02x04 - No Friend Zone

[bunniefuu]

[instrumental music playing]

[vocalizing]

♪ Yeah, you call me on the show ♪

♪ Got me forgettin' who I am ♪

♪ I'm gonna love myself ♪

♪ Better than you can ♪

[Anna] Maria, stand on that.

You let go, I die.

[doorbell rings]

[dog barks]

Oh my God, the door--

Palasco, the door is open. Open.

Anna? Hey, guys.

What are you doing?

[Anna] Working.

[Kevin] Wow, this place looks great, Anna.

I mean, your other place
was really nice, but this is…

nice.

-Yeah.
-Thanks.

Come on. What are we doing?

We're going to put up these things.
And they're--

-[screaming]
-[glass shatters]

[whimpers]

[Anna] Yay, Kevin!

-[laughs]
-Did I do that? Did I do that?

-I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
-[Anna] It's okay.

Oh my God!

-[Kevin] Is that real crystal?
-Yes. We can buy a new one.

Oh my God!

All this crystal
just shattered on the ground.

I just feel so bad.

It must've been thousands of dollars
worth of crystal. Just pfff…

-Look, it has to be--
-[yells]

[Anna] Oh my God.

I'm no help at all. [scoffs]

No, don't touch this.

[Kevin] Okay, you sure?

-Yes.
-[Kevin] Oh, f*ck!

-[Anna] Why did you do that?
-I don't know. Things keep dropping.

If you ever have a chandelier,
or anything breakable,

my best advice would be keep Kevin away.

[Kevin] Did any not break?

-[Anna] Yes. Okay, yay!
-I got it!

-Now what?
-Now we--

-[screaming]
-[glass shatters]

[Kevin] Oh my God.

♪ Just gotta get my money ride
Money ride ♪

♪ Just gotta get my money ride
Money ride ♪

[vocalizing]

Let's go, guys. You guys need exercise.

They're not chubby.

Come on.

-Anna, have you ever used the pool?
-No.

Oh, Apollo, go!

-Arrow.
-They used to all dive.

Now they're so lazy.

sh*t. Is it cold?

It's f*cking cold!

[both laugh]

Buy a heater!

What made you buy this house, Anna?

I don't know.

-I saw it, I liked the driveway.
-[Kane] Yeah.

This suits you, you know.

-[Anna] Yes.
-How many bedrooms?

-[Anna] Five.
-And are they all your closets?

-Pretty much, upstairs.
-[Kane laughs]

So, I had a really good time
at your party.

-You did, why? I'm just kidding.
-'Cause the truffles were there. [laughs]

The truffle potato chip was so good.
I think we had a whole tray.

-Christine was there, but she left early.
-Yes, I saw her.

[Kane] Yeah.

-This time there was no table seating.
-[Anna] I purposely did that.

[laughs]

This way nobody could b*tch. [laughs]

I had little round tables,
like King Arthur.

[Kane] Yeah.

And you just sat in the other table?
So that was your seating.

[laughing]

-[dog squeals]
-Oh, come here.

Give it to me!

[Kane] It's so funny. When you were
coming down, I just had to say something.

I told Cherie, "Can we talk about it?"

Leah basically shared the story
with us and the group

that Jessey has another family out there.

And then, we found out she actually knew
Jessey when he was married already.

I've tried to reach out to Cherie.

All I wanted was a conversation,
and all I got was nothing.

She's ignoring us,
and I think it's because she realizes

that we know about Jessey and Crystal.

It's, I think, um, a lot to do
with Asian culture, of saving face.

What does it matter to you?

Be up-front about it.
Like I don't f*cking care. I don't judge.

I tried reaching out to her,

and she didn't want to.

She's not responding.

She obviously thinks that I'm in the wrong
or she just doesn't want to talk it out.

Stay out of it.
Didn't you learn your lesson by now?

[exhales sharply]

Let me ask you a question.
Is everything okay with your family?

Um, obviously, there's drama
that's happening in Singapore.

But, like, it's nothing to do
with my family.

Gossip to me is absolutely diabolical.

Kane's family has its own problems too.

My dad's good. You know,
we left the family business 20 years ago.

