Durango Kids (1999)

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Stay right there!

Put up your hands.

You sit down
and you shut up, old man,

- and that way you'll live.
- Flinch, Flinch.

Eddie!

Light it.

Let's go, come on.

Faster!

Hurry, Eddie.

Yaw-www!

Hold it right there!

. Yaw!
' Stop!

Ellie...

Ellie...

- Hey.
- Hi, Taylor.

Oh my gosh.

He is so cute.

- You are so lucky.
- I know.

- Girl: Yes! Exactly on target!
- What is it today?

A global positioning system.

It pinpoints its exact locations
on a built-in map,

- and works with satellites.
- Awesome.

You act so studly
in front of Hillary,

but you haven't even
kissed her yet.

Man, you're gonna
owe me big time!

What's the bet?

You mean you don't know?
Taylor has to kiss Hillary

before summer vacation,
and if he doesn't,

he has to give me
his New York Yankees,

limited edition
baseball bat.

Kiss Hillary? Gag me.

She's so prissy.
Yuck.

- Hi.
- Hey!

Kissy, kissy.

- Dude, be cool.
- I am so excited for summer.

Megan, Katie,
what do you say

we leave these two--
lovebirds-- alone, ha ha.

- Get outta here.
- Tell me all about it.

- See ya in class.
- See ya, Tay.

See ya, Tay-

So, what are
your plans for summer?

Camp Tomahawk starts Monday.
You should have signed up, it's--

Camp?! Get real!
Camp is for kids.

- Oh my gosh.
- What?

Spencer. Let's get out of here.
He is such a geek.

When you get back from camp,
we'll have to get together.

We can go to a movie
or something.

That'd be great!

I mean, we wouldn't want
the whole summer to go by

without getting together.

I thought Sammy
was kicked out

for the rest of the year.

Oh my gosh, did you hear
that Becky's older sister

said that she heard
that he ate a cat!

- Yeah, gross!
- He boiled it and ate it!

Taylor!

I guess this means you get
to keep your baseball bat, huh?

- How'd you know about that?
- See you at lunch.

Stay away, you eat eater!

- Man!
- What are you doing?

Cat eater! Get off me!

Leave him alone!
Pick on someone your own size!

- Why don't you mind your business?
- You want to fight?

Get off!

Teacher:
Mr. Schroder!

You stop that right now!
Fighting will not be tolerated!

If you hit Taylor even once--

- No, no.
- You are expelled.

It's all right.
He didn't get me.

- It wasn't me, Taylor just--
- Oh, please!

- I am so tired of your lame excuses.
- You don't understand--

All right, everyone,
show's over.

- Get to class.
- Mr. Dudley, I--

With any luck, you will soon
be promoted to high school, finally,

and there you will contend
with boys your own age and size.

Get this motorcycle
off my lawn!

Get to class.

You saved my life.
Can I repay you?

Spencer, you don't
have to pay me anything.

Just do yourself a favor--

stay away
from Sammy the Giant.

Okay?

Yes!

Cameron: It took me three years
to get to this point.

Taylor:
Go up the stairs.

Ganon!

Could you turn that stupid thing down
so I can concentrate?

It took me three
years to get to this point.

Cameron: Three years!
Three freaking years!

- Taylor: Go up the stairs!
- Hey, guys, check this out!

- We got to save it.
- You don't understand.

What is it, Katie?

I programmed it myself.
It breaks computer pass codes.

Cool!

Could you break into the school's
computer and give me all A's?

Like no one would
get suspicious of that!

- Cameron: Hey, it could happen.
- In your dreams.

Guys, open up!
It's me!

Who? What?

- Taylor: What the...?
- Spencer: I know you're in there.

Your bikes are here.

It's Spencer.

Both: Spencer?!

Don't look at me.
I didn't tell anybody.

I have something important
to tell you.

You just signed
your death warrant, pal.

Taylor, help!

You got yourself into this,
now you can get yourself out.

I just wanted
to tell you something.

You're gonna have to eat snot.

Spencer: I know where
there's a bunch of gold,

and I want to share it
with you guys if you'll help me.

Gold? You said gold?

I've been working
on this project for a year

and I found
the missing puzzle piece.

On June 15th, 1891,

three really bad guys
robbed the town of Ouray

- of their entire reserve of gold.
- And? What else?

Because of that,
Ouray became a ghost town!

Big deal.
There's lots of ghost towns.

Years after the robbery,
three skeletons

were found in Old Rocky Mine.
It says right here,

"The skeletons were of the famous
outlaws Mountain Matt Morris,

One-Eyed Jack and Crazy Eddie."
But there's no mention of the gold.

Check this out, look.

Maybe the people
who found the skeletons

- didn't know about the robbery.
- Exactly!

After the robbery, the bandits
probably hid out in the mine,

and k*lled each other,
fighting over the gold.

So the gold is still in the mine.
It has to be.

Oh, cool!

It sounds good,
but where is this mine?

How are we going to get there...
and when can we go?

Taylor: We skip Tomahawk
and head for the hills.

Cameron: We have a whole week
to get the loot and make it back.

