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The Transit Acrobatic Team is been reorganized

With the same spirit

as the Transit Acrobatic Team was founded

by the General Antonio G?mez Velazco

in the year of 1927

This Team will be reorganized

To follow the glorious steps from that group

who gave a lot of fame to M?xico

The best candidates in this hard sport

have been selected

And the last qualifications are in progress

Thats enough

Park the moto there and come behind me

Jose Raul Peralta

Short turns and arrived with Half Circle

That was enough, take the moto away

and stand there with the others

Luis Mac?as

Start Fast, when you comeback

while riding the bike

Make a "flag" without go down the bike

While riding the bike...

Very Good ! Very Good !

Leave the bike where You took it

and stand there with the rest

Rafael Pliego,

right swirl rounds

Yes sir !

Congratulations my friend

nobody could do it better

Yes... Well Thank you very much

Perfect !

Sirs, the candidates Who listen their names

Should show up next Wednesday, at 10 o?clock

in the morning, in the Transit Department offices.

Mac?as Luis

Here !

Pliego Rafael

Here !

Villada Alberto

Here !

Hey you ! What is going on ?

Why You don?t stop follow me

and go away to your place ?

My home is the street

I?m at home right ?

Luisito Conscience : Poor Guy, maybe He is hungry

Why You don?t help him ?

This one could be the one You are looking for !

Do not say You have a black consciousness

Come on Luisito, Go for him !

Come over here !!

Are you talking to me Sir ??

Of course !

Are you hungry ??

A cigarette ?

Come on ! Pick one...

Look, here is a big one

I?m sorry,

look I have one more here

And this is complete, I was keeping it for Sunday

Come on, Smoke it !

I asked you if You are hungry ?

Well... You accepted my cigarette so I accept the dinner

or whatever You want to invite me

Hey... I just asked You if You are hungry

I?m sorry I undertood wrong, excuse me

Wait !

Are You talking to me Don Luisito ?

No I was talking with him, Well to you as well

Mmm... Today evenning pick up my suit from the dry cleaner... Please

Please Don Luisito ??

Don?t You think i should write a 20 for the favor ?

20 cents for walk one street ?

Ok ok 15 its perfect !!

hey hey... Ah you are so clingy... (czepliwy)

I screwed You up

Hey, are You crazy ??

Why Sir ?

Why first You stroke that dog and then you kick him ?

To save him

To save him ? From What ?

I don?t know

I can?t love anybody

Even a dog, because something happen to him

Ahhhh, You like to make shows...

Don?t step it please !!!

It happened !

Kid: Mama Mama,... a car k*ll him (mumbling =P)

You see !, It wasn?t the car, Was me

because stroked him.

Don?t be ignorant, this is twenty century, and that is

called coincidence

No my friend, the coincidence can exist of course

But when that coincidence is happening very often

Thats when We need to think, are supernatural forces

who rule the order of the events

like the hour hand in a watch

Did You finish your speech ?

Yes

Wait there !

Well, there in the kitchen You will find something to eat.

In the time You eat, I will take a shower.

Pedro Conscience: What a good guy He is

Maybe He can help You to redo your life, the life You

in a stupid way screwed up.

Another egg ??

Pedro Black Conscience: What the hell ?

is so out of tune !!

Somebody might hang him. Tell him to shut up. To shut up.

The cold water make You feel hungry.

Yes sir.

Now is my turn

But what are You going to eat ? If everything is over ?

Did you eat everything ?

You are amazing,

even tomorrow breakfast

I was very hungry !

Very hungry...

Also what i had here ?

Yeah ! there was a little cubes of butterfat.

No butterfat, It was rat poison !

Excuse me !

That things You needed to say it before.

But don?t worry,

If i die, nothing is lost.

Sorry !

Hey, Don?t mess my suit.

It?s ok if you dont care about your life,

but the things of others.

Luis Black Conscience: You se ! You see !

This is not the one You are looking for.

He is like the others,

thieft, advantageous and specially dirty.

Kick him out of your place !

Kick him out, with your foot !

Great, You already ate,

now get out here !!

I will not leave !!

Whaaaat ??

Nobody kick me out before,

I will not leave until You ask me in a good mood.

Ok.

Could You please leave,

You already satiated your bestial appetite.

Well, Nice to meet you Sir.

But if God help me and I have money,

and of course if you accept, I will invite you to eat

I doooon?t need any payment !

So, God Bless You !

Excuse me.

Luis Conscience: Come on, don?t be so rude with him

Be patient,

Rome wasn?t built in one day !

Wait there, I?m talking to You !

You should take a shower !

Can I ?

Of course, with clothes and all.

And then what I am going to use ?

Ok. Come over here.

Pants.

Jacket.

Do you have an extra shirt ?

But You had no shirt.

That?s why I am asking you if you have an extra,

because I miss one

I don?t have an extra but come over here

Shirt.

Yes I know, full service.

Socks.

What about this underwear ?

Underwear and tie.

Nooo...

No what ?

This one doesn?t match with the suit.

Ok, pick whatever You like more.

I like the one You are wearing !

Do You need something else Siiir ?

No, that?s it !

Perfect, Now go and take the shower

because I need to leave.

If You need to leave, leave, don?t worry.

But I need to lock from outside !

Don?t worry, I will lock from inside !

Oh, You don?t trust me ?

Oh come on, With all this years knowing each other

How can I ?

So, you need a lot of years to know somebody ?

Of course !

Oh, see how the things works.

To know you I just needed to see your face.

(Take you for a fool)

You are wrong, You didnt?t see me the face.

I have it but is just to confuse.

Hey, I didn?t try to say that !

Yes, you did.

And I will show You, you will not see my face.

Come with me !

After the shower, you will wash the dishes.

hehy, but I didn?t use it.

But You will clean them, or not ?

My pleasure Sir, but don?t get pissed.

No, if I?m not pissed

now come over here.

Before wash the dishes, clean the floor, dust off the paints,

Hey, by myself ?

We will do it both,

but you were the only one who ate.

So, choose.

Do it or get out here !

I stay here.

Wait, Wait !!

What about your piggy bank ?

Take it, He can steal it !

Hey, Do you think I will steal you ?

No, with the hungry you have,

I think You will eat it !

Hum, He seemed so decent and he become in an as*h*le

It?s a shame for the clothes.

A shoes, a shoes, be smart !

Do?a Angustias

Yes, Don Luisito.

Here I leave you my Safe.

and time to time, take a look of my place

You know I have a new servant.

When are you going to learn ?

Always helping your fellow man.

Don?t be trustful !

Remember the others you bring here to be "reformed"

One day they wil take your underwear !!

looking to have a fond of somebody.

What ? Is not enough with your girlfriend?s fond ?

You don?t understand about that Do?a Angustias

We are talking about a very different fonds.

A man needs beside the love of a woman,

the fond of a friend.

Oh by te way, You got this by mail.

I think is another money order.

Send it back too.

How You can be so proud ?

You should accept the money your dad is sending to you.

He has a lot of money.

He can give the money to my stepmother.

He wanted to change his son for a women,

and I will not forgive him for that !

By the way, What is message my girlfriend left to you ?