I remember,
you said your dad and your uncle?

We left a long time ago.

So I really, honestly

don't know who he thinks he is

to talk about people.

This totally has nothing to do
with my family at all. [scoffs]

-Everything's good?
-[Kane] Everything's great.

-[Anna] No judgment?
-No.

-[Anna] Okay.
-My dad told me nothing. Yeah, my dad.

We've been so good, so, yeah.

That's why I say it's so weird.

This is the first time in my life
that lawsuits and stuff is going on.

Isn't… You know, every family
goes through different things in life.

And right in this case,
like, it has nothing to do with us.

You know. But it's tough because…

Um…

I'm sad for whatever is happening,
but I can't do anything about it.

I really, genuinely, like,
don't want to talk about it anymore

and just wanna,

just wanna
close the chapter and leave it alone.

That's why it's important
that you leave Cherie alone.

Don't you get tired of gossip?

It's not gossiping
when there's some facts towards it.

You're telling me.

I just think it's very wrong

to talk about the bad things
that happen to a person.

When you start talking about people…

then you really, seriously have to think

about what it's going to do to them,

to their lives,

to their family.

There's a reason
why people do what they do.

You're not here to judge them.

-Put yourself in that position.
-I am. It sucks.

I mean, given how much time
we've spent as friends,

I don't know if we're able
to mend it at this point.

I would just like Cherie to know that

I don't think the intention
is to hurt anyone.

So I'll give her some breathing space,

and when she's ready, I would love
to just have a conversation with her.

Can we get some food?
I wanna go shopping. Shopping's more fun.

Shopping is good.

Shopping is more fun than this. [giggles]

♪ You can live away ♪

♪ As long as I'm with you ♪

♪ Mondays are good ♪

♪ As long as I'm with you ♪

♪ I feel so special ♪

♪ As long as I'm with you ♪

-Your ride is here!
-[Kim] What about my luggage?

Oh, yeah. Let me come out.
I got you. I got you.

♪ As long as I'm with you ♪

♪ As long as I'm with you ♪

♪ I feel so special
As long as I'm with you ♪

-Where are we going?
-[Kevin] Going to Solvang.

[Kim] I usually don't go
on road trips at all.

-Never?
-[Kim] Ever.

-[Kevin] This is a big deal for you.
-It's a huge deal.

-I'm so glad you're here with me.
-Yeah, you better feel special.

-I do, I feel very special. [laughs]
-Kim does not go on road trips at all.

Going on this road trip with Kevin,
what am I getting myself into?

I hate road trips.

It's making me nervous because I've never
spent that much time with anybody.

The only person I spend long hours with,
that I can stand, is my cat.

-You know how to drive?
-[Kevin] I do.

Should I trust you to drive?

[Kevin] Of course, you should.
I used to drive stick.

I should trust a person that rides
a skateboard every day to drive?

[Kevin] But I'm renting this car.

It has insurance. You're in safe hands.

Okay.

You ready?

-I'm ready.
-All right.

[upbeat music playing]

[Kevin] Have you ever dated a Korean guy?

Um-hm. He was a lot more quiet than I am.

-[Kevin] You're pretty loud.
-[Kim] I'm pretty loud?

-Not obnoxious though.
-Okay. [laughs]

[Kevin] I've never actually done a date
like this before.

I think getting outside of LA
and doing a road trip with Kim

will definitely get us closer together.

It's so far.

Or it's going to drive us apart.

I made this special for you
since it's your first road trip.

Did you bring me snacks?

-[Kevin] I did!
-You did?

-I got snacks!
-[screams] Oh my God!

-This popcorn is pretty good.
-This is really cute.

-Thank you.
-[Kevin] You're welcome.

-Want some?
-You're eating already? This is for later.

-Well just--
-[Kim] You're eating?

I need to drive.

I thought you got this for me.

-Not for yourself.
-I did, for us!

Well, since you're eating,
I'm eating too then. What?

[laughing]

You're not the only fat a*s.

I out-fat assed you. [laughs]

That was funny.

♪ I'll reach for the stars ♪

♪ No matter how far they are ♪

♪ I'll reach for the stars ♪

♪ No matter how far they are ♪

-Hello!
-Kelly!

