01x01 - The Summer with the Cidiot

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♪ Summer in the Hamptons ♪

♪ Million dollar mansions ♪

♪ Like ooh
Pink skies in the rear view ♪

♪ Back on the seat
He got the keys yeah ♪

The Hamptons: The summer playground

of the rich and famous.

Where crowds in cities with money to burn

drive in bumper-to-bumper traffic

to come rent our houses,
take over our beaches,

and pack our restaurants to order
over-priced lobster rolls.

But it's also where I grew up.

My name's Avery and I'm from West Hampton.

I'm what you call a local.

And this is my crew.

Emelye and I have been inseparable

since seventh grade.

- I love you.
- I just want to say hi.

But then I left for
my freshman year at Tulane

while Emelye stayed home

and moved in with her boyfriend Hunter.

How's my hair look, Ems?

It looks so good.

Meanwhile,
Juliet just graduated from college

and is hoping to move in
with her boyfriend,

the one that her dad refuses
to acknowledge.

I called him sexist,

as*h*le, and I've never spoken
to my dad like that. Ever.

Juliet and Reid have been besties
since middle school.

Actually, Reid's everyone's best friend.

Thank you so much, you're the best!

Until he isn't.

I'm a fake a*s b*tch.

I met Milo, Shannon, and Lottie

at a party in New York City.

They grew up in Sag Harbor,

which is on the Bay Side of the Hamptons.

And fun fact: Milo and Reid
hooked up one night

a couple of months ago but
haven't seen each other since.

I wish I could get a guy to fall in love
with me after two dates,

I don't care if he's crazy.

Habs is from Sag Harbor, too.

He's the baby of the group,

and is leaving for college in the fall.

This summer, I'm trying to be like, "Go!"

Habs, Reid, and I are all working together

at Docker's this summer with Frankie,

who grew up catching waves
in East Hampton.

But he's more than just a
typical surfer dude.

I'm a deep person.
Like, I'm very spiritual.

And then there's this guy, Ilan.

He's not from around here.

- Welcome to the Hamptons.
- Oh, thank you, thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Does that mean I made it
to the next round?

He's... a cidiot.

And it's gonna be a minute

before he fits into our Hamptons.

You're coming from the f*cking
city, you don't know sh*t!

And you're f*cking tiny.

- Just watch yourself.
- Don't f*cking touch me.

But I'm getting ahead of myself.

At the start of the summer,

it was still sun, surf, and good vibes.

Ow!

♪ Summer in the Hamptons ♪

♪ Wild and free
Rides like a dream yeah ♪

♪ Get
It feels so right ♪

♪ We gonna make it hype ♪

♪ Do you
And live your life ♪

♪ Everybody when we go on ♪

♪ Just live your life ♪

♪ Can you feel it? ♪

♪ Can you feel it? ♪

So our specialty is
our carnival cone.

Okay.

Hi. Hello.

- How are you?
- It's so good to see you.

- You, too.
- What are you getting?

She said the carnival cone's really good.

- Yeah?
- All right, then we'll do two of those.

- Thank you.
- Enjoy.

- Where should we sit, over there?
- Yeah.

This is mad good.

I can't do anything in these heels.

I know, I'm, like, wearing ugly
bands and you're, like,

Wait. We have a situation.

I, like, don't know what to do right now.

- Yeah, I don't know.
- We're just gonna yum it.

Oh, my God.

I missed you.

I missed you, too.

So how do you feel to be home again?

I don't know.

I'm, like, happy to be home
because it's like,

you know, it's a home,
but I also, I realize

how much I've grown out of it.

Everyone is so cliquey...

Like, you're not gonna be friends with

your high school best friends forever.

Like, yeah, maybe one, you know?

But, like, I made such a great
group of friends down in Tulane.

And I just feel like whenever
I'm here, I'm always so stuck.

Like, everyone knows everyone
and it's like,

they're so content with staying
where they are

that they don't do sh*t.

Like I am so over, like, the town...

I don't know how you've stay here.

I don't know how you have.

It's just for Hunter.

The only thing that I would want

from going to school is like,
making really good friends.

But Hunter is, literally, like,
my best friend.

Yeah. How is Hunter?

He's awesome.

- Is he?
- Yeah.

He's so sweet. He's so cute.

He is but he's also like a raging...

What's that supposed to mean, mate?

Well, I was thinking back to, like, um...

When Hunter would beat
the sh*t out of anyone?

Yes. Literally.

I mean, he used to pop off a little bit.

He was, like, a menace to society.

I know, but he's a changed man.

- I don't know.
- Okay, well, we just moved into the place

- and it's like...
- I know. And moving in is huge. That's...

It's nice. Like, I like it
because it's just, like, freedom.

Like, we could literally do
whatever we want at all times.

- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?

- Oh, baby.
- Oh, baby.

- Um, but...
- I can't wait for this summer.

Yes!

I just can't wait to see you in action.

- I know.
- Again.

Last summer was f*ck' insane.

Best summer of my life.

I've never seen you so f*ck'
crazy in my life, like.

I would turn around and you
would be f*cking, like,

hooking up with some random
dude. I'm like, "Oh."

- Yeah.
- I'm just dancing right next to you.

I'm gonna take a viddy.

You like literally didn't
give a f*ck about anything.

I know. But, like, now
I'm pre-med so it's, like,

I feel like I started to give
too much of a f*ck about things.

No...

- You gotta let that go.
- Yeah.

And just have fun and go out.

I do want to have fun this summer.

I'm just, like, thinking too much into it.

I'mma be your wing woman, baby.

Your wing woman, baby.

I would love if we all went out again.

Wait. Let's do a bonfire.

We should do that.

- Well, me, you, Hunter...
- That's so him.

Um, I'm gonna text Reid,
Milo, and the Docker's crew, so...

I feel like maybe working at Docker's,

you can find some cutie boys.

