02x06 - Exposed

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Brian.

f*ck you, Paco!

Did it really have to be my mom?

- You m*therf*cker!

- Brian!

Brian, I know what I did was wrong!

Didn't stop you from doing it, though!

Brian, calm down!

Come on! Cut it out!

- Stop it, Brian!

- How long has this been going on?

How many times?

You know what?

No, no, no! Brian!

Don't answer.

Brian. I'm older and

should know better.

I should have stayed away.

Mom, shut up!

I don't wanna talk to you right now!

Bro,

you know about my worries.

Brian, calm down!

My dad cheated on my mom!

Now you're doing the same thing to me?

And you're screwing my mom at that?

Sorry, Brian! I messed up!

Go on! Beat me up!

I want you to feel good!

Brian! Brian!

I'll be on my way, Pastora.

Joanna.

I welcomed you into my

house wholeheartedly--

Like you were my own

daughter, as Joanna's sister--

And this is how you repay my kindness?

Why do you teenagers

always rush into things!

I'm sorry, ma'am.

Ma.

Can I explain?

Explain?

I can't even describe what I saw.

I don't understand how I feel.

What got into your head?

I know you're disappointed, Ma.

Disappointed? I am not

disappointed, Joanna.

I am mad! I am furious!

I am indifferent!

But Ma, that was me.

You? That was you?

You're a d*ke!

- d*ke isn't politically correct, Ma.

- What do you want me to call you?

A l*sbian?

I don't know, Ma!

All I know is I like Allaine.

Yes. That Allaine. She's the l*sbian!

Gender fluid.

This f*cking girl-- Lord, I'm sorry, Lord!

You see? You've put the devil in my mouth!

Lord, I am sorry!

Please grant me the serenity to

accept the things that I cannot change,

the courage to accept it and to do it.

Lord God, please knock on

my mother's big heart so that

she may understand and accept me as I am

as you do with all your children.

Go pray in your room! You're

encroaching on my time slot with God!

Lord, God in heaven, again,

forgive me.

And my daughter.

Lord, please.

Brian.

You still haven't listened to my side.

You said you would listen to my troubles.

Seriously, mom?

After you hid and lied to me

about having sex with my friend?

I know that what I did was wrong, son.

And I'm not trying to justify my actions.

I only need you to

understand why I did it.

Where I'm coming from.

That's justifying it.

What I mean is,

go ahead and be disgusted by me,

get angry with me--

But I want you to understand

how it happened that way.

When I first sat down with Paco,

I admit, I was tempted.

I was feeling so lonely--

Probably from my

separation with your father--

Or because I was

stressed over our finances…

Somehow, I was flattered

somebody looked at me that way.

But Ma, with a student?

Even if Paco's at a legal age,

that doesn't make it right.

That's why Paco and

I have decided to stop.

What you saw, that was our last session.

How convenient.

It's true.

What hurts me the most,

is knowing you don't trust me.

I wish--

I wish you had told me the

first time you were tempted.

Then I could have helped

take your mind off of it.

I don't know how to answer that, son.

But it's over, okay?

It's done.

Please forgive me. I'm so sorry.

Hey, Ma. How are you?

I'm good. Where are you?

Out. Looking for a ride.

Are you home yet?

Yes, and can

you guess who's with me?

Hi, dearie!

Was that Dad? What's he doing there?

Your mom and I got

back together! Isn't that good?

Are you serious? Do you

think relationships are a joke?

You fight, you get back together,

all the yelling and separating,

what's the matter with you?

You're so selfish!

And I'm the one who's

got to deal with all of it!

Allaine, come home.

Then we'll talk.

You should be my role models, Ma! Pa!

But why do you seem more immature than me?

Allaine, what's up?

Can I stay at your place?

Nope. Sorry.

Come on, please! It's just one night.

I have guests. Bye.

Okay! Question number 1.

What is the state of nature of

a man according to Hobbes?

The state of nature is characterized by the

"w*r of every man against every man--"

Finish the sentence!

Solitary, poor… go on.

Nasty… brutish

and short.

Okay. Correct.

Bubu, you're amazing!

For sure you'll get a

perfect score on the essay.

"Bubu"? Is that short for 'bobo' ?

No, silly.

It's short for 'b*llet'.

Don't you like it?

I do. Want another round?

Okay. Another set of questions.

What! Really?

What's the title of the book Marx wrote?

Daks Kapital!

Das, not Daks.

Erica! Erica!

Erica! I missed you!

I'm so happy you're back.

Paco, let's go somewhere private.

I hope you read my letter.

- Pac--

- Look, I'm really sorry.

Paco, please. I need you to listen to me.

Okay. Sorry, sorry.

S-someone harassed me.

Huh?

Who?

Mr. Ragos.

She's not in there.

Are you trying to score another basket?

Next time you'll be

showing up at our house.

Look, bro. I don't want any trouble.

You should've thought of that before

you decided my mom's fair game.

I already apologized, bro.

That's from the heart.

And if you can't accept my sorry,

I can't force you.

Then why are you here?

I need Holly's advice.

Or anyone who might be able to help me.

Try me.

What?

Try me. I'm the friend you should

have been talking to from the start.

Not my mom.

Okay. I trust you--

You're my buddy.

sh**t.

Bro, Erica was harassed by a teacher.

And I want to help her but--

I don't know what to do.

We should talk to the principal.

It's the principal who did it.

f*ck!

Then let's talk to the other principal.

Why did you block me from the group chat?

I can't find our group chat anymore.

We didn't block you.

We kicked you out.

Why?

A group decision.

Hey. What's up?

Can I stay at your place?

