Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein (1999)

[bunniefuu]

[Wolf Howling]

[Grunting]

[Crowd Shouting]

[Man] Over there!

Hey! There he goes.

After him!

Into the forest!

[Growling]

Aah!

[Creaking]

[Grunting]

[Growling]

He's gone inside.

Let's burn it down!

[Shouting Continues]

Stop where you are.

What do you want here?

Go away!

Give us the monster!

He destroyed our village!

Monster? Ha!

Do you think I created some

monster from dead body parts...

I stole from the cemetery

or something?

[Crowd Grumbling]

[Man] Blecch! No!

We just thought

that maybe-—

Ridiculous!

Now, shoo. Shoo!

[Crowd Grumbling,

Complaining]

Hmph.

[Monster Growling]

Now you've done it!

They will be

watching us!

Now we must leave this place

and start all over.

And you know

what that means.

[Frightened Growling]

[Squeaking]

[Frantic Muttering]

Yow! [Splattering]

[Chuckles] Lucky

me. I have a spare.

[Wolf Howling]

[Squeaking]

- [Roaring]

- [Screaming]

[Roaring Continues]

[Grunting]

Sorry.

It's my arch supports.

They throw off my whole

center of balance.

You call this a monster?

Come on, Billy.

I told you

this wouldn't be scary.

Let's go on that Dragonland

ride again. [Blows Raspberry]

Those gigantic, fire-breathing

serpents always make you wet your pants.

Oop! [Chuckles] ls

everything all right?

- Not too scary, was it?

- Are you kidding?

We were more

frightened... [Raspberry]

by "It's a Teeny-Weeny

World."

Sorry, Mr. Yesman. Look, I

know I goofed up, but I'll do better.

You pose no professional

threat to me, so I'll be frank.

This was

your last goof-up!

But, sir, I--

Face it!

You're just not scary. Majestic Movie

Studio Park has a reputation to uphold.

Besides, my job is on the

line. Give me your head.

Yow!

Watch the electrodes.

I'm bringing in a monster

expert from Europe.

He's going to make this

attraction the terrifying experience...

our public

expects it to be.

Yeah, but wh-what about

me? I don't have insurance!

- You're going back to your old job.

- No [ Stammering]

Not... Sammy Squirrel!

America's wackiest

cartoon rodent.

Main entrance.

Be there.

[Chuckles] Well, at

least I know all my lines.

♪ Sammy, Sammy, Sammy

I'm a squirrel squirrel, squirrel ♪

♪ Smartest little rodent

In the world, world, world ♪

♪ I can do anything

if anybody can ♪

♪ Last name is Squirrel ♪

[Screaming]

♪ First name is

Sammy, Sammy, Sammy ♪

♪ I'm a squirrel

squirrel, squirrel ♪

♪ Smartest little rodent

In the world, world, world ♪

♪ I can do anything- ♪♪

[Grunts]

[Laughing] [Laughing]

Aw, isn't that cute?

[Chattering] Hurry up,

now, hurry. Come on.

[Woman] Excuse me,

I'm trying to get past you!

Hello! Could you

move aside, please?

[Chattering Continues]

[Announcer On Loudspeaker] Ladies

and gentlemen! Majestic Movie Studios--

Mommy! Mommy!

Let's go in here.

[Announcer] ...starring

Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Hurry!

The show is about to start.

Move it! Move it!

Could you move down, please?

- Could you all scoot down, please?

- Huh?

[Announcer]

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

♪ ♪ [Organ]

we remind you

to take heed and be cautious,

because there are

things out there.

♪ ♪ [Rock]

Whoa-oa-oh!

♪ You're all alone

in the middle of the night ♪

♪ Something moves

in the cold moonlight ♪

♪ You're tryin' not to scream

But you got to let it out ♪

♪ And it makes you wanna

You wanna ♪

♪ You wanna shout

There's things out there ♪

♪ Sneakin' up behind you

Things out there ♪

♪ That'll chill you to the bone

Those things out there ♪

♪ You know

they're gonna find you ♪

♪ No matter where you go

You know ♪

♪ There's things out there ♪

[Moaning]

♪ ♪

♪ Runnin' through the graveyards

Bumpin' into trees ♪

♪ Somethin' reaches up

and pulls you to your knees ♪

♪ Try to get away

You don't know if you can ♪

♪ And you're starin' at the

At the old Wolf Man ♪

♪ There's things out there ♪

♪ Sneakin' up behind you ♪

[Howling]

