01x09 - If everything were simple, they'd be bored

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PREVIOUSLY

The f*ck board.

We'll see who's on the TTM podium.

To raise the score,

get your checks boys!

I want to suck you off.

Théo and I are on

the love story highway.

Crazy chemistry.

But who do I see?

Butterflies are starting

to flutter in my stomach.

I feel like you're already married.

I'll prepare their wedding night.

- Will you come to the villa?

- I'd love to.

If I'd known,

I would've never f*cked with you.

You should've told me.

I've been played for a fool.

I have no allies.

I'm declaring w*r on everyone.

You must be very good

with your tongue.

In Pokémon there's Karrablast,

here there's Kara-b*tch.

You'll f*ck her once.

And you'll continue with me.

There are still a few people

I need to k*ll in this house.

The villa will go up in flames.

You're sh*t. I'm going

to punch you in the face.

She wants a reputation.

So I'm going to talk to Théo

to find out what's going on.

FRENCHIE SHORE

Julie maximum party!

With Ouryel, it's chic chic chic,

d*ck d*ck d*ck.

It's hot, there are girls,

I'm burly, bye-bye.

I'm here with my c*ck,

watch your back.

I look like an angel but I'm a devil.

Always irresistible,

never disrespectful.

I'm Enzo,

here to hijack all the heteros.

I like girls, I like sex,

no competition, I'm relaxed.

Girls like me are scarce.

Hi, I'm Pépita.

No Nico, no party!

FRENCHIE SHORE

- I already suspected. I'm not stupid.

- Nothing happened.

Stop. You would've told me?

She asked you not to say anything.

I have a lot of respect for you.

If you lie, it will disappoint me.

- Pépita, I played her game.

- What's her game?

We just sat down, and I told her:

I'm going to tell Pépita

we didn't do anything.

I'm reassured.

I was having hot flashes.

What kind of fifth grade plan

is that?

That's all she is.

Blah blah blah. Ridiculous.

That's the only word

that comes to mind. Ridiculous.

This didn't belong at my place,

so I removed it.

It's Kara's.

I don't know if they slept together,

but I doubt it.

Théo would've told me. He's honest.

Basically, I don't really care.

I'm not saying it doesn't hurt,

because I like Théo.

When I like something,

I don't need to find it elsewhere.

I know the TTM game is to f*ck

chicks, but I don't care about that.

Because if anything happens,

it will only be carnal.

It won't be like what's going on

between him and me.

I'm a human being, and it'll hurt

my heart to know that you know?

I didn't come looking for a husband.

He didn't come looking for a wife.

But there are things in life

you can't control.

I thought I'd be tranquil,

but you never are.

- I'm going to sit down.

- Go ahead.

What's happening to Pépita?

She's heartless normally.

She doesn't care about anything.

But I love Théo too much!

It's impossible!

Watch out,

she wants something serious.

She's gotten attached to you.

What did she say?

She told me:

"He's the perfect guy for me."

I think that's euphoria.

It's the euphoria

when everything goes well.

It's the euphoria of the 4 or 5

or 6 or 7 orgasms I've given her.

It's true that

we didn't expect such results.

You and her?

Yeah, it's true.

- It shows that there is chemistry.

- Yeah.

He really likes her.

He shares real moment with her

and they're both sincere.

The TTM, we got caught up

in our own game.

We're all in couples

and I wasn't expecting that.

Bravo girls, well done! You got us.

With Julie, I'm crushing like crazy.

It's the outside that scares me.

- What do you think, Enzo?

- About you and Julie.

Yeah, from behind.

I don't believe in it.

You've established a couple

with someone

who doesn't share the same

vision of a relationship as you.

- Imagine if she goes to see a guy.

- I know, he's already into her.

I will be stressed out.

If we go out, I won't last long.

I'll get turned off very quickly.

We are going out tonight.

Tonight will be the test.

Tonight, it's the Warehouse!

- We're gonna f*ck this up!

- We're gonna smash it, baby!

- The Frenchie Shore!

- The Frenchie Shore!

- Enzo!

- It's Dorian.

It's my brother-in-law, Enzo's

husband! Dorian's in the house!

I'm so happy! Enzo wasn't

expecting that. It's crazy!

I really did that

Oh wow, my darlings!

How are you doing?

I'm so happy.

The best surprise. I'm too happy.

This is going to be the best evening.

I wasn't expecting this.

I love him too much.

- Are you happy?

- Yeah.

It was complicated.

I wanted to see you.

But tomorrow I'm leaving.

I've got the train, I'm working.

Are you kidding me?

It's his last night here.

Tomorrow he's going back to Nice.

I'm not getting demotivated.

I focus on Dorian from

my f*cking hair to my f*cking feet.

You're too beautiful together.

They're both smiling. Magnificent.

That's a stylish dress.

You're going to wreck havoc.

- I make carnage every night.

- You do?

- Carnage every night.

- She's not looking for anything.

I've got my guy.

Tonight, I've only got eyes for

Tristan, and that's where it ends.

- I love you, it's crazy.

- Thank you, sweetheart.

We'll see if it lasts or not.

It's going to be complicated.

You know that you're not going

to stay : "Julie, Julie." No way.

You know it,

and that's how you'll live best.

- I want it to be: "Julie, Julie."

- In time.

We are not going to rush things,

take it easy.

You're still a bit on Kara's ribs,

so you can't have my a*s.

And we'll see later

if I'm reliable or not.

I've thought of a little compromise.

If you want to.

- I wouldn't want to, but go ahead.

- Wait to find out.

Act 1950, Melvin and Ouryel, action!

Wouldn't it be nice

in our relationship since we're

to have a day

to both do what we want.

It doesn't mean that

you won't burn out that I

Die!

If you like me,

this question doesn't even arise.

- You can have fun without

- I like you, that's not the problem.

If, imagine,

with my willy I water everyone,

if something happens,

you will have been warned.

How many liters of acid were poured

into the brain of this mental ret*rd?