Some cutie men.

Some cutie men?

We'll see.

- Hey!
- Hey, Mom.

I just got to the Hamptons.

Pretty amazing.

So where are you right now?

Um, that's actually such a great question.

I have no f*ck' idea.

Are you driving carefully?

Yes, but you know I'm horrible
with navigation.

Yeah, and that worries me.

And that's why I say drive carefully,
because I don't want you, like...

I... I know.

To be looking at your phone
while you're driving.

But that's why they have Google maps.

Okay.

You know, obviously, like,
there was traffic

coming out of the city,

but this place is absolutely
gorgeous, so I'm excited

to be working at Docker's all summer,

like, right next to the ocean,
every single day.

I mean, life really just
doesn't get much better.

You know, and I start work tomorrow.

Oh, I'm so excited for you.

I know, I know. Me, too. Me, too.

Yeah.

I mean, it'd be good to
have something to do

and, like, meet some new people.

This summer, it's...

Well, I know that you're recovering
from a bad breakup, and so you seem...

All right, relax, it's not
a "bad breakup," bro,

like what are you talking about?

Okay, okay, Ilan...

Okay, fine. Like, she's still
in my head and everything,

Uh-huh.

But, like, you know,
it's Hot Boy Summer, Mama.

Ilan...

no "Hot Boy Summer"!

You treat those women respectfully...

Obviously.

Because you know what you
would want for your sister, okay?

I agree with you completely, like,

I... I just... I haven' figured out,
like, this summer

like, am I looking for love?

Am I looking for, just like, hookups?

Am I looking for just like,
like I don't know!

You don't have to be
looking for anything!

That's fair, that's fair.

Just keep an open mind
and an open heart...

and make sure you tell me
absolutely everything...

because you know I love
to be informed at all times.

Yeah, I know, but you ask for
specifics all the time

and it's like, bro, it's just
like, don't do that.

Whatever.

Everybody get some
rest from yesterday?

Oh, yeah, I did. I got a little.

I know it was super busy,

the weather has been getting
better and better out here,

and people are out.

We want to give them
the best experience ever.

All right, Frankie and Habs,
you're gonna be at the paddle board today.

Reid, you're gonna be our lifeguard.

And then, Avery, you're gonna show.

Ilan, when he gets here, the ropes.

And I think we're set up for today.

- All good.
- That's a good deal.

All right, guys, right on.

- Hi, Avery.
- Hey!

- How are you?
- Great.

- Y-you need any help with something?
- Um...

Can I ask you to put the chips up there?

- I can't reach it.
- Of course. Yeah.

You got a couple inches on me.

It's close.

But...

What up, what up, what up?

Hello!

- How we doin?
- Good morning.

- Ilan.
- Avery.

- Nice to meet you.
- Okay, you ready?

First day on the job.
How long have you been here?

I've been here a couple summers now.

You're gonna go right step first.

There you go.

We're gonna launch you upstream.

Our ice bucket's over here

and usually we'll try and keep it full

- of wine.
- Very nice.

- Yeah.
- 2019 Sauvignon Blanc.

Only the best, only the best.

- Paddle straight that way into the wind.
- Nice, now just keep going.

If you want less wind,
stay toward the land.

Have you worked at, like,
a restaurant before? Or...

I worked at this restaurant, Pierre's...

- Okay.
- For, like, three weeks,

and the relationship
didn't work out, you know.

- We-we broke up...
- It happens to the best of us.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

So I have a little,
a little previous exposure,

- like, serving water. You know?
- Okay. Well...

So I know how to do that.

It's definitely that's...

Some days better than others.

Honestly, working here,
it's nice, 'cause you know,

I'm gonna be a senior
next year, so you know,

- just trying to have fun.
- Awesome.

- With my last summer as a young adult.
- Yeah.

Before you have to actually
start adulting and doing stuff?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

Exactly.

- Oh. Hey, how are you guys?
- How you doing?

- Good.
- Uh, can I get a lemonade?

That sounds good. Can you make it two?

- Yeah.
- Yes, of course. Of course.

Do you wanna do that
and I'll go make 'em for them?

Yeah, I gotcha.

- Lovely day.
- Yeah.

How we doing, guys?

- Pretty good.
- Good, good.

Um, okay.

Let's see.

So, you guys are having a lemonade?

Um, yeah.

How do we do this?

Okay, click that.

Then you're gonna click print and pay.

And it'll print something for you.

So, I actually just started working here.

- Oh, gotcha.
- Um, but...

I seem like a vet, though, right?

- Yeah!
- Right?

- Thank you.
- Yeah, of course.

- Have a nice day.
- Have a good one. Enjoy.

How was that? I did all right, right?

- Heart pounding a little bit?
- Yeah, a little bit.

I feel like they like me though, right?

No, I think you did really good.

Yeah, I kinda like
the thought of meeting new people,

you know, 'cause I'm basically

just getting out of
a two-year relationship,

and...

my ex-girlfriend, you know,
one of those things,

it's like we're kinda just like mutual.

We both just knew there wasn't a future.

- You know?
- Yeah.

It was tough. I mean,

she was my first love, you know?

But it was... it was a good
experience and everything,

I was just immature at the time. You know.

- Yeah.
- Um...

- Yeah.
- And so, like now

I'm trying to like, keep myself open

to meeting new people, you know?

That's awesome.

Yeah.

Um, yeah. Anyways...

Um, I'm actually, tomorrow
we're gonna be like doing a bonfire.

- Mm-hmm.
- Obviously, you're welcome.

Okay, cool, cool.

But I think you would
actually really like it.

You know, get to know everyone, have fun,

Yeah.

And your total is $37.22.

Are you gonna ask me to Venmo
you the money after this?

- Probably.
- Here you are.

- All right, thank you.
- Here are your drinks.

This is... this is a mean smoothie.

