? ?
? ?
Come on.
? ?
? ?
Hello?
What's your problem?
- Hunter,
How many times have I told you
Not to do that to me?
- This is a really good one.
- Come on.
We have to make dinner.
Destruktor iv,
The download of death.
Did I tell you destruktor iv
Comes out this weekend?
- Yeah, you mentioned it.
It's rated "r."
- Dad said he'd take me.
- No, he said, "we'll see."
- What are we having?
- Tofu stir-fry.
- Just because you're
A vegetarian
Doesn't mean we have to starve.
Humans eat meat, jordan!
It's why we have these.
- Move.
- Thank you.
- Why do we have
Four places?
- I invited ms. Carlsberg from
Down the street over for dinner.
- Why would you do that?
- I thought it would
Be good for dad.
Be nice to her!
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just grabbin'
A quick bite, all right?
I'll see you soon.
Uh, bye-bye.
I'll call you back.
Hello.
- Hi, dad.
- Guys, what's goin' on?
- You remember ms. Carlsberg?
- Sure.
Hey.
- Jacqueline.
- Good.
Um...
Uh, can you
Give us a moment?
Jordan?
- You can't just leave, dad!
- I have another call
Across town.
It's a big one,
A re-wire job--
Could be a lot of money.
- Ms. Carlsberg,
I'm awfully thirsty.
Do you think you could go get me
Some soda out of the fridge?
- Oh, of course, sweetie.
- I just thought it
Would be good for you.
- Jordan, I appreciate
The effort, but I told you.
When it's time,
When I'm ready,
I'll find my own date.
- Sorry to interrupt.
Oh.
- Oh.
Good pie.
Mm.
- Thank you.
Hunter wanted
Some more soda.
- Mm.
Hunter!
- Jordan, he's over there.
Ask him to the prom.
- Forget it.
No possible way.
- J., You've been drooling
Over cort mccann
Since he transferred
From harrison.
- I don't drool.
And besides,
What am I gonna say to him?
- Nothing.
You say nothing.
Look at ashley and whit.
They got it down.
- The hair flip.
The lip pout.
The over-giggle.
It's a language all its own.
- This is not the time
To be a mouse, jordan.
You're the predator,
And he is your prey.
- All right, see you.
- Bye, cort.
- Dang it.
I forgot my wallet.
- Oh, here!
Let me. Uh...
Let me, um--i can--
- Wow.
Thanks, judy.
Uh, it's-it's actually jordan.
- Right.
Um...
What's with your face?
Uh-huh.
- Ugh.
- You're joking, right?
- You and cort mccann?
It's never gonna happen,
Sweetie.
- Ever.
Hands up!
Come on, sands!
Get a hand up!
- Your sister
Kind of stinks, dude.
- Yeah.
- Are you sure
That's the bag?
- Patience, my son.
Come on, sands!
Did I say you
Could take a break?
You want to make this team,
I'm gonna need
A little more effort.
- And here we go.
Watch this.
Dude!
Whoo!
- Hey, isn't that
Your loser brother, sands?
- I've never seen him
Before in my life.
- Freak.
- You'll never make
The team.
Okay.
So this one really
Needs to be paid and, um,
The rest of them
Can wait until the 15th.
- Dad, everything's gonna be
All right, isn't it?
- Mm.
Sure.
Of course it is, honey.
- But we need a miracle.
- A big, big miracle.
Hey, look, I don't want
You guys to worry.
All right?
We will figure this out.
I promise you.
- Oh, and, um, there's something
Else I need you to sign.
- Yeah?
What's that?
Suspended again?
- Principal says hunter
Was acting out.
- Hunter, grab the camera.
- Okay, I got it!
- I'm gonna throw
On the mask, okay?
Okay, keep it rollin'.
I'm gonna sneak up behind.
Oh!
- You freaked me out!
Get over here.
What are you doing?
Mom!
This is so brilliant, hunter.
It's not.
Rawr! Rawr!
- It's not funny.
Would you put the entrails
Down, please?
Hunter, this has to stop.
It was okay when you were a kid,
But it's time to grow up.
- Dad, I've been 14
For, like, a month.
- You got to start
Living in the real world.
Okay?
And in the real world,
There's no destruktor,
All right?
There's no--
There's no mutilator.
There's no aliens.
- Just 'cause you don't believe
It doesn't mean it's not true.
I miss her too.
Look, one more of these--
One more--
All of this goes away.
Okay?
- Yeah.
I got it.
- All right.
Good night.
? ?
? ?
? ?
It's the middle of the night,
Hunter.
If this is one of your--
- No!
It's not.
Just open it.
Mm.
- Okay.
"Dear sands family,
Greetings
From wolfsberg, romania."
- Romania?
Who's from romania?
Vampires.
What?
I'm just sayin'.
- "We regret to inform you
Of the passing
"Of your great uncle dragumeer--
"Dragomir vukovic.
"Your presence is requested
This saturday
"For the reading
Of his last will and testament,
"At which time possession
Of wolfsberg manor
Will be transferred to you."
- Wolfsberg manor?
- Dragomir?
- No.
It's not me.
There was this creepy guy
Outside the door,
And he was watching me,
And I don't know.
He must have left it.
Look, there's a number.
Call it if you don't believe me.
- Well, that was
The executor's office.
- Well?
- What'd they say?
- It looks like
Your mother's great uncle
Has left us everything,
Including his castle.
See? I told you.
We're rich!
- No, we're not rich, hunter.
Dad, how come mom never told us
We have relatives in romania?
- I have no idea, sweetie.
- Dude,
I'm goin' to romania!