He doesn't understand a thing,

and I'm wondering:

"Am I not just an occupation

in this villa and

as soon as we leave he needs to go

and forage in other bumblebees?"

I don't get it.

I don't know what to tell you.

I understand your fears.

We hadn't planned for

something like this to happen.

But I am assuming that, I don't know.

Have your party, put up whatever

barriers are necessary or not.

I have no desire to go

with someone else.

I believe her because as soon as

we had the talk in the restaurant,

she didn't do anything.

If she's not doing anything,

I must behave well too.

I don't know how it's going to go,

but it's going to go.

Let's do it! Let's go, we're hot!

Yeah, Dorian!

We arrived at the club.

I'd never seen anything like it.

There was nobody there.

No one at all. Nobody.

But the Frenchie Shore is here.

We don't need people to have fun.

The more I look at Dorian, the more

I see there are eye contact games.

I don't know

if we can contain ourselves

He does things to me,

with his lips like this.

Don't do that to me!

Don't do that to me! I'm not shy.

Don't make me hot! Don't make me hot.

Hallelujah! At last!

The lion has woken up! It was time!

And now

I'm in a daydream.

This is too much for me.

Too good!

It's weird because

I'm not used to it.

I'm very closed off

about my feelings.

I know.

But I'm in full faculty to open up,

to tell him about my life.

Dorian and Enzo,

I think they're so cute.

They're comfortable,

and that's all I want to see.

Do you want to come back to

the villa with me tonight?

Say yes otherwise!

I'm so happy. I'm over the moon.

I'm on cloud nine.

I'm too happy. If he'd said not,

I'd have dumped him anyway.

- You still have chemistry for me.

- No, I don't.

I think Tristan likes me,

in spite of everything.

He can't stop himself from

coming to talk to me.

Okay, go ahead. Talk about your life.

I don't give a damn.

- How could I f*ck a guy like you?

- Even I don't know.

But you did it. And you loved it.

But you did it.

Two times.

I can see Kara talking to Tristan.

She's having too much fun

with my ba*ls.

Tristan, I adore you,

but stop abusing.

- Are you all alone?

- No, I'm with my girlfriend.

- Where is she?

- She's over there, but she's shy.

Let's go and get her.

I see a girl coming to the table.

I'm getting to know her.

She's too cute. She's so my style.

I'm going for it with my little Jena,

and off we go!

- Her first name is Jena?

- I hope so.

No but two minutes? Two minutes!

I reconnect my chakras with the

terrestrial moon of Mars and Pluto.

I refocus on myself.

Basically, I came here to party,

to have fun with my friends.

Live your life, forget about me.

I see Ouryel twerking at Théo,

she's doing it to make me jealous.

It's an excuse

to reverse the situation.

Oh no! He went for the little pilgrim

with light-brown hair.

He stuck his tongue in her mouth.

But why?

She's nothing next to Ouryel!

He really is crazy.

Ouryel, darling.

I'm not going to waste my time

with a guy

who can't contain himself

as soon as there's a chick

in front of him.

Tonight, he's going to live his life,

I'm going to live my life.

Never mind the consequences.

THE WAREHOUSE

I'm too used to hooking up

with Frenchies.

But it's true that Théo kisses

really well, unlike the others.

So it's always pleasant. And at

that moment, it's kind of nice.

You're waiting for me to leave

so you can pick up Théo?

And you don't hit on me?

The look on Iris' face makes me

want to die. She's decomposing.

She's seen the living dead.

I'm kidding, cat.

I just want her to kiss me.

Like I said I like Théo.

Maybe I'll sleep with Théo,

I don't know.

The future

But that's why I've always asked you,

because I want to be honest with you,

because I like you too, Pépita.

Théo and I have a real love story.

We're at the Frenchie Shore.

But if I saw a real connection,

it would hurt my heart.

But I know he doesn't give a damn.

We're at Frenchie Shore,

we're all hooking up.

Who cares?

But this is as far as you go.

Cool off a bit, Iris.

It's better you don't touch Théo.

Let's go, we're off!

End of the evening. I've done

some sh*t. I've kissed a chick.

With Ouryel,

things could blow up at any moment,

on the way back or at the villa.

I've done nothing apart from

twerking on Théo's d*ck.

- It's better you don't talk.

- You're going to mess with me?

I'm not.

I danced with Théo because

we were talking at the same time.

He's kidding?

Melvin's got a big ego,

he's a big macho and that's that.

That's what it comes down to.

Melvin, big macho.

I short, narcissistic pervert.

Narcissistic pervert?

I am a narcissistic pervert?

You're a toxic guy.

You're toxic, Melvin.

Shut up. I'm a toxic guy?

Julie, tell him it's toxic.

you. It's toxic, so what?

The guy's crazy. The guy's crazy.

The guy hooks up,

I don't do anything wrong and

I'm the one who gets shouted at.

Know what?

Melvin, you're on your own.

And I'm convinced that

tomorrow morning,

you'll be the first to regret it,

and it'll be too late.

FRENCHIE SHORE

FRENCHIE SHORE

Come on!

There's nothing

I don't want to accept,

but you did something sh*t, man.

Deal with it.

But when are you going

to tell him to stop?

If you let a guy do anything to you,

he'll do anything to you.

- That's why

- Why don't you let him do anything?

Stop, you b*stard.

Frankly, he annoys me,

he pisses me off.

He's always got something to

say to me. He's driving me crazy.

- Watch out. I'm not your girlfriend.

- Stop it, get lost.

It's okay guys.

I'm smothering you.

What if I don't get lost?

What if I don't get lost?

- Get lost.

- What then?

- Stop.

- Do it.

Kara, stop provoking him. Stop it.

Tristan. Please, I'm begging you.

He is hammered, this tr*mp.

He's hammered. Look at him!

Kara and Tristan,

it's an unfinished relationship.

Kara can't stop

throwing digs at Tristan.

Tristan can't help

throwing digs at Kara.

If they really didn't care,

they wouldn't waste their time

yelling at each other.

It's all nonsense.

Poor Dorian, poor Enzo.

