01x03 - Milestones

[bunniefuu]

Call me.

We will meet once you are

in Mumbai.

Call me.

We will meet once you are

in Mumbai.

Call me.

It’s piping hot dude.

Bro, are you sure ashwagandha

increases sperm count?

Tell me bro, does it help?

What happened?

Got a message from Spain?

No. I mean yes.

But it has some 20-25 steps.

They are just delaying.

I don’t think it will work.

-Why won’t it happen?

If not you then who is it gonna be?

Don’t stress out.

Ashwagandha?

Okay show me.

Let’s see how many steps are there

Sorry.

We will meet once you are

in Mumbai.

Call me.

10 days?

You haven’t replied her since

10 days?

That’s why you called me from

the office?

That too when I have

50 client calls to make.

Baby. It’s important.

You should have called if

it was important.

Why did you call me here?

She is saying call me

What about that is difficult

to understand?

Baby, I have been try to tell him

for hours

that call her.

But no

He has been ghosting her since

10 days.

Inaaya sent her 2 messages also

but no, our bro is a tough guy.

Idiot boy!

Call her.

Clearly she's into you.

You are just weird.

It’s hot.

And she’s cute and

You are just weird.

Are you listening?

Call her.

I'm all hot and bothered in

the morning now.

f*ck.

Okay.

Call her.

11 minutes.

-Yes.

Let’s try.

-Bye Dhundhun.

Close the door. She doesn’t need

to hear us yet.

May be she said it after the party but

she doesn’t remember it now.

I don’t understand. She’s way

out of my league.

I'm ready.

Buddy

you don’t have a league.

Girl is giving you signals and

you are ignoring it.

Do you have any idea how many

single boys are dying for it?

So please, for all those single boys

live the dream and call her.

Sahil

bro

Dude

please.

Pick up your phone and call.

-9 and a half minutes.

Calling dude.

Hi.

-Hey

-What?

She is calling you back.

Yes, I’m receiving it.

Hi.

Hello.

Must say

you ghost well.

Nothing like that.

Not ghosting, actually

I was about to call you. To ask

Brother Say brother.

Brother.

Brother?

No. That

You had told me that

your brother owns a garage

I want to get my car serviced.

Will I get some discount?

Car?

Yes.

-Okay.

I will send you the address.

Thanks.

You just called to ask for a discount?

Yes.

I mean no.

Yes.

Sonu, this car is supposed to be delivered

today.

Why is the work not done yet?

Hustle up.

Vicky, you also work on this car.

So much work is pending.

Vroon?

Sorry, Varun?

Yes?

Hi.

-Get its work done.

Hi.

I want to get my car's convenc

servicing done.

I heard that you are the best.

Who told you?

-Inaa

Inaamdar uncle.

Inaamdar uncle?

Who is he?

No, you don’t know him.

Actually while I was coming, so

someone was shouting so I heard it.

Could you do it?

Someone was shouting on the road,

so you brought your car here?

Nice.

Keys.

-Yes.

Thank you.

Interested in buying the garage?

No.

What’s so funny?

I have a smiling disorder.

When did you buy it?

What?

Car Mr. When did you buy it?

Around 2 and a half years ago.

And last service?

Some15 days ago.

Maha

Just before the last trip.

Some people like to splash out

on unnecessary things.

You can if you want to.

Actually, I like servicing.

To keep it clean.

Llyod. Check list.

Need to ask you something.

Ask.

Where is Inaaya?

How do you know my sister?

No, actually

We went to Mahabaleshwar together.

I mean I took her with me.

No, no, no. sh*t.

I mean, She took me to Pune.

She took me to Pune and

I took her to Mahabaleshwar.

We were just wandering around.

-Really?

-She is a great mechanic by the way.

Dhundhun.

Finally you remembered?

It took you 10 days?

She has an event in Bandra.

You can meet her if you want.

I should do that.

Address?

Ask for it.

Only I can give it to you.

Okay.

Address.

Say please.

Address please.

