Happily Ever After (1990)

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We all know the story of
a maid named Snow White

and of how the good dwarves
tried to hide her from sight.

And who can forget how that
Wicked Queen, the creep,

gave Snow White the apple
to cause eternal sleep?

Poison is strong, but
love stronger still.

One day came a Prince
riding over the hill.

With love in his heart,
he reached out his hand.

His touch woke Snow White
and brought joy to the land.

What follows now?
A wedding.

Well, then let all the dwarves
be our seven best men.

Good.

Look.

They rode into the sunset
and threw green clover.

But that isn't the end.
No, our story's not over.

So for those of you
who feel perplexed

and want to know
what happens next,

we are proud to present,

for your fun and delight,

the continuing story of the
Prince and Snow White.

♪ You can do magic,
with your own two hands. ♪

♪ You can touch the clouds,
right where you stand. ♪

♪ You can see rainbows,
every place you turn. ♪

♪ Deep in the night,
a place still burns. ♪

♪ Total original, you're
one of a kind. ♪

♪ You've got the heart,
and you've got the might. ♪

♪ No, it won't be easy.
But you give it a try. ♪

♪ Reach for that power
deep inside. ♪

♪ Love is the reason.
Yeah, love is the light. ♪

♪ So keep on believing
all through the night. ♪

♪ The sun's always shining
bright, just above the rain. ♪

♪ Your dreams will have
wings and they'll fly. ♪

♪ And love is the reason,
love is the reason, ♪

♪ love is the reason why. ♪

Now, this is what I call a party.
No more Evil Queen!

That old hag won't be pushing us
around no more, Batso!

Gee, that's not a very
nice thing to call her.

You some kind of birdbrain
or something?

These are the happiest
days of our lives!

Well, I can't help it, Scowl.
I still feel sorry for the poor

Wicked Queen. -Sorry?!
You're a bat.

You're supposed to be
bad. -Bad?

Yeah.

Mean. Ruthless. Cruel.

Rotten to the core.

Like me.

Nobody's perfect.

What's going on here?!

Did you invite him?

Where is my sister?

Good evening, Your L-Lord.
Scowl, all at arms.

Nice night, ain't it?
-Where is she?

She... She went out
for... a walk.

Right, Batso?
-Scowl.

You know we're not
supposed to tell fibs.

She did go out for a walk.

Yeah, but you didn't say when.

Ah, my sister's magic
looking glass.

It will tell me what I
want to know.

Looking glass upon the wall,

at my command,
you will show me all.

Keep it down, you noisy creep.
You're ruining my beauty sleep.

How dare you?!

Do your worst.
As you can see,

your magic cast
no spell on me.

Is that so?

If you don't show me
what happened to my sister,

I'll break you into
a thousand pieces!

Oh, that might be a different
story. I'll show you all,

but you'll be sorry.

Sorry...

Whatever.

When water flows
as though it's bled,

and sky does change from
blue to red, it's a sign to all.

The Queen is dead.

Ah! I scared myself.

No, it can't be.

How did this happen?!

Here's the news. Your jealous
sister met her plight

trying to harm
the fair Snow White.

Snow White?! And who's
the pretty boy she's with?

Ah, that'd be the Prince,
Your Lordship.

Snow White and her Prince.
Aren't they the happy couple?

From this day forward, I shall rule
this castle and all that is in it.

I will control the laws of nature
and bend them to my will.

You and every wretched creature
like you will do my bidding.

I will twist and change and distort
everything in the Realm of Doom!

I shall have one purpose and
one purpose only.

Vengeance!

Snow White and her handsome
prince shall pay for what has

happened to my sister.

♪ Listen, kid, I think
you should know, ♪

♪ bad like me is the way to go.
Being nice is just for saps. ♪

♪ Being good is a handicap. ♪
I'm bad. See?

You better be bad like me.

♪ He's flying on the prowl,
with a mean and nasty growl. ♪

♪ He's bad, so bad. ♪
-Rude too. You got that?

♪ Take total commitment
to be thoroughly bad. ♪

♪ I wanna tell you about
the fun I've had ♪

♪ I've come this far.
Just one rule. ♪

♪ Get to them before they
get to you. -He's bad, so bad. ♪

I'm a dirty birdie.
♪ - He's flying on the prowl, ♪

♪ with a mean and nasty growl. ♪

I fly in the fast lane, see?

Come on, Batso.

Where are we going?

To help Lord Maliss
get Snow White.