Another evening wasted.

- You don't have much time.

- I'm not going to suck him.

Are you crazy? Why are you acting

like the Virgin Mary?

Yeah.

Enzo, are you Frenchie Shore

or not?

What are you talking about?

Go to the love room, you madman.

But let me do it. I'm shy. Stop!

No, cut it! Leave me alone!

I'm comfortable in my body.

I'm at ease.

It's been a long time since

I've felt that way with any boy.

He manages to put me at ease

without intimidating me.

We're on the same wavelength.

Is that what makes me relativize

and feel good?

I'm with a stable guy and

that feels good! It was time!

- Well, my cat

- Well, kisses.

- See you soon.

- Kisses.

- Send me a message.

- Yes, come on. Kisses, my cat.

I'm disgusted, but I'm happy

because I've had a good evening.

I'm putting it into perspective,

I know we'll see each other again.

After this adventure,

it's out of the question for me

not to try anything more with Dorian.

I'm thinking: "Enzo, go for it!

It's Dorian and nobody else."

Oh dear, that was too good!

Here we are,

living on love and fresh water.

I want to talk,

so that it's all clear and precise.

Sometimes you say things

you shouldn't say.

Because you piss me off. I say it

because I know it's going to sting.

It's a real shame it's gone this far.

I don't hate him, on the contrary.

There was a lot of ego involved.

And I think there are things about me

that really annoy him,

and he didn't quite manage

to contain himself,

and I fanned the flames too.

I don't want to feel any animosity

towards you.

Nor do I. Because, honestly, even if

you said you'd never calculate me,

you're a girl I'd want to talk to

in real life.

You're not a bad girl.

Come and give me a hug.

You've got to stop with

the tears in your eyes

You bring tears to my eyes.

This is what makes me sad.

I hate hurting you.

- Unreliable.

- Can we talk or not?

- Can we talk or not?

- It's important, please.

I leave you to love, my baby.

Right now I'm freaking out.

This can't be happening.

And Julie thinks

I'm doing something with Kara,

because she sees me

in a room with Kara.

I'm thinking:

"Julie's gonna freak out."

- I'll sleep with you, or?

- She's sleeping with us.

Julie, I'm going to drag you

by the skin of your a*s.

Wait till I get back and

I'll drag you by your a*s.

Never.

Tristan, lol, rushing back

so I can sleep with him tonight.

But never. I don't think you get

who I really am.

I'm the Queen. Go f*ck yourself.

New awakening in the villa.

I wake up on the bed.

I'm not motivated at all,

I'm super tired.

Especially since

it's over with Ouryel.

Yesterday Melvin did great,

and my d*ck did great too.

You need to get ready,

we're leaving in five minutes. Okay?

Very motivated.

I wake up feeling light in my body

but heavy in my head.

I really don't have my hours of sleep

in my blood.

The chick I hooked up with,

was she cute?

Yes, Jena.

I can't remember her name anymore.

It was Jena.

Melvin's lost. He's got one foot in

the Warehouse, the other on the bed.

He asks me if the chick

he hooked up with was cute.

Oh yeah, it's late

to be asking me that.

You've had problems because of her.

It's only now you're asking me.

You're really hot-blooded.

- Come on.

- You all look like sh*t, guys.

Let's go.

With joy and good humor.

Yeah!

I'm going with Pépita,

Théo and Melvin.

This is going to be complicated.

They don't want to work.

They're all hungover.

I'm in a good mood, I'm all cute

and I know I'm going to tear it up.

We're going to work, my phobia.

Hello, hello!

Nice to meet you.

Kilian, the beach attendant.

Kara.

- Régis, how are you?

- Régissou!

The look on your face today!

- I've been f*cked all night, Régis

- Oh damn!

With Théo, my nights are restless.

Last night,

I was called Pépipornstar,

and I prefer this job

to the beach club,

so I'm not motivated at all.

Really I don't intend to work.

Today, the goal is

to push the sand up against that.

Is this a joke?

It's madness.

You girls put in the sand

and the boys push.

What is this madness? Honestly

How can people get up

in the morning to do this?

You're taken for a fool, Kilian.

You're picking up sand on a beach.

- Can we push with our hands?

- Can you motivate us with something?

- A shot.

- Really?

- Of course.

- Yeah! I'll make it look good.

I'm used to fixing things

without making an effort.

But right now,

I'm going to shovel in the sun,

and that's a bit of a headache.

But I'm going to get

one or more shots,

so that motivates me

to give it my all.

I've got something

to motivate you again.

Down in one and off you go again!

Really?

Easy with the shovel!

We're teasing each other.

It's a game that excites me,

all the more because I'm single.

There's no Ouryel around

to get in the way.

- Melvin, you're not doing anything!

- My neck hurts.

Can you give me a massage?

Actually, it's a little here, here.

Then it goes down here, but

You're pissing me off.

Things aren't going well with Ouryel.

Each time there's something

going on with Ouryel,

Melvin's a tease,

He wants to get closer.

It's just entertainment for me.

Okay, go ahead. Come on, sit down.

- All right, that's it.

- It's all right, it's over.

Let's finish our night.

Work's done, I'm all in.

Let me have my little break

with my baby, quiet, relaxed.

You're not working much anymore,

but you did a good job.

The job's done, Kiki!

You can come with me,

a surprise is waiting for you.

The job's done, it's no thanks

to the others, it's thanks to me,

But that's okay,

you can take the credit.

We all know it's thanks to Kara.

We had a little debrief,

and he told me that you'd done it.

Yeah!

They sent out a great strong team.

You girls did pretty well too.

Thank you.

Every job at Régis ends the same way.

The old man makes us feel good.

I love you, but please

don't ever call me to work again.

I'll see you for a drink.

Don't ever make me work like that.

- See you next time.

- Bye.

Have a nice day.

That's it, the job's done.

I didn't do sh*t.

How could they think

we did a good job?

It's time to go home.

I'm dreading the day with Ouryel.

I have no idea how it's going to go.

