Big green.
( Goat bleats )
♪♪
♪ Believe in miracles
And they will set you free ♪
♪ Even the monkey sometimes
Falls from the tree ♪
♪ If I believe in you
And you believe in me ♪
♪ There is nothing we can't do
Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Jump in the ocean
Of your dreams
And drink your fill ♪
♪ You can move mountains
With the sheer force
Of your will ♪
♪ Your rainbow's
Waitin' for you
Just beyond the hill ♪
♪ 'Cause you were born
To be great ♪
♪ I know
I know, I know ♪
♪ I said I believe ♪
♪ I believe in you ♪
♪ Even after all
All that we've been through ♪
♪ You know that I believe ♪
♪ I believe in you ♪
♪ And I will never stop
Oh, no ♪
♪ 'Cause I believe in you ♪
( Chattering )
♪ Think I'll say it again
Well ♪
♪ Don't sweat
The small stuff child
Just do the best you can ♪
I still don't see why
We don't eat the cheetos.
Because this is an annual
Thing that we do every week
Once we get our allowance.
But I'm hungry.
You ate breakfast !
Okay, but I'm still hungry.
We'll get you
Something later.
♪ Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah ♪
In the dirt. Do the honors.
All right, guys.
Be still.
And no cheeto fights
This week, all right ?
Yeah.
Come on,
Just dump the bag.
Dump the bag, dodo brain !
Beautiful !
There you go.
Larry, don't eat 'em !
Save some for yourself.
- Okay, that's it.
- ( Laughing )
You got it
In my eyes, man.
Forget you.
Why you guys
Always pickin' on me ?
- Everybody get evan.
- ( Laughing )
They're coming now.
They won't come
If you're not still.
Who farted ?
( Laughs )
♪ 'Cause I believe in you ♪♪
( Wings flapping )
( All shouting )
Here they come !
( Boys giggling )
( Laughing )
( Larry ) oh, one of 'em
Just pooped on me.
( Laughing )
I feel like
I'm getting a rash.
Oh, man !
( Laughs )
( Sneezes )
Oh, man !
( Boys laughing )
I mean, this could
Be bad for our health.
I think
I'm getting a fever.
( Sneezing )
( Tires skidding )
Oh, my god !
( Screaming )
Oooh ! Get off !
( Boys shouting )
Off !
Off !
- What are you doing ?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought you were in trouble.
-So you hosed us ?
-Actually,
I was trying to help.
- Well, thanks !
- I'm so sorry.
What on earth were you doing ?
Feeding the birds.
There's not much to do
In elma.
- Oh.
- Who are you anyway ?
- Oh, I'm the new teacher.
- ( Together )
No way !
I'm here from england
For a semester
On a teaching exchange.
I guess they didn't tell you.
Nobody tells us
Anything.
There's two classes:
Little kids--
And big kids.
- Oh, I'm teaching
The big kids.
- ( Together ) no way !
( Woman )
My name is anna montgomery.
I'm from england...
And I will be your teacher
For the first half
Of the school year.
Uh, before
You get all sweaty,
Don't waste your time
With us; we're losers.
- You're not losers.
- Yeah, we are. You just
Don't know us very good.
Didn't anybody tell you ?
We had the worst test scores
In the state.
So you all had
A bad test day.
Four years in a row
We had bad test days ?
( Kids laughing )
Now, let's all get
To know each other,
Shall we ?
Someone tell me something
That makes you feel special.
( Girl )
Why ?
Right. I, uh--
I believe that
You're all special because
You live here in america.
And america is a place
Where you can be anything
You want to be.
I think that was before
Reaganomics, ma'am.
( Kids chuckle )
I look out here today
And I see ten special faces.
That'll change
Once you get
Used to us.
Let's think of this
A different way, shall we ?
What makes you different...
From the kid sitting
Next to you ?
( Together )
We have asthma.
- That's different.
- ( Kids mock wheezing )
- ( Both inhaling )
- ( Mock coughing )
All right, all right, guys.
Um, what about the
Rest of you ? Huh ?
What makes you different ?
- Yes, tak.
- ( Belches )
( Belching continues )
( Kids laughing )
Well, I can burp
The whole a-b-c's.
Well, that's a skill,
Isn't it ?
( Boys belching )
( Anna )
Okay, all right.
Ooh, your burps stink.
-Larry,
What makes you special ?
-My dad has a job.
Yeah, that's very special
For this town.
Yes, I suppose so.
Kate !
What about you ?
( Boy ) uh-oh.
My parents are divorced.
Thanks for bringing it up.
- ( Kids imitating
Cats screeching )
- Shut up !
- ( Goat bleating )
- What's that ?
First recess.
( Anna ) what do you mean
First recess ?
We've just got here.
We're outta here.
We have another hour.
Hasta la vista.
Hello !
Come back !
( Boys cheering )
How many times I tell you
To keep away from my car ?
How many times have you
Told us today, deputy dawg ?
Go on, go on, move it.
Move it, move it,
Move it, midgets.
Come on, off the car.
Outta my way.
I got things to do. Hey.
You may think
You know everything,
But here's a news flash.
Something radical finally
Happened in this town.
- Nothin' radical ever
Happens in this town.
- Wrong.
Yeah, we met our new teacher.
You get a new teacher
Every year.
Yeah, but this one's
Different, deputy dawg.
( Together )
Really different !
( Kissing sounds )
( Imitating female )
Oh, guys, let's go.
Bye, deputy dawg.
Bye, deputy dawg.
Yes !
Yes !
♪ Well, I'm hopin' and
I'm prayin' and I'm searchin'
And I'm lookin' ♪
♪ And I'm eatin'
And I'm thinkin' ♪
♪ Now it's just
A matter of time
Before you're a pearl ♪
♪ And I'm gonna get you
My little old girl ♪♪
Bingo !
That's a code red.
( Siren wailing )
( Tires skidding,
Car approaching )
Excuse me, ma'am.
Deputy sheriff tom palmer,
Lane county.
We got an a.p.b. Outta austin.
Bank robbers headin' this way
Drivin' a chevy. Seen 'em ?
Only car I've seen is yours,
Sheriff tom palmer.
- You can call me tom.
- You can call me
Anna montgomery, sheriff tom.
Oh, no, you can drop
That sheriff part.
Right.
Sorry I can't help you.
- Where you from ?
- Surrey, england.
Oh, I'm planning a trip
To england real soon. Very
Interested in english things.
And I've always been
Very interested in america.
Not a lot worth seein' here.
Of course, there are a few
Local points of interest.
Elma armadillos were one time
A football powerhouse, back
In the days when I played.
Like she cares.
Huh ?
Ah, the children are
So cute, aren't they ?
Hiya, deputy dawg.
As I was sayin',
This town at one time
Was a football dynasty.
There's a billboard
Off of main street documents
Some of the achievements.
You might wanna take a look.
That's me on the left.
Big twister last year took off
The top of my head,
But you could still
See the resemblance if
You're comin' in on route 49.
Kinda like--
But with-- you know.
Uh-huh.
Aren't you worried about those
Bank robbers, sheriff tom ?
Huh ? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I gotta get on that.
( Chuckles )
Welcome to america.
Welcome to america.
The car kinda acts
Funny sometimes. Bye.
Well, I think
She likes me.
( Siren wails )
♪♪ ( Country )
( Service bell ringing )
( Bell on door jingling )
( Bleating )
( Speaking spanish )
( Service bell ringing )
Stop it !
You're supposed to read it,
Not eat it.
( Goat bleating )
Kate, tell her
To turn this thing on.
My dad wants gas.
Sorry, kate.
Brenda,
Get this thing goin'.
Yeah.
What is your problem ?
My problem is you owe me
Too much money for any more
Gas to be going in this truck.
( Man ) I'll pay.
I just don't
Have it right now.
What ?
I said I just don't
Have it right now.
You won't have it tomorrow
Or the next day.
I gotta draw the line, ed.
So I'm a little short
On cash. Big deal.