-It's lovely to see you.
-It's so good to see you.

I've been looking forward to seeing you.

-Me too.
-[Bethany] Um, what's the latest?

I feel like there's so much, um…

Well, you know that Drew and I
are done for good.

-Yeah.
-[Kelly] But it's still very hard.

But I know, like,
a thousand percent, it is done.

-There's no going back from this point.
-Hmm.

-I am proud of you…
-Thank you.

…for drawing a very, very firm boundary.

It definitely took a very long time.

But there must be a deep sense of loss.

[Kelly] I've had a lot of nights already
by myself that I've cried a lot.

You know, really grieved.

Not just on him or our relationship
but me too, you know?

Grieving the time I lost.

Mm-hm.

The reason I stayed with him for so long,
I was just hoping he can…

be the person that he said he wants to be.

And for us to,

you know, like get married and have kids.

You know, so that was
really disappointing too.

[Bethany] That's so disappointing.

Yeah, because obviously, I have
to start all over again. Because it's…

Of course, it's in the back
of my mind, I'm 35.

Like, I need to… I should be…

I thought I'd be married by now,
have kids by now.

You know,
when we first started dating, like,

when he was telling me about
building a life with me, a family with me.

I didn't think it was, you know…

I feel really disappointed.
I feel scared to start over.

-[sniffles]
-Mm-hm.

It is scary.

My dad took, you know,
the easy way out when I was younger.

I've always, like,
my dad left just 'cause he left.

I never blamed him.

Until, like,
recently I was thinking about it.

I was like, "No, he was weak."

He didn't want to be in the US
and suffer with us,

and build a new life with his family.

But he wants to go back to China
and live his comfortable lifestyle.

And so he would leave,
you know, his kid and his wife.

[Bethany] Right there, what you just said

is so profound.

[Kelly] Yeah.

It's at the heart
of what we're talking about.

This is your life lesson,

that you stop making excuses.

I, for sure, made excuses
for people my whole life.

[Bethany] Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

Your history was broken.
your relationship was broken,

but that doesn't mean you're broken.

So can you see, this is about you learning
to be honest with yourself.

Because if you can't be honest
with yourself,

and you keep making excuses
for the men in your life,

you'll keep repeating the pattern.

That's why I want you to be more grounded
in your feelings and body

so that you don't repeat
the same mistakes.

Yeah. [sniffles]

If you can't feel, you cannot change.

In the past, I've always looked
for relationships that define me.

Now I want to do things differently.

And instead of putting all my energy,

and time, and emotions,
into helping somebody else,

I should be helping myself
and look within,

looking at the problems I have.

And, you know, and just try
to be a better version of myself.

If you have strong feelings, let them out.

Even if you have to,
you know, set your hair on fire

and run around the block screaming.

You know, let your feelings out.

I definitely see things
a lot more clearly now,

and I definitely know that that's not
the type of person I want to ever be with.

And I don't want to be back
in a relationship

or get back into a similar relationship.

[vibrant music playing]

[Kevin] Ooh, I like this.

[Kim] Wow.

No! You're hitting the…

-We stopped?
-[Kim] Yeah.

Okay, good. You got it.

[Kim] That was so far.

[Kevin] I know. I know.

This is so pretty.

[Kim] Oh, it's pretty.

Thanks. It's really cute.

This date is so different

than what I do with girls
on our first date.

I mean, I'm putting
a lot of effort into this one,

with no expectation
of even a kiss afterwards.

That would be nice though.

All right, let's go to your room first.

I'll be right next door
if you need anything, feel better.

-See ya.
-[Kim] See you.

[sighs]

[phone rings]

[voice] Please leave your message
for three, two, three…

Kane, help.

Wassup!

Dude, I just got here with Kim.

You're in Solvang?
What did you guys do in the car?

I know it's a long drive there.

I know. She slept for an hour.

She had to, she wasn't feeling good.

This was our first road trip, she said.
Dude, that's like--

[Kane] It's cool she's doing something
you would do.

Yeah, I know. I know.

I think we're gonna head into town,
gonna go out to dinner.

