House Sitter (2026)

[bunniefuu]

I'm really

glad you can do this.

It's a big help.

Oh, no, Mr. Finch.

Actually, it's really

helping me out.

I've been needing

something like this.

Good.

So there's some things about

the house that you should know.

Some of the doors like to stick.

So if you close one and it

doesn't open, don't worry.

Just put a little effort into

it and kind of pop it back open.

What else?

Oh, there's motion-activated

security lights in the backyard

that some of the neighborhood

animals will trigger.

So please keep all the

exterior doors locked.

We don't want any

reason for anything

to happen to you while

you're at my house, you know?

Yes, sir.

Oh, and I know you had asked me

to do this at your house alone,

but would it be OK if I had

brought some friends with me?

Yeah, sure.

Hey, they can get in

on some of that pizza

I'm going to leave

you some money for.

Awesome.

Thanks so much, Mr. Finch.

OK, well, we'll

see you this weekend.

See you then.

Hey, Dani, are you working?

Great.

I'm gonna come by the shop.

All right.

Bye.

Recommend.

Oh.

Hey, Dani.

Hey, what's up?

You good?

OK, so you are telling me that

you want me to come house-sit

for this guy with you?

Yes, please.

And he's OK with you just

having, like, random people

while he's gone?

Yeah, he's totally

fine with it.

Like, I've actually known

him for a while now.

He's super nice.

And everyone in the

neighborhood likes him, too.

So it's more of just a

safety thing, you know?

Girl all alone in

someone's house,

it's a psycho

k*ller's wet dream.

You're not wrong.

That is the premise to some

of my favorite horror movies.

Exactly.

Oh, and he's leaving

money for pizza.

Free pizza?

Mm-hmm.

You should have led with that.

You're right.

I know, all I have to do is

just bribe you with food,

and you will do anything.

Hey!

Don't perceive me like that.

Maybe true, but

it's not very nice.

Also, I'm gonna invite

Blake to come, too.

And why would you do that?

Because he's my boyfriend.

And I think you two should

spend some more time together.

Why would I do that?

Because you're my best

friend, and you love me.

Again, you may be right,

but that boy is a dickhead.

You're too good for him.

OK, true, but

he's my dickhead.

And who knows, you

two might actually

have something in common.

Who knows, I might

bash my head into a wall.

OK, well, I guess we'll

have to see about that

'cause I'm still gonna ask him.

Yeah, I know.

Wish you wouldn't.

Dani, at some point, you're

just gonna have to accept it,

because he's gonna

be around a lot more.

And, you know, we're

getting more serious.

What?

Are you, like, getting married?

OK.

No.

Obviously, that is not the

way I would tell you this.

You're not pregnant, are you?

OK, Dani, I can barely take

care of myself right now.

Do you really think I could

take care of a human child.

I'm just checking, OK?

You're always yapping about all

that wild sex you're having.

Oh, my gosh!

You're such an idiot.

I'm just saying that

him and I are getting

a little bit more serious.

So we're gonna be

hanging out a lot more,

and he's going to be around.

OK?

Just get along, maybe.

All right.

Well, if that's

the case, does he

have any attractive

non-dickhead friends?

The comic book

store isn't exactly

a breeding ground for hot guys.

Hmm.

I guess you'll have

to ask him yourself.

Anyways, how has work been?

Same old sh*t.

Oh, there's this guy that

came in, let me tell you.

We call him "backpack kid."

He always comes in, and

he doesn't buy anything.

But he, like, quizzes everyone

on superhero movies and sh*t.

But it's a trap.

Like, if you get in a

conversation with him,

you can't get out of it.

So whenever he asks me about

any movie or show he's watching,

I tell him I don't watch TV.

Dani, that's so mean.

No, it's not.

Trust me.

He's a lot to deal with.

He was quizzing me

about a comic book,

and I told him I

don't read comics.

Oh!

And he actually believed you?

You're literally working

in a comic book store.

Yeah.

I know.

Hey, look, I am not one

to judge because I'm

very passionate

about my superheroes.

Actually, this

guy came in, and I

got into a full-blown

argument with him

because he said that Jared

Leto was the best joker.

I should have kicked

him out of the store.

I should ban his a*s.

Like, are you

telling me that you

could watch Heath Ledger act

his face off in The Dark Knight

and just be like, yeah, you

know, Jared Leto, he was better?

Like, come on, have

some decency, man.

Dani.

sh*t!

Like, throw Jack

Nicholson in there,

and there's still no question

that Jared Leto was the worst

one.

Dani?

Yeah?

You're kind of

going off on a tangent

that I couldn't care

less about right now.

So I'm gonna need you

to just reel it back in.

Sorry.

It's that not everyone

talks like we do in here.

Anyways, how's the

job search coming?

Oh, my gosh, you know.