Maybe you haven't heard,
But the factory closed.
Yeah, and darius hasn't
Worked a day since.
How dare you act like
I don't know what
The plant's closing means.
Then how come you're willin'
To turn against your own
Kind ? People who are hurtin'.
Look, I got
My own bills to pay, ed.
I got my own mouths to feed.
( Door opens, closes,
Engine starts )
♪♪ ( Humming )
Oh !
Oh, my beautiful stuff !
Days of collecting !
Aw, little kids' class
Has show-and-tell again.
Kate, would you like
To come and show the class
Where columbus first landed
In the new world ?
- You mean get up ?
- Yes.
I don't get up
For anybody.
Right.
( Knocking )
- Excuse me. May I come in ?
- Of course. Please.
( Kids chattering )
Miss montgomery.
Class.
- Class.
- ( Chattering continues )
I said class !
( Gasps )
( Boy )
Whoo ! Ouch.
- Thank you.
- ( Kids )
You're welcome.
Um, this young man
Is "ju-an mor-ales."
He's new in our town
And will be
Joining your class.
- Howdy, "ju-an."
- ( Laughing )
Welcome to elma, "ju-an."
Hello, "ju-an."
Miss montgomery.
It's juan.
Juan.
You may take a seat.
- ( Boy )
He's never gonna fit in.
- Don't trip.
Hey, "ju-an."
( Belching )
( Anna ) class, let's all
Make our new student
Feel at home, shall we ?
Pull up a cot and
Get a pillow. We're in
The middle of geology.
- That's geography, larry.
- Whatever. Same thing.
Right, can we all please focus
Our attention up here ?
Juan, we're learning
World geography.
( Mock snoring )
( Mock sleeping noises )
( Exaggerated
Sleeping noise )
Can someone please tell me
What's wrong with this globe ?
You just broke it.
( Anna )
Yes, that's true.
But since you have no interest
In learning anything about
Anything I'm talking about,
Such as this globe,
Well, why don't we just
Try something else with it ?
( Girl )
Okay.
- ( Kids gasp )
- ( Boy )
Dang !
- Man, where'd you learn
To do that ?
- Prison.
- Ow !
- What ?
Well, that's a joke,
Isn't it ?
( Laughs )
( Uneasy chuckling )
Um, I learned it
In school in england,
Which is another country
Far from texas.
I have another idea.
Do you all want to follow me ?
Oops.
Whatever.
( Scoffs )
Here we have it.
A football.
I don't think so.
I think it's mrs. Curdley's
Old kick ball, ma'am.
No, no, it's a ball. And if we
Use it as a football,
It becomes a football.
No, ma'am. Footballs
Aren't round. They're
More shaped like a lemon.
Oh. That's right.
What I call football,
You call soccer.
So...
This is a soccer ball.
( Laughs )
- ( Twins )
We don't play soccer.
- Yeah, it's for foreigners.
I'm a foreigner.
( Twins )
Well, we're american.
- And we don't like soccer.
- Let's go outside.
( Kate )
Isn't it time to go home ?
( Larry ) whatever.
( Bell ringing )
Right, that's the bell.
What do you say we all stay
And have a practice ?
( Muttering )
Yeah ?
Let's just stay.
Juan,
Where are you going ?
We need you.
Don't you wanna try ?
We don't need him. Let him go.
That's all right.
I'll talk to him later.
So, let's have a practice,
Shall we ?
Give it a kick.
( Siren wails )
Hold up there, youngsters.
Nice kick.
Good thing I happened to
Be in the area. Cars come
Whizzing down this street.
I haven't seen a car
Pass all day, sheriff tom,
Except for yours, five times.
( Kids ooohing )
Just doing my job, ma'am.
♪ Deputy dawg's in love ♪
♪ Deputy dawg's in love
Deputy dawg's in love ♪
All right, all right.
All right.
♪ Deputy dawg's in love ♪♪
Zip it, midgets !
( Chuckles )
( Laughing )
I just foolin' with ya.
I never talk like that to you.
Anyway, whatcha doin' ?
We're playing football.
Football ?
This ain't football.
Yeah.
Well, this is what
The world calls football.
Let's all get in a circle.
Let's kick the ball
Backwards and forwards.
This is called passing.
Nuh-uh-uh.
Passing, that's in the air.
It's with a pigskin.
Like the first and ten,
Do it again. It's troy aikman
Right to emmitt smith. Boom !
If you give me a hand,
We'll discuss it.
Very good !
( Laughing )
I got it.
I got it.
Great ! You guys are great.
This is so exciting.
You're showing such potential.
( Yelling, shouting )
They are awful.
Okay, you guys,
I wanna talk to you.
That's the end for today.
( Kids shout )
Two points, larry.
All right, you all tired ?
Good. Listen, while you
Were all practicing,
I called the school board
And I got us
In a league in austin.
Unfortunately,
Their season
Started last week,
So our first game's
Gonna have to be tomorrow.
Tomorrow ?
As in the day after today ?
What ?
- That's what
We call tomorrow.
- ( Together ) in austin ?
That's like...
A million miles away.
Look, all you have to do
Is believe in yourselves.
Why ?
Well,
Because we believe in you,
Don't we, sheriff tom ?
Hmm ?
Don't we believe in them ?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
'Course we do.
Even if we did decide to go,
How we gonna get there, walk ?
That's a good question.
Um, sheriff tom,
Can you do me
A personal favor ?
Name it.
Can you help me drive
The kids to austin ?
Aw, well--
( Boy chuckling )
Yeah, I'd love to.
Can you also do me another
Small personal favor ?
Anything, pretty much.
All right,
We're short a player.
Uh, what do you think ?
Oh, I'd never pass
For a 12-year-old.
I mean,
What do you think about
Getting us a kid to play ?
Well, you know,
I got a lot of things to do.
And I'm-- I'm--
Well, what do you say,
Deputy dawg ?
You gonna help us ?
Yes ?
Miss morales ?
Wh-what do you want ?
My kid didn't
Do anything.
No, of course not,
Of course not.
I'm here as a coach.
Miss montgomery's putting
Together a soccer team
At the school.
Juan doesn't play soccer.
None of the kids do.
But he doesn't
Like sports.
Well, maybe he'll learn.
It's an after school thing.
Well, I want him to come
Right home after school. If
You'd like to think about it--
I don't need to
Think about it.
Thank you.
Ma'am ?
I don't think
She likes me.
Why ?
I explained why.
But if I don't play soccer,
I'll never make friends.
- I'm your friend.
- You're my mother !
There's no reason
To make friends. We'll only
Be here a short time.
You'd just be sadder
When we left.
- Come on, let's eat.
- I'm not hungry.
( Door opens, closes )
Hey, newt, what's up ?
Not much.
I found a part of a tailpipe
And an old shoe.
You seen anything good ?
Nah. Look, I come here
To ask you to play soccer
With the big kids.
They're fixin'
To start a team,
But we're down a player.
Wow ! Nobody ever
Asked me to do anything.
'Course I'll play !
Good. Thing is,
We got a game right now.
Wow ! A soccer game !
What's soccer anyway ?
Well, it's kinda like
Kick ball mixed with
That there hockey.
Well, I don't know nothin'
About kick ball or hockey,
But... I'm your man.
( Imitating anna )
Oh, sheriff tom.
Don't touch my hat, boy.
This is ground control.
Come on. Learn to relax.
Would you do me
A personal favor ?
Zip it ! Zip it. I'm gettin'
Upset now. I'll cut a switch
And I'll tan your hides !
What did I do ?
Why are you hitting me ?
I didn't do anything.
( All yelling )
I swear, I'll deny it.
I'll deny it.
We here to play soccer ?
( Knights )
No, sir !
- Why we here ?
- To win soccer, sir !
I can't hear you.
Are we here to play soccer ?
No, sir !
Why are we here ?
- To win soccer, sir !
- All right, you're k*lling
Grass. Let's move.
Here we go, here we go.
