01x01 - Astroland

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The following programme
contains strong language.

Ah!

Ah!

No, no.

No, I don't do coke.

Come on, come on. Come on.

Come on, come on. Come on.

Give me the money.

Give me the money.

Tell him that it would not be smart
to k*ll two German diplomats.

Tell him that it would not be smart
to k*ll two German diplomats.

A lot of people know we're here.

Mm?

Where have you been, guys?

I've been waiting for you
the whole day.

I've been waiting for you
the whole day.

Oh, no, David!
Please, change the channel.

Oh, no, David!
Please, change the channel.

Come on, please. Oh.

Hey, I like that tune, baby!

Are you European Peace Corps?
No.

I'm Felix. You must be Tuuli.

I'm Felix. You must be Tuuli.

Yes.

Come on.

This is Svensson.
Hey. Ah.

No, no, from Germany.
I'm Mark. Mark Svensson.

No, no, from Germany.
I'm Mark. Mark Svensson.

This is David, our driver,
guard, guide and...friend.

Welcome to Colombia.

Welcome to Colombia.

Let me help.
Ah.

Thanks for picking me up.
Yeah, sure.

I mean, he didn't want to, but -
What? YOU didn't want to!

I mean, he didn't want to, but -
What? YOU didn't want to!

Yeah, right. I didn't want to.
But now I am really glad. Come on.

I can help you.
Thanks.

I can help you.
Thanks.

So, yeah. Please take a seat.

Thank you so much.

Baggage?
No, no luggage.

How long have you been here?

How long have you been here?

Well, I'm here half a year.

It's part of my masters
for international development.

Fortunately, my best friend here
joined me. Five weeks ago.

Fortunately, my best friend here
joined me. Five weeks ago.

I think he is doing something
with books.

I'm studying literature -
English and German literature.

I'm studying literature -
English and German literature.

And you? What about you? Are you...
Still go to university? Yeah.

I'm in med school.
It's my fourth year. In Turku.

I'm in med school.
It's my fourth year. In Turku.

How did you come up with the amazing
idea to join the Peace Corps

and work your a*s off for no money?

and work your a*s off for no money?

Well, I thought it was a good idea
until I saw you guys.

But now I'm here. So, too late.

But now I'm here. So, too late.

What are you listening to?
Different stuff.

Just now, some Finnish Tango.

Just now, some Finnish Tango.

Now, that sounds good.
Let's put it on.

Hey, David!

So, welcome to Santa Marta.

Thank you.
That's it. We're there.

Thank you.
That's it. We're there.

Who is Santos?
He is a son of a b*tch.

He's...Head of Police,
and he's running for mayor.

How was your trip, guys?

And you must be Tuuli, am I right?

Yes, si.

Yes, si.

Tuuli, excuse me,
the sink is blocked.

I am Padre Valdarama.

Hi.
Not only the House Janitor.

Hi.
Not only the House Janitor.

Come in. Let me show you around.

Tuuli, we'll continue with
the antibiotic ointment.

Tuuli, we'll continue with
the antibiotic ointment.

Shouldn't she be in hospital?
She could lose that arm.

Yes, I know.

Yes, I know.

But...who would pay for that?

But we cannot just let her...
We cannot work wonders for everyone.

But we cannot just let her...
We cannot work wonders for everyone.

We can only ease the pain.

That's the reality of the situation.

OK.

Si.

Si.

Let's have a party tonight!
We have to celebrate this!

The woman who we met before?
Yeah.

The woman who we met before?
Yeah.

Please.

I will get so fat here.

Did you know that
I am fluently in Finnish?

Really? No.
Yeah.

You want another one?

Yeah, sure.

No, no, no speak?
Ay, Hello.

Nice moustache.

Come on, let's dance.

Come on, let's dance.

Can I swap in here?
Oh!

Mm.

Ciao, Conti!

Ciao, Conti!

Ciao, Tuuli.

Mm-hm.

Ciao.
Ciao.

Ciao.
Ciao.

-Ciao. Ciao.
-Ciao.

f*ck.

f*ck.

What do those idiots want?

f*ck.

Are you f*cking kidding?!

Are you f*cking kidding?!

What are you doing?

They won't...They won't search you.
What...

Papers. Come on, papers!

Come on, come on.

Come on.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah, I'm from Finland.

Really? No?

And if we check...

Eh?!

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

OK.

A bag of weed!

A f*cking g*n!

Go!

Hi.
Tuuli. Kiki.

Hi.
Tuuli. Kiki.

Welcome back.

Thank you.

Yeah, I have brought somebody
with me, Kiki. This is Daniel.

Yeah, I have brought somebody
with me, Kiki. This is Daniel.

Daniel, Kiki.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

I'll take care of it.

So, how was your trip?
Fine.

Sami didn't throw up.
Oh, good.

Sami didn't throw up.
Oh, good.

Until the second flight.
Oh, great.

I've tried to take good care
of the garden. Good.

I've tried to take good care
of the garden. Good.

I've got your room ready for you.

Er... I'd rather stay in the
guestroom with Sami...if that's OK.

Er... I'd rather stay in the
guestroom with Sami...if that's OK.

Of course.
Maybe Daniel can stay there?

Sure.

Would you show Daniel to his room
while I put the stuff
in the kitchen?

OK.

My name is.

Mein Name ist?

No, that's OK.

Hey.
Hey.

You went outside today?
Yeah.

You went outside today?
Yeah.

It's not a great atmosphere
out there, let me tell you.

Yeah.

Santos will win,
all hell will break loose.

Santos will win,
all hell will break loose.

It doesn't matter who wins.

There will be trouble anyway.

There will be trouble anyway.

Red, blue...trouble.

Do you know what I miss?
What?

What?

What?

You eat them
with butter and...egg on top,

You eat them
with butter and...egg on top,

What's going on?

You're high?
Yes, maybe.

You're high?
Yes, maybe.

Don't you miss anything?

I don't think so.

No.
Come on.

No, I'm serious.
I don't miss a thing.

No, I'm serious.
I don't miss a thing.

Well, then you are not a human
if you don't. What else could I be?

Well, then you are not a human
if you don't. What else could I be?

A person has to miss something.

You.

I miss you.

We need to get him to the hospital.
Quick. We need a car!

He's not gonna make it anyway.
Come on! He will bleed to death.

Let's lift him up.

Let's lift him up.

f*ck.

Shh, shh.

Shh, shh.

OK. Shh, shh.

David?

David.

David.

Stop that sh*t!

Stop that sh*t!

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy?

We need the car!

What happened?
We just found him here.

What happened?
We just found him here.

Christ's sake, it's Santos!
He's alive.

We need to get him
to the hospital now. I know.

Santos.

f*ck.

No, no, no, no. No, no.
You stay here.

No, no, no, no. No, no.
You stay here.

No-one to see you. Close the door,
lock the gate. And keep quiet.

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