I put in a dozen

applications for jobs

that I'm overqualified for.

But if you don't have at

least five years of experience

and know somebody, you

don't even get looked at.

But tell me, how am I supposed

to get five years of experience

when I can't even get

an entry-level job

without experience?

It just doesn't make any sense.

That's so frustrating.

Yeah.

I mean, I put in all this

work, got the degree.

For what?

Just to work some

part-time minimum-wage job

for the rest of my life?

No offense.

No.

None taken.

I am perfectly happy here.

It's where I belong.

Everything is just easier.

Hey, look.

You are the hardest-working

person I know.

And your time is coming.

And when it does, I

will be right here

by your side to celebrate.

There is no one that I want

success for more than you.

Besides, who's gonna take

me out and treat me well?

You're right.

I gotta take care of

my hetero life mate.

Exactly.

You're the Jay to my Silent Bob.

Anyways, let's go

get some lunch.

It's on me.

Thanks, babe!

Hey, Austin, I'm

going to lunch.

Where are you going?

Jungle Jim's.

Give me a bongo burger.

Tell him to f*ck

it up with cheese.

You got it.

Hell, yeah.

Hey, baby.

What's up?

So I am house-sitting

for this guy this weekend,

and I was wondering if you

wanted to come with me.

You want me

to come house-sit with you?

Yeah, it's for Mr. Finch.

He asked me to

house-sit for him.

And, you know, I

could use the money.

Yeah, but you're

gonna land a full time job soon.

I just know it.

But sure, sounds like fun.

I'll come join you.

Oh, and Dani's coming, too.

And she knows

I'm gonna be there as well?

Yeah.

She said, it sounds like fun.

Ha!

It's funny.

What did she actually say?

She said she'd rather bash

her head against a wall.

Yeah,

that sounds more like Dani.

Yep.

Hey, let me ask you an

off-the-wall question.

OK.

Who is your favorite Joker?

mean, like, Batman Joker?

Yeah, sure.

Are you not sure?

You're the one

asking the question.

You don't know what

you're talking about?

Yeah, Batman.

Easy.

Heath Ledger.

OK, good.

What

made you ask me that?

Oh, no reason.

You were curious

who my favorite Joker is?

You, of all people,

asking me that is strange.

Can't a girl just be curious

about her boyfriend's interests?

I mean, I guess.

OK, so who's your

favorite Joker?

Heath Ledger, obviously.

Yeah, he

was so good in Batman Forever.

Yeah, really good.

Kayla, he

wasn't in Batman Forever.

He was in The Dark Knight.

What is going on?

OK, you fooled me.

Well, Dani was telling me

about some guy at her work

that said Jared Leto

was the best Joker.

So I wanted to

see who yours was.

So why

didn't you just say that?

And that guy needs to

be punched in the face.

You're right.

Sorry.

It's OK.

Just be straight up with me.

I miss you.

Oh, I miss you, too,

even though it hasn't even

been, like, 24 hours since

we last seen each other.

I know.

It's crazy, right?

OK, well, I'll

see you soon, babe.

OK, bye.

Feels good.

You know, just because you're

the mom of the group doesn't

mean I'm calling him Dad.

That's cool.

I prefer "Daddy" anyway.

Ewe!

Seriously?

Kayla, how do you sleep

at night knowing you're

dating a walking red flag?

OK, guys, come on.

Can we at least try

to use this weekend

as a bonding opportunity?

I can't have my boyfriend and my

best friend hating each other,

just creates a whole

bunch of bad vibes

that I don't need right now.

Fine, whatever.

You know, Blake,

you don't have

to be like that all the time.

I know, and I'm sorry.

But come on.

She makes it so easy.

She's like a human

Do Not Push button.

Blake, I'm serious.

She's not just a random friend.

Dani's my best friend.

And, you know, we've known

each other since we were eight.

She's been there for

me through things

that you don't even know about.

So, yeah, her opinion

really matters to me, a lot.

OK.

Truce.

I'll stop being a jerk, for now.

You got one chance.

That's it.

Screw it up, and I will bury

your body in a cornfield

and pretend like

you never existed.

Oh, so she does care!

Wow!

That was almost

affectionate of you.

Wow!

You're lucky you're cute.

It's my one

redeemable quality.

Yep.

All right.

So this guy's house we're

staying at, it's really nice.

Kind of big, actually.

No one really knows what

he does for work, though.

He's always flying somewhere

and talking about projects.

Seems very mysterious,

rich guy energy.

Really?

Maybe he's like some

drug lord or something.

Or maybe he's some crypto bro.

Or plot twist, he has a

job like a normal adult.

Now that, that would be

the craziest theory of all.

But no, he's

actually really nice.

A little weird, but

harmless, you know?

We're actually almost there.

You guys will see for

yourselves in a sec.

