MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate (2001)

[bunniefuu]

Welcome back, hockey fans.

If you're just joining us,

we're broadcasting live

from the ZHL Draft,

here in beautiful

Anchorage, Alaska.

For those of you at home,

keeping score,

we've completed

the first 10 rounds.

That's right.

And the deal-making

behind the scenes

has been fast and furious.

The general managers

for both,

the LA Carjackers

and the Seattle Simians

have just

brokered a deal.

LA star center man

Rob Poirier has been traded

for the Seattle Simians'

first rounder,

Sergei Bubalochov.

Along

with the trade for Poirier,

I would have to say, Bruce,

that the Simians'

choices thus far

have been interesting,

to say the least.

Now,

another of the Simians'

new acquisitions

is goaltender

Max "Mad Dog" Brady

from the Sault Ste. Marie

Buccaneers.

Mad Dog! Mad Dog! Mad Dog!

Then,

there's Tyson Fowler.

Some of you

hardcore hockey fans

may not know his name

but he's actually

the reigning World

Figure Skating Champion.

Fowler surprised the

sports world by announcing his

retirement from figure skating

to pursue his

life-long dream of playing

professional hockey.

And don't forget

the Swedish sensation,

Olaf Schikedanz.

Olaf! Olaf! Olaf!

Well, certainly,

Seattle Simians will be an

interesting team to watch.

You're right there, Bruce.

Jack? Louie?

Jack! Louie!

And now we're going back

live to the draft.

- That's right, Clark.

- Just in time, too.

Bud Fulton,

the GM and owner of

the Seattle Simians,

is about to make

his final pick.

Hope you boys

aren't watching TV again.

Where are you two?

Jack! Louie!

This player was

a scoring sensation

with the Junior B Nelson

Golden Nuggets.

Hey!

He led the

team to victory

in last year's Harvest

Cup Championship.

Jack...

Louie...

You have until three

to open this door.

One...

Two...

Two and a half...

Two and three-quarters...

It is my distinct pleasure

to announce

that the final pick

for the Seattle Simians

in this year's ZHL Draft...

So this is where you

boys have been hiding.

...is

Jack.

Oh, come on!

Jack!

They mean you?

Are you sure this is what

you really wanna do?

Oh, Jack,

we're gonna miss you.

Jack? Welcome

to Seattle!

I'm Leo.

Coach sent me

to get you.

I think you're

gonna like Seattle.

Through there?

Ah, come in,

come in.

Ah! Ha-ha!

Leo! How's our

new player doing?

Mr. Fulton, Jack.

Jack, Mr. Fulton.

Pleased to meet you, Jack.

You can call me Bud.

Uh...

I think you're

gonna need this.

Welcome to the

Simians, Jack.

Now, Jack,

I wanna introduce you

to the rest of the players

and your coach.

All right!

Nice shot!

Hey, Coach!

Your new player

has arrived.

You mean mascot,

don't you?

Oh, no, no!

Jack's a real player.

Gentlemen, I'd like

to introduce you

to Jack.

Your new teammate.

Looks like

your girlfriend, Tony.

Gnarly.

Would you like a hotdog?

Jack's gonna be

wearing number 99

and a half.

Come on, Jack.

Let's get you suited up.

We're never gonna evolve

as a team with a monkey.

He can't be serious.

Look, it's Fulton's idea.

I have no intention

of playing him.

I'm not gonna be

made a fool of.

If he's on

the ice tonight,

I won't be.

You got it?

Well, here we

are, back at the first ever

Seattle Simians game.

Yes, and it's been

a disappointing game

so far, Bruce.

Simians are down,

two to nothing.

- Come on, Simians!

- Start playing hockey!

Get your popcorn,

peanuts here.

Bring back

the Zamboni driver.

Peanuts?

You guys stink!

Well, the crowd

certainly isn't happy

after that last goal.

Here we go.

Face off at center ice,

Poirier wins the draw...

Poor Jack,

he's still on the bench.