We gotta get back
on his good side.

Which side is that?

Batso,

we're gonna show him
we can be really bad.

I can't wait to see
them again.

Me neither. If it weren't
for the Seven Dwarfs,

I never would have found you.

Do you think it's silly to ride
all this way just to

invite them to the wedding?
-Not if it makes you happy.

Look at those flowers.

Oh, I'd love to pick some
for the dwarfs. -Go ahead.

Is it safe to stop here?
-Don't worry, Snow White.

There's nothing to be afraid of.

With the Wicked Queen gone,
who would harm us?

Ready, Batso?

Well, I... I think so.
-I want you to be a vicious,

heartless fighting machine.
The very baddest there is.

Would you settle for just
one of the top ten?

Snow White!

Come on!
Come on!

Come on, boy!

Watch me stop
the Prince.

Hey, I'm back...

That's what I call bad.

Get away from me!

Watch this. I'll get her
from behind.

Not bad.

Run, Snow White! Run!

Don't turn back!

I've never seen such
magic as this.

Who are you?
What do you want?

I'll find your Snow White.
You can be sure of that.

And I have a very special
fate in store for you.

Very special indeed.

Where am I?

Could it be?

It's the cottage of
the Seven Dwarfs.

I'm so tired.

I can't go on.

Hello?
Hello?

Where are you?

I'm so thirsty.
I hope you won't mind.

My...

Your cottage sure is grown.

It's beautiful.

Oh, my.

Oh, my goodness.

Well, you're not the Seven Dwarfs.
-I should say not.

But the Seven Dwarfs live in
that cottage. -Not anymore.

They opened up a new mine
way over in the next kingdom.

Oh, but, then,
who are you?

We're their cousins,
the Seven Dwarfelles.

They gave us their cottage.

That's no use.
I just can't get it right.

Come on.
Come on.

♪ There is something wrong. ♪

♪ Thunder scares me. ♪

♪ Even though I know
I'm in good company. ♪

♪ You are not afraid. ♪

♪ But I'm not that strong. ♪

♪ You are all so brave. ♪

♪ How can I still belong? ♪

♪ What makes you you? ♪

♪ And who am I? ♪

♪ What can I do ♪

♪ without blue skies? ♪

♪ If the sun can keep shining bright,
then why can't I shine too? ♪

♪ If the moon can light up the night
like moons are meant to do. ♪

♪ And the ocean stays deep. ♪

♪ And the Earth always turns. ♪

♪ If the sun can keep shining bright,
then why can't I shine too? ♪

♪ If I can learn from someone
who's smart, ♪

♪ or pretty, or cheerful, or bright, ♪

♪ then I can be the best
that I can. ♪

♪ I can, I can, get it right! ♪

♪ If the sun can keep shining bright,
then that's what I must do. ♪

♪ And if the moon can light up
the night, well I can do that too! ♪

♪ If the sun can keep shining bright,
then I can, I can, I can, ♪

♪ I can get it right! ♪

Oh, look what you've done.
Oh, that really burns me up.

Thunderella, your name
should be Blonderella.

Excuse me. I don't believe
I've got your names.

I'm Muddy. I'm in charge
of the earth itself.

While Sunburn is merely in
charge of the sunlight.

Merely?

Oh, no. Here we go again.

That's Blossom. She's in charge
of all the plants and flowers.

A pleasure, darling.

Nice to meet you.

And that's Marina.

Hello there. I'm in charge
of all the lakes and rivers.

Hello, I'm Critterina.

I take care of all the
animals in the forest.

Moonbeam's in charge
of the night.

She's not herself during the day.

And who's the one who
sang the lovely song?

That's Thunderella.
Mother Nature's

called her up for review.

That's never happened before.

I haven't even introduced myself.

I'm Snow White.

Snow White? Our cousins
told us all about you.

You and the Prince were
to be married.

We were coming to invite the
Seven Dwarfs to the wedding,

but something
terrible happened.

I was attacked and carried off
by a horrid bird.

Didn't the Prince come to your
rescue? -Oh, he tried.

Isn't that what a prince is for?

We were separated.

And now I'm afraid something
horrible has happened to him.

I've just got to find him.

There must be something
we can do.

I've got it. Come with us
to see Mother Nature.

She'll help find the prince.

Mother Nature?
I hope she can.

Looking glass upon the wall,

at my command,
you will show me all.

Hold up. -I know that cottage.

Those infernal Seven Dwarfs
live there.