That's right. Here we go, now.
Let's keep it up, guys.
Come on, come on.
We're playing these guys ?
At least we practiced.
All right,
Bring it over here.
Let's go ! Right here.
Hey, is that the team
We're playing ?
( Players laughing )
They don't even
Look like a team.
Hey, what do you turkeys
Call yourselves ?
Hey, you guys,
What's our name ?
We don't have a name.
We'll tell you later.
They brought a goat.
( Laughing )
Look, he just happened
To be in the car. We didn't
Bring him on purpose.
( Chuckling )
Yeah, right.
I wanna smell sweat.
Let's get in a line.
Let's go, let's go.
All right, come on, guys,
Let's go.
Wait a minute.
I know him.
K-n-i--
Hmm, looks rather tough.
He was a real blockhead.
Tom, long time no see.
It's been
A few years, jay.
Well, va-va-voom.
I'm jay huffer.
Tom and I grew up together.
That was back
When we were both
Young and innocent.
Hmm, must've been
When he was a blockhead.
Excuse me ?
She's from england, jay.
There's a language situation.
This is anna montgomery.
She's an exchange teacher
In elma.
I got out
As soon as I graduated.
Only losers stick around.
Hey, my kid's the leading
Scorer. How's your kid doin' ?
I don't have a kid.
Oh, really.
And you're coaching ?
Why bother ?
Love of the game.
Hey, come on.
I thought we were
Gonna play now.
Go on back,
And we'll be with you
In a minute.
You got the
Little kids playing ?
That's right.
We're mixing up
The sixth, seventh
And eighth graders.
- Enrollment's down
Since we been there, jay.
- You got girls on the team ?
- In our league,
Girls have their own teams.
- We don't have enough kids.
So you--
You got little kids
And you got girls ?
Yes, that's right.
Uh, I guess
They didn't tell you.
We won the league
Championships last year.
We, uh--
We were undefeated.
It might be different
This year, j.j.
Come on, anna.
Well, good luck.
( Chuckles )
They got little kids
And girls on the team.
( Players laughing )
This is not soccer.
Gentlemen,
This is not soccer.
I hate that creep. I can't
Stand his kids even more
Than I can't stand our kids.
All right, you midgets,
You better win
Or you're walking home !
- Hi, I'm larry.
- Huh ?
( Blows whistle )
( Players chattering )
( Gasps )
Hmm !
Comin' downfield !
Go on, get it !
Concentrate !
Get it !
Watch where you're going !
( Jay )
All right, bring it over
There. Bring it over.
( Knights yelling )
Yah ! Yah !
Oh, no !
( Blows whistle )
( Knights cheering )
Great kick, man !
Great goal !
That's my boy.
That's a knight !
Get it together. Suck it in.
That's all right.
Just stay with it.
The knights !
The knights !
( Knights cheering )
( Blows whistle )
Oooh !
Ow. Ow.
Pass it !
- ( Groaning )
- ( Whistle blows )
Don't lay on back.
Just go over there
And get aggressive with 'em.
- ( Whistle blows )
- Yes ! Score !
( Groans )
Move it.
( Elma kids shouting )
Over here !
Tommy !
( Elma kids )
Whoa !
All right !
- They're horrible.
- That's the spirit.
Keep 'em down.
Ow !
- ( Knights cheering )
- Knights, that's eight, zero.
( Feet skidding )
( Boys groaning )
( Whistle blows )
( Drawing sword )
Men,
We're up ten to nothing.
It's moments like these
That build character.
What do we do
When we're clearly
Superior to the enemy ?
Go for the throat ?
Exactly.
We show no mercy.
We do not let up.
We go for the k*ll.
( Sword slicing air )
( Groaning )
Let's take into consideration
This is a learning experience.
Let's all get back out there
And concentrate and let's try
And have a good time.
Hey, we may not be
The sharpest tools
In the shed,
But we know the difference
Between a good time
And a bad time.
And this... Is not...
A good time.
( Whistle blows )
( Kids agreeing )
- ( Knights cheering )
- Heads in the right places.
♪ Well, I'm livin'
A dream, man
Don't bother me ♪
♪ I'm shakin' in my shoes ♪
( Knights cheering )
( Whistle blows )
Oh, come on, larry !
- ( Whistle blows )
- Yes ! Score !
♪♪ ( Continues )
Sixteen nil.
Let's keep it movin'.
♪ This is not
Against the law ♪♪
Hey, get in there !
Tackle them !
Come on ! Come on !
- This ain't football.
- Tackle means get the ball
Off of him.
- Well, excuse me.
Does she know that ?
- ( Knight groans )
( Jay )
Penalty kick !
Not that kind of tackle.
Oh, man, like a straight-arm.
Like old bubba smith.
She got him !
Little old girl got your boy !
Sorry there, jay. Whoo !
Maybe I can get into this.
Way to go, kate !
- ( Whimpers )
- ( Chuckling )
- ( Grunts )
- Game ! That's game !
Let's go, knights !
Get off me !
You'll never take me alive !
( Screaming )
( Cheering )
Over here, huddle up.
( Jay ) everybody, hands in.
Let's sign off.
Tell 'em who we are.
( Knights chanting )
Two, four, six, eight,
Who do we decimate ?
What were their names again ?
They're not good enough to
Have a name or even uniforms.
They're nothin's
From nowhere.
Knights.
Two, four, six, eight,
Who do we decimate ?
The nothings !
The nothings !
The nothings ! Yeah !
We aren't the nothings
From nowhere.
( Crowd applauding )
We're the elma nothings.
( Knight )
You're still nothing.
( Larry )
Is it over yet ?
( Knight )
Do us a favor
And learn the rules.
Well, tom, we're
A high-scoring team,
But 18 to nil,
That's good,
Even for us.
( Chuckling )
Tommy, a suggestion:
Lose the girls.
Uh, even better--
Lose 'em all.
Find yourself
Some talent.
Of course, I don't know how
You're gonna do that in elma.
( Knights laughing )
All right, victory lap.
Let's go, knights !
( Knights )
Win ! Win !
( Jay ) yeah, good job.
Good game. That's a knight.
There we go. There we are.
All right, all right.
Come on,
What are you waiting for ?
'Round the field.
- What a jerk !
- ( Knight )
Catch ya later, losers.
Come on, kate,
You tried.
We're all proud of you.
Why ?
We tanked.
Well, technically
Speakin', yeah.
Yeah, but you all played,
And that's what's important.
( English accent )
What's important is that
We never play again.
Can we get outta here ?
This is embarrassing.
Come on, y'all,
Let's go.
( Goat bleating )
This stinks.
You know what I think ? After
A good night's sleep, they'll
Feel differently about this.
I wouldn't count on it.
Can you gimme a few minutes
Before you start ?
I speak their language.
You got it.
Okay, children.
Now, you all have experienced
The agony of defeat.
Big time. Whew !
Now,
I first started playin'
Organized sports--
Hello-- ( chuckles )
When I was about your age
Right there at the big green.
Now, you see,
We weren't very good,
But we never gave up.
There was a day when--
I have a question.
Good ! Good ! Exactly !
Participation. You see, it's
A key. Fire away, big guy.
While you're here,
Uh-huh ?
Who's giving speeding tickets
And picking up dead animals
Off the highways ?
( Kids laughing )
I love the children.
First rule:
No questions about anything.
Go ahead, anna.
- Uh--
- You don't fool us.
You don't know
Jack about soccer.
Now, I may not know all the
Rules, but I do know a thing
Or two about kickin' a ball.
You check this out,
Miss attitude.
- ( Class gasps )
- ( Newt )
What a kick !
Good shot.
Whoa.
- Ow. All right.
- Wow. Now, I see why
They put you on the billboard.
Thank you kindly.
( Groans, joints cracking )
Listen, if you guys practice,
Maybe the town will give you
A billboard of your own.
Before we could
Ever be on a billboard,
We'd have to get a name.
Even bad teams have names.
