01x06 - An a*s between two chairs

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PREVIOUSLY

You sucked him on the jet-ski?

- We were just on the jet-ski.

- You're such a liar.

As soon as Ouryel's not here,

Melvin comes on to me.

When she's here,

he pays me no attention.

- What do you want?

- I want you.

I want you too.

Truth or dare?

Dare!

Kiss Tristan.

With Julie, it could be really hot.

Sweetie, I'm gonna steal your guy.

Pastries, donuts, big t*ts!

Refreshments!

Anyone want ice-cream?

The boys versus the girls.

Your aim is to make

as much money as possible.

- How much?

- Three fifty.

- Can we keep the change?

- Yes.

I wanna test my heterosexuality

to show the guys

who they're up against

if I'm interested by girls.

You can make me hard!

What am I thinking?

If you don't try,

you know nothing about life.

July Max!

Ouryel is chic, chic, chic,

d*ck, d*ck, d*ck!

It's hot, girls are hot,

I got g*ns, ciao!

I'm determined with Bébert,

watch your backs.

I look like an angel,

but I'm a demoness.

Always irresistible,

never disrespectful.

Enzo, on a mission

to turn all the straight gays!

I like girls, I like sex,

no competition, I'm chill!

Girls like me are rare.

Nice to meet you, I'm Pépita.

No Nico, no party!

Did someone break in over there?

Oh no! Not the lubricant though!

I'm farting.

We're supposed to mess with each

other, not to mess with the villa.

Looks like a robbery.

Is this a joke?

No way.

Let's wake them up.

Get up in there!

Let's do some sexy housework.

It's all dirty.

You want to be dirty.

Now, let's clean it up! Up you get!

Let's do some sexy housework!

I've got my head up my a*s.

I'm still completely drunk.

I don't know how to look sexy.

But I'm Ouryel, I'm chic,

I'm good-looking.

There's no stopping me.

I'm cleaning the table!

Ah yes, that's what we like.

Dancing, twerking.

That's the Frenchie Shore. It's sexy.

We're all hot! Small dusters,

little bodies everywhere.

Everyone's getting handsy.

Water and foam.

We're too sexy.

That's the Frenchie Shore.

- Phone!

- Phone!

- Hello?

- Nicolas, how are you?

- I'm fine.

- Do you know why I'm calling?

To tell you about the results

of the beach sales job.

We beat them to the punch.

There's absolutely nothing for them.

We wiped them out.

Shall I ask the boys?

We raised 95 euros!

Ninety-five Euros? Honestly,

they're pitiful. They're all fake.

They think they've beat us,

but that's too funny.

Frankly, poor things.

- Now, the girls?

- Two hundred seventy-two Euros!

That's right.

They've wiped you clean.

Frankly, the trick the girls

pulled on us is huge.

They feel like stars,

like they're Cardi B, Nicki Minaj.

But they're Cardi Brownie

and Nicki Mino.

- I'm pissed off.

- Girls, you did a great job

on the beach. I suggest

you come back this afternoon.

You're going to go on a buoy. You're

going to be pampered. And above all,

enjoy the service as it will be

provided by the losers, in this case,

the boys.

I can see their stupid faces.

They're dejected. They're pissed off.

And I'm thinking: Melvin,

you'll have no choice

but to do everything I ask of you,

and I intend to get you back

with this job.

We've been screwed by the girls.

In every way.

We want to be pampered!

That's the best.

But wait, we're not just anyone.

This is it.

We'll wait for the service.

It's not set up yet?

Some things haven't been set up.

I'm not going to get my deckchair

ready. Tristan, come here, darling.

- Our legs are aching.

- We need deckchairs and mattresses.

Not everyone at the same time.

Mattresses, towels.

It's a dream.

We're on the front line, deckchairs,

the boys taking care of us,

everything

and whatever we want.

Honestly,

this is the life I deserve.

Julie's life.

What kind of massage would you like?

Leg massage?

- The ones that hurt.

- The ones that hurt?

Yes.

You can massage my back,

but get on top of me.

Okay, it's fine.

Everyone's back

in their rightful place.

My Melvin who takes care of me.

He does everything with a big smile

and I find him even cuter.

I'm melting. I really am

a chocolate bar in an oven.

I have no willpower,

I can't fight it, Melvin.

It's too hot.

- Is it good for you?

- f*ck me, sir.

It's very hot.

Ouryel doesn't miss a beat

to get close.

It's a bit of a turn-on.

I don't think it's me talking,

it's Bébert.

He hasn't seen

the light of day for 14 hours.

And when he's in trouble,

I'm in trouble.

- How are you, Pépita?

- Great.

Your ex is not taking care of you?

He's my spare tire.

You're in no position to talk.

Because I've got Ouryel.

I've f*cked you, end of story.

So you're the spare tire.

What about Melvin,

him going back to her?

I see Melvin when I'm bored

and have nothing to do.

There's nothing with Melvin.

I've satisfied my attraction

and it wasn't amazing,

so I don't feel like putting the lid

back on, or the knife, or the fork.

So, Ouryel

can go for it 1 000 percent.

I'm not jealous at all.

- Tristan, to rub my back afterwards.

- Sure!

Of course, with pleasure.

I'm not going to say no to that.

I'm happy.

I'm doing her a little massage.

And not just with my hands.

That's so good, baby. I don't mind

you massaging my a*s too.

- Have you seen the hands I've got?

- Unbelievable!

- Is he stupid or what?

