Red Envelope, The (2025)

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I'd like to invite

the bride and groom. Wait!

I mean, the grooms.

To say a few words to our guests.

I'd really like to thank everyone

for coming as our witnesses today.

Most importantly

I truly want to thank Grandma.

Grandma.

I've now achieved my dream.

If it weren't for you

Titi!

Your grandson's death

wasn't a peaceful one.

A restless ghost.

He's still tied to

the last emotions he had.

What do I have to do, Master?

Please tell me.

Does Titi have any unresolved business?

Before his death,

Titi planned to get married,

but his dad didn't approve.

Bingo! That's the meaning of your dream.

Titi's unresolved business.

So, what do I have to do?

You have to arrange a ghost wedding

according to your ancestors' beliefs.

And what if

He liked men?

Can I hold the ceremony?

This is a sign

from the incense sticks of the Heavens.

The underworld is caught up

with the times.

Same-sex marriage is allowed.

The gods won't stop them.

But it's not like

he can marry just anyone.

1869, WU CHUN FEI

The one who's destined to be

with your grandson

will be chosen by the Heavens.

You have to take some hair

and nail clippings of the dead

and put it in a red envelope.

Then leave it somewhere.

The one who picks up that envelope

is the one the Heavens have chosen.

sh*t! Your mother's gone to heaven!

Goodness.

Harder!

Damn, you're the man!

How is it?

Your chest is bigger

than my head. Damn it.

Come on, continue.

I'll spot you.

Tong is on leave.

I'll be your trainer today.

I'm Menn.

I'm Boy. Let's go all out today.

Get closer.

Move in closer.

Closer.

Great job, Menn.

Next step, lure him to the locker.

You're doing good on the shakes.

Here, let me help.

Take it easy, dear.

It's all gushing out.

I'm going to rinse myself off.

Menn, your name really fits you.

You seem strong and good at striking

- What?

- Quick! Go through his locker.

What the hell are you looking for?

There's nothing!

Stop with the lies.

I've been undercover here for weeks.

You're dealing drugs.

- What drugs?

- Shut up!

People like you

What about people like me?

If you're not a druggie, you're a player!

I found it!

Goi.

Come in. We found evidence.

You're under arrest for selling drugs.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can

and will be used against you in

That's not your line.

That's what the police say.

- Wait? You're not a cop?

- Shut up!

INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENMenn, how long

have you been our informant?

It has been several years, Inspector.

I think it's time to move you

To be a police officer?

Move you back to jail!

You call this evidence?

I thought it was MSG.

Now I'm craving for mangoes.

- The cart out front is the best, sir.

- I'm being sarcastic!

Goi, this is such a crucial job.

Why did you use this lousy thief?

There are dozens of people in our squad.

Some undercover jobs need good looks, sir.

Good looks?

Have any of them ever succeeded?

Number ten, Big Bike.

Got 1K drinks!

Don't mess up catching the suspect.

Get her drunk and get the info.

- She's the queen of pyramid scams.

- I was born for this.

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

Big Bike, wake up!

What the hell?

It's not even ten glasses.

Big Bike, don't crash yet.

Let me ride you first!

- No!

- Come here!

I found them.

It's ill*gal child prostitution.

Freeze! You're under arrest

for child prostitution

Did he force you to do anything?

He did. Dad forces me to do my homework.

- Menn!

- Menn!

- Not to mention the jobs

- That's enough, sir.

Can't people make mistakes, sir?

Even with ten feet, you can still stumble.

Four is enough, where did you get ten?

Or do you want my feet too?

But isn't the gym case successful?

With this itty-bitty evidence,

how can we link it to Big Joe?

And that guy you took down?

He's the son of a big politician.

He's threatening to take us down.

Because of your

- Snarky comment about his gender.

- That never happened, sir.

When did I discriminate? I never did that.

At full blast, hon.

- What the hell?

- Move it.

Goi. Give me another chance, will you?

That's enough, kid.

When will the inspector send me

to the police academy?

Goi, you promised me.

After getting an earful,

you still want to be a cop?

Talk about doomsday. Damn it!

What's this envelope?

A hongbao?

Finally, luck's on my way.

What the hell?

We've got a groom!

Wow, he's fair! He's good-looking too.

Titi has a good eye.

It's totally worth the wait.

What are you talking about?

Here. This is Titi, my grandson.

You have to marry him.

Is this a funeral picture?

Yes.

Do you want me to marry a dead guy?

And he's also a dude?

Are you nuts?

I thought young people

would be more open-minded.

What century is this?

Don't you watch any BL series?

They look similar. Ship, ship.

I've already shipped you.

The boat has already left!

Hey, are you some group of scammers?

- I'll throw you all in jail.

- Are you a police officer?

You're senile! I'm leaving.

You can't run away.

Titi's locked in on your g*n already!

- sh*t!

- That's right.

The Heavens have chosen.

If you don't wed,

you'll be doomed forever and ever.

I can't be any more doomed than this.

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three

What a nuisance.

What's with the makeup and clothes?

I'll tell your parents.

Wow, Goi. We just split.

Already missing me?

Yeah, like hell.

I forgot to give you

your wages at the station.

You saw the envelope, right?

- What envelope?

- What?

Don't tell me

Well, only hongbao red envelopes

from Chinese New Year were left.

Why didn't you just wire it?

Transfer it next time!

Hey, bro!

Wait up!

That's mine.

Hey!

Stop!

Hey, stop! My money!

My money! Hey!

Watch where you're going!

Careful, will you?

A fridge, seriously?

What kind of jerk drops a fridge?

Have you lost your mind? Stop, please!

- Stop the car.

- I accidentally tossed out my money.

The Heavens have chosen.

If you don't wed,

you'll be doomed forever and ever.

Young man!

You're going through misfortune.

FORTUNE TELLER

I wonder how you know.

Kid, there's a spirit following you.

I don't believe in this kind of stuff.

A vengeful spirit from your past life

is following you.

Young man.

You've got a wedding coming soon, right?

- Misfortune.

- A spirit is following you.

- A vengeful spirit from your past.

- A wedding coming soon.

I don't believe you!

Only fools are obsessed

with these nonsense readings.

TAROT READER

Did you call us fools?

That's not what I meant.

I meant those hocus-pocus fortune tellers.

These people should find some other job.

Are you saying I'm a sham?

That's not what I meant either.