[phone ringing]

-Kane?
-[voice] Please leave your mess--

Oh my God.

Wait. What's going on?
Why is she calling me? I don't understand.

She's calling you too?
Yo, make a three-way call.

[Kane] No, I'm not gonna do that.
I respect her too much.

-Hold on, can I call you later?
-Bye.

[phone ringing]

-Kane!
-[Kane] Hold on, wait.

[Kim] You hear me?

-[Kane] Yes.
-[Kim] Where are you?

[Kane] I'm in a car. Kevin just called me.
Why aren't you guys calling me together?

He's calling you too?

[Kane] He called me. He FaceTimed me.

[Kim] He got me in the middle of nowhere.
If something happens to me, I don't know--

[Kane] What do you mean?
What's gonna happen?

I don't know.
It's like we're in the middle of nowhere.

I told him, "Out of all places
you could have took me,

why are we in the middle of nowhere?"

[Kane] Yeah, do you like, want me to…?
How's everything there?

It looks like a cool city. He showed me
pictures of it, but, like, I don't know.

I mean, it's pretty, don't get me wrong,
but like, I don't know.

I shouldn't be that nervous,
but I haven't gone on a date in so long,

and a lot can go wrong

if you've never hung out with somebody,

and all of a sudden
you spend 24 hours with them.

I'm already thinking the worst, right?
That's not good. [laughs]

[Kane] I understand, take your time,

and, like, you know, if you're
obviously uncomfortable, call me.

I'll, you know, I mean, we can

obviously get you a helicopter
or a train out there, so…

I think that it's a great thing
that Kevin and Kim are going to Solvang.

'Cause I do feel like Kim will find out
that they're better off as friends,

because I don't think he's ready
to settle with anyone at this moment.

Basically, Kevin's a man-wh*re.

[laughing]

[Kim laughing]

Duh.

♪ I can feel it coming over me ♪

♪ Like it's not what's supposed to be… ♪

[Kelly] Hi!

-Hi.
-How are you?

-I'm so excited to be meeting you.
-You have no idea how excited I am.

I couldn't sleep last night.
I was so excited.

[Lauren] Really? That makes me happy
because I didn't sleep either.

[Kelly] My gosh. Have a seat.

-Stunning.
-Thanks.

We're about to start construction,
so this whole place will be gutted.

-Okay.
-Next time, it'll be different.

-Okay.
-[Kelly] I have no idea what to expect.

I recently, um, went to see my therapist.

She said I need to work more on, like,

more confidence
and also be grounded in my body

and like, stay present in my body,
and I'm like, "What does that even mean?"

She was like, "You definitely need help."

That's where you come in.
I'm really excited but a little scared.

Okay, I can tell you what I do first,

and then that will probably ease

some of your tension or nervousness.

Okay.

Because what I do is,

it sounds crazy, but it's a sexual
confidence and personal power coach.

And I basically just walk people
onto their feminine,

-sexy journey.
-Okay. Okay.

-It's very rooted in your personal power.
-Okay.

So I want to hear
about how you feel about your sexuality.

What do you want to improve on?

Well, first of all, I haven't had
any action at all for, like, ever.

Okay, so including with yourself?

Oh, no. That doesn't… Does that count?

-[Lauren] I think it counts.
-My vibrator is working overtime.

Okay, her… Okay, that's good.

The good thing is
I don't have to pay for overtime. [laughs]

[laughs] You're like, in your kitchen,

on your couch, on the table.

[laughs] Vacuuming, okay.

[Kelly] Not that excess, but, yeah.

No, of course, that's a given, I think.

I think everybody should have a vibrator.
Every woman should have a vibrator.

Okay, so what I would like to do is,
we are going to ground.

I want to literally sun our buttholes.

[chuckles]

-Have you heard of this before?
-I've never heard of that.

So it's called sunning your perineum.

It is actually a Tibetan
Eastern ancient experience,

and what it does is it brings prana,

it brings energy from the sun, to regulate
our sexuality to feel powerful.

-All right.
-[laughs]

So with that,
let's get changed into something

that you can take your pants off
and not be completely naked.

Okay, all right.

Not sure this is what Dr. Bethany means
when she said I need to ground myself.