FRENCHIE SHORE

FRENCHIE SHORE

How did it go with Dorian?

Did you suck him off?

- No.

- Liar!

I swear.

We jerked each other off, that's all.

I'm coming back down to earth.

I'm in a good mood this morning.

The night before, I was with Dorian.

There was a bit of a bifurcation

in the genital area.

Anyway, I slept well.

Dorian filled me with happiness

yesterday, so today's a good day.

It's going to go well.

You've got to talk to Julie today

before saying nonsense.

She wanted you to talk

to Kara as little as possible.

In 24 hours, you've talked to her

maybe 17 hours in a day.

- You're exaggerating.

- Okay.

Well, 15 hours, then.

It would have made me angry too.

I don't understand Julie's reaction.

I was clear,

I said there was

no ambiguity with Kara

I'm too upset to talk to her.

In fact, I'd already warned him.

I said: "You can pick up

whoever you want,

play with whoever you want.

I don't give a damn. But not her."

He thinks I'm jealous,

but it's because I don't like her.

He didn't want to understand,

I'm going to ignore him.

Kara's getting on my nerves.

She likes to turn guys on

and I know what she's doing is

getting Tristan all hot and bothered

to break us up.

I'm not giving my a*s

and I'm waiting to see how it goes.

I'm very skeptical

about this evening.

I'm in the dark.

- In the what?

- The dark.

- Dark about what?

- The evening wasn't constructive.

- Yet everything is clear.

- Yes, I'm single.

Melvin and I are over.

He clearly disrespected me.

Really, I find myself at a dead end.

I feel like no matter

how hard I try to make it work,

he just doesn't give it his all.

I tell myself that Melvin and I

have no chance of working things out.

I'm the most open chick in the world.

I asked for something

he didn't understand,

too bad for him.

You, yours didn't either,

you're underwater

- Yeah.

- Finally, hard.

As a great poet would say:

"I understood everything".

'I understood everything."

Julie says she doesn't understand

Melvin's rant about Ouryel,

she doesn't understand

my rant about Kara.

She needs to question herself too.

She's a bit lost in her life.

She has to come to terms with it.

She pisses me off.

He'll come back.

I'm not sure he will.

He's freaked out that

he's fallen for a loony like me.

He's capable of not coming back

not to get more attached.

Season 3 episode 14 Melvin-Ouryel.

I can't stand it anymore.

It's always the same thing.

I listen to her, nod and smile.

I know that it's going to work out.

- Hello!

- Hello!

We've been working.

- What did you guys do?

- We removed sand from the beach.

I see Ouryel, it's a bit cold

between us, we haven't had a chat.

I don't know

what she thinks about it,

but until we've got everything

straightened out, we can't go on.

So you're back together?

Me and Kara? No.

I'm just talking to her again. We're

not roasting each other anymore.

- We're still roomies.

- Exactly, roomies.

Tristan has decided

to raise a white flag.

He wants no spats between us

and he's right.

You don't want to have me

as an enemy.

By 3 p.m.,

he'll have talked to her again.

- No way.

- You'll see, by 3 p.m.

No, she has too many manners.

I can't take it anymore.

Too much of a princess.

This morning, she was

- Right from the start, you had her

- She was on the couch there

If things go wrong between them,

I'm not going to cry.

And in my head, I say to myself:

"Serves you right, Julie!"

What about Ouryel?

If she starts getting too attached,

I'm going to hurt her too much.

Who told her to get attached?

- You can't control that.

- Right, but I'm always honest.

Pépita's starting to fall for you.

But she knows, I do what I want.

Melvin and me have

something in common.

We're from Paris, chicks dig that.

They're more in love than we are,

which is a classic pattern.

Tristan's playing the lover.

He just doesn't get it.

I think of him when he sees this.

I've got something to propose to you.

We're going to reconnect our chakras.

- Is it pottery?

- Today it's body-painting activity.

Everybody get naked,

we're going to paint ourselves.

Let's show what we can do

with our hands, apart from

So let the creativity begin.

- Tristan, will you do my body?

- No, I'm with Nico.

He wants to do a llama on my body.

I know he's going to say no,

but it's fun. Tristan, I'm here!

It's the Pablo Picasso workshop

this afternoon, guys!

Go ahead, my little rascal,

draw me anything you like.

Be Van Gogh, Leonardo da Vinci.

Let's go!

Don't move your leg.

- Shall I put this on too?

- I think so.

Pépita is at ease. She takes

us out The turkey is in place.

Théo paints every millimeter

of her anatomy.

At this point, I say to myself:

"Okay, okay."

So beautiful, Pépita. Too beautiful.

I can't!

I've got the image in my head of

the dangling thing!

- It's full blue.

- Around. Is that it?

Obviously, I'm his muse.

Paint me, Théo.

So here I am, presenting my work.

The Frenchie Shore mascot:

Renée the sl*t.

That's it, then.

It's not the Mona Lisa,

it's the Mona Fatsa.

She's still hungover,

I don't think she can see straight.

She wanted to. She tried.

She didn't win.

- Participating is the most important.

- And participate she did.

Stand to one side, the models are

going to parade like Fashion Week.

Fashion shows are my dream come true.

I parade for Art Fashion Week.

We have our jurors in front of us,

and I want to put my heart into it.

I want to go as far as possible

with Tristan.

- Magnificent!

- Yeah!

I think everyone is going to be

stunned by the beauty of my body.

There's Dolce and Gabbana

pointing to Thailand.

Pattaya, we're here!

Oh my God!

I wanted to do the Mona Lisa.

It looks more like my Aunt Karima.

You can see a face, hair, a tree,

decoration. My mission is a success.

It's not Mbappé, it's Mbappépite!

Did you get it? Number 10. It's good.

- Enzo took a hagra.

- You're magnificent.

I don't really need to explain,

but as Enzo dreams of

being part of the TTM,

I think it was a great honor for him,

especially to have

the captain's armband.

I don't know if you saw it.

So there you have it.

Incredible, Enzo's jersey, brother.

I want it. Where is it available?

I want that body-paint, too.

