[Grunts]
[Yawning]
[Gasps]
- The sun!
Hyah!
Wake up!
Come on. Come on, let's go.
Come on. Come on, please.
- Over here!
- Aah!
- This way!
- Come on, g*ng! Go, go, go!
- Jump! Jump! Hurry, guys! Go on!
- Hey! Yoo-hoo!
- There!
[Murmuring]
[Grunts]
- Yeow!
[Gasps]
- Okay, let's go.
Whee!
- More. More! Stop!
Okay, move it out.
[Groans]
- Grapes, berries, nuts...
I don't have any nuts! Nuts!
[Clangs]
- Yes!
- Hyah!
[Whimpering]
- Oh, let's look at this one here.
- Quick! The sun is coming!
- Oh, calm down, boy.
The sun'll have to wait.
Now, the radial and the meridian lines
cross and intersect
at the point of force,
which is right here.
[Groans]
[Gasping]
Hmm.
[Gasping]
Hmph!
- Amazing!
- Wow!
[Laughs]
- Aspetta.
[All Gasping]
Mm-hmm.
[Chuckling]
[Coughs]
What do you call that? I want fresh fruit!
Barely kissed by the morning dew!
I'm-a not make-a Jell-O here!
It's for the gala dinner!
The royal full moon dinner!
I want-a the best, the best, the best,
the best, the best, the best!
Capisci?
- Yes, the best! Sorry, Chef.
- Give that to the ants!
Ma che fai? Hide the pistils
before a bee sees them!
[Gasping]
- Look out!
- Mamma mia!
[Blowing Alarm]
[Chattering]
- Move it! Move it up!
Everybody up! Everybody up!
Get up there! Hurry!
- Okay, here we go.
[Engine Starts]
Okay, ready?
Twenty degrees, right.
Fire!
[Grunting]
[Gasping]
Twenty degrees, left.
[Exhales, Speaks Italian]
- We're losing-a too much-a time.
Andiamo! Andiamo!
[Whistling]
[Gasps]
- Oh, no, no, no! No-no-no-no!
No! Not that way!
God rest your soul.
[Buzzing]
- Oh! Got you, you little flying nuisance.
Not quite so buzzy-buzzy now, are you?
Honey, it worked.
My honey trap worked. Check this out.
- Where are you? I can't see you, honey.
- Over here. I'm here!
[Dog Yelps]
- Oh!
Is the dog okay? Did he get stung?
No, you stepped on his tail.
Don't worry. He'll live. Check this out.
Look at its furry little legs
and that ugly, bug-eyed head.
[Yells]
- Oh!
Scared me.
- Me? You look like an alien.
Will you take that ridiculous mask oft?
The bee can't sting you now.
I have everything under control.
- Poor little thing. It must be
suffocating in there without any air.
- Right. I'll put it out of its misery.
Get the spray.
- Nature feeds you every day.
One day you will feed nature.
- I've grown, but I'm still
a lot smaller than you.
- This is a great day because
it marks the end of initiation.
First, you passed the tree test.
You overcame the boredom
of the first few hours.
You managed to open up your senses
one by one, and then your heart,
until you were able to hear
the tree's heartbeat.
You heard it breathe.
You heard it laugh.
You became one with the tree.
[Twittering]
You even fooled the bird.
The second test was harder,
for you had to gain the acceptance
of the mineral world.
Once more, patience was
the mother of wisdom.
You persevered until the stone revealed
its memory to you, which is vast,
for it has been on Earth
sihce the dawn of time.
[Animal Howling]
That rock saw the birth ofmankihd.
It saw humanity grow from a worm
and begih to crawl.
[Sniffing]
[Urinating]
The third and final test
was the most important,
because it meant reconnecting
with the animal kingdom.
Learnihg simple actions, vital actions.
Actions that unite all these families
who are so different,
but who have shared the same home
sihce the dawn of time.
You passed the tests.
You are like the moon,
full and whole, bright and bold.
You are reconciled with nature.
Protect her and she will protect you.
- I will.
[Barking]
- I think he's trying
to tell you something.
- I think you're right.
- Got it.
- Oh.
[Exhales]
- See? There's one left.
- Yes. I didn't see it.
- Oh, honey.
You know I like animals and, uh, insects.
It breaks my heart to k*ll this bee,
but you heard the doc.
Arthur is allergic to bees, and the
teensiest little sting could be fatal.
Do you want me to risk our little angel
being stung in the middle
of an innocent game of tag?
- Not my baby. I love him so much.
- Believe me, honey, this gives me
no pleasure, but it's the only way.
It's the bee or Arthur.
- Don't worry, little friend.
I'll get you out.
I'm sorry about this.
I'll make sure it never happens again.
[Door Opens]
Go, go, go.
- Come on, come on. Hurry, hurry.
Lock and load! Let's go, let's go!
No, no, no! You first. Go ahead.
Lift up the glass.
- It's gone. The bee disappeared.
- Honey, I know bees fly,
but unless this one's called Houdini,
it's not about to get out of that glass.
- Armand, honey, look, I swear.
Come look for yourself.
It's gone.
- I don't believe it!
How did it do that?
- Well, they say that honey
gives you energy.
Maybe the bee ate so much
that it raised the glass.
- Oh, Rose, please.
If I ate a ton of honey,
do you think I would be able
to lift up the house over my head?
No, no, no.
There has to be a logical explanation.
Maybe there's a hole in the glass. No.
Or maybe he had outside help.
Fingerprints. Bull's-eye!
[Yelling]
[Screaming]
- Hello, angel!
- Hi, Granny!
- Ohh! Somebody needs a bath.
Make that two somebodies.
What have you two been doing?
- I was being decorated
by the Bogo-Matassalai.
- I can see that.
Looks like I have some laundry to do.
Do me a favor and help Grandpa
bring in all that stuff.
- Yes, ma'am.
- Well, how did it go?
Oh, Arthur, I am so proud of you.
- I did it!
- You truly are my grandson.
Heart to heart and soul to soul.
- Wow. You mean, you passed the tests too?
- That was a long time ago.
I was already a grown man.
Being initiated at such a young age
is quite a feat.
- Thanks, Grandpa.
- So did you hug a tree?
- For eight hours!
A red bunting landed on my arm.
It thought I was part of the tree.
It was so cool.
- That's wonderful!
And which stones did you choose?
- The granite boulders
near the little lake!
- Really? Excellent choice.
And did you find the beaver's hut
to take a nap in?
- No, I couldn't find a beaver,
so I picked a bear.
- A bear?
Y-You slept with a bear?
Well, that deserves a real reward!
- Wow.
- It's the presidential car.
- It's beautiful.
- Well, what are you waiting for?
Go try it out.
[Exhales]
A bear.
- Hi, honey!
- Hi, Mom.
- Rose, how much longer
do I have to lie here
with this stupid compress on my head?
- Another five minutes, honey.
That's what it says on the box. Relax!
