03x03 - Schoolyard Showdown

[bunniefuu]

[audience cheering]

Chris! Chris! Chris!

Winston! Winston! Winston!

♪ This is not what we came for ♪

-♪ Let's spread love not spread w*r ♪
-♪ Yes ♪

-♪ Keep the peace let's do right ♪
-♪ Do right ♪

-♪ 'Cause I hate it when the crew fights ♪
-♪ Don't fight ♪

-♪ You gotta keep your cool ♪
-♪ Don't fight ♪

-♪ You got nothing to prove ♪
-♪ Don't fight ♪

-♪ You gotta keep your cool ♪
-♪ Don't fight ♪

♪ You got nothing to prove ♪

Have you ever tried to stop your friend
from making the wrong choice?

Stick around
I'mma show you what went down.

-Uh, uh, yeah. I like that!
-Whoo!

-Hey, Winnie.
-Sup?

No, no. Keep going.

I've been wanting to work
on my music video camera angles.

♪ Lunch is the time to put
Food in my belly ♪

♪ They see I'm eatin' PB
So you know they gettin' jelly ♪

♪ Dippin' carrots in hummus
Dippin' tots in sauce ♪

♪ From the bento to the box
I'm the lunchtime boss ♪

Whoa! This is sick!

-W-W-Wait…
-Bro, I have something to show you.

A signed limited edition
Romeo Jones headshot.

Cool! A picture of your grandad.

What? No!
He's my favorite singer of all time.

This photo's super rare.
It's one of a kind.

-Just a little more…
-Did you know that…

-[gasps] No!
-No!

-My camera!
-My RJ photo!

[sighs] Watch where you're going, Winston.

You watch where you're going.

-You got mud on my camera!
-You messed up my perfect photo!

You… You…

-Clumsy flubfingers!
-[gasps]

Who are you calling flubfingers?

-Uh, what's flubfingers?
-Uh-uh.

[groaning]

-Fight's breaking out.
-I think they're gonna fight.

[both] Huh?

-Oh.
-Uh…

Oh, please! They're both wimps.

They're never gonna fight.

-[gasps]
-Oh, yeah?

-I'll fight him.
-I'll fight him first!

Hear that, followers?

There's gonna be a f-i-ght!

-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-Come on, guys. Chill out.

[crowd] Awww!

Ugh.

-[grunts]
-Hm!

This isn't over!

-Uh…
-Ooh.

-[grunts]
-You know…

Maybe you should
let this thing go with Chris.

-Your camera's fine.
-Maybe if you apologize--

Apologize? You don't get it!
It's different for boys.

When someone steps to you,
you have to step to them.

With girls it's easy.

You fight, then you make up
and have a big pony party!

That's not really what girls do, Winston.

Besides, do you even wanna fight?

Of course not.
I don't believe in fighting.

It just seems pretty silly.

Why not let it go?

You saw all those kids watching us.

They were even filming it. [sighs]

It would be embarrasing to back down now.

I'm gonna fight Chris and that's that!

-Oh.
-Uh…

-Christopher…
-Winston… opher.

[both grunting]

Ooh-oo!

[sighs]

[clears throat]

-[clears throat]
-[yelps]

[clears throat] You've arrived.

We've gotta stop this fight.

I know. Chris doesn't even wanna fight.
He's just worried about being embarrassed.

So is Winston.
They just need to talk it out.

But that's never gonna happen.

Unless we trick them.

Cafeteria?

Tomorrow?

[both] Let's do it.

-Let's do what?
-Ugh! Keys!

Stop listening
to our super-secret conversation.

Did you say Winston and Chris
are in a fight?

Well, then, I'm Team Winston!

There are no teams.

We're just trying to… Wait.

How did you make that so fast?

It can be all yours for the low-low price
of one bag of pickle chips!

-What are you doing here, Karma?
-[Karma gasps]

Meeting with Crash?

Oh, um, Crash?

I wasn't meeting with him.

I was, um, teaching Keys how to yodel.

What? No, you weren't. You were…
[mutters]

That's not how you yodel, Keys.

You yodel like this.

♪ Yodelodel-ayhee-hoo ♪

Hmm…

[chuckles]

That's hilarious!

Come on. I'll walk you home. Hm.

Wait, wait, wait.

The lunch ladies really said they're
giving out free strawberry milk today?

Um… yep, but, uh, she said to get it,

-we have to sit at the back table.
-[gasps]

Oh, no! Hold up! What's happening?

Please, Winnie, just wait a sec.

I don't know, Crash.
I talked to the lunch ladies.

They don't know anything
about free chocolate…

[gasps] Hey, what's going on?

What's flubfingers doing here?

Where's my chocolate milk?

And where's my strawberry milk?

[sighs] We ain't got no milk, man.

[both gasp] We've been tricked!

[sighs] We know
you both don't wanna fight anymore.

Sure, Chris bumped your camera.

-But didn't you say it still works?
-Mm.

And Winston knocked your RJ photo,
but it's OK now, too, right?

I mean, my mom ironed it out,
and it's as good as new.

