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01x30 - Mini Golf

Episode transcripts for TV show, "Bugs Bunny Builders". Aired: July 25, 2022 – present.*
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The Looney Builders, managed by Bugs Bunny, help their friends and neighbors around the town of Looneyburg. By working together as a team, Lola Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Tweety, and others use their tools and wild vehicles to pull off some of the looniest construction jobs ever.

01x30 - Mini Golf

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[theme music playing]

♪ We're the Looney Builders
We're coming your way ♪

-♪ We've got the tools
And all the plans ♪
-[all] ♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ We're gonna start
Right now ♪

♪ There's no time to delay ♪

♪ We want to help
We know we can ♪

[Daffy] Whoo-hoo!

-♪ Bugs Bunny Builders ♪
-[all] ♪ Hey! ♪

-♪ We can make
Something new for you♪
-[all] ♪ Hooray! ♪

-♪ Bugs Bunny Builders ♪
-[all] ♪ Yay! ♪

-♪ The Looney
Construction crew ♪
-[all] ♪ Whoo! ♪

[Lola] You got this, Porky.

Just tap the ball
into the hole.

Yay!

[sputters] Okay, then,
hole-in-one.

Atta-pig.

-Nice one, Pork.
-You're really good at this.

[sputtering] Thanks, Tweety.
Practice makes Porky Perfect.

Ah. Nothing like putting
at Acme Acres on a day off.

You got that right.

Um, what does putting mean?

[sputtering] To gently hit
the golf ball across the green.

It sounds silly. I like it!
[laughs]

Oh, hi, Looney Builders.

Hi, Tweety.

-Shh.
-I need to concentrate.

Hi, kids.

[others] You got this.

[Looney Builders cheering]

Yeah, I guess.

Eh, what's the matter, kid?
You got a hole-in-one.

Well, it was too easy.

Yeah, the last hole
should be the hardest.

A challenge
makes the game more fun.

[sputtering] Maybe
we could build
a new final hole.

[all] Really?

Absolutely. Crew,
we've got a job to do.

And it's gonna be a hit.

-Hooray!
-That's so cool!

Okay, team,
the kids want Acme Acres
minigolf course

to end with a challenge.

Let's imagine
a challenging final hole
that's more fun for the kids.

What if we did a mini version
of the Looney Builders'
headquarters?

[gasps] The ball could
go up in the driveway
like our vehicles!

And through the garage
to get to the hole.

[Porky sputtering]
It's definit--

It's certainly
more challenging,
which means,

[sputtering]
it's Porky perfect.

It's hard hat time!

♪ Hard hat time
It's hard hat time ♪

♪ It's time to build
That's our cue ♪

[Lola]
♪ Let's grab our gear
And round up the crew ♪

♪ There's jobs to do
It's time to create ♪

♪ Hey, it's gonna be great ♪

[Daffy]
♪ Come, let's go
And answer the call ♪

♪ There's no project
Too big or small
We do it all ♪

Fore!

-[Daffy whooping]
-[others laughing]

Whoo-hoo!

[Daffy]
Whoo. Whoo-hoo!

♪ It's hard hat time, whoa
It's hard hat time ♪

-♪ We're the best ♪
-♪ We're number one ♪

♪ Because the Looney Builders
Always get the job done ♪

Buckle up,
we're going out swinging.

All right, crew.
[sputters] Let's build
this minigolf hole.

One miniature
Looney Builders' headquarters
coming right up.

Hey, watch the head.

[laughs] Sorry, Bugs.

[Bugs humming, vocalizing]

[sputtering] Bugs,
do you think you could

move the hole
closer to headquarters?

No problem.

[sputtering] A little closer.
A little bit more.

Porky perfect!

It's pretty close
to the putting line.

Since the ball has to go
through the headquarters,

I think the challenge
will be just right.

You're the boss.
Does that mean we're done?

Yep. [sputtering]
The new minigolf hole is ready.

Let's have the kids try it out.

Oh, kids!

-Wow!
-A new challenge?

Go on, give it a swing.

[grunts]

[sighs] A hole-in-one.

[sourly] Yay.

Hmm, maybe if I try
putting it backwards.

-Or not.
-[Porky] Uh-oh.

[sputtering] You
want the hole to be
more challenging?

-Add more obstacles!
-Yes, please!

If you kids want a challenge,
we'll give you a challenge.

[all cheering]

Okay, crew. [sputtering]
First, we'll move the hole

farther away from the mini HQ.

Um, Lola, we can't see
what you're drawing.

Oh, it's on the
headquarters' projector.

Eh, we're not
at headquarters anymore.

[laughs] No,
not that headquarters.
This headquarters.

Walk in and see.

[sputtering] Wow.
Would you look at that?

Can we move the hole
farther away?

[Lola] You got it.
Let's also add a bunny hill.

You heard the kids.
They want a challenge.

Add three hills
and make 'em big.

[Tweety] Ooh, what if
the garage door
opens and closes?

[Bugs] There's an idea.
So it can block the way.

Oh, wow, let's have--
[sputtering]
Let me give it a try.

Huh, it's still too easy.

Hmm, what else can we add?

Anvils. Anvils everywhere!

As far as the eye can see!

Wow. Little Porky's
really struggling.

[Porky sputtering] Oh, phew.
This is the most challenging
minigolf hole I have ever seen.

The kids are sure
to love it this time.

Then, let's fix
this minigolf hole!

[Bugs] Relocated the hole!

[sputters]
Added the hills!

[gasps] Huh?

Dropped the anvils!

Finished the garage door!

[sputters] Now,
that's Porky perfect.

And practically impossible.

[inhales deeply] Oh, kids!

[garage door slamming]

Um...

this looks...

really, really...

hard.

Is it even possible
to hit the ball in the hole?

Sure it is.

[kids whimper]

Well, we're pretty sure it is.

Okay, here goes nothing.

My turn.

[sighs]

Maybe I just
hit it really hard...

[all sigh]

We've just got to keep trying
like the Looney Builders do.

-Okay.
-Yeah!

[Bugs and Lola
chuckle nervously]

[gasps]

Beep-beep!

[whimpers]

[yelps]

This is impossible.

Exactly.

I know we asked
for a challenge but...

The hole is way too hard now.

Oh, dear. Hang on, kids.

What do we do, Porky?

Hmm.

[sputtering]
Well, if our first try
was too easy,

and our second try
was too hard,

maybe we need
to meet in the middle.

Now, that's
a Porky perfect idea.

[sputtering] Kids, we made
the final hole too hard.

But, if you give us
one more chance,

I think we'll get it
just right.

-We believe in you.
-Oh, yay!

[sputtering] Let's fix
this minigolf hole

once and for all.

One hill should be just right.

Ah, it was fun
while it lasted. [strains]

Okay, I slowed down
the garage door.

How's the speed, Porky?

[sputtering] Perfect.

Way to go, team.

Only one way to know for sure
if the job is done.

-[inhales deeply]
Oh, kids!
-[rumbling]

Here goes nothing.

Ooh, got closer this time.

The hole is not too hard.

[grunting]

Whoo-hoo!

And it's not too easy.

[grunts]

[gasps]

[both gasp]

[grunts]

[both] Yay!

This hole-in-one
was way more exciting!

-By golly.
-Splendiferous.

The final hole is just right.

[sputters] We did it.

Nice job, boss.

Way to go, Porky!

You stayed the course
until we got the job done.

Now, how about
a little minigolf
with the old LBs?

-Right on.
-Oh, yeah.

[kids laughing]

[theme music playing]