Oh, and that's

a picture-perfect goal!

Oh!

Let's go, guys!

Come on, get the lead out,

you losers!

Way to work, boys.

Way to work.

I like it.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Give me that.

- Miller.

- Miller.

Fans look unhappy.

Bad business to have

unhappy fans.

It's only

the first game.

I can see the

headlines already.

Put Jack in.

You gotta

be kidding.

And that's an order.

Hey, Coach. What,

are you ordering fries?

Jack.

You're up.

Wow!

I can't believe it!

They're putting him on!

It looks like Miller

is sending Jack

onto the ice!

Miller!

Didn't know your kid

could play hockey!

Hey, look,

they're putting in Jack.

Hey, over there!

Look, look!

Hey, your player

needs a shave!

He's on?

He looks like

a real swinger, this one.

Is that a monkey?

I told you,

I'm not gonna be on

the ice with a monkey.

It's Fulton's call.

Let's show them, huh?

You can do it, Jack!

Hey, somebody

paint the puck yellow.

He'll think it's a banana.

Hey, little monkey!

Jack, I'm open!

He scored!

Jack

fed Fowler a beautiful pass

reminiscent of a close

relative, number 99.

All right, Carjackers.

Enough monkeying around.

Let's show these Simians

who's in charge of the ice.

Guy's good.

Jack,

pass me the puck!

Jack passes it

out front to Schikedanz,

shoots and scores!

Yay! We scored!

I'm out of here.

And here come

the Simians again,

Jack's got the puck,

moving up ice

to Fowler now...

And what

the heck is Fowler

doing out there?

I think it was

a double-axle, Bruce.

Somebody hit

fancy feet!

And that's

three assists for Jack.

He is putting on

quite a show!

Ha-ha, sorry,

I didn't mean that.

Jack, happy birthday.

I got ya.

Oh, you.

He shoots.

He scores!

Right at the buzzer,

and the Simians win!

- Ah! Champagne!

- Champagne!

You guys

think it's okay

to be beaten

by a chimp?

'Cause I

sure as heck don't!

Nice game,

guys, nice game!

One question.

Excuse me, guys.

Out of my way.

Hey, Poirier,

did you leave the ice early

tonight because of Jack?

Well, let me ask you.

Would you play

with a monkey?

Well, I think

it'll be a great first

season for the Simians.

We've assembled

an excellent team

to the draft,

and we have

a very effective

secret weapon.

Jack, pass me the puck.

Come on, I'm open!

I'm not open anymore.

Let's get that monkey.

Jack, look out!

He's okay!

High five!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah!

Do I have any lice?

Does Jack do shiatsu?

Jack can hear him call that?

- That was me.

- Bananas, man.

Poirier is on net

with a breakaway.

He spins, goes the

back way...

Oh! Oh! It's

off the post.

Excuse me, guys,

get out of the way.

Forget about it, guys.

It's just Poirier.

See if we can get

a reaction out of this guy.

Hey! Number 11!

Hey. Rob Poirier.

Well, Rob,

did you ever think

you'd get, uh,

chumped by a chimp?

♪ I'm all smiles...

Another

chocolate?

Sure.

Make it a double.

♪ I don't need... ♪

Hey, excuse me,

are you one of

the Simians?

Well, we were wondering

if you could get

Jack to autograph

something for us.

You have a king?

Go fish.

Do you have

an ace?

Sorry.

You know,

I gotta tell you, Clark,

I have not seen hockey

fans this excited about

a player.

Jack's popularity

has not stopped rising.

Daddy misses

you too, sweetheart.

Good night.

This your family?

Guess I never

thought about a chimp

having a family before.

Hey, Jack,

what are you

up to tonight?

Two chocolate shakes

with cherries.

Thanks.

I'm hoping I get traded back

to Los Angeles next year.

So I can be

with my family.

Hey, kids.

You wanna meet Jack?

Oh, dude,

that's awesome!

Thanks.

