Get 'em! There!
Move! Come on!
You got it!
♪ Haven't lived
until you've ridden ♪
♪ haven't lived
until you've ridden ♪
♪ ride ♪
♪ haven't lived
until you've ridden ♪
♪ haven't lived
until you've ridden ♪
♪ ride ♪
♪ ride the lemon peeler ♪
♪ ride ♪
♪ ride the lemon peeler... ♪
Stop! Get
back here!
♪ Now ride ♪
♪ Now ride ♪
♪ ride the lemon peeler ♪
♪ ride ♪
♪ ride the lemon peeler ♪
Oh, jeez!
♪ My lemon peeler ♪♪
Hey, that was pretty good.
You guys are getting
a lot faster.
Hey, how you doing?
Next time, I'm not
coming down here
to pick you up.
They can keep you
for a few days.
I'll get some peace.
I was just
practicing for
my road test.
Your road test
is two years away.
Hey, what can I say?
I'm an overachiever.
Don't be smart.
Come on.
You used to have
a sense of humor.
You are skating
on thin ice, pal.
You know the rules.
You're supposed to
be in school.
You're supposed to
stay out of trouble.
It's been hard enough
since your father
walked out on us.
I need you to help me.
If he was here,
you know--
yeah, well, he's
not here, is he?
Your hours are 4:00 to 6:00
Monday through Friday.
If you do better at school
and if you show
some responsibility,
we'll forget about
military school.
If not...
There's got to be
a law or something
against this.
I'm going to
look it up.
And you said I had
no sense of humor.
No, don't tell me.
Come on. You don't expect me
to clean up after
that giant hairball, do you?
Please do not
refer to her
as a hairball.
She has
feelings, too.
And, yes,
maintaining her cage
is part of your job.
Come on.
Now, you have to
make sure
that she's secure
in her sleep area
before you go
into her play area
and vice versa,
right?
You never go into
the cage with her.
I wouldn't worry
about that if I were you.
What's her problem?
Well,
she doesn't like
people very much.
I guess you two
are going to
get along just fine.
Katie, you remember
Rick, don't you?
He's going to be
working here now,
so be nice,
all right?
He's a friend--
friend.
I really hate
to burst your bubble,
but she doesn't
understand a word
you're saying.
Oh, no, she does.
She's got a big
vocabulary
because I speak
at the same time
I'm signing to her,
so she understands
a lot of spoken
words.
Why don't you try?
Tell her to--
"go to bed, Katie."
Come on. You used to
do this with grandma
all the time when
she was around.
Just try.
There. Are you happy now?
Ecstatic.
Get to work.
Wait a minute.
What was that?
What?
That's the sign
for dirty toilet.
She just
insulted you.
Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Hey! Hey, you,
over there!
Leave
the machine alone!
Hey, no throwing!
Cut it out
right now!
Move over, butt lick.
You're on
private property.
You have a nice teacher.
She looked pretty.
See you next fall.
Take it outside!
Both of you!
Thank you.
Bottles don't go
in there, you know.
What?
Bottles go in
the recycling bin.
Who are you?
The garbage monitor?
We're all
supposed to recycle.
Oh, and what if I don't?
You prove
you have a brain
the size
of a sesame seed,
and then I recycle
the bottle for you.
I don't know about you,
but I feel a lot better.
Who is this, Katie?
Who is this?
No, not
pretty banana.
Who is this, Katie?
No, no.
Who is this, Katie?
Look. Rick's here.
Hi, hon.
How was school?
It sucked.
I love that
positive attitude.
Katie.
Katie, come here.
What's this?
If she touches
the paint when she
looks in the mirror,
then we know
that she understands
she's looking at herself
and not
another animal.
Oh, Katie!
Maybe she's having
a bad hair day.
Hey, why don't you
threaten to send her
to military school?
Thanks, Rick.
That's really cute.
You want some?
Want some? Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh! No!
Want some? Uh! Uh!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Come on, hairball!
That's my last pack!
And if I am elected
your class president,
i won't be afraid
to face the tough issues--
dissecting animals,
for example.
Why should we be cutting up
frogs and salamanders
when we can use
computer models?
Why do these animals
have to die
just so we can see
how their insides work?
They can't speak
for themselves.
They can't tell us
how they feel.
Come on! Get over it!
Hey, babe,
dance or something.
Shut up!
Wow.
Thank you.
I'm going to take a stand,
and I hope you will, too,
and vote for me, Lacey carr.
Thank you.
Well, good night,
hairball.
Don't do anything
I wouldn't.
Hey, no speak-a
gorilla. Sorry.
Look, maybe you can
fool my old lady
with that sign stuff,
but I'm not
impressed, o.K.?
I saw a horse once
who could count.
Big deal.
And I didn't have to
clean up after him,
either.
I mean, maybe if you
could mop or empty
garbage pails,
that'd be something.
What are you doing?
Knock it off!
I just cleaned up!
I just cleaned up in there!
Shucks!
Forget about you, hairball.
Is this
what you wanted?
You wanted
some water?
Katie, go in
your sleep area.
Go to bed.
Go to bed. Go--
What--what time?
What--you mean time?
Oh, no.
No, thank you.
Oh, uh, thanks.
Katie, look.
You watching?
This is a bird.
This is a bird.
Katie, look.
Katie, look.
A bird.
Katie, look.
See? That is
a bird.
Here, you try.
O.k.,
Katie, draw--
draw a bird.
No! Katie,
it's not food.
Not food, Katie.
Look.
There.
See? You did it.