- It makes me want them in my p*ssy.

- Does it?

- Yes.

The temperature is rising.

Anyway, for the last few days,

it's been doing nothing

but rising. It's mad.

I like it

when he touches me all over.

I really don't mind it,

and I know he doesn't either.

What am I going to do

with my little Kara?

Well, I don't know.

Do you want to marry her?

- What?

- Do you want to marry her?

- No.

- Well, there you go.

Aren't you pissed off for him?

I am, but well

Times are a-changing.

Well, I'll wait and see.

- We'll start tonight.

- Tonight?

The more the days go by,

the more we get

into this little game.

It scares the hell out of me,

cos I don't want to make a mistake.

But to err is human,

and I'm human, so I think I will err.

Julie, I'm versatile. You can ask,

during the massage, for kisses.

- Can you do it from here?

- Yes.

- Kiss me then.

- You want a kiss?

I want kisses, baby.

I've already got two for myself.

But frankly, I'm a real troublemaker,

it's still not enough.

I'd like all the guys to be around me

and not think about the other girls.

We've come to get you for the buoy.

You need to get kitted out.

After you, ladies.

Come on, girls.

I can't wait, but I'm scared,

because I'm way too appetizing.

I'm afraid the fish

will want to eat me.

I'll try not to fall off.

I've got small arms, but I'm tough.

It's as intense

as a f*ck with Melvin.

- The pleasure!

- I'm coming now. I'm coming!

Ouryel and iris are on the buoy.

I'd never seen

those marine species before.

It's normal,

they were our flatmates.

How's it going with Julie?

I kinda like it.

Like, there's nothing,

in the sense that I'm not interested

on a basic level.

But she's intriguing.

The way she kissed, it's strange.

Did you see

her at the bar?

I'm sure Enzo's not g*y.

He's going to steal all our girls.

So frankly, respect. He's giving us

the shaft. We don't see it coming.

Bravo, Enzo,

but you're only feeding us lies.

- You wanted to kiss her.

- Yes, my little game continues.

There's nothing. She's my friend.

It's a game. I kissed 6 000 girls,

didn't feel a thing.

Julie, I got a bit hard, because

she's the girl I kissed the most

and hesitation made me

Now I'm confused. He tells me

to the point that he got hard.

But you're a fake. If you got a

hard-on, something fishy's going on.

I keep that in my head,

because it's not clear.

What's it to you?

I don't give a sh*t, because

she's crazy. I know she's nuts.

She leaves me so easily.

She's got you going out with girls.

I'm not going to worry about Enzo.

But it is suspicious.

There's something fishy.

He's afraid there's something

going on between me and Julie

even though there's no way.

Whereas with Tristan,

who's straight

and wants to f*ck Julie,

he's less worried,

because of their TTM bullshit.

I don't know

what goes on in his head,

but I wouldn't go there,

I'm afraid of emptiness.

- So, girls?

- Boys,

you rose to the challenge.

You were great with the girls.

I think you've more than earned

the right to swim

and enjoy yourselves.

So, I guess this is it.

Job done.

So Frenchie Shore in the water.

Come on, let's go!

Back home!

Beach day was great.

From there,

Théo catches me in the garden.

And then he starts making a scene.

A scene about what?

They were talking out loud.

I didn't like it.

He said he got a bit hard.

Word for word.

- And so?

- That means I look like a loser.

Don't stress about it.

I enjoy putting off balance

a guy who's really g*y.

He'll never switch teams.

But me, just me, he wants to f*ck.

- I say he's not g*y.

- Well, he is.

He got a bit hard when I kissed him,

but if I get naked and try to suck

his d*ck, he'll never get hard.

- I know it.

- I'm not a jealous person.

- Well then?

- But don't overdo it.

Julie takes it all in her stride.

She tells me that it's nothing.

On the contrary, it's great

to be the exception to the rule.

I understand

that she's messed up in the head. But

that's okay. That's why we love her.

It's me, I'm crazy,

actually. No worries.

- You know exactly how I am.

- You have to tell me.

You and me, it's really good.

Our story, I'm into it and all that.

But I'm a free electron.

I'm a little bee,

I like to buzz around everywhere.

So you can f*ck

every guy in the villa?

No.

Melvin, I'd never do him.

Tristan, I won't f*ck him.

Enzo, he won't f*ck me.

It's just a game. Like, it's fun.

Don't overthink it, okay?

Théo's too attached to me.

I'm not attached to him at all.

It's getting on my nerves.

So I'm starting to prefer

the game with Tristan.

It's getting dangerous,

but I like dangerous things.

So right now, I'm having a blast.

And I just hope that with Tristan,

things will progress, low-key.

Tonight, if you're game,

we'll go to a g*y bar.

We're going to a g*y bar.

And Julie, Ouryel

and Tristan will come with us.

We're going out? Really?

- You're game?

- My girl.

- We're going out?

- On my mother's life.

I'm so up for it!

- You want me to meet someone.

- Of course, bro.

- We'll have a great time.

- It'll be crazy!

Enzo and I have become very close.

He's always been there for me.

It's my turn to return the favor.

My little Enzo,

I'm taking you to a g*y bar.

It's up to you to dig in

and maybe find your soul mate.

I really hope where we're going

there are some good-looking guys.

May the Good Lord be with me tonight.

I don't want the blue-eyed boy

from Normandy,

who can't take it anymore, and so on.

That's not my type at all. I'd like

him to be swarthy, tall and bearded.

