Ah, Christmas traditions.
Candy canes!
Presents!
New inventions to
make the season bright!
Little thing I've
been working on.
Yes, we have all of
the usual traditions!
Gingerbread houses,
wreathes,
caroling,
stockings.
Oh, but the Royal Christmas
Tree is much more
than a tradition.
You see, every ornament
on our tree is a memory,
a memory of a kindness
or of a thoughtful deed.
Indeed, the ornaments
represent centuries
of goodness,
a timeless record of
the best we've done
throughout the years,
gratefully hung upon our tree.
And so it goes.
This Christmas, new ornaments
will honor new
deeds of kindness.
And each unique
creation holds within it
the very spirit of Christmas.
Oh, nice tradition, you say?
Nay, my friend,
for us,
the Royal Christmas
Tree is Christmas.
* Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
* Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh *
Come on, Jean-Bob.
Sing along!
I'm boycotting,
zank you very much!
Well, I love Christmas!
Me, too.
Take it easy
and slow down.
Oh, sure, 'cause ze
rest of ze year you're
busy as a beaver
pelt!
Well, someone woke up
on the wrong side
of the lily pad.
Spring is ze
season of love!
Ze chances of me
getting ze kiss
zat will turn me
back into a prince
at Christmas are almost zip!
[CHUCKLES] Down from
the usual one in a million.
ODETTE: Come on, fellas!
Can't hear you
back there!
* Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh *
ROTHBART: Number 9!
[YELPS] A little warning,
Rothbart, please!
Are you sure Derek
and Odette are coming?
Unfortunately, yes!
Same plan as always then,
just get his attention,
and soon, Derek will follow
you right into my trap.
Then I'll have
my revenge on him
for doing away with me.
So, when he shows
up, don't move.
Easy for you to say,
Ghost Man!
You're already dead!
I've only got one life left,
and trouble always seems to...
[BIRDS FLUTTERING]
...come my way!
Eyes on the prize, Number 9.
Remember, once I get
my body back, I'm giving
you an extra life.
[EXCLAIMS]
Don't move.
If you say so.
* ...to ride in
a one-horse open sleigh! *
Christmas has
the best holiday music,
don't you think?
DEREK: Much better than
Pumpkin Awareness Day.
Pumpkin!
Do I have that on the list?
It's gotta be on
there somewhere.
Oh, here it is.
I have to make pumpkin
pie for the widows.
Whoa!
Ya know, I've been seeing
this cat a lot lately, except
without all the ice.
Shoo, little fella, shoo.
Go on.
That was kind of creepy.
On the other hand,
he did stop us
in the right spot.
[CHUCKLES] Mistletoe?
I don't know how it
is in your kingdom,
but our tradition says...
Oh. [GIGGLES]
I know all about
that tradition.
Merry Christmas, Derek.
How come no one ever
told me about zis
mistletoe business before?
Zis changes everything!
Everybody sing!
* Over ze river
and through ze woods
To Uberta's house we go
* I'll get a big
kiss right on ze lips
* And poof!
I'm a frog no mo-oh *
Cookie.
I can't!
Uberta told me
to blow the horn
the very moment I
see Derek's sleigh,
or else...
You've used up
all my pucker!
I can't blow the horn
if I've lost my pucker!
Silly puppy!
Smoochie give
you extra pucker!
No, it...
He's coming.
Wow. Listen to that!
Give that guy a promotion.
[LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY]
They're playing
our song.
Yeah, those have to be
one of
Lord Rogers' inventions.
And just look
at the swans!
Now, that's all Mom.
Every year she chooses
a Christmas theme.
And this year it's
"A Swan Princess Christmas."
Wow.
I'm really impressed
with your mother.
Yeah.
There's something
you should know about Mom.
There's actually
two Ubertas.
The regular Uberta,
the one you know...
UBERTA: Derek and Odette!
Your first Christmas together!
...and then there's
Christmas Uberta.
Okay folks, let's move it!
We've got a lot of work to do!
She's very focused.
Derek!
The tree! Move!
Odette, you're with me!
[CHUCKLES]
I mean this way, darling!
And, Chamberlain!
Yes, madam.
Let all the staff know,
it's time to
bring up the ornaments
for Ornament Day!
I just love it!
Wow, Rogers. Love the chimes.
Oh, had a little spare time.
[MEOWS]
You again?
[YELPS]
[SCREAMS IN PAIN]
And now if you'll excuse
me, Operation Smoochfest
is underway.
You remember the last
Operation Smoochfest?
Oh, yeah. Operation
Smushfest.
Okay, I'm headed
down to the cellar.
ROTHBART: Good.
Now, the thing
you're looking for is...
[GASPS] There's people
down here.
So what? They don't
care about you.
Oh, really?
I'm a black cat!
So?
I lost four of my eight lives
just by crossing
people's paths!
Get down there.
You get to carry
the Royal Star!
Oh!
I shall carry
it with pride.
Yes, but with both
hands, please.
Oh, sorry.
All boxes checky-check!
Good, good, good.
When Derek
returns with the tree,
we'll be ready
for Ornament Day.
