Hallie, It's
Time To Wake Up.
Your Mother And Father
Are Waiting For You.
Phillis, It's Saturday.
People Are Supposed To
Sleep Late On Saturday.
Ordinary People, Dearie.
Now, Here Are Your Clothes
For Today.
The Nuns At School
Get To Wear Hotter Stuff
Than That.
The Limo Leaves In An Hour,
So Hurry Up. Don't Let Grass
Grow Under Your Feet.
[ Door Closes ]
Another Fund-Raiser.
Another Photo Op.
Another Boring Day
In The Life Of Hallie Richmond.
[ Male Singer ]
♪ My Date With The
President's Daughter ♪
♪ My Date With The
President's Daughter ♪
♪ Oh, Yeah
My Date With Her ♪
♪ So Happenin'
It Took All Night ♪
♪ I Felt So Good ♪
♪ We Took The Oval Office
By Surprise ♪
♪ You Should've Seen The
Secret Service Agent's Eyes ♪
♪ His Jaw Must've Dropped
About A Hundred Yards ♪
[I]♪ When We Stole Her Daddy's
Big Black Car ♪
[I]♪ My Date With The
President's Daughter ♪
[I]♪ My Date With The
President's Daughter ♪
[I]♪ Oh, Yeah
My Date With Her ♪
[I]♪ So Special
So Unique ♪
[I]♪ I Won't Forget It ♪
[I]♪ My Date With The
President's Daughter ♪
[I]♪ My Date
With The President's-- ♪♪
Morning.
[I] Good Morning, Sweetheart.
Morning, Daddy.
Morning, Sweetie.
Eat Your Eggs, Baby.
They're Getting Cold.
"I Believe That The Young People
Of This Country Are The One
And Only Hope For The Future."
- Pass The Jam, Please.
- Paul, I Mean, Come On.
I Might As Well Say I'm In Favor
Of Mom, Apple Pie And Puppies.
They Also Want To Send A Crew
To Follow You And Barbara Around
For A Day.
Follow Us ?
Why ?
You Know,
"A Day In The Life
Of The First Lady."
Hmm.
Pass The Jam Please ?
Thank You.
[I]Mr. President,
Have You Seen
The Latest Polls ?
[I] No.
Hmm. Olsen.
Honey, Are You Telling Me
Those Aren't Hair Implants ?
- George.
-[I] Am I Wrong Or Right ?
[I]Let's Not Start
On That Again.
You're Much Better Looking
Than He Is.
[ Chuckles ]
Right.
Hallie, Please Hurry Up.
We're Leaving In 15 Minutes.
Can't I Stay Home
Just This Once ?
[I]Honey,
Your Father's Doing A Speech
On Family,
And It Would Be Nice
If The People Could See
His Family.
[ Choking ]
You Still Have To Go.
[ Groans ]
Daddy ?
You Have To Go.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
How Are You ?
Good.
Kelly, Schneider,
Black Suits Again.
You Guys Should Really Try
To Expand Your Wardrobe.
Gee.
[ Siren Wails ]
[I]Have To Remember, When You're
Making Your Speech, Try To...
Work The Word "Family" In
As Much As Possible
Without Being Obvious.
[I]Family.
[I] Yes, Sir.
Like, "And In Closing,
I Would Just Like To Say Family,
Family, Family, Family...
[I]Family, Family, Family."
Like, Something Like That ?
Maybe One Less "Family,"
Mr. President.
One Less. Okay.
[I]Um, Daddy, Did I
Tell You About The Dance
Next Friday At School ?
Everybody's Gonna Be There.
Friday, Honey, We're Gonna Be,
Uh-- We're Gonna Be In Houston.
But Daddy, It's The Last Major
Dance Of The Year, And I've
Already Missed All The Others.
Hallie, Dear,
It's An Election Year,
So We All Have To Make
Some Sacrifices.
Sacrifices. I Go To
An All-Girl School,
And I'm The Only One
In My Grade Who Hasn't
Been On A Date.
[I]Sweetheart, Listen, I'm Sorry,
But It's Gonna Have To Be
Another Time. Okay ?
Is Reid
Gonna Be There Today ?
All Of The Vice President's
Children Will Be There. Yes.
Including Reid.
I Hate Reid.
He's Always Trying
To Make A Move On Me.
Hallie !
[I][ Applause ]
It Is My Hope--
It Is My Hope...
That Day Care Centers
Like This Will Help
Working People--
Working Families--
Breathe A Little Easier,
Knowing That Their Children
Are Safe.
[I] I Grew Up
In A Traditional Family.
When We Got Home From School,
[I] There Was Always
Somebody There.
[I] But Things Have Changed
Since Then. Most
Of The Parents--
Listen. There's A Great New
Dance Club Opening Up Tonight
Called Club Alien.
[I] [ Speech Continues ]
What Do You Say, You And Me ?
Huh ?
Sorry. I Don't Date
Out Of My Species.
You Don't Date At All.
Come On. It's Not Like
You've Got Any Other Options.
You Have Ten Seconds
To Get Your Tentacles
Off Of Me.
[I] 'Cause We All Have Children
Of Our Own.
Ten, Nine, Eight,
[I]Seven...
I Have One.
The Vice President Has Three.
...Three, Two, One.
[I] And I Want To Finish By
Challenging Congress...
[ Gasps ]
[I] To Pass My Family Leave
Package...
[ Stifled Moans ]
[I] To Show America...
That We Care
About Our Children !
Thank You.
Thank You.
Mr. President.
We Have A Few Minutes.
It'd Be A Great Opportunity
To Work The Crowd.
Oh. Yeah.
Honey, Uh, Let's, Uh--
Watch-- Watch Your Step.
Thanks Very Much.
Howdy.
I Hate It
When He Does This.
How Are You ?
[I] Good To See You.
Hi.
Thanks For Coming.
Thank You Very Much.
How Are Ya ? Good To See Ya.
Wow.
[I]♪♪ [ Rock 'N' Roll ]
Picture This.
You're Drivin' Her Home
From The Dance Tonight.
It's Been A Perfect Evening.
You Pull Over By A Lake
Or Some Other Body Of Water.
Chicks Like That.
You Put This On.
I'm Telling You, My Friend,
She'll Lose Control.
She Will Lose Control
And Barf On You.
You Want Make-Out Music,
Curtis ? Stick With
The Classics.
- Yeah, Right.
-[I] Excuse M Sir.
[I] Do You Have Change
For A Dollar ? Actually,
Let Me Grab That. Okay ?
[ Groans ]
Okay. Come On. Give It Up.
Give Up The Change !
There's Some.
You're Cheap. Fifty Cents ?
Seventy-Five Cents. Come On.
There It Is.
There It Is.
Come On, Duncan.
- We're In A Public Place.
- Uh, Speaking Of Public,
Look At This.
You Got This Right In Public.
Check That Out. No, I Didn't.
Look At This.
You Wanna See Something Cool ?
We Don't Wanna See That Here,
Duncan.
Come On. Look At This.
It's Really Cool. Hey,
Watch This. Ready ? Two Rings.
- Come On, Duncan.
- [ Rings Clanking ]
[I]♪♪ [ Music Continues ]
Huh ? Not Too Bad, Huh ?
[I]That's Real Cool,
Duncan.
The Babes Will Be
All Over You...
With Sticks.
Duncan, You Gotta Cut This
Stupid Magic Stuff Out,
All Right ?
- People Are Gonna Think
You're A Dork.
- You Used To Like This Stuff.
I Used To Like[I] Sesame Street
Too. Now Let's See If You Can
Magically Conjure Up A Date...
[I]For The Dance Tonight.
Uh, I'm Not Going
To The Dance.
See, The Dance
Is For Morons.
Don't Be Such A Wuss.
Just Ask Somebody.
I'm Not Ask--
Hey !
Hey, What ?
Hey, Sorry I Didn't
Get Out Of Your Way Fast Enough.
Sir.
Steve Ellinger.
Can't Believe That Jerk's
Still Hanging Around Here.
At Least He Was Nice Enough
To Flunk Out Of School.
You Know It.
Remember That Time In Sixth
Grade He Gave You A Swirly
There, Duncan ?
Thanks For Reminding Me Of That.
And That Wedgie He Gave You
In The Seventh Grade ?
The Wedgie ! I Remember
The Wedgie. That Was Good.
Duncan, Duncan.
Look. Right There
Is The Secret To Getting Girls.
- Why Don't You Give Me
Your Number ?
- What, Being On Parole ?
No, No. Be Aggressive.
Girls Like A Guy
Who's Aggressive And Strong.
Not-- Not Geeks
Who Do Magic Tricks.
Look, Both Of You. I Could Get
A Date For The Dance. Okay ?
I Choose Not To.
Yeah.
Fifty Bucks Says
You Can't.
I Don't Know.
Hey, Come On, Duncan.
It's Easy Money.
Well, Well, Unless
You're Afraid.
Afraid ! Stop Right There.
No Thank You. Not Afraid.
[I]You Guys Got A Deal, Chumps:
You Bring The Cash. All Right ?
No Paid Escorts.
And No Cousins,
Duncan.
Fifty Bucks Richer.
And Half Of It's Mine.
Okay, Duncan. Come On.
You're Gonna Be Aggressive.
Ask The Next Girl You See.
The Very Next One.
After Her.
And Her.
[ Gasps ]
Definitely Her.
[ Exhales ]
Oh, I Give Up.
Hey.
[ Exhales, Sniffs ]
Oh, Hey ! Excuse Me.
Do You Happen To Have This
In A Smaller Size ?
I-I-I--
I Don't Work Here.
Oh. Sorry.
Well, Tell Me Anyway.
Which One Doou Think...
Would Look Better On Me--
And Be Completely Honest.
Okay.
Mm-Hmm.
Actually, I Think
They Both Look Good.
Typical Boy.
Can't Make Up Your Mind.
You Know, When I Said That
I Just Meant That I'm Sure
Whichever One You Buy,
It's, Uh-- It's
Gonna Look Great On You.
Oh. That's Sweet.
I'm Hallie.
Uh, Duncan.
Duncan Fletcher.