What I meant was

Hey, he's flipping us off.

Just come for me.

PARK OF GOOD LUCK

He's still good-looking

even when bashed up.

- He's got a strong body.

- Ouch!

Sorry, I didn't mean to.

I realized you don't know much about Titi.

Titi is a sweetie.

He's always been a gentle soul

since he was a kid.

He loves helping cats and dogs.

But he's also a fighter.

He's always rallied for LGBTQ+ rights.

That day, I told Titi

that I would support

every single thing he loved.

I also promised Titi

that I won't die easily.

So I could see the day Titi get married.

I thank the gods for bringing you

and agreeing to marry Titi.

Titi, I've kept my promise to you.

Stop! Stop it!

Mom!

What the hell are you doing?

Who's this guy?

I can't accept this crazy ceremony!

That's your problem!

When Titi was alive,

you never cared to listen to your son.

Why cause a fuss now?

Go away, just leave.

You're ruining the auspicious time.

Leave, will you? Leave!

Fine!

Do as you please!

Keep playing.

The villain's gone.

The groom, repeat after me.

Titi, you may get into the car.

Titi, you may get into the car.

Titi, we're about to cross the bridge.

Titi, we're about to cross the bridge.

Titi, we've arrived

at our newlyweds' house.

Titi, we've arrived

at our newlyweds' house.

- The sacred stuff lost its mojo.

- The elevator's dead too.

Titi designed this himself.

It's a fusion of street wear and handcraft.

Unifying culture and generations.

I stayed up two nights

memorizing Titi's words.

Are you leaving it like that?

I'll roll over it tonight.

Hey, you're married.

It's natural to roll around.

That's right!

It's totally normal

for husbands to do that.

Am I right?

- I'm so happy.

- Right.

Titi's all set now.

Finally, it's over.

Consider we're married.

What a load of crap.

How the hell?

There's no such thing as ghosts.

I'm not afraid of you!

Ghosts aren't real!

Hi, Mr. Hubby!

Oh my, what is this? What a pervert.

But we're married, right?

I should get used to it, right? Mr. Hubby.

Who's your hubby?

Get away! Shoo!

Damn!

The ghost from Shutter!

You sissy ghost!

Go away!

Sissy ghost!

Go away, sissy ghost!

Stop it.

Gosh! I told you to stop it.

What century are we living in?

And you still use those words?

Who died and made

straight people like you gods?

Do you think I really want to marry you?

How did I end up marrying a jerk like you?

Foul! Loud!

Macho man with a bad attitude!

Sissy ghost!

I'll give you one more chance.

Are you going to call me sissy ghost

or babe?

Ba

Sissy ghost!

You want to call me that?

STOP, CHECKPOINDid you have any drinks?

I did.

Tomato juice. It made my face red.

Could you please breathe into this, sir?

Not so high. Put your hand down.

Come on. 2,500.

That's some a*s, right?

Hey, damn!

Is that right?

The way I look might be lovely

But my heart

Sometimes it can be harsh

You like to trick

You like to play me into loving you

Sure

Yeah

Don't play with fire

It's bad and it burns

I'm worried about your safety

Just stay away from me

Cause I'm a fire boy

Fire boy, yeah

sh*t!

Stop this indecency, right now!

- Stop!

- Stop!

- Stop!

- Stop!

Stop!

Master!

- I'm coming. Stop shouting.

- Open up!

Master.

Can I divorce a ghost?

You can't go against

what the Heavens have decided.

In your past life, you and Titi

had a deep relationship together.

Was I his husband?

You were his pet dog.

He's still roaming the human world

because of unfinished business.

There's something he hasn't attained yet.

Do I have to tolerate this?

What if he possesses me again?

Wait.

Spirits can't possess humans frequently.

It uses a lot of energy.

It'll weaken them.

If they keep possessing people,

they'll turn into a wandering spirit.

Unable to be reincarnated.

Unable to be reincarnated?

Is he going to keep showing up?

- Yes.

- sh*t, no!

What should I do?

There's only one way.

You have to fulfill

his unfinished business

until he is reincarnated.

Hey!

Come out and talk!

Now you're hiding?

Let's have a talk.

First, what do you call me?

Babe.

What? What did you say?

Babe.

I can't hear you. Louder!

- Babe!

- Yes!

What do you want, Mr. Hubby?

Babe, is there something you need?

Or are you still worried about anything?

Why?

Why do you care?

So I can do what you want.

I see.

That way, I'll have no regrets,

be reborn and out of your hair, right?

First of all,

if this room isn't clean, I'm not talking.

The end. Mic drop.

There. Those infinity-twisted underwear.

Pick it up.

Doesn't your girlfriend complain

about this pigsty?

Separate the trash as well.

You're so filthy,

no wonder no one wants you.

How do you know no one wants me?

- I'm talking with someone.

- Is she even real?

I even wrote a song for her.

You

I see you walking towards me

I hear your footsteps

Tap, tap, tap

The wind is rushing by so fast

Your hair is flying

So mesmerizing

I have to stop and catch my breath

The damage is intense

The guy who stole the phones,

I caught him.

Get the car ready.

What's with the slow-mo?

Hurry up, let's go!

- You caught feelings?

- Hurry up!

More like caught in the act!

Goi got me a job as an informant.

She said if I get good results,

she'd erase all my records.

She said if I could catch the big fish,

the inspector would refer me

to be an intern.

I'll get to be her partner.

And protect her as well.

Wake up!

I bet she's using you.

Stay out of my business.

Just tell me your unresolved business,

so you can go and get reincarnated.

If there were to be any

Maybe, to see Din again.

Who's Din?

- My boyfriend.

- What?

If you got a boyfriend,

why did you marry me?

Why don't you marry him?

Well, who made you pick up the envelope?

"Pick up the envelope."

- I left without saying bye to him.

- Floor?

Floored by my beauty?

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

25th floor.

What do you want me to say?

Tell him to forget about me.

Move on.

Don't fall into an abyss of despair.

Live a life of happiness

for me as well.

What K-drama is this?

Who are you here for?

What now?

Hey, wait up!

You look familiar.

I remember. Here.

Don't play with fire

It's bad and it burns

I've watched this so many times.

You've got a nice waist. Look.

What's the rush?

Dance for me first.

I'm your big fan!

Din, you jerk! You devil!

He was crying a river at my funeral.