No longer do the Dwarves
there dwell.

Seems in their stead live
Seven Dwarfelles.

Dwarfelles, eh?

Useless little fools.

Snow White?! Show me
where they're headed.

Rainbow Falls.

This time Snow White
won't be so lucky.

And that birdbrain Scowl
better not get in my way again.

Scowl? Scowl!
Where are you?!

If I ever see that owl again,
there'll be nothing left but a

pile of feathers.

Why didn't we tell Lord
Maliss where we were?

Didn't you hear
what he said?

He's gonna tear us apart.

Well, he didn't say anything about
tearing me apart.

Come on, Batso!
-Now, what are we gonna do?

Just what you'd expect from
two guys as bad as us.

Yeah? What's that?
-We're gonna hide.

Why, what's the matter,
Thunderella?

Oh, I can't do anything right.

The others are all so special.

Muddy's smart, and Sunburns's brave
and strong and oh, Blossom's so pretty.

You're special too. You are.
Everyone is in their own way.

Not me.

Except for making mistakes
all the time.

Just keep doing your best
and being yourself.

Come on.
We're almost there.

Where are we?

Mother Nature's garden.

I'm sure it won't be as bad
as you think.

Yeah, she's right.
It'll probably be much worse.

Oh, that really burns me up.

♪ Take a little sunshine. ♪

♪ Sprinkle some rain. ♪

♪ Mix it at the right time. ♪

♪ Then do it again. ♪

♪ Mother Nature has
so many things to do. ♪

♪ It takes a lot of
concentration, ♪

♪ just the right combination. ♪

♪ And with a little alteration,
I make my creation. ♪

That's Mother Nature?

Oh, my. -Madam doesn't like to be
disturbed when she's working,

But I need her help.

She won't be kindly disposed to
helping anyone who interrupts her.

Who are you anyway?
-One of the hired help.

Just like you. -And just
who are you calling hired?

♪ Take a couple feathers, ♪

♪ a squawk and a nest. ♪

♪ Put it all together
and hope for the best. ♪

♪ Mother Nature has
so many things to do. ♪

♪ It takes a lot of
concentration, ♪

♪ and just the right combination. ♪

♪ And with a little alteration,
I make my creation. ♪

Oh, you better believe it.
-What on earth is that?

Oh, she's botched it up again.

But I know what she was
trying to make.

Of course, I wouldn't expect the
likes of you to figure it out.

I know.

She was trying
to make a catfish.

Must be beginner's luck.

Dear me. You won't do at all.

Oh, let's see.
A dash of this.

A pinch of that.

Maybe this will work.

Oh, I hope I haven't goofed again.
-Bet you can't guess that one.

Is it a horsefly?

Have you played this before?

Oh, what about this?
Smart alec.

A bullfrog.

Well done, Muddy!

I know. I know.
It's a cape rat.

It's a dormouse, silly.

♪ And with a little alteration,
I make my creation. ♪

Yeah.

Oh, you're here. Good.
All seven of you.

And who might you be,
young lady?

I'm Snow White.

The Dwarfelles said
you might help me.

Oh, they did, did they?
Well, I'll get to you in a minute.

First I have some
business with them.

Will the negligent
party step forward?

Does that me?

Undo precipitation when air
conditions were appropriate.

Injudicious use of
anemometry.

Inadequate comprehension
of climatology.

Does that cover it?

And not only that.
I can't control the weather.

That's precisely
what I said.

I never should have let the
lot of you have such powers.

See, I told you she'd take
away Thunderella's powers.

The lot of us?
-But, Mother Nature...

Oh, don't think I haven't
noticed all your squabbling,

using earthquakes and
sunbeams at your every whim.

That's not what I gave you
your powers for.

You were supposed
to work together,

to help me when I can't be
there, to create harmony.

So you see,

that's why we cannot tolerate
mistakes in this line of work.

What about all the
mistakes you make?

I beg your pardon?

Begging your pardon.
But even you make mistakes.

Oh, little ones,
here and there.

Don't you see? If everyone
would just give Thunderella

a chance, I'm sure she
could do her job.

I'm sorry, young lady.
My decision is final.

The Dwarfelles shall be
stripped of their powers.

Mother Nature,
do something!

She can't even make a proper
dormouse. How's she gonna...

Stand back, woman.
This is none of your affair.

Don't worry. He can't
harm us here.

Now be gone before I get mad.

Don't you want to know what
happened to your precious Prince?