- Oh, God. How can I relax
with these burns on my face?
- At least you know the spray works.
- Yeah.
I'm going to Mrs. Kerman's
hardware store
and buying her entire stock
of Super Bombardier.
As soon as I'm back on my feet,
I'll take care of every
creepy-crawly for miles around!
[Whispers]
- No. Go away.
Hurry. It's dangerous for you here.
- What did you say?
- Nothing, honey!
I was just thinking out loud
about that... about that bee.
It must be awfully smart
to escape from your trap.
- Smart? I don't think so.
Their brains are the size of a pinhead.
They're lighter than a feather.
And you expect them to be able to think?
The human brain weighs over two pounds.
Think about it.
It takes one heck of a brain
to invent the...
the telephone, for example,
or the television.
Even if we don't have one.
And the automobile!
What, you think a spider
invented the automobile?
Did bees paint the Sistine Chapel?
Did mosquitoes sculpt Rodin's Thinker?
I think not.
And poetry and music.
Do you think any beetle ever wrote music?
- No, of course not!
- Not to mention architecture.
The Empire State Building.
The Golden Gate Bridge!
You think a bunch of ants
could build a bridge?
- First class passengers, all aboard.
[Chittering]
Platform number one,
the train is about to depart.
Stand clear, please.
Oh. Hey, Mom.
What's up?
- You tell me.
- Nothing.
Just playing.
- Really?
- Grandpa gave me a new train.
- Let me see.
- What are you doing?
- Checking for ill*gal immigrants.
- Like I have something to hide.
- Whoo-hah!
- I know you let the bee go free.
And you're allergic to it, remember?
- I know, Mom.
But if you were caught
in a horrible trap like that,
I'd do everything I could to rescue you.
- That's very sweet of you.
Ooh. But that bee stung your father.
- A sting won't k*ll him.
[Sighs]
- Hopefully not.
Come on. Time to take a shower.
- Bright as a new penny.
[Chuckles]
Don't go rolling in the dirt now.
[Laughs]
[Buzzing]
- Got you.
You think honey is sweet?
Have you ever tasted revenge?
Uh...
Oh.
Just right.
[Yells]
Geez, you scared me.
Could you move to one side a little?
You're in the line of fire.
- This tree is over 200 years old.
It saw your father's father
come into the world.
And if it offers refuge to a beehive,
it must have its reasons for doing so.
- I'm sorry, but there isn't a tree
in the world that has authority over me.
I own this tree. It's on my land.
So get out of my way.
My land, my tree, my rock.
- No. That is my rock.
[Scoffs]
- Your rock.
Well, maybe so.
But those bees have it coming to them.
I will be back.
- Look at that.
You still have paint on your face.
I don't want you playing any more
w*r games. w*r isn't nice, you know.
- It's not w*r paint, Mom.
These are the eternal codes of nature.
I was accepted into a great circle today.
Tonight there's a big party.
- That's nice, dear.
- Yeah. It's the 10th moon.
The Minimoys are preparing
a feast in my honor.
- Mini... Mini-what?
- The Minimoys.
They'll all be there,
and I'll get to see Selenia again.
- Where exactly is this party?
- In the garden.
- As long as you stay in the garden,
you can go wherever you want.
- Good.
- Fire department, please.
[Gasps]
Geez, you scared me.
- You're scared. Have you
looked in the mirror lately?
- I got stung by a bee.
- He must be using steroids. You look like
you've been stung a hundred times.
- Fire Department. Hello?
- It got me once, in the rear.
Call you back.
My face...
That was your daughter with the spray.
- Is the bee still alive?
- Unfortunately, yes.
It's escaped death this once,
but not for long.
I found the hive in the forest.
- My dear Armand, may I remind you that...
even though my home is your home,
it is still my home.
And when I say my home, I mean
this house and the magnificent gardens.
That includes the trees and plants
that are kind enough to grow here
and all the animals and insects
that honor us with their presence.
Including the bees.
- Okay.
- And one more thing, Arthur.
Who is this Selenia?
- She's a princess.
- Really?
What's this princess like?
- She's brave, she's smart,
and she's never scared.
Except of water.
- What does she look like?
- She has brown eyes and red hair,
like a setting sun.
And when she smiles,
she looks like a...
an angel.
- Any chance you might have
a teensy-weensy crush on her?
- No, Mom, don't be silly.
She's way too old for me.
She's over a thousand years old.
- Oh, God, you're right.
That is too old for you.
I don't think you should
see anyone over 500!
- Honey, pack your bags.
We're leaving tonight.
- But, Dad, we're supposed
to be leaving tomorrow.
- Change of plans.
It will be an easier drive tonight.
Less traffic, and cooler.
- No, no, no. We can't leave tonight!
- Oh? And why's that?
- Because...
B-Because it's the 10th moon.
- And what happens on the 10th moon?
You turn into a werewolf?
- Honey, do not say things like that.
You know how superstitious I am.
- Oh, God.
Arthur, you've been gazing
at the moon for the past two months.
It's time you come down to Earth.
Because, if my maths are as good as yours,
you're starting school in two days.
- Mom, please. I'll do whatever
you want for the whole year.
I'll be the best son
in the whole wide world.
I've been waiting for this moment
for months.
I can't leave now. I'm begging you.
Just a few hours, a few minutes.
I have to see her.
- Honey!
- Armand, honey, it is a bit rushed.
Besides, it would be rude
to leave now.
My mother spent all day
cooking our dinner.
And my father will...
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't get me started on your father.
He thinks...
He thinks his precious garden is more
important than his grandson's life.
Arthur, come on.
Get dressed. Pack your bags.
I'll be waiting in the car.
- I'm sorry.
- Here.
I packed it all up for you.
You just have to heat it up in the oven.
And some fresh eggs.
- Thank you.
[Sniffles]
I'm sorry, Mom.
You know how Armand is.
He's always in a rush.
- Oh, I know. Can I get you anything else?
- Yes.
[Sniffling]
A handkerchief, maybe?
- Oh.
Of course. Here you go.
[Hinge Squeaks]
[Barks]
- I'll miss you too, Alfred.
[Barks]
Hey, I'll be back at Christmas.
If there's snow, we can play Eskimos.
You can be White Fang.
Alfred, I can't play with you right now.
[Barks]
Don't you understand?
I'm leaving.
[Barks]
[Whining Softly]
What is it?
What do you see?
Is that why you were barking?
It's just a spider.
That's carrying something.
Uh, thanks.
A grain of rice
with some sort of inscription on it.
Oh, my God.
Grandpa, I've received a message.
It's the Minimoys. They're in danger.
We have to do something.
- Calm down, Arthur. Calm down.
What message?
- Here, on this grain of rice.
A spider gave it to me.
- Usually, the Minimoys send messages
on leaves they drop from trees.
- I know, but read it, Grandpa. Please.
- Oh. I'm sorry. Yes, of course.
- Ah, Arthur.