I think it's going to be complicated,

but you never know.

I could be in the right place

at the right time. We'll see.

- Where is it, Melvin?

- This is too good.

- We're there.

- This is it, Melvin?

- So Melvin, where are you taking us?

- This is too good!

Melvin, you pulled out all the stops.

Hi, there.

Pleased to meet you.

We're going to do shots first.

We're gonna do shots

that are out of the

The bar's nice,

but there's no one in it.

That's okay.

We know we're here to have fun.

In any case, we're a family.

But my little Enzo is not going

to get his lollipop sucked

tonight again.

I have zero karma in my favor.

Today, the Good Lord isn't

with me. He doesn't want me

to meet anyone. We're gonna dance.

We're gonna love it. It's great

I'm disgusted.

Oh, Chihuahua!

With Ouryel,

we've buried the hatchet.

We're getting really close,

which makes me happy.

For real, I'm starting

to realize certain things.

And maybe Ouryel,

I like you a lot more than you think.

I take a good look at Julie.

I find her incredible.

When I see her, I wonder

whether I'm drunk, because

she makes me

drunk with happiness.

I'm going to take her in my arms

and never let her go.

I love being with you so much,

we're crazy about each other.

Little caresses, little kisses.

All in secret!

No one will know.

Still this f*cking sexual tension

with Tristan.

We're like magnets to each other.

We go off on our own to talk,

to get a little closer,

without the others seeing us,

like two kids. It's so much fun.

I'm starting to like it. This f*cking

dangerous game, I love it.

I'm gonna have problems.

But I'm really into you too.

- But it's fun.

- Théo's my guy. And Kara

- My thing with her

- Me too.

Théo's throwing me a jealous fit

over Enzo. Enzo!

Can you imagine?

If he gives me a hard time

about Enzo, imagine about you?

Frankly, I regret doing that.

Because I'm straight with Théo.

I'm straight with Kara.

But this is stronger than me.

I know I'm screwing

things up, but I play along anyway.

But the only person

who really drives me crazy is Julie.

- It's not good, but it's exciting!

- I'm excited already.

We're busted.

A big secret smooch.

Frankly, I just love it.

It's so exciting. We're two kids.

I'm a troublemaker

and he's a real little nutcase too.

We don't really

understand, but we like each other.

Basically, this was my

night. If Melvin came with Ouryel,

it's because, as usual,

it's blow-job-party again.

I've had enough. Wherever we go,

if Ouryel hasn't got

her lips around Melvin's c*ck

She's a wh*re, I think. Really.

Wait, the door.

It's been at least 24 hours

since I ate his d*ck,

so I plan to remedy that.

You filled me with c*m.

It's all over my t*ts.

That's the thing you do with

your wife, actually. Whether you

There's no one

to give me a blow job on a jet ski.

- So, I'm your wife.

- No.

Yes, I am. I'm going to be.

- Come on.

- Come on, let's go.

I'm satisfied. I got my husband back.

Here we go again, just like back

in the day. We're closer than ever.

I'm so happy. Just goes to show, when

love is there, it always triumphs.

- Let's do our battle cry!

- Frenchie Shore!

Total, monumental flop for me.

The word "flop"

is mild compared

to the situation I'm in.

But we had a blast.

It was an evening of friendship.

We all had a good time.

We won't forget this one.

Want us to show you something?

One, two, three

I love sucking his d*ck.

She didn't do it on purpose,

she slipped.

There's a f*ck up.

I f*cked Enzo in the john.

Enzo, have you been up to

some crazy stuff?

No, I haven't.

I'm not selling dreams.

It was nice, we enjoyed each other,

but it wasn't incredible.

It was just a little bar.

Truly, his initiative was good,

but it wasn't the best bar.

There was no one there.

Sorry, Enzo,

I led you into an ambush.

We'll do it again.

It just wasn't your day, trust me.

I'll find a perfect match for you.

- In the shower?

- This bathroom or yours?

- Whichever you prefer. Ours?

- Okay.

- I'll admit, even there, it's a bit

- Go ahead.

- Here we go.

- Guys, why?

I've got my little Kara back.

I can't start anything with anyone in

the villa until I've slept with Kara.

And tonight's the night.

We mustn't miss this opportunity.

I've got a penalty kick in front

of goal, without a goalkeeper.

- I want to f*ck you so bad.

- You want me to f*ck you?

With Tristan,

I had a pretty good night last night.

I feel a lot less frustrated.

We're good, he and I,

but there's no status for the moment.

We don't forbid each other anything.

We're just letting things happen.

Guys, we're going to go.

- Ciao, team!

- See you all later.

Today's kayak day. I'm happy.

I'm only going with people I like.

There's Enzo, Nico,

Julie, Théo and Kara.

Great team. I'm happy because

I've never kayaked on the sea.

The Frenchies in a kayak, let's go!

Hello!

- Are you going front or back?

- I'll go in the back.

- Why do you want to go in the back?

- I prefer to.

- Me too.

- I'd rather be in the back.

I'm ready to paddle. I'm going

to row, just like I row in the villa

with sex.

My ba*ls can't take any more.

My ba*ls are blue as hell.

Why are we always stuck with losers?

You're talking to the guy

who did a Masters in kayaking.

Nico and Enzo, that's all it is.

They kick each other

and jump into the water

They'll never stop.

Enzo's has a heart of gold.

This little mix

of humor and sensitivity

makes for a really

top-notch c*ck.