We'll be back before camp
is even over. It's the perfect plan.

School's out.
Teacher let the fools out.

Bye bye, take care.
See you next fall. Bye bye now.

Have a nice summer.
Behave yourselves.

Bye bye.

- Ah, Sammy.
- What now?

You should know that if
you don't lose this bad attitude,

you'll never amount to anything.

You're looking at a life
of menial labor and jail time.

- Woman: Homer!
- Hello, dear.

Homer, let's go.
We want to be there by sundown.

Bye bye.

Okay now about the trip--

we can't bring too much.
There's a lot of steep mountains.

All we need are the essentials--

extra clothing, sleeping bags,
flashlights, bug spray...

Guys, is it me
or are we forgetting something?

You know, maybe food?

Our parents will get suspicious
of us taking too much food.

Here we are.

Cameron:
Yeah, home sweet home.

- Katie: Let's go.
- Yeah.

Tonight we'll take the bikes

and hide them
behind the school's dumpster.

That way, they'll be there
in the morning.

The train leaves at 9:00 AM sharp,
so we have to be on time.

It's very critical.

Crap:

Dead man's pass. The water tower!
We can hop it there.

- Dead man's pass?!
- Cameron: We gotta get outta here.

- Taylor: Hurry up.
- Katie: Go!

Right here. Perfect.

Okay. Put them up.

Come on.

I'm no hobo.
I'm going inside.

We need to stay out here.

- I'm going in.
- Cameron!

You aren't chicken, are you?

- Taylor: Let's go.
- Katie: Cameron!

Come on!

The bikes will be fine
on the flatbed. Now get on.

Do exactly what I do.
Stay clear of the conductors,

or they'll bust us.

Get on.
Come on, Cameron. Spencer.

This is cool!

Spencer: What if we get caught?

We're committed now.
Act like you own the place.

This is fun.

Guys, look at that.

Tickets!

Tickets!

Ticket... I need your ticket--

all of your tickets.

- I need your tickets now.
- Oh... the tickets, um...

Who's got them?

Go'.

Go! Come on, guys!

Levi, let them go.

We've got a schedule to keep.

Whoaa!

Oh my God!

Get back.

Stupid mountain!
I need a break.

Will you shut up!
I'm sick and tired of you.

You're the reason
we're out here!

Yeah, Cameron.

Look who's talking, Spencer!

Your mom will be mad
that you got your clothes dirty.

- Don't talk about my momma.
- I can talk about her any way I want.

- I want a piece of you.
- No you can't.

Break it up! Get back!

Get back now!

- Stop fighting! Go ahead.
- Dork.

- Stop it!
- Get off me, Tay.

Get back.

- This will cool us off.
- I'm up for it.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know.
Looks pretty scary.

Come on, Spencer.
What are you, chicken?

I'm up for it.
Aren't you gonna do it, Spencer?

We“... no.

- Did he say go?
- All: Yeah.

- Come on!
- All: One...

two...

three... go!

Katie: Spencer!

Oh my gosh!
The little weasel did it!

- Grab the rope!
- Oh my gosh!

Oh boy.

Taylor!

Taylor!

Spencer: Help, help.

- Someone help me.
- Katie: He went that way.

He went that way.

Spencer: Someone help me.

Right here. Come here.

You all right?

All right. Relax, relax.

Try to breathe.

- Try to breathe.
- We didn't need you.

We didn't need your help.
I could've saved him myself.

- Taylor: You're pretty gutsy.
- Cameron: All right.

Oh, man.

- You're headed to Silverton, right?
- All: Yeah.

On foot, with the mountains...

if you leave right now
and keep up a good pace...

you could be to Silverton
by 3:00, maybe 4:00 AM.

You have a better idea, right?

I'd better or you'll be
spending the night out here.

- Spending the night?
- Yeah, with the wolves.

- Wolves?
- And the bears.

- Bears?!
- Sammy, stop trying to scare us.

You're lucky my uncle
lives 10 miles up the road.

- You can crash at his place.
- 10 miles?

That'll take all day
and half the night.

Not if we do it my way.

Come on.

You can get up here and
I can tow you with my bike.

- Yeah!
- This is cool!

- Cameron: All right, Sammy.
- Sammy: Ready?

Yahoo! Faster.

Aren't you going to help us?

Ready?

And I told the guys about
the bandits and the robbery.

We decided to come up here
and get rich.

We're gonna be rich...
we're gonna be rich...

Hold it!
Are you part of this?

Well, uh... yes, he is.

- We couldn't do it without him.
- You're not going.

None of you kids
or you either, Sammy.

Those mines are dangerous.

They're nothing but death-traps.

Grown men go into those mines

and never see
the light of day again.

Tunnels go in every direction
and different heights.

The support beams are rotten,
the ladders are cracked.

The whole mine could
collapse on you

and k*ll you immediately.
Or trap you to die a slow death.

Do you want to suffocate?

I won't sit here
and let you k*ll yourselves.

- Uncle Gus, you're scaring them.
- They should be scared.

Those mines have
many entrances and exits.

You go in one gate, come out another
on the other side of the mountain.