You drew a bird.
You drew a bird.
Good girl.
Oh, you think
that's funny?
Have this
right across
your nose.
Aw, jeez, Katie!
Oh, come here.
I'm going to
get you! Oh! Oh!
♪ Hello, Rosa Lee ♪
♪ where did you go
last night? ♪
♪ Hello, Rosa Lee ♪
♪ where did you go
last night? ♪
♪ Came home this morning ♪
♪ sun was shining bright ♪
♪ hello, Rosa Lee ♪
♪ where did you stay
last night? ♪
♪ Tell me, Rosa Lee ♪
♪ where did you stay
last night? ♪
♪ Hello, good morning ♪
♪ sun is shining bright ♪
♪ hello, Rosa Lee ♪
♪ I want to take you home ♪
♪ hello, Rosa Lee ♪
♪ I want to take you home ♪
♪ I want to
take you home ♪
♪ but you just want
to ride ♪♪
O.k., the important thing
to remember here
is that
this all washes off.
What on earth
do you think
you're doing?
I'm just fooling around.
Fooling around?
I was trying to teach her
how to draw.
She is not
supposed to be
fooling around, Rick,
and you are
not supposed to
teach her anything!
For crying out loud,
this is science, Rick!
There are certain ways
things have to be done.
All right.
I'm sorry.
There is a program
that has to be followed!
You probably set me back
three weeks.
She was happy
for a few minutes,
so sh**t me.
Oh, Katie,
are you all right?
Attention, shoppers.
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today only in aisle six
and be sure to catch
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to the end of aisle seven.
Heart murmur's worse, Gus.
It could be
a tear in the valve.
Hard to say
without more tests.
He should be in a facility
where we can monitor him.
I'm running
a business here, Daryl,
in case
you didn't notice.
I'm just telling you
what's best for
the animal, Gus.
Well, what about
what's best for me?
What about what's best
for those little kids
behind the curtain?
You don't want to break
their little hearts, do you?
Look, doc,
enough said, o.K.?
The gorilla stays put.
I got to go fire
some drunken window washers.
Sorry, big fella.
I want him
on his feet by 3:00.
Meg, I'm glad
you could come to see me
on such short notice.
It sounded urgent.
So what's this
all about?
It's about my gorilla,
miss Heller.
What is he
doing here?
Well, Meg,
something's come up.
Here. Take a seat.
My name's Margaret.
What is going on
here?
Um, Mr. Charnley
needs his gorilla back.
Unfortunately, Meg,
my old gorilla
dropped DEA--
uh, passed away,
so I'm going to
have to take
her back.
You can't
take her back.
We have a lease.
Which, as fate
would have it,
expired last week.
Then you're just
going to have to
renew it for us.
For god's sake,
charnley.
I mean,
you can't take her.
We're in the middle
of my study,
and you can't
take her right now.
Look, I bought
this gorilla
to replace the bobe
when the time came.
The time has come.
You were just
a caretaker,
sweetheart.
You knew that.
I also know that we have
the option to buy her
in our lease.
We're exercising
that option now,
aren't we, Walter?
Walter?
Ahem.
O.k., hairball,
get ready to pig
as you have never
pigged before.
You got to
get her back!
I can't. The gorilla
doesn't belong to me.
The gorilla?
Her name is Katie!
I know her name.
I've worked with her
for over a year.
How do you think
I feel?
What are you
going to do
about it?
It's out of my hands.
Oh, come on!
He owns her,
and there's nothing
you or I can do about that.
So you're just
giving up?
I don't have any choice.
You're not going to
fight for her?
Oh, that's right.
You never fight
for anything.
You'll just
let her go
the same way
you let dad go!
You are skating
on thin ice, pal!
We better have
a family meeting
about this.
What family?
It takes three
to be a family!
Attention, shoppers.
Step right up
to see Katie the gorilla.
It's showtime.
Oh!oh!oh!
Aah!aah!aah!
Hey!
Watch it!
Look, I want you out, too.
Katie.
I know. I'm sorry.
You can talk to him?
It's a her.
Who taught you
how to do that?
My grandmother.
She was deaf.
I forgot most of it,
but now I, uh...
Wow.
Yeah.
She looks sad.
She doesn't
belong in there.
She doesn't like
crowds.
They scare her.
You look sad, too.
It's just not fair.
Katie.
Go over there, o.K.?
Go over there.
Uh! Uh!
Katie, wait! Wait!
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Uh! Uh!
Katie! Katie!
Katie, be quiet!
Stop it! Stop it!
Shh! There's a camera.
Be quiet.
Good girl.
Listen, Katie.
Katie! Katie!
Look at this move here!
You talk about his power jam.
There it is. Call the sheriff!
Almost three hours
of nonstop action!
Look at those moves!
Kenny hippus
just dropped out.
There's somebody
on the floor!
It's just a bear,
you bone--
aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Get the guards!
Katie, come on.
Come on this way!
Katie,
what are you doing?
Come on! We've got
to go this way!
There are other guards!
We don't have time!
Katie, come on!
Come on, Katie!
Come on! This way!
Come on! Come on!
Get--come on!
Get in the Van!
Get back here!
Get back here!
"Someone
on the floor,"
you said.
It was the gorilla!
I didn't know
it was a gorilla!
Why didn't you tell me
it was the gorilla?
Hi. Good evening,
Mr. Carr.
Who are you?
I'm a friend of Lacey's.
Is she in, by any chance?
Yes, she's in.
She's in bed.
Do you know
what time it is?
Uh...7:30?