So, what's next?

You met your boyfriend.

- Why aren't you reincarnated?

- Like I know.

Well, think it over.

- Hey, I've got it!

- Damn it!

It's a deep puncture.

My luck hasn't improved

after marrying you.

So, what do you remember?

Tell me quickly

and move on to your next life.

Well, once you fix your tire,

can you take me to Grandma's?

How clich!

You need to clear things up with Grandma.

No, that's not it.

I want to

Delete the risqu pics of me

and Din on my phone.

And the porn I saved as well.

Is this really your unresolved business?

Who is he talking to?

With Titi gone, I'm so lonely.

He always spent time chatting with me.

It's just as if it was only yesterday.

I really miss Titi.

If Titi could hear you,

he'd be over the moon, Grandma.

Tissue.

Menn, since you're already here,

why not have dinner with me first?

- It's okay. I happen to

- Eat!

Be free. Yes, I'm free.

I'll stay for dinner.

I'll make something special.

You'll want to come back for more.

Yes, ma'am.

That room, over there.

Gosh!

You scared me.

Dad got me this robot when I was a kid.

He wanted me to man up.

So I dolled it up.

Why do you keep reminiscing?

Have you forgotten about your phone?

Wow, and you dare nag me

about my room being a mess.

- This is clearly a storage room.

- When I died, Dad stored my stuff here.

Check the cabinet.

Why are you here?

- Dad!

- Dad!

Who's your dad?

What are you doing here?

There. That's my phone.

I asked, what are you doing here?

What am I doing here, is it?

I'm

I'm here

To like some old folks.

Is that teen slang?

- Visiting Grandma, damn it!

- Visiting Grandma, damn it!

- Visiting Grandma, sir.

- Why?

It's just a sham marriage.

We're not related in any way.

Why don't you say it out loud?

He can't hear you anyway.

- What kind of charades was that?

- Well, I was nervous.

How am I supposed to know?

Who would've thought you're so dense?

Are you stupid? "Like old folks," really?

Well, this is liking.

I've bought pad Thai

from Titi's favorite shop.

Eat up, Menn.

Don't get full just yet.

There are still a lot more tasty dishes.

What's with you?

I don't want to look at his face.

What do you do?

I'm a police informant.

- Police?

- Bullshit.

What precinct?

Bang Kho Laem precinct, sir.

My son was hit by a car in that area.

The police said

the CCTV cameras were broken.

How could all of them be broken?

Hey, find a way to get my phone.

Sir. Is that Titi's phone?

I can't unlock it.

I'll get it unlocked tomorrow at the shop.

- No, you can't!

- No, you can't!

What do you mean I can't?

Why not?

Well, the police have a way

to crack the pin, sir.

- Would you like me to try?

- The soup's here.

So cute.

I wonder what the pin could be.

Grandma, what's your birth date?

Maybe Titi used it as his pin.

September 7th.

September 7th.

Wow, a Virgo as well.

Just like me. And what year?

You're almost turning 70?

You look younger than that.

Don't you sweet talk me.

Hot!

I'm sorry.

I must have put too much chili in it.

Right. That's probably it.

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- I can't unlock it. Sorry.

- What?

The reason why I want to unlock it

because there might be clues

about the driver who hit Titi.

You said you're a cop, right?

If so,

help find the person who k*lled him.

Why bother now?

When I was alive,

he never paid me any attention.

What the hell?

Tormor!

He must know that you're Titi's husband.

Tormor, come over here.

Come. Tormor, hurry over.

Cool! He can see me.

- Spin.

- Tormor, what are you doing over there?

Tormor was abandoned. Titi adopted him.

Now that Titi's not around,

he seems really lonely.

Hey, shoo.

Menn, why don't you take Tormor with you?

You'll have a warm family.

Mommy, daddy and son.

- Yes, take him!

- I can't even take care of myself.

Menn, this might be

what lets me be reincarnated.

Tormor!

I don't even have enough to feed myself.

Now I have to buy food for you too?

Tormor, sit.

Tormor, stand up.

Tormor, spin.

Good boy.

Tormor, woof woof.

Poor baby. He can't rest his chin anymore.

I want to pat his head so badly.

Hey, you know, Tormor is really smart.

Try pretending to sh**t him like this.

And say "bang bang" too.

Bang bang!

In your past life,

you were my dog, remember?

Who was your dog?

I thought you said you'd be reincarnated?

So? Why haven't you left yet?

Damn annoying.

Bang bang!

You really were once my dog.

If I were your dog in my past life,

I would've bitten your family to death!

Menn, woof woof.

Woof, my a*s!

- I won't be reincarnated then.

- Nonsense.

You're not leaving

over something so stupid?

Tormor, stop being naughty.

Or maybe

what will let you be reincarnated

is catching the person who hit you?

Well, wasn't it an accident?

No matter what, I'm already dead.

I'm not bothered by it at all.

Why don't you try telling me

what happened on the day you got hit?

Titi.

Titi.

That day,

I was helping Grandma cook up a feast.

I wanted to get on Dad's good side.

Don't add too much.

It tastes perfect, Grandma.

Is something wrong?

I plan to tell Dad today.

About getting married, right?

How did you know?

If you marry him,

don't ever set foot in this house again.

After I fought with him,

I felt downhearted.

I called Din dozens of times,

but he didn't pick up.

I was recording a clip to send to him.

But I was run over and died.

You were recording a clip?

Din, where have you gone?

Why can't I reach you?

My face looks horrible!

I'm paranoid. I forgot to use a filter.

Din, come to me.

sh*t!

Hey.

The phone's still recording.

Damn it.

I can't see the license plate.

- Wait.

- What?

Do you see any clues?

Those shoes are hard to find.

They're super rare.

What a relief. At least I died

under limited-edition shoes.

He ran you over and k*lled you,

and you're still gushing over fashion?

- You said they're limited editions, right?

- Yes.

I know these.

There are only five pairs

imported into Thailand.

And they're all sold out.

Could you tell me who bought them?

JamyJames, March Chutavuth, James Ji,

Tor Thanapob and Mai Davika.

Definitely not Davika.

My favorite.

Serves you right.

Ghosts can't eat pad Thai.

No one on this list would run over me.

Why?

Can't celebrities do a hit-and-run?

You and your beauty-village.

It's beauty privilege!

Open your eyes.

The person who k*lled me has hairy legs.