Sweet.

Yeah!

Get your bananas here!

We got fresh

bananas here!

Sorry.

Over here!

Over here! Yeah!

Okay, Jack,

so now that we have

the quad down,

let's try a sit-spin.

I'm doing it,

Fowler, look at me,

I'm spinning.

How's it going, Fowler?

Well, that's a start.

Come on, Olaf!

Fowler, I can't

see anymore!

The whole wide world

is spinning, Fowler!

Jack! Jack! Jack!

Yeah! Jack!

What are you doing?

Pass me the puck!

You don't see that often!

Find your focus.

Find your focus.

Okay.

Fowler, I'm fine now.

There you go.

Well, here it is,

Clark, the last game

of the season

before playoff time.

Yes, siree.

Coach Skinner

has to be wondering

what his team has to do

to beat Jack and the Simians.

I mean, Seattle's won

all four games this season.

Jack

comes around the net,

he shoots, scores!

And the Simians take

the one-nothing lead.

I'm telling you, Bruce,

Jack definitely has

the Carjackers' number.

Knox.

Hmm.

It's time to

end this folly.

No problem.

You remember the plan?

Yeah. Get the monkey

into the net, and, uh...

And then pull

the net over you

so the ref can't see

what you're doing.

Yeah, yeah,

I got it.

Let's go, Jack.

Go get him!

Come on!

Yeah!

Come on, Jack.

Put it there.

Go, Knoxy!

Jack! Watch out!

Jack!

Jack!

Yes!

Jack!

Ouch!

What's going on?

He bit me!

The chimp bit me!

The chimp bit my player!

- What happened?

- He bit me. Jack.

If it wasn't

for this glove, I would

have lost my hand.

Well, Miller, it seems

that your little mascot

has just bitten

my player.

What are you

talking about?

I want this animal

thrown out of the game.

You gotta

be kidding. Ref?

Number 99

and a half?

You're out

of the game.

Oh!

Come on, Knox.

Let's make sure your

hand's okay.

Tell us

what happened.

I didn't actually

see it.

Jack.

Jack, I think it's

better if you wait in

the dressing room.

We'll be having

a full inquiry

into this investigation.

Thank you very much, ladies

and gentlemen, for coming.

That monkey

is an animal.

He bit my player.

What's he gonna

do next?

Take off a head? Huh?

The ZHL should've

never let a chimp play

in the first place.

What

is the ZHL's policy?

They should

kick him out of the league.

You wouldn't have

anything to do with this,

would you, Skinner?

Are you accusing me?

Are you accusing me

of setting up a monkey?

Are you crazy?

- I'm reporting you!

- I'm reporting you!

Coach Miller,

what are your thoughts

on the Jack incident?

I'm not gonna

make any comment

until there has been

a proper enquiry.

Oh, come on,

Miller, stop dodging

the question.

Look, I've been assured

by Commissioner Pasquela

that the ZHL is gonna

launch a proper and

full investigation.

But, I'll tell you this.

If Jack did bite that player,

the Simians will take

all the appropriate actions.

Where is Jack?

Something smells fishy to me.

Jack?

Jack!

- Jack?

- Jack?

Jack!

Come on, Olaf.

Hurry up.

Go that way.

Jack!

Jack!

Jack!

Jack!

I don't know.

You go that way.

I'll go this way.

All right.

We'll find him.

Jack!

Hello, Ben,

it's you.

Important job today.

You get to work

for the cops!

Hot off the presses!

The cops are

looking for him?

He bit some

hockey player.

Is he dangerous?

He's a hockey player!

Go on, get them

posters up!

I'll cough up

another $3

if you get them

all posted by 5:00.

Thanks, Mr. Raheja.

We're not open yet!

Um, excuse me.

I'm with the Department

of Child Services.

I don't have any children.

Can I talk to you

for a minute?

Sorry to bother you,

but I'm looking

for a young boy.

What did he do?

He's a runaway.

He ran away

from a foster home.