Hurry up, Son. It's late and
we have a long drive ahead of us.
- I was just saying goodbye to Grandpa.
- Sure.
- The message on the grain of rice reads:
"Help!"
- Are you sure?
- Positive. But I can't do anything.
Only you can save them now.
- That won't be very easy,
but I'll see what I can do.
- Okay, Arthur, I think that's enough
goodbyes, don't you?
Let's see if we can make it back
faster than we came.
[Whining]
- Alfred.
[Whining]
Alfred! Alfred, take it easy.
[Barks]
Alfred!
- Oh, leave him. He'll be back.
He's scared of the dark anyway.
- It's not the dog I'm worried about.
You see? Arthur was right!
- Oh, that boy has
an overdeveloped imagination.
He'd do anything to see his princess,
even if it means making up a story about
a message on a grain of rice.
And wasn't it you who told me the Minimoys
only communicate by leaves?
- Yes, of course,
but this is an emergency.
They had to find something smaller
so a spider could carry it.
- You two make a fine pair.
Remind me again which one
of you is 12 years old.
- Daisy.
This is no laughing matter.
Maybe the Minimoys are in real danger
and I can't just sit around
twiddling my thumbs.
I have to help them.
- The Minimoys are thousands of years old.
They have survived countless catastrophes.
I'm not a thousand years old.
I'm not gonna live forever.
And I don't want to lose you again.
[Thunderclap]
[Vomits]
- Did you hear that?
- No.
- sh**t. It's gonna pour.
- I think we should stop at a gas station.
- I think we should keep going
and stay ahead of the storm.
- Honey, I need to stop!
I don't have any bags left
in case Arthur doesn't feel well.
- Oh, all right. I see. I'll pull over.
[Groaning]
Five minutes, okay? No more.
[Thunder Rumbling]
Might as well check the oil.
[Thunder Rumbling]
[Music On Radio]
- I need to use your bathroom. Thank you.
I've gone so far that I can't see
[Music Continues]
- Oh, no, it's all right.
We don't need any gas, thank you.
Yes! It feels good to have
everything under control again.
- Alfred.
You've just saved my life,
and I'll be eternally grateful.
- Everything all right, Rose?
- Blecch.
- Good.
[Sighs]
- I feel much better.
Oh, look at that. He fell asleep.
- Good. Won't seem like
such a long drive for him then.
- Oh, my God. Arthur was right.
Arthur! What are you doing here?
Did you have an accident?
- I ran away.
- You ran away?
Arthur, you can't do that!
Where are your parents?
Where's anybody?
- Grandpa, there's not a minute to lose.
The Bogos are ready. I need the telescope.
- The telescope?
The telesc... The telescope.
The telescope! Of course!
The telescope!
- Three quarter turns
to the left for the body,
three quarter turns
to the right for the mind
and one whole turn for the soul.
No. Not now. Please.
No.
No!
I don't believe it.
- Arthur, I'm so sorry,
but the sky has decided.
Now, the Minimoys will have
to deal with this on their own.
- You think they'd call for help if they
could handle the problem on their own?
They're in huge danger, Grandpa.
They need us.
Is the light beam the only way
to join them? Is there any other way?
You know, for emergencies?
- There are the vines.
- The vines. Perfect.
I'm ready. What do I have to do?
- Arthur, the vines are a terribly
dangerous way of passing through.
It's the method our ancestors used
before the telescope was invented,
but a lot of them died trying it.
- Grandpa, if something happens to Selenia,
I'll die anyway...
of a broken heart.
I have to find a way to make it through
to them. I'm their only hope.
- I know, Arthur,
but you're still such a young boy.
- Look. Have faith in me, Grandpa.
I'll make it back.
I'm ready.
[Speaks Foreign Language]
- Once you're in the vines,
there's no going back.
You'll have to see it through,
however painful it gets.
- Don't worry about me.
Look after Grandma.
- I will.
[Chanting In Foreign Language]
- Nature belongs to you.
You belong to nature.
Now! Pull!
- Ow!
- And pull!
[Screaming]
Hurry! Pull harder!
[Screaming Continues]
Again!
- Please stop!
- We can't stop now!
- Grandpa! Stop!
- Pull harder!
[Screaming]
Again, harder!
Pull harder!
- No! No!
- Pull!
We have to get all the water
out of his body! And pull again!
- No!
- Harder!
And pull!
- Ow! It hurts!
- We're almost there! Pull again!
Stop!
[Screaming]
- Did he make it?
- Yes, I think so. It's up to him now.
- How will he make it back?
Tomorrow, the light beam will open up
the passage back this way.
He must not miss it.
- And if he does?
- If he does,
he will have to wait 10 moons.
[Rose Screaming]
- Oh, no! Rose, what's the matter?
What are you screaming about?
- There. Look. Arthur.
- What?
- He turned into a wolf. You see?
I told you not to joke about that!
[Snoring]
[Whimpers]
- Rose, it's Alfred.
- Alfred. Of course.
- Uh, Alfred. Yes.
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, no, no, no. It's my fault.
I shouldn't have told you
all those werewolf stories.
- I feel so silly now...
[Chuckling]
thinking Arthur could turn into a w...
[Simultaneously]:
Arthur.
- Arthur!
[Groaning]
- Oh, my God. That was some fall.
[Screaming]
[All Gasping]
Hi.
[Pop Music]
[All Screaming]
Uh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to offend you. Please wait!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who have we got here?
The little prince got itchy feet again?
You should've called ahead.
I'd have put you on the list.
That way,
you could've came in through the door!
Jack, fill 'em up. This one's on me.
- Hi, Jack.
- Cheers!
Here's to your dazzling return.
- Max, I don't have time for drinks.
I received a message.
The Minimoys are in danger.
- Tell me something I don't know.
Life ain't easy when
you're two millimeters tall.
- Life isn't easy when
you're five foot tall, believe me.
- So let's drink to now,
and may it last forever and ever!
- Max, I have to get
to the Minimoys' village
as fast as I can, and I need your help.
[Sighs]
- Can't you just come into my club,
kick back, chill out,
have a drink
and shake your booty like everybody else?
- Max, Selenia is in danger.
Please help me.
[Sighs]
- Lordy Lord!
You and your princess!
Come on. Follow me.
- Whoa!
[Stammering, Sighing]
- There have been big changes
round here since you left.
There's a new head honcho.
His name's Krob.
He's such a nasty piece of work,
he makes people nostalgic for Maltazard.
Sometimes.
- Maybe he's threatening the village?
And that's why the Minimoys
called me to the rescue.
- Nah, I don't think so.
Krob's a wood louse. He's a
couch potato. He never leaves his hole.
He has an army of unicorns working
for him, keeping everything tight.
- What do you mean?
- The Seventh Kingdom
is locked down, dude.
It's a full-on ghetto. Nobody gets in
or out without his permission.
- I don't have time for bureaucracy.
We'll have to find another way.
- Chill, cuz. First, we head into town,
find out what's going down.