Oh, please. Yes.

Thought so.

The answer lies in my
castle, in the Realm of Doom.

And not even Mother Nature
can stop me there.

He looked so terrible.
-Unbelievable, my dear.

He was wearing
last year's cape.

Oh, dear. The uncivilized brute.

Don't you worry. You'll be safe
if you stay with us.

Mother Nature will protect you.
-No, I must go to the Realm of Doom.

No, you mustn't!

No. You'd never
come back.

You're certain you
want to do this?

I must find my Prince.
-Well, it won't be easy.

Could the Seven Dwarfelles
come with me?

Yes! -You want them?

Very well.

You miscreants have
one last chance

to prove yourselves competent
beneficiaries of the powers

with which I've
endowed you.

Lord Maliss is very powerful.

In his own domain, even I
cannot stop him.

Above all else, Snow White,
you must keep your wits about you.

Thank you, Mother Nature.

Oh, there you are, you
naughty little creation.

Now go.

Follow the path past
the seven pines

and over the seven peaks.

The path leads through a cave
and into the Realm of Doom.

But remember, the closer you
get to your destination,

the more dangerous your
journey will become.

I tell you, darlings, it looks
awfully dark in there.

We need light. Sunburn,
can you help us?

They don't call me
Sunburn for nothing.

Look.

It's beautiful.
-Gives me the creeps.

Look, there's someone
in the shadows.

Hey. Hey, who was he?
There he goes.

Get that Shadow Man!

Quick, over here!

He's hurt.

No, don't!

I bet he works for
Lord Maliss.

No! No, no.

What are you trying to tell us?

Oh, it's about time something
good happened on this trip.

That poor little man.

If only I could have
helped him.

Oh, he gave me
the willies.

I hope he got free.
-Quick, quick look.

We made it to the
Realm of Doom.

I bet this very minute the
prince is watching us from one

of those castle windows.

Perfect! Soon I shall
have my revenge.

It seems she falls in
the trap of malice,

but in this fog, she ain't
going to find the palace.

You are insolent!

But you do have a point.
We wouldn't want her

to lose her way.

Perhaps I will provide
an escort.

Why do we have to
stay here? -I told you.

Lord Maliss will never
find us down here.

What did the doggies
want, Scowl?

Dinner. -I thought you
were bad. -I am.

Well, why did the doggies
want bad food?

I thought you said
he'd never find...

I have a little task
for you, my pets.

You will bring
Snow White to me.

Do what you like with
those idiot Dwarfelles.

But do not harm
Snow White.

I want that pleasure
myself. Now go.

Quickly!

Scowl!

Evening, Your Worship.

Fancy running
into you down here.

The pleasure is all mine.

Now there will be
something to amuse me

while I await
Snow White.

Boy.

I bet Scowl will
really have fun.

Nice little... Little...

Thing.

Now, now, Mother Nature
wouldn't like that.

I don't think these are Mother
Nature's creatures, Critterina.

That's right. This place
ain't natural.

I think I have to give
this place a facelift.

Oh my goodness.

I don't think your powers are
going to be much help here.

Thunderella?

Thunderella, what is it?
-I heard something out there.

I don't hear anything.
-Shh. Listen.

Thunderella!

Stay back!
I'm warning you!

Good morning.

A one, and the two,
and the three.

Moonbeam. Moonbeam.
-Morning, Critterina.

Critterina, tell them
to get out of here.

What did they say?
-I didn't get all of it.

Something about
Dwarfelles and...

Dessert.

This way.

Oh, no. The Shadow Man.

He wants us to come.

Don't trust him. -It's our
only hope. Come on!

Come on, girls. Push!

She leads a charmed life.
Well, no more.

I'll handle this personally.

Your Lordship, y-y-y-y-y...
You're not leaving, are you?

Not that there hasn't been a
barrel of laughs at all, but...

W-w-w, wait. What about me?
Aren't you gonna...

Hey!

Lord Maliss!
Come back!

Please. Please, wait.
Please.

Don't run away.

I only want to thank you.

You saved us from the wolves.

And back in the cave, you were
trying to warn us about something.

It's almost as though you've...
You've been watching over me,

caring for me. Like...
Like a friend.

Snow White? Where
are you? -Snow White?

I better get back to the others.
Won't you come with me?

That is, if you want to.
Please, come.

Come on. What are you doing?

No, no, no.

He's gonna do something...
Horrible. I know it.