Unfortunately, his mother

died a year ago.

They tell me he loves

to skateboard.

Are you sure you

haven't seen him?

His name is Ben.

What are you gonna do

when you find him?

Well, unfortunately,

at his age,

few children are adopted,

so I'll have to find him

another foster home.

If I see him,

I'll give you a call.

Oh, thank you,

Mister... Uh...

Plant. Oliver Plant.

Mr. Plant.

I'll just leave

you my card.

Okay.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Dad!

Hey, Suzanne.

Careful!

Oh, I'm starving.

Thanks, Nick.

Ketchup?

Can I get a dog?

All right.

Hey, kid!

Didn't you

see the sign?

I don't know

what it means.

No posters.

Oh, I'm sorry.

How come you're

not in school?

We just moved

here from Alaska.

I'm starting school

next week.

Alaska, huh?

There's my mom now.

Gotta go.

Hey, hey! Wai...

Oh, no!

Jack's missing!

Unfortunately, Julie,

the police have

no leads so far.

But we were looking

for Jack all day.

We'll go back out

after the game.

Call me when

you hear something.

Yeah, I'm sure

we'll find him soon.

Okay.

Okay!

What do you think?

Awesome.

Yeah?

You'll probably need

a couple of these.

I'll be closing up

five minutes.

Okay.

So, you want this

on your sponsor account?

Yeah.

Thanks, Ollie.

Oh, no. Thank you!

Good choice!

That's my favorite.

I'll give it to you

for 50 bucks.

Thanks.

Can't afford it.

Are you going?

Huh?

We'll be at

the competition.

Neil won last year.

So, Neil, if

you're not gonna be

using this board,

I'm just gonna

throw it out back

in the dumpster.

All right.

What the...

What the...

What the heck's goin' on?

Jeez.

I've got to find

another alley.

And he 5-0s the ramp,

fakie rocks the spine,

and ollies to flat.

The crowd goes wild.

Yeah!

Night, Mom. Love you.

So, do you

want to try it?

Come on!

Right over here.

Do it here.

Nice and slow.

You got it.

You got it.

Keep your balance.

We'll have this roll-in

done in no time.

Perfect.

We should get you

your own skateboard.

Shh.

Don't worry.

This isn't stealing.

This is old stuff

that they've thrown away.

Just need

one more wheel.

Hello?

I got it!

Let's get out of here!

How's this?

This is you, isn't it?

Looks like,

you're wanted.

You don't seem dangerous.

I know what it's like

to have people looking

for you for no reason.

I won't tell anyone.

Come on, Jack!

And there you go.

Three-one the final score.

Yupper dupper, Bruce.

Oh, ladies

and gentleman,

unexpectedly, uh,

Bud Fulton has joined us

in the studio.

- Bud?

- Hello.

It's been some time since

Jack's gone missing, and

we at the Seattle Simians

would like nothing more than

to see him returned home.

If you have any information

regarding the whereabouts

of Jack,

please contact the Simians

immediately.

We're never gonna

find Jack this way.

It's been days!

We're not gonna give up

until we find Jack.

Okay, let's go

this way.

Hey!

Hey, hang in there.

Hey, guys.

What, still?

Has no one seen him?

Not yet.

Hopefully, someone will

see one of the posters

and call.

We are done with

our road trip now,

so we'll start looking

ourselves again.

I understand.

Call us when you

hear something.

Even if it's in

the middle of the night.

We'll keep you posted.

He hasn't

come back yet.

It'll be okay.

Louie?

Louie?

♪ Well, it's just

a little rain in my heart

♪ Even though it's sunny

Come on in!

♪ I ain't laughing

Can't stand to see a young

fellow out in the rain

like this.

I'm heading

all the way

up to Nelson.

Canada.

So you just give me a holler

when you want out, eh?

It's gonna be

a long drive,

so sit back

and buckle up.

♪ ...getting back

together again

♪ Well, it's just

a little rain in my heart ♪

Listen, I'll be gone

for a few hours.