It's 10:45.
Wow. I wasn't even close.
Look, I know it's
a tad late, but could
I please talk to her?
Who is it,
daddy?
It's nobody.
Go back to bed.
Rick.
Rick who?
Can I talk to you
outside, please?
No.
I said no.
No.
Just five minutes,
dad.
The answer is--
five minutes!
Aah!
What the hell?
Be quiet! Shh!
Please be quiet.
What did you do?
I stole her.
Oh, my god!
I got to figure out
what I'm going to
do with her.
I need your help.
All we need is
a place to hide
for a while--
maybe your garage.
How about
my parents' bedroom?
Are you bent?
Well, you got
a better idea?
Yes! Leave!
I don't want
to get involved!
I thought you were
miss animal rights.
Do you really
believe in all that
crap you talk about?
This is different!
No, this is not
different. This is
the real thing.
I mean, you saw
how smart she is.
She thinks.
She feels things.
I mean, if we don't
help her, who will?
What does that mean?
She just called you
a pretty bird.
Smart gorilla.
You can't hide
in one place,
you know.
Sooner or later,
someone's going to
find you,
unless you go...
Where?
How well
do you drive?
Just ask
any cop around. Why?
Because if you can
get to Canada,
she'll be safe.
Why would a gorilla
be safe in Canada?
Cops can't get you.
Neither can
her owner.
How do you know
about all this?
It worked
for my uncle Max.
What, your uncle Max
was a gorilla?
No. He was a hippie.
He didn't want
to fight in Vietnam,
so he stayed up there
during the w*r.
He lives
in Washington now,
right on the border.
Goes into Canada
every week for his job.
My dad says
he's two bricks
short of a full load,
but I bet
he'll help you.
How am I supposed
to get there?
I've got $7.00.
Lacey,
it's almost 11:00.
Social hour is over.
Say good night
to your little friend.
One more minute,
daddy?
Inside now.
It's all right. Go.
What?
Who is that?
Oh, that's
my brother, sir.
He's a musician.
I don't like you.
You stay away
from my daughter.
Do you understand?
Like talking
to myself.
They don't listen.
Never listen
to anything.
Ow!
Step.
Would you throw--
Is that it?
Yeah.
Good luck.
Thanks.
A kid?
You can't even
stop a kid!
God forbid an actual adult
should break in.
He'd probably walk off
with the whole
freaking joint!
Mr. Charnley?
I'm sergeant markle.
This is my partner
detective Greenberg.
Well, it's about time!
What did you do,
solve every crime
in California
while we're waiting
down here?
Butt-head?
I'd say so. Definitely.
Can you describe her
for us?
Yeah! She's
a gorilla!
No. I mean,
does she have any
distinguishing marks--
you know, clothes,
stuff like that?
Clothes?
What gorilla do you
know wears clothes?
You know how the dancing
bear at the circus
always wears
that funny little hat--
I like when
the chimps have
the suspenders,
you know,
the little shorts.
Yeah. Did you
ever see that lady?
She dresses
the parrots up--
hello! Excuse me!
While you're busting
my chops here,
somebody could be
turning my gorilla
into glue.
No, no.
I think you're thinking
of a horse.
How do they get glue
from a horse?
I'm pretty sure
it's in the hooves.
Really?
A horse's hooves are
filled with glue?
I think so.
How do they run
so fast?
Hey!
Did you bring
the surveillance tapes?
Yeah, but I could
have had the system
tuned to home
shopping network
with these two half-wits
running things.
Come.
Hey, take it easy,
big fella.
I'm a citizen.
The city council
will vote again
on the measure
next Tuesday,
and it is
expected to pass.
The mayor issued
a statement...
...what's good for Oakland
is good for California.
And the search is on
for a young boy
and a gorilla.
That's right,
a gorilla.
After a daring
theft,
police are still
trying to identify
the young suspect,
who eluded two
security guards
and escaped
with a priceless
animal.
Hey...
Katie, stay
on your own side!
Oh! God!
Listen...
Oof! Ugh!
No, you move.
Get off. Get off.
Get off.
Go. Shoo.
I'm trying to get
some sleep here, please.
Ow! Watch
your elbow, Katie.
No, I don't...
Stop moving.
Stop moving. Stop moving.
Katie! Go to bed.
Oh...
God...
Ugh.
This is going to
be a long trip.
♪ she's just a little exciter ♪
♪ and she's a little blinder,
for sure ♪
♪ she cries all night ♪
♪ oh, if you could
see me ♪♪
Katie. Katie!
Stop! Look,
stay here.
Don't let anybody
see you, o.K.? O.K.?
Good girl.
Look, I got an idea.
Look, Katie.
Look. There.
A little
bing Crosby.
Nah.
There. There we go.
I take that as a no.
Here we go.
Look, look.
Pretty hat.
That is you.
Good girl.
I'm going
in the store.
Get in the back.
What?
No, no,
I don't think
that they have
pizza here, Katie.
No, no, no.
I won't ask.
You know why
I won't ask?
Because
I'm too tired
from not sleeping
to ask, that's why.
Get in the back.
Now.
Get in the--
Oh, she's
growing
like a weed,
I think.
She's
pretty big.
Yep. How old
is she now?
Five.
Hi, Becky.
Hey, Earl.
Why, goodness
sakes...
Aw...
I got it.
There you go.
Well, you have
a nice day, now.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
We'll see you.
Are all these
bananas for you?
No. They're also
for a friend.
Keep the change.
Jeez.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Banana boy!
That your Van?