That mean you call
kingdom to castle.
Yes.
Someone need
pucker practice!
[GIGGLES]
ROTHBART:
Are you moving or not?
Well, kisses
don't last forever.
At least I hope not.
[ROTHBART SNARLS]
[BOTH YELP IN FEAR]
Get me out
of here!
Thanks for breaking
that up, chief. Yuck.
Now. Move it!
Against the back
wall to the right!
Oh, you're lucky.
Most cats don't
know right from left.
Found it!
Excellent.
Now, get Derek.
That's the best part!
We don't need him.
The lock's got a key!
No! Don't open it!
It can't be you.
Derek's the one who
sent me out of this life.
He's the only one
who can let me back in.
If it's anyone else,
that's it for both of us.
Oh, so it's back
to Plan A then, huh?
Get Derek's attention,
lead him
to the cellar,
yadda, yadda, yadda.
It's gonna be the worst
Christmas present he
ever opened.
ODETTE: There.
Oh, the orphans
are going to love it!
I sure hope that's
on your Christmas
list, Princess.
Shouldn't you be
cutting down
a tree or something?
Yes, he should!
You're late!
Now mush.
Right.
Odette. Follow.
Oh, sorry.
That was Christmas Uberta.
DEREK: Last year we found
the Royal Christmas Tree here,
but this year,
I think this is the spot.
Ice Leopard Pass?
DEREK: Too dangerous?
Oh, no, not
dangerous enough!
I was going to
suggest Grizzly Falls,
but if you'd feel
safer in Ice Leopard Pass,
then all right.
Remember, it's all
about more lives.
No!
[YELPS]
Huh?
[GULPS]
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
What's this?
Ice Leopard Pass.
We might see a cat.
[MEOWS]
[WHIMPERING]
It's Christmas.
* Deck the halls
with boughs of holly
* Fa, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la
* 'Tis the season
to be jolly
* Fa, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la
* Don we now
our g*y apparel
* Fa, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la
* Troll the ancient
Yuletide carol
* Fa, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la *
[LAUGHING]
Wow! Really amazing!
Just wait until you see
Lord Rogers' little group.
[SINGER VOCALIZING]
* Hark, the herald
angels sing
* Glory to the
newborn King
* Peace on earth,
and mercy mild
* God and sinners
reconciled
* Joyful, all ye nations rise
* Join the triumph
of the skies
* Hark, the herald angels sing
* Glory to the newborn King
[VOCALIZING]
[LAUGHING]
And now, here's why I
wanted you to see it.
You, see, it's all part
of a Christmas
Eve celebration!
Yes. And...
And we were thinking...
Let the Queen
speak, please.
That we would
like you, Odette...
Hello! Real crown
here! Not a toy!
Yeah. Sorry.
We'd like you,
Odette, to arrange,
rehearse and choreograph...
Your very own number
for Christmas Eve!
Rogers!
My very own number?
Oh, dear,
she's so grateful
she can't speak.
You can thank
us later, dear.
Thank you,
I think.
The Royal Tree is
down there somewhere,
Brom. Time to strap
on the skis.
It's time for me to get...
Ow! [GROANS]
Don't worry,
I'll keep a look
out for predators.
Brom?
Oh, I don't care
if predators see me.
And you have every
reason to feel that way.
[SCREAMING]
[GRUNTS]
What's that thing?
Snowboard.
Rogers' latest invention.
It's faster. Better.
Well, old-fashioned skis
are fast enough for me.
[LAUGHS]
I'm glad to hear that.
[GASPS] Ice leopard?
Okay, okay,
eat the round one, please.
I need the other guy.
Move out, Brom.
I've got your back.
But keep an eye out.
They hunt in pairs.
Pairs!
Unbelievable.
Goodbye, life!
Hello, life! [SCREAMS]
Signing off!
Signing on!
Still good.
I don't wanna miss
Christmas dinner!
Nice and safe.
[SCREAMS]
Where's the brakes?
Oh, no.
Derek!
[GROWLS]
BROMLEY: Mommy!
[SCREAMS]
[SIGHS]
[GASPS]
[STAMMERING] Oh, yeah,
he's a born k*ller.
ROTHBART: Okay,
just settle down!
Yeah, he took down
two ice leopards,
while he was moving!
Look, look, I'll give
ya three new lives! Four!
No way! I'm out!
Wait! Wait!
Five new lives then! Six!
Okay, nine new lives,
if you get Derek
to open the chest.
From one to nine
in one little leap.
JEAN-BOB: Mistletoe
properly positioned.
Breath neutralized.
Target located.
Are you sure this is
a good idea, Jean-Bob?
She has lips.
I have ze mistletoe.
What could go wrong?
He should wait
for answers.
Fellas, I am
just swamped.
Can you help me come
up with a number for
the Christmas Eve party?
Well, as soon as
our very little friend
comes to his
very little senses.
Oh, dear.
Don't know how it
is with your people,
but our tradition says...
[SCREAMS]
[JEAN-BOB SCREAMING]
You're good.
I get lots of practice.