And if the mine doesn't k*ll you,
the animals will.

There's half a dozen kinds
of poisonous snakes in there,

tarantulas as big as your fist...

and an occasional bear.

- Bear?
- Yep.

And in those mines,
there are open boxes of dynamite

that could blast off any second.

It'll be over my dead body

before I let you go
into such death-traps.

- How did you ever agree to do this?
- I know what I'm doing.

If something doesn't look safe,
we'll back off.

Well, you're not going.

Sammy: I just don't think
you understand.

Gus:
I understand just fine.

Sammy: No, you don't.

I promise to be safe.

I'm not going to let
anything bad happen.

I mean... they're going...

and I'm not going for the gold.

Then why?

This is the first time
in my life

where I felt I can make
a difference and help someone.

I understand you don't want
anything to happen to me.

You're the only person
who truly cares for me.

- But I just have to do this.
- I can't let you.

- You're all I've got.
- And you're all I've got.

Gus, please.
Don't stop me from going.

Do you know how dangerous
those mines are?

I can't let you go
and get hurt.

Please, this is important!
I need your trust.

Let me think about it.
I'll let you know in the morning.

You get a good night's sleep.

Wake UP!

Wake up! Shh.

It's okay.
Come with me. Come on.

That's cool! Awesome!

Go get the guys.
But be quiet.

I don't want
to wake up Uncle Gus.

Hurry.

Pack up.
Break's over.

Old Rocky Mine is
about 1.2 miles that way,

over that ridge
in the sunny spot. Let's go.

- Cameron: Look at this, guys.
- Katie: Whoa! Awesome!

Looks like somebody
beat us to the punch.

The lock's already open.

Taylor: Help me open this door.

- Come on, let's go.
- I'm driving.

We're going in.
I hope there's no bears in here.

A shaft!

And it has a ladder!

Katie: I see some light down there.

Hello? Anyone down there?

Let's go down. Come on, Cam.

Cameron: Why am I first?

Come on.
There's nothing down there.

All right.
I guess I finish first.

- Oh, man.
- Don't be a baby.

Don't push me...

Oh man...
My gosh! I've got a wedgy.

- Taylor: Come on, Katie.
- Cameron: I have to pee!

You guys okay?

My butt and everything is hurting.

- Cam, let's go a little more.
- I forgot to mention something...

I'm scared of heights!

Agh... cam'.!

- I'm scared of heights!
- Don't look down.

What a baby.

Oh, I forgot, you're a boy.

Katie,
now's not the time.

We need to use teamwork.
Let's go.

Cameron:
I have to pee! Oh my God.

Oh gosh!

Guys? It's getting kind of foggy...
what's up with that?

Oh, man'.!

What?!

Katie: Is this
in your little book, Spencer?

Whoa.

Cameron:
This is freakin' freaky.

- Cameron: Holy freak!
- Taylor: My leg!

Are you okay?

Cameron:
What just happened?

It's not broken. Help me up.

Look, come here!
I see some light down there.

Sammy: Let's get out of here.

- It's locked!
- Cameron: Oh, man...

Wait a minute.
We'll be in here forever!

It's pretty tight.

Are you guys freaked out?
This is freakin' freaky.

Cam! Snap out of it!

Cameron: Wait a minute...

Uncle Gus told me
not to touch it...

Sammy told me not to touch it...

but I touched it.

- Can we blow it?
- Yeah!

Get back.

All right.

Go'.

Oh my gosh!

Are you okay, Sammy?

Over here. Oh, man.

Taylor: Lift up his shirt.
He needs a doctor.

What's that?

Mister!

Stop, please!

Wow! Help us.

Taylor:
Come on, Sammy.

- There you go.
- Our friend's hurt.

- He needs a doctor.
- By all means. Get him one.

We're going into town.
You youngsters can ride up here.

Where are we going?

- Man: Ouray.
- Ouray?

- But Ouray is a ghost town.
- Ouray is booming.

Who's the brainiac
who called this a ghost town?

I don't get it.
I don't understand.

Man: Open it up!

I hope the sheriff doesn't
find out you were in that mine.

You could be arrested for trespassing.
And it's dangerous in there.

Yeah, yeah. Bears.
We know.

The sheriff is extremely strict.

He had that mine condemned
a few years back

and no one is to go there.

- You kids from New York City?
- New York City?

Your shirt...

Yeah. Right.
We're from New York City.

- That explains it.
- Oh yeah...

Explains what?

Those fancy duds
you're wearing. Bye now.

Bye, Doc. Thanks.

Could you stay with Sammy while
we go and look for a place to rest?

It would be our pleasure.
Grandfather?

There's no need to find a hotel.

You can camp out in the barn.

It's not much
but you're welcome to it.

Thanks.
That would be great.

We live upstairs.

Really?

Step right up, gather around,
you won't believe your eyes.

The answer.

The replacement of the horse
is taking America by storm.

I now bring this mechanical
masterpiece here to Ouray.

- The bicycle!
- The bicycle?

What do you feed it?

Not much, it's skinny as a rail.

Looks strange, I know.