These celebs don't have

a single strand of hair.

You're right.

You're like the leg police, are you?

Psycho.

Why are you staring at the dummy cameras?

Goi told me all the cameras were broken.

But these days,

cameras are everywhere.

Windows have ears. Doors have channels.

Cargo trucks have cameras.

This is why I'm the top detective.

Top detective or top thief?

You broke into their car.

Damn it.

He parked

in the opposite direction that day.

Hold up.

He's that buff guy, Din's new boyfriend.

You're right.

- Hey! Witness!

- Hey! Witness!

And he's not only a witness.

His car is also facing

the direction of the accident.

YM 6969

- Evidence!

- Evidence!

YM 6969

Hello, Rambo.

Is he here to see my hubby?

Your ex-hubby.

Jealous, new hubby?

Hello, Rambo.

Go swipe his dashcam, new hubby!

Stop calling me hubby, will you?

How am I supposed to break into his car?

It's a busy area.

Please come in.

There's the car key.

Wait a moment.

It's a no-no.

You're dressed like a corpse.

No entry.

- What the

- I forgot to tell you.

You have to dress flashy to get in.

They only let trendy teens in.

There are only depressing-looking clothes.

Nothing fabulous.

MAGIC LEAF CREW

- This one's awesome.

- Don't even think about it.

Why not?

Yes, it's fabulous, babe.

You keep asking me over and over.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Come on in, sweetie.

The net hammock from the motor-taxi guy.

Happy New Year's pants from him as well.

Sheer top from the sacred cloth

around the bay an tree.

Please forgive me, sacred tree.

Finishing it with gold leaf

on the temple boundary stones.

I'm definitely going to hell.

Stunning. Three passes.

What designer? It's fabulous.

Project Runway, ma'am.

Where the hell did he go?

What's with those steps?

What's with you people?

They're challenging you to a battle.

Start busting out some moves, new hubby.

Hurry.

You can do it. Come on.

Fine. I'll give it a try.

Get out there!

Mother ate that up

from San Fran to Sarakhram.

You know possessing people drains you.

Wasting your energy on stupid things.

No.

I can't just give up

over something like this.

You really hit it hard.

I'm aching all over.

- Hey.

- What?

It's Rambo.

Hey.

This jerk is asking for it.

He's pulling the wool over Din's eyes.

Menn, he's free now.

Go in and get close to him.

Find a way to brush up

against him and grope him!

What? Flirting with a guy again? No way!

Do you want the car key?

Here, practice on me first.

Make a move on me.

Try making sultry eye contact.

Are you going to punch me or what?

Try a gentle look

like you want to take care of me.

Are you a druggie?

Can't you

Can't you act like how you look at Goi?

You should've said that from the start.

Great.

If he doesn't look away,

it means he's into you as well.

Scoot in closer.

Closer.

Closer.

Closer.

All right. Let's give it a try.

Don't go just yet.

Have a drink with me first.

I'm not in the mood for drinks.

We can just sit and chat.

I'm lonely.

Hey! Don't mess with me!

My goodness, is he g*y or what?

Menn, are you okay?

Okay, my a*s.

What got him so pumped up?

I was digging into his pocket.

Seems like it was the wrong one.

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THOSCHAI GYM

Titi, you know?

This thing here is rumored to belong

to the drug kingpin, Big Joe.

But there hasn't been any evidence

to lead us to him.

If I get some important evidence for them,

I'll get to join the police for sure!

We'll also find the driver who hit you.

That way, you can finally be reincarnated.

I see. You must really want

to get rid of me, right?

It's not like that.

Damn it.

Hey, wait.

- Menn!

- What are you doing here?

She's grabbing my nuts!

Now my banana hammock, Menn!

- Menn, you're filthy!

- It stinks!

- Skank stench is real!

- And what are you doing?

Do something, will you?

- What are you doing here?

- Will you shut up first?

I meant quiet down, will you?

I'm trailing a suspect.

He's gone into the boxing camp.

THOSCHAI GYM

Menn, he's coming this way.

- Damn it.

- Menn.

Are you a bird?

Tilt your head like we're kissing.

Getting it on so early in the morning?

Well, I've got to hand it to you, sis.

She's a real Meryl Streep.

I think we're safe, kid.

Next time, you can really kiss me.

- That way, it'll look real.

- Hey.

Try kissing my foot!

- And where did you get this thing from?

- I dug into

I saw the suspect reach into his pocket.

And it happened to fall out.

So, I trailed him here.

You're not that bad.

What about you?

- What?

- What were you doing there?

I've had my eyes

on the boxing camp for a while now.

Then should we partner up

- and investigate together?

- No way.

This stint is too much for us to handle.

- You're worried about me, I guess.

- Menn.

The police have been planning

this operation for a while.

You can't mess it up like the other times.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

I understand, ma'am.

I totally understand.

This is a golden opportunity

to be your partner.

I've already found out this boxing camp

isn't open to just anyone

who wants to train.

The only way to get in

is to be a professional boxer.

Welcome to all boxers

from across the nation.

Glad to have you at our camp today.

All right. Could you introduce yourselves?

I'm Wan Greeney from W. Kityont.

I'm Suk Bravery from P. Pratad.

I'm Menn Pointy

from P. Pratheep.

P. Pratheep?

Isn't that a boat noodle shop?

P. Pratheep actually started

as a boxing camp.

Didn't you know?

And I've also been

with P. Goong Pao as well.

P. Goong Pao, that prawn place?

Enough already!

Do you want to get caught or what?

Leave your stuff here.

Let's start training, boys.

I'm high on muscles.

sh*t.

Don't tell me, you're posing as a boxer

and didn't even bring gloves?

Next, partner up and spar with each other.

You can pick whoever you want.

- Hey, who's your partner?

- Coach!

I have a stomachache.

I don't have any strength.

Can I take it easy for today?

Then go spar with the newbie.

Hey, Nepo Baby, come over here.

Nepo Baby? That's good to hear.

Is he in the same league as me?

Come here!

Is this him? Nepo Baby?

My dad's name is Nepo.

How the hell can your dad's name be Nepo?

His dad is from Serbia.

His name is Nurajobovich.

But it's hard for Thais to pronounce,

so Nepo for short.

P. Pratheep, watch out!

My dad's name is Nepo!

Nepo Baby!

Can you keep up with him?