Nice To Meet You.
What You Got There ?
Oh, It's Just Something
I Bought At The Magic--
Sporting Goods Store.
Oh. So What Sports
Are You Into ?
The Usual.
Uh, Bungee Jumping.
Some, Uh, Karate.
Rock Climbing.
Rock Climbing. I've Always
Wanted To Go Rock Climbing.
But My Dad Won't Let Me.
He Thinks I'm Made
Of Porcelain.
Ah, That's A Shame.
It's A Rush. Just, Uh--
Actually, I Just Got Back From
The Grand Canyon. I Bungeed
Off The Northern Rim.
Really ?
Yeah. Bungee Snapped
Halfway Down. I Had To Tie It
With Dental Floss. It Was A--
Uh-Oh. Uh, I've Gotta Go.
My Ride's Here.
It Was Really Nice Meeting You.
I Know This Is
Kind Of Last Second,
But I Was Wondering, Would There
Be Any Chance That Maybe
You'd Want To Come With Me--
Tonight With Me--
Tonight To, Like,
A Dance ?
A Dance ? You Mean
With People Our Age ?
- Yes.
- I'd Love To !
Seriously ?
Yes !
She's Gotta Be Here
Somewhere.
Uh, I'll Pick You Up At 7:00.
Where Do You Live ?
One Thousand Six Hundred
Pennsylvania Avenue.
It's A Big White House.
You Can't Miss It.
I'll See You Tonight.
Okay !
I'll See You.
One Thousand Six Hundred.
One Thousand Six Hundred.
That Was Almost Easy !
[ Woman ]
Oh ! Jimmy ?
Sorry ! Sorry.
Uh, I Couldn't
Find One That Fit. Bye.
[I][ Richmond ]
Absolutely Not. You Can't
Go Out On A Date Tonight.
[ Sighs ]
But Daddy--
I Don't Want To Go
To Another Fund-Raiser
With A Bunch Of Rich Dorks...
Who Have Paid Money
Just To Eat With Us.
[I]Hallie, You Can't Go Out
With Some Strange Boy
You Met In A Mall.
Oh, Right. I'm Sure He Is
A t*rror1st Kidnapper...
Who Was Hanging Out At The Mall
Just In Case I Showed Up.
[I]You Know, No One Ever Asked Me
If It Was Okay That You Ran
For President,
[I]Even Though It Changed
My Whole Life !
Honey, Please.
Hallie, Can You Excuse Us
For Just A Minute ?
Don't Bother.
It's Soundproof.
[ Sighs ]
George.
I'm Not Trying To Keep Her
Locked Up, Carol !
It's Just We Have Some
Special Circumstances Here.
It's Not As If She's Just A--
Just An Ordinary Girl.
No, See, You See--
That's Just It.
She Is An Ordinary Girl.
Face It, George.
[I]We Are The Parents Of A Real
Live, Full-Fledged Teenager.
And Incidents Like This Are
Gonna Happen More Often...
If We Try To Keep Her Locked Up
In An Ivory Tower.
And What About Security ?
That's What The Secret Service
Are For.
[I][ Sighs ]
Okay. You Can Go
On Your Date.
Thank You, Thank You,
Thank You, Daddy.
Now, Listen To Me.
When That Boy Gets Here,
I Want To Talk To Him. Got It ?
Got It. You Won't--
Now, Hey !
I Get A Kiss.
[I]♪♪ [ Rock ]
♪♪ [ Whistling ]
Wish Me Luck, Harry.
[ Richmond On Tv ]
I Grew Up--
You Ready For This ?
Fifty Dollars For A Couple Hunks
Of Cheese And 75 For Fish Eggs.
Thank You.
I'm Gonna Need That Promotion
Just To Pay For
This Party Tonight.
Make Sure You Laugh
At Herb's Jokes, Dear.
He May Even Make You
Vice President.
Oh, Look.
Our Do-Nothing President's
Trying To Get Reelected.
Tracy, Those Are For The Party.
Go To Your Room And Play.
Go On.
[ Richmond On Tv ]
When We Got Home From School,
There Was Always Somebody There.
Whoa ! Ugh.
Did You Use Enough Perfume ?
It's Not Perfume.
It's Cologne.
Get Outta Here.
Hey, Dad. I Was Wondering,
Do You Think I Could Use
The Car Tonight ?
Yeah, Take The Station Wagon.
Oh, Come On, Dad.
It's The Spring Dance.
A Station Wagon Is The Most
Uncool Car Ever Invented.
Well, The B.M.W.
Is My Company Car.
You're Not Insured To Drive It.
I Mean, I Know, But, Uh--
I'm Kind Of Goin' With A Girl.
You Have A Date ?
Your First Date !
That's Wonderful.
Oh ! Next Time Don't Use
So Much Cologne, Dear.
[ Coughing ]
What Kind Of Loser Would
Wanna Go Out With You ?
Tracy, Be Quiet,
And Give Me That.
All Right.
I Want You To Take This.
But Only Use It In Case
Of An Emergency. Okay ?
Um, Thanks, Dad.I Appreciate
It, But You Know, About The Car.
I Got A Date.
- Oh. Yeah.
First Date, Huh ?
- Yeah.
Better Get That Station Wagon
Washed.
[I] Okay. Pennsylvania Avenue.
Here We Are.
Thirteen Hundred.
Fourteen Hundred.
[I] Fifteen Hundred.
Sixteen Hundred.
Oh, The White House.
Just Great.
[ Laughs ]
Yeah. She Nuked You,
Duncan.
There Goes 50 Bucks.
I Wonder If There's
A Pennsylvania Avenue South ?
- Name, Please ?
- Um, Duncan Fletcher.
Say, I Was Actually
Just Wondering, Is There
A South Pennsylvania Avenue ?
All Right, Mr. Fletcher.
Up The Driveway, Park In
The Visitor's Lot, Check In With
The Guard At The Front Door.
Yeah, But--
Drive On.
Yeah, But--
Drive On.
[ Wand Beeping ]
Excuse Me. Think There Might Be
A Little Bit Of A Mix-Up Here.
I-- I Met This Girl
Named-- Named Hallie, And--
Hallie Will Be Down
In A Second, Son.
Hallie's Here ?
Where Else Would You Expect
The President's Daughter To Be ?
What ?
Duncan.
Hi.
Hi.
Hallie,
Why Didn't You Tell Me You Were
The President's Daughter ?
Oh, That ?
Must've Slipped My Mind.
You Can Put Your Arms
Down Now.
You're Lucky. Last Week
They Strip Searched A Guy.
Really ?
Come On. I Want You
To Meet Daddy.
Daddy ? You Mean,
The President ?
Yeah.
Of Our Country ?
[I][ Men Chattering ]
[I][ Paul ]
Oh, Good Try, Sir.
Mr. President, As Head
Of The Secret Service,
It's My Job To Protect You.
But I Can't Do That
If You Wander Aimlessly
Out Into A Crowd...
Like You Did This Afternoon.
Dan, It Happens To Be
An Electioyear.
You Cannot Keep Him Locked Up.
- He Can't Be Reelected
If He Gets Shot !
-[I] [ Richmond ] Thanks A Lot.
[I][ Knock At Door ]
[I]Ah, Miss Richmond--
Excuse Me, Daddy ?
Oh, Sweetheart,
Come On In.
[I]Gentlemen, Can You Excuse Me
For A Second, Please ?
Come On.
Certainly, Sir.
- [ Richmond Sighs ]
- Daddy, This Is
Duncan Fletcher.
He Doesn't Look Like
A t*rror1st Kidnapper To Me.
Well, You Never Know About
Those t*rrorists Though.
Do You, Gentlemen ?
- [ Laughing ]
- Duncan, How Are You ?
Oh, I'm Fine, Sir.
Nice To Meet You.
Come On. Sit Down Over There.
Get You Something To Drink ?
Oh, No, Sir. I'm Fine.
You Sure ? Yeah ?
Yes. No, Thank You.
So, Uh, Tell Me
About Yourself.
Well, Um, I'm 17 Years Old.
I Live In Arlington.
[I] I Attend
Franklin High School.
And, Um, I Would've Voted
For You, But, Uh, I'm Too Young.
- Well, That's Good Enough
For Me.
- [ Polite Chuckles ]
You Also, Uh-- You Had
Your Appendix Out Last Year.
And, Uh, After You Got
Your Driver's License
You Got One Parking Ticket...
And No Moving Violations,
Right ?
Yes. Th-That's Right.
How Did You Know That ?
Well, Sometimes Being President
Has Its Advantages.
[ Chuckles ]
But That's-- I Don't Want To
Talk To You As The President.
I Want To You As A Dad, Duncan.
Yeah. A Dad With His Own
Armed Secret Service.
[I][ Chuckles ]
As Long As You Mention That,
Uh, I'm Sure You Know That, Uh,
With Hallie...
We Have Certain, Uh,
Security Problems That, Uh--
Well, Dan.
Duncan, This Is Mr. Thornhill,
Head Of The Secret Service.
[I] First Of All, Today's
Little Incident
At The Mall...
Illuminates The Need
For Extra Restrictions.
Therefore, You Will Limit
Yourating Activities To This
List Of Preapproved Restaurants,
Movie Theaters And Other
Securable Locations.
Okay, So Wait A Second.
You're Saying We Can Only Go To
These Places And Nowhere Else ?
Correct. Nowhere Else.
Yeah, But, See,
We Were Gonna Go To--
[I] We Were Just Gonna Go
To Dinner A-And A Movie.
Good Night, Daddy.
Good Night, Sweetheart.
You Two Have Fun.
Be Back By 11:00. Okay ?
Sir. Oh.
Duncan, Nice Meeting You.
Nice Meeting You Too.
Oh, Okay.
Good Night.
What About The Dance ?
Don't Worry.
We'll Talk About It Later.
[I]Oh, Duncan.
Sir ?
You Will Be Sure To Take Care Of
My Little Girl, Right ?
Of Course.
'Cause I Would Hate To Have To
Reinstate The Draft
Just Because Of You.
Good Night.
Come On, Duncan.
He Was Kidding,
Right ?