But let me demonstrate
before you pass judgement.

Watch out!

Give me a lasso.

With a lot of practice,
this modern miracle

will change the way
we look at transportation.

- Can you do a kick up?
- A what?

How about a half-moon?
You know, a 180?

- This is not a toy.
- Can you ride down steps?

I can.

This is nothing children
should be concerned about.

You can get this fine machine
for just a song.

$2 and four bits
can put you in this new saddle.

Don't be shy.

They act like it's big.
It's just a bicycle.

What's up with that?

Katie:
This town is weird.

Very. Let's go.

It bit me!

Oh, man'. Eww...

Oh, crap!

Couldn't have happened
to a better man.

That's all right.

Mom says never to cry
over spilt milk.

Cam, that's not milk. D'oh!

I'll show you not milk!

Swinging saloon doors!

Just like in the Old West.

Let's go in.

- Awesome!
- My throat is parched.

Dryer than a popcorn fart
in a whirlwind.

Give the boy a drink!

- You cheated!
- I no cheated.

No one cheats me
and lives to talk about it.

No cheated.

He's mine.

All right. Show's over.

- Move along.
- That's Principal Dudley.

- Dudley.
- How did he get here?

- You spoiled our fun, Sheriff.
- You don't know who we are, huh?

Let me take a stab at that.

That ugly scar-faced one-eyed
fellow is One-Eyed Jack.

That drooling idiot who looks
like he had bugs for breakfast--

probably Crazy Eddie.
And your delicate self,

since you smell like you've been
wrestling bears,

I'm guessing
is Mountain Man Morris.

How did I do? Pretty good?
Three out of three?

So you know us.
What will you do about it?

If I was about to rob a bank,
I'd keep a low profile.

- What bank?
- I know why you're here.

- Oh yeah?
- Eddie: Yeah, he knows.

- You can see it in his eyes.
- You're here to bust the bank.

- What you talkin' about?
- Dudley: I ask the questions.

Be at my office at 9:00 AM.

We need to come to an agreement.

Come on, fellows.

- We'll see you then.
- I'll keep an eye out for you.

I don't like him.

Let's make a run for it.

Whoa!

- Where's the fire?
- Huh?

You children aren't
from around here.

No, sir. These youngsters
are from New York City.

Are you here to attend
my celebration?

- 18917!
- Katie: What?!

This is freakin' freaky!

Let's get out of here!

Freakin' freaky?

Scientists have been looking for
black holes in outer space for decades.

And we discovered one
on Earth.

What?

We've gone back in time.

The mine.
It's a time tunnel.

Whoa.

Ouray still exists
because the robbery

that turned it into a ghost town
hasn't happened yet.

Exactly.

The robbery happens on June 15th.
That's in two days!

That's why you saw
the three bandits.

What's up with Dudley?
Why is he here?

He must have known
about the time tunnel for years.

He probably stumbled
on it like us.

The doctor said he was elected
sheriff a couple of years ago.

Maybe he's here
to stop the bandits.

Don't count on it.
Dudley is a creep!

I heard Dudley talking
to the bandits,

saying they needed
to come an agreement.

Guys.
He wants in on the robbery.

- He's here for the gold.
- No way!

That's our gold!

We're gonna be rich.

We're gonna to be rich...

Whoa, stop!

If you steal the gold,
you'll be like the bandits.

I just wanted to be rich.

Rich?

I can't believe you guys.

You guys are rich.
You have everything--

computers, Nintendo...

parents, friends.

Think about it.

You guys could be heroes.

You have the opportunity
to save this town.

He's right.

I'd love to be a mouse
in Dudley's office

- when he's talking to those bandits.
- Yeah.

That's it!
Where are the walkie-talkies?

- In the mine, with our stuff.
- We've got to get them.

Taylor: This is it.

- Finally.
- Whoa!

- Look at that.
- Give me a boost.

Got it?

One... two...

Whoa...

You're all right, man.

You got it.
What do you see?

Help me.

Ahhhh!

What was it?

Ahhh!

It's me. Spencer.

- You scared us to death!
- How did you get up there?

Just go back
and take the tunnel.

It's easy.
I did it because I'm a ghost!

I'll kick your butt!

- Cam.
- Yes, sir.

- Spencer.
- Yeah.

- Katie.
- Ready.

Three walkie-talkies.

These will come in handy.

- Let's take the ATV s'.
- Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Into 1891?

E.E.

We can't take the ATVs.

I think we should.

You never know.

Hey.

- Doc.
- Dudley: Jones?

Long time no see, Sheriff.

How was your winter up north?
We missed you.

Fine.

Can you hear it?
Is it close enough?

It's fine. Just wait
until they start talking.

You've got
to see Cameron.

Cameron's been playing
way too many video games.

This is unbelievable.

Spencer: Breaker, I-9.

Do you read me?
Cam? Over.

Shh. Spencer, shut up.

Spencer: Hi, there,
peanut-butter man.

I can hear you
loud and clear. Over.

- Who's there?
- It's only me. Ms. Phillips.

- Principal Dudley.
- Dudley: Ms. Phillips...