Evidently, some people
have no respect for
Christmas traditions!
Evidently, you're a frog.
Zat's not why I
can't get smooches!
Christmas is ze reason!
Jean-Bob, that's it!
Christmas is the Reason.
I love that song!
And I love you, Jean-Bob.
Zis one loves me.
Zat one wants to k*ll me.
Ze world is a very
confusing place.
Oh, it's a beauty,
isn't it, Rogers?
Can't you haul that
thing any faster?
Oops. Sorry.
Now, Uberta,
instead of lighting
the tree with candles,
this year please consider
my newest invention.
What is it?
I call it the light bulb.
It'll never catch on.
Get the candles ready.
Chop, chop!
May I request a second
opinion from regular Uberta?
Oh, all right!
Just get cracking.
It's Ornament Day!
It's Ornament Day.
[LAUGHS]
It's Ornament Day!
Have you seen
Prince Derek?
Probably working
on his ornament!
It is Ornament Day.
Ornament Day?
* Bells ring!
* Hearts sing!
* Come see what love brings!
* Pictures tell a story
of two hearts full of love
* They're sharing a memory
of caring and tender rejoicing
* It's the season of love
that comes at Christmastime!
* We live it
* Love it
* Beg it to come
* And want it to stay
* And want it to stay
* To have this season each day
* It's the season of love
* Lulu's lost her luster
Will you help make her shine?
* A jewel in this spot
and your coin in your
pocket for Christmas!
* It's the kind acts of love
that make a Christmas shine
* We're lighter
* Brighter
* Wiser by far
* Because we
follow that star
* Because we find who we are
* In the season of love
* Bells are rung
* Carols sung
* It's begun
* Our glad Christmas-tide
* But when I give
a gift from my heart
* Then Christmas
has finally arrived
* There's a magic that takes
the fear out of living
* When you have it
there's peace in your heart
* That's what it does
* There's a magic that's found
when you're giving
* And it's here
in the season of love
* There's a magic that takes
the fear out of living
* When you have it
there's peace in your heart
* That's what it does
* There's a magic that's found
when you're giving
* And it's here
in the season of love *
My friends, Lord Rogers
will light the tree
on Christmas Eve
with his newest invention,
the light ball!
LORD ROGERS: Bulb!
[CROWD LAUGHING]
And now, to conclude
Ornament Day,
we will place the Royal Star!
[CROWD CHEERING]
[GASPS]
It's gone!
But it was in
the box, I saw it!
You checky-check, right?
Me checky-check!
See! She checky-check!
You checky-check
me checky-check!
Hey, hey, it's okay.
We'll find it. I'll just go
checky-check one more time.
Oh, you've got
something to do with this,
you creepy little cat.
At least he doesn't
have his bow...
Wait! Now he's going to k*ll
me with his bare hands!
[MEOWS IN FEAR]
ROTHBART: Not so fast!
He's on my flattened tail!
Oh, great. A matching set.
[WHISPERING] Yeah, open it.
[FAINT MEOW]
How did...
That's weird.
[DOOR SLAMS]
[LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY]
ROTHBART: * On the first
day of Christmas
Prince Derek gave to me
* A way back to earth
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
[GASPS]
You're still a ghost?
Not for long.
I'm gonna so mess with people.
Check this out.
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
[MEOWS]
[WHISTLES]
Wait, wait...
Wait.
So, when do I get
my nine lives?
Once a year? Lump sum?
Hey, I gotta get my
own body back before
you get any new lives.
What?
That's false advertising!
You never said...
You never asked me, Fuzzy.
Besides, I couldn't do
it now, even if I had
the ol' bag o' bones.
What?
The only thing
more powerful
than the Forbidden Arts
is the spirit at Christmas.
At Christmas,
I ain't got much juice.
Would I lie?
All right, whatever.
So this is when you
decide to come back?
When you're at your weakest?
Well, you have to
come back at Christmas
if you want to
destroy Christmas.
Destroy Christmas?
You can't even
give me extra lives!
True.
But I can cast one itty
bitty spell at a time.
If I play it right,
Christmas will fall,
along with Derek and Odette.
Dang.
Crushing this would have
put a really nice
button on that speech.
LORD ROGERS:
But, of course, Odette!
How can you possibly
do a Christmas song
without singers?
Indeed!
You can borrow as many
of my sopranos and
altos as you like.
And I'm happy to lend you
my tenors and basses.
That's very
unselfish of you.
Oh, dear, it's no
trouble at all.
Not in the least.
In fact, Rogers, I'd
like to borrow a few
baritones myself.
Of course you can...
Not.
What?
I know what you're up to,
you baritone-napper!
And who's had
their eyes on my altos?
Me!
Ha!
My eyes, but not my
ears because they
sound like alley cats!
Now, wait.
You're jealous!
You're jealous-er!
How could I be jealous
of such sad silly ninnies!
We'll see who sounds
like sad ninnies,
silly Sally!
Please!
Let the competition begin!
You're going down, Hairdo!
Bring it on, Pipe Cleaner!
You stay two
steps behind me.
Don't count on it!
