01x10 - Chapter Ten: To the Pain!

[bunniefuu]

[GROANS]

[LAUGHTER]

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

♪

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[GROANS]

♪

Sorry, Father.

I tried.

I tried.

You must be that little Spanish brat

I taught a lesson to

all those years ago.

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

Hmm. Simply incredible.

Have you been chasing

me your whole life?

- Only to fail now?

- [INIGO GROANS]

Why I think that's the

worst thing I've ever heard.

How marvelous.

[GROANS]

[SIGHS]

[SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING]

♪

There's a shortage of

perfect breasts in the world.

It'd be a pity to damage yours.

Oh, Westley, darling!

- [GROANS]

- [CLANGS]

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

♪

COUNT RUGEN: Good heavens.

Are you still trying to win?

[RUGEN CLICKS TONGUE]

You have an overdeveloped

sense of vengeance.

[GROANS]

It's going to get you

in trouble someday.

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

[CLATTERING]

[GROANS]

Hello.

My name is Inigo Montoya.

You k*lled my father.

Prepare to die.

Hello.

My name is Inigo Montoya.

You k*lled my father.

Prepare to die.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Hello!

My name is Inigo Montoya!

You k*lled my father.

Prepare to die!

[GROANING]

Stop saying that!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[GROANS]

- [BOTH GRUNTING]

- [GROANS]

[SHOUTING]: Hello!

My name is Inigo Montoya!

You k*lled my father. Prepare to die.

No!

[GASPS]

Offer me money.

- Yes.

- And power, too.

[GROANS]

All that I have and more, please.

Offer me everything I ask for.

Anything you want.

[COUNT RUGEN GROANS]

I want my father back,

you son of a b*tch.

[GROANS]

[MUSIC CRESCENDOS, ENDS]

[SIGHS]

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BUTTERCUP: Will you ever forgive me?

What hideous sin have

you committed lately?

I got married.

I didn't want to. It

all happened so fast.

It never happened.

- This old man said "man and wife."

- Did you say "I do"?

I guess we sort of skipped that part.

Then you're not married.

If you didn't say it, you didn't do it.

Wouldn't you agree, Your Highness?

A technicality that

will shortly be remedied.

But first things first

- [METAL RATTLING]

- to the death!

No! To the pain.

I don't think I'm quite

familiar with that phrase.

I'll explain.

And I'll use small words so that

you'll be sure to understand,

you warthog-faced buffoon.

That may be the first time in my life

a man has dared insult me.

"To the pain" means the

first thing you'll lose

will be your feet below the ankles.

Then your hands at the wrists,

next, your nose.

And then my tongue, I suppose.

I wasn't finished. The

next thing you'll lose

will be your left eye

followed by your right.

And then, my ears. I understand.

- Let's get on with it!

- Wrong.

Your ears you keep

and I'll tell you why.

So that every child that

sees your hideousness

will be yours to cherish.

Every babe that weeps at your approach,

every woman who cries out,

"Dear God! What is that thing?"

will echo in your perfect ears.

That is what

That is what "to the pain" means.

It means I leave you in anguish.

Wallowing in freakish misery forever.

I think you're bluffing.

It's possible, pig.

I might be bluffing, it's conceivable,

you miserable, vomitous mass.

That I'm only lying here because

I lack the strength to stand.

Then again

perhaps, I have the strength after all.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

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Drop your sword.

[BROOM CLATTERS]

Have a seat.

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Tie him up. Make it

as tight as you like.

Where's Fezzik?

- I thought he was with you.

- No.

Oh, well, in that case [GROANS]

- Help him.

- Why does Westley need helping?

Because he has no strength.

I knew it! I knew he was

bluffing. I knew he was

Shall I dispatch him for you?

Thank you, but no.

Whatever happens to us,

I want him to live a long

life alone with his cowardice.

FEZZIK: Inigo, where are you?

Ah! There you are.

I saw the prince's stables,

and there they were.

Four white horses.

And I thought, "There are four of us

if we ever find the lady."

Hello, lady!

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

♪

[GROANS]

INIGO: It's very strange.

I've been in the

revenge business so long.

Now that it's over, I

I don't know what to do

with the rest of my life.

Have you ever considered piracy?

You'd make a wonderful

Dread Pirate Roberts.

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GRANDFATHER: "They rode to freedom.

And as dawn arose,

Westley and Buttercup

knew they were safe.

A wave of love swept over them,

and as they reached for each other "

GRANDSON: What? What?

[CHUCKLING] Oh, no, it's

No, it's kissing again.

You don't want to hear it.

It's okay, I don't mind.

Okay.

"Since the invention of the kiss,

there have been five

kisses that were rated

the most passionate, the most pure.

[CHUCKLES] This one

left them all behind."

Now, I think you oughta go to sleep.

Okay.

[CHUCKLING] Okay, okay.

All right. So long.

Grandpa?

Can you come over

tomorrow and read it again?

As you wish.