[Motors Whirring]
[Gasps]
[Revving]
- Wow.
- If the Minimoys are in any kind
of danger, we'll soon know.
- But in town, they won't stop us?
- The unicorns are everywhere
but they leave us alone.
- How come?
- The Koolomassai put on
all the shows in town
and keep the whole place going.
Ain't no business like show business.
[Snorting]
[Grunting]
[Clang]
That's what's up.
- Cool!
Oh.
[Whistles]
[Squealing]
- What's up?
- No, no, no! Aah!
- I shouldn't have been so tough on him.
- You were just trying to protect him.
Honey, slow down. I don't feel too good.
- I should have listened to him more,
taken his feelings into account.
- I feel nauseous.
Honey, you need to slow down.
- You're right.
We need to get back there fast.
Weird things can happen
when there's a full moon.
[Bleating]
My little boy. I love him so much.
You know how much I love him, don't you?
- Of course, honey. We both love him.
But you have to slow down
or we're going to have an accident.
- An accident? Oh, my gosh.
If anything were to happen to him,
I'd never forgive myself.
[Horn Honks]
What are they doing out so late?
They should be asleep!
- Honey, hit the brakes.
- What? What?
- Hit the brakes. Hit the brakes!
- He's not budging.
[Both Groaning]
[Bleating]
[Nervous Chuckle]
So sorry. I was going too fast.
It's all my fault. Sorry.
- See? I told you!
- Yo, man.
- Wow.
- Yeah, nice. My hood.
[Hip-hop Music, Indistinct]
- Hi!
- Hi.
- Hey, cool out. We safe now.
I'm the king here.
All you gotta do is look chill.
- How come?
- Best way not to get
noticed round here
is make sure everybody notices you.
- That's a weird concept.
- Sure!
We call it cruising.
Go slow, arm out the window,
look like you're miles away
and just laugh.
- Okay. What are you laughing at?
- That's not the point, so long as
everybody thinks they missed the joke.
Dig?
- Uh, not really.
- Well, check this.
[Laughing]
- What's he laughing at?
- I don't know.
- Anybody get the joke?
- No.
- Mm-mm-mmm! Bummer!
- Okay, you try.
[Chuckling]
- Hey, what's he laughing at?
I got something on my face?
- Uh, let's see. You got a big horn
right in the middle of your forehead.
- Idiots!
[Disco Music]
[Chattering]
- Wow. I never thought so much was
going on right under the house.
- You'd have been here last year,
there was nothin' to see.
It was just a backwater
for retired beetles.
And then there was the great harvest
and everybody got rich, stupid rich.
So the Koolomassai opened a couple of bars
to attract some artsy types
and a smooth operator
started a glow-worm business.
In nothin' flat, this sleazy hole
became a city of lights open 24-7
where you can find anything you need.
Mm-mm-mmm. Ooh.
Hey!
[Horn Blasts]
[Screaming]
I love this town!
Let's roll.
- Hey! What can we do for you?
- Well, I actually, um...
- Some advice, perhaps?
- To tell the truth...
- I can read your future
in the lines of your hand.
Tell me what you want to hear.
- I-I don't know, but...
- Yo, beat it, all of you! Go on!
- Hmph!
- Don't listen to this bunch
of phonies and roaches!
- I am not a roach!
I'm a weather mantis, and I can predict
the temperature to the nearest degree.
[Whimpers]
- Come on.
We gots to find my cousin Replay.
He's the only guy I totally trust.
[Laughing]
Replay!
- Hey, buddy!
You dropped your wallet.
No, thank me! But you better be
careful around here because...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, cuz!
- Hey! Hey, cuz!
- Yeah!
[Grunting]
- Whoo!
- That's right!
- Uh-huh! For sure!
- And, uh, whoop!
- Hey-hey-hey-hey!
[Both Laughing]
- Hey, guys, can we cut it short?
- I heard your fine chandelier
got all broke up this morning.
- I know.
- I know a silkworm
who'll fix it up for you in 24 hours.
- I know.
- That little guy to your left,
that's Arthur,
king of the First Kingdom.
- I know.
- You know he got decorated this morning?
- Yeah, I know!
How 'bout you tell me something
I don't know?
- Okay, okay. You name it.
Who? What? Where? When? Why?
I got the juice. Who's dating who, even.
- Tell me about the First Kingdom.
What's going down? You heard anything?
- Nothing to report.
- I received a message from the Minimoys
saying they were in danger.
Do you know anything about it?
- Ah, now that you mention it,
I did hear something.
- Yes?
- I heard that a major personality
with links to the palace
was in serious trouble.
- Trouble? What kind of trouble?
Uh, the palace? The princess?
- Uh, um... Mmm...
More like the young prince.
- Betameche?
- Affirmative.
- Betameche is in trouble? What happened?
- Hey, I'm out of cash.
I'll owe it to you.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
No cash, no juice.
- Oh, man, give me the juice,
or I'll put the word out you wear a wig!
- Max! Please don't do that!
Otherwise people'll be so busy laughing,
I won't get the juice no more.
- Okay, okay.
So tell me everything you know.
- All right. Betameche was arrested
by the unicorns for some reason.
- All right.
- The way they're headed, looks like
they're taking him to Krob's palace.
- What? The way they're headed?
- Help.
- You crook! Man, you made me pay
for somethin' you seen behind me!
I'll take care of him.
- Max, let's take care of Betameche first.
Create a diversion
and I'll try to free him.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! Wait, wait.
Create a diversion? Create a diversion.
- Bracelets, bracelets!
- Go away, man.
- Pretty wormy bracelets, ladies!
- Hey! Snow!
- What?
- What up? My man!
- Hey, Max!
- Oh, yeah!
- Hey! Yo, what up, baby?
- Hey, man!
- Yeah! What it is!
- Hey, how's tricks?
- Hey, cuz!
Long time no see!
- I know! Right? Huh!
[Roars]
- You look good.
[Gasps]
- Thank you.
- You take 'em?
- No, thank you.
- Glasses! Everybody needs glasses!
Get your glasses here!
[Snow]:
No, you know. We both free now.
[Snow Continues, Indistinct]
[Sighing]
- And how's your sister?
Where's she at now?
- She's pregnant way up to here!
- Again?
- Sure. It'll be her 20th.
- No kidding. You know, I don't think
I ever saw your sister... un-pregnant.
[Both Laughing]
- Hey, hey! Hey, you two!
Break it up! Get out of the street.
- And your mom?
- Oh, she's doing good. She's at home.
[Snow Continues, Indistinct]
- Psst! Beta!
- Arthur!
- Hmm?
[Gasps]
- Hey, you.
[Gasps, Stammering]
- Ah-choo! Hay fever.
Makes me sneeze.
[Grumbles]
Arthur, hurry. No, it's locked. Here.
Use my knife.
- Okay.
- Careful, careful, careful.
Okay, now hit the second button
to the left of the big one.