I gotta make

us some money.

Don't worry.

I'll be back.

There you are, Ben.

Put on your late pants?

I was expecting you

an hour ago.

Sorry, Mr. Raheja.

All right.

Hang on.

This one's

right up your alley.

Skateboarding competition.

There you go.

There's a $5.00 bonus

for you, Ben.

♪ Here we go

♪ It's good to finally

be back on the road again

♪ Where I see with both eyes

♪ When I'm lost I'm gonna feel

my eyes close shut again

♪ And I'll yell to the sky

♪ If you want

to take this ride

♪ Then you need to

get in line

♪ And you're wondering

why your life's a bore

♪ Better hold on tight

♪ It's good to finally

be back on the road again

♪ I'm okay with my life

♪ When I'm lost I'm gonna feel

my eyes close shut again

♪ And I'll yell to the sky

♪ If you want to

take this ride

♪ Then you need

to get in line

♪ And you're wondering

why your life's a bore

♪ Better hold on tight

Hey, Jack!

♪ Whoa

♪ Whoa

Jack.

Are you okay?

You're crazy.

♪ Whoa ♪

This is one big competition.

If I win this,

I get sponsored,

and then we can

get our own place.

Huh?

What the...

Uh...

Come on, Jack.

Try this!

Ow.

What the...

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hadn't you ought to be

in school by now?

My mom...

She decided

to homeschool me.

Gotta go!

Homeschool?

So, that's

where you go.

♪ Pack my bags

I'm hitting the road again

♪ I'm headed

far away from here

♪ I'm circling back

by the old railroad track...

Darn.

Sorry about that.

I'll keep my eyes

on the road.

Doc says

I need these glasses,

but I don't like 'em.

Heck, I've been driving

this road for 40 years.

In fact, I told him

I could do it blind...

If I had to.

♪ I'm hitting

the road again ♪

Right this way, ma'am.

Be careful.

Wow. I never knew

this was here.

It's cool.

Let's go

check out that shack

over there.

Oh, yeah.

Good idea.

Phew.

Go ahead.

Wow. Would you look

at this?

Hey.

Hmm.

Looks like we found him.

It sure does.

Skate park.

All right.

And...

That should do it.

Here we go.

It's fine.

It's fine.

We can't wait around

here all day.

He's bound to show up

eventually.

You'll alert me

when he shows up?

Believe me. No problem.

This place'll

be under 24-hour watch.

They found us, Jack.

They're gonna separate us.

They'll make us go back.

Now, what are

we gonna do?

I was gonna enter

that competition tomorrow.

I was gonna get sponsors

so I could take

care of us, Jack.

Thanks, Jack.

But I can't use this.

There's no pop in it.

I won't be able

to do the tricks.

Jack! What are you doing?

Jack?

Jack! Wait up!

Jack!

Jack, what are

we doing here?

No one would throw out

a good enough board

for the competition.

You're gonna

like that board.

All right, Ollie.

That's great.

Thank you.

Thanks, man.

Thanks.

Yeah.

Jack, we gotta

get out of here.

Well, hello there.

Uh... I was

just looking

for something.

In my dumpster?

I... I'd better go.

Oh, no, hold on.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Come here.

Just tell me

what's going on.

Well, I broke

my board.

No kidding.

And I was gonna

enter this

competition...

But I can't

afford a

new board.

Why don't you

show me what

you can do?

Show me

what you got.

I don't have

a board.

Oh, yeah.

Hold on

a second.

Don't go anywhere.

How about this?

Will this work?

Sure, I guess.

This board's great.

Would you like to use

that board in the

competition tomorrow?

Seriously?

Holy Toledo! That's

a monkey! It's an ape!

Oh, that's Jack.

He's a friend.

So where are you

living, then?

At the old pool.

All by yourself?

Oh, no.

Jack lives with me,

but everybody's

after him.

They think

he's dangerous.