I Don't Know. Sometimes
It's Harder To Be A Dad
Than It Is To Be President.
[ Sighs ]
This Is Rumpelstiltskin.
We Are Heading West
Towards The Movie Theater...
With Snow White
And The Frog Prince.
[ Man On Radio ] Copy That.
- Frog Prince ?
- The Secret Service Gives
Everybody A Code Name.
Yeah, I Know,
But Frog Prince ?
[ Laughs ]
- ♪♪ [ Latin ]
- Oh. Uh--
- ♪♪ [ Bluegrass Banjo ]
-[I] ♪♪ [ Yodeling ]
-[I] Oh, Boy.
- ♪♪ [ Opera ]
[ Chuckles ]
Looks Like My Dad's Been
Borrowing My Car Again.
[I] ♪♪ [ Rock ]
So... These Guys
Go Everywhere With Ya ?
Pretty Much.
You're So Lucky.
You Can Go On Dates.
You Can Go Rock Climbing.
- Rock Climbing ?
- Didn't You Say
You Were A Rock Climber ?
I-- I Did. I Am.
I Do.
I-- I Climb.
I Climb Rocks. Yeah.
But, Uh, Actually,
Pretty Much More Now
Just Into The, Uh,
You Know, Karate.
Karate ? Wow.
What Belt ?
[I] Yeah.
I'm A, Uh--
I'm A Black Belt.
Q@
[ Choking Back Laughter ]
They're Just Lucky
These Seats Are Between Us.
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Screaming ]
- No, No !
- [ Roaring ]
-[I] No, No !
How Can They Stand This ?
Geez, I Was In Vietnam,
And This Stuff Makes Me Cringe.
[I][ Crunching ]
Just Try To Think
Happy Thoughts.
Are You Sure We Can't
Go To The Dance ? I Think
We'd Have A Really Good Time.
Sure, We Can Go.
First We Gotta Ditch The Suits.
Ditch The Secret Service ?
We Can't Do That.
We'll Get In Trouble.
Come On, Mr. Bungee Climber.
If We Don't Get Rid
Of These Guys...
We're Never Gonna Make It
To The Dance.
Okay. So What Do You
Have In Mind ?
[ Yelps ]
Hey.
We're Supposed To
Protect Them, Aren't We ?
Yeah. I Think He's The One
Who Needs Protecting Right Now.
Uh, I Was Just Impaled
On A Jelly Bean.
[ Laughs ]
Come On. Follow Me.
Yeah. Okay.
Oh. This Isn't Sanitary.
Do You Like, Have A Wet Nap
On You Or Anything ?
Wait Up.
[I]Shh. Come On.
Hurry Up.
[ Thud ]
- [ Roaring ]
- No !
Here's A Good Part.
Watch This.
[I][ Crunch ]
And Right Off
With The Head.
[I][ Whoops ]
That Was So Great !
Oh, I Can't Believe
We Got Away With That.
[I][ Laughing ]
So, Off To The Dance,
Right ?
Right.
Just As Soon As I Stop Off
And Buy Some New Clothes.
New Clothes ? Why ?
What's Wrong With The
Clothes You Have On ?
Duncan. Look At Me.
What ? I--
I Think You Look Nice.
I Don't Want To Look Nice.
I Want To Look...
Hot !
Just Make A Left Up Here.
Would You Mind Telling Me
How They Even Got Out
Of Your Sight ?
Well, Sir, We--
Agent Schneider And I Thought...
That Snow White
And The Frog Prince
Were On The Floor...
Engaging In Some Adolescent...
Passion.
Well, Maybe You'd Like To
Explain That To The President
Of The United States !
[ Man ]
Sir, I Didn't See--
No, Sir, I Would Not.
Should We Notify
D.C. Police, Sir ?
Not Yet !
I Don't Want The Media
Getting Wind Of This.
[ Dial Tone ]
[ Clears Throat ]
How'd He Take It ?
Oh, All Things Considered,
Well.
Uh--
Mr. President ?
Agent Kelly Just Reported In.
[I]Apparently Hallie
Has Gotten Lost.
Lost ?
Well, Actually, We Think
She And The Boy May Have
Deliberately Run Away.
Run Away ? You Mind Telling Me
How A 16 Year Old Girl
Can Run Away...
From Two Trained
Secret Service Men ?
Uh, We're Still Trying
To Ascertain That, Sir.
Meanwhile,
Hallie's Out There
With No Protection.
Okay. Hallie.
You Know Hallie.
She's Probably Just Gone Out
For An Ice Cream Or Something.
[I]Look, We Might As Well
Go On To The Fund-Raiser,
And As Soon As They Know
Anything, They'll Contact Us.
[I]Immediately !
All Right.
All Right. We'll Go.
[I]And Dan, I Want You To Find
That Boy's Parents And Bring
Them To The Fund-Raiser.
- I Want To Talk To Them.
- Yes, Sir.
Couldn't This Have Waited
Until Later ?
Uh, Hallie ?
You Pretty Much Tried On
The Whole Store. Can't You,
You Know, Just, Like Pick One ?
No. I Can't Just Pick One.
You Do Want Me
To Look Good, Don't You ?
Yeah.
Uh, Could You Do Me A Favor ?
Put These Back For Me.
Sure.
Wait, Wait.
And These.
Okay.
And Wait. These Too.
What, Do You Have Somebody
In There Making These For You ?
Geez.
Six, Five, Size Six.
Size Whatever.
Ha. Huh.
This Is Cool.
[I]Oh, Duncan ?
Not More Dresses.
[I]Well, Duncan ?
What Do You Think ?
Whoa.
Now Duncan, We Must Work
On Your Ensemble.
Your Outfit Lacks A Certain...
Cohesive Element.
Like What ?
Oh, Duncan.
This Is So You.
Yeah, If I Were Dating
Someone Named Yoko.
Come On ! I Don't Know How
You Got Through 16 Years Of
Your Life Without This Outfit.
It's Gonna Take Me
Another 16 Years
To Pay This Outfit Off.
Well, It's On Sale And--
You've Got A Credit Card,
Right ?
Yeah, But I-- I Can't Use It--
I Mean I Don't Like To Use It...
Unless There's An Emergency.
Trust Me, Duncan.
This Is What We Call
A Fashion Emergency.
[I][ Girl ]
That'll Be $730.16.
Oh, Look, Duncan.
It's Club Alien.
Club What ?
Club Alien.
That New Club That Just Opened.
We Should Go There.
Okay. We Can Go There--
After The Dance, Of Course.
[I]You Know, You Look A Lot
Like President Richmond's
Daughter.
Really ? I've Always Thought
She Was So Much Prettier
Than Me. Bye.
What's Your Policy
On Returning Items ?
There's No Return
On Sale Items.
[ Moans ]
[I][ Motorcycle Approaching ]
[I][ Engine Revving ]
Hallie ? Hey !
How You Doin' ?
Uh, Are You Ready
To Go To The Dance ?
Yes, But, Could I Have
A Little Bitty Favor ?
Uh, Sure.
Like What ?
Could I Drive ?
Oh. You Know What,
I'm Really Not Supposed To Let
Anybody Else Drive The Car.
I Thought It Was Yours.
Thanks, Duncan.
[ Giggles ]
[ Groans ]
Okay. Easy.
Slow ! Slow, Slow, Slow !
[ Whooping ]
[I]So Then The Client Comes Back
To Me--
Do You Remember This, Charlie ?
And He Says, "But I Thought It
Was A Portable Vacuum Cleaner !"
[ Laughing ]
That Story Gets Funnier
Every Time You Tell It, Herb.
Charles, Honey,
We Need More Ice
When You Get A Chance.
Okay. Herb, Look, I Have To Get
More Ice. Don't Tell Any More
Funny Stories Until I Get Back.
You Got It, Charlie.
[ Laughs ]
Herb. He Couldn't Make
A Hyena Laugh.
Rita ! Rita !
[I][ Doorbell Ringing ]
You Guys Here For The Party ?
No, Sweetie.
We're Federal Agents
With The Secret Service.
May We Please Speak
To Your Mommy Or Daddy ?
And May I Inquire
As To The Reason
Of Your Visit Tonight ?
Charles, You Can k*ll Him
When He Gets Home.
There's Nothing You Can Do
About It Right Now.
Oh, Yes, There Is.
I Can Make Sure That Herb,
My Boss, Doesn't Find Out...
That Our Teenage Son Has Taken
The Company Car For A Joyride.
How Is He Ever Gonna Find Out,
For Heaven's Sake ?
[I]Mom, Dad, The Feds Are Here
To Arrest Duncan !
[ Abrupt Silence ]
[I][ Rita ]
Duncan Is Out With
The President's Daughter ?
I'm Afraid So, Ma'am.
And You're Gonna Have To
Come With Us.
[I] You Can Bring Your Own Car,
If You'd Like.
Of All The Nights
For This To Happen !
Well, I'm Sorry, Sir,
But The President Wants
To See You Now.
Are You Sure We're Talking
About Our Duncan ?
[I] They Were Last Seen...
Driving A Red B.M.W.,
Licence T8d-1016.
Charles, You Let Your Son
Drive The Company Car ?
He Was
Getting It Washed.
[I][ Duncan ]
Easy. Come To A Nice Stop.
All Right.
I'm Impressed.
♪♪ [ Loud Radio ]
[ Guy Whoops ]
Look What We Got Here, Boys.
Something I'd Really Like To
Have In The Truck. Whoo-Hoo !
Come On Over Here, Sweetie,
And Give Me A Big, Smoochy Kiss.
Look At Those Guys.
They See A Girl, And They
Turn Into Howard Stern.
Yes, It's Very Rude.
You're Right. Just Ignore Them.
Come On.
Give Us A Little Kiss
There, Girl. Mmm.
Hallie !
Hey, What's
Your Problem ?
You Guys Late For A Meeting
At The Inbred Club ?
Hallie !
Oh, You Better Watch Out, Honey,
Or I'll Come Over There
And Teach You Some Lessons...
[I] You Never Thought
You'd Learn.
Look, Pinhead.