- Whoa!
- Very pretty,
but this isn't the time or the place.
[Whispers]
- Sorry.
[Cackling]
- Perfect! Now put them
to work on the creeper.
[Whimpering]
- Hey, how about you?
How's your brother doing?
- Oh, he cool, he cool.
He out there doing that blueberry thing.
Man, he's makin' a whole lot of money too.
It's beautiful, man.
- Hey, hey, hey.
Guys, break it up. Get out of the street.
Take your hellos somewhere else.
[Chuckling]
- You're new around here, ain't ya?
- Yeah. That's right.
- You know, when you tip into
someplace new, you gotta invest.
Gotta take time to know what's up also.
You dig?
- Hey, I'm in Krob's army.
I don't have to know what's up. You dig?
- I know that.
[Chuckles]
But out here, you're far,
far away from your little hole.
[Grunting]
This is our hood.
So, if you're attached
to that horn of yours,
you better calm down, stay polite.
You know what I'm saying, brother?
[Growling]
[Snarling]
- Uh, yeah. I think I do.
- Nice.
Now, Snow here is gonna
teach you how to say hello...
'Cause it looks like your mama
never taught you that.
- Okay, cool. So, first you put
one hand out like this.
That shows we think
we're of equal strength.
Then, one flat across like this,
which means strength
ain't an issue. Then you...
- Beta, what about something sharp?
- Okay, okay, okay.
Try the button just beneath it.
[Trumpet Roars]
- Hey! What are you doing with that?
- Nothing. I, uh, found it on the ground.
- Give it to me.
- Okay.
- Whoa!
- What the...
- Hey.
- Okay.
- Hey, what's this?
- Get lost.
- Okay.
- What happened to your...
Find me that prisoner!
[Whistles]
- Come here.
[Grunts]
Let's go.
- Let's pretend we're tourists.
- Yeah, right. I feel more like a local.
- Hey.
- There!
- No. This way.
- Okay.
You know how to drive this thing?
- Can't be more difficult
than flying a mosquito.
- Oh, great.
- Whoa!
[Woman Gasps, Screams]
- Hyah!
[Gasps]
- Let's try the other way.
- Yeah.
[Both Shout]
- Whoa.
- Sorry.
[Beta]:
Hurry, Arthur. Hurry.
[Shouts]
- Whoo, whoo, whoo.
Good luck, cuz. Good luck.
[Shrieks]
[Beta]:
Oh, no.
Do you know where you're going?
- Sure. This is the basement of the house.
I saw the plans on Grandpa's desk.
[Beta]:
Well, that's nice to know.
So, now what are we gonna do?
- Give me a second to think.
[Gasps]
- Time's up!
- Right. Let's lose 'em one by one.
- What was that?
- A rat trap.
- What's a rat look like?
- Like that!
[Both Shrieking]
[Squeaking]
[Beta]:
Faster!
[Whimpers]
Arthur?
Are... Are you sure about this?
- No.
- Okay.
- Close your eyes.
- Okay.
- One, two, three.
[Beta Groans]
[Screeching]
[Cackling]
[Squeaks, Sighs]
- Whoo. Home at last.
- Not just yet.
- Hyah!
- Beta, any idea to get rid
of these parasites?
- Uh...
- Turn!
[Belches]
- Whoo.
- Whoo.
- What was that?
- The rat trap principle.
But with a frog.
- Oh.
- We're not losing them.
Can't you go any faster?
- Speed isn't the problem.
It's the lights.
We need to lose the glow worms
before we can lose the unicorns.
- Okay. Leave it to me.
Whew.
[Gasps]
Whoa! Sorry. Sorry.
[Grunts]
[Gasping]
[Gasps]
[Both Gasping]
Arthur!
- I'm not watching.
- Oh, great.
[Grunts]
[Gasps]
Your turn.
- Okay.
- Careful.
Hold on.
- Oh.
[Whimpering]
- No. Not me. Not me, please.
- Sorry.
- Whoa!
- Great, Arthur. We did it!
- Oh, great. Only trouble is
flying without headlights.
[Gasps]
[Both Grunting]
[Both Shout]
- Arthur!
[Sighs]
Oh.
I had this terrible nightmare.
I dreamt that Arthur
was being chased by these giant insects.
Archie?
Archie?
- Oh, uh, sweetheart. What a surprise.
You're not asleep.
- What's going on?
Where's Arthur?
- Um...
[Chuckles]
He's, uh... He's in the garden.
- You let him go back?
Oh, my God.
This really is a nightmare.
- Daisy, the Minimoys are in real danger
and Arthur's the only one that can help.
I offered to go instead, but he refused.
He wanted me to stay and look after you.
- He's an angel.
What about his parents? Where are they?
[Door Opens]
[Gasps]
Rose! Armand! What... What happened?
- Armand wanted to take a shortcut.
- We had an accident.
- We hit a goat.
- We hit a ram.
- No, it was a little goat.
- It was an animal.
- Was the animal hurt?
- The animal was fine. My car is ruined!
- Armand, it's just a car.
At least no one was hurt.
- Yes, you're right.
There is something that bothers me though.
- What?
- None of you have asked where Arthur is.
- At first, we thought
he'd turned into a wolf.
But actually, he's disappeared.
- I'll let you take that one.
Rose, let's get you cleaned up.
- Can you fix this?
- Sure, I can.
- Armand, let's have a little talk.
- Ow, ow! Ow.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
[Sighs]
- Ow. Oh.
- Listen. I don't know
where Arthur is exactly.
But I know he knows every inch
of that land out there,
and he wouldn't have gotten lost.
- I know I can be hard on him.
I'm just trying to protect him.
- He's better prepared for survival
than most young kids
wandering around cities.
- Well, I know he's clever...
and I trust him...
but...
- But?
- He's still so... little.
[Sighs]
- Well, don't worry.
Tomorrow, he will be bigger.
[Sighs]
Come on. Let's go find your car.
- Ow!
[Moaning]
- Beta?
- Huh? What?
- Do you have any idea where we are?
[Groans]
- A cocoon.
- Right. A cocoon.
And how do we get out of a cocoon?
- Don't worry.
As soon it feels the sun, it'll wake up.
- And then?
- And then, it'll open up and we'll...
[Groaning]
Fall out!
[Shouting]
[Grunting]
- Ow!
- I hate being thrown out of bed
like that
and you have to start the day
without even a proper breakfast!
- Oh, the house.
- Yeah. But let's try
getting back to mine, okay?
- Wow! This is wonderful.
- Yeah, and absolutely impossible
to steer.
It goes wherever it feels like,
and apparently it doesn't feel
like going to my village.
- Then how do we get off a butterfly?
- We have two alternatives.
One, we wait for it to land.
And two, we...
[Gasps]
[Bird Shrieking]
Jump!
[Whimpering]
[Both Shouting]
[Grunts, Groans]
[Rattles]
- It's so sticky.