Give me the price, I'll buy it.

And the winner is

Enzo!

TTM! TTM! TTM!

Applaud! Applaud!

Victory achieved.

I've finally been awarded

the title of best work of art.

I'm so happy, I'm part of the TTM.

I'm the captain.

This brings a little prestige

to my life, and I'm very happy.

Young lovebirds! Gather up.

We're going parasailing!

I'm taking Tristan

and Julie up in the air,

because I want Julie

and Tristan to make peace.

- Guys, I can't do this.

- Yes you can.

Are you a real man or not?

I'm afraid of heights,

I hate heights.

I'm going to be super high

with only two snap hooks.

What's more, I'm sure the others

will want to put me with Julie.

There's some tension, maybe

she'll unhook my snap hook up there.

Frankly, I'm not reassured.

I'm going to go, but reluctantly.

Go, go, go! We're off!

I'm so happy.

I've always dreamed of doing this.

It's true that in the Vendée, there

are more fields than anything else.

But in any case, I can't wait.

Parachute sensation

at sailing park Oh

- Let's go!

- This idiot is barefoot.

Let's go, folks!

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

For Frenchie Shore, go, go, go!

Bam! Game over.

You've lost, my darling.

It's all over for you.

- I'm going with Iris.

- Julie goes with Tristan.

Julie and Tristan, there's

no negotiation, you're together.

The troops are urging me

to pair up with Tristan, obviously,

because we've fallen out.

Honestly, I don't feel

like talking to him at all.

But we'll see how things go up there.

Besides, I think I'm

the best person to reassure him.

- Hello, youngsters.

- Hi.

Going up in the air or not?

- Yeah.

- The usual, right?

- In every sense of the term.

- Come on, let's do it.

I'm so happy! Go my champion!

You're beautiful like that!

Get in there with your sweetie.

Here we go!

I'm starting to feel sick, I've got a

headache, I feel like throwing up,

I'm cold even though it's 113 F out.

It's really not my thing.

I'm in no hurry for it to start.

- You're our champion, you know that?

- I hate the sea, it's crazy.

- You'll love it.

- You hate heights and the sea.

You'll love it.

What's more,

with a little b*mb there!

Look at the waves, bro!

It's nothing.

He told you,

parasailing is zero sensation. Zero.

It really breaks my heart

to see him like that.

It's like a mother's instinct,

he's so cute.

I can't leave him like this.

I have to reassure him.

Be a man and do it.

- I feel like it's a bit

- It's normal, don't worry.

- Are you sure there's no risk?

- There's no risk.

Come on, Tristan!

Kisses, my darlings!

Tristan, you'll be fine!

Tristan and Julie are the first

to get sent into the air.

It's true that Tristan really looks

closed up. He's pissing himself.

But don't worry, you're with Julie,

everything's going to be fine,

I'm sure of it.

sh*t, look how high up we are.

- Why does it jerk like that?

- It's the boat. Relax, sweetheart.

I can't, dammit.

This sh*t is my phobia.

She's trying to comfort me,

talk to me.

I feel like I'm in tachycardia.

I can't take it anymore.

I'm not even listening to her.

I just want to get off

and make it stop.

It's nothing, the boat's turning.

My love, I hate to see you like this.

We're fine. Look how beautiful it is.

- It's true, it's beautiful.

- It's crazy beautiful.

You can see the sea like crazy,

there's nothing around.

It really makes me sad. I think

he's so cute, he's too scared.

And to see him so scared,

I have to comfort him, he's so cute.

Very docile little Tristan.

Give me a kiss.

- You're such a pain.

- Why?

You pissed me off yesterday.

I really like you.

You don't understand.

You think I'm f*cking with you

when I'm not.

I missed you today.

I missed you too.

- I really like you, Tristan.

- But I like you too.

We had a falling out,

but she tells me she's missed me,

that she's been looking at me

all day.

I'm telling her that

I've missed her too.

It's good to be together again.

Stand up!

So here we go, it's my turn.

I'm sent up in the air with Iris.

We're rocking back and forth.

We're loving it like crazy.

For once, we're sending each other

into the air. We've done it!

Look at how magnificent it is!

It's all emotions that are

super intense in my heart.

But before my heart,

there are my breasts.

I think it's a bit orgasmic,

deep down,

this feeling of screaming.

But I really loved it.

- It's our turn.

- Is it?

Enzo and I have to go.

We were super confident,

but just as we're about to go,

I don't know why,

it seems a lot less fun

than I thought it would be.

I'm scared!

She's screaming like she does

when she gets f*cked.

It's like two woodcocks

in the middle of the sea,

two laughing seagulls

that can't stop screaming.

I'm going to pee myself!

You can hear us from the boat,

from Marseille, from Paris.

That means me and Ouryel in the air,

we've never been lifted

as much as today.

It's just crazy.

It's like being on a farm.

With ostriches.

They ended up in the water.

Enzo and I look like two big seagulls

tapping their beaks in the water.

We're like that. I don't understand.

Here we are It's not okay.

I'm screaming, I'm crying, I'm hot.

Somebody help us! Take us down!

In any case, it was great,

I'm in a very good energy,

it's got me all invigorated!

I'm tired though,

I have a good fatigue.

There were so many sensations,

I'm K.O.

I'm happy about the reconciliation

between my two loves.

Julie and Tristan are back together.

They're more in love than ever.

They're cute, but I have to admit,

all I want is for Melvin to come

and see me, to put things straight.

FRENCHIE SHORE

FRENCHIE SHORE

Tonight's imitation night.

We've all got big personalities,

so if everyone pitches in,

it'll be super fun.

Let's get this

imitation party started.

- I love it.

- It's Melvin.

I love it.

Stay like this all night, hold it.

Try putting it in panties

so you can put your hands

No, it's always out. It's always out.

It's easy to imitate Melvin.

He's always got the same

three weak-a*s punchlines.

Not much repartee. It's easy.

- I'm going to do my makeup.

- Nico gets off on it too much.