Get back! Get...
Get back!
Move your bouncing
bustle out of my way!
Stop pulling
on my dress!
Did that just happen?
Oh, believe it, sister.
[PANTING]
[GASPS]
[SWAN CHIME TINKLES]
Someone hasn't been showing
much Christmas spirit.
[MEOWS]
ROTHBART: Hey,
Number 9, it worked!
Man, is it great
to be back.
Oh, great!
Rothbart!
[GROANING]
I'll just be on my way.
He's back. And I let him in.
That cat led me here.
How did I not see this?
Master Hunter!
I might not be
able to see you now.
But I will hunt you down,
and send you back
where you belong.
ODETTE: Are you sure?
DEREK: I heard him.
I saw him.
The chimes made him visible,
they seemed to hold him.
Yes. Because they
represent Christmas.
And you.
But what does he want?
I think I know!
Your mother and
Rogers are suddenly
fighting about
the Christmas Eve party!
Yes.
He said, "It worked."
He's using the Forbidden
Arts to destroy
the Christmas spirit!
We've got to tell them.
No.
It won't do any
good while they're
under the spell.
This has to stay
between us for now.
Okay, Derek's onto us.
So, a little
brainstorming session!
Spells that will destroy
the Christmas spirit!
Right. Before Derek
can catch you or me.
You're lucky,
most cats can't write.
Okay! There are no bad ideas
so just let it flow.
Great, great!
How's this? How's this?
The little chef guy,
make him make bad decisions
with all his little
Christmas creations!
You call that an idea?
Okay, how about this spell?
Christmas cheer
drives the frog berserk!
ROTHBART: I got better
ideas in my elbow.
How about this?
Christmas gifts.
Odette, she's got
incredibly bad taste!
For the next parade!
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
I can't cast a spell
on Derek or Odette.
They got too much
Christmas spirit.
Come on, Number 9!
You said there
were no bad ideas!
There ain't!
But there sure are
a lot of lousy ones.
Where you going?
Brainstorming
is for dumbbells.
I'm better sh**ting
from the hip anyhow.
[GROANING]
Derek!
Find me another way in!
[GASPS]
It's a chime
convention out there!
Clever boy, Derek.
But the castle
ain't the only place
I can destroy Christmas.
Enjoy it while you can.
[GRUNTS]
* Jolly old St. Nicholas
Lean your ear this way
* Don't you tell a single soul
what I'm going to say
* What I'm going to say...
Oh, dear, that's too cute.
You bet it is, Beanpole!
I object! We've never
used animals before.
Sue me.
* Tell me if you can
Merry Christmas.
Yes! [LAUGHS]
Yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes! Yay!
JEAN-BOB: Zis is ridiculous!
Lord Rogers said
we're essential in
upping the cute factor.
I hate being used
for my good looks.
What's in it for me?
Time to get
my angel on.
[EXCLAIMING]
[CHUCKLING]
Hit it!
* Angels we have heard on high
* Sweetly singing
o'er the plains
* And the mountains in reply
Echoing their joyous
strains... *
Oops!
* Gloria
* Gloria...
Two animals! Ha!
* In excelsis Deo
* Angels
Well done!
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
You're going down, sister!
Wait, wait, stop!
Down! Stop!
[YELLS]
[GRUNTING]
Oh, cruel universe!
UBERTA: You may think you've
trumped me, Rogers,
but there's one
thing you forgot.
I know where to get
a zebra.
[WHIMPERS]
And I'm not afraid
to use it!
Your zebra is
no match for my
flamingos!
Flamingos, eh?
I'd be scared
if I didn't have
a Shetland pony!
You wouldn't!
Oh, I'm that crazy!
Believe me!
I didn't want to
have to do this.
Rogers, careful.
But you leave me no choice!
Think of future
generations!
I'm bringing in...
No.
...baby pandas!
[LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY]
UBERTA: [SCREAMING] No!
CARETAKER: You want the
children to sing for
the Christmas Eve party?
I do.
But first, I'll have to
set up a little audition,
if that's okay.
[CHILDREN CLAMORING]
Well, okay, then.
Wonderful.
Now, I know just the song
I want you to learn.
It goes something
like this.
* Christmas is
the reason for the season...
* ...when Jesus
Christ was born *
Oh, they know that
one real well.
Then what do you say
we take a ride to the castle
in the Royal Sleigh?
[CHILDREN CHEERING]
MAN: Merry Christmas.
WOMAN: And to you, sir.
BOY: Merry Christmas.
MAN 2: Thank you.
WOMAN 2: Give my best to
your dear wife.
BOY 2: Don't worry,
I'll carry it.
Bleh! Good thing I'm a ghost,
or I'd be puking!
What a fine goose!
For that price it
better lay golden eggs.
[LAUGHS]
* God rest you merry,
gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay... *
Hold on.
Hold it.
What's this?
You try singing
next to Marvin.
He's flat as a pancake!
Well, better than
being sharp as a stick!
Then I'd poke you in the ribs
to get you on pitch.
Oh, leave him
alone, would you?
Now, that's music, boys.