Yes, sir.
I mean, no, sir.
It's my brother's.
Does it always drive
by itself?
No, not usually,
sir, no.
Where's your brother?
My brother?
Oh, my brother!
My brother's
back in the store
up there.
Actually, I think
it's o.K., you know.
Just a couple scratches
on the Fender.
What do you
got in there?
Actually, it's completely
empty in there.
You know, just
a lot of nothing.
Maybe you won't
mind if I take
a look, then.
What's that smell?
Oh, that's
my brother, sir.
You know,
he's a musician.
You know,
I'm going to have to
give you a ticket.
What for?
There's no parking
on trees allowed
in this town.
Ha! Ha ha ha!
I'm just
funning you, boy.
Ha ha ha!
Come on. Let's
go back and find
your brother.
I better stay here
with the Van.
O.k. Good thinking.
Yeah.
Katie!
Katie!
Get over here.
What do you mean, no?
Of course I'm mad.
You almost got us
arrested.
Now get back here
before that cop comes back.
All right, I promise
I will not yell at you.
Now get back
in the Van!
All right,
please.
You'll be
happy to know
there's a price
on our heads.
I mean in there,
Katie--a reward.
Here, look.
"Katie beautiful
gorilla."
Yeah, you forgot
modest.
Now we've got
to find
a different way
to go, thanks
to you.
What? Do you
want a soda?
Here.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
What did I say
about doing that?
Right,
not in the Van,
and where
are you now?
Right again--
in the Van.
Look, just wait
a while
before you open
that thing.
O.k.?
Look, the way
I see it,
we're a day away
from Lacey's
uncle's house.
That wasn't
long enough.
Mrs. Heller, Gary James.
Channel 14 news.
We'd like to talk
to you about your
son's quest to--
Ms. Heller?
Ms. Heller,
it's not nice
to snub the media.
O.k.
Mrs. Heller!
Mrs. Heller!
Just one moment!
All right, all ri--
ha ha!
There are
a few things
i would like to say.
She's trying to
make me out to be
some kind of animal-hater
over here!
What do you want me
to do, lock her up?
O.k.
Just run
your flea market.
Leave the rest
to us.
I got reporters
hiding in the bushes,
thanks to her!
What are you
trying to do, lady,
ruin my reputation?
No one could ruin
your reputation, charnley.
You see this?
She's got
a point.
When they catch
this kid of yours,
I'm pressing charges
big-time.
He's going to
go away, Meg.
Uh...
Excuse me.
I'm going to
do some actual
police work.
Check this out.
Is this going to
upset me?
Yes.
How does
a 14-year-old
punk kid
outsmart a seasoned
officer? How?
I'm just the messenger,
Bo, o.K.?
All right, Lou.
All right.
Now go home,
kiss your wife,
feed the fish,
pack a bag.
We're heading north.
All right.
You know, one thing
I don't get, Bo.
What's that?
Why do they call it
a flea market?
♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪
♪ head out on the highway ♪
♪ looking for adventure ♪
♪ and whatever
comes our way ♪
♪ yeah, darlin',
gonna make it happen ♪
♪ take the world
in a love embrace ♪
♪ fire all of the g*ns
at once and ♪
♪ explode into space... ♪
Katie!
Give me my glasses!
Give me that.
♪ We were born,
born to be wild ♪
♪ we can climb so... ♪
Stop, stop, stop.
Katie.
Aah! Katie, leave
my seat belt alone.
♪ Born to be wild ♪
♪ born to be wild ♪
Katie, get off me!
Katie!
♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪
I can't look at it.
♪ Head out on the highway ♪
No! Katie, no!
♪ Lookin' for adventure ♪
♪ and whatever
comes our way ♪
♪ yeah, darlin',
gonna make it happen ♪
♪ take the world
in a love embrace ♪
♪ fire all of the g*ns
at once and ♪
♪ explode into space ♪
♪ like a true
nature's child ♪
♪ we were born,
born to be wild ♪
♪ we can climb so high... ♪♪
Welcome
to enormoburger.
Can I take
your order?
Uh, yeah.
Can I have one
double-thick cheese
enormoburger,
one enormoveggieburger--
will you stop it?
Excuse me?
Not you.
Um, can I also have
two enormofries
and two large
enormocokes, please?
Anything to drink?
Yes, two large
enormocokes.
What size?
Large!
Go to the second
window.
God...
Katie, get
in the back right now.
Katie, that's it!
Get in the back.
I want you
under those blankets.
You understand me?
Or tomorrow
they're going to
be serving you here.
No, I am not
a dirty toilet.
Thank you for your
enormo-order.
It's $6.27, please.
Here we go.
Two, three...
I'll be right
with you.
Five. One more dollar.
Wait a minute.
Where did I put it?
Ah, here it is.
O.k., here you go.
Whoa! Katie!
Aaah! Aaah!
Aaah!
I just served
an enormoburger
to a gorilla!
Did he pay for it?
Yeah.
Well, all right,
then get back to work.
Are you crazy?
I told you to hide
in the back, Katie.
Yeah, well,
I was hungry,
too, but...
Hey! Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, give me
the burger, Katie!
Katie, give me
the burger.
Give it to me.
Yeah, I know
my burger's back
at the restaurant,
but I want some
of that burger.
Come on.
We're splitting it.
Yes.
Katie, give me
the burger...Now.
Give it to me!
Oh, that's it!
Come back here!
I'm not
fooling around
right now!
Oh...aah!
Ow!
Katie, get over here
right now!
I'm not kidding!