How 'bout the big green ?
You know, the old sign.
That's our field.
( Murmuring agreement )
Hey, hey,
Good idea, newt.
So, I guess
We're the big green.
Yeah, now,
If only we could play.
Look, nobody plays well
Without practice. We
Gotta start with the basics.
Mm-hmm. Now,
In soccer training, there are
Four different areas:
Right.
Fitness; technique;
- Tactics;
- Uh-huh.
And game psychology.
I knew that.
All right, let's all line up.
Boys and girls, right here.
( Tom )
Everybody. Come on, katie.
Lou and sue. Pardon me, lou.
Sue and lou. Come on, evan.
Go on in there, larry.
Excellent.
Uh... Sheriff tom ?
You might wanna join
The rest of them in line.
It looks to me like you've had
One nacho plate too many.
( Kids laughing )
Okay. If you wanna play
Soccer properly,
You've gotta be able to run
For at least an hour.
h* !
An hour ?
If I ran for an hour,
It'd k*ll me.
- Ditto.
- That's right. So we're
Gonna work up to that hour.
Now, today we're gonna run
For 12 minutes.
You ready ? Let's go.
( Tom )
Come on, midgets,
Get your butts in gear.
Miss montgomery's
Talkin' to you.
Deputy dawg, you owe us.
She says, "jump."
You say, "how high ?"
Come on, katie, get it up.
Evan, come on.
Tak, get on.
Lou and sue. Everybody.
( Sighs )
I wore boots today.
( Larry ) sheriff tom's
Gonna pay for this one.
Come on, keep it up.
Faster. Faster. Faster.
Come on. Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Tak, pick it up. Pick it up.
Pick it up.
My feet hurt.
( Sighs )
My shins hurt.
So, what
Do you think ?
We'll never last.
( Girls laugh )
I'll see you guys later.
Hey, you wanna come over
To my house ?
Okay, one lesson apiece.
No tellin' anyone, ever !
Hold on, everybody !
( Boys shouting )
Whoa ! Come on !
♪ On the road again ♪
- ♪ Just can't wait
To get on the road again ♪
- ( Screaming )
♪ The life I love is makin'
Music with my friends ♪
- ♪ And I can't wait
To get on the road again ♪
- ( Screaming )
♪ On the road again ♪
♪ Going places
That I've never been ♪
♪ Seeing things
That I may never see again ♪
- ♪ I can't wait
To get on the road again ♪
- ( Screaming )
♪ On the road again ♪
♪ Like a band of gypsies
We go down the highway ♪♪
( Boys )
We love you, deputy dawg !
Kate, I know
You can do this.
Come on, I'll probably
Just end up being a checker
At the piggly-wiggly.
So what difference
Does it make ?
You don't fool me, kate.
I know how smart you are.
And even checkers at
Piggly-wiggly need math too.
No, they don't.
They have those little black
Stripes on all the things.
It adds it all automatic.
Look, giving up before
You've ever really started is
A sad way to live your life.
You keep your talents
Hidden and undiscovered,
You only cheat yourself.
( Kids chuckle )
Why don't you all worry
About your own work ?
Kate's right.
Everyone get back to work.
( Larry ) whatever.
( Bell ringing )
( Jeffrey )
Hey, two points.
Maybe juan's got
Some hidden talents.
No way. Juan doesn't play.
Yeah, he doesn't look
Very athletic anyway.
Like you do ?
You gonna play goalie ?
I always play goalie.
Mind if I take
A few shots against you ?
Oh, you're gonna play ?
Don't worry.
I'm not very athletic.
Get in the goal, larry.
What did I do ?
( Larry ) as ifhe
Could get it past king larry.
( Kids laugh )
Oh, yeah.
Come on, big boy. Yeah.
Gosh, I'm not feeling
So good about this.
Whoa, we don't look like that
When we got the ball.
( Twins )
Yeah, that's for sure.
Do you think
He's done this before ?
I think he's done this
A lot before.
( Grunts )
He's awesome !
( Twins )
Too bad he doesn't
Have a twin.
He couldn't have a twin.
He isn't human.
Wow. He's definitely
The answer, you guys.
What was
The question ?
How are we gonna win ?
( Kids )
Juan.
Hey, he's getting away.
( Twins )
Wait up !
We need to talk to you.
Yeah ?
Where'd you learn
To play like that ?
In el paso.
Everybody plays there.
Well, you gotta
Play with us here.
No.
Come on, we need you.
You're so good.
- Hey, I'm sorry.
- It's all right, man.
( All chattering )
So, you were holding out
On us.
It's just a game.
Not the way
You play it.
That's for sure.
Wait 'til we go to austin.
We're gonna kick butt
All the way to pizza hut.
Man, I wish we lived
In a town with a pizza hut.
Look, I can play at recess,
But I can't play on the team.
What do you mean ?
What are you
Talking about ?
I'm sorry, I can't.
- I don't get it.
- It's a family thing.
All right, excitement's over.
Everyone take their seats.
( Together )
Please ?
I don't want juan
Going into the city
By himself.
He doesn't go by himself.
We all go.
Yeah. He'd probably
Do better without us,
But it's a team sport.
Austin's really not that far.
You could come.
My mom's gonna go this time.
Oh, I can't.
I work during the day.
We could take care of him,
Ma'am. We promise.
( Kids agreeing )
( Kids )
Come on, please ?
Please ?
Control the ball now.
Control.
Think they look athletic ?
No, I think you look
Athletic, larry.
Really ? Cool.
Aunt burr used to say anything
You need in life could be made
With masking tape and spit.
What are we making ?
Shin guards.
- Oh.
- ( Coach )
Let's go, terminators !
All right,
Here we go, terminators.
Ready, dude.
( Whistle blows )
Quick play, terminators.
- ( Juan ) tak.
- ( Terminator ) stop him.
- ( Tom )
sh**t it, tak !
- You're wide open !
sh**t it now !
( Groans )
Oh.
What's wrong with you ?
You were wide open.
( Belches )
Come on, let's hustle.
Stay with it ! Good !
Pass it.
- ( Terminators cheering )
- ( Tom )
All right, all right !
Hustle back.
Come on.
Stay with it, guys.
( Whistle blows )
( Terminator )
Defense !
- All right, let's go !
- I don't want it.
Get the big one !
Get on the big one !
Good ! Good !
Terminators !
( Schwarzenegger accents )
Here we go.
- ( Grunts )
- Yeah !
( Whistle blows )
Hey, larry.
Larry. Larry. Larry.
( Groaning )
You okay ?
Can I tell you
A secret ?
Well, sure.
When I get afraid--
I mean, really afraid--
The players on the
Other team, they change
Into these bad guys.
I mean, they really change
Into these bad guys.
You're a pretty
Complicated guy, larry.
Um, catch you later,
Big guy.
Yo, come on in.
All right, guys.
Good try.
( Chattering )
Go on in.
Go on in.
( Polly )
Juan, no one's passing to me.
You just lose the ball.
( Juan )
Too many people
Are passing it to me.
( Team chattering )
All right, quiet down.
( Chattering continues )
Quiet down.
Quiet down and listen to me !
- Why should
We listen to you ?
- Because I'm your coach.
- No, you're just here
'Cause you're after our coach.
- ( Kids agreeing )
- I'm here, midgets,
And that should be enough.
- Stop calling me a m*dget !
( Kids, tom shouting )
All right, guys !
Hey ! This is wrong.
We're not to fight with
Each other whether it's on
The field or off, all right ?
This is not what we
Talked about when we
Spoke of teamwork. Right.
- Stop calling them midgets.
- ( Kids agreeing )
Now, listen to me.
Juan can't do everything.
You gotta pass to each other.
- Right ?
- He's the only one
Who's any good.
Playin' like a team
Right now is more
Important than winnin'.
And once we have more skills,
That's the only way
You guys could ever win.
Exactly ! So you gotta
Support each other.
Okay ?
Now, look,
Come over here.
Come here.