Uy ! She was so pissed.

She said you might go inmediatly to her place.

I think She will scold you for be outside all night.

Scold me ? No way

If You don?t love her, don?t make her suffer.

Beacause I love her it?s why exactly I make her suffer.

Sorry !

How can I help You ?

Good afternoon, Is Luisito here ?

What do You need ?

Hum, well, You know, today is my birthday.

That?s the only thing the womans get,

with out tell everybody.

Congratulations.

What do You need ?

My dancing partner is sick,

and I know Luis dance great.

So I came to ask him if he want to be my dance partner.

I don?t think we can go to your party Miss.

Girls: Why ? Why ?

Well, Tomorrow we have family visiting us,

and see how the house look.

Come in ! Come in !

See all the mess around here !

And Luis needs to fix it tonight.

Oh come on ! If that is the big deal,

we can fix it, right girls ?

Girls: Yeah ! Yeah !

Oh come on, I don?t want to bother you !

It?s not bother for us.

Let?s see, here you are !

For you, there in the kitchen are a lot of dishes to wash,

Go ahead, go ahead.

I hate You !

I see !

What else ?

Do You know Eva Bustamante ?

Ewa, Ewa. Of course, She was with me in the school

She fail the third year.

Fail ??

For sure she wasted her time on you !

What about Josefina Sure ?

Sure ? Sure ?

Sure !! she was with me at the school as well !!

She didn?t finish right ?

No, She didn?t finish.

She didn?t finish well !!

What about Lourdes Cancino ?

or the "Blond" Lima ?

Or the "Blond" Rodriguez ?

Or Do?a Maria "the tremors"?

Or Lola "the Flat" ?

and... and...

Give me that back !

What are you doing with my phone book ?

This are just knowing people.

Very good knowing people.

I talked with everyone.

How ?

By phone, are you pissed ? Tell me !

Confess it ! That got you pissed !

But...

Shut up !

9 years and 28 days, with that dates,

everything is over between us !

Well, We were very happy before you had the bad manners to take my little book.

Oh ! Do you think are bad manners ??

What about when you take a look into my purse ?

What ? Tell me ?

Hum.. I?m a man !

An idiot !

I am like everybody who falls in love,

You are, like every man.

Well, If you want we broke up !

But I know before 8 days you will be praying

to love you again.

Who ? You to me ? or me to You ?

We?ll see, good bye !

Luis ??

It?s too late, We broke up !

No, I want my stuffs back !

I will send you everything with my servant.

Not with your servant,

I don?t want here anything from you.

Send them by Post.

It?s forbidden to send trash my mail.

You are wrong, I got all your letters.

All of them !

Where did you put the jelly was here ?

Tied with a blue cord ?

Yes.

I ate it. It was too old.

The comoda is also too old,

Why u didn?t eat it ?

Sorry.

Don?t waste the electricity, is not for free.

Where did you get this cigars ?

From the comoda, you were keeping them there no ?

Hey Hey, Stand up !

That is not the suit I gave you.

Of course not, the one you gave me had holes in the backside.

That?s why I gave it to You.

Hmm, That?s what a good way to do favors.

Maybe you want me to give you a sister also ?

Ok don?t scold me more.

It?s enough saying don?t wear that suit.

Oh, oportunistic plus delicate.

I ask you sir to do not ofend me.

If that is the big deal I can take off the suit and it?s over.

But the fact that I wear it,

gives no right to destroy a mans dignity.

You will see, The first quality from a gentleman...

Go to hell with your speeches.

That?s fine, I?ll Shut up my mouth.

But at least You can say thank you.

Thank you ? For what ?

Yes ! Have you seen your place ?

Come on, talk !

it?s not the same mess you have before,

everything in the floor, nasty.

Ok Ok. Keep the suit.

You should be very tired right ?

Just a little bit. But not enough to don?t go to the party.

What party ?

To 15 years old party.

Anita comes earlier to invite us.

Invite us ?

Well, to invite you. But i guess...

Don?t guess, did you hear me ?

Don?t guess !

Calm down. Calm down, Don?t get upset.

We will not ruin our friendship just because a party.

What friendship ? I?m not in a mood for party.

Woman?s fault right ?

How do You know that ?

When a man has an stupid face, is beacause a woman.

Do I have a stupid face right now ?

See your face in the mirror, come on, see it.

You are right, Is a woman?s fault.

Did she brake up with you ?

I broke up with her, that?s different.

Ok Ok, but is not Anita?s fault.

Remember you get 15 once.

Women a lot of times.

But she has the hope you can be her dance partner.

The other one is sick.

I?m sure she can find somebody else.

She said You are a great dancer.

Not at all, not at all.

I think she is very in love of you.

But she is just a kid.

Girls also fall in love. Let me explain you.

Love is like an arrow, who hit the heart like a target.

No more speeches.

I prefer go to the party.

But I just have one Frac.

What are you going to do ?

God is so good. Dressing the birds.

Do you think he will not give a Frac ?

Where is the next Dry Cleaner ?

Congratulations, You look so pretty.

Do you know the Sir ?

Nice to meet you. Congratulations.

Thanks.

Hmmm. Excuse me.

Let?s go.

-What about a cookie ?

-Thanks.

Glutton !

Hey, You are a very good dancer.

Do you want a cookie ?

No thanks.

Ok, excuse me.

-Did you brake with Guillermina ?

-Yes, Lucky me.

-But do You still loving her ?

-Me, No way

-Perfect, bcause I need to confess something.

-Si ?, Thats great.

-You are not listen to me.

-Of course I do, continue, continue.

-Let?s see, What did I tell you ?

-Hm, You will confess yourself.

Yes, with you, Don?t think wrong, but when I knew You and Guillermina broke up

-I told my dance partner to get sick.

-Did he ?

He did. I told him the man who I love will propose to me.

And this night will be the happiest in my life.

-And did he propose to you ?

-No.

He loves somebody else.

Come on, don?t go around there thinking about that stuffs.

You are too young to have that issues.

Of course, I?m just good cleanning your house.

Not to love me.

-Did you clean my house ?

-Let?s be clear.

I asked you if you liked how your place looks ?

Not that I cleaned it.

-What is not the same ? Are you agree ?

-Ok.

Dance this melody with the lady,

I will have a drink.

What do You think if we better sit down

to eat some cookies ?

Loves make you lost the appetite.

That?s why I never fall in love.

-A cognac please.

-Yes sir.

No, double.

-Like this one ?

-Like this one better !

Leave him alone Anita. Don?t go.

He will get drunk. He is drinking to much.

Who knows if for his troubles is a little.

-If you really appreciate him...

Appreciate him ?

I have him in my soul.

In your age the soul is like a sponge,

It?s just enough to squeeze it to take off everything.

-I wait so long to be 15 years old.

-You will wait more to be 30.

-Can we go out to the terrace ?

-As you wish.

Gentlleman. Congratulations.

This lady was my girlfriend since today.

She also put everything in my mouth.

You will also love Guillermina as I did.

And You will get drunk.

And one day You will tell to some idiot guy,

"Gentleman, congratulations".

And You will invite him, just like I?m doing right now,

to go out and fight.

To fight ? How ?