Maybe I'll ask him to

take me on as an apprentice,

learn all the secrets

to make a bank.

OK, just please

don't embarrass me.

Too late.

Hi, Mr. Finch!

Hey.

So, Mr. Finch, this

is my boyfriend, Blake,

and my best friend, Dani.

They're gonna be

staying here with me.

Perfect.

Great to meet you both.

Now, like I told

Kayla, I'm trusting

you to be responsible and

look after my house, OK?

What am I saying?

You three look like a

great group of kids.

So I'm sure I got

nothing to worry about.

Of course, Mr.

Finch, we're gonna

take great care of your house.

Don't you worry.

And, Mr. Finch, first

off, great to meet you.

I was just wondering

what you do for work

to be able to afford

a house like this

and travel all the time?

Well, I worked really

hard in the trade industry,

and I've invested my

time and money wisely.

See, I told you, crypto bro.

All right, I'm out.

I'll be back in two days.

And if you need

anything, call me.

Will do.

And remember, keep

the doors locked.

OK, will do, Mr. Finch.

Have a great trip.

Peace.

Wow!

This place is pretty k*ller.

Yeah, I could

totally see myself

living in the past like this.

When he gets back, I'll

have Mr. Finch give me

some business advice.

Hey, he probably will--

Tell you to stop being

such a little b*tch

and get a real job

instead of trying

to be a shitty influencer.

Oh, yeah, I should

get a real job like you,

working at a comic book store

for barely minimum wage, right?

I'm fine with that.

I like the people I work with.

I get to read as

many books as I want.

I get to see as many movies as

I want, and I still make rent.

Not a bad gig, if

I do say so myself.

Guys, please, can we at least

try to have some quality time?

Sorry.

Sorry.

OK, now, if you guys

are done bickering,

I'm gonna order us a pizza.

Cheeze OK with both of you?

Could I have mushrooms

and banana peppers?

Oh, of course, he

has to be difficult.

Dani!

See?

It's not always me.

It's fine.

I'll just do half cheese,

half whatever Blake wants.

OK?

Fine, whatever.

I'm gonna go, like,

explore this house,

see if I can find any secrets.

Just please, don't

break anything.

All right, Mom.

I'm serious.

Are you proud of me?

I didn't instigate.

I mean, yeah, I guess.

Oh, hey, will you go

put these upstairs?

I'm gonna order the pizza.

Yes, anything

for you, my queen.

Thanks, babe.

And don't forget

the banana peppers.

Hi, I'd like to

order a pizza, please.

I've known her for 15 years.

He's known her for a few months.

It's f*cking bullshit.

I do wonder what this

guy does, though.

This guy has some pretty

cool stuff, though.

It's weird that no one

knows what he does.

Somebody's offering

me free pizza,

so I guess I can't complain.

Mr. Finch didn't really

strike me as a sports fan.

sh*t!

The f*ck was that?

Weird choice for

some light reading.

Man, where's the

bathroom in this place?

What is going on, guys?

We are back.

And check out this

insane crib that we have

for the entire weekend, guys.

Yes, I cannot make this up.

We are staying here

all weekend long.

And look, the kitchen, insane.

The living room, even crazier.

Where am I right now?

This actually feels

like I'm in a movie.

And we are living like

kings this weekend.

Speaking of kings, I'm

here with my queen, Kayla.

Say hi, baby.

Hi.

Cool.

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baby.

Peace.

Babe, you know I don't

like being on camera.

I know, and I'm sorry.

But the people love it

when you're included.

And I don't mind letting

people know that I

got a little cutie by my side.

OK, you talk your

way into it every time.

So how many

subs are you at now?

50k, last week.

Wow, 50k!

Look at my little influencer go.

Relax.

It's not easy gaining

a following, you know?

Trying to post at

least two times a week,

live stream at least three.

And then still, I'm the one

who has to edit all the footage

and respond to every comment.

You know, it may not look

like I'm doing that much,

but it's a lot of work.

No, yeah, I know.

I watch your streams, and

I'm really supportive.

You know, you could

work on your phrases,

you know, some, like,

slogans that you can put

on T-shirts or mugs, you know?

Something people would

buy, because the real money

is in the merch.

In the merch, right?

Mm-hmm, yeah

Yes.

No, I've totally been thinking,

like, mugs, jackets, shirts.

So I'm gonna roll

out a few ideas soon.

You know, you can

run them by me if you want.

And I can give you an

honest opinion as a viewer.

You know you're

the best, right?

Yeah, I know.

So where's the f*cking bathroom?

I've seen enough horror movies

to know that nothing good ever

happens in the bathroom.

Any word on the pizza?

Yeah, it should be like

here in 30 minutes or so.

30?

That's what they told me.

Cool.

Yep.

Cool.

So this guy just

lives here alone?

Yeah.