[LAUGHING]
Wish me luck.
If it goes well,
remember it was
my suggestion.
If it goes bad,
it was his idea.
I hope you like it.
If you have any
suggestions, please.
* Christmas is
the reason for the season
when Jesus Christ was born
* Christmas is
a reason for love on earth
* Oh, bless that happy morn
* Peace and love,
goodwill toward men
In praise we sing this day
* His blessed
birth in Bethlehem
The life, the truth, the way
* Christmas is the reason
for the season when... *
[LAUGHING]
Oh!
Holy brownout.
Don't look at me!
Derek and Odette!
The chimes!
[GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION]
So unsatisfying!
* His blessed
birth in Bethlehem
* The light,
the truth, the way *
[WHISTLING]
UBERTA: Oh!
These children
should definitely be
the Christmas
Eve grand finale,
don't you agree, Rogers?
[CHILDREN CLAMORING]
Without question!
The only thing cuter
than the animals are these
children!
Yes.
[GASP]
And they're all mine.
And no one else's.
You would take all of them?
You slithering serpent!
Back away, Pencil Neck!
Fork over
Freckles and Pigtails,
and no one gets hurt.
What's gotten
into you two?
Odette's right!
You can't just cast us aside!
[ALL SCREAMING]
Back online!
Whew, Momma!
That was close!
We got to figure
out how they did this.
And by "we," you mean...
You.
Yeah.
Sorry, allergic to chimes.
I'm allergic to death.
But I'm going, I'm going.
Good kitty.
More like
dumb kitty.
I thought for sure
I had broken Rothbart's spell.
One moment
the orphans had Rogers
and Uberta
clapping and singing.
And the next,
it was like separating
two baboons fighting
over the same banana.
At least it's just
Mother and Rogers.
Everyone else
seems to have a lot of
Christmas spirit.
ODETTE: Where is everyone?
MAN: Hello!
Hang on, Sir Peter!
I'm coming!
I got ya.
Thank you, Prince Derek.
Are you all right?
Fine. More than
I can say for her.
My wife made that angel.
We'll have it
fixed right away.
I can do it, Princess.
But I sure wish you
could do something
about this village.
The village?
Usually this time of year,
people are
knocking on my door.
"Can we help hang
your decorations?"
They say.
This year, I had to ask.
And the answer was, "No!"
I mean, look at this!
It's like everyone's
taken a bite
of the same piece
of bad fruitcake!
ODETTE: This is worse
than we thought.
Rothbart started
with Mother and Rogers.
If we can break
that spell, maybe...
I agree.
I have a new
idea to try on them!
Great!
And I'm working on
something, too, but...
What?
Well, I'm going to
need Bromley's help.
Which means I have to
tell him about Rothbart.
When you do, make sure
you stand between
him and the door.
BROMLEY: Rothbart's
ghost? Where?
[HYPERVENTILATING]
Let me go!
He's in here, I know it!
No, no, no,
no, he's not.
A cold presence
just passed right though me!
You're imagining things!
Now, say something
brave and you'll feel it!
Say it, Brom!
I wish I was snuggled up
to my Santa mug full of cocoa.
Not exactly a w*r cry,
but we'll try to build on it.
If there's one thing I
know you can do, Brom,
it's use this.
[EXCLAIMS]
We're gonna build a trap.
[WHIMPERING]
Rothbart wants to
destroy Christmas.
He has to be stopped, Brom.
No one messes with
my Christmas cocoa.
Whatever it takes.
What do you mean
you're "on strike"?
Give me a new life now.
That ain't negotiable!
Okay, okay, then
I'm staging a sit-down.
I can force you to work!
And waste your
precious power?
[GRUNTS ANGRILY]
Face it.
Management has lost
to the common cat.
This is a face you
don't wanna mess with.
[SNICKERS]
This is very
unprofessional of you.
[DOOR OPENS]
ROTHBART: The Hag?
Oh, snap!
Merry Christmas!
[GASPS]
[SCREAMS]
Hey, hey,
it's me, your old partner.
[SCREAMS]
No, no, no.
Calm down, will ya!
[LAUGHS]
You go away!
Go away! Icky ghost!
I'm your friend!
[SCREAMS]
Hey, did you
do something
with your hair?
[SCREAMS]
Look, it's me.
Rothbart?
[GASPS]
You Big Naughty.
Gosh, I missed ya so much!
Bridgit miss those days, too.
Who's Bridgit?
Me Bridgit!
Right! Right!
Well, maybe Bridgit
and Big Naughty work
together again?
Hmm?
Hey, wait, we have a deal.
Oh, me not sure
about that.
Okay, me in.
Me all the way in.
[EXCLAIMING]
[GROANING]
Meet your replacement.
Scab!
[HUMMING]
I can't speak!
I was just making
my special vocal
booster tea for
Uberta's singers.
Drink up!
Is it possible, Ferdinand,
that I ate or drank something
that made me lose my voice?
Could there possibly
be such a thing?
Not it, not it, not it,
not it, not it, not it.
Got it. Unwashed root
of periwinkle!