Yeah, i-i don't know.
Let me ask.
Hey, dad, can we go see
Dracula's castle?
Okay.
Well, he--he's undecided.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm-i'm gonna go pack.
- Dad, you're not seriously
Considering this, are you?
- Here we are, kids.
- Welcome to wolfsberg airport.
- We made it.
- Aw, cool!
Silver b*ll*ts.
- I will rip
Flesh from bone.
- And stitch it
Into a bonnet.
Destruktor iii.
Fashion kills.
- You here for the fest,
Bro?
- The fest?
- Wolfsberg moonlight mania,
The greatest monster fest
This side of the big apple.
They have it every year
To honor the beast.
- What's the beast?
- Bro, you're wearing
Destruktor gear,
And you don't know
About the wolfsberg beast?
- Uh-uh.
- Every year, this time,
At the full moon,
The beast appears
Atop the highest peak in town
And howls his warning.
- Warning to who?
- Vampires, brother.
He's tellin' 'em
To stay away.
Wolfsberg belongs to him.
Bro, seriously. World wide web.
Log on.
- Hey, hunter, let's go.
- I got to go.
- Okay, bro.
I'll see you at the festival.
- Yeah, that'd be awesome.
Hey, dad,
Can we see the beast?
- What's the beast?
- Well, whatever it is,
We're not here
To see the animals.
- You need taxi?
- Yes, uh, we're going
To 1212 lycanthro--
- Wolfsberg manor.
Of course.
What was that?
- Ah, he's rasputin.
- I'm not getting in there.
- She's afraid of dogs, dude.
- He's man's best friend.
All bite, no bark.
- Dad?
- Honey, it's just a dog.
- That is not just a dog.
- It's late.
Let's go.
- Ohh.
I don't want to get in.
I don't want to do this.
- Just go.
Hurry up.
- Don't push me!
- Hunter!
- Told you.
- Okay.
Hello?
Hello?
Jeez.
Uh, hello.
I'm david sands.
You must be--
- I am madame varcolac.
You will follow me.
- So have you
Lived here long?
- Dad!
- What?
Just trying to make
Conversation.
- Boy, girl,
Your rooms--
This way.
Father, your room--
That way.
Have one rule.
Stay in room at night.
Lock door.
- Actually, that's two rules.
- Hunter, don't argue
With madame varcolac.
Okay.
Go to bed.
- What?
- Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Lock your doors.
I'm locking mine.
Love you.
- Hey, check this out.
"To dragomir.
"The strength of the pack
Is the wolf
"And the strength of the wolf
Is the pack.
Best wishes,
'Rudeyard' kipling."
That's what mom
Always used to say.
Who's this kipling dude?
It's from the jungle book,
By "rudyard" kipling.
Mom was quoting him.
Now, come on, let's go.
Do you really want
To get her angry?
- Who?
- Madame varcolac.
Get to rooms.
- Huh, what's this?
"Properties by paulina.
"With my compliments,
Paulina von eckberg,
Your local real estate
Professional."
Cookies.
Oh, good.
- Uh, before you open that,
I think you should know
That I don't eat--
- Bagels
And cream cheese.
Was dragomir's favorite.
- Uh, madame varcolac?
Uh, we're going into town
After breakfast.
Is there anything you need?
- I give you list.
- Is there an internet cafe?
I need to get online.
- We have world wide web here,
Boy.
- You do?
- Da.
Password is brangelina.
Careful on road.
Is speed trap.
- Hey, kids.
"Properties by paulina."
That's it.
Hey, um, I'll catch up
With you guys later, okay?
Oh, hunter, don't bring home
Any stray vampires.
Okay?
- Come welcome.
Everybody gather round.
- Oh, no way.
- Behold the great protector
Of wolfsberg.
The beast reigns supreme!
Behold the great protector
Of wolfsberg.
The beast reigns supreme!
Children, why you laugh?
- This place is awesome!
Let's cruise around
And check it out.
- No, we're not cruising.
We have a list.
- Oh, look at this--
- There's the market.
I think.
Come on.
- Mail chain.
Whoa, check this out.
Oh, cool.
Snake venom.
- "Be back in a jiff."
- Oh!
- Oh!
- I am sorry!
So sorry.
I am big klutz.
- Yeah, me too.
Um, can you get this off me?
- Uh, here.
Please, forgive me.
- Thanks, uh--
- Goran.
I, uh--i am goran.
Eh...
- Um, I'm jordan.
- Perhaps I could help you
With your shopping.
- That'd be great, actually.
Yeah.
Um, I have a list,
But I don't really understand
Anything on it.
Uh, so, do you--
- Oh.
Ah, madame varcolac.
She can be very difficult
To understand.
I--so, uh, jordan,
You are american?
- Yes, I am.
- I have always wanted
To go to america.
- Really?
- I want to get punk'd.
And I want to sing
? Take me out to the ball game ?
- I--it's, uh,
Stupid, right?
- No, it's not stupid at all.
I mean, I've always wanted
To play at the soccer world cup.
- Maybe you will.
- Doubtful.
- Jordan, um--
- Oh, sorry.
- Maybe while you are here,
I can show you around wolfsberg.
It is a very beautiful town,
Especially under the full moon.
- Oh, uh, I don't know.
I mean, you know, I have
To take care of my brother,
And, um, I'm only here
For a few days,
So I don't think
I'm gonna be--oh!
- Oy!
Oy, oy!
- Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, goran.
I didn't mean to.
- It's okay.
No problema.
- I knew the american girls
Were beautiful, but she's...
- A vegetarian.
Don't even waste
Your time on that.
Hey, so how much
For the eye of newt?