With stones, g*ns, sticks, baseball bats, whatever.

The point is k*ll each other.

Drunk !

Did you hear her ?

She gave the champagne from the same glass too.

And she squeezed me the pimples from my face.

But the unfortunate thing will be, that with

10 years to say my name, it?ll be very hard to learn yours.

-By the way, What is your name ?

-Tarcicio.

Oh, I see. One time she will call you Luis,

now you know who is Luis.

But let?s go out to k*ll each other.

If you survive, you can comeback for this cute.

-Tarcicio, make him shut up.

-But He is challenge me.

But before k*ll each other, I will introduce you with the society, like the new couple in love.

-What a big news...

-Don?t do that, I will look ridiculous.

My friend, I see, you love her a lot.

So I quite the battle.

But if You insist to fight,

I?m still here.

I?m a Esgrima teacher, sh**ter in the army

and I teach box at the YMCA.

You are a great guy.

Also I feel like i will let her with you.

Because She is like a brave dog,

who bite everybody at home

And the want to give it.

But with somebody who feed him.

-Did you hear ? He is calling me dog.

-He is saying, He loves You.

Like I said, You are a great man. But let me tell everybody inside.

-I?m sorry Guille, but I don?t want to be between lovers.

-You humilliated me, get out here.

I?m sorry but He is a good guy.

May I have your attention please.

Ladys and Gentleman.

-Girls and Boys.

-He is very good with the speeches

tell them what I wanted to say.

My friend Luis wanted to announce I will sing for you.

-Where is Tarcicio ?

-Luis, please.

I will sing "Enamorada" dedicated to Anita,

our celebrated.

-Give me Tarcicio back. You have him.

-Let me go.

-Sit down.

-No

Sit down or I will make a big show if this.

-I hate you.

-But you will sitt down.

And stay there.

-Luisito, don't drink from the bottle like that.

-Sorry Ma'am.

-A k*ller ?

-Yes.

He was in prison for the death of a woman.

-He will leave my house inmediatly.

-I will do it whit all discretion.

-You sing very nice.

-Thank you very much.

-Anita can I have a word with the gentleman ?

-Of course.

The Owner of the house knows already you were in prison

sentenced for the death of a woman.

-And do You know why I am not anymore in prison ?

-We don't care.

We will appreciate if you can leave now please.

Wait a minute, I bring this guy

and I will take him too.

You see, They don't want you here anymore,

beacuse you are drunk.

Let's go !

Don't worry, I will take him with me,

Don't worry.

(mumbling) I got drunk in your Ranch,

Are your dogs going to bite me ?

-This is my friend Pedro.

-Excuse me.

-Keep going with the Party.

-Keep going.

-Good Morning.

-Morning.

Very good for you.

Can You tell me, Whose house is this ?

Is your Sir.

-And this bed ?

-Also yours.

Mine right ? So can you tell me

why you kicked me out from my bed ?

I didn't kicked you out,

You fell by yourself.

And do You think is right to leave the owner of the house in the floor and sleep in his bed ?

No, I don't.

I tried, but i coulnd't convince you.

Convince me ?

Between dreams I remember you been hitting me

all night long.

Maybe you are talking about all the times you hitted

when you fell from bed

All times ? I didn't fell just once ?

No, You were hitting whole night.

I remember You were hitting my face.

Deny it.

It was just trying to help you to sleep.

But it was just a little bit.

And don't You think is a*usive to hit

an unconscious man ?

Listen to me.

I think is mor a*usive when a host insult his guest.

-My guest ?

-Yes.

Go down ! Hurry up.

And take off my pijama.

-Here you go.

-Put it here in this corner.

-There you go.

-Now I need to boil it.

If You want I can boil it for You.

No. You will get out here inmediatly.

Oh, So I will understand You are kicking me out ?

No, I'm just inviting you to go out.

I will take a shower, and I don't want to see you here anymore.

-Are you still waiting for something ?

-Just to say thank you for everything.

-But I though I found a Brother, a home...

-And a closet right ? Take off my new suit.

Ok, I'm sorry.

I understand I don't have right to nothing.

I hope you don't regret,

because the remorse is bad.

Yesterday night, I was standing up for you.

Don't you remember ?

You got drunk, I needed to carrying you out from the party and bring you here.

But that's how the human being is.

God bless us.

Ok. Don't think I'm ungrateful.

Keep the suit. I give it to you.

But this one you already gave it to me.

Better give me somthing else.

-Hey !

-Excuse me.

God be with you Sir.

-Go to Hell !

-Atheist !

Atheist !

Mr. Chavez.

Oh there you are.

What a nice car.

-What are you doing around here ?

-I came to say thank you for the sponge.

What sponge ?

You said the heart on my age is like a sponge,

and it's enough with squeeze it to take out what is inside ?

-I squeezed it.

-And Luis went out ?

-Yes, but now You came inside.

-Ay chingao.

-Hm. Squeezed again.

-For what ?

-Because I can not love anybody.

-Why ?

Just squeeze sponge again,

and I will explain you someday.

-Can I take you somewhere ?

-No thanks, I'm just going here to the Transit Offices.

Transit Department, General Offices.

-Excuse me. Is this the office from my uncle ?

-Who is your uncle ?

-The Transit Chief.

-Oh yeah. He is a very nice person.

-Can I come in using this door ?

-Well is just for officials, but sure you can.

Come on ! Come on !

Oficial talking: Without news on service General.

And this is the test from today.

-What about you Sir ?

- General.

I know you need somebody, able, honest, with brain, and a big heart to be member of the Bike Team.

-I know the person you are looking for.

-Perfect.

But you need to wait your time, go outside and wait there with the rest of the candidates.

-Did you say hi to your uncle ?

-Yes, thank you.

-Be sure the test road will be ready in 10 minutes.

-Yes, General.

Gentlemans, The General order to everybody to go to Xochimilco, there will be the last stages.

-General.

-Yes.

I think i got you wrong. You ordered to all the applicants go to Xochimilco for the test ?

-Who said that ?

-Your nephew. The one who just went out from here.

I don't have nephews.

Guard don't let the applicants leave.

-Go for them, and take them to the test road.

-Imnediatly, General.

You wasted your time,

I will not say thank you for this.

Maybe not.

Where are the rest of the applicants ?

They leave, they were bore waiting for you.

They were talking sh*t about you. Right ?

But don't worry,

as I said I have the person who you need.

Wait a minute.

I don't need the this guy recomendation.

Who are talking about you ?

I'm talking about myself.

Oh reallly ? Perfect.

You two follow me.

My pleasure, General.

-So everybody left talking sh*t about me right ?

-Yes, General. Low class right ?

-Very low. But tell me, What they were saying ?

Well, You are not the President, They were waiting for you like if you will inherit them.

And some other things that sincerly I can't repeat.

There is the people who left to Xochimilco talking sh*t about me. What do you say about that ?

I say, I screwed up General,

Excuse me, I leave here.

Wait a minute. I would like to be your uncle to kick your a*s and take off the cynicism from your face.

-You don't know the shame..

-But I know Acrobacy, General.

Yes, I had exhibitions all around M?xico and abroad.

People Call me "The human eagle".