Let's say-- gather around.
This is the field, right ?
And juan is right here.
Now, if they've got
Three defenders on juan,
That means--
( Anna )
Two of you guys are wide open.
( Tom )
Right. Take advantage of this.
They're not expectin' it.
Let's make a game of it.
You see what I'm saying ?
( Kids agreeing )
All right ?
Yes !
( Tom, anna shouting )
( Whistle blows )
All right !
Yes ! Yes !
- Yes !
- Whoo !
Kate ! Kate !
sh**t it !
( Cheering )
You scored !
I did it ?
You scored !
I did it ! I did it !
I did it !
I scored a goal !
( Tom )
Good goin', honey.
- I knew you could do it !
Whoo !
- Whoo !
All right,
That's one.
Aw, that was brilliant.
( Door opens )
You're late.
We stopped at a pizza hut
After the game.
I... Scored a goal.
Did you win ?
No.
Next time we'll win.
( Chattering )
Good.
You guys are doin' good.
Looking good. Pass it.
Hey, you know,
They're gettin' better.
( All agreeing )
( Thunderclap )
( Thunderclap )
( Tom )
Hey, it's startin' to rain.
Hey, larry, come on in !
- ( Tom )
Come on, kids. Come on.
- It's raining.
( Whistle blows )
That's it for today.
Time out.
It's not over for us.
Come on, come on in.
Come on, larry,
Give us the ball.
No !
Yeah !
If you want it,
Come and get it.
Yeah !
Larry, give us the ball.
Larry !
Larry, gimme the ball, boy.
Come on, let's make 'em work
To get the ball.
Yeah.
We better help 'em out.
Those kids are never
Gonna give up the ball.
( All shouting )
Hey ! Hey, hey.
What are you doing ?
( Larry's father )
I'm playing soccer.
- Let's play soccer !
- Come on, mom !
♪ When the rain
Comes pouring down ♪
♪ You know that that trouble
Don't seem to stop ♪
♪ Remember, good things
Fall from heaven ♪
♪ Ain't no time
For givin' up ♪
♪ Everybody loves it ♪
Come on, you crazy girls !
♪ When the little flowers
Come in bloom ♪
♪ Once again
The sun is shining ♪
♪ Then your heart
Comes sailing through ♪
Come on !
♪ Some people see
The glass half empty ♪
♪ Some see
There's half a cup ♪
♪ And if you ask me
How I like my world ♪
Goal !
Have mercy !
We're playing mud soccer.
♪ I like the sunny side up
Yeah ♪
( Kids shouting )
♪ The sunny side up ♪
Come here.
Aaah ! Oh !
♪ Baby, all right ♪
♪ When your luck
Is back to zero ♪
♪ And your heartache
Feels the same ♪
♪ Deep inside
There lays a hero ♪
( Shouting )
♪ There's always
A crazy game ♪
♪ Take my hand
And sit beside me ♪
♪ No time to run and hide ♪
♪ Miracles will happen to ya
If you're here
Right by my side ♪
- ♪ Some people see
The glass half empty ♪
- ( Bleating )
♪ Some see
There'half a cup ♪
♪ And if you ask me
How I like my world ♪
♪ I like the sunny side up
Baby ♪
♪ All right ♪
( Belches )
♪ The sunny side up, baby ♪
Don't stop !
♪ The sunny side up ♪
Thank you, god.
( Laughing )
( Laughing )
Aaah !
♪ Some people see
The glass half empty ♪
♪ Some see
There's half a cup ♪
♪ And if you ask me
How I like my world ♪
♪ I like the sunny side up ♪
♪ Yeah
All right ♪
♪ The sunny side up, baby ♪
♪ All right ♪
♪ The sunny side up
Yeah ♪
♪ The sunny side up, baby ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ The sunny side up ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ The sunny side up, baby ♪♪
( Chattering )
Go from here to here
To here.
It sure is.
So you see
How that works ?
Yeah.
You look nice.
Your hair looks nice.
Thank you.
( Evan )
All right, guys,
We gotta mow the big green.
( Newt )
This is gonna be great.
Come on, guys,
Am I the only one doing
Anything here ? Wimps.
Oh, it's heavy.
( Together )
On the count of three.
One, two, three !
- ( Cheering )
- Whoa, look out !
Here it comes.
( Screaming )
Look out !
Get outta the way !
Where are you going ?
( Cows mooing )
( Together )
Oh, no !
( Together )
Oh, no,
Runaway cows !
( Tak ) the low-tech solution.
( Evan ) cool.
We don't have to do anything.
( Cows mooing )
It worked ! The cows.
It actually worked !
Awesome.
( Evan )
Hey, look, here comes larry.
This is rad !
You guys are awesome.
( Groans )
Gosh !
You're dead !
( Together )
Oh, no !
Help !
( Boys shouting )
That's great.
Is that for sue or lou ?
I don't know.
( Nick )
Thank you.
( Kids ) thank you.
( Kids chattering )
( Anna )
Keep your eyes open
And keep your mouth closed.
( Goat bleating )
( Kids panting, wheezing )
( Panting )
I got it. I'm okay.
Go over there, polly.
That's it.
Way to go, guys.
( Tom )
Nice. Very nice.
Let's go, juan.
( Bleating )
Let's go. Whoo !
Good. Good pace.
Keep it up.
Let's go, girls.
Come on.
( Tom chattering )
Gently. Gently.
( Big green shouting )
I got it.
( Crowd applauds )
Ninjas.
( Shouting )
( Tom )
Polly, come on !
Polly !
( Ninja )
Kick it out.
( Whistle blows )
( Referee )
Corner kick, big green.
( Crowd chattering )
- Hang tough. Get that post.
- ( Ninja )
Okay, okay, I got it.
( Cheering )
( Crowd cheering )
- ( Whistle blows )
- Score !
Juan !
Juan !
( Cheering )
( Whistle blows )
Good ! Good ! Good !
That's a hustle !
( Yelling, shouting )
( Crowd cheering
Continues )
The walking dead.
( Groaning )
( Thunderclap )
( Groaning continues )
Buccaneers.
( Laughing continues )
Juan !
Hit it !
( Grunts )
Take it, sue !
- ( Whistle blows )
- ( Cheering )
- Vikings.
- We're gonna come and
Get ya, little porker !
Goal !
Goal !
Congratulations, coach.
That's one.
Thank you.
- Get the ball !
- Stop him !
- ( Whistle blows )
- ( Cheering )
( School bell rings )
( Bleats )
Here she comes !
( Together )
Surprise !
( Laughs )
Hey, we figured out
What makes us special.
Well, I can see that.
It's not all the stuff
We put up, ma'am.
It's you.
Yeah.
Come on.
Thank you.
What's this,
St. Patrick's day ?
Nah, it's big green day.
Every day is
Big green day lately.
You got that right.
The championship game's
Saturday. Oh, god. Ugh.
( Bell dings )
Well, if it isn't
Jay huffer.
In from the big city.
A mini-mall's
A big city compared
To this place.
Double scotch,
Straight up.
Things are
That good, huh ?
One of those days.
Yeah. What are you doin'
For a living nowadays, jay ?
Auditor.
Irs.
Oooh.
Mmm.
I love my work.
Oooh.
Oooh.
So I see you somehow
Managed to get y'all selves
A good soccer team.
( Ed ) ah, they're
Just a bunch of kids.
( Cookie ) they're winners.
Kind of got out of
The habit of winning,
But it feels good.
It's hard to believe
That mexican kid's a star.
Who, juan ?
Ah, he's incredible.
Kate's damn good too.
You oughta come out
And watch her.
I got better things to do.
Just my luck
Somebody'd move here who
Knew how to play, huh ?
Yeah. Things'd be
A lot better if people
Would just stay put.
Probably not even legal.
( Chuckles ) doubt it.
Most foreigners aren't.
I hear ya.
Mmm.
Say, ed.
Let me buy you
That next drink, huh ?