- Uh, madame varcolac.
I am so completely sorry
For loss.
I just--i haven't been able
To get poor old dragomir
Out of my head.
And you must be david.
- Paulina?
How did you know?
- Oh, you look
Just like your cookies.
- Aw, well, between you and me,
I'm just as sweet,
So sweet,
I gave you a cavity.
- Manners--
Uh, would you like to...
- Thank you.
- Come in?
- Oh, wow.
Now, this is stunning,
And you must be
The dashing young hunter
And the exquisite jordan.
Do we know you?
- Well, I know you.
It's not every day
Wolfsberg manor changes hands.
That makes y'all famous
Around here.
That's my camera.
So, david, I was hoping you
Were free for dinner tonight.
- No.
- No?
- He's totally free.
I'm totally free.
I know an adorable little bistro
That'll be the perfect place
For us to get acquainted.
- Welcome to velvet cape.
Please follow me.
Is everything acceptable
With your meal?
- You know, actually, mine's
A little on the rare side.
- Mm, that's my bad.
I like mine still walking.
Could you cook it?
You know, jordan has been trying
To convince me
To get out more,
Meet new people.
H, hunter, on the other hand--
- Isn't too thrilled
With the idea...
- Right.
- Which is understandable.
I mean, he was really close
To his mother.
- Wow.
You picked up on that.
- I've got
This crazy sixth sense.
Some people actually think
I'm kind of spooky.
Can you imagine anyone
Calling me spooky?
Boo!
You got me.
- Whoo, someone's
A scaredy-cat.
- Hey, relax.
Try to have some fun.
- You guys know
I hate parties.
- Hang out
For a little while.
Cort's for sure
Gonna be here.
- Eh, you may want to ditch
The glasses
And put on some makeup, though.
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They all say the same thing.
Wolfsberg beast
Is just a guy in a suit.
- Those sites are commercialized
Garbage run by lame grown-ups.
- The real stuff is
On the underground blogs.
We found a guy who actually
Spent a whole year in wolfsberg,
And I quote,
"There is no doubt in my mind
That the wolfsberg beast exists.
I have seen it from as close
As 100 yards and--"
- Come on, please?
What happened
To the internet?
- What happened
To your face?
- I was at a party.
- A costume party?
- Not funny.
Can you fix it?
- Yeah.
We just got to find
The router and reset it.
- Come on.
- So the, uh--the castle--
What do you think?
- Wolfsberg manner,
It's spectacular.
- It is, isn't it?
- David, are you absolutely sure
You want to sell it?
It's been in your family
Forever.
- I know.
I know.
I'm just not sure
We really have a choice.
Times are tough.
- You are gonna sit back
And leave everything to me.
I've won the romanian
Real estate association's
Crimson jacket award
Five years in a row.
- Wow.
Congratulations.
- Thank you.
Is it okay?
- Perfect.
- Great.
- Come on.
Come on, signal.
Hey, here's where the signal
For the wireless
Is the strongest.
- Great.
So where is it?
- It's got to be
Behind this bookcase.
- Oh, come on.
- Hello?
Creepy castle?
Usually one of
The older books triggers it.
See?
- Universal remote.
- Whoa.
- You know, maybe we
Shouldn't be in here.
I mean,
What if madame varcolac--
I really hate that.
- How do you think
She feels?
Man, this place is awesome.
- It's creepy.
Ew.
- Hey, I found the router.
- Just fix it,
And let's get out of here.
Ugh.
Disgusting.
Ugh, gross.
"L.b. 217."
Huh.
Hunter!
- Good going.
- You are so immature.
- There's blood everywhere.
- I don't know what to do.
- Hide.
- Ow!
- Come on.
- I stepped on the glass.
- Would you hurry up?
Just duck.
Duck.
Okay.
? ?
- Do you think she's gone?
- I don't know.
- Hunter, cut it out.
- What?
- Stop making that noise.
- It wasn't me.
- Get some light.
- Those are...
Bats!
- Who has a room full of bats
In their house?
- Uncle d.
He was living large.
- Ow!
Ow, ow.
- I haven't even touched
You yet.
- Yeah, well,
Just do it already.
- Okay, but you
Have to stop moving.
Got it.
It's gnarly.
Ugh.
Could this night
Get any worse?
- Whoo!
- It's good, right?
No.
- This looks great.
- Did you guys hear
Anything weird last night?
- Not me.
I slept like a dog.
- You mean log.
- Yeah, that's what I said.
- What is matter?
You don't like porridge?
- No!
It's great.
Mmm.
Yummy.
- Mmm.
Mmm.
- Hey, dad,
Tell us about your date.
- It wasn't a date.
- It was just business.
- Sure it was, dad.
- All right.
To tell you the truth, uh,
It was great to get out
And have a nice meal
With an attractive woman.
- Dude, are you drooling?
- What?
No.
I don't drool.
- I mean, we did talk
About the castle and all,
But I have to say,
She seemed pretty interested
In your dear old dad.
- Madame v., Where are you gonna
Live after we sell the castle?
- I'm sure she has family,
Hunter.
- Dragomir was my family.
Guys, we'll figure
This out, okay?
We're not gonna leave anyone
Out on the street, okay?
- So how did uncle dragomir
Die, anyway?
- Hunter, I'm sure madame v.
Doesn't want to talk about that.
- Is okay.
Was tragic hunting accident.
- What was he like?
Was he like dr. Frankenstein?
- Dragomir was brilliant man
With kind heart.
Sigur.
- Dad!
You know what you should do?
Bring paulina flowers.
Women love that stuff.
- Oh, okay.