That's it! I'm going to put myself

in Ouryel's body forever.

Where's my Melvin lover?

That's it, I'm hot!

I'm getting my makeup done

and a professional sucking mouth.

That's it, we're hot for tonight.

I, for one, am boiling hot!

Hello, girl.

Hello, my chick.

- How are you?

- Kara, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. I'm Ouryel.

Girl, honestly

- I'm good, aren't I?

- I'm so horny.

Hey, girl.

- Hi.

- Hi Pépita.

- Nice to meet you, Pépita.

- I'm from Geneva.

Hello! I'm Is it filmed?

But it's filmed!

Oh sh*t, I didn't understand.

- Hi, what's your name?

- I'm Iris, nice to meet you.

I love animals.

I think I'm on the wrong show.

This isn't 30 million friends.

You're too beautiful, chick!

I'm so horny, you're so beautiful.

Thanks, that's sweet.

My darlings!

Enzo, my darling!

- You're so beautiful.

- Thank you, my darling.

- You too are too beautiful.

- My love.

You're the most beautiful.

My darling. My chick. I kiss you.

How good are you darling!

My example.

Wash your p*ssy.

Stop being in my p*ssy, girl.

I'm too horny. Okay.

- Kara, I hate you.

- She's so beautiful.

- I hate you.

- Oh darling

We're the stars of the villa.

In fact, we're the stars.

- It's Julie, in fact! Julie Max!

- Ouryel and Julie.

Oh damn! I understood everything!

- We understood everything.

- I've understood everything.

If they knew, girl!

I'm Nico.

- Are you straight? Are you bi?

- I'm pan!

- TTM! TTM!

- TTM! TTM!

We're the TTM.

- TTM! TTM!

- TTM! TTM!

Here we came to screw them all up.

Eat my c*ck!

They're all full of ambition, but

they all end up in the same position!

- My lives.

- No! I'm going to cry.

Oh, girl!

I can't wait to be in Paris!

Oh yes, go to w*r!

My Melvin, where are you?

He cheated on me 40 times,

but I love him so much!

I am obliged to forgive him.

I love him too much.

Frenchie Shore!

Tonight,

I'm eating Melvin's d*ck, in fact.

There's a great atmosphere,

no nit-picking,

everyone's taking shots from

all sides, but everyone's laughing.

It's good-natured,

that's the Frenchie Shore.

No trouble and

we're all having a good time.

- How are you, Enzo?

- Fine, and you, Théo?

- Just fine.

- You're always relaxed, anyway.

- I'm from 93, so

- Always relaxed.

- We know who we're sleeping with.

- Always.

Do you like my flip-flops?

They're crayfish flip-flops.

- Do you like them?

- I like them a lot.

Get on your knees!

Shut up! Shut your mouth!

I like it when you talk

dirty like that! Like that.

I reproduce the Frenchie Shore Family

scene, as mythical as Titanic's:

Ouryel giving Melvin a blowjob.

And I put my heart into it.

That's really it!

Oh Melvin! Oh yeah!

Look at Kara!

- Oh girl!

- Does it taste good?

You have no idea!

It's the best sausage I've ever had!

So these are all my condoms.

In fact,

I've got 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12

That's exactly one evening's worth.

We're awful! The worst thing is

that it's so realistic.

From what I understand,

my adventure consists of:

screaming all over the place,

laughing like an ostrich

with a feather up its a*s,

and eating c*ck.

I realize I'm being super dramatic

and I find that super funny.

Thank you for this evening!

Thank you, my loves!

Great party.

Everyone was in the mood.

It's so nice that

everyone played along.

To top it all off,

I need to have a chat with Ouryel,

I'm starting to miss her.

So how are we together?

You know very well that

I'm ready to start something today.

But I don't think you're ready,

or at least I don't know

I don't feel like chasing my tail

and chasing nothing.

Either you know what you want,

or you don't, but make a choice.

I don't hold any grudges.

But now, I'm waiting for him

to open up to me,

to open his heart

and make things clear.

Melvin, wear your pretty ba*ls,

don't just put them on my forehead.

I don't know if I can trust you.

We didn't come here

to settle down and all that.

How can I trust someone

who didn't come to settle down?

In the end,

she gets attached to a person.

Same for me.

I think I'm like her.

I'm afraid to open up to her,

I don't want to be hurt.

But deep down,

I want to create a story with her.

I want to enjoy with her,

hand in hand.

We can see how we're doing

and where it's taking us.

If it's leading us anywhere.

Just, what party behaviors

does that include, Melvin?

Just getting to know the chicks

and nothing more.

If a chick's around, she wants you,

you have a sexual urge,

- can you say "I'm seeing someone"?

- Yes.

Melvin managed,

even though it was really painful,

to tell me he wanted to try

something serious with me.

Thank you, Melvin.

He's opened up to me a little,

even if it's not yet the Grail

and total symbiosis.

Tonight, I'm going back to bed

with my husband,

and of course there's nothing better

than a good blowjob before bed

for symbiosis in our union.

Nico, we're off to the gym

in 20 minutes.

I wake up and I think

I'm going to have a good day.

I decide to go to the gym.

I miss it too much.

I can't stand

not seeing my muscles congested.

I decide to bring the boys

and my little wife,

we've made up,

so I want to please her.

She loves exercising.

- We're going to the gym.

- What?

What possessed you

to invite me along?

You don't invite me to the best

activities, but to the gym?

Do I look like a jock? It's too much.

We're leaving for the gym

in ten minutes.

- Who?

- All the guys and Julie.

We need to feed the blood,

I'm telling you.

He's made a crazy decisive pass.

It's going to k*ll.

Five minutes, we're going to the gym.

Come on, let's go.

Go, go, go.

We're off! Julie

and the five so-called athletes.

Obviously, I'm the best.

I'm going to be the coach today,

so, don't worry boys,

I've got you covered.

Let's go!

Come on guys, let's go.

This'll wake us up a bit.

- Oh dear, here we go.

- Here we go, guys!

- Hello.

- Let's warm up, let's warm up.