( Radio dispatcher )
Bud, tell harry we got
A hazard in back of the bank.
( Clears throat )
Judy said you wanted
To see me, sir.
Yeah, tom. I hope
I'm not taking you away
From your soccer duties.
I have some real sheriff
Work for you to do.
Got a call
On some illegals.
"Morales" ?
- This kid's on my team.
- Good. Then you know
Where to find him.
Mom, just tell him.
I've been in
The united states
For 14 years.
Juan was born
In el paso;
He's a citizen.
They had amnesty
About eight years ago,
But I did not apply.
I'd gone back
To el salvador
To see my parents.
You were supposed to have
Stayed in this country
The whole time.
Do the people you work for
Know you're ill*gal ?
( Sighs )
I bought a fake
Social security card
In san antonio five years ago.
I pay taxes
And social security
Under that name.
I have an american son.
But I can be deported,
Sent back just like that.
Okay ?
What's he doing here ?
♪ Da da-da da-da
Da da-da da-da da-da ♪
♪ Da da-da da-da da-da
Da da-da, da da-da ♪♪
Hey. What's up ?
Ohh !
( Goat bleats )
- But are you sure ?
- Yes. She was very upset.
Let's go over there.
No. No. Look, school starts
In five minutes, all right ?
When juan gets here,
We'll make sure
Everything's okay.
Everything's not okay !
That's what
I'm trying to tell you !
Kate, you're overreacting.
Now go and sit down.
You're wrong.
You'll see.
( Sighs )
I'm going to juan's house.
( Polly ) wait.
We're not supposed
To leave school.
Hey, wait up.
I'm going too.
Me too !
( Evan )
Come on, guys,
What are we waiting for ?
( Lou, sue together )
Wait for us !
Come on, we have to run !
They're gone !
Darn !
We just lost
Our center halfback.
Come on, nick,
He was our friend.
( Car approaching )
- Uh-oh.
- Oh, great. We're busted.
( Evan )
We shouldn't
Have left school.
Why did you leave school ?
What are you guys doing here ?
What's going on ?
They're gone.
We can see inside.
All their stuff is gone !
She panicked.
I told you !
It's all
Your fault.
- I saw you here !
You did it !
- Kate !
Kate !
( Polly )
Kate, it'll be okay !
( Tom ) kate !
( Kids yelling )
Hey, come on !
We need you !
- What are you doin' home ?
- They're gone.
She left three years ago.
Or didn't you notice ?
Not mom.
Juan.
What, that mexi-kid ?
Don't call him that.
Don't you ever call him that !
Honey, I didn't mean
Anything by that.
- Yeah, you do.
- What the hell's
Gotten into you ?
As soon as I'm old enough,
I'm out of here.
Nobody in their right mind
Would stay here !
You hold on
Just a damn minute.
Don't worry.
You won't know I'm gone.
- You don't even know
I'm here right now !
- Honey. Come back !
Honey.
( Door slams )
Come back here !
I've been
Looking for you.
Small town.
There's not a lot
Of places to look.
Well, I've found
Quite a few.
You know, tom had no idea
They were gonna leave.
Actually,
He was trying to help.
I mean, a lot of people
Would have tried to help,
But they got scared.
They didn't even
Say good-bye.
I know. I'm sorry.
That's how you know
They're not coming back.
People only say good-bye
When they plan on
Saying hello again.
Mmm.
That's the rule.
The other kids don't know if
They want to play tomorrow.
They're thinking
Maybe we should forfeit.
What do you think ?
What do I think ?
( Sighs )
I think that juan
Would want you to do well
In school and in soccer.
He wouldn't want me
To do well.
He'd want me to win.
( Engine stops )
( Bleating )
( Rooster crows )
( Sighs )
One, two.
One, two.
One, two.
Victory.
Yes.
Join, my fellow
Rabbit skins.
I need a victory.
( Kisses )
( Together )
♪ H-e-l-l-o, that's the way
We say hello, hello ♪
Go, big green !
( Anna ) could it be ?
Yes, it is !
( Kids ) new uniforms !
Yeah !
Yeah !
All right !
New !
We all pitched in !
Oh, these are great !
( Excited chattering )
- ( Larry ) they got your name
And everything, kate. Look.
- Okay, put it on.
Come on, let's go !
Ohhh ! Yes !
What are you all staring at ?
Come on, let's get going. We
Gotta have time to warm up !
Whoo !
♪ Hey-ey ♪
( Background singers )
Scream ! Shout !
♪ You were born
The seventh son ♪
♪ Only one
Gonna be number one ♪
♪ You're mean
But for heaven's sake ♪
♪ Comin' here
Was your big mistake ♪
♪ Think you're bad, well, you
You should have known ♪
♪ We'd be mad
Down to the bone ♪
♪ Talkin' trash
Don't get it done ♪
♪ Only one
Gonna be number one ♪
♪ As long as we can walk ♪
♪ Long as we can walk ♪
♪ We're gonna get ya ♪
♪ We're gonna get ya
Ohh-ohh-ohh ♪
♪ As long as we can walk ♪
♪ Long as we can walk ♪
♪ We're gonna get ya ♪♪
I think I'll stay here
A while. It's the same ball
We use at home, son.
I don't think so.
Here they kick a cannonball
Straight at my head.
Get out !
Whoo !
( Sighs )
We look like
A bunch of hicks.
Well, I hate to
Break it to you, babe,
But we are a bunch of hicks.
( Giggles )
Come on, guys,
Keep it up !
Let's go !
Mr. Huffer.
Where's the coach ?
I'm the coach.
I mean, uh, palmer.
Oh, him.
He'll be here any minute.
And where's
Your star player ?
Oh, now, now.
They're all star players.
We'll see about that.
Say, you know, we have
A little tradition
Down here...
Among the coaches
Before the final game.
We always make
A little wager.
Really ? What are we betting ?
Well, now, i--
I couldn't take your money
From you, but, uh,
You know, I'm divorced.
I wouldn't say no
To a kiss.
Deal.
But if you lose,
You have to kiss
Our mascot, ernie.
He's that lovely, little
Green goat over there.
Mm-hmm.
( Bleating )
He's divorced too.
( Chuckling )
Deal.
Huh.
We better not lose.
( Chuckling continues )
You call this ready to play ?
I don't call
This ready to play.
( Huffer continues yelling )
Where is he ?
Do you think--
He should be here
Any minute.
Yeah.
Coach, we need to begin.
Can you give us another
Five minutes ? We're just
Sort of waiting for someone.
Now, coach.
Or you'll have
To call the game.
( Sighs )
Well, I guess we have
No other choice.
All right. It's okay.
Okay, guys,
Come in !
( Cookie )
Come on, let's go !
Come on, lar !
All right, listen, guys.
They won't let us wait
Any longer.
So if you guys play together,
You all play as a real team.
We can beat them.
All right ?
Okay.
Come on, you guys.
Let's go !
One, two, three !
Go, big green !
Get on in there
And kick some... Butt !
( Crowd cheering )
Good afternoon, everyone.
Welcome to the junior
Soccer championships.
Today's matchup features
The knights of austin against
The elma big green.
The knights are coached
By jay huffer...
And the elma big green
Are co-coached...
Go, big green !
By anna montgomery
And tom palmer.
The austin knights
Are undefeated...
Go, big green !
And the big green have
A season record...
We got somethin' for
Them now ! Of eight wins,
Two losses and one tie.
Let's see y'all on your feet
For the knights !
( Loud cheering )
Go, green !
And here we go...
For the start
Of the championship.
( Whistle blows )
The big green
Will take the kickoff.
Hey !
Nick anderssen kicks off
To polly neilson.
( Boy )
Get that girl over there !
Go, go !
Take it all the way !
sh**t it !
( Cheering )
Let's go !
Let's go now !
Oh, bugger !
Oh, that's okay.
That's all right.
( Announcer )
Ball collected by knights'
Goalie, chris stolya.
- ( Player yells )
- ( Jay )
Control that ball !