But no to eagle to cheat me right ?

-What I did was just to make everything easy for you,

-Really ?

Yes, sir. You don't need to be testing rookies.

Don't get upset guys, You are rookies.

I saw you on the bike one by one and You are rookies.

Hey, It's too much talk. Come with me.

If you don't show me you are good as you told me, I will send you to jail for usurpation of functions.

-Agree ?

-Agree !!

-Agree, General.

-Choose one bike

-This one.

-Hm, Your uncle right ?

-I'm sorry.

-We need to talk later.

-What do You think ?

-Not too bad.

-Can somebody do something better than that ?

-No, no, no

I can, General.

20 years ago I was a Champion,

and I never could do it.

-Can you improve that ?

-Yes, I can.

-General, Put 20 men there, I will jump them.

-Put me ?

I'm sorry, sir.

Hey 20 volunteers.

Yes of course. If you are looking for people to jump,

Why you don't jump the workers over there ?

Stop laughing.

Here I go.

Don't move !

Don't move !

Now ?

Can you improve that also ?

-I can do it as well.

-Let's see.

You said you can improve everything,

but we didn't see you do anything.

I think you might do something.

-And don't you think who gives the orders here its me ?

-Yes, sir.

So, You are the only one who can be better than this guy?

Thats how it looks, General.

-Major, Who has the best record in Churubusco road ?

-Luis Macias, General

-Luis Mac?as. One step in front.

-Here, General.

Major. Hire Mr. Mac?as and be sure He takes the military training.

Yes, General.

-What is the punishment for you ?

- I don't know sir, I just wanted to work in Transit.

-Also I didn't fail any of my demostrations.

-Yes, You did.

-Which one ?

-Respect and Decency which are the firsts ones.

-But do You really want to work in the Transit Dept. ?

-With all my heart, sir.

-Perfect, We have a Vacancy.

-Really ?

Sweeping the floors.

Order officers.

-I accept.

-Job is yours.

Can I walk with you to take your broom ?

Yes sir, the revange is a gods pleasure.

Remember you "saw me the face" right ?

Let's see who is more fool.

I said I can do all your tricks much better than you right ?

-Yes You said that.

-Well that's not true

-Some of them I never tried.

-That's not a fair play.

Let's be clear. I said I can do it never I know it how.

That's not the same. Right ?

But Why you don't let me sleep in oyur house ?

You are not afraid to loneliness ?

I'm afraid about your companie.

-Hey.

No, No and no.

-How many times I need to repeat it ?

-It's ok, don't get upset.

Just keep in mind i will not hold grudges.

-In what direction are you leaving ?

-This way. -Perfect.

-Oh my god, is you Luisito, good see you.

-Good you saw me if not you make me pur?e.

-Please, Be good for something, take me to my place.

-Yes sure, I need to tell you a lot of things

-Ok. Do you want a good advice ?

-Yes

Forgive you boyfriend this time, but the next one you will do the same.

Make him feel jelous ?

Of course, That hit a man stronger than anything else.

I can talk by my own experience.

He is a very busy man to be around there been jelous

We all said the same but we are clowns.

Busy ? I don't think so.

the most important occupation for a man is love.

So don't believe lies.

-Thanks.

-When You want a good advice, call me.

I know what everybody should do, except me.

Good Bye.

-Whats going on ?

-Three nice guys want to talk with you.

-The lady who you just leeft is on 24 hrs survillance.

Poor of you. You might be tired.

No, We are 3 shifts.

The first are 3 boxers, To serve you sir.

You don't serve me.

-The second shift are 3 gunguys.

-And the last one are 3 dirty wrestlers.

-And what if I don't want to take care of your advice ?

-Sir, you can do whatever you want

This was first advice.

See you later.

-Viejo, Viejo, Your jacket, it will to be very cold at night.

-Thanks vieja.

-Did Guillermina call me ?

-No Don Luisito.

-Ok, If She call me, please tell her I forgive her.

-You might call her.

-For what ? She will think I'm dying because of her ?.

-And is not true ?

-Message to Miss. Guillermina 20 cents.

-Oh by the way I will pay for all the messages I owe to you.

-You don't owe me anything else.

-How is that possible ?

You will forgive me Don Luisito but when you have a lot of kids...

Look, i had troubles and I charge by Chinesse style.

Chinesse Style ? You charge it cochino style.

Hello, Si ? Wait a minute.

Mom the guy from the 9 has a call

-The guy from 9 doesn't pay.

-The guy from the 9 left.

-Hey You

-The dinner is almost ready

Who openned the door for you ?

I did, with my copy of the keys.

-Nobody kick your a*s before ?

-Uhh... A lot of times.

-Do you I'm starting to feel like I want to kick you ?

-Don't worry about me, feel free.

Is the least I can do for you my friend.

Come on, do it. Do it.

Oh no, no like that. Fight back.

-Noooo, Sir.

Because in an oversight I could kick yours.

And that will hurt me a lot.

Look, Don't push me and get out from my house.

Scrounger !

Don't call me scrounger, sir. When a man doesn't have work, you have reason to kick him out.

-Hmm.

-But When He comes and He offers to help...

-Its no reason to kick him out.

-To help ?

Yes, sir. I have a job.

If you want i can live here, I will help you.

Of course, paying for my food.

-No, Just the half.

-Oh well, thank you for helping me with the other half.

No! Half rent, half food, half of laundry, half of electricity

Hey! whit the high rates in the electricity ?

Just with that you will leave me in shadows.

-If you like it, if know get out here.

Ok, Thats fine.

-Come on let's eat.

-I'm not hungry.

The sad things with bread are good.

And with butter they should be awesome !

I feel so shame for you.

Do you want to know something ?

-I don't want to be on your shoes.

-Me either.

Eat good, feed yourself,

tomorrow you have a lot to sweep.

-Don't be wrong. I'm not going to sweep.

-Ah are you going to take your vacuum ?

Do you think a expert bike rider like me,

they will let me sweep ?

-No ?

-Of course not !

The general just said that to teach me something.

But I guarantee, tomorrow at 9 I will be in a Motorcycle.

Gentleman, sorry for disturb you from your ocuppied life.

I was almost taking the bus, but I lost the ticket.

If you have something extra in your pockets,

I will appreciate You give it to me.

Here is a 20, its all I have.

Thank you anyway.

-Look what I did.

-But wasn't you.

That's why You think.

But... I get the hit and you feel it ?

Excuse me. Excuse me.

-It's horrible don't be in the road right ?

-Just imagine, Major.

I saw your demostrations and you are a great rider.

-Thanks Major, but that doesn't help me with anything.

-Relax, in the first chance I will put you on a bike

-Really ?

-Of course, I promisse.

Thank you Major You are a very nice guy.

Can I give You a hugh ?

Yes, sure !

Ay chingao. I spoiled you.

I'm sorry but I am bad luck for the people I appreciate.

-Good night.

-What is going on here ?

Nothing. Old furniture in one side,

and new furniture in the other side

-You didn't notice the line spliting half.

-And What's that for ?

I was tired to sleep in the couch. And also look what a beautiful robe.

Chinese, Chinese, Genuine Chinese.