♪ Things out there

Don't go out alone ♪

♪ Those things out there ♪

♪ You know they're gonna find you

No matter where you go ♪

♪ You know

There's things out there ♪

♪ Things that'll

chase you ♪

♪ Things that?! eat you ♪

♪ Things that'll jump out and

say they're glad to meet you ♪

♪ Vampires, witches

Goblins and ghosts ♪

♪ But you know the ones

that scare you the most ♪

♪ Are those things out there ♪

♪ Waitin' in the darkness ♪

♪ Things out there

with the bright red eyes ♪

♪ Things out there

Better watch where you're goin' ♪

♪ 'Cause you never know when

there are Know when there are ♪

♪ Know when there are

things out there ♪

♪ And you know

the sky is fallin' ♪

♪ Things out there

Better run for home ♪

♪ There's things out there ♪

♪ You can hear

your mommy calling ♪

♪ You're never gonna know

when there are ♪

♪ When there are

When there are things out there ♪

♪ Things out there ♪

♪ Things out there ♪

♪ Things out there ♪♪

♪ ♪

[Audience Cheering]

[Announcer On PA] Ladies and

gentlemen, the next Chipmunk show

will begin in one hour!

- [Yelling]

- [Crying]

[Chuckles]

Sorry about that.

How dare you scare

my child? [Crying]

What kind of a park are you

running here? [Whimpering]

Oh, did "wittle Biwwy Wiwwy"

get scaredy-poo?

- [Blows Raspberry]

- Gosh, Alvin. A-Are you okay?

Y-Yeah. I think so. [Gasps]

Where's my Cap?

What happened, Alvin?

Trip over your ego?

[Screaming]

I bet Alvin would feel better

I-if I had something to eat.

Why don't we find

a snack bar?

Hello? A snack

bar? Are you kidding?

We've got a whole

hour to k*ll...

at the thrill-ride capital

of the universe,

and you want to go

to a snack bar?

Absolutely not.

Th-This kills me to say it,

but Alvin's right.

There's the 3-D show,

the special effects lab...

and the fabulously-

Oh, please, Simon.

We're going

to Dragonland!

[Woman] Hey, watch it!

[Woman #2] Hello, I'm sitting here!

[Theodore] I don't want to

go to Dragonland! It's scary!

No, no, no, no, no.

Not scary. Thrilling!

Take 'er up!

Easy now.

Up!

Herr Yesman?

- Eeh! Oh, you must be

Doctor F-F--

-That is right.

Ted Yesman. Accent

on the first syllable.

Welcome to Majestic,

Doctor!

Thanks for coming to save

my job-- I mean, the studio.

Sure.

Here, here. Let

me get that for you.

When I want your help,

I will ask for it.

♪ Sammy, Sammy, Sammy

I'm a squirrel squirrel, squirrel ♪

Yuck!

♪ The smartest little rodent

In the world, world, world ♪

♪ I can do anything-- ♪♪

[Grunts]

Stay away from me, you

irritating, singing vermin.

I never liked you,

even as a small child.

[Uneasy Chuckling] I can

see you're a decisive man.

A man who knows what he wants.

-Take me to the castle now.

Right away.

Absolutely! Posthaste!

Lovely bag! Must have

cost an arm and a leg.

Actually, an arm

and two legs.

But I hate roller coasters!

Well, Dragonland's

not a roller coaster.

-Oh! Really?

-Really.

A roller coaster just goes

up and down and around.

Dragonland does

all of that, plus...

it surrounds you with

incredibly realistic...

fire-breathing,

mythical monsters...

with yard-long,

razor-sharp teeth,

and claws-- Mm-mm-mm!

-Silence, my little friend.

You're scaring

Theodore to death.

[Chuckling] Sorry,

Theodore. Are you okay?

Nothing a little snack

couldn't cure.

Dragonland's the best!

Wow! I'm goin' again!

Yeah. Me too. I still

got hearing in one ear.

No!

Oh, quit fighting, pal. You're

gonna love this. Trust me!

[Thunderclap]

[Man] Hey, come on.

Open up. Open up!

Silence!

[Gasping]

- Can't you read English?

It's closed!

- [Screaming]

Go on! Get! Shoo! Before I

turn you into luncheon meat!

[Screaming]

Whoa-ohh-ohhh!