All right, come on !
Let's go !
Get up in there and stop 'em !
Keep your eyes open !
Go all the way !
Kick it !
Yeah ! Yeah !
( Announcer )
Excellent save by elma goalie
Larry musgrove.
Do it !
( Knights player )
Everyone down field !
- ( Announcer )
Goal ! The knights score.
- Yeah, goal ! Score ! Goal !
( Announcer )
It's two to nothing in austin.
A header put in by
Number two, shannon figg.
It's two to zero
In favor of the knights.
( Whistle blows )
( Cheering )
All right, good !
Pass it.
( Boy )
Nice play !
Hey.
Bring it up.
Hey, look
Who showed up.
Hey.
Yeah ! Yeah !
Go ! Good !
All right !
Get her !
( Nick )
Get it, kate !
How're we doin' ?
Mmm, down by two.
Hmm.
It's good to see you, ed.
I'm glad you made it.
Thanks.
( Whistle blows )
Come on, kate !
Let's go, kate !
Come on, let's go,
Big green !
( Announcer )
And as we head into the half,
The score: two to nothing
In favor of the knights.
Okay, gentlemen,
Halftime.
We're halfway
Through the game
We've been building for.
We're halfway there;
We're not all the way there.
The time to gloat
Is soon upon the horizon.
I look at the scoreboard
And I see a score
That tells me,
"Two to nothing" !
We're not there yet.
This may be the
Most important game
You'll ever play.
It certainly is the
Most important
Moment of your lives.
( Woman ) give me a "g" !
Give an "o" !
I want you all
To remember...
Give me an "a" !
One important thing:
"T" !
Don't mess it up.
What do you got ?
( Crowd )
Goat !
What do you got ?
Goat !
What are we ?
Ba-aa-aad !
( Crowd cheering )
So what do you say
To a goat ?
( Chanting )
Barbecue !
Barbecue !
( Anna )
Everyone okay ?
Yeah.
All right, tom's gonna
Be here any minute.
If he's not here in a minute,
Why bother ?
You guys are doing great.
Trust me.
Two to zero ?
Better than 17 to zero.
Hey, I'm having fun.
( Man )
That's all that matters.
All right, guys.
Halftime is over.
Let's go.
Let's go, big green.
One, two, three.
Go, big green !
( Chattering )
Let's go !
And here we go
With the start
Of the second half.
The knights' shannon finn
Will take the kickoff.
( Whistle blows )
( Whistle blows )
Goal kick, big green.
Watch out, larry !
Watch him over there !
Move forward !
( Jay )
Control that ball !
There we are !
There we are !
Come on, y'all.
Let's do it again.
( Grunts )
- ( Yells )
- Hey, come on ! Foul !
Number 14, tak yamato,
Collides with number 8,
Buddy abbey. Coach !
This could be a foul.
Ten minutes 'til curtains.
Maybe, but you're
A whole lifetime away
From having a brain.
- ( Announcer ) it looks
Like we have an injury.
- Come on, clear. Clear !
The ref stops the clock.
Hey, give me some room here.
Come on, come on.
The boy needs to breathe.
Which leg is it here ?
Broken ? Broken ?
No ? All right.
No, I don't think so.
I hope he's all right.
I'm sure he's all right.
Cookie ?
Hey ! Hey !
Look who's here !
( Bomma )
He found him !
Oh, my god, linda !
He's here !
He's here !
Juan. Juan !
( Yelling, cheering
Continue )
Juan ! Juan !
( Announcer )
And it seems we have
A late arrival.
Number 10,
Listed on the roster
As juan morales.
You're back !
Yeah, I came back
To beat these guys.
You didn't say good-bye.
Don't be mad.
I wanted to.
Well, next time you go,
Say good-bye.
Next time I go,
I'll just take you with me.
( Kids yelling )
Juan !
There's juan !
Here's your shirt.
I knew he'd come back.
Hey, found him
Outside garretville.
Hi.
It looked like
A good place to hide,
But he's got a better plan
Than running for the rest
Of our lives.
Already got him a lawyer.
Tom's gonna be
My sponsor.
If I'm gonna be living in a
Town like elma, I gotta get
Good people there with me.
What's that, huh ?
( Boy )
Who is that guy ?
What's that ? Come on,
Come on. Delay of game !
Come on, call it !
Take it easy, coach.
Listen, card 'em, card 'em !
They shouldn't be on the field
Like that !
Coach, those your
Assistants back there ?
Yeah.
You might want
To tell one of them
To start warming up.
Oh, am I the luckiest man
In the world or what ?
Just when I need a decent ref,
I get a comedian.
A comedian ! Thank you.
Whoever did that for me,
Thank you.
Oh, man. What a day.
What a day.
Oh, so you made it, coach.
Yeah, I had to
Pick up the last member
Of my team, jay.
I thought everybody
Qualified to be here
Was already here.
Everyone qualifies,
And so do their families.
Hey, now we got ourselves
A real game.
( Buddy )
Oh, has anyone seen
My brother ?
( Crowd cheering )
( Announcer ) the knights
Number 8,
Buddy abbey, is okay.
Play will resume.
And it looks like
We have a substitution
For the big green.
Replacing number 11,
Jeffrey luttrell, will
Be number 10, juan morales.
( Boy )
Pass it off !
( Jeffrey )
Come on, guys !
Get it !
( Crowd cheering )
Center it !
( Whistle blows )
( Announcer ) that ball
Knocked out by the big green.
Knights' throw-in.
Kicked off by goalie stolya.
And a magnificent header
By juan morales.
I got your back !
( Evan )
Control it !
( Announcer )
Possession changes
In a superb play...
By big green number 85,
Newt shaw.
( Jeffrey )
Kick it in !
( Announcer )
Morales drops to kate douglas.
Come on !
She passes back.
They're going into the net.
Nick anderssen
Now has the ball.
He takes a shot. Goal !
It's now knights, two,
And big green, one,
With only minutes left
In the game !
( Cheering )
Come on,
Where are my knights ?
Where's the defense ?
( Whistle blows )
( Announcer )
Knights take the kickoff.
We're in the final minute
Of play.
( Boy )
Come on, pass it.
Big tackle from juan morales.
Big green now has the ball.
( Boy )
Over here !
We have just ten seconds
Left in this game !
Juan morales is going
For a goal.
There are only five seconds
Remaining in the game.
( Grunts )
He shoots !
Goal !
Goal !
With three seconds
Left on the clock,
Juan morales scores
The tying shot.
You guessed it !
We have a tie !
The big green battles back !
Ladies and gentlemen,
Don't go anywhere.
This game is not over !
The big green
Is going nuts !
The knights are stunned !
It is a tie !
Big green, two,
Knights, two.
What a game !
Yeah !
We did it ! Whoo !
( Cheering, yelling
Continue )
( Whistle blows )
Regulation game has ended
In a tie. There's not
Gonna be any overtime.
We're gonna go straight
To penalty kicks.
Okay, what we've got here
Is called a sh**t-out,
Right ?
Five members from each team
Are going to run out
Onto the field.
Each one's gonna take a shot
Against the goalie.
So juan will kick five times ?
No, each player
Can only kick once.
Right.
- But juan,
You're going first.
- ( Cookie ) go get 'em.
- Then kate.
- Okay.
- Then, uh, nick.
- Right.
Then... Sophia.
Mm-hmm.
Uh-huh.
- Okay, I need a volunteer
For the last position.
- I'll do it.
- ( Kids laughing )
- I don't think so, newt.
W-why ?
I got a great kick.
And I'm not afraid.
What do you think ?
I'm little.
I'm low to the ground.
I got power.
I got the moves.
I'm your man.
( Kids laughing )
You've got the job,
Big guy.
All right !
You guys are the greatest !
Time out. Time out.
Now that we know who's
Kicking, who's going
To play goalie ?
I'm not.
You guys know
About my problem.
They turn into monsters.
Larry, listen.
If you see them
And they become monsters,
Just become part
Of the nightmare
And join in.