But for me right now it's the, you know,
the year of the yes, so why not?

It wouldn't hurt.

-Are you ready?
-What are we doing?

[Lauren] What we're going to do
is we're going to take our pants off.

-[Kelly] Take our underwears off?
-We're putting our buttholes to the sun!

What if there's bugs
that crawl in our butt?

I don't think there will be.

-[Kelly] All right.
-I'll do it with you.

So it'll be weird together. [laughs]

[Kelly] Let's do this.

-What do we do?
-[Lauren] You're doing so great.

So as we're laying here,
go ahead and get comfortable.

Let's bring our feet to the earth,
and bend your knees.

You can go ahead
and allow the sun, just like this,

to sun your womanhood.

[Kelly] I'm sunbathing my vag*na!

-[Lauren laughs] How does it feel?
-I've never done this in my life.

-I don't think I'll do it again but okay.
-[Lauren] Isn't it crazy?

So let's bring our legs up like this.

We're literally gonna do
happy baby like towards the sky.

-[Kelly] Isn't happy baby like this?
-Yes.

[Lauren] Do you feel the sun

just, like, charging your body
and feeling great?

-[Kelly] I feel warm. Is that charging?
-[Lauren] Yes. Yes, it is.

This is definitely a memorable experience.

-[Lauren laughs] Yeah.
-This is beyond what I had imagined.

-[Lauren] Let's move to the mirror.
-Okay.

I'd like you to scream some affirmations
with me, okay? [chuckles]

I'd like you to repeat after me.

[sighs deeply] Okay, ready? Inhale.

Exhale.

[sighing]

[Lauren] I am sexy.

I am sexy.

[Lauren] And my voice matters.

And my voice matters.

Good.

[Lauren] I am worthy.

I am worthy.

[Lauren] I am beautiful.

I am beautiful.

I am powerful in my body.

I am powerful in my body.

[Lauren] Yes.

Okay, now together we're going
to scream at the top of our lungs.

-Okay, ready?
-What's the first one?

I trust myself.

I want you to really imagine these words

coming up from your uterus,
from your vag*na.

-Really from your feminine center, okay?
-Okay.

-One…
-[exhales]

…two, three.

-I trust myself! [chuckles]
-I trust myself!

-Good, again. That same one.
-Okay.

-I trust myself!
-I trust myself!

[upbeat music playing]

-[Kim] Do you eat oysters? You do?
-[Kevin] I do.

-Is it too high-end?
-[Kim] A little, for you.

-[Kevin] Really?
-[Kim] I'm joking.

Up.

Thanks for having me. This is really nice.

-Oh, it tastes good with all that stuff.
-Mm-hm.

[people speaking indistinctly]

[slurps, coughs]

-Calm down! Are you okay?
-[Kevin] I'm sorry.

I'm eating it
before he takes it away from me.

[laughs]

It's hilarious
going to eat with Kevin sometimes.

It's like he starves himself
all day or something.

You know we can order more, you know?

[chuckles]

It's so cute and sad
at the same time. [chuckles]

-[Kevin] I don't want to assume anything…
-What?

…but what

do you want in a relationship?

The new Kim is looking for real.

-[Kevin] Real?
-Yeah, you can be successful.

But what's the point of having a person
that's not loyal, not honest to you?

He's gotta be funny too.
He's gotta have a sense of humor.

Right, yeah.

Yeah, he's got to be cute. [laughs]

[Kevin] I'm very much like you.

Like, I really like somebody
who's grounded,

a good head
on their shoulders, good values--

-You don't care about looks?
-[Kevin] Looks obviously matters.

You're obviously very beautiful.

That's not the first thing
I noticed about you.

[Kim] What did you notice?

[laughs]

-It's the laugh.
-What? My laugh?

-Yeah.
-[Kim] What about it?

I like it.

And, um, when we first met, especially.

I went straight to just being friends

'cause I never thought someone like you
would be interested in someone like me.

Really?

Like, the guys you dated,

like the résumé would have just been like,
blah, blah, blah, and then Kevin.

My ex-girlfriend
who was also Vietnamese, I mean we dated.