You Get Out Of The Car And Come
Over Here And You'll Be Sorry
You Were Ever Born.
Oh, Who's Gonna Make Me Sorry ?
That Geek You're Ridin' With ?
Excuse Me, But That Geek
Happens To Be A Black Belt
In Karate,
And He'll Kick
Your Big, Ugly Butt.
Hallie !
Ohh.
Go Get 'Em.
Go Get 'Em.
Go. Okay, Go. Go, Go, Go !
He's Coming. He's Coming !
Oh, My God !
Get Out Of The Car, Junior.
Let's See What You Got !
Get Outta That Car, Boy !
They're Coming.
They're Coming. Go.
Go, Go. Just Go.
I Can't ! It's A Red Light.
It's ill*gal !
Your Dad'll Help Us Later.
Go ! Go, Go, Go !
[ Guy Shouting ]
[ Honking ]
[ Tires Screeching ]
Agh !
Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow !
[ Laughing ]
[ Laughing ]
Did You See Them ?
What Are You Trying To Do,
Get My Face Rearranged ?
-Well, You Said
You Were A Black Belt.
-Yeah, But I'm Also A Pacifist !
I'm Sorry ! I Happen To Be
A Very Outspoken Person.
Oh, It's Easy To Be Outspoken
When You Got Your Own
Secret Service, Isn't It ?
What Are You Being
So Crabby About ?
We Made It, Didn't We ?
We Did. We Did Make It,
But There's This Little Catch.
They're Gonna Come Lookin'
For Us. We Gotta Get Off
The Road, And I Mean Like Now.
We'll Just Hide Out In Here.
[ Tires Screech ]
I'm Drivin' From Now On.
Okay ? Okay.
You Think You Could've
Parked A Little Closer ?
Probably.
Oh. Oh, Baby.
Oh, Thank You, Thank You,
Thank You. Not A Scratch.
Hey, Duncan, Look Where We Are !
It's That Dance Club
I Told You About.
Let's Go In.
What About Our Dance ?
Well, We'll Just Hang Out There
Until The Jerks Are Gone,
And-- And Then We'll Go.
Oh, Yeah. We Just Happen
To End Up Here.
[ People Shouting ]
This Is Kay Wingate,
Reporting Live...
For Wlmw Action News.
The Fund-Raiser Tonight
Is Expected To Raise
Up To $10 Million...
For The President's
Reelection Campaign,
With Some People Paying
As Much As $100,000 Just To Sit
At The President's Table.
The Protesters Here Tonight
Maintain That This Is Tantamount
To Buying The Presidency.
[I]This Is Red Eagle. We're
Approaching The Fund-Raiser
With The Frog Prince's Parents.
[I][ Man On Radio ] Copy That.
[I][ Tracy ] Think They Got
Anything Good To Eat Here ?
- Open The Door.
-[I] [ Rita ]
Tracy, Not Now.
Right This Way, Sir.
I Wonder How Much This Little
Trip Is Costing The Taxpayers ?
This Way, Please.
I Can't Wait
To Meet This Guy.
Charles,
Will You Stop It ?
This Is Like A Police State.
Charles, Please.
You Know, I Really Don't
Wanna Be Touched Right Now.
Well, I Don't Particularly Like
Touching You Either, Sir.
Anyhow, I'm Tellin'
Anyone Who'll Listen:
You Wanna Get
The Country Back On Track,
You Gottlet The President
Finish What He Started !
You Know What I Mean ?
Absolutely.
And The First Lady And I
Certainly Appreciate
Your Support.
Oh, Yes.
Excuse Me, Mr. President,
First Lady.
The People That You Requested
Are Here, In The Next Room.
Oh !
Come With Me.
All Right. Fine. Will You
Excuse Us For A Minute ?
Something's Come Up.
Oh, Hope It Wasn't
The Salmon Mousse !
[I][ Laughing ]
Hey, Don't Be Long.
My Meter's Runnin'.
[ Laughs ]
Well, This Is Not How I
Envisioned My Day Going.
I Don't Care
Who This Guy Is--
Shh.
The Room's Probably Bugged.
Mmm.
No, Don't.
[I] [ Door Opens ]
Mr. President,
Charles And Rita Fletcher.
[I] The Boy's Parents.
Hi.
[I] Nice To Meet You.
How Are You ?
[I]It's An Honor
To Meet You.
[I] Thank You.
And I'm Tracy.
I'm A Big Fan Of Yours,
Even Though My Dad Thinks
You're A Loser.
-[ Richmond Chuckles ]
-[ Rita ] Tracy !
-What Is Going On Here, Please ?
Well, Evidently Your Son,
Uh, Darwin--
Duncan.
Duncan Has Disappeared
With My Daughter, Hallie.
We Didn't Know Duncan
Was Out With Your Daughter,
Mr. President.
He Just Said He Had A Date.
Whoa.
Talk About A Miracle.
I Thought A Girl Would Have To
Be Brain-Dead To Go Out
With Duncan.
Tracy ! Now, You Be Quiet.
Look, This Is
A Very Big Night For Us.
There's A Party Back At The
House. My Boss Is There.
[I] Now, I-- I Understand,
But Do You Have Any Idea
Where They Might Have Gone ?
H-He Said That They Went
To The Spring Dance
At Franklin High.
I'll Get Two Men Over There
Right Away, Ma'am.
You Know,
Duncan Is A Good Boy.
[I]I'm Sure That Hallie's Safe.
Oh, Mrs. Fletcher,
We're Not Suggesting...
That Duncan Has Done
Anything Wrong Here.
[I][ Charles ]
I Don't Even Know Why We Think
That This Is Duncan's Fault.
Maybe Haley's
Behind All This.
It's Hallie, Dear.
- What ?
- Hallie.
- Hallie.
Hallie. Hallie Would Never
Do Anything Like This.
Except For This Afternoon.
She Ran Away To A Mall
This Afternoon.
Well, You See ?
Duncan Has Never
Disobeyed Me.
[ Scoffs ]
Well, Except Tonight, Dear,
When He Took The Car.
Mr. President ?
Yeah ?
We Have 250 Contributors
Out There Who've Paid
A Lot Of Money To See You,
And, Uh, They're Not
Seeing You, So--
I Understand. Okay.
Right. You'll Have To Excuse
Us. Okay. We'll Be Right Back.
Don't Worry.
Bye, Mr. P.
Why Don't You Make Yourself
Comfortable, Sir ?
It's Gonna Be A While.
Wow ! Look At This Place !
[I]Isn't It Great ?
[I] Yeah.
Do You Wanna Dance ?
Um, You Know, Maybe
In A Minute. I'm Actually
Gonna Go And Use The Restroom.
Why Don't You Just
Hang Out Here, Okay ?
Okay.
All Right.
[I]♪♪ [ Dance Music Playing ]
[ Kids Chattering ]
Hey, How's It Goin' ?
Good.
Guy On The Bike, Right ?
That's Right.
Wanna Dance ?
Sure.
[I]♪♪ [ Slow Dance ]
[I][ Phone Ringing ]
[I][ Ringing Continues ]
Hello ?
[ Duncan ]
Yeah !
Duncan, Where Are You ?
I Got Hung Up,
But I'm On My Way.
What's The Matter, Duncan ?
Couldn't Get A Date From The
Kennel Club There, Buddy ?
Oh, I Got A Date.
Actually, It's Hallie Richmond,
The President's Daughter.
Gimme A Break, Duncan.
Says He's Got A Date...
With The President's Daughter.
Yeah, Right.
Oh, Then I Don't Suppose
You'd Mind Doubling That
Little Wager We Have, Then ?
Let Me Get This Straight.
If You Show Up At The Dance...
With Anyone Besides
The President's Daughter,
You Pay Me A Hundred Bucks.
That's Right.
All Right.
You Got Yourself A Bet.
A Hundred Bucks Richer.
He's Really Gone
Off The Edge This Time, Man.
[ Laughs ]
I'm A Hundred Dollars Richer !
There's No Sign Of Them
Anywhere.
They're Not Gonna Show.
Let's Just
Keep Lookin'.
Hallie ?
♪♪
Hey ! My Keys !
Come On.
Excuse Me. Excuse Me.
Excuse--
I'll Bet They're Here
Somewhere, Boys.
Let's Find 'Em.
[I]Yeah. I'll Get
That Little Freak.
Tear Him Limb From Limb !
Hallie !
Oh, Hi, Duncan.
You Again.
Get Your Own Date, Twerp.
She Is My Date.
Yeah.
Just Let Me Finish Dancing
With Steve,
And Then I Promise
I'll Dance With You.
Oh, Thanks !
Look, We Can't Right Now.
We Gotta Go. Our Friends
Are Here.
Our Friends ?
Our--
Move.
Oh ! Sorry, Steve.
Gotta Go. It Was Great
Dancing With You.
Excu Me. Hurry.
Hurry. Go, Go, Go,
Go, Go, Go.
Whoa ! Hallie !
Reid.
Yeah. Wow, Look At You.
What You Doin' Here ? Where's
Your Secret Service Detail ?
We Ditched Them.
Where's Yours ?
Snuck Out.
What, Are You Earning
Extra Money Baby-Sitting ?
Duncan, This Is Reid,
The Vice President's
Mutant Spawn.
Nice To Meet You.
Ha-Ha, That Was Good.
Yes. Right.
Okay. We Gotta
Get Goin' Now. Come On.
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa !
Not Before You
Dance With Me.
Let's Go !
I Don't Want To Dance
With You, Reid.
Okay.
I-- I Don't Get It.
You'll Go Out With Him,
But You Don't Go Out With Me.
I'm Missing Something.
Yeah. Human Dna.
[I]Well, Lookee Here, Boys !
We Been Lookin' For You,
Sweet Thing.
[I] You Ran Over
My $300 Boots.
Well, There You Guys Are.
We Been Lookin' For Ya.
This Is My Boyfriend.
You Remember
The Karate Expert ?
He Wants To Kick Your Butt.
Well, Is That A Fact ?
[ Laughs ]
Oh !
Mommy.
Come On, Duncan.
Let's Go !
[ Moaning ]
Where'd She Go ?