-[sighs]
-They're right.

-I don't wanna fight.
-[sighs] Me, neither, bro.

-Hey, everyone, look!
-Huh?

Winston and Chris are gonna fight!

Or are you two wimping out?

[gasping]

Um, the thing is…

-Well, I, uh…
-Um…

[scoffs] I knew it.

Wimps.

-[sighs] Oh, man.
-[muttering]

-Um…
-Um… Nuh-uh.

I'm not a wimp.
Maybe Chris is, but not me.

You're the wimpest wimp
that ever wimped.

-[grunting]
-Oh, it's a real fight!

-Come on. Let's stop.
-Cut it out, Win.

Well, then,
why don't you have a real fight?

Tomorrow. After school. Soccer field.

We'll see who's the winner,
and who's the wimp.

So, followers, time to pick your side.

Chris! Chris! Chris!

Winston! Winston! Winston!

Uh, Karma, your plan didn't work.

No, Crash. Our plan didn't work.

[sighs] But if we don't do something,

this fight's gonna go down tomorrow.

I don't get it.

Chris and Winston both want this to end,

so why don't they just… end it?

♪ Ugh, I really don't understand ♪

♪ It was just a little bump
On the playground, man ♪

♪ Winston and Chris
Huffin' and puffin' ♪

♪ How'd a little rift
Go from nothin' to somethin' ♪

♪ At first it seemed cool
They were 'bout to make up ♪

♪ How'd it escalate?
How did things shake up? ♪

♪ Rewind the footage
I need to see the replay ♪

♪ A lotta instigating and he say she say ♪

They're both wimps.

They're never gonna fight. Wimps.

♪ Ooh, it was the people around them ♪

♪ And all the voices that surround 'em ♪

♪ Yeah, I think that was the real tester ♪

♪ Now it's all clear
This was just peer pressure ♪

-[barks]
-[gasps] Whoa!

Major! You're eating all my merchandise!

[grunts]

Hey, Karma, get your official Chris
and Winston Fight of the Century T-shirt.

Price: One bag of pickle chips.

Ugh, I don't have time for this, Keys.

-I've gotta go--
-Lemme guess.

Plan a meet-up between Chris and Winston
at the auditorium tomorrow?

How did you…? You know what?

Never mind.

Winston! Winston! Winston! Winston!

Whoa!

-Winston! Winston!
-Whoo-hoo! Yah!

-Chris! Chris! Chris!
-Ah!

-Huh?
-What's going on?

What is this, Karma?
And what is he doing here?

It's flubfingers!

I am not whatever that is!

-Stop it!
-[Winston and Chris gasp]

There's no one else here.

You don't have to pretend for anyone.

[Winston and Chris sigh]

♪ I know it feels like you have to fight
But we're here to help ♪

♪ Don't worry 'bout anyone
Except yourself ♪

♪ 'Cause there's no one in the world
You have to answer for ♪

♪ Let's rise above
See the choice is yours ♪

♪ Now I know you feel embarrassed
Or maybe ashamed ♪

♪ But fighting is not the way
To make positive change ♪

♪ Let's stand for peace
Let's stand for love ♪

♪ Let's stand for friends
And all the above ♪

♪ Don't let anyone around you
Influence your actions ♪

♪ Or a simple mistake
Cause a bad reaction ♪

♪ Doesn't even matter
Who's wrong or right ♪

♪ If you're strong
There's really no need to fight ♪

♪ Let's stand for peace
Let's stand for love ♪

♪ Let's stand for friends
And all the above ♪

♪ Let's stand for peace
Let's stand for love ♪

♪ Let's stand for friends
And all the above ♪

-Huh.
-Huh, you're right.

We get it.

Now, it's up to you two

to work it out.

-Wha… Hm.
-Oh, come on, Karma!

[both] I'm sorry.

And I really don't wanna fight anymore.

Me, neither. I just said it 'cause
I felt pressured by everyone else.

Sometimes it feels like boys
just have to fight, you know?

I know, right, but that's not true.

So… how are we gonna
tell everyone we're not gonna?

I have an idea.

[overlapping chatter]

Come on! I can't miss ballet class.

[boy] There they are.

[grunts]

[gasps]

[grunts]

Hey, followers, get your popcorn ready.

The fight is about to start.

Let's get ready to rumble!

[crowd] Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

[gasping]

[grunting]

[roaring]

-[both] Ble-ble-bleh!
-[gasping]

[alien voice] We come in peace.

Uh, I… think he means
that we're not fighting.

And we don't care
what any of you think about it.

-[girl] I have to go to ballet. Bye, guys.
-What?

I thought there was gonna be a fight.

I promised my followers.

No. N-N-N-No! Don't unfollow me.

'Cause there's still gonna be a fight.

Me versus… me!

"Watch it, Carrie!"

"No, Carrie, you watch it!"

"Oh, no I didn't!"

[chuckling]

Ha! Man, come on!

Bring it in.

Get your official Chris and Winston merch!

It's the make-up of the century!

Keys, how did you…?
You know what… Never mind.

[chuckling]