Turn yourself into a monster
And fight back.
I'll try.
All right.
You can do it, son.
Now, y'all played
A great game.
If you miss your shots,
You run back
To that center circle
With your heads held high,
Got it ?
Right.
Let's go !
Yeah.
- Are you all proud
Of yourselves ?
- ( Together ) yeah !
Good !
We're proud of you.
All right !
Come on !
Let's go !
One, two, three !
Go, big green !
( Cheering )
Go !
( Whistle blows )
Come on, knights !
Larry, you want my goggles ?
They get rid of the fear.
I'll try anything.
Knights. Okay.
You're up.
All right.
( Announcer )
The knights win the toss
And elect to go first.
Come on !
( Jay )
All right.
First up for the knights,
Number 7, robert bishop.
Come on, larry, come on.
Come on, buddy.
Hang in there.
Hang in there.
( Whistle blows )
( Announcer )
It's in. It's good.
The score is one to zero...
In favor of the knights
In the sh**t-out.
It's all right, larry !
Up next, number 10,
Juan morales.
He scored the equalizer.
Can he do it again ?
( Whistle blows )
- ( Goalie grunts )
- ( Announcer )
He does it ! It's good !
The score is tied
After one round: one to one.
Whoo !
The second kicker
For the knights is number 2,
( Whistle blows )
Shannon finn.
- ( Grunts )
- It's in ! It's in there !
- The knights now lead
Two to one.
- Darn !
Up for the big green,
Number 13, kate douglas.
Come on.
Let's go, kate !
Let's go !
( Whistle blows )
It's good. It's in.
Yes, yes, yes !
The score is now tied.
Knights, two,
Way to go, honey !
Big green, two !
- Up next for the knights,
Anthony atkinson.
- ( Whistle blows )
The kick is in.
Three-two for the knights.
Up next for the big green,
Number 9, sophia convertino.
Come on, sophie.
Yeah. Come on.
( Whistle blows )
It's good ! It's a crazy game.
We're still tied up here
In austin.
Yeah !
Whoo !
There are only two kickers
Left for each side.
Whoo !
Yeah !
She did it !
That's it !
She scored !
The fourth kicker
Is up for the knights:
Number 8, buddy abbey.
Come on, larry.
Come on.
( Whistle blows )
He blocked it !
No goal !
- Goalkeeper larry musgrove
Sets up a huge opportunity...
- Yeah !
- For the big green !
- You did it ! You did it !
They can go ahead
With their next kicker.
Can they capitalize ?
Whoo, whoo, whoo !
Yes, yes, yes !
Yes !
Yeah !
Come on, nick !
Here comes number 8,
Nick anderssen.
( Whistle blows )
- It's over the top !
No good !
- ( Groaning )
Again, this keeps the score
Tied up at three apiece.
Yes !
Ohh !
I blew it !
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
Good try.
Sorry, guys.
( Ed )
Okay, nick.
All right.
That's jay, jr.
He's our favorite player
In the world. He's my son.
( Announcer ) so it all
Comes down to this. Each team
Has only one kicker left.
For the knights,
This will be jay huffer, jr.
The big green will follow
With little newt shaw.
Team captain number 10,
Jay huffer, the leading scorer
This year in the league...
Has the final opportunity
To score for the knights.
( Thunderclap )
( Thunderclap )
Become part
Of the nightmare.
Turn yourself into a monster
And fight back.
Come on, larry.
( Jay )
What's the matter ?
Come on. Focus !
You're a knight !
Come and get me.
( Announcer )
There seems to be
Some confusion.
There's hesitation
On jay huffer, jr.'S part.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on.
But he finally signals
He's ready.
( Whistle blows )
It's a save !
It's a save !
What a huge opportunity
For the big green !
Yeah ! Yeah !
It's still tied up.
Three to three !
And the big green
Has one kicker left !
Yeah ! Whoo !
Yeah !
Ha-ha !
( Larry )
All right !
( Larry yelling
Continues )
Yeah !
All right, guys !
No monsters, larry !
Yeah, yeah. Yeah !
All right !
( Announcer )
Here we have the fifth
And final kicker...
For the big green,
Number 85,
Come on, buddy !
You can do it !
Little newt shaw !
This is for the championship.
If he makes the kick,
Okay.
The big green wins.
Put it there.
Good luck, son.
Come on, newt !
( Whistle blows )
Baaah !
( Panting )
( Grunts )
- It's in ! It's in !
He did it !
- Yes !
Whoa !
He scores.
That's the game !
The big green has won
The championship !
I don't believe it !
The big green has won !
The knights don't believe it.
The big green has won !
( Bleating )
Yes ! Yeah !
Whoo !
Yes, you did it !
Yeah !
Yeah ! Yeah !
All right !
All right !
He scored !
( Goat bleating )
I love you, kate.
I love you too.
( Team chanting )
Go, big green !
Go, big green !
Go, big green !
Go, big green !
Go, big green !
- Go, big green !
- Go, big green !
Go, big green !
Go, big green !
Go, big green !
Go, big green !
Go, big green !
( Whooping, cheering )
You were great.
Whoo !
I believe we had
A deal, jay.
( Kids chanting )
Kiss the goat !
Kiss the goat.
Kiss the goat !
Kiss the goat !
( Cheering )
( Slurping )
Ohhhh.
( Bleating )
( Cheering continues )
Yeah !
♪ Believe in miracles
And they will set you free ♪
♪ Even the monkey sometimes
Falls from the tree ♪
♪ If I believe in you
And you believe in me ♪
Thank you.
♪ We're gonna make it through
I know ♪
♪ I know, I know
I said ♪
( Children )
♪ I believe ♪
♪ I believe in you ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ After all, all that we've
Been through, baby ♪
♪ I believe ♪
♪ I believe in you too ♪
♪ Never stop ♪
♪ Never stop believing ♪
♪ I believe
I believe, baby ♪
♪ I believe in you ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ I believe
I believe, baby ♪
♪ In all that we can do ♪
♪ Surely do, babe ♪
♪ I believe ♪
♪ I believe in you ♪
♪ And I'll never stop
Never stop, baby ♪
♪ Loving you, now, my baby ♪
♪♪
♪ I think it's real again
Oh, well ♪
♪ Don't sweat
The small stuff, child ♪
♪ Just do the best you can ♪
♪ There comes a time when
We must all take a stand ♪
♪ Follow your heart
And you will soon understand ♪
♪ That you can do anything
Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, yeah-yeah ♪
♪ You think that no one else
Can know the way you feel ♪
♪ We've all been down before
That's life on the wheel ♪
♪ For with a heart
Strong as iron and
A soul made of steel ♪
♪ You're gonna make it through
I know ♪
♪ I know, I know
I said ♪
♪ I believe ♪
♪ I believe in you ♪
♪ Even after all ♪
♪ All that
We've been through ♪
♪ You know that I believe ♪
♪ I believe in you ♪
♪ And I will never stop
Oh, no ♪
♪ Somebody help me ♪
♪ I believe ♪
♪ I believe in you ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ After all, all that we've
Been through, baby ♪
♪ I believe ♪
♪ I believe in you too ♪
♪ Never stop ♪
♪ Never stop believing ♪
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh, baby ♪
♪ I believe in you ♪
♪ After all, all that we've
Been through ♪
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh, baby ♪
♪ I believe ♪
♪ I surely do ♪
♪ I believe in you ♪
♪ And I'll never stop ♪
♪ Never, never stop ♪
♪ I believe in you ♪
♪ Never stop believing ♪
♪ I believe in you ♪
♪ Never stop believing, baby ♪
♪ After all ♪
♪ No, no, no, baby ♪
♪ All that
We've been through ♪
♪ I believe ♪
♪ I believe in you
Now, my baby ♪
♪ Oooh ♪
♪ Never, never, never ♪
♪ Oh, no
Never stop believing ♪
♪ I believe in you ♪♪
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Big Green, The (1995)
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