Tell them
I'm in a PTA meeting.

All right. Sure will.
PTA meeting, babe.

Go back to sleep.

Yes.

The bandits!

Move!

Remember, one wrong move,

we g*n him down.

Wake up, Sheriff.

Right on time. I like that.

I hope for your sake
you won't square off with us.

Let's get that
out of the way right now.

Dudley:
I only want to get filthy rich.

- I knew it!
- Isn't that your plan?

Yeah.

We usually don't
make plans with the law.

Let me do him in.
I can take him with my bare hands.

Eddie, just get his g*n.

What's wrong, Sheriff?
You scared?

Go ahead, k*ll me.

But if you k*ll me you won't get past
the front door of that bank.

I have a partner here in town.

So, you need me.

So hear what I've got to say.

Well, it don't cost nothing
to listen.

Ouray has a year's worth
of gold stored.

That's enough gold
for all of us.

You do what I say
and you'll live to enjoy it.

- What's your plan?
- We bust the bank tomorrow night.

I've already arranged
for a diversion.

A diversion?

The sound of the vault blast
has to be covered.

So, I've arranged for a fireworks
display tomorrow night.

That ought to cover
the noise.

But we've got to blow the vault
at exactly 8:30.

I don't like partnering
with no sheriff.

I thought a sheriff
did the right thing,

lived by the law,
protected the people.

I'm getting a lecture on morals
from a low-life thug?

- You sound like a boy scout.
- What's that?

Oh yeah. Never mind.

I'm no boy nothing there.

Okay, look.

I'm in this for
the same reason you are.

Money. Lots of money.

I hate this little rotten town
and its smelly stupid people.

It's me they should be
honoring tomorrow,

not that egomaniac
sissy boy, Tom Walsh.

So, you blast the vault,

you load the gold
into your wagon,

bring it around to Main Street
and I'll meet you there.

Then we'll head out
to the Old Rocky Mine...

My battery's low.
I have to turn it off.

But we have enough.

Yeah. We're gonna bust
Dudley good.

I can't wait
to see his face.

All: Yeah!

Katie, show the guys
what we've discussed.

Okay. Here's the general
layout of the town.

The important areas are
the bank, where I'll be.

And here's the lookout,
where Spencer will be.

Here's town center where
Tom Walsh's ceremony is.

Here's the saloon on Main Street
where Cameron will be,

and Taylor's out
in front of the saloon.

Is everyone set with
the supplies for tomorrow?

Binoculars. The sight lines
will be the tricky part.

Matches and hammer.

Just got to get that timing down.

Pitch, gunpowder and fuse.

- Hope it blows.
- All right!

Don't worry, it'll blow.
I believe in you.

And I got my baseball
and my baseball mitt.

I can't wait to see
Dudley's expression

- when he gets put in jail.
- All: Yeah.

All:
One, two, three... break.

Cameron: So, the little
lover boy returns.

Out smooching, huh?

Just talking to her grandfather.

He had to go back to work, though.
He's the watchman at the bank.

Oh, no!

Jacob Bigalow!

It says in this article,
"Estimated losses totaled

nearly $2.5 million.

The bank's night watchman,

a respected,
long-time Ouray resident

and retired miner

named Jacob Bigalow,

gave his life when he attempted
to apprehend the outlaws.

Mr. Bigalow is survived
by his only relative,

granddaughter
Eleanor Bigalow, of Ouray."

- Cameron: Who's Eleanor?
- Ellie!

They can't be here!
I'll have to get them out of here.

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ Life is just a serenade ♪

♪ Dancing every day ♪

♪ Seeking shelter in the shade... ♪

Let's blow them.

♪ All I have is all I got ♪

♪ And all I need is all I want ♪

♪ Standing in your light
makes everything all right ♪

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ Is what I want to give to you ♪

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ Is all that I have left to do ♪

♪ Are we living an illusion? ♪

♪ It's hard to tell what's real ♪

♪ Can't come to a conclusion... ♪

Ah, perfection.

♪ All you have is all you got... ♪

Yes!

♪ Step into the light ♪

♪ And everything will be all right ♪

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ Is what I want to give to you ♪

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ Is all that I have left to do ♪

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ Dreams turned to reality ♪

♪ Right here, here and now. ♪

This is the spot.
This is where it'll all happen.

If we do our jobs right,
we can become heroes.

Bigalow?

Jones: I'm watching
the bank for him.

Open up, it's me,
Sheriff Dudley.

Jacob's not here.

Come up on stage with me.

Ladies and gentlemen,
can I have your attention?

As you know,

this is a special time
for our wonderful town.

And if you don't know,
you'll soon find out.

We're here to honor
the man responsible

for our continued prosperity
over the last several years,

Mr. Tom Walsh.

The bandits are in place.

They're in.
Coast is clear.

Katie, do your thing.

Tonight,
we honor Mr. Tom Walsh.

Tonight,
we show our appreciation.

Everything looks good so far.

Match...

light...

roll...

whoa.

Cameron: And hammer.

Tonight, we are here to honor
the man responsible

for our continued prosperity
over the last several years.