[Panting]

Uh, Herr Doctor,

don't take this as a criticism,

but this is a tourist attraction.

We usually try not

to threaten the guests.

Und "have a nice day."

That's the spirit!

I want you

to go away now.

[Giggling Nervously] Not

a problem. I can do that.

[Gulping]

Consider me gone!

[Rumbling] [Man]

Delivery for the doctor.

Please.

This way.

Und be careful.

[Thunderclap]

[Alvin]

Hey, let's take the tram.

- [Man Groaning]

- Hey! Watch it!

[Theodore]

Sorry. Excuse me.

[Theodore Grunting]

Ah! Mm. Ow!

Dragonland,

here we come!

[Coughing On P.A., Loudspeaker Squealing]

[Man On P.A.] Are we on?

Hi!

Welcome to the Majestic

Movie Studio Tour,

where fun and fantasy

and folks like you...

find fabulous

filmland fulfillment...

with your new friend, Phil--

that's me!

[Phil]

Now, get your cameras ready,

'cause we just might see

some celebrities today!

- Would you like that?

- [Together] Yes!

That's "Yes, Phil!"

- [Together] Yes, Phil.

- Now, before we get going,

is anybody here

a producer?

- Hmm?

- Ahh.

Mm-hmm.

Not even for cable?

Well, okay.

[Sighs]

You know, folks,

here in our little corner

of the Hollywood dream factory,

we sh**t over 500 hours

of TV shows and movies

in a year.

And yet, incredibly

talented actors are reduced

to driving bus loads...

of ungrateful vacationeers

on studio tours--

Uh--

[ Coughs, Chuckles]

Well, then--

Now, here's where they shot that unforgettable

scene in High Society Lowlifes...

where Sir Arthur tells

Natasha he's leaving her!

Oh!

It's one of my favorites!

"I'm not the man

you want, Natasha.

I'll only make you...

miserable."

[Tourists Grumbling]

- Uh, Phil, if I may--

- Hey!

"I'm not the man

you want, Natasha.

"I'll only make you...

miserable.

You want someone who wants

to settle down and start a family."

"Don't tell me

what I want, Arthur.

"You're the only man

I've ever loved.

[Tourists] Aww!

Will ever love."

[Sniffling] Oh! Oh! This is

where the sister comes in.

"Natasha! Natasha!

Daddy's gone!"

[Weeping]

"No!"

[Clapping, Cheering]

Listen, you little... beaver,

or muskrat or whatever you are--

Don't... touch...

the cap.

Oh!

You think you can do

this job better than me?

- Duh.

- [Tires Squealing]

[Phil Screaming]

Whoa-h*!

[Screaming]

[Tourists]

Whoa!

Aah!

[Phil Screaming]

Alvin, these people

are paying for a tour!

At least give them one!

No time, Simon. I'm

getting us to Dragonland.

Remember, Miranda, you think you

just married the man of your dreams,

only to discover it was

his evil twin brother...

Who doesn't know that you're

his brother's fiance's twin sister.

- Action!

- [Tires Screeching]

To your left is

the New York street...

where they shot

Guys and-- duh!

[Grunts]

[Screaming]

To your left is

a screaming bridesmaid.

To your right is

the mother of the groom.

You're driving right crazy.

Straight ahead, that's international

star Miranda Burstynpfeiffer.

Gee, she sure can jump.

Who wants to go again?

- [Crowd Cheering] Me! I will! I will!

- Give me that key, m-maggot!

- [Crowd] Aww!

- Much better.

But you might want to put

the emphasis on "maggot."

[Shouting Good-byes]

[Chuckling] Looks like we'll

have to walk to Dragonland.

[Coughing] I don't want

to rain on your parade,

but our show?

We've got plenty of time.

I know a shortcut. Trust me.

I hate it

when he says that.

But they were due back

a half-hour ago!

I could lose my job over this.

[Dave] Gee, Mr. Yesman, I-I'm really

sorry. I can't imagine where they could be.

Well, of course they want to

perform at the world premiere.

I know you've got

a very hard job.

No, I-I'm sure your mother

would be disappointed if you lost it.

Mr. Yesman.

M-M-Mr.Yesman!

I assure you that the

Chipmunks are professionals.

It's not like them

to be late.

Who am I kidding? "Late"

is Alvin's middle name.

I better get to the theme park

and see if I can find them.