I mean, I haven't really

seen anyone else here

for more than a couple of days.

He's really nice, though.

He's always going to

all the community events

and willing to

help everyone out.

So, you know, I thought I

could help him out with this.

And the money's not bad either.

Yeah, no, it's

nice that he let

you bring your peeps with you.

Yeah.

But, you know, a girl

all alone in a big house,

it's like a serial k*ller's

dream, or the perfect time

for a poltergeist to show up.

Take your pick.

Well, you know what

comes to my mind?

Mm.

In all those movies,

you know, like,

that stuff usually doesn't

happen until the couples start

to have sex.

Wanna find out if we

have a k*ller or a ghost?

Oh, my god!

Don't be ridiculous!

We're not having sex in

someone else's house.

What, you scared

of those cameras?

No, I just--

I think it's weird to have sex

on someone else's furniture.

It's gross.

Yes, you're right.

I wouldn't want someone

f*cking in my bed.

Right?

Exactly.

Speaking of f*cking in

other people's beds,

you think you could set Dani

up with one of your friends?

Believe me, I would love

to, but it's kind of hard

when all she does is read comic

books and watch horror movies.

She's not really the type of

girl that guys go for, right?

Well, yeah, but she's really

great once you get to know her,

like I do.

I know.

Why don't we all just go in

the pool and have some fun.

I'll go get Dani.

I like it.

Let's do it.

What the f*ck was that?

This place has weird vibes.

Something seems off.

Hey, Dani.

Blake and I are gonna go in the

pool if you want to join us.

Yeah, no, that would

be great, actually.

Could use some fresh air.

Yay!

Come on, let's go.

Babe, how do I look?

Babe?

How do I look?

Great.

Thank you.

Ready for this?

Sure.

Give me a countdown.

3, 2, 1.

Oh!

Wow!

How's that?

That was so good.

Thank you.

Ah!

OK, I'm coming.

Wow!

10 stars.

I don't remember the last

time I swam in a pool, actually.

Well, couldn't say myself.

Sports Illustrated

model out here.

Dani, come on in.

The water feels great.

I'm not trying

to get my hair wet.

I just washed it.

Boo!

Yeah, boo!

I'm fine over here.

You two kiddos have fun.

Where the f*ck am I?

6703, Willow Crack--

Willow Creek.

Yeah, Mom, not now.

Nope, I'm working.

Yes.

Yes, I took the dog out.

No!

All right, I'll call you later.

sh*t!

f*ck!

What is going

on, Blake-inators.

I have nothing to say, except we

are back at this beautiful pool,

enjoying the life.

And, baby, I'm sorry

to do it to you guys.

Damn!

Oh, sh*t.

Blake's Life.

Kayla

hates being on camera.

But go in to the comments and

tell her how hot she looks,

guys.

f*ck.

Does she not?

I'm literally the

luckiest guy ever.

Yo, look through this one.

This is f*cking crazy.

Hey!

Hello?

Somebody ordered a pizza.

It says, leave at the door.

Hello?

Got your mushroom and

banana pepper pizza thing.

Hello?

f*ck this.

Knock it off, as*h*le.

You're gonna get my book wet.

Stop being a

loser and come in.

Blake, don't be mean.

I'm not being mean.

It's true.

We're over here having fun.

She's sitting over there alone.

Your whole thing for this

weekend was quality time.

And she's social distancing.

I know, but she's

an acquired taste.

God, you're so annoying.

I'm gonna go back inside.

Oh, no.

Did I make you mad?

Blake!

Blake, seriously?

Lighten up.

She probably feels like a

third wheel or something.

You know?

OK.

Yeah.

I'll ease up on her.

Thanks.

Now we can spend some

alone time together.

I love it.

Let's go down to the dock.

Yeah, let's go.

I'm gonna grind my

a*s off so that I can

have a house like that one day.

I will have a house

like this someday soon.

How are you gonna do that?

Oh, I'm gonna work

hard, like you said.

If anyone could do

it, it's you, babe.

You're one of the

hardest workers I know.

I try.

I wish we had

a boat to go out on.

Yeah, me too.

Right?

Like, imagine me and

you chilling right

there, just us two alone.

Right?

And we got some

lines in the water,

some nice music, cooler full

of beers for just me and you.

That would be so great.

Do you like me, Kayla?

What?

Of course, I like you, silly.

Why are you even asking that?

'Cause I think

you're pretty cool.

Oh, every girl wants to

hear that they're cool.

I'm joking.

I love you.

And the sex-- oh, my god!

The sex, yeah.

Oh, my god, Blake.

Next level, crazy, top tier.

Keep it down.

Oh, my god!

I'm kidding.

It is pretty good.

Yeah, pretty good?

OK.

It's really good.

Mm, thank you.

These hands are like magic.

What are

you talking about?