Ah, No Matter.
We'll Take Him In The Truck.
Let's Go, Boys.
[I]I Don't Know
What The Big Deal Is.
I Was Just Dancing With Him.
The Big Deal Is The Guy's
Bad News, Hallie. Okay ?
Trust Me. I Know.
Duncan, You're Jealous.
Me ? No, No.
See, I Don't Get
Jealous Of Guys...
That Have Been Featured
On[I] America's Most Wanted,
All Rit ?
[I]You're In The Real World Now,
Hallie. No Secret Service Men.
[I] No Limousines.
[I]Well, Why Don't You Just
Take Me Home Then ?
No. No, No, No, No.
We Are Goin' To That
Dance Now.
It's My Turn To Have Some Fun.
You Know, The Kind Where You
Don't Get k*lled.
[I] [ Bang ]
Aw, Now What ?
Aw, That's Just Perfect !
It's Just A Flat, Duncan.
Yeah. Now We're Never
Gonna Make It To The Dance.
[ Cans Rattling ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Moans ]
[I]Reid, Are You Sure
You Don't Want A Doctor ?
No, Thanks.
I'll Be Okay, Thanks.
So Anyway, I See Hallie
In This Dance Club.
[I] What's The Name
Of The Club ?
Club Alien.
It's On Maryland And 34th.
[I]So Anyway, I See Hallie
In This Dance Club Without
Her Secret Service Detail,
And I Say To Myself,
You Know, Old Ticky-Tock,
"This Is No Place
For The President's Daughter."
Okay ? But When I Try
And Get Her Out Of There,
This Young Hoodlum
That She's With Gets
His g*ng To Beat Me Up.
g*ng !
What ?
Duncan's Not In A g*ng !
Are You Sure
She Was All Right ?
Yes, Sir.
She Was All Right.
[ Sighs ]
This Is Ridiculous !
- Rita, Tracy, Wait Here.
- Charles, Where Are You Going ?
By The Time These Clowns
Find Duncan, He'll Be
A Grandfather.
[I]Charles--
Uh, Wait Here.
[I]George ?
George ?
[I] [ Door Closes ]
I Don't Like This. I Don't
Like This One Little Bit.
You Heard His Orders.
By The Way, Where Was
Your Secret Service Detail ?
Oh, Uh--
[ Groans ]
Oh !
I Think I Need To See
That Doctor Now.
Busted.
Wait A Minute.
I'm Comin' With You.
No Chance. You're Just
Gonna Get In My Way.
No.
Besides, How Are You Gonna Get
Away From The Secret Service ?
If Hallie Can Do It,
I Can Do It.
Come Here.
Come On.
Ow.
You Know, I Couldn't Believe It.
I Finally Get My
Redskins Tickets,
Fifty-Yard Line,
The New York Giants.
[I]The Redskins
Are Six And Two.
Come On.
[I]Then He Decides To Go
To Camp David. You Know,
He Might Have Understood.
Who Goes To Camp David
In November ? Nobody Goes
To Camp David In November.
So, I Mean, What Am I Supposed
To Say ? "I'm Sorry,
Mr. President, I Can't Go.
I Got Redskins Tickets."
Make Way.
Pardon Me.
Hey. Hold It.
Let Me Get That For You Guys.
Thank You.
Whew.
[I]Yeah. Figures.
Yeah.
[ Engine Starts ]
Nice Bumper Sticker
You Got There.
Nice Secret Service
You've Got There.
Come On.
All Right, Hallie.
I Think We're Ready To Go.
Hallie ?
[I][ Cans Rattling ]
Uh, Excuse Me, Sir.
Excuse Me. Sir ?
Sir ? Excuse Me.
I Was Just Wondering,
Did You By Any Chance See
The Girl That I Came Here With ?
Do You Know Where She Went ?
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, No.
All Right ! I Got
The Eight Ball In
On The First Shot !
Hey, Uh, Excuse Me.
Hi. Excuse Me.
Excuse Me.
Hey, Duncan.
Hey, Hallie.
Excuse Me. I Just--
Excuse Me.
[ Chuckles Awkwardly ]
What Are You Doing Here ?
I Had To Go To The Bathroom.
Yeah. Well, Come On. We're
Gettin' Out Of Here Right Now.
But I Just Got Here,
And I Made Some New Friends.
[I][ Man ]
Hey ! Maybe She
Doesn't Wanna Leave.
Yeah.
Beat It, Twerp.
Yeah.
Hallie, I Demand
You Come With Me.
Right Now !
I'm Warnin' Ya, You Little
Creep. Get Outta Here.
Over My Dead Body.
[ Gasps ]
My Pleasure.
What ?
Uh, Maybe We'd Better Go Now
After All.
What About His Dead Body ?
[I][ Onlookers ]
Yeah !
It's Just A Figure Of Speech.
[I]Here, Uh, Pick A Card.
Any Card.
Call It A, Uh--
A Last Request.
Okay, Show It To Everybody.
Show It To Everybody.
[I]Show It To Your Friends.
Be Sure Everybody Sees It.
Got It Memorized.
You Know What It Is ?
I Know What It Is.
Okay. Uh, Put It Anywhere
In The Deck. Anywhere You Want.
All Right.
You Ready ?
Was Your Card The...
Three Of Clubs, By Any Chance,
Was It ?
Way To Go, Duncan !
Give 'Em.
Let Me See That Again.
[I][ Onlookers Agreeing ]
[ Guests Chattering ]
What Do You Mean, He's Gone ?
How Can He Be Gone ?
I Have A Hall Full Of Donors
Expecting Him To Give
A Speech !
I Have Got The President
Of The United States
Running Around...
Like A Tourist
From Podunk, U.S.A. !
Podunk ?
I May Be Voting
For Olsen This Fall.
Hi. How Are You ?
What Makes You Think
They Might Be Here ?
Duncan And His Friends
Spend More Time At The Mall
Than They Do At Home.
Why Would Kids
Want To Spend Their Time
In A Place Like This ?
They've Gotta Be Here
Someplace.
Oh, Gosh. I'm Sorry
You Have To See This.
What ?
[I]Welcome Back To Reality,
Mr. President.
[I][ Richmond ] Thanks A Lot.
[I][ Photographer ]
Okay. One More.
[I][ Girls Giggling ]
[I]All Right, Smile.
Wait A Minute.
What ?
There They Are !
Hey, You Two
Are In Big Trouble !
Mr. President ! I'm Sorry.
I Was Just Kissin' Her.
We Won't Do It Again.
We Promise.
That's All Right, Honey. He
Just, Uh-- Just Made A Mistake.
Me ?
[ Laughing ]
[I]Thank You.
Thank You Very Much.
I'm Gonna Do One More For You
Here Now. This One's
A Little Bit Different.
If You Notice My Lovely
Assistant Here Is Holding A Pair
Of Stainless Steel Handcuffs.
If You Could Just--
Could You Come Over Here ?
Wanna Lock That On My Arm
Here ? Bring It Right
Around Back There.
[I]Fantastic.
Put 'Em On Tight,
Chickie.
All Right. Now If You'll
All Notice Here, The Handcuffs
Are Securely Fastened...
Around My Wrists, Nowhere
For Me To Go, Right ?
Now If You Could All Do Me
A Favor. Could You Count
To Five For Me, Please ?
One, Two, Three--
[ Sneezes ]
Sorry, My Fault.
[I]If We Could Just Start Over,
That Would Be Great.
[I]One, Two, Three, Four--
Five. Thank You
Very, Very Much.
No, No. Thank You, Guys.
Here, I Believe These
Are Yours.
Thank You Very Much.
Duncan, Come On.
Show Us Another One.
- [ All Agreeing ]
- Skull, Hog, Guys.
I Would Love To Do One More, But
Unfortunately My Lady Friend And
I Have To Go Off To A Dance Now.
But Thank You, G Ga Lot.
Really Appreciate It.
I Can't, I'm Sorry, Guys.
Really. You Ready ?
Oh. Skull, Baby.
There You Go, There's
Your Wallet, Pal.
Appreciate It. For This
Evening, I Really Appreciate It,
But We Gotta Get Going. Okay ?
Night, Guys.
Night, Everybody.
Thank You.
Good Night,
Washington !
[ Laughing ]
[ Laughs ]
I Did Not Know
You Could Do Magic.
That Is So Cool.
Do You
Really Think So ?
Yeah. I Don't Know
Anybody Our Age
Who Can Do That.
All Right.
So, Are You Ready
To Go To The Dance ?
Ready.
[I][ Tires Screeching ]
That's My Car.
That's My Car !
Hey ! Stop !
Stop ! Stop !
Stop !
[ Groans ]
Oh, At Least Come Back
And k*ll Me. Save My Father
The Trouble.
[ Whoops ]
[ Giggles ]
You Look So Hot
In This Car.
You Don't Look So Bad Yourself.
[I][ Car Horns Honking ]
Later ! I'm Hungry.
Let's Get Something To Eat.
Your Wish Is My Command.
[ Whoops ]
I'm Really Sorry
About Your Car, Duncan.
That's Not My Car.
That's My Father's Car.
My Father's Company Car.
It Is ?
Why'd You Tell Me
It Was Yours ?
I Don't Know.
But You Know Something ?
It's Gone Now,
And We Gotta Go Report It
To The Police.
Come On.
No, Duncan ! They'll Call
The Secret Service !
Come On. We Can Just Get This
Straightened Out Later.
Straightened ?
No, No, We Will Not !
We Will Straighten It Out Now.
But Duncan !
What About The Dance ?
What ? Hi !
Were You Out Gettin' Popcorn
The Last Five Minutes ?
My Dad's Car Was Just Stolen !
We Gotta Go Report That
To The Cops.
Let's Go.
Duncan, Wait, Wait, Wait.
Just Listen, Okay ?
What Are Your Parents
Gonna Do To You When We
Get Home Tonight ?
Grounded.
For Life.
No Allowance.
Oh, Yeah. I Get To...
Lick The Garage Clean
Once A Week, Forever...
Plus A Month.
And I Won't Be Allowed To Date
Till I Get Married.