I now present to you
the man of the hour.

No, no...
the man of the minute.

Ouray's favorite son-of-a-g*n,
Mr. Tom Walsh.

Thank you, Sherif Dudley.
You are a fine citizen.

I know I speak
for the whole town,

thanking you
for your assistance

and your unfaltering loyalty.

The bandits are about ready
to blow the safe.

Oh, man.

Fireworks scheduled
to blow in 15 seconds.

My fellow citizens of Ouray,
I thank you.



Your faith in me

and our hard work
have finally paid off.

Seven, six...

...five...

Thank you, Tom.

Let the fireworks begin!

...one.

There we are.

- They're good.
- Right on schedule.

Katie, you have
about 30 seconds.

First load coming out.

Spencer: Katie.

Katie.

Katie!

Do you hear me? Katie.

That was close.
First load in.

Tay, get ready to cue Cam.

Okay, Cam, it's our turn.

Final load coming out.

Spencer: Katie, move!

Get out! They're moving.

Thank you, thank you again.

Join us now for some refreshments
in the hotel lobby.

Dudley: Thank you.

No, after you.

- Tag, heads up.
- Okay.

Concentrate.
You can do this.

Yes! I got him.

- What are you doing? Let's go!
- Something hit him. I seen it!

When? Where?

Go, Cam!

I don't care what hit him.
Let's go!

- Hold it right there!
- Out of the way! I'll run you down!

Wait! I have a question.

Taylor: Is it true that
cannibals don't eat clowns

because they taste funny?

You best get out of the way,
or we'll run you down.

No!

What do you get
from a pampered cow?

Give up? Spoiled milk.

One more.
This one's for you.

Taylor: What do you call
a horseless wagon?

Horseless wagon?

- What?
- The one you're on right now!

Dudley was going to cheat you.

Nobody cheats the Mountain
and lives to talk about it.

I doubt if Dudley would give you
any of the gold.

He's not what he seems.
He'd think of a way to keep it all.

Move!
It's going to blow!

Get back!

We did it!

What happened here?

You kids did it all right.
Take them to the jailhouse.

What are you doing?

- Cameron: We saved Ouray.
- Dudley is the thief.

Shut her up!
They tried to rob the town.

- It's not true!
- Katie, your computer.

I can prove it.
Dudley's the crook!

Me? Preposterous!

- Bring them to the jailhouse.
- Wait! Mr. Walsh!

- Please, help us.
- Hold on there.

Let's hear
what they have to say.

It's obvious. Trying to blame
somebody else is ridiculous.

We caught them red-handed.
They can talk to a judge how!

- Right, folks?
- Yeah!

- All: That's right!
- Just give us a chance.

- Give the kids a chance.
- Let's hear what they have to say.

- This is uncalled for.
- They look innocent enough.

Young lady.

Well, the proof
is on my computer.

Oh my goodness!

- Woman: Look at that!
- I recorded Dudley and the bandits

planning the robbery
on my hard drive.

- Hard drive?
- They are making fools of you all.

- Let her speak.
- This is a computer.

You don't have them here yet,

but they're very popular
in New York City.

- Oh, New York City.
- That explains it.

I can record voices on my--
never mind. Listen.

- What happened?
- I don't know.

- Katie: The battery's dead.
- Is this nonsense going to continue?

Lock them up, Sheriff.

Shame on you.
Trying to steal the gold.

Dudley: Follow me, men.

I'm about to become
your worst nightmare.

Taylor,

Katie, Cameron... Spencer?

You obviously know
about the mine.

If you think you'll ever see
your parents again,

- you are sadly mistaken.
- Shame on you, Mr. Dudley!

You were such a good principal.

Shut up, you precocious
little twists.

How did you know
about the time tunnel?

That's for me to know,
and you to never find out!

Shut up!

Oh God, oh God, oh God...

Oh God.

They looked innocent enough.

They're from New York City.

Good people of Ouray,
let me have your attention.

Gather around.
You'll be pleased to know

that the gold that was
nearly stolen tonight

has been accounted for.

It's now under
my direct supervision.

Also, I've been in touch

with law enforcement
officials back East.

As I suspected,
the kids you saw earlier

are wanted runaway criminals.

That's right. They're part
of an intricate criminal network

that's based out of--
you heard it-- New York City.

Man: New York City?

Dudley: These kids
are hardened criminals.

Don't let their youth fool you.

Please, keep your distance.

They've been known to k*ll
with their bare hands.

Dudley: They've brought
their nefarious criminal deeds

- to our fair city...
- Gosh.

...trying to destroy our way of life.

We need to get this gold
to the Denver mint.

This is so messed up.

Hear, hear, Sheriff.
Keep Ouray safe.

And to that end,
I suggest that tomorrow morning,

I take both the gold
and these criminals to Denver.

Let's hear it for our sheriff!

I enjoyed our day together.

It was sweet of you to insist
Grandfather come along.

He needed a night off
from the bank.

Shh...
the kids might be asleep.

Spencer: Good night.

Walsh: I vote
that we allow Mr. Dudley

to carry out his plan.