Oh, And what a wonderful chair.

Look the quality of the springs.

You can rebound here !

That's great.

But where did you get all this stuffs ?

From here, look.

"The Big Furniture Factory". No Interest, No deposit, low payments, almost nothing.

Great. But with your salary,

I don't think you can pay for it.

Oh no, We say we will pay half and half of everything here right ?

-That's true.

-Perfect.

-But you will not have money, even for cigars ?

-Having where to rest, who need anything ?

Look like a plane....

This is great !

You know what, I think this is too much.

I don't like luxury life.

-No, This is for me..

-Hold a second, If We will split the bill this should be for both, right ?

Yes, sir.

-So, let's split it with Justice.

-Hm... Justice.

Your half.

1, 2, 3 and a half.

-What are you going to do? Don't be stupid.

-I will give you the half of everything We bought.

Don't be stupid. Better keep everything.

I will sleep in your bed.

-That's what the Great Salomon will do.

-Salomon.

Tell me the truth. If I didn?t say anything,

You will split everything right ?

-Of course.

- I thought that.

That's what Salomon will never do.

Everything ready, Coronel.

-Everything ready, General.

-Perfect, Coronel.

Excuse me.

Team. On the Earth. Now

Rest. Now.

To the front in one line. Now.

One line in the middle. Now.

Attention. Wave. Now.

Oficers.

I want to let you know, It was not necessary to amputate the legs of the Team Leader after yesterday accident

but He will be out of service for a while. So now everybody will have chance to apply for the Coronel job.

That job will be get it, for the officer who get the best score in the next festival for the City Mayor.

Now, all who got new motorcycles, should go to the highway to get them ready. That's it.

You can brake the formation, Coronel.

Right and Left, Marcial step. Now.

Yes Luisito. You need to be good a very brave

to get the Coronel's job.

What a delicious Torta. Of course It could be better with a little bit more of avocato

But the important thing is you get nutrients.

Give to Luis a bite of your Torta, maybe He is Hungry.

-Do you want Torta my friend ?

-No thank you very much.

He want to trick you with a Torta,

Glutton.

But He is so wrong if He thinks He will be

the Coronel of the squad.

You will be the Coronel even if You need to k*ll him.

Yes. k*ll him.

He didn't accpet your offer. He is jelous because now you are rider. But you will show him. Show him.

-That was Luis right ?

-Yes, that was Luis. I bet you He will comeback.

He love make shows. Very in love, and faking.

Just see his stupid face.

Fake to him. Fake to him. He doesn't understand your pain and is trying to laugh about you.

Be in pain. Be in pain Luisito, but doin't let him know it. Smile. Smile.

-What is going on ?

-I'm very happy.

-Hm. Did you see who was it ?

-Yes, why ?

-I though You will go back to see Guillermina.

-I needed to force my moto. It's new and that's is not good

-What if they don't be new. Did you go back ?

-Neither, I don't beg to a woman.

Mira Mira Mira.

-He didn't comeback.

-I'm not in hurry, He will comeback somebday.

And if not, I just need to say sorry to have him eating from my hand.

He is laughin of you. He is laughin

Show him You are so happy. Sing. Sing.

-What's wrong ?

-To me nothing. My car laid like a donkey over the road.

I will put a sign on the turn.

-You don't have gas ?

-Yes, full tank.

But he doesn't want to go where I want to go.

Wait Wait. Explain yourself better.

I put first gear and It went back.

I put second gear and It went back.

I put third gear and It went back.

Oh It has the shifts wrong.

-The shifts wrong ?

-Yes.

-And can you fix it ?

-Of course.

You know what, I can't.

But here comes my mechanic.

My partner. We need to comeback for a tow truck.

-What is wrong ?

-The shifts are not working, It just go back.

It has the shifts wrong.

But that is very easy to fix.

So we don't need a tow truck ?

You are a great transit oficer.

Fool like just You.

Imagine if the General listen you asked for a tow truck.

You learn how to fix the shifts in the

first year at the academy.

But that is too much for you.

He is very good just for bad stuffs.

Help me with something.

Give me a forceps.

Give me a forceps.

You are not listening ?

Oh son of a... "He saw my face again"

((take like a fool))

No No No. That crazy guy who is talking alone and I

we are just "chamba"parterns.

Oh "de changa" ?

No like that. "Chamba", job !

Oh ! "chamba" and job are the same ?

Is the same as mouth and "trompita".

Oh "trompita" ?

Yes. Here in M?xico some people talk like that.

For example. To say hair We say "Gre?ero", "Mechas", "Plumero", "Pelos de Elote", "Pelitos de Seda".

Careful. Careful. I'm so thicklish.

"Cosquillas".

-"Costillas" ?

-No, This ones are "Costillas".

And we call this "Pescuezito", "Gargantita"

-Your are very "Mulora".

-"Malora" no "Mulora.

And you are so charmed.

When did you arrive to M?xico ?

I'm here since last week. I came with a tour.

And I don't want to leave never.

Thanks to M?xico. Hope you can find a boyfriend here.

I'm here if you need me.

I understand. You are very "Vi borracho".

"Vibaracho" !! No "vi borracho".

And You are Lovely, Divine,Pretty, Cute, Charmed.

-Continue, come on.

-Beautiful...

-Do I disturb ?

-Do You already finish ?

-Yes I do. And You ?

-Not yet

-Miss. Your car is ready.

-You are so good mechanic.

Oh thank You very much. But looks like if the rain is comming.

Better if You hurry up. because You will get wet.

Excuse me.

I would like to invite you for a drink.

-Don't worry. Thank you.

-But You didn't do anything. I accept.

Ah I accept too. How we can't. Right ?

Be careful with the hole in the ground.

-You follow me please.

-Of course.

I will open the traffic for you !

He will open the traffic for Us.

Mother F... He took a spark plug.

Over the road we are.

Good Morning.

Hey. You should slept on my new bed.

-Thank you.

.You will not ask me, why I just arrived ?

-Why You just arrived ?

-Because I needed to change my shirt.

-You will not ask Where I been ?

-Where you been ?

From a Funeral.

Yes.

I can see the tears in your face.

Clean it.

Oh si.

Come on.

-I came from my newspaper. Did you already read it ?

-Yes.

-Rent of news paper 5 cents.

-Here you go.

-What ? What ? What ?

-Yes since we import American corn...

pigs speaks english.

Not at all. You know what Do?a Angustias

I'm learning Shakespeare's language.

Can I take a look of the "Index section" ?

-Since when you are taking lessons Don Luisito ?

-Since yesterday Do?a Angustias.

Oh I didn't tell You my friend.

I can say...

-Your pronunciation is not so good.

-Well Practice is not the reason.

What I don't know yet,

is how to say "Buj?a" in english.

Spark plug.

I imagine the idiot who lost it.

How he suffered, Kickin' and kickin'.

-Take it.

-I don't think so.

-Worst think happen on the motorcycle.

-That's why you need to be careful.

-That's the best thing You can do.

-We can.

-Good morning.

-Morning.

-Is Mr. Luis Mac?as here ?

-Yes, Come in.

How are you ? What are you doing ?

Come in. Come in.

-How can I help you ?