It's hard.

When you don't have strength

in your arm, it's hard.

I didn't mind falling into the water.

I was already wet.

But it just

hydrated me a bit more.

What do you think of me?

How do you think of me?

Like my girlfriend.

- Your girlfriend?

- Yes

Yes. We're becoming

more and more complementary.

But as the days go by,

I think that Julie and I

could make a great couple.

I am sitting between two stools,

and haven't got my d*ck in two asses.

But you're too relaxed.

- I wish he'd get a bit closer.

- What's that, your language,

getting closer to people?

Is that your way

of being in a relationship?

It turns me on.

I like to play too much.

I like girls too much,

I like guys too much. I can

have fun with a wide range of people.

Théo is struggling a bit with me.

Can I handle it or not?

Are you going to

bring me out of my shell?

I don't know what could make you

lose it. Nothing makes you freak out.

It's not to hurt him.

It's for his own good.

Because I'm a bit detached.

Besides, I like being with Tristan.

So there you go. Théo, slowly,

I'm pulling away from him.

Hello!

We're back!

Alright, cutie?

- How was the activity?

- We did dragon boat racing.

- Great.

- It was pretty sporty.

It was what?

- It felt so good.

- We went kayaking.

Enzo, for once you paddle,

you're not g*y.

You're so cute, my love.

- "You're not g*y."

- I love that kind of humor.

- Ah! Telephone!

- Oh, sh*t.

Oh no.

- Hello.

- Hello?

- Yes, hello?

- Ah, I recognize you, Ouryel.

I'm very pleased.

I'm not calling to yell at you.

But as you know,

one job leads to another.

So I thought, to push you

to your limits, I'd send you

to work at a fishmonger's.

Oh, no!

I threw up at the butcher shop.

I can't.

Antonin is weird.

I thought he was calling to say,

"You worked well,

"you can spend the weekend at the

spa." No, he said, "You worked well,

"go and work in a fishmonger's."

We don't share the same vision

of rewards, because this is not good.

Well, that's just not right.

It's a disaster.

I'm told I'll be working

with animals and sea mammals.

I'm really pissed off.

I'm so bummed.

I haven't slept, I'm tired, etc.

Cleaning fish asses.

I have to admit,

I'm not really into all that seafood.

I don't like the smell

of salted fish. It's not my thing.

But I do live a bit

with gossipy fishmongers,

let's face it.

It's not much of a change

from the villa.

Cheers! Kisses!

- Kisses, guys.

- Be strong.

Ah, fishmonger's, that's it.

Oh, I'm going to

- Hello!

- Hola!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

So, are you ready?

- We're ready.

- We're ready as can be.

Girls, let's get morally ready

and come sort the fish with me.

- Are they dead or alive?

- They'd better be dead.

Otherwise, I think they'd feel it.

Boys, you're going

to set up the terrace.

Because in the evening,

we become a restaurant.

I'm happy to do this part of the job.

I've never been happier in my life.

I'm just going to do this, while the

girls are going to cut up the fish,

wring out the guts, the bones,

the scales, the whatever.

Anyway, I'm so happy.

Let me clean, let me sweep.

Hold the squid like this.

That's fine.

Be careful not to cut your nail.

You slice all the way to the top.

Put down the scissors.

- OK.

- Oh my goodness!

Just like you,

it's got an intestine in it.

- Do I have to tear the head off?

- Yes.

- Oh no.

- Actually, you twist it.

Grab it there.

Brings back

vague memories of my life.

Are you comparing yourself

to an octopus?

I'm no stranger

to scalpels and knives.

I've been completely overhauled.

I feel like a fish

that's about to be put on display.

This is the beak.

- Where's the beak?

- So look,

don't just use the tips

of your fingers. Use your whole hand.

- No.

- Do we understand each other?

I get it.

- Oh God damn!

- Now you've got the legs.

- Watch.

- Ew, look at that.

I try to be a good student.

Besides, it's kind of interesting.

Because for me, a fish

I don't know what a fish is. I only

know it as a fillet on my plate.

That's the relationship

I have with fish.

- How far do I go now?

- You cut three-quarters off.

Three-quarters?

I don't know my three-quarters.

That's disgusting. That's gross.

I clearly want to puke

everywhere. It makes me Yuck!

How does it feel to touch

slimy, testicular things?

I'd rather they were hard.

My little Iris,

the only slimy thing

she's touched on this adventure

has been squids and fish.

Because she hasn't touched a phallus.

Come on, let me show you this

and then you can go home.

What are your plans for today?

Well, I'll be

sucking off Melvin, as usual.

- That's quite a program!

- Yes, it is.

Théo, Enzo,

go to the back.

- We're going to gut a small fish.

- I thought I'd chill out.

I'm pissed off, it's insane.

I don't know how I can do this job,

I don't know if I'll manage.

So it's a mackerel.

Hold it like this.

A massive d*ck in hand.

Spread it apart.

You put your finger in.

And you pull.

You grab there, it all comes out.

Oh! It's so clean!

It's here, it's right here

It's disgusting,

the texture, the smell.

With its eyes,

it looks like it's not even dead.

Put your finger in its gills.

- You get the idea.

- Yes!

Well done, Théo!

- I already want to puke.

- Come on, sweetheart.

Impossible is not Frenchie Shore.

Enzo's going But he's doing it.

One, two, three.

You're not used to fingering,

but you'll get used to it.