See, that is something I instilled on you,

your eating habits.

You literally overfed me hummus.

You... I know, I used to make
everything homemade.

- I know.
- Homemade yogurt.

- I know.
- And then you said

you wanted more packaged food.

- That's what everybody else had.
- It k*lled me.

No, that's what everybody else has.

But then I started doing it
just so that you would

- feel more comfortable.
- It was healthy packaged food.

Even though it went against
everything I believed in.

I know.

'Cause you wanted to be
like everybody else.

So that's probably why you're
always trying to

you know, please.

People. The dudes.

Your... your peers.

Because everyone looks at me differently.

- But you're so handsome.
- Why...

- And you're Black.
- Yeah.

Well, yeah, you know.

I have to stand out.

I know.

In the Hamptons.

I just, like, I worry about you
'cause you're gonna be

working at Docker's this summer.

And then you're going to college.

And I don't want you to please
all these new people.

I'm not. I'm not. Trust me.

The thing is that you've
always been that way

even before we met you in Ethiopia

when you were three and a half or four.

You apparently were always helping out.

You helped all the parents
carry their bags from car

to the orphanage.

You're a kind and loving person.

See, I'm probably gonna cry because

I get emotional when I talk about it.

- Don't get emotional.
- I can't help it.

- I just do.
- I know.

But don't do stupid things
to try to impress people.

No, I can promise you that.

I'm not there to please anybody.

All right, well, just make sure.

I am! Mom, trust me, I am.

And you can call me whenever you want.

Anytime.

You just have to remember

to check your email.

That's the problem, like, people who are
older than you use email.

Yeah, I don't know why people
just hop on the Snapchat wave.

That's a good one.

Bro, I'm so hungover
from last night.

I went to bar,

we drank literally all day,
went back to my house,

Um, my dad was pissed at us,
came downstairs.

Yelled.

- Um...
- I love it.

We went back,
bouncer wouldn't let us back in.

He was like, "No, once you
leave, you can't re-enter."

- I was like, "Okay, I'm fine."
- Oh, f*ck that.

So I tried to hop the fence,

the bouncer said to get
the f*ck out of there,

off the premises, so we lied in

the grass outside in the front.

See? And that's why we're friends.

I know, I wanna go but I'm waiting until

I'm actually 21.

- So fun.
- Yeah, it was so much fun.

Also, hooked up with this guy.

He was the most boring person
I ever met in my life.

What are we talking? Like?

Like talking to a piece of plywood.

Okay, well, you can even talk to a wall

- for seven hours straight.
- I could talk to a wall

for seven hours straight.

- Yeah.
- But, um...

So you remember Milo?

Um, yes.

- From the city.
- He's hot.

- Um, yeah, he's so attractive.
- I know, he's so hot.

- Well, you remember we hooked up.
- Okay, yeah.

Delicious. Divine. Divine.

- Yeah.
- A smashing time.

A smashing, an absolutely dashing time.

Yeah. Haven't seen him since
but we've been messaging on.

- Instagram, a little bit.
- Okay.

Do you see anything more happening?

Like, would you, if you saw
him at the bonfire,

- would you?
- Oh, definitely he's attractive.

Is it reverse? Maybe.

- I gotta find out. But, um...
- Yeah? Okay.

I guess I'll see at the bonfire
what happens with that.

But, um, when I go out, I never go out

with the intention to hook up ever.

- I just like to have a good time.
- Oh, f*ck you.

Policy. That's just me.

Okay, my a*s, but yeah.

Yeah, but, um...

So how have you been
hook-up wise, anything?

- No.
- Oh, that's lame.

Literally... I know I am.

It's hot girl summer,

you gotta pop off.

Well, um...

I think the new kid is super cute.

- Oh.
- No, I think he's, like, super cool.

- He's super super sweet.
- Oh, yeah?

I think he's such a great guy.

- Yeah, he's hot.
- Just say it.

Let's just see at the bonfire.

- A hundred percent.
- Yeah.

For real.

Yeah.

♪ I wanna touch the sun ♪

♪ So hot to the touch ♪

♪ It's burnin' me up ♪

♪ I can't get enough
Of your love ♪

♪ I wanna get closer ♪

All right, Frankie. Spike ball?

Let's go. Should we start with cornhole?

Because I wanna...
I kinda wanna start drinking.

- Yeah, that's what...
- With this, I gotta put the beer down...

And that doesn't work for me.

Can you hook me up with a bev?

I need some bus sin' sh*t, bro!

Yesterday, all he was saying
was "bus sin'".

I was like, "Stop saying bus sin."

I was literally saying "Stop saying it."

Go ahead, Zed.

Wow, I'm the cornhole king.

That's big talk, Zed.

I plan on f*cking you up.

Oh, boy.

All right, so...

Um, what do you think
I should do with Milo?

What do you mean?

I'm asking you.

Well, what do you mean
what should you do about Milo?

We, like, made out one time
whatever, you know what I'm saying?

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- I didn't f*cking know that.
- You didn't know that?

No, I didn't know that.

So cute!

I've never been here.

This is actually like
a pretty beach, though.

It is.

My hair is getting really messed up.

Oh, my God, they're playing cornhole.

I can't play those games.

Would you like that make-out
to happen again?

Like, yeah, I'd be down for it, honestly.

Go up and talk to him

and if you feel the vibe, just f*ck'...

- send it.
- Do I just do it?

Do I just go talk to him?

Yeah, you definitely should talk to him.

Or my question is

what should I do about Shannon, bro?

Oh, you like Shannon?

- She's beautiful.
- She is beautiful.

Shannon and Milo are like, best friends.

- Here's the...
- There they are.

Oh, sh*t.

- Hi!
- Hi, guys.

- What's up?
- How are you?

- So good to see you again.
- Long time no see.

- Hi, Reid.
- Nice to see you.

