03x05 - School Spies

[bunniefuu]

[hip-hop beat]

[crowd cheers]

♪ If someone told you a secret
What would you do? ♪

♪ Would you keep it to yourself
Or tell your crew? ♪

♪ Cos I can hear the whispers
All in my head ♪

♪ Should I keep a secret
Or tell it instead? ♪

-[yells] Stop!
-[crowd falls silent]

Have you ever really wanted
to tell a secret?

[Karma] Stick around.
I'mma show you what went down!

-[Karma whoops] Tots day!
-[giggles]

-Huh?
-[all] Whoa!

That's a level-five cafeteria stampede!

What's going on?

Carrie started a club for kids
who love sparkle scrunchies,

and she's the President!

-They're called the Scrunchie Bunch!
-[laughter]

Shh!

Check out these sparkles!

[all] Ooh!

Scrunchie Club? I don't get it.

Yeah, I'm not really into scrunchies.

Eh. Me neither.

So… what if we start
our own club instead?

-Maybe one where we rap?
-And make beats?

And do secret club handshakes?!

-Yes!
-So dope!

We'll make music and jam,
and we'll call ourselves…

the Jammers!

-I love it!
-Now, gimme a jamshake!

-Yeah!
-Ha!

-Okay! [laughs]
-Whoa!

That's the perfect
secret handshake for our club!

The first meeting of the Jammers
starts now!

[plays beat on table]

-[Winston makes popping noises]
- ♪ Yeah, here we go ♪

♪ I love lunch with my crew
We're the Jammers Club ♪

♪ Come chow, bring your salad
Or your turkey sub ♪

-Ooh, nice!
-[clears throat] Like I was saying…

-Cool!
-Chris! Do not touch the scrunchie!

That's a rule.

I just think it would look
really cool in my hair!

[scoffs] You need long, luscious hair
like mine

to pull off these scrunchies, mmkay?

-[all sigh]
-[Winston whoops]

Karma's club looks like a lot of fun…

[giggling]

…with a lot less rules.

[sighs]

-[bell rings]
-[laughter]

-What do you think you're doing?
-Huh?

We created the Scrunchie Bunch first!
And now you're trying to copy us?

We're not copying.
We're doing our own thing.

[Carrie scoffs]
Well, even if you are a club,

you'll never be better
than my Scrunchie Bunch!

Kay? Thanks. Bye!

Oh, yeah? Well, we've got
a secret handshake!

-[gasps]
-Do you?

-Well… you know…
-Hm! Didn't think so.

-Cool!
-Whoo!

-Awesome!
-[laughter]

[Carrie grumbles]

[alarm blares]

-[giggling]
-Whoa.

We love music and rapping
and secret handshakes,

so we want to sit with the Jammers.

Do y'all have any rules?

[giggles]

♪ No rules at our table
We just jam our way ♪

♪ Rhyme if you're able
Everybody can play ♪

♪ Come jam with us ♪

-♪ Add your voice with a "hey" ♪
-[all] Hey!

[laughter]

Chris, unless you grew
a long, beautiful ponytail like mine

in the last ten seconds…

-I did not.
-Then you can't touch the scrunchies!

-That's a rule!
-[groans]

[laughter]

[huffs] I have to find out
their handshake.

Once I know what it is, I can come up
with something even better!

But… how can we find out
what the secret handshake is

if it's a secret?

We have to spy on them.

-[Carrie] Shh!
-Huh?

-[thud]
-Huh?

[giggling]

[all groan]

-[cracks knuckles]
-All right!

[all laugh]

-[phone beeps]
-Gotcha! [laughs]

-Oh, yeah!
-[giggling]

-[gasping]
-[Karma] Hey! That's our handshake!

But how did everybody find out about it?

They must have spied on us.

Carrie said that the Scrunchie Bunch
has their own super-secret dance routine.

-[gasps]
-That's way better than a handshake.

She told me it was choreographed
by her cousin.

He was a backup dancer
in an MC Grillz music video.

-[gasps]
-How can we beat that?

[excited chatter]

We have to figure out their dance

so we can make our next secret
even better.

We have to out-spy the spies.

You won't believe the stuff I heard
during science class!

Time for the Scrunchie Shuffle!

[grunts, giggles]

[Karma giggles] Mission accomplished!

-Aw, yeah!
-[giggling]

[giggles]

I'm running out of ideas
for new secret handshakes

and new secret dances
and new secret secrets!

We need something big on Carrie
to end this.

Something as huge as…
Karmee the Starmee.

[gasps] Winston Arturo Raphael Torres!

"Karmee the Starmee"? What's that?

[giggling] When she was a baby,
that was Karma's first rap name.

And her first rap was called…
"I'm a Baby Boo!"

-[laughter]
-I told you not to ever tell anyone that!

Don't worry, Karm.
Your secret's safe with me.

But not with me! [chuckles evilly]

Oh, hey, Karmee!

-[gasps] What?
-Will you sing us "I'm a Baby Boo"?