Hurry up and find Rambo's car.

Don't let me get hurt for free.

YM 69

Damn it. Where did I put it?

sh*t.

You call yourself Rambo,

but you're more like low on RAM!

Damn it.

Where the hell did it go?

You're looking for the drugs, aren't you?

You're not going to find it.

It's with us, loser.

What a joke.

Where the hell did it disappear to?

What a jerk.

I really want to slap him.

Why can't I touch him?

What the hell?

My a*s.

Nepo Baby busted all the punching bags.

My intestines are all busted too.

Menn, are you okay?

Where did you go?

- Were you checking out all the muscles?

- What muscles?

I found Rambo's car.

A cop wannabe,

with 100 percent thief skills.

Boss, I'm sorry.

Calm down first, will you?

Boss, I'm sorry.

Will you calm down first?

Boss, I'm really sorry. Please?

Boss, I'm sorry.

Look at the shoes.

Guys, calm down, will you?

Big Joe, I'm sorry.

Please, boss, I'm sorry.

That old guy is Big Joe?

If it's not all there,

then it's not all there, Rambo.

I'll take care of it, boss. I swear.

I take back my words that he's got taste.

Does he really have to dress so loudly?

I really want to crush you myself

if it weren't for this pair of shoes.

- Your shoes are really nice, boss.

- They are nice.

Do you know just how hard it was

for me to get this pair?

The day they were released,

I had to wake up at 5 a.m.

But I still couldn't get them.

When I found out

that there were only

five pairs in Thailand,

I DM'ed every person.

Damn it. Only James Ji replied.

I had to watch

every single episode of his series

in order to talk with him.

And do you know what else?

What really hurt the most?

I followed him on his IG

and he didn't follow me back!

I even put him

in my Close Friends list, damn it!

Don't you treasure your shoes anymore?

I got evidence on Big Joe!

Is that Big Joe?

Yes, you're right.

Arrest him now! Case closed.

This only solves the hit-and-run case.

But if we arrest him now,

it'll affect the ill*gal drug case too.

That's right.

Joe's really influential.

A case this small

won't get him thrown in jail.

Jeez!

He k*lled me in cold blood. I'm furious!

I knew you'd say that, Inspector.

That's why I have a secret clip

to show you as well.

"Did you just say, it's only one baggie?

Just one baggie?

You're dead!

You're dead meat!"

"I'm sorry, boss.

I'm really sorry, sir."

"Am I a joke to you?"

You're dead meat!

"You're dead meat!"

"Boss, I'm sorry."

"Push him down!"

"Boss, I'm really sorry!"

"Push him down again!"

Last week, I fell down a drain

and broke my phone.

I only realized there was no sound

after I recorded it.

I wasn't even watching the clip,

I was only watching you.

Thank you.

Inspector, I really got

the drugs off Rambo.

The clip has no sound.

And who knows where the drugs are?

- There isn't any concrete proof.

- What is wrong with all of you?

Just how much proof do you need?

Watch what you're saying.

I'm sorry, Inspector.

I'll take care of Menn myself. Menn.

I already told you, didn't I?

Stop messing around with this case.

I even saw it with my own eyes.

And still, nothing can be done.

- This is discouraging.

- Well, he

Did you hear? Goi's causing trouble again.

She planted her informant

in Joe's boxing camp.

Our plan is going to fall apart

because of her.

How did the inspector let a woman

handle an important case?

Maybe she scaled the wall with her t*ts.

Or should I get some t*ts?

I'm used to it.

There's no point in fighting them.

I don't think Tormor is hungry.

Is there something rotting in your bag?

Did you steal the gloves?

Boxers from all over Thailand,

we welcome you.

Could it be

that they're using the boxing equipment

they're moving around

to hide something?

Menn, you're with me.

THOSCHAI GYM

Block!

Coast guard to all fishermen.

No boats are allowed to leave the coast.

Repeat. Do not leave the coast.

The mermaid's gone to scope the area.

Hey, guys.

Do you have some time to spare?

Fill out this survey for me,

pretty please?

That looks tasty.

I haven't had anything to eat yet.

Thank you kindly.

It's hot.

So hot.

What's with her voice?

Is she possessed by Annabelle or what?

Time's ticking. I'll check it out myself.

It's starting to get hot.

What should I do?

Did you spill it all over yourself?

Don't just stare, dear.

Look.

Will you please

fill out the form right here?

By the way, how many people

are in the camp?

Thirty, sweetie.

Thirty mackerels.

- Is the boss in?

- Of course.

I'll take you to him and hand you over.

Big Joe's inside. Repeat, Big Joe.

Every unit, ready.

Will you complete this survey for me?

But before you start,

are you single?

Inspector, something's fishy.

Menn, they've caught wind!

Inside, they're moving the stash!

Goi!

Goi!

Goi, I'm here to help!

He's just taking out a pen!

A pen?

Menn messed things up again.

Every unit, charge!

Get on your knees!

Clear. Forward charge!

Forward charge!

Welcome!

So many of you. Inspector Chuch,

would you like to join us?

The pork is just about done. Please.

- The time to eat is up, Joe.

- Get up!

Do you still suspect me?

And what charges are you arresting me for?

We've got all the proof.

You won't be able to wriggle

your way out of it this time.

Bring all the gloves and sandbags here.

They're all here, sir.

Where are the drugs?

That's my line!

You've ruined my gear.

What are we going to use to train now?

- How is this possible?

- You have to pay for this.

Explain this white powder!

It's flour!

Right there? Flour my a*s!

It's flour

used to marinate the pork.

The loin parts aren't fatty.

It's tough when you grill them.

Because the moisture seeped out

of the meat.

Covering it in cornstarch helps,

an easy hack

that helps keep the pork moist and tender.

When you eat it, it's divine!

The pork really is tender.

Matoom!

We've searched everywhere,

but found nothing.

So, Inspector, are you arresting me

for possession of flour to marinate pork?

Possession of flour?

What are they thinking?

How did they get wind of things?

Or is there a mole?

Stop blaming everything else

except yourself!

And don't let me ever see your face again.

As for you, Goi,

if you use him as an informant again,

you're going to be in trouble.

You had it good,

sitting pretty in the office.

What the hell, Inspector?

It's my fault. How can you blame her?

Will you stop it, Menn?

This isn't bad enough, is it?

Din.

What was Din doing there?