- What's up?
- Yeah, you, too.

- Hey.
- Oh, my God.

- Are you taking anyone's...
- Oh, my God.

Did you spill that?

Did you spill it on me?

He spilled it all over you!

- Nice to see you, king.
- Hey, how are you?

Good. I missed you, king.

- Hello!
- How are you?

I just spilled ice all over Shannon.

A little rude.

Come on now, Shannon.

No, I'm kidding.

♪ I used to be
A people pleaser ♪

♪ I shut my mouth and follow the leader ♪

♪ But I'm not like that now ♪

I see Reid!

Reid!

No f*cking way!

- Thank God.
- Hunter...

Hunter, hi!

Come here.

- Hi, baby!
- Hello!

- So wait, where are you from?
- I'm from the city.

I go to Michigan now,
I'm a senior and sh*t.

Oh! Cool.

Hey, guys, how are you?

- How are you?
- Good. Hi!

- How are you?
- Good. How are you?

Hunter. May I join you?

- Yeah, yeah.
- How's it going?

Why are you talking to Hunter about coming
to Hunter?

'Cause, dude, Hunter's the boy, dude.

Habs, you... you want a refill?

- I know my limits.
- You have limits?

Always gotta push 'em.

How we doing? Nice to meet you. Ilan.

- What's your name?
- Ilan.

All right. Hunter.

So Ilan works at the food truck with me.

At Docker's.

He's super sweet.

He's super cute.

I know he's looking at me, but chill.

- What's going on, guys?
- Not much.

Glad you're here.
So how've you been, Milo?

You know, me and Shannon
do nothing every day.

That's not true.

You can speak for yourself.

All right, but what have
you been thinking since

the last time we hooked up?

That's bold!

I- I'm a bold person. I don't care.

Okay. Fair.

I'm getting a drink.

That's fine. That's fine.

- Do you want something?
- No, it's all good. I wanna talk to him.

Okay.

All right, but just like
asking, would you be interested

in hooking up again

or you're not interested in me?
I want to know.

This is like, you're really bold.

I'm actually impressed by the boldness.

I just really don't give a sh*t,

to be honest.

You know what I'm saying? I'm asking.

You know, I... I don't know
how to answer that.

I can't answer that question.

I low-key have said
I need to go on a break

from any sort of hookup.

- For like...
- That sounds boring.

So you're not interested in me anymore?

- That's it?
- I'm not saying never,

just not right now.

Okay. Fair enough.

Sound fair?

- Yeah.
- See, you asked.

I told you the truth.

I appreciated it, but I'm getting up now.

Ew!

Oh, my God, Juliet!

- Hey!
- Nice to see you, b*tch!

Hi!

How you been? Nice to see you.

Aw, Frankie, you're crazy, bro.

I like you 'cause you're crazy.

- Oh, my God.
- You're my boy.

So what, you're rockin'
the sweatpants with no laces?

Yeah.

Those are Margielas.

Where does it say Margie la on it?

Anyone that knows Margie la knows

this thing right there.

I don't know Margie la.
I'm not no designer f*ck'

- brand guy.
- All right, so...

I wear Vans.

Dude, that sh*t is bus sin'.

All right, so, Margie la.

- Like, you can't see it.
- Oh, no, they say Margie la on the bottom.

- Yeah, yeah. Right there.
- Okay.

- See the numbers?
- Mm.

Come on, pizza lady. Come on.

Special delivery.

Oh, baby girl, that sh*t bus sin'.

I knew you were gonna say that.

- Stop!
- Dude, I said it like once.

- You guys want pizza?
- Yeah, I want f*cking pizza.

- Are you guys gonna eat?
- No. No. No.

Not today.

What about you, Ilan?

I'm a Leo.

- What are you?
- I'm an Aquarius.

- January right?
- February first.

Yeah, I turn eighteen this year.

- That's...
- You're eighteen?

Yeah, I just assume
that you're tall, like...

- Tall guy.
- I do enjoy myself at the club now.

- So how old are you?
- I just turned 22.

- Whoa.
- How old are you?

Ha.

- Hey. I'm Emelye.
- Oh. What's up?

- What's your name?
- Ilan.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.

Emelye, I heard you went to,
like, ice cream or something yesterday.

- Oh, yeah.
- How was it?

- Ice cream!
- So much fun.

- Yeah.
- Ice cream!

Yeah, ice cream vibes.

Em.

- Want my crust?
- Okay.

Like, Emelye and this
f*ck' dude are dating? Or...

Yeah, no, they're dating-dating.

You can't come here.

- What?
- I'm not... yeah.

- No, no. Take a seat.
- Okay.

W-wait, so tell me... tell me
which one is your boy?

It's the new guy.

- That one.
- All right.

Thoughts, feelings. Yell.

Oh, they're dating. For a minute,

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, know that.

She keeps, like, looking at me.

Stop staring.

She keeps looking over here.

I don't think he's hot. Three out of ten.

Like, who ripped your shirt for you?

Listen, you don't understand style.

This is a Valenti shirt?

His ripped shirt is a little...

It's a lot.

A little.

A little f*ck' lot.

It's a little cheugy.

It better be some f*cking
designer shirt if it's ripped.

- Listen, you need me to...
- Let me see the f*cking tag...

teach you style, all right?

Avery, that's your boy?

I mean, I think he's cute,
but I didn't get any, like...

- What do you think?
- Flirty vibes.

He's just a city f*ck.

You know?

I heard Avery's kinda feeling you, bro.

Oh, yeah?

Obviously, like, Avery's very
chill, whatever,

but I'm just like, you know,

trying to feel the vibes.

Dude, Avery is the worst one.

I think... no.

"The worst one,"
is that how you explain it?

- Worst in a good way?
- Yeah, yeah, like the baddest one.

I meant to say the baddest one.

She's the baddest biddy.

This sh*t's too funny.

For real...