-I came to fight with You.

A soon as possible.

Pedro leave us alone.

Ok.

Wait don't be intense.

I came to fight in a good way.

Ok. So, sit down.

You know You are like the dog of the gardener ?

Don't eat the fruit but don't let eat it as well.

-You said in a good way.

-I am saying in a good way.

-You don't love Guillermina anymore ?

-Who care !

Well that is a bad way. In a good way, of course

How I can not ?

Ok. In a bad way I tell you I like Guillermina

but

In a good way I like you and I would like to

see you happy with her.

Thank you very much Tarcicio.

I knew you are a friend.

Mr. Chavez

What's going on kid ? Did you come to see Luis ?

I came to see You. I squeezed and squeezed

the sponge but you didn't go out.

-Listen to me.

-Nothing, nothing

You told me You will explain me something. Remember ?

About you can not love anybody and so.

Has been one month since that. I think I have right.

-But I need to go work.

-So I will go to Your work.

Now You tell me. She sent You right ?.

-She suggested.

-Like I said, You are a good friend.

-What happened. Did he feel shame for you ?

That's a very american matter. If you please.

Hi Anita How can I help You ?

Help me ? No way.

I was saying hi to Pedrito.

To "Pedrito" ? Be careful with Pedrito.

Let's go. Pedrito.

Excuse me.

-Are you going to late ?

-Who cares !

-What are You going to do ?

-Days it to hot so I will swim a little bit.

-Wait there.

-Yes, sir.

You can't see each other even in pictures.

Why You are living together ?

I want to move, but he owe me one

and He need to pay for it.

-Then You will owe it to him.

-That's true.

That's why we are together.

-Wait a minute, I'll be there.

-Don't worry. She doesn't imagine what is comming.

-Don't be an as*h*le. She is comming to say sorry.

-Of course She will say sorry. And You will see how.

I almost did it. But thanks God You arrivve.

You save my a*s. I tough to beg, on my knees, whatever.

But now. She will see. She will see.

-I did my job. Good luck. See you.

-See you.

Look girl, you are very nice, pretty. The age doesn't

matter because you will grow up fast.

But how can I explain you ?

-I can't have girlfriend, friend or love anybody.

-But why ?

Since I was kid, Always happened something to the people I love.

When I made a poem for my teacher, They fire her.

My cousin had smallpox. My cat poisoned with milk.

Yes Yes I know. Just coincidences.

But I don't want a coincidence happen to You.

And also your family will not like me. I was 5 years in Prison for a women's death.

-But, Did You k*ll her ?

-No and Yes.

I k*lled her because I loved her. I gave her a present and that night somebody k*lled her.

But Not You right ?

-So Why You were in Prison ?

-Because I'm an idiot,

I said I k*lled her with my love and They putted me in jail.

5 years later They found the k*ller.

And with all courtesy They told me We sorry.

I love you.

-Am I uglly ?

-You are very pretty.

-Do You like me ?

-A lot.

-So I liked You too and now We are boyfriends.

-Ok.

-Ok ? Without a kiss or something ?

-It's a lot of people here.

Love is not wrong.

What's up ?

-WIthout news Coronel.

-Without ?

Don't pass the cars by the right lane, that's very dangerous. Be careful next time.

Yes, sir.

-If you are not very severe, drivers take advantage.

-Oh reallly ?

Next time You give fines in that way,

You will be in troubles.

-That's fine Coronel. Never will happen again.

-Where is your partner ?

-He is giving fines in the same way ?

-No. He just went inside the Sport club.

Tell him to hurry up and continue working.

-Coronel.

-What do You want ?

-What if He doesn't want to come ?

-Why He will not want to come ?

He just went in to swim a little bit

because the day is very hot.

What ?

Like you hear it. you will not look inside my phone book again.

Ok I will not. Just because I love you.

so...

Let me talk ! You will give a party with all your friends to tell them don't mess in our business.

-That's too much.

-Too much ? Don't accept it. See You later.

-I accept. Are We ok ?

-Last condition.

Like You humilliated me in your house now You need to go to mine to apologize.

Come on, You are k*lling my dignity.

You make me feel like trash, like nothing.

-Take it or leave it.

-I take it.

-Not with than tone of voice !

-Ok. I take it.

-Ok. That's better.

-Did You forgive me ?

Not until you acomplish your punishment. You know I'm very strict for that kind of things.

Boss. Did You take your shower ?

You said You will swimm a little bit.

Yes I said it so what ? Leave me alone.

What's wrong with you ? Since today...

-The Coronel told me We need to be working.

-Tell him go to hell

-It's not necessary to tell him cuz He is listenning to You.

-Oh God.

-Without news Coronel.

-Without news ? Will be and very important.

-Is that one.

-Thank you.

Somebody at home ?

Nobody ?

Oh a miracle. What are you doing around here?

Your home.

I don't know why but I had a feeling You were here.

I brought this blanket cuz will be a very cold night.

You didn't need to bother.

A little bit more late and You will not find me here,

I was thinking in go out.

-Really ? So let's go.

-No, Coronel asked me to take a look of this for one night

And I can not say no to a high level person.

What are you going to take a look ?

Are no beds even right ?

-Of course. There inside We have one Luis XV Style.

-Oh so You don't need my blanket. I will take it home.

Don't go around mad, is not healthy.

-You are right.

-Of course I can see You very sick.

To help You with your disease

I will leave your place tonight.

-You can't do that. That will be very unrespectful.

-What ?

-Leave my house alone.

-So Do You want me to stay ?

-I beg you !

-Perfect I will stay. Now excuse me, have a sweet dreams.

No. I will not sleep. I have a lot to think about.

So what ? Are You going to die ?

Keep blowing the horns.

-What is the trouble my fellow ?

-The lady don't want to move it from here.

-So ? Is it too heavy ? Push it !

-She putted the brakes.

Excuse me.

Excuse me ? Like if that is enough to put your hand in a lady. Who teached you to treat women idiot ?

-Lady is right fellow. That's not how You need to treat a lady.

-You see. You see.

-Ma'am can I ?

-See the diference. He is a gentleman.

Whenever You are ready cop.

Excuse me ma'am.

Come on guys, I need your help here.

On my right side guys.

Thank you very much guys.

-Ok. What was the problem ?

-I was in hurry and I didn't respect the red light.

But the car stops, I left the oven on. I will find my house exploted.

-Your papers ma'am.

-I will not show you anything. You presence is repugnant.

Repugnant repugnant.

-But You didn't respect the light right ?

-Yes I didn't so ?

You didn't hear I left the oven On ? Is not that very serious ? I don't want to talk with you. Go away !

-I got it fellow.

-That's fine.

Look ma'am. Even if You are in hurry You need to respect the lights.

-Oh You are against me too ?

-No. Look grandma

- I'm not your grand mother. Unrespectful pig

-That case give me your license !

And I will give it to you. But before You need to explain me why You are going to give me a ticket. What I did ?

-You said you didn't respect the red light.

-Why You putted the red light when I'm crossing ?

-Give me your license.

-I will give it to you

but You need to explain me why the ticket ?

If not I will not give you anything.

I went to your office and there

They told me I can find You here.