So, if you're going to gag

or anything,

turn around.

You throw up here,

and I'll have to throw everything.

What had to happen happened

What had to happen happened.

I'm gagging. Wait for it

Cut! That's it. He's trembling.

I can't take it.

I begin to spread the stuff,

to cut, to tuck

my index finger

inside this buccal system.

Pull! Oh!

Thanks, Enzo!

This is the worst moment

of my adventure

It's really not on purpose.

I'm going to vomit, you got to be

kidding! Just talking about it!

- I can't do it anymore. I can't.

- Do you want to make another one?

No. Beat it! You and the second fish.

Season two of Frenchie Shore

And cut!

I know exactly what the concept is.

It's about giving

me and my septum a hard time.

f*ck you, it's over.

- Well, thanks a lot, Audrey, anyway.

- Thank you, Audrey!

It was a pleasure to have you

and frankly, you were top notch.

You were good. You listened well.

I didn't think it would go so well.

And for Audrey, go, go, go

And for Audrey, go, go, go

Conclusion for the fishmonger's job.

Well, it wasn't worse than I thought.

Moreover, at the end,

we had a glass of wine.

I felt invigorated.

See you soon, Audrey!

Don't get into too much trouble.

We can't guarantee that.

Ciao, ciao!

You can't have it both ways.

I'd have to tell her, my little Kara.

We'd have to end our relationship.

That's because you love me too much.

You're the one who's into me.

You've fallen into your own trap.

- No.

- Yes, you have.

I like Kara, but

I like you more than Kara, you know.

A girlfriend's fine, but I didn't

come here to make girlfriends.

- You're such a troublemaker!

- Indeed! I'm such a troublemaker.

I don't know what to do.

I've got Kara on one side

and Julie on the other,

who I think is really beautiful.

So it's very complicated. My d*ck

is pointing more towards Julie.

I have to make a choice.

I want to be clear with Théo too.

I really like him, but I'm bored.

It's complicated.

I like him, but I'm bored

And I like you,

that's a lot of elements

that means I have to speak

to Théo, you understand?

Things with Tristan are really

heating up. I know he wants me

more and more. And so do I.

We love it!

We'll break the bed.

Ouryel was at work.

Frankly, I really missed her.

I want to imagine myself

with Ouryel, but I don't know.

I can't figure her out, and I'd like

to know who she is deep down.

I'll tell you what.

To get away from people for a while,

let's go to dinner

just the two of us tonight.

My hubby Melvin

tells me we're going on a date

tonight, just the two of us,

to a restaurant. I'm thrilled.

I'm too too too happy!

My friends! Melvin and I

are going out to dinner tonight.

You're lying.

Yes, we are. So I have to get ready.

Oh, good!

I'm so excited.

Kara, close the door.

We need to debrief amongst ourselves.

It's the chaos show.

The TTM is not invited, actually.

Give me one last kiss.

Ouch! My shoulder!

There's a funny scene going on.

Kara's smooching him.

He has a hard-on.

We move away.

It's so good.

Right now, it's turning me. This game

and Tristan turn me on too much.

I don't know

where the hell I put my stuff.

It's been forever

since I've been on a date.

It's going to be so great.

- Don't let it get out of hand.

- Romantic atmosphere.

- Bad b*tch meets bad boy.

- Exactly!

Honestly, it scares me,

it stresses me. It's a big step

in the Melvin-Ouryel love-story.

I do my hair,

I put on my heels, some make-up.

For once, I'm not going out

looking like a bedraggled ostrich,

I look acceptable.

I can't wait.

- I feel like laughing.

- I'll open the door for you.

The lovers! Have fun!

- Bye bye.

- See you later!

Enjoy your meal!

Go on, don't laugh.

I swear, don't laugh!

We get there, laughing our asses off.

Because we don't know

anything about romance.

I'm looking classy tonight.

After you, madam.

Thank you.

Let's talk like normal people.

- What a nice weather today.

- I was going to say it! Nice weather.

It'll be good. A strawberry!

I've never seen that.

It must be a fancy people thing.

- Thank you.

- Thank you so much!

I'm in a fairy tale.

I see my bad boy.

Me and him

aren't used to this at all.

I'm more the type to go on dates,

eating McDonald's in cars,

at night, in parking lots.

- Did you fart?

- No.

You didn't?

We're kidding, but we're

right in the middle of our problem.

- We're incapable of being serious.

- We laugh too much.

We can't be serious.

We're laughing,

but we've got to get serious

because we've got

to talk about the two of us.

- I don't know what to think of you.

- I don't know either.

- You're uncertain.

- It's me who doesn't know.

You're a bit of a blur.

I don't understand.

I don't even know if you

like me at all, or if

I wouldn't be here with you,

and I wouldn't have asked you out.

You're the one who goes left and

right. I do too but I don't tell you.

You slept with Pépita, didn't you?

I haven't slept with anyone but you.

My p*ssy only open for you.

Yes, but that was

before we said all that.

You're going left and right.

After that you say,

"Yeah, I like you, I'm not going

to make a mess." You do it anyway.

How do you expect me

to be with you if you act

like the others

who just want to have fun?

It's hard for me to concentrate,

to focus on one person.

Now I understand how you work.

You're waiting for me to be reliable.

To allow you to open up to me.

But how can I trust you?

You'll see

the next few times we go out.

But if you mess up, I mess up.

It'll f*ck things up

and we'll stay flatmates. Okay?

Okay.

We draw up a little contract.