Oh dear. What am I doing here?

I don't even know what sport is.

It's like taking a vegetarian

to a butcher's: useless.

Why exercise? My life is over.

This is my gym,

today we're doing some exercise.

Let's congest all this.

- I don't feel like doing that.

- Come on, guys!

- Here we go.

- Like that.

Who needs dumbbells? Watch this.

I'm getting lifted in the air!

I wonder how he managed

to look like a bodybuilder,

Because his session's a bit wobbly.

Coach, why didn't we stretch

before we started?

- Why didn't we stretch before?

- No need.

- Well, we do.

- Come on, let's do some squats.

Honestly, as a coach,

I don't feel he's reliable at all.

I feel like he doesn't

understand the machines.

I don't even have a program for me.

I'm not going to do pecs, darling.

There's enough pecs.

Can't you see it?

So Tristan, move aside,

I'm taking over the reins.

Coach Julie Max, watch out,

you're going to suffer!

We're doing squats.

Two sets of tight squats,

two sets of sumo squats. Okay?

- Show us, Julie!

- Right, I'll do a demo.

Go down well.

Let's see your little a*s.

We're in a great position

to see the thighs.

I think we've understood.

I'd like to be the bar.

She goes down and

I want to eat her buttocks.

I'm enjoying it,

I can't get a better view.

- Okay.

- All right.

- Nice, my dear.

- Then we'll do like this.

- The subscription is worthwhile.

- Yeah.

Julie at the squats: seventh art.

There you go.

Coach! Why is he sleeping over there?

Enzo, wake up, come here!

The machines are more comfortable

than the beds in the villa.

But it's not bad to have

a bit of testosterone buzzing,

to see people with dumbbells

suffering while you watch them.

It's not bad. I like it.

I lifted heavier than Pépita

on the bar. Makes sense.

Did I lift heavier than

all the chicks in the villa?

No, next question.

Shall we set a record?

Let's bet, me or Théo?

- On Théo.

- On you, my love.

- On you, my heart.

- Come on, Théo.

Théo's a massive, strong guy,

so I've got a worthy opponent.

If I can beat him, Julie will see

that her new guy is quality.

Let's go, come on!

Let's go, let's go! It's 13.

Come on, Théo.

You have to beat 13.

- The loser licks the other's armpit.

- Disgusting.

Come on, one.

A little c*ck between Tristan

and Théo. Frankly, I love it!

Come on, bro! In the head!

Four more to go. One.

One.

I don't think I can.

Just one, come on!

He's dead. Armpit!

It's okay, don't worry. Put it down.

So now you have to lick

Tristan's armpit.

I'm not making excuses.

Lift your arm.

That's because it's you, brother.

That's TTM.

Very, very good taste.

It's pretty much

the same breath as

I'm not saying.

- Let's all band together, guys!

- Yes.

- Melvin.

- Melvin, we're waiting for you.

Let's go!

Moral of the story:

next time you do this,

take Enzo out of the equation.

I don't exist here anymore.

Seriously! It's not that complicated.

FRENCHIE SHORE

FRENCHIE SHORE

Where's my husband?

There's no way

I'm not seeing him in the morning.

It pisses me off! Ouch!

Who's in there?

She's asleep.

Great.

First morning of our pre-couple life

and my husband isn't here.

How dramatic. Melvin, where are you?

- Where are they?

- At the gym.

My husband's at the gym

with girls in sexy outfits?

Lots of hot chicks doing dirty squats

in super tight fitting outfits!

No!

Melvin, Melvin Shut the f*ck up.

It's morning now.

Melvin, if he isn't here,

he isn't here. If he had been,

he'd have seen you, but he's not.

He hasn't seen you

Eat some cereal, you'll feel better.

If he can't lift you,

he'd rather lift cast-iron.

Yeah.

And do you know why?

Because cast iron talks less.

Yeah, that's deep.

If you want reassurance,

don't go talking to Iris.

Really, when it comes to reassurance,

we're on a zero point scale.

The athletes are back!

- There's nobody home.

- Great.

Baby!

Baby!

My husband, my husband!

Where are you?

I'm running to find him.

Baby!

Melvin, my love,

I've got to talk to you!

I'm used to being chased after.

She's crazy like me,

and that's what I love about her.

My husband is the most handsome.

My husband is too handsome.

I can't hear you, I can't see you.

Ouryel blow him to

stop singing please!

Melvin, put it in her mouth!

So you were saying?

You're not getting laid tonight?

I don't know, because she doesn't

want me talking to you anymore.

But I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble.

I want to talk to you,

but Julie won't let me talk to Kara.

They're never going

to get off each other's backs.

"I want to keep talking to you,

but Julie won't let me."

Don't say that! Julie doesn't want

you to talk to her. Don't tell her!

Damn it, he's stupid!

He's the village idiot, this guy.

He can't keep his hands off Kara

for two seconds. Julie's going nuts.

She said to me:

"Stop talking to her."

I told her: "Go fu-"

I can't tell her because tonight

I'm going to jerk off.

I don't feel like it,

I want to put it in.

I don't think anyone likes the fact

that Tristan and I talk, Julie first.

If I want to talk to him,

I'll talk to him.

If he wants to talk to me,

he'll talk to me.

We're past that age.

- Where is he?

- I am here.

So?

I've got a little idea

running through my head.

I'm crazy about this little family,

I want to give them

a little surprise.

We'll go shopping,

and we'll find gifts for everyone.

I love you like crazy, you know?

I want to please everyone

and we'll find something together.

I'm here with my Juju, my Ouryel.

We'll enjoy it,

it's going to be so cool!

We've got to find

something really tacky, for Melvin!

We're leaving the villa.

villa Mission Commander, Chief,

Corporal Ouryel, present!

We sneak out of the villa.

No one sees us. It's perfect.

Plan #1 activated,

and it's a success.

Where do you want to start?

There seems to be

a lot of little things here.

We're off! I'm so excited,

I love shopping.

This really is Ali Baboon's cave.

I'm

I don't know how to say it.