Honestly, bro,

I've been kinda feeling Shannon,
but like...

Oh, I feel ya, I see that.

- Who's Shannon? Who's Shannon?
- No, no, no.

Like, the red... the redhead girl.

Yeah, she's chill in.

I matched with her on, like,
Tinder and sh*t.

No way! Oh, sh*t!

She's a vibe, honestly.

Go for Frankie, if anything.

I think Ilan is cuter.

But no...

Frankie's personality beats
Ilan's out of the woods.

Right?

Hello.

Hello!

Oh, pull one over.

Here, you wanna sit here and pull one?

- Wait...
- No, you grab a chair.

- What? I'll just sit here.
- Okay.

I hooked up with Milo...

Which one?

Um, it's the one with
the white pants, white pants.

You see him?

We hooked up, like, in the city.

He was like, I'm still
figuring myself out.

Whatever.

I think he likes me.

I mean, what's not to like?

Do I just slam over there...

and make out with Milo?

No way!

- Yeah?
- No. No.

Oh my God, I got rejected!

- Ew.
- It didn't work out.

Did he just kiss you?

He tried.

- Are you...?
- Yes.

- Hi.
- No. No.

I'd like to know what's happening.

What's good with Milo?

What the f*ck?

He ain't gonna hook
up with my boy?

I will punch him in the face.

- That was embarrassing as f*ck.
- No, it wasn't.

This is awkward.

Uh, wait. What's he saying?

He said that was embarrassing for him.

Why did he do that?

Dude, I'm just enjoying this
fire, you know what I mean?

I'm a little salty you're not
barefoot right now

but I respect it.

Anytime you're in sand...

No, don't take them off now.
It's too late.

- All right.
- Next time, as long as you're on sand,

No shoes. Okay.

Welcome to the Hamptons, baby.

I don't know...

I think I came on too strong,

you know what I'm saying?

But he was all over you
in the city, right?

- I know!
- So it's like, f*ck him.

What he did to me was not really okay.

He, like, literally tried
to molest me.

Okay, so you gotta share your two cents,

and it's gonna be unwell.

Did you talk to him about it?

No, I haven't talked to him at all.

But I still think
he's cute as f*ck.

Like, I literally hate him.

Yo. Who you vibin' on tonight, man?

Tell me it's Avery.

Dude, just... I don't know her name.

She's like, white shirt.

She's mad cute, though.

The one, um, talking to
that guy right there.

Oh, Lottie. Oh, really?

- She's mad cute.
- Yeah, she is mad cute.

Shannon and Lottie.

We should try and ask them out

before the end of this night, bro.

All right.

Wait, no. Not right now. Not right now.

As soon as this drink is done,

You just gotta f*cking go.

You know what I mean?
You gotta f*cking do it.

Ready? Let's go all out, baby.

- Chicks, all right?
- Yeah, yeah!

- Come on, come on.
- Let's go now.

What's popping, guys?

- Hi.
- What's this little, um...

Shannon. Is this the new fire pit?

I think so.

You're wearing shoes on the beach?

I don't know about that.

- Yeah, apparently it's a bad vibe.
- Oh, yeah, for sure.

- Yeah.
- I mean, they're Margielas so it's okay.

- Assumption.
- Like, respect.

Thank you. Thank you.

Avery, that's your boy?

- No.
- What do you mean no?

- Not anymore.
- Why not?

'Cause I'm over it.

What happened?

I'm, like, so turned off by someone

if they don't, like, show
insane interest in me.

Sounds like some thunder over here.

I know these clouds.
I know what they're supposed to look like.

This looks intense.

I would be down to post
at Reid's later, though.

Is he inviting people over?

Yeah, he said he was down.

Not us.

We're not feeling it.

I was supposed to go to
yoga class this morning but...

I woke up too late. I missed it.

Well, if you wanna do yoga together, like,

I can teach a yoga class.

- Oh!
- If you wanna do yoga together.

Very cool. Yeah. That'd be fun.

All right, f*ck, it's raining.

Let's get the f*ck outta here.

Oh, it's raining. We gotta go.

Everyone grab a f*ck' chair!

I don't know where the f*ck I
put my shoes.

Wait. Shannon.

Okay, let's go to.

This cooler comes with me.

Come on.

♪ I'm gonna do it my way ♪

♪ So don't get in my way ♪

♪ I don't rely on fame ♪

♪ I'm gonna get it
I'm gonna get it ♪

♪ My way ♪

All right, so, I kinda cleaned
up already but...

All right.

I mean, if you see anything,
just, like, touch it up.

Touch.

- Thank you. Super helpful.
- Yes.

Hey, Habs,

you know who I saw the other night?

The guys from Breaking Bad.

- Walter White and Jesse came in.
- Oh, my...

That's lit. That's fire.

Hey, you guys chillin'?

How is it out there?

Good? Yeah?
It's kinda rough today, though.

So, I'm just making sure.

- Thanks!
- Yeah, no problem.

Yo, yo!

Hey! What's going on?

- What up, my guy?
- Not bad, how about you?

- How we doin'?
- What up, fam.

Thanks for having me over, by the way.

- The after-party.
- Yeah, no problem.

Once the party starts,
I wanna keep going, so...

- Yeah!
- I'm glad you guys had fun, though.

You know what's like weird,
Emelye and Hunter,

when we got back to your crib,

they, like, went off and they
were literally just like

arguing for just three hours
straight. It was ridiculous.

No, I remember. I kept walking
out there and I was like, "Hey!"

- Yeah!
- "Do you need help with anything?"

- What was going on?
- What was good with that?

I don't know, she was like,
crying, though.

- Right? Yeah.
- And I asked her.

I feel like it was obviously
something with Em,

but she's like, "Oh, it's nothing."

It's like, family or whatever."
I don't think it was, though.

It's just not a very, like,
healthy relationship.