Club Watson, Bandra.

Thank you Sherlock.

Vroon. Sorry Varun.

-It’s okay.

Thanks.

Bro

Will you go running?

Car is perfectly okay.

Take this.

Thanks.

See you.

I will come later for servicing.

Sure. Take your time.

What’s up?

What’s up Mumbai?

Give me 3 clicks if you

all are feeling it tonight.

Great!

So this is our third Bol event.

And I’m very elated

We have grown from 2 to 40 people.

How many of you believe that

The power of words is directly

connected to the heart.

One click of mine too.

So our host

Ms Aneja is running late.

So until she comes

you have to bear me.

Wow!

After a long time I have come back

from retirement and you guys

Okay. As I have come now,

so I will share something.

Let’s begin with an easy topic.

Break up.

With my sleep.

That sweet afternoon nap.

Where have you gone dear

That sweet afternoon nap.

Okay, now let’s jump onto the next topic.

Name of this piece is

Happily ever before.

Agree or disagree

Since, the day I was born

I have been cursed.

My life is like a fairytale

but in reverse.

Walking backwards I reached the parking.

In the middle of the road,

I found my prince charming.

I saved my own prince.

But prince turned out to be

mumma’s boy.

And mumma’s boy

considers himself a leader.

In the valleys of Mahabaleshwar

promises and bragging.

But when push comes to shove

All talk but

no cider

So prince charming

I mean

prince b*tch.

who acted helpless

But it was actually a force of habit.

He wanted everything served on a

platter

Who is serving

doesn’t matter.

So ladies

Keep your head high and

expectations low.

And find your own happily ever before

and leave the prince behind.

Thank you everyone.

So, we have our next performer

Viraj.

Take it up.

Thank you, Inaaya.

Hi guys.

This is Viraj.

And I'm gonna present to

you my new

Inaaya

Inaaya

Inaaya please.

Inaaya

The poem was amazing.

I deserved that.

What do you want?

Cashback with discount?

InaayaInaaya I’m really sorry.

There’s no justification

I ghosted you.

I have never done this before.

I was really scared.

I really like you.

I do.

And

Maybe, I think you like me too.

If

If we hangout little bit

Or maybe go out like

go out, go out.

Or if you wanna stay in, we can stay in

because I’m a decent cook.

And I make amazing food.

And butter chicken also

It will be great if we can

I got carried away again.

All I want to say is that

Inaaya

Event will end at 11 pm.

11 pm?

Alright, cool. I will be here.

Right here.

Okay.

Thank you Viraj.

-Thank you.

Wow!. That was a lovely one guys.

So guys, are we excited

for our next performer?

That was for the ghosting.

Fine.

Here's to

-No more f*ck ups.

You okay?

-Yes.

You go.

I will catch up.

Auto.

Auto.

Let’s go.

Let’s go.

Let’s go.

You are pretty good.

It’s a comedy film.

It was dad’s.

Have to work on the engine.

Paint will be easily done.

Shall we go?

-Sure.

I’m winning.

-You are cheating Inaaya.

Cheater.

-One minute.

Hola Kartik!

-Hola!

You have been selected for our

next venture

starting out in Barcelona next month.

I will be mailing the offer letter

to you.

Yes, sure. Will do.

All okay?

Yes. Of course.

Come then.

What dude.

Suhar uncle is still in the bathroom?

Cauliflower.

That's why I had said earlier that

Don't deal Suhar's cards.

We need c*ck.

Because radiation will be on peak in the

future.

So, we need exoskeleton of c*ck

to be saved from the radiation.

But before that if AI takes over

then we will have to do a joint

operation with the c*ck

use their skeleton to make soldier droids.

Terminator and Star Wars

but with c*ck.

sh*t.

Again, I got carried away with

my nonsense?

Keep talking.

I don’t think

I will ever be so attentive about

AI and c*ck talks.

Actually, I have never heard about

AI and c*ck much.

Anyway, what was your question?

I forgot that.

I have a question.