Wait, I'll do it again.

- I don't know how to say it.

- Ali Baba's cavern.

I've always said:

"Ali Baboon's cavern".

Maybe I'll take a leash for Tristan.

- Go on, take it.

- To keep him on a leash.

He's not sure between you and Kara.

He has trouble understanding.

A big leash for a big dog.

Yeah. Go ahead, take it.

Tristan, things are going well

between us, but I'm still puzzled,

because I know he's close to Kara.

I'm always wary of him.

- The witch from Snow White.

- Perfect.

Perfect for Kara.

This is going to be my gift to her,

as I call her Karaba the witch.

That's nice.

Cat repellent spray, behavior.

Since you have problems

with pussies approaching you

you put this on before you go,

and it repels them.

As soon as my husband goes out, all

the pussies in heat will move away.

Tristan's c*ck is like that

when he's not hard.

When he gets out of the shower.

"I'm drying my ba*ls!"

Well I'm going to give this

to Tristan too.

I'm so happy, because

we find little gifts for everyone,

so mission 100% successful.

I leave with a smile on my face.

Santa Claus is coming to the villa!

- Let's do a little Frenchie Shore.

- Our w*r cry.

Frenchie Shore!

Hello!

We're back, guys!

Everyone in the living room!

There are lots of bags,

lots of presents.

I soon realized they'd gone shopping.

Gifts for who? When? Where? How?

What's the occasion?

No idea. I can't wait

to see what they got.

I love you all like crazy.

I got you all presents,

because I love you so much!

Wait, wait, wait!

What are the presents?

Kara! Karaba the witch.

It's not Karaba, but she's a witch.

Well, she's the witch,

so it's Karaba the witch.

Okay, nice.

In this villa,

I feel like I'm the bad guy.

I'm really happy about that,

I think it's super cute.

I'm getting along with everyone.

Just kidding.

So, my little Iris, I'm giving you

this little duck that's so cute.

It's like a little vibrating duck.

You haven't had your turn

in the villa yet,

but in the meantime you've got this

little darling for your amusement.

You can put that in your p*ssy.

Well yes.

I love it! I'm so happy. I'll put it

in the bath. I'm a bit quirky.

- Let's move on to Tristan.

- Ah yes!

We saw this, and we thought it looked

like your c*ck when you're not hard.

I saw it and I thought of you.

- Really?

- Yeah.

It's your willy, that's what it is!

It looks a lot like my pecker,

except I've got a huge bit here.

I got a big leash.

This is to keep you on a leash,

Tristan, because you're not reliable.

So here's a good leash for you.

I think it's really childish.

I came across

a repellent spray for pussies,

so, as Melvin, I know you have

a great passion for pussies.

every time we go out

I'll spray you with this

to repel any pussies

that come near you.

- Thanks, guys! Yeah!

- Thanks!

And once again, I love you!

How about a foursome with you,

Tristan, Théo and Pépita?

- He's k*lling me with this.

- No.

You're not against a foursome with

- With who?

- Me and her.

Yes, I'm not against it,

but Pépita

There you go.

I haven't forgotten why I came here:

to f*ck them all.

The foursome, Julie's in,

Ouryel much less so.

She's on my side again.

But don't worry, Ouryel,

I haven't said my last word.

What's wrong with you?

Why do you want to f*ck Julie?

Let's have a foursome with

someone else then. Figure it out.

You're weird, actually.

I don't see the interest.

- Don't get on my nerves.

- Wait.

No, let me go. No more.

Oh yeah, you're like that?

You disgust me.

Melvin, I don't want to share him.

I love him too much and I don't want

all this, even with my friends.

My God.

Be happy with my damn lily bug!

- Don't you want to have a threesome?

- I'm not against it.

Except that, actually,

I don't know where to start.

I wouldn't be There's never

the right I don't know how to

I've been thinking for a few days

about having a threesome

with Théo and Tristan.

They turned me on so much after

three weeks. They made me horny.

Do you want to do it now?

- Now, right now?

- Right now. Do you feel like it?

You're looking at me with eyes

I'll fix it for you.

You're my friend.

We can leave you three alone.

Then I say to myself:

my Iris is pulling her punches.

She hasn't done a chimney sweep

since the beginning,

and now she wants to attack

with a threesome.

Listen, sweetie, if you're ready,

go for it, I'm all ears.

I'll give you a tip that

a porn star once gave me.

When you're going to suck,

you press down hard and it goes

- There?

- It's a gag reflex thing.

I don't know, chick.

The body is weird.

Girl, I'll fix it for you.

I know she can smash that f*ck board.

We're not going to have

to speak Chinese.

How are you guys feeling tonight?

And by guys I mean Tristan and Théo.

- Tearing it all up, the TTM.

- Tearing it all up? Tearing what up?

Asses, pussies? What are you tearing

up? Mouths? Everything?

There's someone in the villa

who really wants to blow you both.

What are you telling me?

You say that like that. She wants us

to get our dicks pumped by Iris.

Of course

I've already thought of that,

since I'm here to tear everything up.

And obviously, the f*ck board

isn't going to fill itself.

- She wants it.

- Listen guys, a little lollipop.

There's one chick who's in,

another who doesn't give a sh*t

She asked me, she knows my answer.

- So it's okay.

- She know my answer.

Yesterday Iris came to see me

and asked if I'd mind if she slept

with Théo and I said yes.

I don't get it. Suddenly, she's in.

I don't know, hot flashes, menopause?

I'm not even trying to understand.

I'm pissed off.

Scrape the belly.

Don't worry, I know all about

mussels. Who doesn't like mussels?

Not me anymore!

How do you expect me to stay serious?

- I'll throw up any minute.

- Let's get this party started.

This is so cool. It's Frenchie Shore.

Melvin's fingering Kara!

- Brings back fond memories.

- This si the foursome.

The job's done.

We take the vibrator.

Don't even try, I won't talk to her.

You did something to me,

you got the backlash.

I'm speechless. I'm shocked.

a*s-fest.

Frenchie Shore!