If not cleaned and
prepared correctly,
the tiniest particle
could render you
silent in a snap.
My cupcakes!
Thank you, Ferdinand.
Thank you very much.
When Uberta's
singers take their tea,
it'll have
a little something extra
that will leave [COUGHS]
them speechless.
Treachery!
Uberta, I was just...
I know exactly
what you were up to!
Unwashed root of periwinkle?
How could you be so two-faced?
The same way you
could, only better!
Are you saying you
can trick and scam
better than me?
I can double your
double-cross anytime!
Well, I'll see your
double of my double-cross
and raise you a hoodwink.
I'll see your
hoodwink and raise you
a bamboozle and a flimflam!
Well, I'll see...
ODETTE: Excuse me!
I know this is a lot
to ask at Christmas,
but will the two of
you please help me
with a very special
item on my list?
It's kind of sneaky.
I'm the King of Sneaky!
[GROANS]
I'm the Queen of all Sneakdom!
Great. I'll get
the sleigh ready.
I call shotgun!
I call shotgun!
[GRUMBLING]
I said it first!
LORD ROGERS: Uh-uh.
Yeah.
Orphans? Singing?
Odette bring them in.
Odette!
Uh-huh.
They melt heart of
Roger and U-Bertie.
That's what give
you brown-down.
Brownout!
Ah, my replacement is as
sharp as a beach ball.
[SHUSHING]
So where is she now?
No, don't tell me.
Making mittens
for little
Siberians somewhere!
No. She do that
last week.
Now she get Roger and U-Bertie
to help her with new thing.
Like what?
Me not sure, but me
got good idea in skull.
Oh. It's good to know she's
not just a pretty face.
What made me think
I could destroy Christmas
with Derek and Odette
working against me?
They're like a perky
little force field
of goodness.
They got to go.
And I'm gonna
deal with her first.
Yeah, I got enough
for that now.
[SNICKERING]
Odette's gonna
join the catfight.
Lead the way.
Hello? The chimes?
[GRUNTS]
Those chimes!
Don't worry.
Me cut down chimes.
Look like your replacement
got good idea in skull.
Yeah, yeah, I hope
you have a brown down!
ROTHBART: Come on.
Giddy-up already!
Too close.
Patience a virtue!
So where we headed?
Odette, Roger and U-Bertie
in big room for sure!
That where Odette
make shoe for orphan,
food basket for
tornado victim...
Yeah, I got the point.
Keep cutting.
ODETTE: Are we
all ready to go?
Quite. As soon
as a certain Lord
scooches over for
a certain Queen.
Oh, fine! Baby!
Nope.
What's wrong now?
Insufficient scootage!
I can still feel
his cooties!
Cooties? Well, I never!
ROTHBART: Come on,
come on, come on.
What are you
up to, my dear?
Oh, uh...
Chime repair. Some
tinkley-tinkies don't tinkle.
How about a romantic ride
when Odette comes
back with the sleigh?
Odette's gone?
Uh...
Me too busy.
It won't be until later.
She hasn't even left yet.
Phew.
Move, before they leave!
Come on, come on.
Uh-oh.
"Me sure she in big room!"
Go ahead, Odette!
Work your Christmas cheer
'cause I'm gonna suck
every drop of peace and joy
out of this entire kingdom.
ODETTE: Every Christmas
season, as long as
I can remember,
my father and I
would come here,
to the Woodcutters' Village,
and we'd make sure
that they had a Christmas
with lots of good
food and presents.
It's my first
Christmas without him,
but I couldn't miss coming.
Thanks for doing this with me.
Okay, it's clear.
[GASPS]
Put that back.
The Queen delivers the ham!
Who made up that rule?
I did, and I'm the Queen!
I had it first!
Shh.
She's hogging the ham!
You've got the potatoes
and the stuffing!
Two side dishes
don't equal a ham!
Do they, Odette?
Do two side
dishes equal a ham?
I'll carry the ham.
Happy? Now neither
of us has the ham!
BOY: What is it, Momma?
WOMAN: It's food.
BOY: And presents?
WOMAN: Yes, and presents!
BOY: But you said
there wasn't going
to be a Christmas.
WOMAN: I did, but...
BOY: But angels came?
WOMAN: Yes, dear, angels came.
Play, Father,
keep playing that song!
Merry Christmas, Rogers.
[BOTH SOBBING]
Huh?
[GROANS]
* Oh, tidings of
comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
* Oh, tidings of
comfort and joy *
[VOCALIZING]
Oh! Listen
to you!
Not flat again, I hope?
I'm afraid you are.
Flat out perfect!
Merry Christmas, friend.
Merry Christmas!
* God rest you merry gentlemen
Let nothing you despair... *
WOMAN: Wonderful!
Yes, and Merry Christmas
to you!
We love you! Oh,
Merry Christmas!
All right, floor it, Odette,
I've got geese to cook!
Christmas Uberta is back!
And so is
the Christmas spirit.
* Comfort and joy
* Oh, tidings of
comfort and joy *
No!
Look what
Christmas is doing to me!
Yeah. Got it.