Oh, right.

But at the end,
she told me I wasn't up to her level.

Do you think that affected you?

I want to be a rock for someone.

I don't want to be a rock
weighing someone down.

Sometimes it's not about your status.

Not all women care about status.

It's really how you carry yourself.

You gotta remind yourself,
everyone's journey is very different.

[Kevin] Yeah.

I always thought Kevin is just
so great at communicating, you know.

Like there's never a dull moment
between me and Kevin, you know.

Obviously the chemistry's there.

We laugh. We have fun.

So I think that's what I like
about what we have.

I appreciate you, you know,

opening up.

And, um,
I didn't know this other side of you.

You said you want a guy
who's honest, right?

Oh, yeah.

And I want to be really honest
with you from this point on.

There's another layer
that I think you should know about.

And that's like,

I am sober and, like,

I'm in a 12-step program.

Like AA?

AA stuff, yeah.

Wow.

Going to meetings every day,

I have a sponsor.

[clicks lips]

[exhales sharply] Yeah.

If anything, that's inspiring.

The fact that you're trying,

that you put an effort,

I'm all for that.

I've told a lot of girls on dates
about me being sober.

It never seems to get easier.

I mean, the fact that I tell Kim
that I'm sober, and she's just like,

"Man, I respect that,"

it just made me feel
really good because now I realize

my impression of Kim is right.

Like, she is a genuine person.

And I think that's just a clear sign
of, like, this is special.

I just want you to know,
like, I want to take it more seriously.

Like truly.

I'd really… I'm just going to say it,

what do you think

about, um, like, letting me know,

like, what I can do
to make you feel more assured

and, like, that I would
take this more seriously?

Let me see your phone.

What do you wanna see?

-Social media.
-I don't have my phone.

-Where's your phone?
-[Kevin] It's in the car.

Like literally, it's in the car.

[Kim] What a coincidence.
Your phone's in your car.

[Kevin] I'm being serious.
I would let you see my phone.

-[Kim] You would do that?
-I would.

When I find someone, I close all doors.

Even the back door?

I can't promise that.
I like the back door.

[both laugh]

[uneasy music playing]

[Christine] Thank you for coming.
So are you Japanese?

-[Chef] I am.
-Oh.

-Do you speak Japanese?
-[speaks Japanese]

-Ah. I don't. I'm sorry.
-[laughs]

Oh, coming, coming.

Can I take those flowers?

-These are actually from Provence.
-Oh, really?

They're picked in Provence,
and so this has a symbolic meaning.

-It's called Pope's flower or something.
-Wow.

So actually, I really am thankful
for you sharing with me about your mom.

And this is something small
to remind you of your mom, so…

Aw.

Oh my gosh, you're so sweet.

Oh my gosh. [gasps]

[Kane] You can change the initials.

I asked Dr. Chiu,
"What's your mom's initials?"

It's something that you can look
at it, and it's going to be forever.

-This is so sweet.
-Real diamonds. [laughs]

This is so sweet.

My mom passed a year ago.

I wish I had one more second,
one more millisecond with my mother.

All of my clothes, all of my shoes,
all of my jewelry, all of my cars,

I would trade it all for my mom.

And I think about that every single day.

My parents were always
really busy when I was a kid.

I think the only time
I got to spend with my mom

was when she was making mochi.

Kane has really shown himself
to be a good friend

and has reached out
during really tough times.

So I can't wait
to spend some time with him.

Mochi, actually, is seasonal. Uh…

Special occasion we do in Japan.

Those one and eating in The New Year.
So they're holding wealth.

So, the bigger the mochi,
the more wealth? Or is there a--

-It's not about size.
-Sometimes it is.

[laughing]

[Kane] Chef, you do one,
Christina and I do one, you judge.

[chef] Okay.

-Oh, no, chef, this is a competition.
-What?

[Kane] Are you ready?

Gold.

What?

-f*ck yes.
-[Christine] How did you get gold?

Where did you whip that out?

Oh, I got an idea.

-You just wait.
-[Kane laughs]

Judging my mochi,
it's going to be beautiful.

Look, Christine, look!
It's like a b*ll s*ck.