We're in the observation phase.

We'll analyze

how to behave at parties.

It allows us to move forward.

I hope Melvin will take everything

we've said into account

because I'm really sincere with him

and I really want to do something

good, for once, with someone.

So I hope he'll do the same,

otherwise I'll have his ba*ls.

What's the bottom line?

It's that you're a pretty woman

and if you don't

do anything stupid, maybe

I came to Frenchie Shore

to f*ck them all.

But it just fell into our laps.

I'm starting to get attached to her.

I can see that she is too.

So why not have a nice adventure?

You want me to blow you?

You'll hit your head

if you go under the table.

This is a disaster. I need

to calm my libido with him,

but too many things

are messing with my mind.

I'm excited like a wh*re

like a cat!

Hey!

Where's Julie? Julie?

My baby Ouryel

is back from her date.

In no time at all,

I've got her in the bedroom.

She'll tell me everything.

I can't wait to find out.

We thought, if one of us is

doing something stupid on his own,

it means he doesn't care enough

about the other to be together.

But our goal

is to leave here together.

So great, baby!

They're starting to get serious,

it's so cute.

It could only lead to this,

because they love each other.

But we'll see,

because he's not reliable at all,

but I'd like to believe in it.

TTM, you're so out!

What do you mean?

- Well yes.

- TTM, we're just lovers.

- Yes, you're lovers!

- Just kidding.

You're quackers.

It's true that in TTM,

there are stories starting to sprout,

each with his own baby.

But I'm not worried.

I'm really not, but like, it's mad.

Bam! b*tches!

Tonight, it's Black Pearl.

It's already home.

We're gonna f*ck it all.

Let's do it!

Tonight is party time!

Frenchie Shore!

This is it. Hostilities begin

as soon as you put the glass down.

It's gonna get dirty.

We dance, we have fun.

I'm so happy.

I don't pay attention to the guys.

I'm focused on my Melvin,

on my friends.

I'm channeling my inner

b*tch and inner wh*re, for his sake.

Right now?

During the evening, Tristan, I want

him. I decide to isolate myself

with him, where we can.

And show him how much

I want him.

We just came out of the bathroom.

She's just sucked me off.

Julie then comes and sticks to me.

I admit, I've got a wandering hand

on her bottom.

It's getting hotter and hotter with

Tristan. We can't even hold it.

When Kara clears the way, he says

he wants to f*ck me. I love it.

I'm number one in Tristan's head,

and I like it.

You, stop playing tag with Tristan.

- You're rubbing your hands.

- I feel alive again.

I'm not playing.

It's a crazy thing and at any moment,

it could explode with Théo.

And you're enjoying it up.

My name isn't Enzo anymore

if what I'm saying isn't the truth.

Stop lying.

She can't fool me.

I wasn't born yesterday.

I may be in the background, I can see

the game between Julie and Tristan.

They're getting closer,

whispering to each other.

Guys, I know it, I can tell.

Where do you stand in your

relationship? That's the question.

I'm bored.

He doesn't stimulate me at all.

- What do you mean?

- I don't laugh with him.

My kind of guy either stimulates me

or makes me laugh,

you know? And he doesn't do either.

- He doesn't do anything.

- But he's nice.

He's just there.

He's handsome, but that's it.

This is bad.

She's no longer attracted to the guy.

I feel bad for him.

I think he can't imagine

this level of seriousness

in the distancing.

Even if I'm laughing,

I think it's nervous,

we're driving

straight into a wall, that's it.

Frenchie Shore,we're going home!

We're going home! I'm thinking, did

Gandalf take the microphone or what?

It was such a great night!

- We're back, guys!

- And it's not over yet!

It's not over yet!

Julie is mysterious!

We had such a great time.

I've got a game idea.

Honestly, it'll be fun.

I can't wait to see it.

What will she come up with now?

So, we'll take turns

wearing the mask.

We're all going to smooch each other

and give a grade

to the person who smooches us.

What an incredible game!

I think it's funny.

Since we smooch all the times

Well, why not?

Who's gonna wear the mask first?

- I'll start.

- He'll kiss whoever he's told. Okay.

I'll let you decide

who's going to smooch Melvin.

I don't smooch men.

- Don't worry.

- Come on, let's go!

And we grade the kiss.

Let's go.

A solid six and a half.

Second person for Melvin.

He's doing a tonsil parade.

Julie, why are you doing that

when everything's going so well?

I don't know why, I feel this game

isn't the best idea she's had here.

Come on, last person.

There was one I felt I knew.

Where's my girlfriend?

The guys are pointing

the finger at Nico.

Melvin made it clear

he wouldn't kiss a boy.

We can't force him to smooch a boy.

I gesture wildly, I say no, no, no.

I'm starting to assert myself.

Before I even finish,

Nico is already

in Melvin's mouth. And then,

Oh my God

Are you crazy?

- Are you crazy?

- What's wrong?

- You wanna die? Son of a b*tch!

- Shut the f*ck up!

I told you not to do it

Did you say son of a b*tch?

Hey, calm down!

- Are you kidding me?

- Nico!

It's a game!

I only asked for one thing,

and that was not to kiss guys.

I've got it up to here,

I'm pissed off at everyone.

You people are crazy.

I warned you. We'll see now.

I can play any game,

but when I set the rules

beforehand, it's not for nothing.

What pissed me wasn't

that Nico kissed me,

it was that there was a condition,

and I trusted them,

they didn't respect me

and that pisses me off.