- Take it easy. Don't move around
or you're gonna get even more stuck.
- Beta, look.
- Arthur, are you deaf or something?
I said take a chill pill. Calm down.
- Beta, behind you.
- Huh?
[Gasps]
[Rattles]
Ah.
[Screeches]
No sweat.
- That was amazing.
- It's nothing really. When I was little,
I worked on a spider farm.
They act so big and tough,
but they're just big softies.
Softer than dewdrops. Come on.
Hop on.
Don't tell me you're scared of spiders.
- Usually, no.
But I've never seen one so big.
[Chuckles]
- Yah!
[Screaming]
[Gasps]
- Oh, don't worry. It's only my wife.
She must have seen a spider.
Like every other morning.
- There. In the bed.
It was huge, and it was hairy.
And it was staring at me with big,
fat red eyes.
- Calm down, honey.
You're the one with the red eyes.
Didn't you sleep well last night?
- How am I supposed to get any sleep
with all of these creepy-crawlies around?
- I'll just have a look.
- Careful.
It was over there.
On the... On the... On the left.
[Man's Voice]: Hi.
- Yes, I called because...
[Muzak On Line]:
- You have called the police department.
Please, hold the lihe.
[Beta]: So I was riding along
on my big gamullus, when all of a sudden,
this unicorn patrol cut right
in front of me from the left side.
Hey, normally, I had the right of way.
- That was when the village got worried
about your disappearance...
and sent me a message asking for help?
- Uh, no, no, no.
I left the village just that morning.
No one would have been worried about me
till the nighttime at least.
In fact, they were all so excited
about the banquet in your honor,
I don't think anyone
even noticed I was gone.
- Well, that's the message I got.
So, if you weren't in danger, who is?
- I don't know.
But I think we're gonna find out.
[Banging On Door]
- Yes? What do you want?
[Clears Throat]
- Hello? I want to get home.
Betameche?
The prince? The palace? Ring any bells?
- Oh, Beta. What are you doing outside?
I didn't even see you leave.
- Huh! You see that?
Nobody cares about me in this kingdom.
Here. Thanks for the ride.
Now go on. Beat it.
Come on.
Finally.
Home.
- Ooh-wee! Lucky for you, Betameche,
you weren't here.
You missed a real drama.
- Drama? What kind of drama?
- The banquet was canceled.
Arthur never showed up.
Just think. A full moon dinner.
Hey, your father was in such a state.
Forget about Selenia. I mean,
she really, really believed in him.
I mean, I know he's changed
since the last time I saw him, but...
[Chuckles]
A-A-A-Arthur?
- It looks like him.
- Holy bumblebee! It's a miracle.
[Chuckles]
- Whoa!
- Huh? What is it now?
What? Arthur's here?
Oh, my goodness! Quick.
Come on, Mogoth. Up we go.
Will you come on!
Now let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
My ceremonial robes.
[Chuckling]
Our guest has arrived.
[Gasps]
Off we go.
- What kind of time to arrive is this?
My buffet looks-a terrible now.
Look. The flowers have all wilted
and the dewdrops have almost evaporated.
- Prosciutto, stop complaining.
All that matters is that Arthur is here,
safe and sound.
Never mind the banquet.
Whip us up a quick little snack.
- I don't do fast food, Sire.
I make-a culinary masterpieces.
- Fine. Whip us up a culinary masterpiece.
You have five minutes.
[Gasps]
[Chuckles]
- Picolo, go see if the stores
have anything edible.
- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm. Mamma mia.
- Hey, Arthur.
Pleased to see you, little fella.
- I'm pleased to see all of you too.
- Come on, Arthur.
- Yeah, we were really worried.
- I'm sorry.
- We prayed to the Goddess
of the Forest for you.
- I know.
- That's enough. Come on. Let's go.
[Woman]: We love you, Arthur.
- Hi.
- Ah, my boy.
What a joy to see you again.
- Arthur! Here you are at last.
Let me shake your hand.
- Miro, leave him alone.
My young friend.
What in heaven's name happened to you?
- Well, late yesterday, I received
an SOS message carved on a grain of rice.
So I thought you must be in danger.
- A message? On a grain of rice?
Now, that is a funny idea.
[All Laughing]
[Chuckling]
Oh, my young friend.
If you had read the Great Book
more attentively,
you would know that Minimoys
only communicate by leaf.
- I know, Sire.
- And there is a leaf for every occasion.
Oak leaves for the great laws.
Birch leaves for labor regulations.
Cabbage leaves for birth announcements.
- And wild oat leaves
for intimate correspondence.
My father has a box full of...
- Enough, Betameche! Quiet.
- But...
[Clears Throat]
- Anyways, had we wanted
to send you a message of distress,
we wouldn't have carved it
on a grain of rice, but on a pine needle.
- Well, yes. It's so much easier to carry.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But continue with your story.
- I was about to pass
through the telescope
when a cloud passed across the moon.
[All Gasp]
So I decided to use
the creeper technique.
[Gasping]
- Oh, my... Whoo!
- And I fell in Max's bar,
where I met Betameche
who had been captured by the unicorns.
- Uh-huh.
- My son, what did you do this time?
- Refused to yield the right of way.
- Beta, I put that bracelet on your wrist
so you'd know your right from your left.
- I know. I just keep forgetting
which wrist you put it on,
my left or my right.
[Stammering]
- Never mind! What then?
- Uh, after that,
we caught a spider all the way here.
- Marvelous. All's well that ends well.
Let the festivities begin.
[Chuckles]
[Grunts]
[Grunting]
[Groans]
- Pressure!
[Squeaking]
- Prosciutto, allow me to introduce you
to the one-and-only Arthur.
- Benvenuto.
- Wow. It's wonderful.
- I just-a knocked it off.
Yes, it looks-a pretty good, but
actually it taste-a like-a sh... nothing.
- Young prince, the honor is yours.
What would you like?
- It's very kind of you. But, Sire...
what I'd really like is to be able
to share this occasion with the princess.
- Of course. Silly me.
Selenia?
[Miro Stammers]
Daughter? Where's she got to now?
- Oh...
She was so disappointed
when the young prince didn't arrive...
that she locked herself in her room.
- Ah. Right. Miro? Show him the way.
- Thank you, Sire.
[Chuckles]
Selenia doesn't live in the palace?
- Oh!
Ever since she met you,
emancipation has been the key word.
The young lady insists
on her independence.
That's the way it is
with girls these days.
Selenia?
[Chuckles]
I have a surprise for you.
Selenia? Selenia?
Oh. Where has she gone to now?
- Wow. Maybe she sent me the message.
Maybe she's in danger somewhere.
- No, no.
I saw her only a few hours ago.
- Or maybe she simply forgot
that I was coming to see her.
- Selenia forget you?
Now, that's funny.
Let me tell you how she spent the day
preparing for your arrival
after waiting for so many moons.
Yesterday morning, the sun had barely
caressed her face, she was already up.