Well, you know,

it's getting a

little late,

and maybe we can

talk some more

in the morning.

Why don't you

guys bunk out

upstairs in the loft?

Good night, Ben.

Good night.

How did Ollie

know my name?

Jack, we gotta

get out of here.

What if he calls

the cops in

the morning?

We gotta go now.

If you think we

should stay,

I'll stay.

Night, Mom.

Love you.

Night, Jack.

Love you.

Hello?

Hello, Barbara?

Yes.

Yes, this is

Oliver Plant.

Mr. Plant.

Yes. Plant. Oliver.

Um...

What's up?

I think I know

where Ben is.

♪ Hey, buddy,

don't you worry about me

♪ I'm as cool behind the wheel

♪ As anybody can be ♪

Morning, Jack.

Do you want to whip

up some pancakes?

How do pancakes sound?

Jack, what a mess!

Want to use

my razor?

Looks like you

might need

a shave, too.

I'll wait for

you right here

in case you

need something.

Hey, look who it is!

- Jack?

- Little dude!

Jack! Where you been?

It's Jack!

Oh, man,

he looks great!

Jack, where'd you get

those boots?

Hey! Hey!

Cool boots, Jack.

You got gum too...

What's all the

commotion?

Hey, Coach,

can Jack play?

Come on, Coach.

Get Jack ready

for the warm-ups.

All right,

let's go, Simians!

Go Simians!

Come on, Simians.

Jack is back.

Let's go, Jack.

Jack?

What's wrong

with Jack?

Are you okay?

Is Jack all right?

That's all

right, Jack.

Just a little rusty.

Yeah, skate

like Russki.

Come on, Jack.

Let's get 'em.

I think he had

a bad banana.

Jack? Jack!

Are you sure

you're all right?

What's all that

commotion

on the ice?

Is that Jack?

Come here.

Come on.

I'll help you.

Jack. Jack,

stop with

the stick.

Hey, Olaf, I'm

a little concerned

about Jack.

Have you noticed

the way he's skating?

Yeah.

And the way he's

holding his stick?

Jack no good.

Hey, Jack.

Looking good.

Come on, Jack.

We'll eat some

snow off the ice.

It'll make us feel

good. Come on.

Don't get your lips

stuck to the ground.

Come on now.

Ready?

Maybe come in

a little bit closer.

Okay, there you go.

All right.

Show us

what you got!

Remember that

one, Jack?

Stay down on

your knees,

stay strong.

Come on, Jack,

we're starting

real simple here.

We're on two feet,

remember? Just...

Jack, I don't

want to eat

anymore snow.

Quit pushing my

face into the thing.

I don't want any

more snow! No, Jack,

no! No, no, Jack!

Let's go, boys.

I smell victory.

Hey, ref.

What's up,

Skinner?

That's Jack.

What's he doing

out there?

The ZHL has

already banned him.

I'll check it out.

Yeah, you do that.

You check it out.

This is Mandy

Parker coming to

you from Seattle

with the regional

qualifying trials

for skateboarding's

national championships.

This is the first step

for some of the

hottest young talent

on the skateboarding

scene,

and we expect

the competition this

year to be fierce.

The winner will receive

$1,000 in prize money

and a trip to

the nationals

to compete against

the best boarders

in the nation.

Well, why don't

you go up

and sign in?

Go.

We just need

to get your

parent or guardian

to sign this form

if you want

to enter

the contest.

Uh, they're

not here.

Sorry, bud.

Is there a

problem?

Uh, are you

his father?

Uh, no.

Why don't you take

Jack and grab

us some seats?

Jack, these

guys are good.

This is a hard

competition.

Our next skater up

is Luke Gilbert.

♪ These heads are rolling

they see black

♪ Watch them

smile the dust away

Okay, you're in.

I am? But they

said that I

wasn't allowed to.

I signed

the papers.

Oh, thanks, Ollie.

♪ Take note and dot

the dot tonight ♪

Okay, what

now, Skinner?