I wish they were

on me right now.

Wow!

They feel so good.

OK, Kayla, we can't do

anything right now, remember?

I know.

I'm just messing with you.

Not cool.

Kayla.

Not cool.

Oh, I'm not cool anymore?

Yes, you're still cool.

Good.

Man, it really

is so peaceful out here.

I hate my apartment.

It's so loud.

You can't even go outside

without getting a contact high.

I mean, it's f*cking ridiculous.

Ugh.

I need a job.

I need money.

It'll happen.

OK?

You just have to let the

universe work itself out.

Yeah?

You're so positive all the time.

You know, I'm a believer

that positivity attracts

positivity and negativity

attracts negativity.

It's the way the universe works.

You're a good one, Blake.

I really hope you can

get along with Dani.

Speaking

of negativity.

What is her issue?

Why is she so dark and hateful?

I think it's like

a defense mechanism

for when she's

uncomfortable, you know?

What is she

uncomfortable about?

Well, you're my boyfriend, and

we've been spending so much time

together.

And she doesn't really have

anyone like that other than me.

Has she ever had a boyfriend?

Yeah, a few, here and there.

But they never seem to work

out for some reason or another.

And she has this

complex about it

that she's not good

enough for anyone.

It's really sad, honestly.

Well, that's

just silly, right?

She's pretty.

Mm-hmm.

I think she just needs

to get out of the darkness

and into the light, and

then guys will flock to her.

Exactly, that's what

I've been telling her.

But she is so stubborn, man.

She has to make that

decision for herself, right?

Yeah, true.

You know, I might

have a guy that

would be interested in Dani.

Really?

Who?

This guy I went

to high school with.

Like, he's kind of

nerdy but kind of fun.

And he has this massive

comic book collection.

Oh, my god!

It'd be perfect for Dani.

A whole room in his house

just full of comics.

Oh, my god, that

would be perfect!

What's his name?

Bradley.

If you want, I could set it up.

We could all go out to

eat sometime this week.

Babe.

Yeah.

That would be perfect.

Aw!

You're the best.

My baby.

Hey, I think we

should go inside.

I don't wanna leave

Dani all alone.

OK.

Blake, what room did you

say you put her bags in?

The one around the corner!

Are you sure it was this one?

Yes, I'm not stupid.

I know where I put the bags.

OK, well, I

don't see anything.

Kayla, what are

you talking about?

They're right on the bed.

Like I said, there's

no bags in this room.

Kayla, they are--

OK, I swear this was

the bed I put them on.

OK.

Looks like we got a

ghost here, is it?

Took our bags to spook us.

It's not funny, Kayla.

I could have sworn I

chose this room, so.

Oh, it's OK, babe.

I won't hold it against you.

You can't be both hot and smart.

Come on, let's go find the

actual room you put them in.

Hey, Dani.

Have you seen our bags anywhere?

Blake here forgot

where he put them.

Well, that checks out.

He's an idiot.

What?

No response?

Sorry, I just was sure

I put them in that room.

Well, they're not in here.

But earlier, I did feel like the

vibes were off in this place.

What?

You're saying there might

actually be a ghost in here?

Well, I wouldn't say all that.

I'm just saying I

was walking around,

and I had, like,

this eerie feeling.

I could also just be hungry.

Where's that pizza?

Oh, sh*t!

The pizza.

I totally forgot.

Let me call and ask.

Hi, I had ordered a pizza, and

I was wondering where it's at.

Yeah.

An hour ago?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

We have not seen

anyone here, but I'll

be sure to let

you know if we do.

All right.

Bye.

So the pizza guy left,

like, an hour ago.

And it's only, like, a

15-minute drive from here.

So--

Yeah.

--he must have

got lost, I guess.

That sucks.

Well, I'm still hungry.

I'm sure Mr. Finch

wouldn't mind if I found

a little snack in his kitchen.

OK, just please

don't make a mess.

We're gonna go find our bags.

Come on.

Is there anything

to eat in here?

Nope.

Nothing, Mr. Finch.

Man, I was really looking

forward to that pizza.

There's nothing in here.

There's no bags here either.

Whoa!

This room is sick.

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

What's up, guys?

Check out the sickest

room in this crib.

Seriously?

We're supposed to be looking

for our bags, remember?

OK.

You don't need to

do that right now.

You see I'm recording.

Why do you always do this?

You just-- can we

find the bags, please?

Yeah, but, uh,

pisses me off when

you see I'm recording, you--

OK, they're not here.

Let's go upstairs.

Sure, whatever you say.

See?

I told you I picked this room.

OK, well, why were

they not here when

we checked the first time?

I don't know.

Maybe Dani moved them

when she was walking

around the house earlier.

Maybe Dani did what?

Dani, did you happen to

move our bags at any point

and then put them

back on the bed?