Hmm, plate.
- Hmm.
- Paulina?
It's david sands.
- Oh, hunter, you're never gonna
Like anyone dad goes out with.
- That's not it.
- Oh, sure it is.
It's natural!
- Ow.
- But it's okay.
You'll get past it.
Oh, come.
My sweet, sweet little brother,
Everything will be okay!
What are you doing?
- I have no idea.
Do you smell that?
Smell what?
- Cotton candy!
I love cotton candy.
Come on.
- How'd you smell that?
- This place is amazing!
I mean, the costumes,
The shops, the people--
It's just beautiful.
Everything is so beautiful.
- Are you okay, jordan?
- I don't know!
Do I look okay?
- Yeah--
- Let's go play in the park!
- What park?
- Can't you hear it?
- No.
Jordan!
- Oh, my gosh!
Look at all that grass.
I love grass!
- What?
No, you don't.
You're allergic
To grass
And dogs!
- Hey, guys!
- Jordan,
What is up with you?
- Goran!
- Whoa, whoa,
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Hey, you!
Uh--
- Jordan, you are very strong.
- Thanks.
So what are you doin'?
- I was delivering, and, uh,
Now I must go tenderize.
- Oh.
Goran, I've been thinking.
You know, maybe I was wrong.
- About what?
- You know, at first,
I thought this whole
Vegetarian-butcher thing
Was gonna be way too weird,
But now I'm thinking
Not so much.
- Really?
- Really.
So if the invitation's
Still open,
I'd like to take you up
On that moonlight tour.
- You would?
- Quiet, hunter.
So are we on?
- Yes.
Yes, we are on.
Yay.
What?
He's cute.
- He's a butcher!
- Yeah.
Whoa.
Are you kidding me?
What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
- Me?
I'm, uh--i'm getting ready
For my date.
- Found this
Outside your door.
Hunter, you've been acting
Really strange lately.
You all right?
- I'm fine.
Are you all right?
I'm fine.
So now that we're both
All right,
Why don't you go and chat
With your little friends
Online so I won't be late?
- Oh, my gosh.
They're scrumdillyicious.
Look at our little faces.
- Aw.
- Aw.
We're so cute.
- Yeah.
Madame varcolac.
Uh, you remember paulina.
- Hi.
- You will clean up mess
In kitchen.
- Of course.
Shh!
- Busted.
- Creepy.
She's the mayor
Of creepytown.
Yeah.
- So what do you know
About her, anyway?
- Oh, there's all kinds
Of rumors.
- What kind of rumors?
- Oh, david, I shouldn't say.
I just--i hate gossip.
- Okay.
- But dragomir did die under
Mysterious circumstances.
- Really?
- Yeah.
There are those that believe
That madame v. May have...
Eh-err-eh-err-eh-err.
But come on.
That's crazy, right?
I mean, there's no way
She could have--
Is there?
- Hmm.
- You said it yourself.
She's eating meat.
She can hear from a mile away,
And she can smell
Like a bloodhound.
- Dude, your sister
Is a werewolf.
- Maybe she's just hormonal.
- Let's review.
There are three ways
To become a werewolf.
First, you're in the bloodline
Of a werewolf family,
But there's no transformation
Until the full moon's
At its highest point,
Which isn't
Until tomorrow night.
- So that rules out jordan.
Running a close second
Is the werewolf bite,
Old-school, hard-core.
- But she didn't get bitten,
Which brings us to number three:
Infection by the blood
Of a werewolf.
Sound familiar?
- How do you know
It was werewolf blood?
- Hello?
- L.b. 217.
- Lycanthrope blood.
- Lycanthrope,
From the ancient greek
Denoting
The wolf-man transformation.
Those effects start
Immediately after exposure.
That, my friend,
Is what you are dealing with.
- Great.
What do I do?
- Where is jordan?
- I think she's getting ready
For a dinner date or something.
- Dude!
- Dude, no!
- What?
- Don't you get it, bro?
- Her date is the dinner!
? ?
Bine.
? ?
- Good evening, goran.
- Jordan, uh,
You look very different.
Is everything all right?
It's perfect,
Just perfect.
- Dude, what's happening?
- She morphed
Into the beast?
You are too much.
- No, not exactly.
- Come.
- They're on the move.
- I don't know what it is,
But in wolfsberg,
I feel like another person,
You know, strong, alive.
You know what I mean?
- Mm, not so much.
- Oh, it's like everything
Is possible.
I can do anything I want.
- Hey!
Be careful!
- This...
Is...
Awesome!
- Whoa!
- Come on!
- What happened?
- She stuck the landing.
- What do you say we take
That tour of the town?
- I--
- Come on.
Sure.
- What's she doing now?
- Dancing.
- What, like, break-dancing?
- No, just dancing.
- It's not dancing, bro.
It's luring.
Don't you get it?
She's weaning him
From the pack!
She's gonna turn him
Into a romanian combo platter.
You have to stop her!
What do you want?
Why are you following me?
- Hurry.
We don't have much time.
- What?
What are you talking about?
- They will come for you.
You must prepare.
I will be watching.
- What?
- Dude, what was that?
- I have no idea.
- Where is jordan?
- Lost her.
- Well, you better find her!
- Oh, gosh.
Jordan, no!
- What are you doing here?
- I don't know.
Just--i thought you were
Gonna--
- Thought I was gonna what?
- Never mind.
So...
What are you guys up to?
- Well, we were having
A romantic evening,
Weren't we, goran?
- Uh, yes?
- Until you ruined it!
You are in so much trouble.
- Your sister--
She is very hard-core.
- You have no idea.