[Groaning]
[Sighs]
[Coughing]
As she does every mornihg, she washed,
then gobbled down her breakfast
of raspberry puree and fresh hazelnut.
[Humming]
And after that, she hurried
to her sihgihg lesson.
[Arthur]: She wants to become a sihger?
[Miro]: No, not at all.
Selenia likes pretty words but won't
allow them to escape her royal lips
without total control.
If you want my opinion, she has
something important to tell you
and she doesn't want her voice
to let her down.
- Mmm.
I miss you so much
[Tweeting Melody]
I miss you so much
[Tweeting Melody]
I miss you so much
[Tweeting]
[Miro]: The nightihgale is acclaimed
as the best sihgihg teacher
ih the whole kihgdom.
But he's a mean old bird
and Selenia had real trouble
persuading him to give her a lesson.
In return,
she had to give him the address
of a publicity-shy craftsman
who breeds worms ih apples.
When she got back from her lesson,
her throat was so sore,
I had to make her a violet ihfusion
to soothe her vocal cords.
The pain soon went,
and she ended up falling asleep.
- And she slept through till evening?
- No, my boy. Far from it.
She spent much of the day
in the gym with Gambetto, her trainer.
Maestro Gambetto, who is
a Scarabterus-philanthropis -
a distant cousih of the prayihg mantis...
even though he swears he's no relation
to that particular man-eater
- Mm-hmm?
[Coos]
[Miro]: Selenia hardly ever
takes class with him,
because his astonishihg flexibility
doesn't extend to his personality
and his exercises are
exceedihgly difficult to follow.
- Ta-da.
- But the princess was determined
to assert her control over
every single one of her muscles.
- Then she slept till evening?
- Yes.
But when it was time to go to
the transit hall to greet your arrival,
believe me, she was ready.
Oh!
- Ta-da. How do I look?
- Uh, sublime.
- I know.
- She looked magnificent.
[Sighs]
She had chosen a beautiful little dress
made of rose petals
that she picked herself
and stitched together.
And she was wearing
a delicious vanilla scent.
[Both Sniff]
She reached the transit hall
over an hour early.
[Yelps]
Which the ferryman didn't fail
to bring to her attention.
[Blustering]
- Selenia, what are you doing here?
It's way too early. Oh!
- Then she settled down comfortably
to wait for her Prince Charming.
- Hmm. What time is it, my good Miro?
- Well past midnight, Sire.
- Well, I think we can safely conclude
that Arthur won't be coming this time.
[Murmuring]
- Unfortunately, her prince never came.
Selenia was so sad that I couldn't find
a single word to console her.
She stayed there
without moving for many hours until,
suddenly,
shejumped up and left the village,
headed for the great plains.
- What for?
- Probably to whisper her woes
to the breeze
so that it would carry them far away.
[Sobbing]
That's the whole story.
Or as much of it as I know.
- So, if it wasn't Selenia in danger,
or Betameche, or the village,
who sent me the message?
- I'm sure Selenia
can help you to figure that out.
- Yeah. If she ever comes back.
[Man]:
Selenia at the door!
- Selenia?
- Oh, if you want, you can go on ahead.
[Murmuring]
[Man]:
Open the gate!
[Grunting]
[Snickering]
[Gasps]
[All Screaming]
- Maltazard.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Ah. What a pleasure
to see you again, young Arthur.
- The pleasure isn't mutual.
- I know. But don't hold it against me.
The necklace you wear
around your neck is a reminder
that we are all part of nature's
great circle, my dear cousin.
- Perhaps, between cousins,
we can reach an agreement.
I'll give you my life
in exchange for Selenia's.
- No!
- Silence!
- Selenia!
- Arthur!
- Sorry, Arthur.
Not so long ago,
your little swap might have tempted me,
but I have better plans now.
I'm tired of your little world.
I want size. I want scope.
I want big.
- Ah, you sent the SOS message.
You knew I'd come
to the Minimoys' rescue
and that I'd have to open
the passage to do so.
Which would leave the path
open for you to take
the return trip
and grow to your full size.
- Bravo! How perceptive of you.
If I had a hand free,
I'd give you a round of applause.
- I've never heard such a dastardly plot!
- Thank you. It wasn't easy
and it took all of my genius
to bring my plan to fruition.
After the bitter defeat
Arthur inflicted upon me, I wandered
the lower levels for some time...
Damn!
...with one single idea in my mind.
- Father...
- I would find him and make him pay
for his insolence.
The bubble smuggler had mentioned
a good vantage point
from which to observe
the comings and goings
of everybody in the house.
Hmm.
Smuggler was right.
It didn't take long for me to get to know
the wonderful Daisy.
She initiated me into
all the wonders of your world.
That fabulous box
that manufactures cold
and the smaller one that generates heat.
And all that food that she brought in
from who knows where.
But the most amazing thing about her
was her constant good humor
She seemed to do everything with love,
which is a totally foreign concept to me.
Even when she had all ofher tools
of t*rture lined up on the counter,
it was just to transform vulgar
vegetables into works of art.
[Sighs]
it was a fascinating spectacle
and I could sit for hours
just watching her
And then I encountered your mother.
I have never met a specimen
so spectacularly unadapted
to her environment.
Huh?
- Mom?
- Fortunately, your grandfather,
the gallant Archibald,
was always around
to keep things ticking over
I was able to watch him repair
the machine that made fire,
the one that made sun
and the one that made water
My desire for conquest was reignited.
The warrior that I am
had regained his appetite.
Nothing, and no one, could stop me now.
Not even your father
and his ridiculous offenses.
[Groaning, Coughing]
[Coughing]
I am so rotten inside that
the only effect his spray had
was to rid me of a few parasites.
But your father did reveal to me
my only weakness in this world.
Hmm?
My size.
Hmm?
And this is where you come in.
All I had to do was be patient
and wait for the day
you'd visit the Minimoys
so I could take the light beam back,
as you so shrewdly pointed out.
Finding out the day was not difficult
because the kitchen
was not only the nerve center
which everybody
visited at some point,
but it was also the perfect spot to
listen in on conversations upstairs.
[Arthur]:
These are the eternal codes of nature.
I was accepted into a great circle today.
Tonight there's a big party.
- That's nice, dear.
- Yeah. It's the 10th moon.
The Minimoys are preparing
a feast in my honor.
- Everything was going smoothly.
Yes!
All I had to do
was wait for your departure.
And then, suddenly,
it was all catastrophe.
- Honey, pack your bags.
We're leaving tonight.
[Groans]
- This last minute twist
threatened to ruin my plot.
The idea of vegetating
for another 10 moons
in this cabinet was unbearable.
I had to find a ploy to make
Arthur disobey his father
And what better than love
to make a young man do something silly?
How could Arthur possibly resist a call
to save his princess from mortal danger?
[Groans]
[Gasps]
So I found something to write on
and carved the message into it myself
- This is absurd.