Tormor's starving.

I know you're fed up with your situation,

but please stop thinking about yourself

and show some interest in others.

What's with the attitude?

Let me ask you something.

Everything I've been doing,

is any of it for me?

This damn dog isn't even mine.

I tried my best to look

for the person who k*lled you.

Try being grateful, will you?

Come on.

You really know how to take credit.

What you're doing here,

isn't it to get rid of me?

That's right!

And why aren't you leaving yet?

Ever since I married you,

my life has been filled

with even more misfortune.

All you do is blame me.

I've been trying to help you, haven't I?

When you went into the camp,

why weren't you more observant?

Did you even open your eyes

to see where they stashed the drugs?

I bet you were busy checking out muscles.

As a macho man,

all you do is degrade others!

All you ever say is "macho man."

How is it any of your concern?

Yes, totally!

So confident!

You think the world revolves around you?

See? You're also looking down on me.

Try looking at yourself in the error.

Mirror!

You really want me to put you on blast?

All right!

You think women want you to protect them.

But actually you just want to look cool.

You messed up every single thing.

When you make any mistakes,

you get mad and madder to cover it up!

You blame this and that.

- Blame everything except yourself!

- Sure!

You're so divine.

Love the planet, love animals,

fight for equality, want to be recognized.

How did that turn out?

Your boyfriend? Your dad?

You can't even get them to accept you.

You're the one with issues!

To top that off, you're stupid!

How could you love a drug seller?

Din isn't like that!

Menn, your soul is rotten,

your underwear is also rotten.

What are you doing?

You really love your ex so much, right?

Then go live with him.

I'll take you there myself.

Menn, stop!

Menn, you're the one with issues.

You've got a small d*ck!

Stop this instant!

I'm not small, you know.

- You've seen it before.

- Tiny!

Our viral celeb.

This is your ex, right?

I'm dropping him off with you.

He's standing right here.

He's wearing a loud pink outfit.

Since he died,

have you ever thought of him?

What kind of prank is this?

Are you some fake shaman or what?

Dear, who's there?

The naked guy from the clip.

Who knows what the hell he wants.

Hey!

What team are you on? Guys or girls?

There's Titi and Rambo,

then the guy from the other day.

- What the hell are you talking about?

- The buff guy undressing

in your room the other day.

Rambo? He's always here borrowing clothes.

He does drug drops at the g*y bar.

My man is straight as an arrow.

- Dear, you're drunk. Go inside.

- I'm not drunk.

You're really nosy. Scram!

Dear, go inside.

I'm not drunk.

It's time you leave.

Hold on!

Why the hell are you crying?

Stop pushing the door!

Just possess me. Let's clear things up.

Just ask whatever you want.

Hurry up!

- Who's this freak talking to?

- Fine.

I'll ask.

Din.

While we were together,

what did I ever do wrong?

Titi is asking

What the hell are you asking?

You're damn stupid!

The one who's both a loser

and a d*uche bag is this sh*thole!

Hey! You and your delusional

Titi's ghost, get out of here!

What a load of sh*t!

A load of sh*t?

This was your boyfriend.

He was going to marry you! You as*h*le!

What marriage? I was just cat fishing him!

Do you know that it took so long

to gain his trust to buy me this condo?

How many years I had

to bear being with him?

Get away from me, scram!

Open the door, you coward!

Hey, you as*h*le!

Great, Tormor.

Your mom really is here.

Tormor, woof woof.

Good boy. Good job.

What are you doing?

It's "woof woof."

Are you trying to console me?

As if I could.

Fine. No more consoling.

I just want to apologize.

I want to apologize as well.

Your heart isn't that rotten.

I was just exaggerating.

Who cares about your ex? He's an as*h*le.

It's good that you're free of him.

You know

When I thought I'd be getting married

I was totally hopeful.

I felt a surge of bliss,

to have someone

Next to me forever.

If I had him

No matter how hard life was

for people like me,

I'm ready to fight.

But the reality was,

I was delusional.

You weren't delusional.

All you wanted was someone

who would love you forever.

Everyone wants that, right?

Or is this actually

what has been bothering me?

But there's no way it'll come true now.

I guess I won't be reincarnated anymore.

I'll be vengeful.

Keep on haunting you like this.

A wandering spirit.

It's fine if you're not reincarnated.

You don't have to be reborn.

I'll take care of you myself.

I don't have to feed you,

clean up your poop and pee.

You're easier to raise than Tormor.

Someone's upgraded their consoling skills.

In my past life,

you adopted and raised me.

Now it's my turn.

You can't look after me.

Why not?

Because you're my dog.

Bang bang.

Let's go home.

I'll turn on some porn for you.

So that a horny ghost like you

can turn that frown upside down.

My goodness, you're annoying!

sh*t!

What?

Top Detective Menn has taken over.

I think I know

where Joe stashed the goods.

Do you know where I used to hide my porn

when I was a kid?

Right on my desktop. Out in the open.

My parents were never suspicious.

Menn, come have dinner!

I'm doing my homework

Have you ever heard that

the safest place

Is the most dangerous place.

"Have you ever heard that

the most dangerous place

is the safest place."

That's what you want to say, right?

Yes, it's the same thing. Mood spoiler!

THOSCHAI GYM

I won!

Hold on, wait for me.

Are you ready?

It must be the wind.

I think the drugs must be in here.

Because the safest place

What was it again?

The most dangerous place

is the safest place.

Danger comes first.

- Do you understand, student?

- Yes, whatever.

I think it's here.

When I was a human punching bag,

the coach was laughing at me.

But his mood suddenly changed

Hey, P. Pratheep

I don't think he was

really worried about me.

- Watch out.

- It must've been something else.

If you think about it,

when I followed Din

I found a fallen cigarette

of the same brand Din smokes.

Din disappeared around here.

- Menn.

- Yes?

Do you think the rope right here

is faded more than the others?

Here, it's faded on both sides.

Damn.

Parasite's basement!

MENN

- Where's Goi?

- She went to pee. She'll be back.

Where are you?

- I'm at Joe's boxing camp.

- Hey, Menn. What are you doing there?

Come again? Where are you?

Goi! I found the evidence.

It's stashed in an underground room

under the boxing ring.

See, the gloves and sandbags.

They've packed them like this.

Hurry up and arrest them.

- We've caught them red-handed.

- Double-check it.

Is it flour?