That monkey

is back.

He bit my player.

You know that.

I want him

off the ice.

What's going on

here, huh?

Look, coach.

Jack can hardly

skate now.

Aw, forget it.

You can have

your monkey.

We'll take the cup.

Look,

it's Jack!

Okay, then,

let's get this

game underway.

Thank you.

Next up,

Sammy Rogers.

Now, Sammy is

the only girl at this

year's competition,

and word has it she can

ride with the best of them.

Ollies over the

roll-in. Very cool.

Oh, she has some

awesome moves!

Stiff competition.

Oh, yeah. Girl power is

definitely alive and well

at this year's

competition.

Sammy's sending out

a message to the boys

that she means business.

Excuse me.

Sorry. Excuse me.

They started

already.

Oh, come on, let's

go. This way.

Excuse us. Excuse us.

Coming through.

Next up is

Neil Nellis.

Now, Neil is our defending

state champion,

and he's looking to

make it two in a row.

He starts with

a fakie hand and

a fakie rock.

Backside and

over the channel.

That boy likes to fly.

♪ Hey, I know

♪ That I can't talk

to you right now ♪

Ooh, and he falls on the

kick-flip over the channel.

Now there's

room for our

final skater to

make his move.

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry.

Oh, it's a

good view.

We gotta see them

here for sure.

And our final

competitor for the day

will be Ben Johnson.

Me?

Yeah, that's you.

Okay.

You can do it!

Hey, Mike,

can I get some duct

tape over here?

Whenever you're

ready, Ben.

Jack, what are

you doing?

I can't do this.

Wait a minute.

There's somebody

else up there with him.

I think it's

a monkey.

Hey, look!

Dude,

it's a monkey!

♪ Here we go

That's the chimp

we've been

looking for!

That's the

boy, Ben!

♪ It's good to finally be

back on the road again

♪ Where I see with both eyes

♪ When I lose my way I feel

my eyes close shut again

♪ And I'll yell to the sky

These two are putting

on quite a double run.

This competition

has just gotten wild.

♪ Better hold on tight

Yes!

The chimp has

kicked out, and Ben's

ripping it on his own.

♪ When I'm lost, you know

I feel my eyes go shut again

♪ And I'll yell to the sky

♪ If you want to

take this ride

♪ Then you need

to get in line

♪ And you're wondering

why your life's a bore

♪ Better hold on tight ♪

All right!

What an amazing run

by Ben Johnson.

This crowd is going

crazy with excitement.

We did it, Jack.

That

was super slick.

We did it, Jack!

We've got

less than 20 seconds left

in the second period,

and the game is all

tied one to one.

Here comes

Bubalochov in on Naddy.

Undresses Schikedanz.

The clock's winding down now.

He shoots, he scores!

Oh, what a beautiful goal!

Mad Dog Brady

never had a chance.

That ends

the second period

with the Carjackers

leading two to one.

I just can't understand

why the Simians

have not played

Jack at all in the

first two periods.

You know, he

looked pretty rusty

during the warm-up.

Maybe he's got

to get his

ice legs back.

That's all right, Jack.

You'll get it back.

You're just a little

out of practice.

Yeah, you just

lost 40 pounds.

That's got to be

hard on the body.

Would you like

a hot dog?

Hot dogs are good for you.

They're full of

vitamins A, vitamin D,

vitamin C, vitamin E,

calcium...

And to announce

this year's winner,

please welcome

skateboarding champion

Bob Burnquist.

Thank you, Mandy.

Hello, everyone.

Wow, we saw

some great lines

from some awesome

skateboarders today.

Third place is gonna

go to Sammy Rogers.

All right,

Sammy.

Congratulations.

Thanks.

Second place

is gonna go

to Neil Nellis.

All right,

Neil.

Congrats.

Now, choosing

this year's winner

was a tough

decision but I

think our judges

did a great job,

and our winner is...

Ben Johnson.

Come on up,

Ben. Good job.