Everybody knows that the Minimoys
only write their messages on leaves.
- And only a pine needle
would have been appropriate in this case.
- My apologies for the breach
of etiquette,
but there weren't any
pine needles in my cabinet.
[Rattling]
[Grunts]
[Whimpers]
All that was left
was to win over a messenger
and point him to your room
for personal delivery.
Then I returned to the Seven Kingdoms
through secret passages,
which I alone am aware of,
and I had the good fortune to encounter
the charming princess
wandering the plains like a lost soul.
[Grunts]
[Cackling]
There. Now you know the full story.
Let me tell you what happens next.
What time is it, my good Miro?
- Five to noon.
- High time for us to head
to the transit hall to say farewell.
Hmm.
[Cackling]
- Wait.
- Ah!
[Selenia Groans]
- Oh, what is it now?
- I wish to make the trip
through the telescope.
- Oh, another one?
You people just can't stay in one place.
- After me, you can rest in peace.
- Say, aren't you little Maltazard?
It's been many moons since
I last saw you. You've grown.
- Yes. And I'm going to grow some more.
[Scoffs]
- What's the big deal about growing?
You'd be better off getting some sleep.
Have you seen yourself
in the mirror lately?
[Gasps]
- Hold your tongue, you old fool!
Or your sleep will be eternal.
- Yes, sir.
A quarter turn to the right
for the body...
[Grunts]
- Distract him. I have an idea.
- Okay.
Beta.
- Yeah.
- Give me something I can throw at him.
- Okay.
[Gasps]
[Shouts]
Too small.
[Gasps]
No. Too big.
- Three quarter turns
to the left for the mind...
- Too cute.
- Beta, hurry.
- I'm coming.
- Excuse me. Sir? You know
you're heading for the humans' world.
But having Selenia under your feet
will only slow you down.
- Don't worry. I have no intention
of taking the little pest with me.
I'll find plenty more up there
who'll be delighted to serve me.
[Cackling]
- And one whole turn for the soul.
[Grunts, Shouts]
- Amazing.
[Gasps]
I didn't touch anything.
I was just looking.
Is that your telescope?
- Yes.
- Really? 'Cause in your telescope,
there's little...
with big...
- Those are the Minimoys.
- Oh, the Mini... the Mini...
The... The Mini what?
- The Minimoys. They're our brothers.
- Oh, they're your brothers. Really?
How tall was your mother?
- Our mother is nature.
- Oh, your mother is nature. Right.
Well, that would explain why you're...
and they're...
[Car Horn Honking]
Ah. Uh, that must be the mechanic.
I'll be right back.
- In position.
- If His Highness would care to lift off.
- With pleasure.
- Selenia.
[Gasping]
Beta, quick.
- I'm coming.
[Selenia]:
No. No! No!
No! No!
[Maltazard Grunts]
No!
[Maltazard]:
Be still!
- Now!
- Arthur!
- Quick. Here.
[Grunts]
[Groans]
[All Gasp]
[Groans]
[Rumbling]
[Shouting]
- Did you hear that noise?
- That's your transmission.
- No, it came from the forest.
[Shouting]
- Ah!
- I figure this'll take me about a week.
- A week?
Oh, no. I have to get my boy back
to school, and I have to find a job.
- I could put a rush on it for you,
but it'll cost you.
- I need it tomorrow.
I'll pay whatever you want.
- Whatever I want?
- Whatever you want.
- You got a deal.
[Sighs]
- Hmm? Huh?
Ah.
- Arthur. My prince.
You saved my life again.
[Chuckles]
- That's what princes are for.
- What happened? Where's Arthur?
- I don't know.
Something shot out of the telescope
like a cannonball,
but I don't think it was Arthur.
It landed somewhere in the forest.
- If it isn't Arthur, what is it?
- M.
The Evil M.
[Groaning]
- The only rock around for miles,
and I hit it?
[Shouts, Groans]
[Groaning]
You're not gonna eat me, are you?
[Roaring]
- Yes!
[Grunting]
[Groaning]
- Yeah.
The first law of nature: eat or be eaten.
[Archibald]:
The Evil M knew
that if he sent an SOS message
to Arthur,
the boy would do everything
in his power
to come to the aid of his friends.
And once the passage was open,
it was easy to come the other way.
Now he's out there somewhere.
- But what about Arthur?
Where is he?
- Well, he'll probably show up soon.
[Sighs]
Oh, my God.
The passage is broken.
- Arthur. Marshmallows!
Arthur, I know you're hiding
here somewhere.
Arthur?
Arthur.
Arthur, come on. Don't hide.
Daddy's worried.
Arthur, I'm not angry with you, I promise.
[Grunts]
You won't be punished.
Oh. Thank God I found you.
If you come out now, you'll get a big bag
of marshmallows all to yourself.
What do you say?
[Sniffs]
A plump pack of sweet, juicy
marshmallows that melt in your mouth.
Arthur, I know where you are.
Come on out now.
Who are these delicious marshmallows for?
- For me.
[Nervous Chuckle]
- I'll go and get a full bag.
- Hmm?
Hmm.
[Sighs]
[Chirps]
[Screeches]
Hmm?
Boo!
[Shrieks]
[Cackling]
Ma ma ma ma
Maltazard
Ma ma ma ma
Maltazard
Ma ma ma ma
Maltazard
Ma ma ma ma
Ma ma ma ma
Ma ma ma ma
I wanna hold em'
like they do in Texas plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it
baby stay with me I love it
Luck and intuition play the cards
with spades to start
And after he's been hooked
I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh oh oh oh ohhhh
ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot
show him what I've got
Oh oh oh oh ohhhh
Ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot
show him what I've got
Can't read my can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Can't read my can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Po-po-po-poker face
Po-po-po-poker face
Ma ma ma ma
Po-po-po-poker face
Po-po-po-poker face
Ma ma ma ma
I wanna roll with him
a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun
when you're with me I love it
Russian roulette is not the same
without a g*n
And baby when it's love
ifit's not rough it isn't fun
Oh oh oh oh ohhhh
Ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot
show him what I've got
Oh oh oh oh ohhhh
Ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot
show him what I've got
Can't read my can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Can't read my can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Po-po-po-poker face
Po-po-po-poker face
Ma ma ma ma
Po-po-po-poker face
Po-po-po-poker face
Ma ma ma ma
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluff in' with my muffin
I'm not lyin' I'm just stunnin'
with my love glue-gunnin'
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank
before I pay you out
I promise this promise this
Check this hand
'cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Can't read my can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Can't read my can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
Po-po-po-poker face
Po-po-po-poker face
Po-po-po-poker face
She's got me like nobody
Po-po-po-poker face
Po-po-po-poker face
Ma ma ma ma
Po-po-po-poker face
Po-po-po-poker face
Ma ma ma ma
Po-po-po-poker face
Po-po-po-poker face
Ma ma ma ma
Po-po-po-poker face
Po-po-po-poker face
Ma ma ma ma
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