So What Difference Does It Make
If We Turn Ourselves In Now
Or Just Wait A Few More Hours ?
I Mean, How Much More Trouble
Could We Get Into ?
[ Scoffs ]
Duncan ! This Is
Our Last Night Of Freedom.
Our Last Night !
Let's At Least
Go To The Dance.
You Know Something,
Hallie ?
You're Right.
You Are Absolutely Right.
[I]We Should Go To That Dance.
I Mean, Tomorrow... I'm Dead.
So Why Not Go Now, Enjoy
The Evening, Then Tomorrow
We Kiss The Teen Years Good-Bye.
Let's Go To The Dance !
I Can't Believe George
Just Walked Out Like That.
Well, I'm Sure
The Secret Service
Will Find Them.
Yes.
By The Way, If You Need
To Go To The Banquet,
I'll Understan
Well, Frankly,
I'd Rather Stay Here.
Would You Like
Something To Eat ?
- Sure.
- I'll Get Them To
Send Something Up.
But Won't They Miss You
Out There ?
Oh, Believe Me,
They Never Miss
The First Lady.
[ Chuckles ]
Did You See
Where Tracy Went ?
Not Bad.
At A Hundred G's A Plate,
It Ought To Be.
Hey, You Gonna Eat That ?
- [ Slap ]
- Hmph !
[I][ Alarm Jangling ]
[I][ Man ]
Stop, Thief ! Stop !
[I]I've Been Robbed !
I Told You I'd Get Us
Something To Eat !
Who Needs Money
When You've Got Disguises ?
[I][ Man ]
Stop, Thief !
[I]Police !
[I] Baby, You Look So Hot
In That Paper Bag.
Thank You.
You Don't Look
So Bad Yourself.
Whoo-Hoo !
Here Comes Da Judge !
[I]We've Been To The Mall,
The Video Arcade
And The Magic Shop.
I Don't Know Where Else
To Look.
You're Telling Me You Don't
Know Where Your Own Son
Would Be Likely To Go ?
Okay, Mr. Family Values,
Where Does Hallie
Like To Go ?
Paris.
Oh, Gee. Maybe That's
Where They Went.
[ Car Engine Racing ]
Hey ! That's My Car !
[I][ Richmond ]
What ! That's Them ?
[ Tires Squealing ]
[I] I Ought To Know
My Own Car. Come On !
Hallie ! Hallie !
Go. Go, Go, Go.
I'm Going.
I'm Going !
Just Drive ! Drive !
[ Honking ]
[ Honking ]
Come On.
It's Us !
Hey, There's Someone
Following Us.
Cops ?
Maybe We'll Be On Tv.
[ Honking ]
[I]No.
A Station Wagon.
Don't Worry.
I'll Lose 'Em !
[ Squealing ]
[ Squealing ]
I Can't Believe That
They're Running Away From Us.
Maybe They Don't
Recognize Us.
[ Siren Wails ]
[ Siren Continues ]
Oh, No !
What ?
A Cop.
Oh, Great.
All Right. Pull Over.
I'll Handle This.
Sometimes Being President
Has Its Advantages.
Officer, You're Making
The Biggest Mistake
Of Your Career.
- Oh, Oh, Oh.
Is That Right ?
- That's Right.
Yeah ? Well, The White House
Says President Richmond's
At A Fund-Raiser.
He Has Been All Night.
You Call This Handling It ?
Who Knew We'd Be Dealing
With Morons ?
Oh, And You Had To Tear Up
The Ticket Just To Make
Your Point, Huh ?
It's Not My Fault
He Didn't Know I'm... Me.
It Would Help If You Would
Carry Some Identification.
[I] Any Kind Of I.D.
[I][ Tv Announcer ]
And Coming Up This Hour,
[I]Live Coverage
With Kay Wingate,
Live At The President's
Fund-Raiser--
[I]Oh, Hey ! Look.
- There's Your Fund-Raiser.
- Yeah.
[I][ Announcer ]
We're Gonna Have The Story Live
For You Right Here.
Yeah, It's Funny.
They Get Riled Up
When You Raise Money,
But If You Don't,
You Lose.
Sometimes I Think The Best Thing
That Could Happen To Me
Is I Lose This Election.
Can't Even Remember The Last
Time I Did Something With Hallie
Just For The Fun Of It.
It's Not Easy Being President
And A Parent, Believe Me.
Hey, It's Not Easy
Being A Parent Even When
You're Not President.
Duncan And I
Are Practically Strangers.
I Work Six Days A Week.
I Don't Even Get A Chance
To Play Golf Anymore.
You Play Golf ?
Yes, I Do.
- In Fact, I Was Captain
Of My College Team.
- Hmm.
You Play ?
[I]Not Lately.
Too Busy With The Campaign.
I Don't Have Time For Anything.
[I]Okay, Mr. President.
You Get One Phone Call.
Thank You Very Much.
Hey, Doesn't The Secretary
Of Agriculture Get A Call Too ?
So, Is There Anything Else
We Could Do Before We
Turn Ourselves In ?
I Mean Before We
Go To The Dance.
Like What ?
I Don't Know.
Normal Stuff.
I Mean, What Do
You And Your Friends Do
When There's No Dance ?
I Don't Know.
Nothing.
Except, You Know, Hang Out
With Other People That Are
Pretty Much Doin'--
Well, Nothing.
You Seem To Think That,
You Know, Having A Normal Life
Is Really Glamorous. It's Not.
I Mean You Wake Up In The
Morning. You Go To School.
Your Teachers Hassle Ya.
[I]You Go Home.
Your Parents Hassle Ya.
You Wake Up In The Morning.
You Do It All Over Again.
Having A Normal Life,
It's-- It's Really Boring.
I Mean Look At You.
You Jet-Set Around The World.
You Meet Really Famous People.
And Every Ment Of Every Day
Is Planned And Scheduled For Me.
I Mean, I Don't Even Have Time
To Have A Boring Moment.
I Haven't Had Too Many Of Those
Either, Since I Met You.
Hey, Look.
[I][ People Shouting ]
Hey, This Is Where
My Daddy's Fund-Raiser Is !
Let's Check It Out.
Hallie, What About
The Dance ?
[ Groans ]
Hallie, Hallie, Look.
I Think We Should Really
Get Outta Here...
Before Somebody
Spots Us, Okay ?
No. I've Never Gotten
To See One Of These
From The Outside Before.
Excuse Me.
Hi. Sorry.
And Now Let's Go Over Here
And See If We Can Talk
To Some Of These Protesters.
Uh, Miss ?
What's Your Opinion ?
Listen. Richmond
And His Administration...
Have Totally Destroyed
Everything This Country
Once Stood For.
-And This Fund-Raiser ? It Just
Proves They're All Crooks.
-That's Not True !
Obviously You Have
A Different Opinion
About The President, Miss ?
- You Bet I Do !
- What Are You Doin' ?
You Look A Little Like--
Like The President's Daughter.
I Know. I Get That A Lot.
They Are Just A Couple
Of Teenagers, Gentlemen.
[ Tv Continues ]
How Difficult Can It Be ?
Find Them !
[I] Tracy. Thank You.
Where Have You Been ?
Eating.
Where Else ?
[I] [ Phone Ringing ]
Thornhill Here.
[I][ Crowd Chanting On Tv ]
What ? You're Where ?
Well...
How Did You End Up There ?
Never Mind.
We'll Be Right Down.
Well, You'll Never Guess
Where The President Is.
No. You'll Never Guess
Where Duncan Is.
-[I] So Tell Us, Miss, What Do You
Think About The President ?
- Oh.
I Think He's Basically
An Okay Guy,
Except, You Know, He Could
Probably Lighten Up Some.
- I Don't Believe It.
-[I] What About You ? What Do
You Think Of The President ?
Me-- What Do I Think
Of The Pre-- Um,
I Think The President
Is A Great, Great Man--
And Forgiving.
[I] And We Should All
Get Behind Him.
Cool.
My Brother's A Tv Star.
- Get 'Em !
- Yes, Sir ! Right.
You Obviously Disagree
With This Young Man.
Well, Totally.
This President Is Using
The Secret Service To Spy
On Our Organization.
[I]That Is Not True.
He Would Never, Ever Do That.
Oh, Honey,
You Are So Young And Naive.
President Richmond
Is A Very Corrupt And Evil Man.
[I] How Can You Say That ?
Do You Know How Hard It Is
To Be The President...
Seven Days A Week,
People Wanting Something
From You Every Moment ?
He Never Has Time To Do Anything
For Himself, Anything Fun,
Anything Normal.
- You Don't Even Know Him.
- Hallie.
I Know What He Does.
I'm Surprised He Hasn't Already
Sent In His Goon Squad...
To Break Up
This Legal Protest.
There They Are !
They're Over There !
I Got 'Em !
Secret Service !
Secret Service !
Here They Come ! Come On !
Excuse Me.
See ? Here They Come.
Here They Come.
What Did I Tell You ?
Get Out Of The Way !
Out Of The Way.
Excuse Me.
Excuse Me !
Go !
Go !
Out Of The Way !
Move It !
[ Duncan ]
Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go !
Stop !
Hey !
[ Shouting Continues ]
Hallie, Come On !
[I] Don't Lose 'Em !
[I]♪♪ [ Lounge ]
Excuse Us. Sorry.
Excuse Me ! Sorry.
Come On. This Way.
Move It ! Move It !
Murphy, Three Men, Go That Way.
Weir, Rogers, Follow Me !
Come On.
They Gotta Be Here Somewhere.
Well, They're Not.
Larry, Follow Me.
Hurry Up, Duncan,
Before They Spot Us !
I'm Comin'.
Slowly, But I'm Comin'.
Right This Way.
Cool. Daddy's In Jail.
-[I] Charles ? Oh, Dear.
- George ?
Honey, We Just Saw The Kids
On Television.
So Did We.
Dan Sent The Secret Service
Out To Get Them,
[I] But They Got Away.
What ?
Are You Sure
You Want These Guys
Protecting You ?
Would You Please
Let My Husband Out Of Jail ?
Excuse Me.
I Swear, Mr. President.