- ? She'll be comin' around
The castle when she comes ?
? She'll be comin' around ?
Hi, paulina--
? The castle when she comes ?
? She'll be comin'
Around the castle ?
? She'll be comin' ?
- Okay.
Did not see that one coming.
- Jordan?
- Hey, jordan?
I know what's going on.
Right now,
Everything seems great.
- Y-you're rollin'
Around in the grass
And eatin' steaks
And playin' with the other dogs,
But you have no idea
How bad this can get.
Jordan, look out there.
It's only gonna get worse.
You need help,
But I can't help you
If you won't let me.
All right. That's it.
You're a werewolf,
And I'm getting dad.
Run.
- Guys!
What's going on up there?
- N-nothin', dad.
Just messin' around.
- Hunter,
Don't scare your sister.
- Don't worry.
It's not gonna happen.
Okay.
I'll do anything you want.
Just please don't eat me.
- Love you.
- Hey, did you guys
Hear all that howling
And squealing last night?
Something had the animals
All riled up.
- Wolfsberg can be
Very dangerous place at night.
Girl, you have not touched
Your food.
- I'm not very hungry.
- Well, anybody want to hear
Some good news?
- Yes, yes, please.
- Definitely.
- Looks like we're gonna
Be able to keep the house.
- This house?
- No, no, our house.
Paulina says we're getting
A really good offer
On wolfsberg manner.
We're gonna get together later
So I can look it over,
And if it's as good
As she says--
Scuzati-ma.
If you will excuse me.
- I better go talk to her.
Madame v?
Madame---
Madame v.--Whoa.
- I have taken care
Of wolfsberg manor
And vukovic family
My entire life.
This is all
I have ever known.
- We will do our best
To find you another home.
I promise.
- There is no "another home."
- Madame v., I have to do
What's best for my family.
- Trust me.
You do not know
What is best for family.
- Excuse me?
- You cannot conceive
Of the darkness
That will befall you if--
- Okay.
Madame v.,
Let's take a moment.
You're creeping me out...
With the--
- Oh.
- Thank you.
Look, I'm sorry things
Turned out this way.
I hope you understand.
- And I hope
That you can understand,
If wolfsberg manor
Falls into wrong hands,
There will be
Grave consequences!
- Okay.
Super creepy.
Good chat.
I'm going inside now.
- This is all your fault.
- My fault?
- You just had to go looking
For the creepy hidden lab.
- Hey, I was just trying
To help you get back
To your clown party.
- No!
Jordan, no!
Would you come down?
- No!
Go away!
- Look.
You need to chill out.
- You chill out.
I ate a wild boar
Last night.
Have you ever seen
One of those things?
They're huge!
- Well--
- What if I can't stop
Myself next time?
What if I go
After you or dad?
- No.
You wouldn't do that.
- Says who?
Hunter,
You don't know me anymore.
I can do things.
- Wait.
Look.
I do know you,
And you're gonna be fine.
- I'm never gonna be fine!
I am a freak!
I am gonna be stuck
Like this forever,
And nobody's ever gonna want
To go to prom with me.
You know why?
'Cause boys don't want to go
To the prom with a werewolf!
- Okay, first of all,
I know a ton of guys
Who would love to go to prom
With a werewolf,
And second,
I'm your brother,
And I'm not gonna let anything
Happen to you.
This is my area
Of expertise.
I know people
Who can help us,
Like, smart people--
Like, highly trained
Professionals.
- You do?
- They're experts.
I promise.
The strength of the wolf
Is the pack, remember?
Yeah.
- I can't believe you
Got to be the werewolf.
- Silver b*llet
Straight through the heart.
- That's the only way.
- Are you insane?
I can't sh**t my sister.
Do you know how much trouble
I'd get in?
- Hate to be the bearer
Of bad news, dude,
But that's not
Your sister anymore.
- It's the beast.
- Hi.
In the room.
These are your experts?
- They know what
They're talkin' about.
Yeah, sure sounds like it.
- I'm not sh**ting
My sister.
End of discussion.
- Thank you.
- All right.
Fine. Whatever.
- But know this:
You have 24 hours.
- Until what?
- Until she's
A werewolf forever.
When that full moon disappears,
So do her chances
Of ever being normal again.
- That's ridiculous.
- Is it?
We cross-checked
Every database, library,
Blog, and history book.
They all say the same thing.
- Exactly the same.
- If you remain a werewolf
Through your first full moon,
You are a werewolf
For all eternity.
- Double-lock your doors, bro.
Tonight's a full moon,
And she's gonna hunt.
- Forget it.
- No--jordan!
What?
- What did we say?
- Come on.
Jordan, wait!
- For what?
Your highly trained
Professionals?
No, thanks.
I'll handle it myself.
- What's wrong with her?
- Full moon?
- ? Yeah, yeah, yeah ?
? Yeah,
Breathtaking ?
? Frightening,
These feelings inside me ?
? Don't know where I'm going ?
? But I'm hoping far ?
? Perfectly imperfect, yeah ?
? It's all been worth it ?
? The scares and the scars ?
? Holding my own ?
? Believing it's mine ?
? Catching the moment ?
? For real this time ?
? For real
This time ?
? Letting my destiny ?
? Speak for itself ?
? I'm finally trying to be me ?
? And not somebody else ?
? ?
? Not somebody else ?
- Come on!
There's got to be something.
Boy!
- You do not belong here.
- Madame varcolac.
Okay, look, i--i'm sorry.
I-i didn't know
What else to do!
My sister's in trouble!
- I am aware.
- You are?
- I know werewolf
When I see one.
- You do?
Da.