- It was 1 000 percent sure.

- He said no, guys.

You're all sick!

If you'd asked, I wouldn't

have done it with Melvin. I knew.

Oops!

- They played dumb, not you.

- Why didn't you tell me?

Why was I so late?

I was at the far end of the room.

You know very well

what Nico is like. He's a madman,

but he's got nothing to do with it.

It's the others who are laughing.

They were like, blah blah

They really wanted

to play their game.

They've tested the limits.

I warned him.

He was the first to wear the mask.

It could have been anybody.

- That's true. That was the game.

- I agree!

- I would have played it.

- I know, Tristan.

- You'd have played anybody.

- Even Théo, who's not into this,

wouldn't have tried that.

Guys, you can't

dictate someone's orientation.

- Théo would have reacted the same.

- But it's a game.

No, he said, no guys for me.

Théo, you'd have been pissed off,

but

you wouldn't have reacted like that.

I really didn't think you were going

to match guys with guys.

- Honey, I said everyone

- I'm serious.

- Stop being such a phony!

- What? Are you crazy?

Go home! Shut up! I've had enough!

LOL! You never open your mouth,

and you do it

when it doesn't even concern you.

I explained the rules of the game.

He told you no boys, it means

no boys. You respect people!

- I said the rules!

- It's respect.

There were several of us

to designate. Shut up!

- Not true.

- Shut the f*ck up.

Shut up, I can't hear you.

It bloody annoyed me.

Théo's really getting on my nerves,

although there's nothing mean

about it.

We're on the g*dd*mn Frenchie Shore.

Everyone has to be open-minded.

You, with your limited perspective,

defend your boy?

- Get out!

- You can't play with everything.

Yes we can,

we're the Frenchie Shore.

Shut the f*ck up!

Everything's game. Get the f*ck out!

Get the f*ck out!

In Frenchie Shore,everything's game.

Guys kiss guys. Girls kiss girls.

Consent is important.

Just because it's Frenchie Shore

doesn't mean

- I've explained the rules.

- I don't give a sh*t.

- You're unhappy, it's the same.

- He said no boys.

- I can't hear you, I can't hear you!

- as*h*le!

I say to myself, that's it, she's

having a Gremlins-style meltdown.

She's turning up the heat.

She won't calm down.

She won't stop.

I tell myself it's simple.

It's not even for me

to hear all this.

- Where are they all?

- They all went to sleep.

In the end,

to get away from all the drama,

Melvin and I are going

to sleep in the f*ck.

We're going to stay on our own.

I think it's the best thing to do.

I'm going to give him hugs, kisses.

I'll do everything I can

to relax him.

But I think it's time

to go to sleep now.

This morning, I woke up

and it's very tense with what

happened very tense

with what happened

with Melvin last night.

So I decided to speak up,

because I understand Melvin,

that he's simply angry and feels

disappointed, let down and betrayed.

Yesterday,

it was all our fault, all of us.

Melvin said at the start of the game,

no weird stuff with guys.

So, in this story, Melvin,

it's normal for him to freak out.

Then, on the other hand,

I lost it. I freaked out,

because no one talks about my mom.

Where did it start?

When you're disrespectful,

don't complain

No. Now, Melvin,

I don't agree with you.

Now you've gone beyond

"Oh, sorry, I smooched you,

I didn't mean to. Sorry."

Well, bro,

that's not the way life is.

I understand every point of view.

Even if I'm in this position

where I'm attracted to guys

because I'm g*y.

But you must keep perspectives.

You can't tolerate everything.

Now, you know the limits, period.

From now on, listen to consent

and don't betray the others. Really.

He asked for something

and we betrayed him. It's terrible.

- We all betrayed him.

- I'm pleased

that the group

understands things a little.

It's 50 percent of the job.

We're on the right track

and it calms me down a little.

We're going to try and get back

on the right track today,

for the new day.

We mustn't let this upset the group.

What happened the day before

wasn't cool.

It was too much

of a commotion for nothing.

I'd like to take Théo aside

to apologize, because obviously,

the things I said went a bit too far.

So about yesterday,

I didn't like was the fact

that you got so worked up about it.

I started the game and so on,

but I wasn't the only one

pointing the finger at Nico.

You couldn't calm down,

and neither could I.

As a result, I said some crazy sh*t.

It got out of hand, you know.

I shouldn't have,

and I apologize for that.

Well, I say, I accept your apology.

Relax. Give me a kiss.

We're making up with Théo.

We put things straight.

He asks me for a hug, a kiss.

I give it to him, but honestly,

my heart's not in it at all.

Something has broken yesterday.

So that's it.

I'm a bit puzzled by the situation.

With everything that's happened,

I feel a bit at fault. So here we go.

Today's pool party.

I'm preparing it,

to ease the tension. And I think

we're gonna have a great day.

Frenchie Shore!

Frenchie pool-party at the villa.

So I'm really happy.

I'm loving it. Great atmosphere.

It will restrengthen the bonds

within the family. It's a great idea

from Melvin.

Ouryel, isn't the foam

dangerous, if you're sucking?

I look right, a blowjob.

I look left, a coconut tree.

It's the same thing here.

It's Frenchie Shore.

Let's play a game!

- Beer pong?

- What's your game?

Beer-pong. Under the cups,

there are dares.

I'm the beer-pong Queen.

I'm gonna kick a*s.

Suck a toe for five seconds.

That's disgusting.

