey/Duck Duck: We can do hard things!

Duck Duck: Mm-hmm.

Donkey/Duck Duck: ♪ We can do hard things.

♪ It might take some tries

♪ To figure it out and to get to the prize. ♪

♪ Sometimes it's hard - hey!

♪ But we can do hard things.

Donkey: ♪ Little by little, Try and try, ♪

♪ We get closer To the finish line. ♪

♪ Even when it's hard - hey!

♪ We can do hard things!

Duck Duck: ♪ We can take a deep breath,

♪ Oh, take our time.

♪ We can do this When we use our minds! ♪

♪ When things get tough, We can get by ♪

♪ If we try, try, try - yeah!

Donkey: ♪ Each try we get closer And closer and then. ♪

♪ If we keep at it, We can see the end. ♪

♪ We know we can succeed

♪ And trying is one big thing we need. ♪

Donkey/Duck Duck: ♪ We can do hard things.

♪ It might take some tries.

♪ To figure it out and to get to the prize. ♪

♪ Sometimes it's hard - hey!

♪ But we can do hard things.

Donkey: We've done hard things before!

Duck Duck: And we can do this!

Donkey: Yes, I, Donkey Hodie,

will read "The Big Book of Big Rainbows"!

Duck Duck: Yeah! Now, for both of us to read it,

we need to stand it up.

But how?

Donkey: Hmmm...

Think, Donkey Hodie, think...

Duck Duck: Hmm. Donkey: Hmm. [gasps]

Say, do you remember

in "The Potato Pirates and the Tasty Treasure,"

it took them many times to find the treasure, but they did it!

Duck Duck: Yes, yes! And then they lifted it up with...

Donkey/Duck Duck: A rope!

Donkey: Just like in the book,

the Potato Pirates used a rope like this

to pick up the heavy treasure!

Duck Duck: Ready for this? Donkey: Ready!

Duck Duck: Kay kay, here it comes.

Kay, got it? Donkey: Got it.

Duck Duck: Wait.

Yeah, then let's do it, matey! Argh! You ready?

Donkey: Uh-huh.

Donkey/Duck Duck: One, two, three!

[grunting]

Donkey: C'mon.

Duck Duck: Yay! Look at that! Donkey: Ha ha!

Donkey/Duck Duck: We did it! Duck Duck: Yeah!

Donkey: Great job! Duck Duck: You too, Donkey!

Donkey: Now we can read "The Big Book of Big Rainbows"!

[laughs]

Let's open the front cover. Duck Duck: Yeah!

Donkey: Uh, this cover is so big and so heavy.

It won't open!

Duck Duck: Let-let-let me try. Let me try.

Let's see this here, oh kay kay.

[grunting]

Yeah, that's not moving.

Hey hey, let's try together, huh?

Donkey: Ah! Mm-hmm. Duck Duck: Yeah.

Donkey: Ready? Duck Duck: Yeah.

Donkey/Duck Duck: One. Two. Three.

Puuuullllllllll!

Ahhh!

Duck Duck: Ah, this cover is so heavy.

Donkey: Mm-hmm.

Duck Duck: You know what I think?

Donkey: Huh?

Duck Duck: I think it might be too hard to open!

Donkey: Well, remember, Duck Duck,

we can do hard things!

Duck Duck: Right, right!

I-I mean we did get the book up and that was pretty hard.

Donkey: Mm-hmm. And we can get the book open too!

Duck Duck: Yeah! Donkey: But how?

Duck Duck: Hmm. Donkey: Hmm.

Duck Duck: Oh, hey hey!

Do you remember in Detective Duck

she couldn't get the secret drawer open?

Donkey: [gasp] Yes!

Detective Duck had to wiggle the secret drawer...

Duck Duck: Mm-hmm.

Donkey/Duck Duck: Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle!

Duck Duck: Yeah! And all that wiggling

loosened the secret drawer and she opened it!

Let's try that!

Donkey: Hee-haw! Duck Duck: Yeah!

Donkey/Duck Duck: One two three,

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle...!

Donkey: Okay, you keep wiggling while I pull!

Duck Duck: Yeah! Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle!

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle,

yeah, yeah, yeah!

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah! We did it! We can do hard things!

Donkey: And now it's finally time to read

"The Big Book of Big Rainbows"!

Duck Duck: Yeah! Donkey: Ha ha!

Uh. Uh. Duck Duck: Oh kay kay,

so we just need to keep the big page

from falling over on us so we can read it!

Donkey: Uh, so how about we blow on it

and the air will keep the page up?

Duck Duck: Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's good.

Donkey: Yeah.

Donkey/Duck Duck: [blowing]

Duck Duck: Ah, that's doing nothing.

Ohhh I got an idea! Get this.

I-I-I'll get on your shoulders and I'll hold the page up.

Kay kay? Donkey: Oh, okay, alright.

Duck Duck: Okay let's see if this works.

Got it? Got it.

Donkey/Duck Duck: Ahhhhhh!

Donkey: Well, that didn't work! Duck Duck: Nope nope.

You know, I could fly up there and hold the page

but then I wouldn't be able to read the story with you!

Donkey: This is really, really hard!

Duck Duck: Yeah. Stanley: Duck Duck!

Donkey, hello again.

Duck Duck: Hey hey, Stanley, what's new new?

Stanley: Well, my search for a role to play today

isn't going so well.

It's been hard to find one!

Duck Duck: Well, we're having a hard problem too.

Look how big this book is.

Donkey: So big and so heavy that it's hard to read!

Duck Duck: Yeah, I mean little by little we are getting there -

we were able to stand it up

and yeah we were able to open it, but...

when it comes time to read it...

Look at this. Just-just look at this.

Donkey: See, we can't read it. Duck Duck: Yeah yeah.

It-it-it has been so hard

to figure out how to read this book.

Donkey: But we know we can do hard things!

Duck Duck: Mm-hmm. Stanley: Hmm, I see.

Quite a page problem.

Donkey/Duck Duck: Mm-hmm. Stanley: Hmm?

Duck Duck: Uh, say Donkey. Donkey: Huh?

Duck Duck: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Donkey: I think I'm thinking what you're thinking!

Duck Duck: Mm-hmm. Stanley: Um...

Not to be too nosey,

but I would love to hear what you both are thinking.

Duck Duck: Well, Stanley, Donkey and I would like to offer you

the very important role of page-turner.

Stanley: Oh!

Donkey/Duck Duck: They finally came across

the big beautiful rainbow!

Duck Duck: Oh, page-turner,

can you please turn the page, please?

Stanley: Mmm, that's my cue!

[hums]

Duck Duck: [gasps]

Donkey: Oh wow! Stanley: Ha ha!

Duck Duck: Oh, I love this book!

Donkey: I do, too!

Stanley: And I love my role!

Let's read it again! Donkey: Hee-haw!

Duck Duck: Yeah! Encore! Encore, Stanley!

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[giggles]