Not if we have anything
to say about it. Come on.

That ding-dong bat.

I try to help him. I try
to teach him what I know.

This is where it gets me.

It ain't fair.

Wow, you look real bad.

Batso.

Hey, Scowl. You really
got to quit smoking.

It's gonna k*ll you.

I'm about to be owl stew,
and he's worried about smoking.

Batso, quick.

Shake a wing.
-Okay.

No, blow out the candle!

Oh, sure thing, Scowl.

What are you waiting for?
-I can't decide what to wish for.

Batso!

We gotta get out of here.
Come on, Batso.

Now where are
we going?

As far away from Lord
Maliss as we can get.

Too bad we can't stay
for the party.

Party?

Those are the Seven Dwarfelles.

Now what?
How do we get in?

Hey, somebody let us in!

We're here on official
business of Mother Nature.

Come on, Batso.
This is our big chance.

Lord Maliss will have to forgive
us if we capture one of them.

You always have
such bad ideas.

Open or you'll be sorry!

Get the loud mouth.
-I'm warning you,

when I lose my temper,
I really get carried away.

At last. We've got it.
Batso,

how does it feel to be
really bad?

It feels bad. -Oh,
this burns me up.

Let go of me,
you little creep.

You mean him?

Come on, girls.
Time for action.

Get them!

Snow White.
Snow White, wake up.

My Prince?

Is... Is it really you?
-Who else would it be?

Quickly. We must hide.

But where are...
-No time for questions.

But...

Hurry.

I wonder where he's
taking her.

Needn't worry any more.

Beneath the Queen,
a secret door.

Wonderful. A looking
glass that talks.

Beneath the Queen,
huh? No way.

See? It's a trick.

It's not here.

Not here either.

Look, it's goinng down.
-The secret tower.

Well, how do you like that?

Thank you, my darling.
Darling! -Darling, darling.

I like it. Now you're cooking.
I'm through with malice.

You're better looking.

Come on, girls.

Talking looking glasses,
tricky queens, secret doors.

This place burns me up.

Hey!

Where are you taking me?
Please, can we go home?

Oh, we are going home,
Snow White.

I... I don't understand.
-You will.

I've never seen you like this.

Please, tell me where
you're taking me?

What's wrong, my dear?

Don't you trust your
beloved Prince?

Here we are.

You will look out
on this forever.

What are you
talking about?

Look.

You're not my Prince.

You'll never see
your Prince again!

No! Stay away!

You're cold, Snow White.

Let me give you my cloak.

No!

You!

It's stone.

The cape turned it
to stone!

Come on.

You miserable wretch!

No, no.

You k*lled him.
You monster!

Choose your pose,
Snow White.

You'll stand here forever,

cast in stone.

Don't you dare!

Oh, Snow White.
-Thunderella.

Can you untie me?

Nasty little creatures!

Especially this one.

No.
No!

Seven new statues I hadn't
even counted on.

And now you,
Snow White,

a moment I shall
long cherish.

Finally, your good luck
runs out!

Now, as my sister
perished... -No.

So shall you!

Come on. Come on, work.

Look! Snow White,
they're okay now!

I cared for him as dearly
as the Prince.

And now I've lost them both.

Just as love brings
the greatest joy,

it can also bring
the greatest sorrow.

But then it is love
which makes people

the most special of all
my creatures.

It's all right, Snow White.

Don't cry.

It's you.

It's you! It was you all along.

Maliss cast a spell on me.

But I swore I'd never stop
trying to protect you.

Oh, I can't believe it's true!
-This time, Snow White,

I'll never leave your side.

If it weren't for your help,

I never would have
seen my Prince again.

Some of us were a little
more helpful than others.

Honestly, Sunburn.
Must you take all the credit?

Not me.

Thunderella. You really
came through.

We better be going. We'll be
late for a certain wedding.

I want all of you to come.
Oh, and Seven Dwarfs too.

Is it all right, Mother Nature?

Can we go to
Snow White's wedding?

Very well. But,
when you return,

you're gonna have
to face the music.

But, you mean...
-Even after we...

You're not still going to...
-Take away their powers?

Oh, gracious. No.
They've proven themselves.

When they return, they'll get
right back to their old jobs.

And we will have two
new apprentices to train.

Hey, I can breathe.
You know, Batso,

maybe working for this Mother
Nature ain't gonna be so bad.

I can even smell again.
-With your cigar,

you always smelled.

Are you ready to live
happily ever after?