[Man On P.A.] Ladles and gentlemen,

thank you for visiting me, Sammy Squirrel,

at Majestic Movie Studio's

park.

Come again soon.

Hmm. Mm. Yeah.

Arms, two.

Legs, two.

Feet-- one!

Now, where did I put that--

[Growling]

- Herr Doctor?

- What now?

Oh, my goodness.

You've accomplished

quite a bit for one afternoon!

- I do not like to waste time.

- And, uh, what are these?

- Brains.

- [Laughing]

Uh, how--

how realistic.

Yes.

They are.

What size shoe

do you wear?

[Stammering] M-Me? Oh,

you don't want-- I mean--

My right foot's

so much larger than my--

I had to special order all

my-- W-Well, good night!

[Footsteps Receding]

Ah! Never mind.

Here it is.

[Simon]

Great shortcut, Alvin.

We've been walking

for hours,

and I've yet to see

a single dragon.

Yeah,

and I'm still hungry.

[Gasps]

Our show's

been canceled.

What do you suggest

we do now,

Mr. Reliable?

Okay, okay, I admit it.

We missed our show,

the park is closed,

we're probably locked in,

and it's all my fault!

There.

Are you happy?

I'm just

fuzzy all over.

[Whimpering] I can't

stay here all night!

Teddy will get cold.

Don't worry, Theodore.

So we're locked in overnight.

[Chuckles] What's the

worst that can happen?

[Growling]

Well, I guess we could

starve to death.

Or lions could escape

from their cages...

and tear us

limb from limb!

Or maybe the ghost of

some silent movie star...

could wrap his cold,

green, lifeless hands...

around our

little throats and--

Or we find a phone, call

Dave and have him pick us up.

I-I pick Simon's plan.

Oh, wait for me!

[Alvin] Hey, why

don't I get to dial?

[Panting]

Because it's my quarter,

and Theodore

asked first!

Oh!

[Dinging]

Don't worry, Theodore.

As soon as Dave answers,

our troubles are over!

[Line Ringing]

It's ringing!

Oh, please answer,

please answer, please answer!

Theodore!

Simon!

Alvin!

He's not home.

[Gasps, Shrieks]

We're all gonna die!

[ Screaming,

Grunting]

Hey, look!

Sornebody's still here,

[Wolf Howling]

As soon as

I know they're okay,

I'm gonna k*ll them!

[Grunting,

Mumbling]

Alvin!

[Gasps]

Alvin! Cut it out.

You know it scares me.

[Sinister Chuckling] I know.

[Muttering, indistinct]

Shh! Hear that?

[Muttering Continues]

[Dr. Frankenstein] ♪ The knee

bone's connected to the leg bone ♪

♪ The leg bone's connected

to the f- ♪

To this-- How does

that song go again?

♪ Them bones, them bones

Them-- Mm-hmm ♪

♪ Hey, da-da ♪

[Gasps] Shh!

♪ Hey, da-da ♪

No!

♪ Da-ding-ding an ankle ♪

♪ Da-ding-ding the foot

Da-ding-ding the toe ♪

♪ Da-ding-ding ♪

- [Singsong Continues, Indistinct]

- [Gears clanking]

[Theodore, Alvin Gasp]

Guys, it's just a costumed character.

It's not real!

Ah, mein liebchen!

At last we are together again.

[Chuckles]

This fool Yesman,

hiring the real

Dr. Frankenstein...

to make his little exhibit

more frightening! [Giggles]

I think we will make it

frightening enough.

Don't you?

Alvin!

Fellas!

[Electricity Buzzing]

[Humming]

[Buzzing]

[Dr. Frankenstein Cackling]

[Laughing]

My fame is alive!

- [Cackling Madly]

- [Swooning]

[Thuds]

Theo? [Swoons]

[Thuds]

[Laughing Hysterically]

Hey!

Don't touch the cap.

- [Screaming, Cackling]

- [Screaming]

- [Grunting]

- Let's get out of here!

[Grunting] After them!

They must not escape!

[Growling]

Hurry! Hurry!

Before they bring

the others!

[Growling]

Guys?

Maybe they got locked

in their dressing room.

A-A-Alvin?

Simon?

[Screaming Hysterically]

[Roaring]

[Panting]

[Moaning]

Oh! My Teddy!

- [Growling]

- [Gasping]

Theodore, let's go!