-[laughs]
-[gasps] How could…? What did…?

Carrie must have found out about my secret
and told everyone! [groans]

The only thing we can do now
is find an even bigger secret on Carrie.

But how?

-[grumbles]
-You were right to come to me,

cos I just completed
my most technologically advanced

spying invention ever!

I call them the Super Snoop Spy Goggles!

-[both] Huh?
-Those are just regular old binoculars.

Oh, really?

-Could "regular old binoculars" do this?
-[click]

[song plays] ♪ Keys Grant
Has the best inventions of all time ♪

-♪ For the low, low price of 9.99 ♪
-[giggles]

♪ Keys Grant… ♪

-[alarm blares]
-[Karma groans]

Uh-huh! Everyone will wanna be
in the Scrunchie Bunch.

I'll follow Carrie.

[Carrie] Huh?

Hmm….

[groans] It's crooked.

[gasps] Her ponytail isn't real?

[song plays] ♪ Keys Grant
Has the best inventions of all time ♪

Hey! Karma?!

You're spying on me?

But… But… you're President
of the Scrunchie Bunch!

You've always had a long ponytail!

[sighs] I did.

But then I tried to cut my own hair
a couple months ago…

-[Carrie's mom] Carrie?
-[snip]

-[Mom] Dinner!
-[gasps]

[Carrie screams]

-Whoa, girl.
-Yeah, it was not cute.

So… I wear this. [sighs]

The Scrunchie Bunch President's
supposed to have long, beautiful hair.

That's a rule.

But now that you're gonna tell everyone
my hair is fake,

no one will wanna be in the club with me.

It's not like you don't deserve it after--

After I told everyone your secret?
I know.

Congrats, Karma.
You got what you wanted.

Now your club'll be the best.

[sighs]

-[laughing]
-[Karma grumbles]

Hey, Karma!
Nothing to report from Gisele.

I saw Chris put mustard on a donut,
which was weird, but… nope, no secrets.

Um… I didn't get anything either.
[laughs nervously

Wait a second. Your eye's twitching.
That means you're hiding something!

[gasps] Something about Carrie!

-You have to tell us!
-[bell rings]

No, wait.
You have to tell everybody at lunch!

Oh… I don't know if that's a good idea.

But she told everyone your secret, Karma.

I guess you're right.

-Cool!
-Let's do it.

-[footsteps recede]
-[sighs]

♪ I found out a secret
That Carrie doesn't want us to know ♪

♪ And I really want to reveal it
But I don't wanna stoop that low ♪

[gasps]
No!

♪ Carrie would do it
If she were in my position ♪

♪ I shouldn't feel bad
I was on a spy mission ♪

♪ But I don't wanna win
If I have to tell dirt ♪

♪ I wouldn't feel good
If somebody got hurt ♪

♪ I don't wanna spy no more
This the end ♪

♪ All I wanna do
Is just hang with my friends ♪

♪ The quest to be the best, man
You can just keep it ♪

♪ I'll take the high road
And not tell others' secrets ♪

[exhales]

[excited chatter]

-[Switch] Guys, guys!
-So, what's the big secret, Karma?

The secret is…

-Um…
-[sighs]

Uh…

Here's Karmee the Starmee's first song!

♪ I'm a baby, rawr, I love tigers ♪

♪ I'm a baby
Oops, I think I pooped my diaper ♪

[laughter]

Huh?

-[Carrie] Karma?
-Huh?

You gave up your own secret
to protect me?

No one should have their secret told
if they don't want to share it.

Wow. You're right.

I'm sorry I didn't keep yours.

[sighs] It's just… everyone at school
expects me to have perfect hair.

Your hair's your business
and nobody else's.

And you don't ever have to worry
about me telling your secret.

No one should.

♪ Let's all take a stand
I'm the first to say ♪

♪ Everybody in school
Is getting carried away ♪

♪ We're supposed to be friends
Supposed to have trust ♪

♪ Not snooping around
Being nosy and such ♪

♪ So respect everybody
Stay out of their business ♪

♪ Cos that didn't happen
From what I witnessed ♪

♪ It's my fault too
So I'll take some blame ♪

♪ We lost all control
With these spying games ♪

♪ Treat everybody
How you want to be treated ♪

♪ If you want them to keep yours
Then keep their secrets ♪

[cheering, applause]

Whew! I'm glad we're done
with all those secrets.

-Yeah!
-Me, too.

[beat boxes]

Aw, yeah!

Can we jam, too?

-Of course!
-Come on!

Ooh, ooh! I have an idea!

[giggles] All you, Chris!
I'm done with rules.

-Bow, bow, bow, bow!
-[twangs band]

Aw, yeah!

-A Scrunchie Jam!
-This is a vibe!

Here, Keys. I'm done spying,

so I won't need
your regular old binoculars anymore.

Oh, h*-h*, Karma!
I think you mean Super Snoop Spy Goggles!

[music plays] ♪ Keys Grant
Has the best inventions of all time ♪

[laughter]