Man: I second the motion!
Let's hear it for our sheriff!

Walsh: You realize
this is a dangerous job.

Our good sheriff
will need some assistance.

Who's brave enough to accompany me
on my death-defying mission?

I'll go!

I pity any trail scum
that tries to bushwhack me.

That settles it, then.

Early tomorrow, Sheriff Dudley
and Miss Jane here

will head out for Denver
with the gold

and those outlaw children.

This is all my fault.

I got us into this mess.
How could I have been so stupid?

Serves me right.

I just came here for the gold.

Is this a bad time
to want my dad?

How could it end like this?

And that stupid computer
of mine,

how could it fail me?

Guys...

I usually have a plan...

but to be honest...

we're in big trouble.

I'm sorry.

Keep it moving.

No!

- Help us.
- Get up there. Come on.

Come on. Get a moving.

You see, honey?

All those years of planning
and hard work

are finally paying off.

We are going to be rich.

I never doubted it.

Hey, you kids!

Don't even think of trying
to squirm out of those ropes.

I won't hesitate
to end you punks!

You don't know the truth.
Dudley's the bad guy.

- Help us get out!
- Shut up!

Gold and varmints all loaded up,
nice and secure.

Have a good trip.

How could you do this,
Mr. Dudley?

Grow up, kid.
Life isn't a fairytale.

Sheriff, you're good people.

God be with you.

Thank you for putting
your faith in me.

We won't disappoint you.

You children should be ashamed
of yourselves.

Ellie!

Is everything all right?

Everything will be just fine.

- Sammy.
- Hi.

- What are you doing?
- How dare you?!

You wanted my grandfather
out of the way

so your friends could rob
the bank.

- What are you talking about?
- Well, it didn't work.

- I don't-- settle down.
- You know what?

- Your friends are in jail.
- No. This can't be.

- Katie: What a creep!
- Cameron: We're stuck.

Taylor: Dudley's a fraud.

Cameron: We're doomed.

Dudley: It took some time,
but we did it.

All we have to do
is dump the kids

and we're home free.

What about the bandits?

They're no threat to me.

Hello?

- Can anyone hear me?
- It's Sammy!

Come in, guys.
Can you hear me?

- The walkie-talkie!
- It's in my pocket. Grab it.

Sammy: Come in, guys.
Can you hear me?

I can do it.

Both: Cam, come on.
You can do it.

Come in, you guys.
Can you hear me?

Sammy: Hello?

Can anyone hear me?

Ellie.

Ellie, stop!

Wait!

You have to believe me. You know me.
I wouldn't do this to you.

I love you, Ellie.

Dudley: I've never cared
for the big city. How about you?

On to Silverton.

Dudley:
cr*cker! Quinn! He-ya!

He-ya, giddy up!

He-ya!

We're headed toward Silverton.
He said he was going to Denver.

Come on, dude,
you can do it.

- You can do it.
- You can do it!

Spencer: I can't get it.
My ropes are too tight.

Taylor: Come on, Cam.

- Sammy: All I get is static.
- Keep trying.

Anybody. Anyway...

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Why are you stopping?

Dudley wouldn't go to Denver,

I'm sure of it.

Cam, you can do it.
Man, you're the man.

- Come on, Cam.
- Sammy: Anybody, come in.

- Concentrate, man.
- You can do it, Cam.

- Come on!
- Katie: You can do it!

- Come on, Cam!
- You can do it!

Sammy:
Somebody come in. Pick up.

Hello, Sammy?
Do you hear me? It's Cam.

We need your help.
We're trapped in a wagon.

Dudley's taking us
to Silverton.

Hold tight.
We'll be right there.

Sammy!

They might be too far
to catch.

- Sammy: Don't count on it.
- What?

I'll explain later.

- They're at it again.
- He-ya!

Sammy!
It's Sammy out there.

Come on!

All right!

- Come on.
- Giddy up!

Come on.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Dudley: Get off me!

You don't know what
you're getting yourselves into!

Jane! Jane!

Untie me! What are you doing
down there, you little brat?!

Jane!

Dudley, on recording:
I hate this little rotten town

and its smelly stupid people.

It's me they should be
honoring tomorrow night,

not that egomaniac
sissy boy, Tom Walsh.

So, blast the vault.

You load the trunks
of gold into your wagon,

bring them around to Main Street
and I'll meet you there.

I will act as sheriff,

until we elect
a suitable replacement.

Let's keep an around-the-clock
watch on him. Take the bast--

the impostor away.

To you, Miss Calloway,

I'm sorry I put you
in this difficult situation.

As for you, young men,

and you, kind ladies...

the town owes you
our deepest gratitude,

as well as an apology.

If that gold were stolen,

I don't think this town
could have survived.

As a reward,

I would like to give
each one of you

a $100 solid gold piece.

Man: Can I get a picture
of you with the kids?

Absolutely.

Take a picture of our young...

- rich heroes.
- All right to that!

These coins are probably worth
thousands of dollars.

I know.

We came for gold,
and we're leaving with gold.

And we saved Ouray! It won't turn
into a ghost town after all!