[Growling]

Where could they--

[Wolf Howling]

Hey! Someone

must still be here.

[Growling Continues]

I-Is he g-g-gone?

I think so.

[Growling]

[Nervous Chuckling]

But I could be wrong!

- [Both Screaming]

- [Grunting]

[Growling]

[Whimpering]

♪ Sammy, Sammy

I'm a squirrel

squirrel, squirrel ♪

[Growling]

♪ The smartest little rodent

in the world, world, world

[Roaring]

♪ I can do anything-- ♪♪

- ♪♪ [Stops]

- [Alvin Screaming]

Why are we stopping,

when every rational impulse...

tells us to--

Oh, no.

[Alvin]

Dragonland.

Alvin?

Theodore?

- Si-- Aaaah!

- Well, what do you want?

I-I'm looking for

three little chipm-

Come in. Come in!

Tell me, are you

an organ donor?

You can't be serious.

[Chuckles]

Simon, don't you see?

Even a monster wouldn't

think we were stupid enough...

to take a thrill ride in the

middle of a life-or-death chase!

Are we?

Well, yeah.

But he doesn't know that.

Come on!

[Growling]

This is too creepy.

I gotta get out of here.

May I remind you that...

there's an actual

monster back there!

Oh, yeah.

I-I forgot.

[Growling]

[Sighs]

This is so cool!

I'm not happy.

Hey, look!

A phone.

Maybe Dave's

home by now.

He could bring the cops

and save us! [Beeping]

No, Alvin! Wait!

That's not a ph--

[Alvin On P.A.] Dave! You gotta

come get us. There's a monster after us.

And we're hiding

in Dragonland!

[Grunting]

Huh?

[Snarling]

[Giggles] Well, so much

for the hiding concept.

Well, maybe the monster

doesn't understand English.

Boy, that little

glass of yours...

is always half full,

isn't it?

[Giggles] Yeah--

What little glass?

[Growling]

- [Screaming]

- [Monster Growling]

[Electricity Crackling]

[Blubbering]

[Growling]

Yes!

He missed!

[Growling]

[Dr. Frankenstein] Und add

one ounce of sleeping potion--

Ah! Here, here!

The tea is ready.

I'm really worried

about them.

I understand. Ach! I have

a little monster of mine own.

- [Cackling]

- I've looked everywhere.

Calm yourself.

Relax.

Drink your tea.

I-I can't relax. Not until I

know the boys are okay.

I am sure

they are fine.

They probably just

found a little playmate.

[Cackling]

I-I gotta go.

They're out there

in the park somewhere.

Wait! I, uh, have

a map of the place.

This will help.

By the way, do you

have both your kidneys?

[Theodore] This isn't

real. It's just a ride.

This isn't real.

It's just a ride.

This isn't real!

It's just a ride!

[Theodore Screaming]

[Screaming Together]

[Monster Screaming]

Tell me you don't

love this baby.

Quite impressive.

[Growling]

But I don't think we're

going to like the way it ends.

Oh! He really

shouldn't be doing that.

You're supposed

to sit down...

and keep your hands

in the car at all times!

Very helpful,

Theodore.

We wouldn't want him

to get hurt...

before

he could k*ll us!

[Wheels Screeching]

[Alvin Continues] Hang on, guys.

This is supposed to be the scariest part.

[Monster Growls] Unless, of course,

you have a hideous monster chasing you.

[Monster Growling]

- [Screaming]

- [Screaming]

Oh. I think

I lost my appetite.

[Growling]

[Simon] Hey! Look at that.

Doesn't he know it's just a-a ride?

[Alvin] Apparently not.

He thinks he's

about to be eaten!

- [Screeching]

- [Growling, Grunting]

Man!

He's like cough syrup.

He just

won't go down.

[Dave] Gee, I-I didn't

realize how big the park is.

Thanks for

your hospitality,

but I-I really

better be going.

You haven't... touched

your tea. [Chuckles]

- Perhaps something to

make you sleep.

- No, thanks.

- [Blows]

- I-I'm gonna check at home.

Maybe they're

already back there.

- Very well.

- Thanks again.

Come again!

[Dart Sticks]

Und bring your kidneys--

Kiddies. I mean your kiddies.

[Groans]

[Snoring]

[Growling]

[Grunting]

[Cracking]

Oh, this isn't good.

The potential energy

is building up...

far beyond

the tolerances...

for which this ride

was engineered.