Another brownout.
No! You don't get it!
Christmas almost
gave me a blackout!
Well, I wouldn't worry.
I'm sure Bridgit
will fix everything.
Yeah, that girl is
bright as a...
A little light bulb?
Yeah, sure.
Okay, you're back in
for the full nine lives.
Yes!
Okay, again!
From ze big finish!
This is the last time,
Jean-Bob.
Yeah, we get the point.
If we pull too early,
you'll "miss ze kiss."
JEAN-BOB: One, and-a-two...
* Gloria
What the...
When I get those nine lives,
I'm gonna pick a fight
with the biggest,
ugliest dog I can find.
JEAN-BOB:
Okay, zere's applause.
Girls approach me.
Wait for it. Wait for it...
[SCREAMING]
Didn't you hear me say,
"Wait for it"?
Come on, Romeo.
[CHUCKLING]
I'll take that.
Keep your paws
off Royal property!
So, what is this, a C9, maybe?
[YELPS]
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Oh, great!
Zere is absolutely no escape.
Except for
running right past us.
[GASPS]
I'll explain later.
[EXCLAIMS]
[SCREAMING]
Ouch.
[GASPS]
Boo!
[SCREAMING]
[LAUGHING]
There's a kitty I know
who's about to get
nine shiny new lives.
That guy looked a lot like...
Don't say his name!
It's Rothbart's ghost.
Great! You not only say
"Rothbart," you say
ze "ghost" part, too!
Question.
How many cats does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
[LAUGHS]
Just one, if you
promise him nine lives.
ROTHBART: Now, back on the
tree. When the lights
are switched on,
the Royal Christmas
Tree and all those
precious ornaments
will be destroyed.
Then I'll have
all the power I need
to finish off
Derek and Odette.
Voila. King Rothbart!
[SHUDDERS]
* Christmas Eve
* A special time of year
* Celebration
* Come one
Come all
* Come one
Come all *
[ROTHBART LAUGHING]
It's finally gonna
happen, Number 9!
I'm like a kid at Christmas!
That's a good one!
BRIDGIT: Bossy-boss!
Derek doing big
secret against you!
Do you think he knows?
I don't know.
Go, keep an eye on it.
Keep an eye on what?
Never mind!
Come on, show me
what he's up to, Brenda!
Bridgit!
Okay, follow Bridgit.
Me Bridgit.
Move it.
Hello, Princey.
Okay me come in?
Sure. But close the door.
Top secret stuff here.
Ohh.
Me take peeky-peek. No!
You make a pretty
good spy, Bridgit.
See? He call me Bridgit!
He shoulda called
you a dirty sneak!
Derek, he not done!
What do you mean?
He tell Kitty Kat,
"Keep an eye on it."
It's too late, Little Prince.
When Christmas is destroyed,
you and Swan Chica are next.
Stay with him!
My friends. My fellow
citizens! Welcome.
And Merry Christmas!
h* h* h* h*!
Maestro.
* Joy to the world
The Lord is come
* Let earth receive her King
I got him,
but not soon enough.
What do you mean?
There he is!
Keep an eye
on that cat!
[GROANING]
Think small, Jean-Bob!
Find your inner tadpole!
Okay, zat's just weird.
You've got to make
yourself slimier!
Okay, sure.
Let me just get in touch
with my inner lawyer!
* While fields and floods
* Rocks, hills and plains
* Repeat the sounding joy
* Repeat the sounding joy
* Repeat,
repeat the sounding joy *
Open sesame!
Open sesame seeds!
Open sesame seed buns.
Oh...
Brother!
* Here we come a-caroling
among the leaves so green
* Here we come a-wand'ring
So fair to be seen
* Love and joy come to you
and to you your wassail, too
* And God bless
you and send you
a happy new year
* And God send you
a happy new year
* Here we come
My kingdom for a hammer!
[GRUNTING]
If only we had a crow bar!
[GRUNTING]
* The cattle are lowing
The Baby awakes
* The little Lord Jesus
No crying He makes
* I love Thee, Lord Jesus
Look down from the sky
* And stay by my cradle
* 'Til morning is nigh
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[BOTH SOBBING]
Aren't they just
the sweetest things?
It's so beautiful.
You're through!
Well done, Speed!
Speed? What about
the "toolbox" here?
May the ornaments on this
tree inspire us to do good!
And may this
tradition live forever!
Begin the countdown to light
the Royal Christmas Tree.
LORD ROGERS:
All right, everybody.
Now, attention.
Yes, attention, attention.
Ready?
Let's go.
CROWD: Ten!
The Forbidden Arts!
Nine!
CROWD: Eight!
Seven and a half.
Rogers, stop!
Seven. Six. Five.
The bulb!
Get the bulb!
CROWD: Four!
Three!
Two!
CROWD: Two!
LORD ROGERS: Ready. One!
It's Christmas!
CROWD: Aw!
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Give me some skin, baby.
[CROWD GASPS]
Oh, no!
[CRYING]
Christmas is gone!
Oh, dear, no!
[ALL GASPING]
He's...