No.

I haven't even

been in this room.

Besides, I would have

told you when you

came in asking where they were.

You're right.

We did already ask you.

Well, Blake, I'm

sorry I doubted you.

But that still doesn't explain

why the bags weren't here

when we checked.

Maybe that's

finally the pizza.

Something tells me the

odds of that being the pizza guy

are slim.

Well, there's

only one way to find out.

There's no one there.

What?

What do you mean,

there's no one there?

We just heard a knock.

No pizza guy.

There's literally

no one outside.

It's definitely just

some punk a*s kids

playing ding dong ditch.

We used to do it

all the time when

we were kids-- knock, run away.

Dude came out screaming at us.

Yeah?

So you've always

been a dickhead?

OK, guys, seriously, focus.

Something or someone is

messing with us here, I think.

I don't know.

Do you wanna see if you can

get a hold of Mr. Finch?

Yeah, you're right.

He did say just to call

if we needed anything, so.

sh*t!

No answer.

He's traveling.

It's probably just bad service.

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

Let me try and text him.

It's not going through.

What do we do?

I said there were weird

vibes in this place.

It's probably why

he travels so much.

It's probably haunted.

Don't be stupid.

It's not haunted.

It's just some kids

and missing bags.

Not much of a haunting,

if you ask me.

Yeah, Blake's right.

It's probably nothing.

Look, I mean,

whatever you say.

Let's just-- hey, let's

just go in the living room,

stick together, watch

some TV with the lights

on, and just wait till we

can get a hold of Mr. Finch.

Yeah.

Yeah, that sounds really nice.

I'll order us another pizza.

Yeah.

OK.

I got pizza!

Dig in.

There's peppers in it?

This be mine.

Like you like.

OK.

Is it a yes on Sammy Slick--

Vampire Slayer?

I didn't know you were into

low-budget horror movies.

That's because you never

asked me anything about myself.

See?

Maybe if you guys

weren't always arguing,

you'd realize you actually

have some things in common.

OK.

How much into horror

movies are you?

I would call myself a

well-rounded horror cinephile.

Oh, OK.

So what's your

favorite scary movie?

All-time favorite,

original Halloween.

Nice.

What mask did

Michael Myers wear?

William Shatner.

Boom.

OK.

I know some stuff.

What was the original name

before they called it Halloween

It wasn't always Halloween?

Nope.

The Babysitter Murders.

Wow!

I did not know that.

Yeah, so you really

know your sh*t.

Mm-hmm.

Damn!

Hit me with another one.

OK.

Who was slated to play Loomis

before he declined the role?

I don't know that one either.

Peter Cushing.

Yeah.

Donald Pleasence replaced

him and then became an icon.

Yeah, that is so interesting.

Yeah.

What?

Yeah.

Is it though?

Is it interesting?

I think it is.

Me, too.

Oh!

OK.

Damn!

So I really need to brush

up on my Halloween trivia.

Yeah, bro.

Damn!

So what's your favorite?

All-time.

Silence of the Lambs.

Silence of the Lambs?

Only horror movie to ever

win the Best Picture Oscar.

OK, yeah.

You know some stuff.

Yeah, I do.

So out of every single horror

movie you've ever seen,

what is your favorite k*ll?

Mm.

Well, it was the classic

shower scene in Psycho.

Classic.

Until I saw it In

A Violent Nature.

In A Violent Nature.

The yoga girl scene

with the-- oh, my god!

Yeah, I know.

It's so crazy.

Disgusting.

I know.

Actually gave me nightmares.

Oh!

Wait, what's yours?

My favorite?

That one's definitely up there.

If we're talking

most disturbing,

I would have to say when the

girl gets her head hit off

in Hereditary in the car.

Yeah, with her head on the

side of the road and the bugs

crawling.

Don't even get me

started, the bugs.

Oh, so gross.

Disgusting.

Are you guys done yet?

I'm sorry, it's just--

it's so nice to see

you guys getting along,

but can we talk about

something else, please?

You feel left out?

Hey, what do you

wanna talk about?

Let's just watch a movie.

OK.

We all set on Sammy Slick?

Yeah, I guess.

Sounds good to me.

So, what did you

think of the movie?

I think if you ordered

Blade off of TMU,

you would get Sammy Slick--

Vampire.

That's funny.

Yeah, I kind of liked it.

I thought it had

some charm to it.

See?

I keep telling her to watch

more low-budget movies.

Yeah, there's some

good stuff out there.

Yeah.

And some bad stuff,

not in a good way.

Yeah, I might start watching

these kinds of movies.

What do you wanna watch next?

Should we let Kayla pick?

Oh, boy!

No, it's fine.

You guys pick.

How about another

low-budget spooky movie?

Have you seen Man

in the Blue Suit?

No, I've not.

It's a good one.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Let's do it.