I live with werewolf
My entire life.
- "In death,
All answers are revealed."
- Uncle dragomir
Was the wolfsberg beast.
- Is true.
Dragomir was brilliant inventor
And scientist.
- Really?
- Da.
He invented karaoke.
- I love karaoke.
- Who doesn't?
He was also humanitarian.
He know most people
Cannot handle what comes
With being werewolf.
- What do you mean?
- It can be lonely,
Painful existence--
Feeding off earth's creatures,
sl*ve to full moon.
For some, like your sister,
Who had it thrust upon them,
They could suffer greatly
If made to live in this way
For all eternity.
- Plus, I'd never hear
The end of it.
- Is why dragomir create way
To reverse effects.
- He did?
- Da.
He wanted give people choice.
- Awesome.
Where is it?
- I have no idea.
- Uncle dragomir, help me.
Tell me what to do.
- Hey.
- Hey, it's me.
I think I found something.
- I don't get it.
Why would uncle dragomir
Hide somethin'
That can help people?
- Because in wrong hands,
It can be used as weapon
To hurt others.
- Well, like, hurt who?
- Those like dragomir--
Those who must remain werewolf.
- What's she doing here?
- Is okay.
I'm cool.
- She is.
Uncle dragomir
Was the wolfsberg beast!
I-i told you!
It's all real.
- Yeah,
I kind of figured that.
- Where is writing?
- Right there.
- Where?
- Right there.
- You will have to read.
Left ochelari--
Glasses--at castle.
"A inversa blestemul"
- "To reverse the curse."
What are ingredients?
Uh, "anima de marmota."
- Marmot heart.
"Larva de vispe."
Larva... Vispe.
- What?
What's the matter?
- They are coming.
- They?
Who's they?
Vampires.
- Wampires?
- Wampires.
- Wampires?
- Wampires!
Vampires.
Da.
They are pure evil.
There was time
When they rose to power
And were close
To ruling the earth.
It was darkest time
In our history.
Your uncle dragomir
And werewolves like him
Were called upon to deliver
All beings from this darkness.
- So werewolves are good?
- Of course they are.
1,000 Years ago,
Fierce battle was fought where
Wolfsberg manor now stands.
Vampires and werewolves
Fought to death.
Thousands on each side
Were lost,
But werewolves prevailed.
This becomes sacred land.
The vukovics become
The great protectors.
Now dragomir is gone.
Without bloodline werewolf
To protect the sacred land,
The vampires will try again
To gain control.
If they do, it will be signal
For them to rise up
And feed upon human race.
No one will be safe.
This will become a world
Ruled by the undead!
- Maybe you should tell dad?
- What about me?
I can protect the castle.
- No.
Must be bloodline werewolf.
What is matter, boy?
- Whoa, what's wrong?
Just got a little light-headed,
But i-i'm okay.
- We must hurry.
Finish list.
- Wh-what about the castle?
- First we help girl.
Then we save underworld.
- Hornet gloves, we have.
Scorpion tail.
Da--no.
Wait.
We have.
We have bat saliva--
- I have.
- No kidding.
- Heart of marmot, we have.
- Da.
- What's a marmot?
- Is big squirrel.
Roadkill.
Mm.
- Don't even think about it.
- Uh, there is
One ingredient here
I have never heard of.
L.b. 217?
- Got it covered.
- May I ask
What you're making?
- Wolfsberg jambalaya.
Has real kick.
Mmm!
- Excuse me, boy.
- ? Oh, baby, baby ?
? ?
? Oh, baby ?
Hello?
Da, mr. Sands.
I am with children.
I will tell them.
Oh, la revedere.
That was your father.
Tonight he is dining
At velvet cape.
- Was that a britney spears
Ringtone?
Da.
She's werewolf, you know.
- Wow.
That explains a lot.
- Is everything okay?
- Sure.
- Goran,
You've been really quiet.
I know something's wrong.
- Jordan, I am confused.
When we first met,
You were very different,
So shy and awkward
And so sweet.
- I know.
It's been a really,
Really weird week for me.
I'm not the same girl.
- But I like that girl.
She made me laugh.
She stole my heart...
But now?
Now I am starting to feel
Like piece of meat.
- No.
No, goran, you're not.
It's just--
I've been going
Through some changes,
Changes that you
Wouldn't understand,
That-that I don't
Even understand.
Is something the matter?
- Uh, no.
No, it's, um--
It's getting chilly.
Uh, we have to go.
- Madame v.
- Oh.
We must get girl to castle.
No one must see her.
- Aren't we all out of l.b. 217?
- Da.
- Well, what are we gonna do?
- We will improvise,
But now you must go.
Get taxi.
I will finish,
And I will meet you there.
- Okay.
- Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
- Where are we
Gonna find a cab?
- I don't know.
There's got to be one
Around here somewhere.
We just--we just
Need to keep looking.
What?
We have got to stop running
Into each other like this.
This is crazy.
What are you kids doing?
- We're trying to get
To wolfsberg manor.
- How lucky are we?
I'm actually on my way
To pick up your father
Right now.
You kids want a ride?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that'd be great.
- Great.
Wolfsberg is just so beautiful
When the sun goes down.
Don't you think?
Sure you do.
Well, then again,
I am a night owl.
Guilty.
How about you all?
- I'm not, but she is.
- You okay over there,
Hon-bun?
- Yes.
I mean, I'm fine.
You know, jordan,
I've noticed a change in you
Since you've got
To our sleepy little town.
I don't know.
It's like you found
Some kind of inner strength
Or something,
Which i, for one, think
Is so completely fabulous.