[both laugh]

Kane.

-Eat it. I'll teach you a trick.
-You are destroying Japanese--

[Kane] No, it's my artwork, hold on.

I'm going to name it.

-No, this is--
-Wait, are you done--

-This is like a modern interpretation.
-[Kane] No!

-[Christine] I'm gonna…
-[Kane] My God, I can't win that.

All right, chef, are you ready?

This is a mochi made of love,

compassion…

[chef] Compassion?

[laughing]

[Christine] He's like, "Where's the door?"

Chef, you said that mochis are a symbol

of wealth and prosperity.

[Kane] You win.

And I present you,

the blingiest f*cking mochi ever!

[laughing]

You win at that. [laughs]

-Okay.
-Okay, I take it home.

[laughing]

[vibrant music playing]

[Jaime] Hello.

These are my friends.
This is Athena and June.

I brought them with me.

This is the first look. Uh…

We're gonna do
some digital film, as usual.

[Jaime] Yeah.

Yoshi is a photographer I met last year.

And I love him
because he's so kind and funny,

and him and I are very good
at kinda collaborating on ideas

and coming up with something cool,
which is what I love.

[Yoshi] Crazy, right there on that.

Higher, there you go.

Right there, love that.

A few more.

And fire.

Go and change. Yeah, Anna is supposed
to be here, but she's, like, always late.

Hi, guys.

-[Jaime] Anna, you're here.
-Yes, on time.

[laughing]

[Jaime] Hello! Good to see you. It's so--

-Hi, how are you? [kisses]
-You smell good. Good to see you.

[Anna] Nice to see you.

This is my go-to photographer here, Yoshi.

-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

-You have a Japanese name, Yoshi.
-[Anna] I know.

-[in Japanese] You're half?
-I'm half Japanese.

-Do you speak Japanese?
-A little bit.

[Nicola] So, you speak some.

-[in English] I don't.
-[laughing]

No, of course you-- you're not Japanese.

-I know. I only know--
-We are Japanese.

-A little bit.
-Half.

-[Anna] We're all half.
-All right. Wanna take some pictures?

-I'd like to watch you.
-You wanna watch me take pictures?

I already took some. I should change
because I took a bunch in this outfit.

[Anna] Jaime is so much fun.

And we have so many things in common.

Unlike some people that we seem to know.

I don't need to hear gossip,

and neither does Jaime.

She doesn't play all this bullshit game.

It's just so refreshing.

It's, like, falling off my… Okay.

[Anna] Jaime, why are you doing this?

Huh? Oh, for content.

-What content?
-I don't know.

Like, you know, for Instagram.

-Instagram?
-[Jaime] Yeah.

-How now?
-I'll have to teach you.

No, I know like, you know, uh…

-You have--
-I'm too old for this.

-You can't be too old for Instagram.
-Yes.

[Jaime] Mm…

Even my dad has one.

-I'm older than your father.
-[all laugh]

I'm older than your father.

[laughing]

I… [laughs]

I, I feel like
you need to get more into it.

'Cause you have a young,
fun energy. And people like that, so…

[Nicola] That looks amazing.

Right?

I know, that and I need
some photos to add some--

All right, okay.

-[Jaime] Yeah.
-This is cool.

Damn, this is cool.

My family is pretty serious,

and they all kinda
just do their own thing.

So I'm so happy to have developed
a friendship with Anna,

who also loves to do crazy, spontaneous
things and adventures with me.

She's like my LA mom,
and a more fun version of my real mom.

[Yoshi] Right there.

Yes, yes.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

[shutter clicking]

Love that, right there.

Perfect.

[Nicola] Check it out.

This would be cute
for a story on Instagram.

-[Jaime] For Instagram story.
-Tell her how to do it.

Now to do it on Instagram, go to the app,

click on "post,"

then you press "select multiple," right?

Now tap on that one.

There. You click "next."

Okay, now you have to think of a caption.

Here, I'm really bad at captions,
so I just put some emojis.

You don't want to be like Christine
or Kane and do those really long ones,

with the big deep quotes
'cause nobody even reads that anyway.

This is the first thing people will see.

How about alien emojis, the green ones?