Sounds good.

What the f*ck was that?

Wake up!

What?

What are you talking about?

That's the front door.

Why would someone be banging

on the front door right now?

I don't know.

Did Mr. Finch ever

text you back?

Let me check.

Yeah, he said he just

got back to his hotel,

and he asked if

everything was all right.

No, tell him it's

not f*cking OK.

There's something

seriously wrong here.

What the f*ck do we do?

Even if we can get in

touch with Mr. Finch,

he's not even in the

same state as us, so.

OK, maybe we should

call the cops or--

Guys, there's someone

in the backyard.

That's-- that's the guy

who was in my dream.

What is-- what is happening?

What the f*ck?

We need to make sure all

the doors are locked.

Now!

Kayla, get away from the door.

OK, we need to

figure out what to do.

We need to find something

to defend ourselves with.

Yeah.

The kitchen, there's knives.

Good idea.

Come on.

There were knives.

There were knives here.

I saw them.

I saw them.

I saw them when I came

in here to look for food.

I know for a fact

there were knives here.

OK, well, that means

whoever was outside

has already been in this house.

How?

I locked all the doors.

Are you sure?

Yes, it was Mr. Finch--

Mr. Finch me to make sure of.

Well, someone has

been in here, OK?

Maybe there was a

window unlocked.

Someone's been in here.

There's no denying that.

We still need

to find something

to defend ourselves with.

Or else, we're sitting ducks.

Does anyone see anything?

I-- I might have an idea.

In-- in the office, there's

something that I saw.

OK!

Go.

Yes!

Now

Lead the way.

There, that's what we can use.

OK, but there's only one.

I'll take it.

I played in high school.

If that dude comes near me,

I'm swinging for the fences.

We still need

to find something.

And knives are off the table.

So let's look around and see

if anything else is in here.

OK.

Anything?

Nothing.

Nothing over here either.

sh*t!

We're gonna have to look

around the rest of the house.

I-- if we can get

back to the bedroom,

I might have a pocket

knife in my backpack.

That will work, but we

need to stick together.

OK.

Let's go.

Dani, come on.

Sorry, there--

there's a book missing.

What?

It was-- there was a book.

There was a book here.

It was a very specific book.

And now it's gone.

OK.

Well, are you sure you're

not just remembering wrong?

There's, like, a lot of

things in a lot of places.

No, no!

It was a book on religion.

And-- and I-- I even had a dream

about it, but it was different.

OK, come on!

In case you forgot, we just

saw a dude with a mask outside.

So let's go!

There's no one there.

Mr. Finch said the

animals in the neighborhood

triggered the

lights all the time.

Do you really wanna

take that chance?

Wait, I'm gonna grab that.

Kayla, watch out!

Kayla, no don't!

Kayla!

Kayla!

No!

Oh, my god, no!

We have to go, now!

No!

Kayla!

No!

No!

Oh, f*ck!

My tooth.

Let's go!

Let's go!

f*ck!

My tooth is broken.

Kayla's dead.

She's dead.

Oh, my god!

What do we do?

We need to figure out a way to

get the f*ck out of this house!

Go into my bag.

There's a pocket knife.

It's not big, but it'll work.

f*cking k*ll this m*therf*cker.

OK, got it.

What's the plan?

We need to get to the front

door when he's in the backyard.

Well, how are we gonna

get him to the back--

f*ck!

The door's open.

Blake, stop!

f*ck!

Quick.

The back door.

Wait, we can't escape this way.

What do we do?

Dani, I need you to

get inside the house.

I'll distract him.

No.

Go call the cops.

No, you have to stay with me.

Dani, it's the only way.

Please.

You come here, m*therf*cker!

You want some of me?

Blake, no!

Where the f*ck am I?

Why are you doing this to us?

We didn't do anything.

Well, you see, I've

developed a lifestyle

I need to keep up with.

So I worked out a deal with

some very powerful forces

that require me to

provide them with bodies.

And in return, I get to

live the life I want.

What does that even mean?

Who are you?

What it means, Dani,

is that you and Blake

were an unexpected bonus that

Kayla was so kind to provide.

Mr. Finch.

Yeah, the kind and

friendly neighbor that no one

really knows much about.

It was actually pretty easy.

People in this town are

so pathetically naive.

And then things got

really interesting

when I met your friend Kayla.

She's a very bright girl

with a great future.

Yeah, she was--

Until you k*lled her.

Actually, Dani, I'm gonna

have a wonderful future.

All thanks to Mr.

Finch, of course.

Kayla, we saw you die.

Dani, you watch

enough horror movies

to know a little fake blood and

good lighting goes a long way.

I should have been an actress.

It is a shame about

Blake, though.

I kind of liked him.

But, oh, well, there are

better things to come.

You're a psychotic.