Hope I'm not off base
On any of this.
Gosh knows I'm all
About that girl power.
- Here.
- Oh.
- What's going on?
- Oh, sweetie, I don't know.
It just died.
Okay, no biggie.
Everything happens
For a reason.
I'm just going to jiggle
The little doohickey and...
We'll be on our way.
Two shakes.
- I don't think
We have that much longer.
- You got to hold it in.
- I'm trying!
It's not like going
To the bathroom, hunter.
- What was that?
- All set.
- Paulina, not to freak you
Out or anything,
But there is bunch of vampires
Behind you.
Oh, sweetie.
Of course there are!
Oh!
- You're late!
I've got dinner plans.
Get these two bobbleheads
Out of here.
I'll deal with them...
Once wolfsberg manor is ours.
- You're never gonna
Get the castle, paulina!
- "You're never going to get
The castle, paulina!"
Oh, it's funny.
Your uncle dragomir
Said the exact same thing
Right before I ki--oops.
Well, you know.
Okay.
Toodles.
- Great.
No service.
What are we gonna do?
- When they open the trunk,
You have to make a run for it.
- What about you?
I can't just leave you here.
- Don't worry about me.
I can handle myself.
Just go find dad and warn him.
It'll be okay, hunter.
I promise.
- Leave him!
He means nothing!
- Madame v!
Madame v!
Madame v!
Wait!
- You.
It was you the whole time.
- Surprise!
- Well, you are now
The proud owner
Of a thousand-year-old
Romanian castle,
Although, I have to say
You seem more
Like the english cottage type.
Are you all right?
- Yeah.
Sorry, I'm just
A little emotional.
I never thought wolfsberg manor
Would actually be mine.
- Well, I'm glad it's
In good hands, you know?
It-it almost feels
Like it's still in the family.
- You have no idea how long
We've waited for this.
- We?
- I--me.
It's the royal we.
Whee!
Oh.
Dad, don't do it!
- Oh, hunter,
What are you doing here?
Where's my sister?
- Hunter,
What's gotten into you?
- Where'd you take her?
- Punkin',
Are you feelin' okay?
'Cause you look a little pale.
- No!
You're one to talk!
- All right,
That's not even remotely funny.
- Do you know what else
Isn't funny?
She is a vampire!
I'm tellin' you, dad.
Think about it.
- Hunter, you're so silly.
- Garlic.
I need some garlic.
Who has some garlic?
- Hunter!
- I'm afraid we don't use
Garlic here.
- And why would that be?
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe because this is
A vampire restaurant!
- All right, let's go.
I'm taking you home.
I apologize to everyone.
- No, no, no!
- He has
A vivid imagination.
- No,
I'm not imagining things!
She k*lled uncle dragomir!
She's gonna send out
The signal!
- Okay, that's--i'm--
I don't know what to say.
- David, really,
It's-it's o--it's okay.
Ooh, punkin',
Are you feeling okay?
You should get him home.
- You're right.
You're right.
I'm so sorry about this.
- No, no, no.
Don't give it
Another thought.
I've got a lot of work to do
At the office.
You know me, always like
To burn that midnight oil.
Bye-bye.
All right, come on.
- No, dad--
- Come on.
- I believe you, bro.
They're everywhere.
If you ever need backup,
You holler at your boy.
I got your back.
- I promise!
It's all true!
- This ends now.
Okay.
No more vampires,
No more monsters,
No more aliens.
When we get home,
I am getting rid of everything.
You got it?
- Yeah, fine!
Get rid of it.
Sell it all.
Just listen--
- Not another word.
- Jordan's a werewolf!
- Okay, look, there's no
Reason you should believe me.
I mean, I get it.
I'm a freak.
I sleep with a severed head
Under my bed,
But you never have to believe
Anything I ever say again,
But just this once,
Please, dad!
- Hunter, we're going home.
- No.
I'm not going anywhere.
My sister needs help,
And I'm gonna help her.
- Hunter.
Hunter! Hunter!
- Hunter--
- Mom would have believed me.
- This is crazy.
- Hey, over here.
Well, after you, dad.
- Wow.
- You see, dad?
I think it's this way.
I think we're
Under the cemetery.
- Yep.
Definitely the cemetery.
What was that?
- Jordan!
- ? All around
The mulberry bush ?
? The vampires
Chase the lycanthropes ?
? I'm making
A silver b*llet ?
? What a bunch of big dopes ?
- What was that?
- Your daughter.
- Whoa.
- We need to get her back to
The castle before sunrise, or...
She's gonna be
Like that forever.
- Oh, she wouldn't
Like that.
- This just never gets old.
- Oh, good.
You're awake.
- Would you give it a rest?
Nice try.
- I'm sorry about
Your girlfriend, dad.
- No, I'm the one
Who should be apologizing
To both of you.
Hunter, I'm so sorry
I didn't believe you.
Jordan, this never should have
Happened to you, honey.
Your mother would have handled
This so much better,
But I'm not your mom.
- No one is,
But you're our dad.
- Hello, paging dr. Phil!
- Paulina,
They're just children.
Let them go.
Oh, david.
Ah, yeah.
Um, unfortunately,
That's not gonna work.
You see, I've been waiting
300 Years for that castle,
And I'm not about to let
Some teenage test tube werewolf
Get in my way.
- You have the castle.
Just take it,
And let them go.
Let them go.
- Well, unfortunately,
Boo bear,
My scrumdillyicious
Cookie-face,
I can't officially take
Possession of wolfsberg manor
If there's
A living vukovic werewolf.
"Living."
- No one ever reads
The contracts.
Now, hmm, where was i?