You're skating
on thin ice, Katie!
Come here!
Ah, give me the burger!
Give it to me!
That's it!
No, no, no!
Give me the burger!
Argh...come on!
Come on, Kate.
Give it to me.
It's my burger!
Uh...
Ah...ah...ah...
Uh, wuh buh buh
buh buh! Ugh!
I can't believe
I'm wrestling
a gorilla
for my dinner.
That's it.
That's it.
Look, I've
had it with you
for today, o.K.?
I'm going to go
back to the Van,
turn the radio on,
and I want
understand?
Look, will you
just leave me alone?
I mean, do you
understand what
alone means?
It was my
favorite way to be
before I met you.
Look, I'm better off
alone, o.K.?
Everybody is.
Look...
Katie, i--
Katie, get down
from there!
G-Get--get down
right now!
Katie! Katie,
get off the rock!
Come on! Get off
the rock right now!
Katie, please!
Get down right now!
Katie, come on!
You got to get down
from there!
Katie!
Katie!
No!
Katie! Katie!
Please!
Where are you?
Katie!
Where are you?
Come on! Katie!
Katie!
Hang on!
I got you!
I got you!
All right, listen to me.
You'll be all right.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Hey, that's
private property.
Katie, come on.
Put it down.
Thank you.
You like it?
Thanks.
Well, it's
the only thing
I ever do good at.
I guess it's not
worth much,
though...
But I like it.
You've never been
on a beach before,
have you?
Well,
my dad can tell you
all about the beach.
Yeah, he used to
tell me
about the tides
and...
Why the ocean was
salty
and how rain was
made.
You know,
stuff like that.
What's a dad?
Oh, that's easy.
You know,
a dad is someone
that teaches you how
to ride a bike
and how
to throw a ball.
He even lets you
watch him shave,
and after
he's taught you
all that...
He just disappears
one day
and never
comes back.
You have no idea
what I'm talking
about, do you?
Just as well.
Let's go to bed.
Uh!
It's my birthday
tomorrow.
Yeah, my dad
used to tell me
he was going to
take me sailing
on my 15th birthday.
"Just me
and you, kid.
"Get a boat,
find a river,
"and we'll
sail away.
Just a couple
of guys looking
for adventure."
Guess there never
really was going to
be any sailing trip.
But I believed him.
Look, my eyes
are not wet, o.K.?
Go to sleep.
Uh! Hold still, Katie.
Sorry.
h* h*! Yes.
Ma, get me my pants!
♪ 10,000 big ones
coming my way ♪
♪ doodah, doodah ♪♪
Ugh!
You and the primate!
Stay right
where you are!
No one ever listens
to me! Hey!
Hey!
Freeze!
Aah!
I think primate
was referring to you.
Hey! Hey!
Ma! Hurry up!
Come on!
Shut up!
Katie! Slow down!
You go
over that way.
Will you
wait up, please?
Katie, wait!
Katie,
where are you?
Ugh! Aah!
Call that gorilla
back here.
Do what I say, boy.
Sorry. No can do.
I want that ape.
Ma--arrgh! Oh...
Jeez.
Ooh... ooh...Ooh!
Ooh! Oh!
Aaah! Aaah!
Woo-ooh-awg!
Katie! Come on.
We got to go now.
Hurry up.
Come on!
Katie! Now!
Come on!
Katie!
Come on, come on!
Come on! Get
in the boat now!
Katie! Katie, please?
Please?
Katie, look, you won't
get wet again.
You'll be
inside this, o.K.?
It's safe.
Katie...
You're supposed to take
the back path!
Katie,
if we get caught,
they'll never let me
take care of you
ever again.
Kate, come on!
Hey, good girl.
Hey!
Stay here.
Don't go!
Don't go!
We're not going to
hurt anybody.
That's it.
No more stopping
for food till
we get to Canada.
Stop! Stop!
Where do you think--
ha ha!
That's a registered
boat!
That's a crime
to take that boat!
Thanks.
Probably the only
birthday present
I'm going to get
this year.
We're
on the river.
Oh, my gosh.
It's my birthday,
and we're sailing
on the river
just like
it's supposed to be.
Just me
and you, Katie--
just a couple
of guys looking
for adventure!
Oh, yeah?
Come here!
Come here!
Come here.
Come here.
Give me five.
Give me five.
I didn't think so
in the first place!
Ha ha ha!
All right!
O-O-Oh! Ha ha!
You o.K.?
All right!
We're on
the river!
Yeah!
Take that!
All right!
Yes! We're
on the river!
Ha ha!
Anytime you want
to get out and walk,
just say the word.
It would be a hell
of a lot faster!
You drive like
a newborn!
You're like a fetus
behind the wheel.
Just shut up.
Just you shut up
and tell me
how far it is
to the next exit.
Do you stay up
at night
thinking of ways
to annoy me, huh,
or does it just come
naturally to you?
It comes
pretty naturally,
although that one
I did think up
last night.
Oh, I'm sure
you did.
Look, we're wasting
our time up here.
This kid is
nowhere to be found.
You o.K.?
You feel cold?
Here. Hold on.
You feel pretty hot.
It's probably nothing.
Come on.
It's o.K.
Come on, Katie.
It's o.K. Come on.
Good girl.
Katie,
we got to do this.
Well, you got
any better ideas?
All right, then.
Thanks.
I'll see you all
next week, val.
Uh, hello, sir.
Would you
be so kind
as to give me a ride
to my uncle's house?
I mean, I don't think
it's too far.
Sure!
I'm Dwayne.