What does that mean

in English?

I means unless he lets go

something's going to give,

and we're going

to go way too... fast!

[Screaming]

[Screeching]

Wow!

Ah!

We made it!

We're alive!

[Laughing]

- I told you to trust me.

- Oh, please!

[Growling]

[Snarling]

[Dave] Uh, Theodore's always

been so happy and sweet.

Simon's the one

with the glasses.

[Chuckles] Funny, I didn't

even know he needed them.

A-And then of course,

there's Alvin. [Chuckles]

Oh, this was the time Alvin

burned down the kitchen...

making me

a Father's Day breakfast.

[Female Officer] Oh, y-yeah, I remember

getting the call on that one.

Oh, and here he is, just after he set the

lab rats free at the school open house.

There I am.

[Chuckles] Oh!

The one with the principal's

hands around your neck? Uh-huh.

She's got quite a grip

for a woman her age.

Well, Mr. Seville,

we'll be in touch.

You betcha. And don't

worry, we'll do our best...

to find your,

uh, ah, "boys."

Do you need any more information?

Did I describe them okay?

"Chipmunks with clothes on."

Yeah, that ought to do it.

As soon as we hear

anything, we'll let you know--

- Dave!

- Fellas!

Oh!

Ah, that's gotta hurt.

[Dave]

Thanks, officers.

Uh, Dave? Dave?

I-I can't breathe.

- Oh, sorry. Now--

- We know, Dave.

[Together]

"Everybody on the couch."

Where on Earth

have you boys been?

- Well, we--

- Why didn't you call?

- We tried!

- Didn't you stop to think

how worried I must have been?

- Yeah, but we--

- Missed your show

and disappeared for hours!

But Dave, you don't understand.

There was this huge, scary monster, see?

- And every--

- Yeah, I know.

And it ate your homework.

Huh?

Uh, what homework?

- Good one, Dave.

But really, it was all--

- Alvin, please.

I'm not in the mood

to hear about monsters.

Now, until you're ready

to tell the truth,

I don't want to hear

a peep out of any of you.

- But--

- [Clears Throat]

Good night.

I can't believe it.

Dave didn't believe me.

Yeah. Especially with your

track record for honesty.

Can I help it if I don't stifle

my active imagination?

[Whimpering]

My Teddy!

I-I must

have dropped him.

Well, we're not

going back for him.

But, if we did,

that monster wouldn't

stand a chance!

Oh, wow!

I'm still scared.

♪♪

♪ What if a monster came

in the room tonight ♪

♪ What would we do

What could we do ♪

♪ If he tried to make your hair

turn white with fright ♪

♪ What would you do

if it was you ♪

♪ I'd drown him

with my soaker g*n

Glue him to a chair ♪

♪ Stick a dead skunk

in his pockets ♪

♪ I'd knock him off his feet

with a judo sweep ♪

♪ Blast him into space

on a rocket ♪

♪ I'd send him to his doom ♪

♪ If a monster

came in my room ♪

Yo, zipper-face,

you want a piece of me?

Y'all ready to rumble?

Bring it on, brother!

♪ But if a monster sat

on the edge of the bed

what would you do ♪

♪ What could you do ♪

♪ With a zipper in his neck

And bolts in his head ♪

♪ If it was me

Well, let me see ♪

♪ I'd multiply pi

times his height

and his weight ♪

♪ To determine mathematically ♪

♪ The way to alter

his molecular state ♪

♪ And shrink him

to the size of a flea ♪

♪ Then I'd fill him

full of dread ♪

♪ lf a monster

sat on my bed ♪

[Together]

♪ Ain't no monster

gonna put us down ♪

♪ Uh-uh, no way ♪

♪ We'll chase his face

right out of town ♪

♪ That's what we say ♪

♪ Ain't no monster

gonna put us down ♪

♪ Uh-huh, that's right ♪

♪ 'Cause we're

the meanest 'munks around ♪

♪ We're tight ♪

Simon! Theodore!

Alvin!

Go to sleep!

Okay!

I am the Munkinator.

♪ If a monster came in

and decided to stay ♪

♪ That wouldn't be very nice ♪

♪ We could ask him politely

to go away ♪

♪ Are we 'munks

or are we mice ♪

♪ I'll stick him in the ribs

with my pirate sword ♪

♪ sh**t Silly String

at his head ♪

♪ I'll use my blanket

like a matador ♪

♪ I'll just hide under my bed ♪

[Simon, Alvin] No!