Good job.

Everyone,

let's give it up for

this year's winner,

Ben Johnson!

Ben! Ben!

Good job, buddy.

Ben! Ben!

No, no, no. Wait.

Ben, it's okay.

I just want to

talk to you.

I don't want

to go back.

But now, Ben

you know, I've

been thinking.

My place is

pretty empty

and I thought

you might perhaps

consider living with me.

Do you mean it?

You bet I do.

All right!

All right,

listen, folks,

I'm afraid I have

to take this

chimpanzee with me.

Jack didn't

do anything.

Oh, I know that.

He's got a hockey

game to play.

The Simians are

down two to one.

You mean you're not

gonna lock him up?

Lock him up?

Are you kidding?

Oh, this little

guy's no criminal.

Why, he's the

best thing to

happen to the ZHL

since the

Zamboni machine.

Well, I guess

you gotta go, Jack,

but we'll catch

up to you.

Yeah, Jack,

go on ahead.

You're not gonna

get rid of

us that easily.

Yo, Ben, good

job on the

ramp today, man.

Tell you what,

after seeing you

skate today, I want

to sponsor you.

Whoa!

Why don't you and

I go for a victory

session right now?

Right now?

Yeah, man, come on.

It's always

time to skate.

Whoa!

Come on.

Ready, Jack?

Come on, let's go.

Straight ahead.

There you

go. I'll see

you out there.

Jack?

Huh?

Huh?

Jack?

What?

Huh? What?

This explains it.

You're Jack?

And you're

Louie?

You're brothers.

Okay, men, we've got a

"chimpionship" to win.

Jack, put

your gear on.

All right, let's do it.

Hey, great news.

We found Jack.

Oh, and Louie's

here, too.

Oh, great.

I'm gonna go

tell Lulu and

all the others.

They're gonna

be thrilled.

All right, here

we go. The Simians

are back on the ice.

Well, it's been

an incredible

game so far.

I'll tell you, LA

is leading two to one.

If the Simians want

to have a

chance at the cup,

they've got

to score early.

That's right, Clark,

even with Jack back.

Fans are

on their feet

here in Seattle,

urging on their Simians.

Here's a

shot for the point.

Poirier passes the

puck down to the net.

Pass that puck to Jack.

Jack shoots, scores!

Yeah!

We got a

tie hockey game!

Yes! Whoo!

Watch out!

Ahhh!

Bubalochov's

in on net. He

shoots and scores!

The Carjackers

take back the lead.

Come on,

ref, I hardly

touched the guy.

Go for it,

fella, go!

Jack, I'm open.

Let's go, man.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Boy, what an exciting

game we got going

here tonight, Clark.

With just over a

minute to go in

the third period,

the score is tied

three-three.

And I'll

tell you, folks,

Jack has really

pulled it together.

Bubalochov, a shot,

and it's saved by Brady.

That could have been

the game saver, Bruce.

Boy, you

could cut the tension

with a knife in

here, Clark.

Only 20 seconds

left on the clock.

We're tied up at three.

Looks like we'll

be going into overtime.

Go, go, go, go.

h*, h*, what a move!

Go, Jack!

sh**t!

sh**t!

sh**t, Jack!

Jack scored!

Yeah, Jack!

Yeah!

Yeah, it's good!

Yes!

Seattle has won the cup!

Ooh, I'm gonna get

that little monkey.

Not sorry.

Yeah! Ha, ha, ha!

All right, guys!

Well, there it is.

It's now official.

Jack has been

named the MVP

for this year's

ZHL cup final.

Yeah!

Jack! Jack! Jack!

Here, Louie.

I put this together

so you can

learn how to

skate like Jack.

Bye, Jack.

I'll miss you.

Goodbye, Jack.

Take care, Jack.

Rock on, Jack-o.

Jack and Louie,

don't forget friend.

Bye, Jack.

Come on, Ben.

Let's go home.

I'm gonna miss

them furry

little fellas.