Yeah, or I'll put a bunch
of random green emojis.

Like, I put, like, an avocado.

You can do the frog.

[Anna] Oh, yeah.

[Jaime] The frog.
And there's, like, some broccoli.

Then you click "share," and then it posts.

-Ready?
-Here?

-Yeah. Ready, it's…
-Ready?

-[Anna] Go.
-[Jaime] You press it.

Oops. No, press…

It's not let… [chuckles]

Oops.

[Anna] I don't understand it.

[Jaime] Mmm…

[Anna] Uh-oh.

Oh, okay, it posted.

-Yay!
-Yeah, we did it!

[Nicola] 251 likes.

Crazy sh*t!

Yeah, it's cool, right?

[Anna] This is so much fun.

[Jaime] I know, it's fun.

I just think that Jaime
is f*cking amazing.

She's genius. She's creative.

She's funny.

And when I see her,
I feel sometimes it reminds me

of the things that I would do.

I'm looking.

[bell dings]

-I think maybe--
-[gasps]

-I, I was almost… Oh my gosh!
-[yells]

We are several decades apart…

sh*t! [laughs]

…but it doesn't seem like it.

[screaming, cheering]

-[Anna] Oh my gosh!
-[Jaime] Okay, I got it!

-[Anna] Don't move.
-[Jaime] I'm not moving.

-[Nicola] Are they coming back?
-[Anna speaking indistinctly]

[vibrant music playing]

♪ I drop like Muhammad Ali ♪

♪ There's Kim Lee ♪

[Kim] It's so cold.

Ooh, this is fun!

Yeah.

[Kim] I've never done this in my life.

Ever? This is your first?
God, so many firsts today, huh?

I know. You popped my cherry
on everything tonight.

-[Kevin] It's very memorable.
-[Kim laughs]

Wait, it's melting.

-Not supposed to put it all the way.
-[screams]

Wait, we got an emergency
graham cr*cker situation.

-Ready? There we are.
-It looks like someone's saggy ba*ls.

[Kim laughs]

-What ba*ls are you looking at?
-[laughing]

I definitely feel my attraction
towards Kim is way more than physical.

Because to be real, I know she's hot,

but I never really felt
that physically attracted to her.

And as we get to share more
of each other's life experiences together,

I mean, it's like magic
connecting with her.

Right?

This is very good. [chuckles]

I wish I would have booked two nights.

[Kim] Can't believe
we're leaving tomorrow already.

-Yeah, I know. I know.
-Hm?

Before I turned three, around the time
as my birthday, I came to the US.

You still remember?

I still remember, like in my dad's arms,

coming into my home for the first time,
and just being scared.

You were like, "Who are these people?"

I don't think I was like,
"Who are these people?"

-Like--
-Where are you going?

[Kevin] Yeah.

Like, "What's going to happen from here?"

And, uh, shortly after, my mom
had my brother about a month later.

-Whoa.
-Yeah, and he's white.

He's biological.

He not once told me,
like, "You're adopted."

That's a good thing. They look at you
as their brother. That's a good thing.

Thank you.

[laughing]

Can you stop eating? [laughs]

You have a piece in your mouth here.

Like right here.

You got a long tongue.

Jesus Christ.

-Tonight was so much fun.
-[Kevin] Yeah.

I honestly didn't think
it'll turn out like this.

-[Kevin] I would've given you a ride.
-If I said, "You're boring. Take me back"?

-Yeah, if you really--
-[Kim] In that case, let's go back now.

[laughing]

No, no, I'm joking. No.

Um…

Yeah, it's, um…
You definitely surprised me tonight.

I think you did too for me.

You're not just…

I don't look at you as just, a f*ck boy.

[laughing]

-Is that originally what you thought?
-[Kim] Yes!

Really?

Yeah, but I didn't think…

Yeah.

♪ Why, why, why, why
Do we fight all day and all night? ♪

♪ We should be making sweet love
All day and all night ♪

♪ Why, why, why, why
Do we fight all day and all night? ♪

♪ The sun went Gaylon ♪

♪ We should be making sweet love ♪

♪ The sun went Gaylon ♪

♪ We should be making sweet love ♪