I'd rather suck something else,

but okay. We pretend

it's a tiny c*ck and move on.

Fake the best cunnilingus ever.

I take it more

as a publicity stunt than a pledge.

If you want to give your girl

a real cunnilingus,

send her to me. We'll talk later.

Fake the best blowjob ever. Ah!

Of course, of all the people

in this villa, it had to be me.

- Come on, it's okay.

- Peel it.

I take my best oral thrust.

I pull in the banana,

and you get the idea.

I don't need to go on and on and on.

Frankly, Enzo seems to suck very

well. There's no problem for him.

- Did you f*ck him up?

- I didn't even look. I never doubted.

I understand everything.

Théo's going to spank me.

I see the big guy coming,

I'm gonna get my a*s kicked.

Come on, Théo! Do it for real!

- No, I'm not like that.

- Ouch, ouch ouch!

It feels like he's ripped

my as*h*le out.

It hurts too much. I feel his fingers

engraved in my buttock.

There's a handprint!

I understand Kara.

It turns me on so much.

All right, that's it, guys!

Tonight's bowling night.

Honestly, I don't know

how to bowl. All I know

is I'm going to walk

sexily up to the pins,

I'm going to shift my a*s way back,

I'm going to swing the ball

in a very sexy way.

That I can handle.

- Let's go!

- Let's go to the party!

We're gonna have a blast!

Good evening.

We've arrived at the bowling alley,

with ba*ls of every color

and size.

But it's great! I hope I win.

As soon as there are ba*ls,

victory is mine.

Let start the game!

Nice touch! Nice!

Strike!

Ouryel, in the very first round,

she gets a strike. So it's not just

Melvin's ba*ls she's good with.

She's been lying to us, naughty girl!

Can you do that with big ba*ls?

I look at my little wife: strike!

I look at the barman: strike!

Honestly, nothing can happen to me.

I'm too good.

I've always known I was the King.

But now I feel it even more.

Oh, the b*stard.

I'm hot as hell. I throw the ball.

This is serious!

It's nothingness.

f*ck it.

Go for it. Yes!

- Spare!

- Yes!

I feel like k*lling myself.

During the game,

frankly, I'm really annoyed.

I don't feel like talking to Théo,

I'm hopeless, I'm pissed off.

You're going crazy.

Yes, I feel like being all alone.

- I can see it, I can feel it.

- I can't wait to be alone.

I'm not feeling very well.

I'm not sure what's going on.

I don't understand anything anymore.

I'm a bit lost.

Julie, I'd prefer her

to be with us in the good vibes.

But she's just the way she is.

When she needs to be alone,

she shows it.

I respect that.

I'm not here to smother her.

Sweetheart, you look bad.

I'm crazy exhausted.

Because you're getting

fed up with Théo?

- I can't stand him anymore.

- Does Théo sense that you're colder?

Yes, he told me I'm dodging

like crazy. It's hurting me.

Seeing him hanging there like that,

when I'm really fed up with him.

The situation oppresses me too much.

I don't want to hurt Théo

because he's too cute.

And the cuter he is,

the more it boggles my mind,

the more disgusted I am

with what I'm doing to him.

Tell him how you feel, like,

"Théo, I like you a lot,

"but I'm incapable

of getting attached.

"Like, we can stay good buddies,

sleep together,

"but there won't be anything more."

And maybe he'll be able to put up

barriers too, if you tell him that.

Julie must come clean with Théo.

Because I like him too. He's getting

more and more attached to Julie.

I think there's no point

in raising false hopes.

It's better to say it quickly,

to limit the damage.

Julie, you've got to talk to Théo

and tell him the truth.

It's imperative.

Back home! At the villa!

- What?

- "Meet me at in the garden. Antonin."

What's he doing to us?

If he sends me a job at this hour,

it's all over between us,

though it hadn't begun.

Good evening, Shores.

- Hi, there.

- Come and face me.

I fear the worst.

Surprise!

Antonin in the garden

You know me? I say to myself,

well, the job's done. I think he's in

for something nice.

I think, what's going to happen?

I can't wait!

Over the last few days,

I've been getting

good calls from the bosses,

good feedback.

I came to congratulate you. Then,

I walk into the house, it's Shanghai.

I've got to sanction.

So

What? No!

I see sleeping bags,

I see that the ground is wet,

I'm pissed off.

What's going to happen

is that I'm gonna close

all the windows and doors

in the house.

Tonight you sleep outside,

under the stars.

That's going to teach you respect

for the house, and for each other.

How can you do this to me, Antonin?

You've got no right.

You've got to be kidding!

What about the toilets?

Understood?

Can I at least

go to the toilet first?

Take care. Good luck!

You need to clean,

because right now, it's a mess.

Enjoy your evening.

I don't like bugs, humidity.

I don't like cold.

I don't like the cohesion

between nature and me

at night. I can't take it anymore.

I feel like freaking out.

NEXT EPISODES

I'm gonna pee outside.

Oh no!

Girl, your guy is being snogged.

Everyone knows and no one says it.

I kiss Julie in the corridor. I kiss

Kara. I want to sleep with her.

Go to work, guys.

- You're a liar!

- I'm so pissed off.

- Shut your mouth.

- Kara thinks she's Mariah Carey.

You're starting to break my ba*ls!

Stop shouting!

I was like that!

We infiltrated the beach party

and we watch what's going on.

Théo and Pépita!

Iris is hungry!

Frenchie Shore!