No. Also, they just like
kinda moved out together.

They're living in an apartment
in Materborn.

Yeah.

So I think like that could be
tension, too.

- I don't know.
- Yeah, maybe.

Okay. Our house... it's disgusting.

I think it's awesome.

Hunter, the bathroom's f*cked.

There's spiders everywhere.

There's dirt all over the floor.

There's not dirt all over the floor.

No, I'm sorry. It's not worth the money.

I'm gonna save money.
So, what I'm thinking

is we move back to my house...

What? No.

By the end of the summer.

No, we're not moving back to your house.

No, Hunter.

We could be saving mad bank.

I don't want to pay another month's rent.

I don't want to be anywhere by
your mother.

I just got away from mine.
Like, I don't need yours.

as*h*le.

I just wish my mom didn't rent the house.

She gotta make money.

She makes so much bank.

- How much?
- It's crazy.

How much is it? Do you know?

$2,000 a night.

Isn't that crazy?

That is insane.

She's doing it only until the 21st.

Low key, she could do it all summer.
She should do it all summer.

- No.
- That's like, so much money.

So much money.

'Cause then we have to pay
rent for somewhere else.

- I know, but...
- July 21st, we move back to my house.

That's it.

I always say that when you move
in together, too,

you almost feel like a pressure
to need to stay together.

It's a whole new, like, new
ecosystem, you know?

So, listen, um...

so I was talking to Emelye
at the bonfire, just kinda vibing

- but at the same time, totally innocent.
- Yeah.

Whatever. But you know,
obviously Emelye's cute, whatever,

but not for me.

But at the same time, like,

you know...

she was kinda looking at me, you know?

- Yeah?
- It was very weird, like...

- Oh, my God.
- So, with them fighting,

I feel like there's, like,
probably a 75% chance

it has nothing to do with me,
25% chance, like,

I started the whole fight.

Oh.

- Dude, I don't know. It's just like...
- Yeah.

- Right? It's interesting.
- Yeah.

It's interesting.

But like, also, like, that's
part of the reason

- why I'm not a big fan of Hunter.
- You don't like Hunter?

Dude, I don't know.
It's just, like, I was speaking to him,

and there was no substance.

I saw a quote from Albert Einstein.

Okay, well, anyway...

You don't want to know what it is?

Albert Einstein? I know who he is.

Who is he?

The one with the puffy white hair.

And what he create?

The light bulb.

No.

I think that's Thomas Jefferson.

- No, it's not!
- I think so.

You know, he was talking to me about

like, he was riding, like these waves.

So I was like, "That's cool."

- Like, w... Okay. Like...
- Yeah.

Listen, I trust my instincts, you know?

There are people who are like,
you look at them and you're like,

"Oh, I don't really like you."

♪ I'm feeling kinda strange ♪

♪ Like only half of myself remains ♪

♪ Nothing is as it seems ♪

♪ I'm falling fast
On a grass that's green ♪

♪ I pull apart my mind ♪

♪ Just like the Moon
Pulling on the tide ♪

I haven't been to a bonfire
since high school

- so that was kinda, like, cute to do.
- I know, right?

- I had mostly a good time.
- Yeah.

The only little
hiccup was Reid, I think.

- Yeah.
- But what happened in the city?

Like, obviously you gave him
some sort of idea.

He wouldn't just...

Pounce.

Okay, um... we, like, kissed in the city.

And then, the first time
that I've talked to him since

was, like, at the bonfire,

and he just, like, went right for it.

And I was just like...
Like, I didn't really know

- how to react to that?
- Yeah.

Yeah, like, if you are interested in me,

jumping on top on me,
and trying to kiss me,

unsolicited, is like not
really the best way

to get that attention.

I mean, I don't know. I was not into it.

Dude, all my shirts... I think I have
an oil stain on this, whatever.

I tried to, like, Oxy-Clean
this b*tch or whatever,

but it didn't work. Oh, my God, hi...

- Hi.
- Hey!

- Oh, you're so cute.
- Whee.

- What's the name?
- Milo.

Oh, my God.

Really?

I guess that brings it back to Milo.

Oh, my God. I don't know what to do.

But I want to see him,
like, again in a different setting maybe.

Like, maybe he was just
not vibing that night.

Yeah, it's possible.

But, like, Lottie and Shannon and Milo,

they all give me like the same
kind of energy.

- You know, what I'm saying?
- Mm-hmm.

Bougie, bougie. Like, all their
Instagram pictures

of them are at like a winery
like this, you know what I'm saying?

I don't know, they're... they're
completely different than us.

Oh, and they sit like this.

Literally, I was, like,
eating pizza at the bonfire,

and they're like, "No, I'm not hungry."

- Okay, whatever.
- And I'm like, "Okay,"

- "I'm hungry, I'm gonna eat it."
- Yeah.

Cheers.

- All righty, you guys.
- Oh!

- Thank you.
- Oh, my goodness. Thank you.

- Here's a salad for you.
- It looks good.

- And the cold lobster.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

All righty.

Stop, that waiter was so hot.

So, Shannon, like,
did you have fun with Frankie?

Yeah, I had fun. Frankie's nice.

- Can I have a fry?
- Yeah, of course.

Okay, but like, are you like,
into Frankie at all?

- Like, would you...
- Oh, my God, you troll.

I'm just wondering.

Um, he's cute. I don't think he would

be like my typical type.

I don't think so.
I think he's, like, cute,

but not like, your type.

I know he's not. He's much nicer.

Shut up.

But like, he has
a really good personality,

and he's like, nice and easy-going.

- Yeah.
- He seems fun.

But it was cute.
Like, I was telling him how

I like to do yoga,
and he was saying he could like...

Like, he could be
an instructor or something.

Oh, he could teach you?

Yeah, he did say that.

- He said that he...
- Just the two of you?

- I don't know.
- On the beach?