Who are you?
Uh, Eddie...
Van halen.
Like the guitar
player?
Well, what a deal!
Glad to know you.
Ha ha ha!
Dwayne's my name,
but tricks
are my life.
Ha ha ha!
Hop in there,
fella.
I'll just put my bag
in the back.
That's fine.
Oh, boy.
Come on. We got
a long ways to go.
O.k., partner,
I think
this is
the end of the line
for you right here.
All right.
Thanks a lot.
Oh, good luck
with that
deluxe fake vomit
of yours.
You sure you
don't want to
sample that stuff?
Oh, no,
that's o.K.
Well, look here. Hey.
Take a naked chicken
and a whoopee cushion.
You might have
use for that sometime.
Thanks. I'm just
going to go in back
and get my bag.
Hey!
Yeah?
Don't forget
your gorilla
back there, o.K.?
You probably got
a few tricks
up your sleeve, too,
don't you, Rick?
Ha ha ha!
Good luck
to you, pal.
Now get out of here!
I got places to go,
things to do!
I got to sell this.
I'm not even
going to ask.
Ohh.
Stop. Stop.
Look, you better
stay right here, o.K.?
I mean it.
Stay right here.
Thank you.
Don't take
another step!
Where the hell
do you think
you're going?
Mr. Carr?
Who wants
to know?
Um...
My name is Rick.
I'm a friend
of your niece.
Oh, yeah?
How is Betty?
Her name's Lacey.
Didn't she tell you
we were coming?
Just who the hell
are you?
That's my favorite
birdbath!
I'm really sorry
about that.
I know who you are!
You have a friend
who needs
to get over
the border.
Uh...
Well?
A friend.
Oh, boy.
A gorilla,
for Pete's sake, Lacey.
A hot gorilla
in my house.
I don't understand why
you'd do this to me.
I told Rick
you'd help him.
Pumpkin, I have
a beautiful life up here
just collecting junk.
I don't need the wild kingdom
in my living room.
You used to tell me
to always
do the right thing.
That's all
he's trying to do.
That was
a long time ago,
and I'm not
getting caught up
in this one,
so tell your friend
and his sick gorilla--
did you say sick?
They got to
hit the road.
What?
What "what"?
What's the big
emergency?
The emergency's
in the living room.
Another one of your statues
lose its arms?
Oh, everyone's
a comedian.
Terrific!
Keep him there
overnight, o.K.?
Lacey, in your
wildest imagination--
uncle Max, trust me.
Just till tomorrow.
Pumpkin, I got to go.
It's all
catching up with you, Max.
All of it.
What?
What the hell
is that?
That's a sick
gorilla, Bob.
Are you kidding me?
I kid you not.
Now, I can't have this ape
dying in my house,
so you have to
do something.
Do what?
I'm a paramedic.
Well, just pretend
it's a person, then.
She's about
the same size.
Right.
Hey.
Uh!
I'm all right.
Hey.
Hey, you're that kid
that's on t--
this is that stolen gorilla,
isn't it?
Stolen? No.
Yeah.
Do you know how many people
are looking for you?
You guys are famous!
Bob, Bob, Bob.
Bob!
Just fix the gorilla.
Fix it.
I can't do it, Max.
You have to.
You're a doctor.
Well, kind of.
Yeah? Well,
I'm also kind of
the chief of police.
You said
he was a paramedic!
It's a small town,
so don't be a wisenheimer.
Bob macintosh,
don't even make me remind you
of just how many times
I've saved your sorry--
uh, uh, uh!
Child here.
I'll do it,
but I'm not going to
enjoy it.
The search
is continuing
for the suspect
in the so-called
gorilla-napping.
Rick Heller,
age 15, of Oakland,
has managed to elude police
in California and Oregon.
The case has sparked
a local furor
over the use of animals--
Lacey,
come back here.
Lacey!
Is there any rain
in our future?
It's all my fault.
I shouldn't have made you
go away by yourself
like that.
All right.
Home.
I know.
Listen.
Listen, Katie.
Look, you got
to get better, o.K.?
We already got
this far.
We can't stop now,
Katie, o.K.?
So if you're even
thinking about
dying on me
or anything,
just forget it.
Katie, I was wrong.
I'm not better off
alone, o.K.?
We got to
stick together, o.K.?
We got to stick together.
If we make it to Canada,
it'll just be me and you.
I promise.
O.k. You promise, too.
Lacey, the police
are here.
Pumpkin?
Great.
Your daughter
have any visitors
tonight?
Any phone calls?
Uh...yeah.
Her uncle Max
called her.
Oh, uncle Max.
Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
No. No.
I guess somebody's
feeling better.
Ha ha ha!
Max! Come here.
There's someone
at the door!
Shh! Shh! Shh!
Aah!
Could you live
any further
from the airport?
That's just great.
Go, go, go!
Come on. Go around back.
Right behind you.
Hold it.
O.k. You ready?
Yeah.
Bo.
What?
What's the difference
between a flea market
and a swap meet?
You shut the hell up.
Come on.
Police!
Get up! Get up!
Max carr?
No. Ch-chief
of police.
Yeah, right.
Who are you?
Uh...paramedic.
Who are you?
Aah! Bob!
Bob! Bob.
What are you
doing here?
Taking care of a frog.
Dog. Taking care of
the dog.
Nobody else here, sir.
I hate when
that happens.
I want you
to put an apb out
on Max carr's truck.
I want them
found now.
Now. Go. Go!
It's o.K.
I'm all right.
I'm o.K.