Kayla, you're my best friend.

No, Dani, I was

your best friend.

That's why this was

so easy to pull off.

You've been kind

of a drag lately.

You know, I met Mr. Finch,

and we hit it off immediately.

I told him about

my job situation.

And that's when he had the

idea of me helping him out.

He told me about these entities.

All it took was just

a little sacrifice,

and I could have

everything I ever wanted.

Who would turn that down?

I don't know, Kayla.

Maybe a sane person.

You see, the original plan was

just to have Kayla "look over

the house," while we got that

idiot pizza guy over here for up

me to sacrifice.

But then after you were here,

she came to me with her plan.

It was quite brilliant.

Thank you.

She's really a smart girl.

Thank you.

Now, with three bodies,

I can take the pizza guy.

She can get Blake

so I can induct her.

And we have as a spare.

I get to take a break

from k*lling for a while

and, I don't know,

relax and enjoy

what I've created for myself.

How many times

have you done this?

Lured innocent people who

trusted you only to m*rder them

for your benefit?

Oh, my dear!

Too many to count.

You know what the best thing is?

No one suspects

old Harold Finch.

You're not gonna

get away with this.

I'm going to stop you.

Dani, I really don't see

how you're gonna do that.

You seem a little

tied up at the moment.

You know, Dani, it's really

a shame to do this to you.

You're a very pretty girl.

But, like Kayla

has told me, kind

of a loner, not many

friends, not many people

who'd really notice if you

were suddenly, poof, gone.

Blake, however, I think he

may take a little bit more

explaining.

Oh, what-- and the pizza guy?

That was just too easy.

That phone call we made, letting

them know he never showed up,

that took great care of that.

Yeah.

All right, now, Kayla,

this is very important

that we do this correctly.

Yes, sir.

So first, we've

got to get some

of her blood to mark the body

for delivery before k*lling her.

OK.

Cut her arm and draw enough

to write out the symbols.

Once she's marked, we

need to read this phrase.

Yes, sir.

You got it?

Got it.

Then take the knife and

stab her right in the heart.

Well, Dani, it was really

mediocre being your friend.

You're such a b*tch.

Oh!

I may be a b*tch, but my life is

about to get a whole lot better.

sh*t!

Get back here.

Kayla's phone.

911,

what's your emergency?

I'm-- I'm in a house, and

someone's trying to k*ll me.

OK, where are you?

It's a-- sh*t!

I'm-- I'm house-sitting

with a friend.

I don't know.

It's-- it's Harold

Finch's house.

He's-- he's-- it's

a big stone house.

It's on Willow Creek Road.

OK, I found it.

Try to hide.

Have you contacted

the homeowner?

He's the one

trying to k*ll me.

He's part of a

cult or something.

He's k*lled more people.

OK, I'm

sending over squad cars.

Do not engage him if

you don't have to.

He's back in the house.

Like I said,

try to hide, and don't engage.

I have cars en route.

They're 15 minutes out.

Ma'am, are you there?

What's happening?

Hello?

All units get to 6703,

Willow Creek Road.

Dani, I know you're up here.

Come the f*ck out here,

and I'll make it quick!

sh*t!

Get off me!

f*ck!

You b*tch!

No!

I told you you'd never

get away with this.

You said there

were three bodies?

Yeah.

Kayla, Blake, and Mr. Finch.

Well, we

only found two bodies.

What do you mean?

The-- no, there was one in

the backyard, one by the pool,

and one in the kitchen.

Well, we only found

one in the backyard and one

by the pool.

There was no body

in the kitchen.

Are you sure they were all dead?

Yeah, I'm positive.

I put the knife in

his chest myself.

It was Harold Finch.

He-- he's been sacrificing

people for some cult ritual.

Well, I don't

know what to tell you.

There's no body in the kitchen.

We will look into Harold Finch.

Hi it's so nice to meet you.

The content of this

book is really tragic.

Could you sign it for me?

Yeah, it was

definitely one crazy night.

There you go.

Thank you.

Hi, there.

What's your name?

Hi, I'm Kat.

You're so brave for

writing this book.

Thanks, Kat.

You know, took a lot to do

it, but I'm happy I did.

I think it made me stronger.

Did they ever

catch Harold Finch?

You know, no, they never did.

Wow, that must be so scary.

Yeah, it is.

So he's still out there.

Yep.

You're so brave.

You're amazing.

I don't know about

all that, but thank you

for coming in and saying

all those nice things.

Thanks.

Can you make one

out to Harold, Harold Finch?

How's my pretty protg doing?

Selling some comics?

Yeah, I'm doing pretty good.

Good.

So how much longer

till we're out of here?

Just a few minutes.

OK.

We've got a big

night ahead of us.

I'll be waiting in the car.

Hey, it's a blood moon.

OK.

I won't be too long.

All right.