You could do some hot yoga.

Like, a really hands-on class.

It was so sweet.

It was sweet.

I don't know. Anyways,

We have to see. He's cute.

- I played before.
- Yeah.

- Yo, look at this f*ck' house, bro.
- Damn, bro.

Oh, wow, dude, I think that's a balcony

or maybe... This is bus sin'.

How does this kid have this house, dude?

He's smugglin' something.

- Yo!
- Ilan!

Come on, bro.
The beers are getting warm.

Hey! What up, baby?

This is bus sin'!

I was just saying, like, there was no way

you were just working at Docker's.

- I know, I know, I know.
- It's sick in here.

It's spacious. You got a pool
in the back, I see.

This is where it all
goes down over here, you know?

Who's house is this, again?

We're family friends with them,

and they basically decided
to go to Greece for two months.

Um, and they like, needed someone

to take care of the house, whatever.

But you're just "watching the house."

- Uh-huh.
- Exactly.

But anyways, how we doing
after the bonfire?

- Speaking of the bonfire...
- Uh.

Me and you are supposed to go sh**t our...

Oh!

- Yeah.
- Guess what? Guess what?

- You didn't.
- I didn't?

- I closed.
- What, you hooked up with her?

No, but I set up the f*cking date.

Where's your date?

Dude, like, I don't need to
make any dates.

Oh, there it is.

There it is.

I planted the seed.

I like that. I like that.

Right, like... but at the same time,

like, I helped you get in
with Shannon in the first place, so...

How was that? I was already in, bro.

Dude, you were f*ck' like...

Should I talk to her?

You know? I was like,
"Frankie! You got this boy."

Don't call me out like that.

I'm just playin'. I'm just playin'.

But I'm not really. But kind of.

Yeah!

Anyway, I wanted to run on this, like,

double date idea, though with you.

I know you couldn't close,
so maybe I'll close for you.

So, like, yo. Since I set it
up, like Shannon,

- like, the yoga date, like...
- You want me to do yoga with you?

Do you wanna, like, invite Lottie?

- Yeah!
- You want me to text her?

f*ck' talk to her, let's go.

I mean, I've been texting
her all day either way.

Look, I just opened my phone,
and she's right there.

Let me see,
Can I see the conversation?

"Sweet. Let me know how it goes."

"Just finished. It was good."

"I definitely like you, so we'll have to
see where it goes."

- Time will tell. Yes it will.
- Yes, it will.

Oh!

- All right, text her...
- So what should I say?

Yo, like, hey, like,
"So Ilan likes Lottie."

What the f*ck is this? No.

- Do you not like her?
- Ilan's... No. But that's not the point.

Ilan's asking for Lottie's
number, that's it.

No, actually, no, I'm in control now.

Okay, fine. Do whatever you want.

- I'll be like...
- Yeah.

Yo, so, my boy Ilan kinda likes Lottie,

- which I think she knows by now.
- I feel like we're acting

- like we're in middle school here.
- Literally just send it.

Y'all are thinking... over-thinking.

- Over thinking is not the way.
- Ilan has a crush.

He's wondering if he could

- kiss her on the cheek...
- He has a crush.

All right, look. Read it.

"Hey, so Ilan has a thing for Lottie."

Oh, that's how you spell Lottie.

- I gotta see these messages.
- "I know we set up a yoga date."

Say it should be plus-one then.

- But...
- No, say "dot dot dot."

Okay...

- Dot dot dot.
- Dot dot dot...

- "Should we plus one then?"
- "Should we plus one then?"

- Perfect.
- If Lottie's about it.

No, dude.

All right, all right, all right.

I like to do... I like to do
a question mark

and then a upside down question mark.

- Are you ready?
- Send it!

- Send!
- Good stuff.

I don't know why. I don't know why
it took a long time.

Listen, boys.

That? That's how you get business done.

Like that...

- it's all efficiency.
- It's over thinking.

- Over thinking. Done.
- What I want to know is

who's the chick you brought?

Lilith. She's my best friend.

Then we had... Juliet was her name?

Juliet. She was like, yeah, dude,

I didn't see her before,
and she just came. I like...

I looked at her and was like,

- Ah.
- Who is that?

- Do you think she's cute?
- Yeah, she's bad.

Yeah?

- Random thought.
- Random?

I mean, you're gonna be at grad school

in Alabama. You have a whole
another year left.

What if I came down for a while?

That's fine.

- You want me to visit?
- Of course.

Why would I be dating you
if I didn't want you there?

No, I know. I know. But like...

Like, I want you there all the time.

I like waking up next to you.
Like, I like going through my day.

I like finishing my day
with you there. You know?

- Yeah.
- Maybe beginning of October?

That's right around the special date.

- One year?
- The big 365.

Stay the whole month. Oops.

I was just with my mom the other day.

You know what she said to me?

- Mm.
- She was like,

"You know, if you wanna let Tony know,

like, he can have my engagement
ring and like..."

I know your mom liked me, but Jesus.

I was like, what are you talking about?

Well, obviously we wouldn't be
doing this if that wasn't

something we kinda had in mind
down the road.

- You know what I mean?
- Yeah.

I mean, that's what I want, like,

and I think you want that, too.

Yeah.

Like, why else would
we make this work? But...

You still haven't met...

my dad.

I mean, if he doesn't want to meet me,

that's fine. Like, I can't control that.

But like, you know that bothers me.
Like, I want to meet the guy.

Like, I want to shake his hand.

Be like, "You did a good job."

- Well, at least he knows you exist.
- That is something.

You exist, he knows your name...

As long as I get to date you

and wake with to you and do all that...

All that corny sh*t.

Yeah.

We're gonna be all right. You know?

Cheers to that.

- Ride or die.
- Come on!

Yeah, so, Juliet.
We started talking, like, at the party.

- And...
- You're picking up the vibes?