[Together]

♪ We'll make

this place his tomb ♪

♪ If a monster

comes in our room ♪

♪ We'll send him to his doom ♪

♪ If a monster

comes in our room ♪

♪ We'll blow him up

Ka-boom ♪

[Dave] I thought I told

you boys to go to sleep!

♪♪

[Softly] ♪ If a monster

comes in our room ♪

♪ We'll send him

to his doom ♪

♪ If a monster

comes in our room ♪

♪ We'll blow him up ♪

Ka-boom!

♪ If a monster

comes in our room ♪♪

[Yawning]

Night.

Night.

Night.

Oh, I hope Teddy's

okay out there.

[Thunderclap]

[Sniffs,

Growls]

[Leaves Rustling]

[Rustling]

[Growling]

[Dave]

Alvin! Go to sleep!

[Growls, Yells]

[Thud]

Come on, fellas.

I thought I told you to--

Huh?

[Door Shuts]

[Theodore Gasps]

Teddy!

[Grunts]

[Growls]

[Screams] Let go of me!

[Thunderclap]

[Whimpering]

What do you want?

Oh, Teddy!

You're okay.

Y-Y-You came

all this way...

just to give him

back to me?

[Gentle Growling]

[Grunting,

Groaning]

- Wait!

- Huh?

You shouldn't be out

in this rain.

You could catch a cold.

Come on.

Friend.

[Sighing]

Aww.

My liebchen!

Where are you? Hello?

Where could he be?

Hmph!

[Muttering]

Ah!

[Thunderclap]

[Moaning]

Oh! Oh-h*.

Such a headache!

[Gasps]

[Screaming]

Out of my way, imbecile!

You miserable rodent!

I can't stand you.

You don't even

look like a squirrel.

Your silly hat, and--

I hate you,

and what's more, I--

- ♪♪ [Sammy's Theme]

- Oh, I hate that song.

♪♪ [Continues]

Yecch.

[Deep Snoring]

Theodore,

you're snoring again.

[Snoring increases]

Theodore, cut it out!

[Deep Snoring

Continues]

Oh, Simon?

[Grumbles]

Uh, what?

Take a peek

under Theodore's covers.

What?

Just do it.

[Yawning]

[Snoring Continues]

Well,

what do you see?

- You mean, the--

ahem-- monster?

- Mm-hmm.

But how?

How did he--

I don't know, but we've

got to save Theodore.

[Whispers] Okay, you yank

back the covers, and I'll--

Huh?

Wait! Don't hurt him.

He's a good guy.

[Chuckles]

Well, of course he is.

We just wanted to know if

you guys wanted to play...

uh, baseball.

Well, uh, maybe

after breakfast.

[Dave] Fellas!

[Both Gasping]

Guys, I gotta go.

Hey!

Uh, I'm gonna try and get

you that big premiere again.

And don't go anywhere!

Miss Miller

will be here any minute.

Whew!

[Sighs]

[Door Opening,

Closing]

[Car Door Closing,

Engine Starting]

[Car Driving Away]

[Together] Whew!

Ohh.

[Laughs]

I don't get it.

If he's such

a big, lovable lug,

then why was he trying

to k*ll us?

Perhaps he wasn't

trying to k*ll us.

Hello!

If he'd caught us last night, he'd

have cracked our little bodies...

like this!

[Gasps]

Uh-oh.

Actually,

I-I think Alvin's right.

Well, then may I ask why we're

fixing him a 12-egg omelet?

Well, 'cause I think

he's got a really nice heart.

He probably just acts like a monster

'cause everyone treats him like one.

Uh-oh.

[Glass Tinkling]

Oh.

[Woman]

Hello!

Yoo-hoo! Hello!

Boys!

[Gasps]

[All Gasp]

Miss Miller!

Well, Miss Miller!

So good to see you!

- [Simon, Theodore Grunting]

- But Dave decided to stay home

today with his kiddies.

What?

Why, I turned down a lunch date

with my vacuum repairman.

Now, listen here, David.

If you wanna stay home and

play "monster" with your boys,

then I expect

a phone call.

Shame on you, David.

- Huh?

Don't you give me

an attitude, young man.

[Sniffing]

Ohh!

What's burnin'?

Well, thanks for

stopping by, Miss Miller.