Do you want to join..

Sahil, Meera and I

for a weekend trip to

Alibaug.

What’s the scene?

The scene is

Sahil has free vouchers of a

luxury resort.

Which we have to redeem before the

end of this month otherwise

waste. So

Sahil and Meera’s 2 years anniversary

is being preponed.

Good thinking.

Me likey.

Also, me in.

c*ck.

-What?

Sorry.

What?

For you.

Impressive. But how?

Last time you asked for blue

but got red one.

I though, this time I will

come better prepared.

Someone has a brilliant memory.

Nothing like that.

It’s just

I like to remember some

people's little things.

Why don’t you remember my things?

You should get my

Ashwagandha sometimes.

No, no, no.

Dhundhun.

-No dude.

Not my hair Inaaya.

We are also here by the way.

You guys do your own thing.

Let’s talk.

Not now. We will do it on the highway.

What do you say?

Yes. We will do it on toll this time.

Okay?

I love it.

-TMI.

Guys.

Dhundhun is used to it,

you also get used to it.

And if you love, then you have to show it.

That’s why

That’s why I don’t like the concept of

love.

I need an advice from you.

Sure, tell me.

If you are thinking about it means

it’s time to say it.

But it’s not that simple.

Exactly.

I have never said this to anyone.

Were you waiting for a special

moment to say it?

It will be special.

For sure.

I have added the hotel manager’s

number to speed dial.

Just say yes,

and it will be done.

It will not work out,

it is next to impossible.

You think this is the right

thing to do?

No. This is wrong. There’s a

difference between first one and the one.

You are the one,

you are

Just go for it

I’m not going to Spain.

I want him to know

how I feel.

Now, that you have made up your mind,

your brother is with you.

Why to be afraid when

you are in love.

What is it?

Tell me.

Look yourself.

Stop making me blush.

Look, I did not understand much,

but it must be something nice.

Good job.

Go, do your thing now.

Go.

Hello.

- Hi.

Bye guys.

-Bye.

Shall we go?

Sure.

What?

Nothing.

Before dinner

we have some spare time.

So, I thought

Maybe

we could

We have just come

you think we should?

Shower and change?

I thought, you are saying that

We should. Sorry.

What? We should

What Kartik?

Dude, why I let you do all this?

You are cute.

That’s why.

Wow!

Beautiful.

Isn't it?

All of these is included in the

voucher, right?

Yes, you miser.

Thanks.

-No problem. Here you go.

Thank you.

What is this mark on your neck Kartik?

Insect bite?

Apply something on it.

Rascal.

My man

What did you do?

Oh please.

2 years of love

Congratulations friends!

Now

Inaaya has something to say.

-Kartik has something to say.

Matching sentences.

Kiss.

Will you go first?

I don't know where to start?

I will start from the beginning.

In the beginning

life was sh*t.

I had already walked 50 kms.

Your tyre got punctured.

You were little weird.

But I wasn't aware of the cuteness.

I mean, who doesn't know

how to change a tyre?

Sorry, I'm

being Dhundhun.

To the point.

In the beginning

life was sh*t.

But then I found you.

And it didn't make sense.

But last 4 months

have been the happiest

For me

in a long long time.

We are quite different.

But like burgers and fries

we go well together.

And I just want to say that I

love

spending time

with you.

And And Sahil

and Meera.

and

Kartik, your family

they have given me so much love.

And laughter.

And Suhar uncle.

Never met him.

And

How you have been with Vroon.

I mean, it's all been so special.

And I love

you never expected anything in return.

And it's

You know I love.

That

You, didn't give us any labels.

Kept everything casual.

Right?

I mean, why do we need labels?

I mean, they work for Meera and Sahil.

But not for us.

Whatever we have between us,

it’s easy.

There's no catch.

There's no pressure.

There's no load.

It's all

It's

casual.

I love

spending time

with you.

Without any labels

Anything else?

No

You say

I

I

Just say it.

I'm moving to Spain.

I'm moving to Spain.