01x08 - Chapter Eight: Ultimate Suffering

[bunniefuu]

But Vizzini is dead.

But Vizzini is dead.

But Vizzini is dead.

Sleep. Kaput. No more.

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

♪

GRANDFATHER: "Fezzik

and Inigo were reunited

and as Fezzik nursed his

inebriated friend back to health,

he told Inigo of Vizzini's death

and the existence of Count

Rugen, the six-fingered man.

Considering Inigo's life-long search,

he handled the news surprisingly well."

That's enough. That's enough!

Where is this Rugen now?

So that I may k*ll him.

He's in the princess with the castle.

But the castle is guarded by 30 men.

Ah!

How many could you handle?

[COUNTING QUIETLY]

Ten, I don't think more than 10.

Leaving 20 for me.

I need Vizzini to plan.

But Vizzini is dead.

No, not Vizzini.

- I need the Man in Black.

- What?

Look, he bested you with

strength, your greatness.

He bested me with steel.

He must have out-thought Vizzini.

And a man who can do that,

can plan my castle onslaught any day!

- Let's go.

- Where?

To find the Man in Black obviously!

But you don't know where he is.

Don't bother me with trifles.

After 20 years, at last my

father's soul will be at peace.

There will be blood tonight!

[BLADE SHARPENING]

Rise and report.

The Thieves' Forest is emptied.

Thirty men guard the castle gate.

Double it.

I want my princess safe.

There is but one key.

And I carry that.

[CHUCKLES]

Ah, my dulcet darling.

Tonight we marry.

And tomorrow morning, your men

will escort us to Florin Channel

where every ship in my

armada waits to accompany us

on our honeymoon.

Every ship but your

four fastest, you mean.

Every ship but the four you sent.

Oh, yes, yes, of course!

Naturally, naturally not those four.

[CLEARS THROAT] Your majesties.

You never sent the ships.

Don't bother lying.

Doesn't matter. My Westley

will come for me anyway.

You're a silly girl.

For not having seen sooner that you are

nothing but a coward

with a heart full of fear.

I would not say such

things if I were you.

Why not? You can't hurt me.

[BLADE CLICKS]

Westley and I are joined

by the bonds of love.

And you cannot touch that.

Not with a thousand bloodhounds.

And you cannot break it.

Not with a thousand swords.

And when I say you're a coward,

it is because you are

the slimiest weakling

ever to crawl the earth.

I would not say such

things if I were you!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

♪

You truly love each other, and so

you might have been truly happy.

Not one couple in a

century has that chance,

no matter what the storybook says.

So I think no man in a century

will suffer as greatly as you will.

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

♪

Not to 50!

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING CONTINUES]

[ECHOING]

[LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING]

Father I have

failed you for 20 years.

Now, our misery can end.

Somewhere somewhere

close by is the man who can help us.

I cannot find him alone.

I need you.

I need you to guide my sword.

Please.

[STREET NOISE]

Guide my sword.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

♪

[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

♪

He's dead.

Wait, wait, what did

Fezzik mean, "He's dead"?

I mean, he didn't mean dead.

Westley is only faking.

- Right?

- You want me to read this or not?

Who gets Humperdinck?

- I don't understand.

- Who kills Prince Humperdinck?

At the end, somebody's gotta do it.

Is it Inigo? Who?

Ah, nobody.

You mean he wins?

Jesus, Grandpa, what did

you read me this thing for?

You know, you've been very sick lately

and you're taking this

story very seriously.

I think this is a good place to stop.

No, I'm okay, I'm okay.

Sit down. I'm all right.

Okay.

Where were we? Oh, yes.

In the Pit of Despair.

Well we Montoyas have

never taken defeat easily.

Come along, Fezzik, bring the body.

- The body?

- Have you any money?

I have a little.

I just hope it's enough to

buy a miracle, that's all.

♪

[KNOCKING]

What? What?