Ta-ta! And sorry you

can't stay for breakfast!

Oh, was that close.

[Groaning]

[Alvin] Breakfast!

[Gasps]

Ohh!

Oh, it's okay.

Accidents happen.

Anyone who's ever broken

something, raise your hand.

Huh?

[Simon, Theadore] Alvin!

I can't say

that I have.

- [Together]

Alvin!

- Okay, okay.

Maybe once.

[Silverware Clatters

On Floor]

Or twice.

[Groans]

Poor guy.

He really needs

a friend.

And a tube

of super glue.

[Chattering, Laughing]

[Mother]

No, don't do that.

Don't do that.

Stop. Now.

[Footfalls]

Aaaah!

[Sighs]

Mommy! Aaah!

[All Screaming]

Hmm. A seven-letter word

meaning "creature."

Monster!

Of course.

Thank you, Janey.

This should be

a perfect place...

for our first

friendship lesson.

[Grunting, Chuckling]

[Snarls]

[Wailing]

No! No, Frankie!

It's hers!

Give it back, Frankie.

Give it here.

Here you go.

Sorry.

[Blubbering]

[Wailing]

Okay.

I know someone

who needs a time-out.

Something tells me the mad doctor

didn't teach him much about sharing.

Oh, boy.

He must be an only monster.

♪

[Chipmunks]

♪ If you wanna have friends ♪

♪ Don't go steppin'

on their toes ♪

♪ Don't tie 'em to a tree

kick 'em in the knees ♪

♪ Or punch 'em in the nose ♪

♪ If you wanna have friends ♪

♪ If you wanna have friends ♪

♪ If you wanna have friends ♪

♪ There's somethin'

you gotta learn ♪

♪ Like how to keep your cool

Don't go actin' like a fool ♪

♪ Learn to take your turn ♪

♪ You gotta

learn to take your turn ♪

♪ And if things

don't always go your way ♪

♪ Don't be a punk, man

Get with the program ♪

♪ The thing about buds that

you need to know is true ♪

♪ It's two parts them

and one part you ♪

♪ If you wanna be ♪

♪ Then you gotta be ♪

♪ If you wanna be ♪

♪ Then you gotta be ♪

♪ It's simple to be friends ♪

♪ If you wanna be ♪

♪ It's an easy thing to do ♪

♪ Then you gotta be ♪

♪ When you're walking

down the street

treat everyone you meet ♪

♪ The way

they ought to treat you ♪

♪ People come and people go ♪

♪ But friends can last

for years ♪

♪ Now, we've got each other

brother ♪

♪ We're the four

"chipmunks-keteers" ♪

♪ If you wanna, wanna

wanna, wanna, wanna be ♪

♪ Then you gotta, gotta

gotta, gotta, gotta be ♪

♪ It's delightful having friends ♪

♪ If you wanna, wanna ♪

♪ Wanna, wanna, wanna be ♪

♪ It's the righteous way to be ♪

♪ Then you gotta, gotta ♪

♪ Gotta, gotta, gotta be ♪

♪ Just take a look around at

all the friends you've found ♪

♪ Like him ♪

♪And him ♪

♪ And me ♪

♪ And when the party's over ♪

♪ And the daytime ends ♪

♪ We're still gonna be ♪

♪ 'Cause we wanna be ♪

♪ You know we're gonna be ♪

♪ 'Cause we wanna, wanna, wanna

wanna, wanna be friends ♪

♪ Wanna, wanna, wanna be ♪

♪ If you wanna be

then you gotta be ♪

♪ If you wanna be

then you gotta be ♪

♪ Friends ♪♪

[Bell jingling]

So, there you have it. I'm filled

with terror and self-loathing,

my job is hanging

by a thread...

and I don't have anyone to entertain

at tonight's world premiere party.

What do you think?

Well, I can't help you

with your bed-wetting,

but I can solve

your entertainment problem.

I don't know. This premiere is the

biggest thing the studio's had in years.

If it bombs--

I know, I know.

You could lose your job.

[Gasps] What have you heard?

Nothing. N-Nothing, really.

Well...

They can't be late!

I give you my word.

Hey, Frankie, tomorrow I'm

gonna teach you how to speak.

[Grunting]

And I'm gonna teach him

how to skateboard.

That'll be fun.

[Beeping]

[Gasps]

Dinner!

Yikes! We're late!

We'd better get home

before Dave does!

[Theodore]