I'm not.
Yeah. 170.
That's not good.
Not unless you're
a hummingbird.
It's the salt.
Lou?
The dog just peed
on my pants.
Oh. Bad dog!
Good dog!
Lacey, honey,
I got to tell you,
this is the single
stupidest idea
I've ever heard of.
If I recall,
it was your idea.
Oh, but--just...Grr!
Are you sure
this is going to work?
No! Any more questions?
Mr. Man.
Look, Katie,
just relax.
We're not there
yet, o.K.? Relax.
You should
see yourself.
You should
see yourself.
Oh, hell.
They made us.
Oh, great.
In the words
of my immortal friend
Jimi Hendrix,
"excuse me
while I kiss the sky."
Ha ha ha!
Jimi who?
Oh, forget it.
How far
to the border?
maybe 3.
Oh, we're
going to
make it.
Definitely.
Oh, great.
Max?
Yes. He knows
there's a train coming.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
Aah!
We're not
going to make it!
Aah! Aah!
We're going to
make it!
Uh!
Whoo!
Wow! Wow!
Whoo hoo!
No! No, we can't
do it again.
That train won't
be there forever.
We got to go.
Max, wait!
What?
We lost them 1/2 mile
from the border.
They're heading
right for you.
I can't believe it.
Hey, they're
not stopping!
Let's go. Get after them! Go!
Whoa!
Everybody out of the vehicle.
Hands above your heads!
What the hell?
Where are
the others?
Oh, I ditched them.
You know, they never came up
with any gas money,
always fell asleep
at the tolls...
They were too rowdy.
Damn it. Read him
his rights.
Get your head down.
The d.A. Has offered you
the following deal.
You plead guilty
to reduced charges,
they agree to probation
instead of time
in a youth facility,
and you walk out of here
a free man.
Of course, you have to tell them
where the gorilla is,
and she will have to be
returned to Mr. Charnley--
can you believe
this dork?
Just hear him out.
Trust me on this one, Ricky.
Can I call you Ricky?
No.
O.k.
Trust me on this one, Rick.
In a perfect world,
things might be different,
but this isn't a perfect world.
This is California,
and as your dork,
I have to tell--
i mean, as your lawyer,
I have to tell you
that a plea bargain
is the only way.
I'm not pleading
for anything,
and I'm not
going to tell them
where Katie is.
Mrs. Heller?
Uh-uh. Don't
look at me.
You understand that
you could be looking at
time in a youth house,
possibly years?
Is the gorilla
worth that to you?
Yeah.
Your honor--ahem.
This is a very
simple case.
What we have here
is a rebellious teen-ager
with, uh,
several arrests
to his credit.
The people will prove...
This is an open-and-shut case
of breaking and entering
and grand theft.
Thank you.
Mr. Charnley,
were you aware
that Katie knew
sign language?
I saw her point
to a couple of things.
Big deal.
Did you know that
she has a vocabulary
of over 1,000 words?
Then how come I never
heard her complain?
Mr. Charnley, your
other gorilla, bobo--
Hey, hey, hey.
Be careful what you say
about the bobe.
Wasn't he usually
withdrawn and depressed?
What are you
talking about?
Depressed? Yeah, yeah,
i sent him to a shrink
twice a week.
Listen, the bobe
was a happy gorilla.
He loved kids.
He lived happy,
he died happy,
which is more
than I can say
for how many
other animals end up--
in labs and whatnot.
As a matter of fact--
and I don't mind saying this--
I shed a tear
when he croaked.
I'm not the bad guy here,
Mr. Woodley.
Your client is.
No more questions,
your honor.
Ms. Heller,
is it a crime
for an animal
to live in captivity?
It depends
on what kind
of animal--
no. I am asking you,
is it a crime?
No.
Aren't animals
living in captivity
in zoos all over the world?
Are they not on display
for mankind,
and, often, for their own
protection?
Yes, but that's
a very different
situation--
why should
this gorilla
be different?
Why should this gorilla
be in your cage
instead of
Gus charnley's cage?
Because Katie
is special.
She can
communicate,
and I believe she
can even distinguish
the difference
between right
and wrong.
So can my dog.
He knows it's wrong
to pee on the carpet.
Should I not fence him?
Your dog only knows
what you've
trained him to know.
I'm saying
gorillas can make
a moral distinction
on their own.
Oh, and how have you
proven this?
Uh...my study,
you see,
was interrupted
when charnley
took Katie--
is it not true
that your own supervisor
refused to renew
Katie's lease
because she wasn't
making progress?
He didn't understand
the importance--
yes or no?
Yes or no?
Yes.
Ah.
I have no further
questions, your honor.
I'll break this thing
over your head
if you don't move back!
Hey, you!
Take that camera
and move away...
She's a k*ller.
Oh, yeah.
She'll eat you
alive.
Why did you
bring her here?
It was her idea.
Yeah? Well,
it was a bad idea.
Because of you,
charnley will
get her.
You want me to allow a gorilla
to take the stand?
Yes.
We can get a sign-language
interpreter here shortly.
She should have
the chance to prove
that she has a high
level of intelligence
and should not
be kept as a curiosity
at a flea market.
Your honor,
this is ridiculous.
I mean, this gorilla
can't possibly
add anything
that hasn't already
been established.
Then you shouldn't
have any objections,
should you?
Your name, please.
Tell us your name.
Come on.
Tell us your name.
Katie, right?
Your honor,
with all due respect
to Mr. Woodley,
this is a little...
It's crazy.