We don't want to lose face again.

Why the hell are you trying to act cool?

- Just use your finger.

- Well, that's what they do in the movies.

You're okay, right, Menn?

I'm okay.

Like hell you're okay.

Matoom, tell Inspector to send backup.

I'll go ahead first.

Menn, don't do

anything irrational, friend.

- Did you take too much?

- No!

Hey!

- How did you get in here?

- Din.

sh*t, Din.

You again, nice waist?

Prepare to be thrown into jail.

Evidence. Red. Handed.

It's not the time to act cool.

Dancer and shaman?

Now an informant?

It's action time now, I guess.

I'm Top dog.

Boxer from P. Pratheep boxing camp.

of all their branches!

All the moves.

Small tender slices.

No sprouts. No liver.

Add blood.

Jeez.

Your order's just like mine.

Are you awake? How are you?

What should we do?

I can't help you at all.

Go get some help.

How? I've been screaming,

but no one heard me.

- Menn.

- Goi!

Even upside down, you're beautiful.

Goi, behind you!

Hey.

Don't!

Goi told me all the cameras were broken.

Fill out the survey, pretty please?

THE POLICE ARE HERE. STASH THE GOODS.

The police aren't

the only ones with informants!

- Almost got you by the ba*ls, didn't I?

- Menn.

Goi, get rid of him

before the police show up.

I'm going to get the money from the safe.

#TeamBigJoe

Let's go.

Stop! This is the police!

Put your weapons down!

Inspector.

If I happen to die in the line of duty,

I'd like you to know, at least

That I

I'm g*y!

Okay.

Aren't you surprised?

The entire unit already knew

from the first day.

You brought an Elsa lunch box to work.

And the pink Snow White tumbler as well.

Quick! Follow Matoom!

The power of Elsa.

Why, Goi?

Don't you want to close this case?

This is your chance.

Do you really think that

if I catch Joe,

I'll have a bright future?

You don't have to care about those people.

At least you have me

who will always admire you.

Do you know

I have to work two to three times

harder than the others

before they gave me assignments

like the other cops?

Just for people

To claim I used my t*ts

to climb the ladder!

Why do you think so?

Why?

I'm joking.

Menn, you're being dramatic.

Let me tell you something.

I'm doing all this for money.

I'll always follow the money.

And even if you catch Big Joe,

you're never going to be a cop.

Sorry for stringing you along for so long.

In this world, there isn't anywhere

that would let criminals become cops.

But cops can become criminals, right?

Hey.

Haven't you taken care of him yet?

What are you doing?

Let's keep him as a hostage.

Goi!

You're so hesitant,

I can't keep you anymore.

#Paranoid

Goi. Goi.

The getaway car is in the back, boss.

Now it's your turn.

Don't sh**t my hubby!

- Hey, boss.

- Boss.

Boss.

This guy is my hubby.

What?

Boss, are you into guys?

Well, sort of.

Love doesn't discriminate by gender.

Then

We don't have to hide any longer.

Hey, boss.

Are you crazy?

Crazy?

Excuse me?

You filth of the world! You scammer!

Selfish b*stard!

I bought you a condo,

a car, and a phone.

I even got my butt hair lasered off

because you hate it.

Don't you dare get rid of it. I like it.

You used my love as a tool to make money!

What the hell are you talking about?

Freeze!

Oh no! g*ns! Cops!

Put your weapons down.

What the hell?

Hurry up and help them.

Calm down.

I said, put down all your weapons.

Hold on. We're on the same side.

Seriously?

I k*lled a man!

I k*lled a man!

How could he even k*ll one of his men?

Throw down all of your g*ns.

Did I tell you to raise your g*n?

I said, throw them down!

Sorry, sir!

- Boss!

- Boss!

Serves you right for k*lling me!

Goi.

Goi, can you get up?

Hey! Put all your weapons down.

Is that the only phrase you guys can say?

Hell no!

Careful, Goi.

- How are you feeling?

- Hey!

P. Pratheep, you're going to get it!

I'll protect you, Goi.

Bring it on!

I can't handle this!

Follow him!

Hurry, run!

Hey, wait.

Where do you think you're going?

You think you can hide?

Don't worry, babe.

How could you do that?

How could you kiss him?

He kissed me first.

Why did you close your eyes then?

Damn it!

What the hell?

I'm quite strong, am I?

You dare punch me?

Stop possessing people already.

You'll turn into a wandering spirit.

Hey, hurry up and take care of him.

How?

Here, take a swing at him.

Swing it, don't worry about hurting me.

Until we meet

Hold on. Stay right there.

I'll check on Goi first.

Goi.

Goi!

Goi.

Goi!

What now?

Help find Goi first.

What are you saying?

I can't hear you.

It's not the time to play around.

Are we really going to play bang bang now?

Fine then.

I'm screwed.

Over here.

Menn.

Don't die, Menn.

THOSCHAI GYM

- How is he?

- He's in critical condition.

He's lost a lot of blood.

- His blood pressure is low.

- What's with the traffic?

I can't hear you.

You must be telling me

Not to die, I guess.

How can you stop such things?

But even if I were to die

and become a ghost,

I'd have you around.

Menn.

Who are you talking to?

You're scaring me.

I'm talking with

My wife.

- Menn!

- Menn!

Menn, damn it!

Don't fall asleep! Wake up!

Please get the cars moving.

Tell us more about being possessed.

It's like this, DJ Jass

Menn, the cars are moving now.

Don't close your eyes! Stay with me!

Menn.

Menn!

Menn.

How are you?

I didn't think you'd wake up.

I ate it all before it spoils.

The doctor said

the b*llet almost grazed your aorta.

You're blessed with good karma.

I'll go get the doctor.

And also report to the inspector, okay?

Later, friend.

Last night, a strange phenomenon happened.

Several cars made way for an ambulance.

But all the drivers said

they had lost consciousness.

They couldn't remember a single thing.

When coming to their senses,

they were already on the side of the road.

- Let's go to the footage

- Titi.

Titi, show yourself.

This isn't funny.

I thought you said

if you become a wandering spirit,

you would haunt me and seek revenge on me.

Where are you?

Come out, will you?

How are you holding up?

Thank you.

If it weren't for you,

I'd probably be dead.

Are you awake?

The inspector called to tell me

you got injured

while helping to catch Titi's m*rder*r.

It's fine. Lie down.