Yes, now this is our jurisdiction.

Remember You told me if I need something I just need to ask you ?

-Well I need a favor.

-Ok, I'm listenning.

Today is a party in the Gold Club.

I want him jelous.

-I'm sorry You should told me before. I already have an apointment for tonight.

-That's a shame.

But what do You think about my friend ?

-Very handsome, but I will not be able to ask him...

-I will prepare him. But You need to help me a little bit

-Flirt with him.

-For what ?

Just do it. I have my plan.

Look ma'am. I already explain You why the ticket. But You don't want to understand.

-Go away. I forgive the offense.

-You will not forgive me anything

-What is your right to do that to me. Tell me.

-Ok. So I will give you a ticket.

My pleasure. You just need to tell me why ?

Why ? Why ? Why ?

Because You crossed a red light. Hitted my parter one time. Twice to me. Blocked the streets. Is that not enough for you ?

Wait wait. Let's talk. My husband was in the Panamerican Race and my son in the reporters one.

Why you bring your husband and your son in this talk ?

Because You are the kind of guys who like to mess with lonely women.

Ok. Your husband was in the Panamerican race, so ?

He crashed. Can you believe it ?

Be carefull. He is a casanova. Don't let him go for more.

Don't worry. If He take speed, I will make him put the brakes on. But You should recomend it as well.

Perfect. That's a deal.

-What happened with the old lady ?

-She almost gave me a ticket.

-Good afternoon ma'am.

-The lady wants to know you

Really ? Ah.

Nice to meet you, Pedro Chavez at your service.

Are You really at my service ?

-Careful Careful. This guy is very dangerous Maria Luisa.

-I love be in dangerous.

I will be waitnig at 8 for you. Excuse me.

-Do You know her ?

-No.

-Well She said she knows You.

-And I know You. What stupid thing are You preparing to me ?

She wants to hang out with You, but if You think is a stupid thing let's go.

-Wait a minute. In the case You are being honest with me.

-Forget it, You know I can't be honest with You.

-Stop playing. Or do You like the lady ?

-You know who I like is Guillermina.

-But if You can give me back the favor..

-Of course. Just be honest with me.

-Can You help me ?

-Of course. What is going on ?

I need You to fix everything with Guillermina for me. I don't want to humilliate myself.

-Deal.

Maria Luisa adress is Alpes 124. Ah and She loves when You open the traffic for her.

He should be the rider, Tell the boss He is there.

Beauty first.

-Why You are looking everywhere ?

-Just curious.

Oh no. First You look the door and then You look the guy over there. Is He your friend ?

-Boss the package is here.

-Is comming alone ?

-No, He is with the rider.

-Ok. Do your job.

-Yes sir.

-And don't be too noisy.

Don't worry Boss.

-Look He just arrived. Is Pedro. Sit down with us.

-No, thank You very much. We have a reservation.

You are a lonely wolf. Yes miss your friend is not fair.

The other day he invited me to drink a c*ck

(mumbling like me =D)

You should be like Luis. He was with my teacher, very charmed.

-What teacher ?

-Mrs. Heighwood.

-Mrs. Heighwood.

-Oh Luis muchacho. How are you ?

-Don't think that. Don't think.

-A funeral eh ?

I'm not proud but I really had english lesson, but just that. Right Jean ?

-Yes, He also sang for us. Beautiful songs

-Yes until 9. After that I went to "The witches"

-After that, think whatever you want.

-I though so, She is too much for you.

Excuse me. Let's go Maria Luisa.

-Stupido.

-Oh Pedro is very cute. Why You treat him like that ?

Don't talk to me about him. I beg You.

-Luis Luis sing for us.

-Of course.

-Yes, sing that named "Ay Jalisco no te rajes".

-Better if I sing something dedicated to You. I'll be back.

-Cheers.

-Cheers.

-I think Luis explain you what is the deal ?

-Of course. Perfectly

-Don't think wrong of me.

-How can I ? Love justifies everything.

You are right. But tell me. Am I beautiful ?

Hm. Like be at 3 o?clock in Acapulco

-Kiss me.

-In front of everybody ?

-Sure. That's the deal right ?

-That's right, but maybe You prefer be in a darker place.

-Stop. Is no sense anymore

-No what ?

-He left and I will follow him

-Wait a minute, I don't understand.

-You told me Luis already explained to you.

-Oh. Yes but explain me You too.

I was trying to make my boyfriend jelous, and now He is gone. I'm sorry I will follow him,

Jelous.

-Do You have boyfriend ?

-Oh no,

-Do You want to be my girlfriend ?

-Oh that's romantic.

-He sings too. Sing for them.

-You sing. They are asking it to You.

-Do You sing as well ?

-Of course He sings, and very good.

-Ok. The bird sings even if the stick is cracking.

-Goodbye Pedrito.

-Did You liked it my love ?

-Oh yes. Kiss me.

Oh not the hand. Like this.

-You are a true "Macho".

-Oh Did You like it ?

Ladys and Gentleman.

With your permit. I will sing something I hear

in one american disc. And it goes like this.

Sinatra. Sinatra

Sinatra.

-Another kiss ?

-Stop it. You are not listenning ?

Take it easy. Go with that one who is so lonely.

-Excusme. The motorcycle that was outside is yours right ?

-Was ?

Yes. Some kids took it to the shadows. And it could be to play or to steal you something.

-Thanks.

-You are welcome.

-I need to go outisde but I will be back ok ?

-Yes.

-What are you looking for ?

-Who cares ?

-Not me.

-So ?

-Excuse me.

-See you.

-Can We dance in the time Pedro is coming back ?

-I think We will dance all night long.

-And what about Pedro ?

-He will dance with some other guys.

-I don't understand.

- When I learn english, I will explain it to you ok ?

Somewhere around there...

-What's is the problem ?

-We warned you twice.

-Two times. To me ? Oh I understand.

-Understand this.

We don't have trash. Come on Saturday.

Oh my God but if is you.

And you comeback like nothing. I was worried about you, I could't sleep in whole night thinking maybe something happened to you.

And You in a party. Where did You sleep ?

-In a park. Some friends helped me to laid down.

Well this is not a Hotel, and You are a mess. So I already packed all your stuffs, You can continue your homeless life.

-Come on. Get out here.

-Oh no. Now I beg You to let me stay.

Just a few days. A few days.

Ok. You can stay. Ah what a crazy guy.

-So tell me. Why the happiness ?

-Because my girlfriend is coming at 6. To apologize herself.

-Is She coming here ?

-Yes, I will teach her to don't play with me.

Congratulations.

The taxi driver says the time is running. Excuse me.

I almost forgot. Yesterday I couldn't ride the bike.

Can You borrow me 5 pesos to pay the taxi.

Of course take it from my jacket.

-Excuse me. At what time u said your girlfriend is coming ?

-6 o'clock.

Is this Lul? ? Luis asked me if You can come to scare a girl who is messing with him.

Yes. At 6 o'clock. Thanks.

Tell me, what is going on ?

-A wonderful "Chavez Special Punch". Do You want some ?

-No. Thanks.

-Are You afraid that your girlfriend is not coming ?

-Of course not.