- We were picking up the vibes.
- Oh!

Yeah?

Thatta boy.

Oh, um, did, um...

What's her name ever respond? What's good?

Let's check it out. Let's check it out.

Double date action.

Yes, sir.

What the f*ck is good?

Damn, my phone died.

It's dead?!

- Damn!
- So we won't ever know?

Hey. Wait till I charge this b*tch.

It's like...

What if it's a "K"?

- All right.
- We'll see. We'll see.

God damn it. Of course.

All right, so, Ilan today at work,

he's talking about
how, um, at the bonfire,

how you were, like,
giving him a little eye or whatever.

He was thinking that you might
be interested.

Like, hard no, right?

First of all, there's no
f*cking eye going on,

because like, ew. First of all,

like, Hunter was literally,

like we were sitting next to
each other, like...

He could a meant like he was a blind eye,
and he was like "Whoa!"

- He was like, "Really?"
- No, he's f*cking trying to be cute.

I mean, that was just
part of the conversation.

I don't know. We just like
talked about everything.

What else did he say?

Um, he mentioned, like,
how you guys were, like, fighting

at my house or whatever
or something like that.

- I was apparently asleep...
- Okay, this kid's a liar.

Yeah, that's what he said to me.

I just want to bring that up.
I was like, maybe...

- I don't know, so...
- Yeah.

'Cause you and Hunter are,
like, so strong,

and I think it's, like,
very obviously there.

Yeah, it's obviously like,

I don't give a f*ck about anyone else.

- So...
- Yeah.

I hate that.

Yeah, he didn't have
the fondest idea of Hunter either.

Why though?

He was like, talking about
surfing or whatever.

He said he didn't rub him the right way.

He's talking about surfing because

he's a sexy a*s surfer, like...

Ilan, what are you?
A little f*ck' city boy?

Ilan's like, up his own as*h*le.

- All right, I see you're...
- I wanna call him out right now.

And be like, "What the f*ck
is wrong with you?"

You need to like, calm down
a little bit or whatever

because he doesn't mean it,
he's just like wondering...

Hunter's gonna be like, "f*ck this kid."

Oh, no, no, no.

It's true though, but yeah.

I want to see if he called.

- He called me.
- Call him back.

He's answering.

- Hunter.
- Hi, King.

What's up?

We need to tell you something.

So, Reid was with Ilan today.

Um, hi.

So...

Ilan told me that he didn't
really like you,

because you were talking
about surfing the whole time.

Um, and then and also...

he thought Emelye was into him
for no reason.

I didn't do anything!

No. And he wanted to know
if she was interested in him.

I was like, no!

Tell him I'll make him
swallow his teeth.

I wanna be like, "Why would you
think that I was ever interested in you?"

What, we were sitting
next to each other...

I'll deal with it.

I'mma just beat his a*s
if it comes down to it.

You wanna go?

I'll literally bully this kid
if you're not f*ck' around.

Oh... Oh, he... No, I'm not f*cking around.

Well, f*ck him, f*ck his
little ripped shirt...

f*ck that kid.

I know but... I'll call you later.
I just wanted to tell you that.

All good.

Okay.

- What did I cause?
- Did you hear him?

He was like,

I'm scared for Ilan.

He's gonna beat his f*ck' a*s.

He is literally gonna beat his a*s.

- Dude, I'm kinda scared.
- I'm scared.

Oh, my God.

This season on
Forever Summer: Hamptons.

Whoo!

Whoa!

I'm just trying to meet new people.
It's hot boy summer.

This is hot girl summer.

This summer, I'm trying to be like, "Go!"

Is there something in my teeth?

- Mm-hmm.
- Where?

There, there.

Think about all of
the wealthy men

coming out here this summer.

I'm in my prime right now.

So why not live it up?

Ooh, you grew the, look at you.

So tell me about this girl, man.

Pretty cool, bro.

I like when ladies make the first move.

Frankie's a really sweet guy.

If she is interested in you,
that makes me so much not interested.

I need a new pickup line, like
"Hey, yo, Ma, lemme get your number."

- Let's go!
- Yeah!

Your butt is amazing!

Is your girl coming?

W-W-Which girl?

There's one of you, and there's two dates.

I'm just trying to find love
out here, you know what I mean?

It's f*ck' weird to see
a kid coming from nowhere.

Ilan is ridiculous.

Creates problems for himself.

How about you keep
your f*cking mouth shut?

'Cause if we have a problem,

I'll make sure you
f*cking swallow your teeth.

He's just a city kid.

City...

I said some f*cked up sh*t.

Say whatever you want, but there's
a point where you went too far.

I got bullied for being
the tall Black kid,

and that's a side of
the Hamptons people don't understand.

My dad shows no
interest in meeting my boyfriend.

What about Emelye?
Are you guys still gonna be friends?

She's disregarding
our whole entire friendship.

I feel like you need
the f*cking drama in your life,

and it's like you're always
stirring that sh*t up.

He's f*cking lying out of his teeth.

You were being a childish b*tch in there.

I don't need to talk to you.

I don't have a problem with you,

I think you are the problem.

You're just like, talking sh*t
behind my back.

What are you gonna do about it?

Like, what...

Beat my a*s, bro.
f*cking touch me right now.

If you touch me, I swear, I swear...

Ahh!

You're in the Hamptons now, baby.

Yeah.

♪ Ooh, goodbye
To the skyline ♪

♪ Ooh, hello to the good life ♪

♪ Bougie baby every day I wanna ♪

♪ Live it up
In a Hamptons summer ♪

♪ Let me go
Pour another rosé ♪

♪ Lay back
All play ♪

♪ All day ♪

♪ Bougie baby every day I wanna ♪

♪ Live it up
In a Hamptons summer ♪

♪ Hamptons summer ♪

♪ Hamptons summer ♪

♪ Hamptons summer ♪