Yep. We did good.

Howdy, Miss Calloway.

Save it. I'm your relief.

Mr. Walsh didn't mention
any relief.

- No.
- He didn't need to.

Go argue your case with him.

I don't have the time
or the energy to deal with you.

- Whatever you say.
- Fine with me.

Well?

Peaches.

Where have you been?

Guys, look! Our picture!

Hey! That's us!

We changed history,
so the newspaper changed too.

"Four youngsters on a visit
from New York City

are sure to go down
in history as heroes.

Together, they recovered gold
stolen from the bank of Ouray."

That's right!

"They also captured the mastermind
of the robbery, Sheriff Dudley."

But look.

"However, Mr. Dudley escaped
from the jailhouse

only to be found later
shot to death on Old Rocky Mine.

Also found dead, was his presumed
accomplice, Jane Calloway."

Let's go.

- Katie: Principal Dudley!
- Hold it right there!

- Mr. Dudley, wait!
- Don't come any closer!

We're changing history!

Look at this article
from Ouray's paper.

Back off,
you meddling little brats!

- You don't understand.
- Katie: It says you'll be k*lled.

What you did was dumb.
Why don't you turn yourself in?

I'm about to rewrite
history again.

Think again.
We'll take them from here.

I told you nobody cheats
the Mountain

- and lives to talk about it.
- Do him in!

Let's make it a slow,
painful death.

Yeah, let's do him in.

No! Let him live!

What Mr. Dudley did was wrong,

but we don't want him
to die for it.

Return him to Tom Walsh.

Cameron: He'll offer you
a big reward.

Reward?
I ain't never got no reward.

So you're worth something, huh?

I'll listen to the kids
and I'll take you to Tom Walsh.

Dudley: We'll all die.

Let's get him!

Ellie!

No, Sammy! Let's go!

- I'm staying with Ellie.
- You can't stay!

Yes, I can. I'm happier here.
I belong with her.

Guys, let's go! The fuse!

Sammy,
this is your last chance.

- What about Uncle Gus?
- Tell him I love him...

- and I'll see him in the future.
- Cameron: Go!

Ay, chihuahua!

All three:
Rock, paper, scissors.

Cameron: I got you!

Cameron and Spencer:
Rock, paper, scissors.

The camp bus!
Taylor, get over here!

Look, the camp bus!

- Where?
- Right there.

Come on,
we can still make it!

Hurry up, guys! Let's go!

Oh my gosh!

Hillary. Hi.

Oh my gosh.

You are so smelly.

Get yourself cleaned up,
and then you can take me to a movie.

That is, if you're done playing camp
with your smarmy friends.

I'll never be finished
playing with my friends.

And if you don't like them,
that's your problem.

I am so out of here!

- Man: Spencer!
- Mom! Dad!

My baby!
I missed you so much!

I missed you too,
but I'm not a baby anymore.

- Did everything go okay?
- Everything went perfect.

Couldn't have been better.

I definitely want
to do this next summer.

That's my little man!

Hey, Spencer.

See you at the secret
hideout tomorrow?

I will so be there...
dude!

Both: Oh yeah!

Man, oh man, what a week!

Give me 10!

Hey, Dad, come over here

and give your kid a hug!

- I guess this is it.
- What are you talking about?

Won't you spend your summer
with Hillary?

Hillary? Ugh!

Gag me! She's so prissy!

What do you say
we go do something?

Like, see a movie.

- Just the two of us.
- I'd like that.

But I'd much rather kick your butt
at the batting cages.

Awesome!

Cam took my New York
Yankees baseball bat.

I saw you kiss her.

Man...

Why don't we
keep that a secret,

just between you and me?

Okay-

Let's go.

Spencer: You're probably wondering
what happened to everyone.

Sammy said he belonged in Ouray,
and history proved him right.

The people of Ouray elected Sammy
as their new sheriff.

And Dudley and Jane ended up
serving jail time.

The bandits gave up
on the bank-busting business

and ran away
and joined the circus.

And as for me
and my new friends,

our lives have become
one adventure after another.

If you found a time tunnel,
wouldn't you keep going back?

♪ Seeking shelter in the shade ♪

♪ From a world
that's gone astray ♪

♪ All I have is all I got ♪

♪ And all I need is all I want ♪

♪ Standing in your light
makes everything all right ♪

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ Is what I want to give to you ♪

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ Is all that
I have left to do ♪

♪ Are we living an illusion? ♪

♪ It's hard to tell what's real ♪

♪ Can't come to a conclusion ♪

♪ If they're telling you
what to feel ♪

♪ All you have is all you got ♪

♪ And all you need is all you want ♪

♪ Step into the light
and everything will be all right ♪

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ Is what I want to give to you ♪

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ Is all that I have left to do ♪

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ Dreams turned to reality ♪

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ It's all here now
for us to be ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Right here ♪

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ Is what I want to give to you ♪

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ Is all that I have left to do ♪

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ Dreams turned to reality ♪

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ It's all here now
for us to be ♪

♪ Right here, here and now ♪

♪ Right here, here and now. ♪