Oh, right.
- Relax, honey.
You're just gonna feel
A little pinch.
- No!
- Let me guess.
He just turned 14.
- Yeah, last month.
- Get him!
- Hey, you!
Where are you going?
I'm never hiring
Locals again.
Back off!
- You know what?
I'm gonna bounce.
- Whoo!
Whoo.
Okay, kids, kids, kids.
Hunter, you go kick
Some vampire butt.
I'll get jordan home
To madame varcolac.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Go, go, go, go!
- I'm proud of you, hunter!
Come on.
My kids are werewolves.
Say hello to uncle dragomir
For me!
Oh, no, you don't!
Ow, ow, ow!
- You've been
A very bad dog.
Hey, punkin'.
Mommy's got a little treat
For you.
- Great.
The whole litter's here.
Get her!
- Hurry, boy.
- You two, get her!
We'll get him.
Thwack!
- If you want
Something done,
You've got to do it yourself.
All right.
You are going
To a time-out permanently.
- Hunter!
Look out!
Relax, paulina.
You'll just feel
A little pinch.
Toodles.
- Uh-oh!
- L.b. 217.
Bloodline of werewolf.
- Oh, good, more needles.
- Hey, thanks for comin'
Back for me.
- The strength of the wolf
Is the pack, remember?
- Okay.
We can do this.
- It's going to be okay, dad.
- Why does this guy
Have a picture of me?
- He is not you, boy.
Is dragomir
When he turned 14,
Right before
His first full moon,
Right before he become werewolf.
- They look
Exactly the same.
Da.
- Did you know all along,
Madame v., That I was--
- At cemetery, I know.
- How?
- Dragomir's gravestone--
You could read writing.
Only eyes of werewolf
Could do this.
Was dragomir's way
Of protecting secret.
- How do you do?
- You!
What are you doing here?
Dad, this is the guy
In the cloak
That I was telling you about!
- Please, allow me
To formally introduce myself.
My name is igor van helman
Stanisklavsky.
I am the executor
To your uncle's estate.
- You could have just told me!
- I was acting
On your uncle's behalf,
And my job
Was to look after you
Until certain situations
Resolved themselves,
And they have, I trust?
- Yes, they have.
- Good.
Good.
Then we can proceed.
With your signature,
Wolfsberg manor
Will officially be passed
To the sands family.
The will also stipulates
That there will always be
A home and a place
Of employment
At wolfsberg manor
For madame varcolac.
- What's this?
- This represents the remainder
Of your uncle's estate.
- Whoa, dad.
- Did not see this coming.
- I told you!
We're rich!
- So does this mean
We get to keep the house?
- This means
We get to keep them both.
- Well, if there's
Nothing else,
I am closing early
For moonlight mania.
I hope to see you there.
- Oh, uh,
Just out of curiosity,
Where did dragomir
Get all this money?
- He invented karaoke.
- Hmm.
- Goran, you know,
I'm never gonna be the girl
That you saw in the shop
That first day.
- This I understand,
But as long as she
Is not completely gone--
- She isn't,
But that other girl
Isn't completely gone either.
I mean, this place
Has changed me.
- It's okay.
Sometimes, eh,
Change is good.
- Yeah.
I think you're right.
- So, uh,
Where is your brother?
- Oh, he's around here
Somewhere.
- Behold, the great protector
Of wolfsberg,
The beast reigns supreme!
- My son,
The great protector.
- It's his destiny.
Is hard to believe?
- Uh, I'm getting
Used to it.
Seems like a lot
Of responsibility
For a 14-year-old boy, though.
- Boy no longer boy.
Boy is man.
- Hunter!
- Awesome!
Completely off the chain!
Awesome!
? ?
? ?
- ? Breathless ?
- Dude,
Is that your sister?
? ?
- ? You leave me breathless ?
? Like chasing down the wind ?
? You leave me breathless,
Breathless ?
? Where the sky
Can start again ?
- Here, let me pay for that.
- Oh, no, I'm fine.
Thanks anyway.
What?
Cort mccann!
Come on.
So you and--
You and me and prom or what?
- Oh, sorry, I already have
A date, but, uh, thanks.
- ? Hard to understand ?
- Yeah.
Oh, cool.
- ? But not too hard to feel ?
? You leave me breathless ?
- Well?
What did he say?
- He asked me to prom.
- Shut up!
- I said "no."
- Okay, are you suffering
From some kind
Of post-traumatic
Romanian stress disorder?
- Quite the contrary.
It's just that I already
Have a date.
- ? I feel stronger,
Believe me ?
- No possible way.
You met the hottie
Exchange student?
Total side of beef!
- You have no idea.
- ? You leave me breathless ?
? Gonna stop and start again ?
- Excuse me.
- ? I can't do this any longer ?
? Every moment I get stronger ?
- See you at tryouts, girls.
- ? Believe me ?
? You leave me breathless,
Breathless ?
? Not a chance I'm gonna win ?
Destruktor iv.
The download of death.
- Hey, how come we have
Four tickets?
- Well, i, uh,
Asked jacqueline to join us,
If that's okay
With you guys?
- Totally.
- Yeah, dad.
It's awesome.
Hey, uh, but you have seen her
In the daylight, right?
- Way ahead of you.
Hello.
- Hi.
- Uh, movie time.
Hey, look, kids.
Someone's moving in
Across the street.
- Move it, grandma!
- Yes, ma'am.
- I want to get out of this
Thing before the sun comes up!
- No sun, ma'am.
No, sir, no, sir.
Paulina's movin' in.
Ow.
- Mm-mm-mm.
- Mm-hmm-mm.
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