-I will make her to beg on her knees.

-Be careful, can be the opposite.

I already ate that cookie.

I will open.

Is your cookie.

Come in.

-Good afternoon.

-Good afternoon.

-Pedrito, leave us alone.

-Of course. My pleasure. Ah what a crazy guy.

-Luis.

-Not hughs.

-On your knees.

-Don't humilliate me. I love You but don't do that with me.

So get out here. If your proud is more than your love, is nothing to do.

-It's ok.

-Oh is this the girl. I will scare her.

-Wait a minute.

-What is going on Luisito ? Which one is ?

Come over here please.

Is this one.

Over here girls. Is your home. Come in.

Pedrito. Policia.

Is that all ?

Don Pedrito. You have a call.

-I arrived vieja.

-Perfect viejo.

-Yes. Who is this ?

-Is Anita Pedro.

I'm just calling You to let You know I squeezed the sponge already. You were right. Your love is the bad luck

And the bad luck came over me. When I said bye to you, the tram hitted me, and I just waked up. Good bye forever.

Wait wait please. Forgive me. I don't know how this could happened.

After do your caddish trick, you get on your knees. Little man.

Guillermina. Don't let me here talking by myself.

Guillermina. Guillermina.

-She left me forever. This was the good one.

-It was your fault.

-You shouldn't squeez to much a girl. They will react.

-Yes, 10 years squeezing her.

-

What am I going to do without her ?

-Who cares know. Well Why They were all together ?

-That's what I don't understand.

-Oh by the way, here is your phone book.

-Oh thank you.

Stand up come on. Let's say goodbye to the visitors.

Look this mess. Where can I start ?

I will sweep a little bit. Excuse me.

Ah what a crazy guy.

Oh. Guillermina's blood.

Look Guillermina how You finished.

"Don't say you are so loved even if you are been adored".

Are You interested in this ? No. You will not be interested if She broke up with you.

Can I throw it away ?

Don't cry. Look this.

Ex girlfriends are empty cups. Smile come on.

Come on, smile a little bit. Let me see that eyes.

And She has a dirty tongue.

Guillermina You need to clean it.

But tell me what happened. Because this was a Hurricane.

Come on, tell me, tell me.

You know. Guillermina was just like You right now.

Lul? came and hit her like this.

Advantageous girl.

It could be very easy just to reply like this.

She could do that but he "La negra" arrived and...

What a hell. And what You didn't defend her. It's so easy to dominate a girl.

It's enough to hold her hand like this and then do this.

I didn't defend her because Petra arrived and she took a shelf like this.

Help me

-Here You go.

-Thanks.

You are welcome.

And once She had the shelf in her hand, She hitted her like this.

Like this, and this and this.

Jesus, Maria.

Come inside. Fast.

-We don't hear anything.

-How You can not hear anything.

-It wasn't like that.

-So how was it ?

Something like this. And this and this.

And then like this.

Hard hard.

-Leave me. Let me explain him.

-Leave him. Let him to explain me.

Call a back up.

-Ready ?

-Yes general. Chavez and Macias are here. We took them out from jail, but They still want to fight.

-They can k*ll each other.

-Oh really. Let's see.

-What's going on officers ? Are We going to work ?

-Yes sir.

All the fans. We are here in "Plaza M?xico" to talk about the show the Transit Department is going to give.

We have now in the center this riders who are driving like butterflies their heavy motorcycles.

The crowd is clapping to this riders who are playing with their lives like good mexicans.

Now We have in the center of the show, two circles, in the inside one 3 riders riding with 1 foot.

Outside 4 riders riding with 1 foot as well.

it's natural this guys gor prices from other countries just like this fans are doing right now.

Now one of the best. Pedro Chavez is in the center to do one of the hardest acrobacies called "El Potro".

Someone turning the motorcycle and He is just holding it. Can be a disaster.

This is great he made it. Bravo Bravo.

Now people we are going to see something unforgettable. The record for the "Iron Horse" one of the most difficult tricks is 8 meters over just one wheel.

Luis Macias is going to try to beat, He is doing it right now.

He is level up the motorcycle really quick. 8 meters 9 meters 10 meters.

He has a new record.

Very nice Luis. Congratulations. You made it.

Dear Friends now we are going to see "El pendulo" that is one motorcycle ...

What is going on ? Pedro Chavez is riding the "Iron Horse". For sure to try to beat the Luis Macias record. He got it.

-Son of a b*tch.

-That number is not in the program.

-Coronel. Did You order that show outside the program ?

-Should be a mistake, General.

-Mistakes can take lives. Be careful.

-Never going to happen again, General.

-Chavez, that wasn't your show.

-Not, Coronel.

-5 days in Jail.

-Yes, sir.

Now we are going to see Luis Macias doing the "Paso de Metal", He is the only one who can do it in whole M?xico.

We have it right there with one motorcycle in each hand. Half ton of metal. What a guy, so brave.

Now one of the officers is laying down in the ground, just in the middle of the motorcycles.

This is an amazing show. We are all excited with this tricks.

Now be ready with the claps, because We will have now one of the biggest cars...

What's going on ? One of the riders is in the center again do it the same trick, its so amazing, is like what Pedro Chavez just did.

-Very good. Another mistake ?

-That's how it looks. I will go and see what happened.

My friends this is a challenge for sure.

-Hey Macias, do You think You can do whatever You want ?

-5 days in jail.

-Yes sir.

-What was going on ?

-Chavez and Macias still fighting.

-Take them off the show. I don't want problems.

-But one of them need to cross "The burning House"

-Some other one can do it.

-Yes, General.

-Leave me alone.

-To take care of the motorcycles.

Stay there. And if You move you will see.

The next show in this Festival is "The burning House", and it will be do it by...

Last minute info, Hugo Martinez Rubio is going to do it.

We can talk a lot about this show because we saw how many gasoline is ready to make burn the House.

Somebody is going to cross by the middle of the house....

15 days of practice right ? and now I will do it. Assholes.

It's always the risk of explotion

Ready.

Now the house is burning. At any minute the rider is going to be there.

Start your motorcycle.

Here it comes my friends.

-They still fighting. they will k*ll each other.

-k*ll each other.

But is not one, are two.

-Where am I ?

-It's a shame you still over the Earth. In the same place as me.

-Oh my God. My left leg hurts like sh*t.

-But is the only thing you didn't brake.

Cut it to him doctor.

That sense of humor is the Pregonic alucination state.

-What did You say Doctor ?

-You have what You wanted.

All show You tried to k*ll each other until You got it.

What happened in the "Burning House" ?

(Pedro and Luis): I close the road with my moto to him.

-What do I have in my stomach doctor ?

-It's a part of the motorcycle

-Is it hurting You ?

-Just when I laugh.

-So I will tell You some jokes.

-Ah son of a b*tch.

-Do You know what I am thinking about ?

-What ?

-All this hate between us, wasn't hate.

-Was friendship.

I've been looking for a friend until I found it in you.

So Here I am. Let's see if nothing happen.

Oh Oh my stomach.

Did You see.

My bad luck.

-But. But.

-But what ?

My good hand.

Hope nothing wrong happen again.

Nothing happened.

See You Next time !