I Had No Idea.
- Oh !
- I Just Talked
To The Precinct Captain.
I Told Him If They Catch Him,
To Call Us Before They
Do Anything Else.
[I]Can We Get Back
The Fund-Raiser Before
The Press Gets Wind Of This ?
We're Not Going Back
To The Fund-Raiser. We're Going
Back To The White House.
Mr. President, If You Don't
Go Back To That Fund-Raiser,
It Could Cost Us $10 Million.
And That's Money We're Gonna
Need In The Fall Against Olsen.
Paul, For The Rest Of The Night,
I'm Just A Father.
Let Somebody Else Be President.
If Duncan Goes To Jail,
Can I Have His Room ?
Tracy, Please, Not Now.
[ Tires Screeching ]
[ R Horns Honking ]
T8d 1016. That's Our Boy.
[I] [ Engine Starts ]
Let's Get Him.
[I][ Siren Wailing ]
[I][ Wailing Continues ]
Uh-Oh.
Cops.
Fear Not, Sweet Pea.
Hang On !
[I] [ Panting ]
[ Whimpers ]
[ Sighs ]
We'll Wait Up Here
For A Few Minutes,
And Then We'll Go Back Down.
Are You Okay ?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm Fine.
No, No.
I'm Not Okay. No.
I've Got A Little Confession
To Make.
I'm Not A Rock Climber.
[I]The Only Thing I've Actually
Ever Climbed In My Life
Were Stairs.
And I'm Not A Bungee Jumper.
And The Only Thing I Know
About Karate Is What I Saw
In The Jackie Chan Movies.
I Didn't Take You
For The Sportsman Type.
Are You Mad ?
I Figure If You Wanted
To Impress Me That Badly,
Then You Must Really Like Me.
Well, Yeah.
I Haven't Been Totally Up-Front
With You Either.
When We First Met,
I Deliberately Didn't Tell You
Who I Was...
Because I Was Afraid You
Wouldn't Want To Go Out With Me.
[ Chuckles ]
Well, Why Wouldn't I Want
Too Out With You ?
As You May Have Noticed, My Life
Is Kind Of... Complicated.
That's True.
And, Even Though I've Gotten
Into More Trouble Tonight...
Than I Have
In My Entire Life,
[I]I've Still Had
A Really Great Time.
For The Most Part.
Me Too.
Hey, Um,
I Got This For You...
Back At The, Uh--
At The Clothing Store.
[ Gasps ]
Thank You !
[I]♪♪ [ Lounge ]
Listen.
I Love This Song !
Do You Wanna Dance ?
Here ?
Yeah. It'd Be Fun.
I Don't Know How.
Come On. I'll Show You.
It's Easy.
Let's Just Stay Up Here
All Night...
And Watch The Sunrise.
What About The Dance ?
It's Gonna Be Over
Pretty Soon.
Yeah, But, Um--
You Know, We Really
Have To Go To That Dance.
Why ? We'll Only Make
The Last Five Minutes,
And It's So Beautiful
Up Here.
It Is.
It Really Is Beautiful,
But, You Know, If I Don't
Show Up At That Dance--
What ?
Well,
I, Uh--
I-- I Sort Of Made
This Bet.
A Bet ?
What Kind Of A Bet ?
It Was, Um, About You.
You Made A Bet About Me ?
Um, Yeah, I, Uh,
Bet My Friends $100
I'd Show Up At The Dance
With The President's Daughter.
Oh, So That's Why You Were
So Eager To Get Me To The Dance.
I'm Just Some Kind Of Trophy
To Show Off To Your Friends.
I Thought You Went Out With Me
'Cause You Liked Me, Duncan.
Looks Like You're
Gonna Lose Your Bet.
Hallie ! Ha--
Hallie !
[I]Hallie ! Hallie, Come On !
Wait, Please.
Please, Stop, Hallie.
It Was A Stupid Bet.
I'm Sorry.
It Was Before I Got
To Know You.
[ Groans ]
Hallie ? Hallie !
[I] [ Motorcycle Approaching ]
Well,
Fancy Meeting You Here.
[I] What's The Matter ?
You Having A Bad Night ?
You Could Say That.
The Guy I Was With
Ended Up Being A Real Jerk.
Yeah, The More Immature
They Are, The More They Feel
They Gotta Prove Themselves.
[I]Tell Me About It.
I Thought He Lik Me
For Me, You Know ?
A Woman Like You
Doesn't Need A Boy.
She Needs A Man--
A Man Who Understands Her.
Give Me A Break.
All I'm Sayin' Is,
Don't Let This Guy
Ruin Your Whole Evening.
Hop On. Let Me Show You
A Real Good Time.
- Like What ?
- Me And My Roommates Are Having
A Little Party Tonight.
You Can Be My Date.
How About It ?
I'm Not So Sure.
Come On.
[I] Hallie ! Hallie !
I'd Love To.
[ Engine Revving ]
Hey.
Hallie,
Where Are You Going ?
Steve And I Are Going
To A Party At His House,
And I'm Gonna Be His Date.
Hallie,
You Don't Know This Guy.
Don't Wait Up For Us,
Fletcher.
[ Whimpering ]
A, B, C,
D, E.
Ellinger, Ellinger, Ellinger.
Ellinger, Ellinger, Ellinger.
I Got You.
[I]♪ Well, All Right
Watch Out ♪♪
Pizza Chimp.
Hey !
Sorry,
National Emergency !
What Are You Doing ?
[ Whines ]
[I] [ Sirens Wailing ]
[ Chuckling ]
I Really Hate My Life.
[ Tires Screeching,
Horns Honking ]
[ Man ] Whoa !
Hang On !
We're Headin' Into Hyperspace !
[ Tires Screeching ]
Oh, Truck,
Truck, Truck, Truck !
[ Both Screaming ]
[ Tires Screeching ]
- [ Sighs ]
- Whoa ! Yeah !
Whoa !
These Antilock Brakes Rule !
[I] [ g*ns c*ck ]
Freeze !
Something Wrong, Officer ?
Some Set Of Wheels, Huh ?
[I]♪♪ [ Rock ]
You Live Here ?
Yeah.
[I]I Know It's A Little Rough, But
Wait Till You See The Inside.
Mr. President,
Ladies And Gentlemen,
They've Just Been Apprehended...
In An Alley On Tenth
After A High-Speed Chase.
Cool.
Oh, My.
Oh, That's Great.
Apparently,
They Are Also Suspects
In A Convenience Store Holdup...
Earlier This Evening.
What ?
Are They All Right ?
They're Fine.
I'm Having Them
Brought Here Immediately.
Olsen's People Are Gonna Have
A Field Day With This.
"Daughter Of Family Values
President On Crime Spree."
Our Son
Is A Juvenile Delinquent.
And Our Daughter
Is Patty Hearst.
[I]♪♪ [ Rock ]
[I][ Glass Shattering ]
[I][ Man Laughing ]
What's That Smell ?
Oh, That.
That's Been Here
Since We Moved In. Don't Worry.
You'll Get Used To It.
[ Nervous Laugh ]
Come On In.
[I]Hey, Steve-O !
Otto !
Who Is Your Friend ?
This Is Hallie.
She's Gonna Party With Us
For A While.
Now Listen. If You Get Sick
Of Him, You Just Let Me Know.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
Get Out Of Here, Man.
Come On.
[I][ Glass Shatters ]
Hallie ! Hallie !
Hello.
Hi. Sorry.
Obviously You're Not
Steve Ellinger.
Is There A Steve Ellinger, Jr.
Here This Evening ?
[I]Close The Door Quick, Herbert.
It's One Of Those Psychos.
-[I] Beat It !
- That Would Be A No.
[I]♪♪ [ Rock ]
About Ready To Dance ?
Yeah. Sure.
Steve ? Steve,
What Are You Doing ?
I Was Trying To Kiss You.
Look. I Really Like You And
All, But That's Moving Too Fast.
Okay.
These Are The Ones, Sir.
[ Gasps, Laughs ]
Hey, It's The President.
Who Are These Punks ?
You're Sure These Are The Ones ?
Yes, Sir. Red B.M.W.,
T8d 1016.
How's It Going, Mr. P. ?
[I]Hey,
Where'd You Get That Car ?
Hey, Lighten Up, Man.
We Boosted It.
Oh, There Was No One In It.
Get 'Em Out Of Here.
Let's Go.
Hey, Uh, Mr. P.,
You Think We Could Stay
In The Lincoln Bedroom ?
[I] Now's Not A Good Time ?
We'll Call You !
[I]Hey, Guys, Could We Go
To The Souvenir Shop
On The Way Out ?
So Where Are They ?
Dan.
[ Gulps ]
I'll-- I'll Get Right Back
To You On That.
Come On. Come On !
Faster. Faster !
Steve, What Are You Doing ?
Stop.
What's Your Problem, Huh ?
I Think You'd Better
Take Me Home Now.
Look, I'll Take You Home
When I'm Ready.
Fine. I'll Walk.
Excuse Me.
Strike Three. He's Out.
Shut Up, Man !
Where Do You Think
You're Going ?
Home.
I'll Take A Bus If I Have To.
Look, Nobody Walks Out
On Steve Ellinger.
Oh, Well, Then I Guess
I'm Nobody, 'Cause That's
Exactly What I'm Doing.
Let Me Go !
All Right.
You Be A Good Little Girl,
Come Back In The House And
I'll Take You Home Later.
[I]Steve, I Mean It !
Let Me Go !
[I]Steve, Stop ! I--
- I Wanna Go Home Now !
- Hallie !
[I] Hey, Let Her Go !
Duncan !
Come On, Hallie.
I'm Here To Take You Home.
Maybe She Doesn't
Want To Go.
I Do Want To Go Home.
You Shut Up !
Maybe She Doesn't Want To.
Look. You Got Five Seconds
To Get Out Of Here.
One, Two--
Five !
[ Grunts ]
Duncan,
Are You Okay ?
I'm Okay, Hallie.
You Stay Out Of This,
All Right ?
- I'm Handling It.
- You Want Some More ?
Yeah, I Want Some More !