Mr. Woodley, this doesn't
seem to be going anywhere.
Your honor, please.
She's scared,
she's disoriented,
and we have to remember
this must be as odd
for her as for us.
If we could
just give her
a moment to relax.
What was that?
I'm hungry.
Now will you
tell us your name?
Katie gorilla.
Good girl,
Katie.
Good!
Do you know how
to tell the truth,
Katie?
Do you promise
to answer truthfully
the questions
that we ask you?
Katie good girl.
What does Katie
love?
Love hug Rick.
Rick take good care
of Katie.
What does Katie
hate?
Man with no hair.
Why?
Put Katie in prison.
Is this prison?
Cold there.
No Rick.
Katie want out.
Thank you, Katie.
Your witness.
Your honor,
what we
are seeing here
is nothing more than
a clever parlor trick.
This animal has been
trained and coached
to respond
in certain ways
to play
on your sympathies.
It is not worthy
of this court
to continue
this charade--
your honor,
the prosecutor
is making a speech.
Address your questions
to the witness, Mr. Price,
not the court.
Very well,
your honor.
Uh...katie...
Your trainer says
that you know
the difference
between right and wrong.
Is it right
to have rules?
Rules good.
Is it wrong
to break the rules?
Bad. Trouble.
Did Rick break
the rules when
he took you?
Is it right
for Rick to
break the rules,
or is it wrong?
Katie good gorilla.
Is it right
to steal something
that does not
belong to you,
or is it right
only if Rick does it?
Come on! Come on!
Answer the question!
Yes or no?
Get her to answer
the question.
Answer the question!
Answer the question.
Katie don't know
right or wrong.
I didn't think so.
Your honor,
I have no more
questions.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Katie...
Feels right...
And wrong.
This...
Wrong.
What?
That...
Right.
Mr. Price?
Um...the people rest,
uh, your honor.
A swap meet is when
you trade things.
A flea market is when
you buy and sell.
And at yard sales,
anything can happen.
All rise.
You may be seated.
Will the defendant
please rise?
In the case of
the people vs. Richard Heller,
i find the defendant guilty
of breaking and entering.
I sentence Richard Heller to
and he will not be eligible
for a driver's license
until the age of 21.
However,
it is the ruling of this court
that, because of Katie's
extraordinary abilities
and her relationship
with the defendant
and Mr. Charnley's
poor record of animal care,
Richard Heller is now
the court-appointed
guardian of Katie,
pending proper legal
documentation.
I don't believe this.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm so proud of you.
We got Katie.
You got Katie.
Wow.
A stunning defeat
here today
for flea market owner
Gus charnley,
and a surprising victory
for young Rick Heller,
who's been awarded custody
of the remarkable gorilla.
Rick, his mom Margaret,
and Katie
will now be heading
to Hawaii
to participate in a seminar
on primate intelligence.
Good luck, Katie,
and hurry back.
She has been trying
to sign to those two
ever since
she got here.
Yeah. She's trying
to tell them
that the bananas
are good.
We've studied a lot
of primates here
over the years.
Katie's the smartest
I've ever seen--
maybe too smart.
What do you mean?
I don't think
she knows
she's a gorilla.
Katie proved
to be a fast learner,
although she can be stubborn,
like any young primate--
at times, very stubborn.
The presumed gap
between we humans
and our fellow animals
is not found in any
physical characteristics,
nor in any psychological
characteristics.
We are sibling species.
We differ in degree only--
not in kind.
...seem to just
take you by surprise,
and all of a sudden,
there you are.
Rick, it was great
having you guys here.
I hope you bring Katie
back someday.
Thanks for
having us, Jack.
It was my pleasure.
Anytime.
Come on, Katie.
Out.
Look, mom, I want
to leave Katie here.
For how long?
Forever.
Jack, is that
o.K. With you?
Sure.
Sure. We'd be glad
to have her here.
Katie...
Katie, be
a good gorilla,
o.K.?
You got to stay
here with Jack.
This is
where Katie
belongs...
Not the lab.
Not a cage.
Here.
I know I promised
it would always be
me and you.
I'd stay here
with you if I could.
I swear.
But you got to go
be a gorilla now...
And I got to go
be a kid.
Katie, wait.
Katie!
Stop the car.
Stop!
Stop.
Am I a dad now?
What does that
mean?
Go away and never
come back.
Look,
I'll come back.
I'll see you again.
I promise.
Katie home now.
Yeah.
My eyes
are wet now.
♪ take from me ♪
♪ salt of my earth ♪
♪ breath from my heart ♪
♪ tears from my eyes ♪
♪ save for me ♪
♪ one blue sky ♪
♪ one drop of rain ♪
♪ one born a child ♪
♪ can I bring you
home again? ♪
♪ Can I feel your
wind in my face? ♪
♪ One world for us ♪
♪ one world with
her open door ♪
♪ one world that
we all live for ♪
♪ let live again ♪
♪ one world for us ♪
♪ one world
for humanity ♪
♪ one world
made of land and sea ♪
♪ let live again ♪
♪ Save a world for us ♪
♪ one world for us ♪
♪ one world for us ♪
♪ one world
with her open door ♪
♪ one world that
we all live for ♪
♪ let live again ♪
♪ again ♪
♪ one world for us ♪
♪ one world for us ♪
♪ one world
for humanity ♪
♪ one world
made of land and sea ♪
♪ let live again ♪
♪ save for me ♪
♪ one blue sky ♪
♪ one drop of rain ♪
♪ one born child ♪♪
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Born to Be Wild (1995)
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