Okay.

I'm here to thank you

for finding justice for Titi.

If Titi were here,

he'd probably thank you as well.

Sir.

If you had the chance

to talk to Titi one more time,

what would you like to tell him?

It's too late to say anything.

Sir.

I know about the fight you had

with Titi about getting married.

The day Titi was hit

You weren't able

to say goodbye to him, right?

Sir, trust me.

Titi will hear you.

He'll definitely hear you, sir.

If I could see him one more time,

I want to tell him

I'm sorry.

I know

That I'm the one who k*lled Titi.

I'm the cause of Titi's death.

Marrying a man?

I can't agree

to something unnatural like this.

This is why Titi

doesn't dare tell you about it.

So what if Titi loves a man?

- Does it make you love Titi any less?

- And what would others think, Mom?

How others think isn't as important

as what his dad thinks.

Stop thinking about others.

Consider Titi's feelings.

So, I came to think that

if he really got married,

I wouldn't be able to stop him.

But at least, I'd like

to check out his partner

TITI'S ROOM, NO. 2511

if he was decent or not.

Dad.

I have something to tell you.

About getting married, right?

How did you know?

If you marry him

Don't ever set foot in this house again.

I'm not

Stop! I don't want to hear it!

Dad, do you know

How much courage it took

for me to talk to you?

Hear him out first.

These people are just liars and scammers.

These people?

These people are just like your son!

- It's not like that, Titi.

- So what?

If I like men, does it really

bring shame to our family?

- Titi, listen to me first.

- Then what is it?

- Sit down!

- If you care about your reputation,

- then it's all up to you.

- Titi!

- Suit yourself!

- Titi, sit!

- Listen to me!

- I'm getting married!

Titi.

- Titi!

- Titi!

Titi.

I should've spoken to him nicely that day.

But I was furious with Din.

How could he do that to Titi?

Are you sure no one's around?

I thought I'd let both of us

cool our heads first.

And then tell him the truth.

But who would've thought

that day would be Titi's last day?

It's hard for someone

from my generation

to come to accept

That their son likes men.

Ever since Titi was a kid,

I've always denied this.

All I ever did was be strict with him,

never gentle.

I had hoped to change him.

I'm a terrible dad.

It's just a robot with makeup and a dress.

It's just that he likes men.

What's so wrong with that?

But I'm glad

that Titi chose the right person.

That Titi married you.

Even if it isn't a real marriage.

But if Titi were still around

and he married you,

I'd be the host for you.

You don't have to worry, Father.

I think Titi knows just

how much you love him.

I think he has nothing

to worry about anymore.

Thank you so much, Menn.

Thank you.

See you in our next life.

I'll be your dog again.

Freeze! This is the police.

You're under arrest.

You have the right to remain silent...

That's not in the script!

You're just catching the bad guy.

It's what real cops say.

- You're wasting my time.

- We can edit him out. He's just an extra.

Okay, next scene. Extras, take a break.

Move the camera.

That's for the lead actors.

These are for the extras.

Wait until you make it big,

then you can have some.

Yes, ma'am.

Damn these social classes.

I should sh**t her.

You can have mine.

There really isn't a single strand.

What strand?

It's nothing.

Thank you, James Ji.

His legs are smoother than my face.

Menn, how was the movie sh**t?

Awesome, Grandma.

James Ji even gave me his snack.

- Where's James Ji?

- Where is he?

- I want to see the real him.

- James Ji!

- Tell him to play some BL roles.

- Gosh.

Here, talk with your son-in-law.

- Hello, Father.

- Menn.

There's a family gathering this Sunday.

Come over and have some of Grandma's food.

- Sure thing, Father.

- Extras, on set.

I've got to go now.

I'll see you soon.

I've got to get on set now.

- Okay.

- Goodbye.

- Goodbye.

- Bye.

Please put the drink in here.

Thank you.

One, two, three,

four, five, six, seven, eight.

Thank you.

Next time, teach me how to dance, okay?

Did he hit his head on something?

Tormor.

Daddy's home.

I really miss you.

I knew you were going to say that.

That's why I have a secret clip for you.

What clip, Menn?

It's a clip of you.

Your wife sent it to me.

I never did!

Whose idea was this?

Inspector called to tell me

that you're injured.

It's fine, lie down.

Did you get stomped on?

Nepo Baby!

You're mocking my dad's name?

I forgot!

You seem strong and good at striking.

Quick, go through his locker!

Who are you? Let go of me!

No way!

Do you know who my dad is?

I don't know! Who?

- Who?

- Who?

Who knows who who?

If he doesn't look away,

it means he's into you.

Come in closer.

Closer. Closer.

That's too close!

Okay, cut!

No. Out of character.

sh*t! Your mother's gone to heaven!

It's not clear.

sh*t! Your mother's gone to heaven!

Along this line.

I surrender.

He thinks that you're talking to yourself.

I'm practicing my line for a drama.

It's just well

I'm a celeb. I'm friends with Nadech.

We're tight, we grew up together.

Nadech, you know.

Slate!

Take possession!

Boss!

Boss!

Okay, and cut!

Damn exhausting.

This really hurts.

My knee!

That'll do!

Focus really deep.

Really deep, huh?

I'm loving it.

I've watched you many times.

Thank you.

Subscribe to my channel.

How's that? Skills of deception.

Black chocolate nips.

Not too high. Lower your hand.

Get back in.

- Isn't that his prick?

- Yes.

Oh my, what is this? What a pervert.

I don't see anything.

One more time, please. Last one.

Menn, you've got issues. Small d*ck.

Menn, stop!

When you saw it, it wasn't awake yet.

And it was cold.

Witness!

- Witness.

- I know. I missed it.

What kind of charades is that?

Elder! Visiting! Checking in!

- An elder check?

- What do you mean, elder check?

You dressed like a corpse.

No entry.

This is my favorite shirt! It's vintage.

Don't you know?

Swing it, don't worry about me.

Are you hurt?

I'm sorry.

Keep the focus fixed.

I'm okay.

Your hands are trembling.

Do you want a bite?

That's too bad. Ghosts can't eat.

You're missing out.

Are you going to puke, babe?

- You and him had a deep relationship.

- Was I his husband?

Bingo!

It's flour.

- Flour my a*s!

- Flour my a*s!

- Whose a*s?

- Whose a*s?

Starting from the top.