And he, and he...
Let me help ya out there.
"He's back and
he's in the flesh."
I got rid of you once,
I can do it again!
We're gonna replay our
final battle all right,
but first, we got
a coronation to
take care of.
Long live the King.
[ALL GASP]
You ain't the only one
with a Christmas list,
Princess.
"Come back to life"? Check.
"Destroy Christmas"? Check.
Take back the kingdom?
Now that one's
a little fuzzy.
I mean, technically,
yeah, checkerino.
I got the crown,
I got the power.
But in reality, I know
you two are gonna keep
getting in my way,
because you got
the Christmas spirit
all year round.
But I'm gonna
take care of that now
back at my castle.
Yeah, that's what I said.
The seat of government's
moving to Swan Lake
and you're coming
with me, Princess.
Odette!
Sorry, Derek, but I'm
sure you can find
your own way there.
And be sure to
bring your A game.
Careful, Derek!
He's more powerful
than ever!
Yeah, he really
Big Naughty now.
I know. But now
he's also mortal again.
All right,
Rothbart's taken Odette
back to Swan Lake!
Quick! Hop on!
Well, zat explains
ze no seat belts!
Less speed, Speed!
Okay, you're fast,
I get ze point!
Now, that's what I
call curb appeal!
It just screams
"comfort and luxury" in
a quiet rural setting!
But a little
cute for my taste.
You like? I call
it Gothic chic.
And that's not the only
thing that's going
retro, sweetheart.
No. No!
Oh, no!
It's deja vu
all over again.
ROTHBART: So I'm nostalgic.
She's pinned.
Do what you want with me,
but you will never
destroy Christmas!
But I just did!
After today, do you know
what the people
are gonna remember
next Christmas
and every
Christmas after that?
This Christmas!
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
The year their
beloved tree and
all their cherished
memories disappeared!
Back off, ya big...
[GRUNTS]
My own first
Christmas ornament!
No!
I have a nail appointment.
And now for my
second ornament.
I'm not gonna blast you
like I did your little parrot.
We're gonna stick with
tradition on this one.
When moonlight
touches your wings,
you'll transform, all right,
into my favorite
Christmas decoration.
Forever.
[BRANCHES SNAPPING]
The Master Hunter has arrived.
Sorry to bring
all your big plans
down to earth, Derek!
What?
Nice ankle bracelet.
Come on!
Let's go rough him up!
Change her back!
You want change, do you?
Well...
[GRUNTING]
On second thought,
my tennis elbow
is really acting up.
Oh, no!
The thrill of victory!
[SCREAMS]
[IMITATING JEAN-BOB]
Ze agony of defeat.
[GRUNTS]
ODETTE: [GASPING] Derek!
* Pictures tell a story
of two hearts full of love
* They're sharing a memory
of caring
* and tender rejoicing...
The song's doin' something.
Keep singing,
louder, louder!
* It's the season of love
* that comes at Christmastime!
* We live it
* Love it
* Beg it to come
* And want it to stay
* To have this season each day
* It's the season of love
[GASPS]
Merry Christmas!
[GASPS]
Okay, my turn.
Well?
It worked.
But for a prince,
you're kind of short,
slimy and green.
Odette!
Derek!
Derek. Don't leave me.
I can't...
You're everything
that's good.
No!
[CRYING] No!
No! No!
* I can't hear
* your heart beating
* But I know
* you still hear me
JEAN-BOB: Great!
Now we got aliens!
[GASPS]
[LAUGHS]
Aw.
Zank you, aliens.
You're back.
You saved Christmas
and it wasn't
even on your list.
No. Christmas saved us all.
[SOBBING]
They're all gone.
We'll start carving
new ornaments
this very day.
[ALL CHEERING]
Looks like Rothbart
lost the rematch.
* Christmas is
the reason for the season
* when Jesus Christ was born
* Jesus Christ was born
* Christmas is the season
for love on earth
* Oh, bless that happy morn
* Peace and love,
goodwill toward men
In praise we sing this day
* His blessed
birth in Bethlehem
* The life,
the truth, the way *
Our newest Christmas ornament,
honoring Derek and Odette!
[ALL CHEERING]
* So dark
* So cold
* No hope in your eyes
* But I'm here
* So hold on
* I'll stay by your side
* And I will go
wherever you go
* With me
you're never alone
* I believe I can fly
when we come together
* It's a natural high
when you bring me
back to life
* I believe
we can live forever
* I believe in
the season of love
* The season of love
* The season of love
* Of love
* Of love
* The season of love
* So long in my life
* I've never known love
* Never known love
* But then you came
and changed my ways
* Changed my life
No, nothing's the same
* I will go wherever you go
* With me you're never alone
S* I believe I can fly
when we come together
* It's a natural high
when you bring me
back to life
* I believe
we can live forever
* I believe in
the season of love
* The season of love
* And still we found love
* We come together
* And I know that it's right
* I feel it inside
* I believe I can fly
when we come together
* It's a natural high
when you bring me
back to life
* I believe
we can live forever
* I believe in
the season of love
* The season of love
* The season of love
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