[ Grunts ]
- Duncan !
- Hallie, I'm Handling This.
Just Stay Up There.
Better Give It Up, Little Man,
Before I Really Get Angry !
You Like That, Hallie ?
Hey, You Like That ?
[ Yells ]
[ Grunts ]
Just Stop It !
-[I] [ Cats Meowing ]
- You Leave Him Alone,
You Big Jerk !
- [ Chomping ]
- [ Yelling ]
You Stay O Of It !
Oh, Steve.
Smile !
Yeah ! Ow !
Oh, Duncan ! You Idiot !
You Could Have Gotten k*lled !
We're Both Gonna Get k*lled
If We Don't Get Out Of Here.
His Friends Might Come And Help.
We Gotta Go.
Wait.
Where Are You Going ?
- Oh, Steve.
- Huh ?
[I] [ Motorcycle Smashes ]
Ooh !
[ Snickering ]
[I][ Smashing Continues ]
Oh.
[ Giggles ]
Loser.
Catch You Later,
Steve-Arino.
Sorry.
You Were Right, Duncan.
If I Were More Careful
Like You, I Wouldn't Get
Into So Much Trouble.
Well, If You Were
More Careful Like Me,
You Wouldn't Have A Life.
You Just Gotta Be Careful
Who You Hang Out With,
That's All.
I Guess Not Everybody's
As Nice As You.
Oh, I Don't Know
How Nice I Am.
I've Been Trying To Get You
To That Dance All Night...
Just So I Could,
You Know, Win 100 Bucks.
I'm Sorry.
You Know, I Guess I--
I Kind Of Used Ya.
[ Sighs ]
I Kind Of Used You Too.
I Wanted To Go Out So Badly,
I'd Have Said Yes To Anybody.
But I'm Really Glad
It Was You, Duncan.
You Sure You Don't Want Me
To Go With You ?
[ Laughs ] Yeah.
Daddy Will Be Mad Enough
As It Is.
Oh, Hey, Um--
[ Clears Throat ]
I Thought, Uh, You Know, You
Might Like To Have This Back.
So, Think We'll Ever Get
To See Each Other Again ?
Maybe.
I Won't Be The President's
Daughter Forever, You Know.
Yeah, Only Four More Years,
If Your Father Gets Reelected.
Bye, Hallie.
Hallie, Where You Been ?
Don't Worry, Guys.
I'm Not Goin' Anywhere.
Not Anymore.
Snow White Has Returned
To The Castle.
Roger That.
Trust Me.
It'll Happen. Watch.
All Right. There You Go.
[I]Hmm. See, That's Too Tense.
You Have To Loosen The Shoulders
As A Pendulum.
All Right.
[I] I Don't Feel Tense.
[I]Go Ahead. Perfect.
Well, How Abt--
That's Not Bad.
Oh, Hallie !
Oh, Thank God.
I'm Okay.
-[I] Where Have You Been ?
- A Lot Of Places.
- Where Is Duncan ?
- He's On His Way Home.
Oh, He's Home.
Just Wait Till I Get
My Hands On Him.
[I] Look, I Am Really Sorry
About Tonight.
-[I] And Good Luck
[I] On Your Campaign, Huh ?
- Good Luck On Your Promotion.
Yeah, After Tonight
I'm Gonna Need It.
Good Night.
Thank You.
Let's Go.
Good Night.
Good Night, Mr. P.
Good Night, Tracy.
Is It Breakfast Yet ?
Will You
Come On, Please ?
[I][ Door Closes ]
Young Lady, You Have Cost
The Taxpayers Nearly $50,000 !
- We'll Handle It, Dan.
- And You Could Have Cost
Your Father His Reelection.
Good Night, Gentlemen.
This Is Family Business,
Not An Affair Of State.
Sir,
I'm Just Trying To--
Good Night !
[ Sighs ]
[I] [ Door Closes ]
Well, First Order
Of Business.
Would It Help
If I Said I'm Sorry ?
Wouldn't Hurt, But
You're Still Not Off The Hook.
[I][ Charles ]
I Still Can't Believe It.
Seventeen Years Of Being
Completely Responsible
And Trustworthy.
I Used To Brag
About You To My Friends
Who Had Wild Teenagers.
- Boy, Oh, Boy, You Have Really
Made Up For Lost Time.
- Sign Here, Sir.
Sorry.
And You Are Grounded
Indefinitely.
And Your Allowance--
That's Gone.
Get In.
[ Charles ]
Look, Duncan. I Was Pretty
Rough On You Back There,
But I've Been Thinking When
You're No Longer Grounded, We
Should Do Some Stuff Together.
Maybe Play A Little Golf.
Maybe You Can Teach Me
One Of Those Magic Tricks.
- Really ?
- Yeah.
Sure. That'd Be Great.
[ Chuckling ]
Well, That's A Great Jacket.
Looks-- Looks New.
- Expensive.
- Oh, It Was.
You Know, An Emergency Came Up
So I Did What You Told Me To.
I Charged It.
You Charged It ?
Well, You--
Dad, Look Out !
[I] [ Horn Honks, Tires Screech
Car Crashes ]
[I] [ Horn Honking ]
[I][ Man ]
You Idiot !
What, You Didn't See Me ?
[I]You Didn't See The Sign ?
What Part Of "Stop"
Don't You Understand ?
[I] Seventy, Eighty, Ninety,
One Hundred.
So What Did You Really Do
Saturday Night ?
You Chickened Out ?
[ Cackling ]
Saturday Night, Uh,
I Had A Date With
The President's Daughter.
[I] Got Chased All Night
By The Secret Service.
My Dad's Car Was Stolen,
Got Into A Brawl
At A Dance Club.
[I] Put On A Magic Show
At A Biker Bar.
That Was Pretty Cool.
Uh, Was On Television,
And, Oh, Right, I Kicked
Steve Ellinger's Butt.
[ Laughing ]
Any Other
Stupid Questions ?
All Right, You Don't
Have To Tell Us If You
Don't Want To, Duncan.
I Don't Really Care
If You Guys Believe Me Or Not.
You Know Why ? Saturday Night
Was The Night Of My Life.
[I]I Mean, I Got To Go Out
With A Girl Who Is Beautiful...
And Smart And Funny,
And She Liked Me For Me.
And, Oh, Yeah, She Thinks
Magic's Pretty Cool.
[ Laughing ]
Whatever.
The Election Of 1920
Had A Lot Of First-Time Voters.
Does Anyone Remember
Who They Were ?
- Duncan.
- Huh ?
[I] Wake Up, Duncan.
[I] [ Knock At Door ]
[I][ Students Laughing ]
[I] Secret Service, Ma'am.
We're Here For Duncan.
Duncan, The Secret Service
Is Here For You.
Oh, Now What Did Io ?
[ Sighs ]
Boys.
Nice To See You Again,
Duncan.
Mm-Hmm.
Mm-Hmm.
Whoa.
Whoa.
[I][ Boy ]
Check It Out.
That's All Right, Gentlemen.
I'll Take It From Here.
Hello, Mr. President.
Well, Duncan,
I Must Say That Since
You And I First Met, Uh,
It's Been Very Exciting.
Uh, Yeah.
Listen. About That,
Mr. President, I Just Want You
To Know That It Was My Fault.
Hallie
Had Nothing To Do With It.
She's Completely Innocent.
Hallie Told Me Everything
That Happened Saturday Night.
Everything ?
Even About The Boy
On The Motor Bike.
[I] Yeah.
Well, You Know,
I Guess If We Didn't Ditch
The Secret Service,
Then I Wouldn't Have Had
To Save Her.
Yeah, But You Did,
Didn't You ?
And For That,
I Want To Thank You
From The Bottom Of My Heart.
Well, It Was My Pleasure,
Mr. President.
Of Course I'm Never Gonna
Get To See Her Again, But--
Oh, I'm Not Sure I'd Veto
That Idea.
Really ?
In Fact, I'd Feel Fine
Knowing She's Out With You.
Duncan, If You Ever Need
Anything, Let Me Know, Okay ?
Well, Thank You,
Mr. President.
- All Right.
- Bye.
Actually, Mr. President !
Now That You Mention It,
There Is One Little Thing
You Could Do For Me.
Charles.
You'll Never Guess Who
I Just Got Off The Phone With.
Who ?
The White House.
- The White House ?
- The President...
Wants Me To Play Golf With Him
On Saturday,
And He Specifically Asked
That I Bring You With Me.
Really ? The President ?
Start Working
On Your Golf Swing,
Mr. Vice President
In Charge Of Operations.
[I] [ Laughing ]
The President, Charles.
Saturday.
[ Laughing Continues ]
I Wonder If The Secret Service
Knows My Handicap.
[I] [ Door Closes ]
Thank You, George.
Thank You Very Much.
-Evening, Mr. Fletcher.
-Top Of The Evening To You, Ron.
You Must Be Getting Used
To This, Duncan.
Do You Actually Own
Another Suit ?
Duncan ?
Hey.
- Night, Dad. Night, Mom.
- Night, Baby.
- Good Night.
Don't Worry, Mr. President.
I'll Have Her Home By 11:00.
Whenever.
Thanks, Dad.
Have Fun.
You Know,
Once This Election's Over,
Why Don't We Take
A Little Family Vacation ?
What Were You Thinking,
Camp David ?
I[I] Was Thinking Camp David.
Or Paris.
Paris.
Paris.
I Never Thought We'd Get
The Chance To Do This Again.
Yeah, I Know.
You Know, Your Dad
Is A Really Cool Guy
For Trusting Us Like This.
Yeah.
[I]♪ My Date With
The President's Daughter ♪
[I]♪ My Date With
The President's Daughter ♪
[I]♪ Oh, Yeah, My Date With Her ♪
[I]♪ So Good ♪
[I] ♪ So Good ♪
[I]♪ So Young ♪
[I] ♪ So Young ♪
[I]♪ So Free ♪
[I]♪ My Date With
The President's Daughter ♪
[I]♪ My Date With
The President's Daughter ♪
[I]♪ Oh, Yeah, My Date With Her ♪♪
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My Date with the President's Daughter (1998)
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