Nope. Sorry.

Come on.

Please! It's just one night.

I have guests. Bye.

Why don't we kick

Allaine off the group chat?

True. She thinks she's

the center of attention.

Sure. I agree.

You're our queen tonight.

Allaine's old news.

She's not gonna like it.

How could you?

I created that group chat!

But you were gone for a while.

Ever since Joanna showed up in your life,

you just left us hanging.

Look, this is for your own good.

What makes you say that?

I know you're in love with Joanna--

But no matter how much you like her,

I know you won't take her seriously

as long as you have a fallback.

Fallback?

What are you talking about?

You won't put in the effort to work Joanna

because you know you'll always have us.

I want to believe you

but Joanna's not the problem.

It's her mom! She thinks

I'm Satan's little helper.

She'll never let me near Joanna again!

Oh come on, Allaine!

See?

You've already given up on her.

Because you know you're attractive.

You'll find someone new easy.

Make an effort. If you want her,

do something about it.

Justine Joanna Mallari!

I'll show you how much

you've made me so upset

because of what you did

until we reach your classroom!

Is that clear? Huh?

- This is so embarrassing.

- What's so embarrassing?

If you hadn't broken my trust, I'd be

enjoying a cup of coffee at home right now!

You don't have to do this, Ma.

What do you mean?

- What's that harlot's name?

- Allaine, Ma.

Allaine. You'd better

stay away from her, got it?

But Ma, we're classmates!

Then tomorrow you'll be in section C!

I'll have you transferred from section A!

Joanna!

I love you!

Faco!

Faco!

- It's Paco.

- Faco!

What brings you here, ma'am?

Have you got your semen under control?

Ma'am? What kind of question is that?

You know, dude!

I'll see you later, okay? Let's

have dinner. You, me, and Joanna.

I'll text you the details!

Shouldn't that be Joanna's decision?

No way. She's been making

terrible decisions lately

so I'm taking control of everything.

So 6 p.m. tonight?

Yes?

Okay, ma'am.

God bless.

Hide me, please!

I can't be seen by Pastora!

Don't tell me--

I'll tell you later.

Good morning class.

Good morning, sir.

I just want to say

goodbye to you formally--

Because this is my last

day as your professor.

Starting next week,

I will be your principal!

Congrats, sir!

Our principal is so hot!

As your former student affairs admin,

I know all about your needs.

So if you have any concerns,

just let me know.

- Okay?

- Yes, sir.

Sir, what if my immediate concern

is to have a baby with you?

Calm down.

Hey.

Erica. Are you okay?

Yes, sir.

You missed a lot of classes.

Please come to my office so we can

talk about your absences and see

what the school can do to help you.

Okay?

Let's go. Come with me.

Excuse me. Is Amber here?

Nope.

Okay, can you tell her I

dropped by? Thank you.

Wait, wait, wait. I'll cut to the chase.

Can you stop bothering Amber?

My friend's pulling her hair

out when it comes to you.

Of course, Amber deserves better.

What are you saying?

Oh, come on.

We know you're just leading her on.

You say you like her

but you can't own up to it

and you can't even accept

her completely as she is.

Look, I know I did a lot of things wrong

and I have more to learn--

But I do like Amber.

Believe me.

I want to make it up to her.

And if you can help me do that,

I will really appreciate it big time.

You look sincere.

- You're switching sides, girl?

- No, silly.

- Hmm, are you being serious right now?

- Yes! I'm serious about Amber!

There you go. Perfect.

Is this right? Is this really

what Amber expects me to do?

Of course. She wants you to stop

being insecure about your masculinity.

And that you can also

embrace your feminine side.

By being a drag queen?

Yes!

Because everyone loves drag queens!

You think Amber will

be thrilled to see this?

For sure!

Okay. Thank you.

You look good.

What's going on here?

May I present to you…

Miss Brigada Eskwela!

Brian, what has gotten into you?

They said you'd like me like this.

It'll help you get to

know my feminine side.

You don't have to do that!

What do you want, then?

I swear I don't get you!

Know yourself--

and be sensitive to

other people's feelings!

You don't have to do drag

just for show!

Oh my God.

That's okay, babe.

Brian, good effort.

- We love you.

- Thank you.

Mom? Dad?

What are you doing here?

Ah, dear. We wanted to talk to you.

About last night. We really

took your words to heart.

It's true that we were acting immature.

We're sorry we've been leaving

you out of our major decisions.

We want you to be part of our lives so

from now on, we'll

decide things as a family.

You just realized this now, for real?

The sad truth, sweetie, is that not

all old people think like old people.

Allaine, dear,

we want to do better.

I hope we can make it up to you.

Come to the restaurant.

Here's the address.

Wanna make it up to me?

I have an idea.

Do something for me.

I'll see you.

Dad.

What are you doing here?

And you? What have you done to yourself?

Why are you wearing that? Have you lost it?

Did you come here to insult me?

I wanted to surprise you.

I just thought--

that maybe the volleyball camp

in Thailand will do you some good.

Really, Dad?

But for f*ck's sake, Brian!

You keep on disappointing me!

What is this g*y sh*t?

Dad! Dad, stop!

Just leave!

Leave!

I don't need you!

What did you say?!

I don't need you! You can

shove your money up your a*s!

I don't need it!

How dare you talk to me like this!

I'm happy with what I’m doing.

I no longer need validation from you!

I'm over that phase!

Just go!

So what are you busy with these days?

- Just school stuff.

- Really?

So you've got lots of time.

- Mm, some.

- Ahh

Then why did you stop

courting my daughter?

Ma'am? Didn't you tell me

to stay away from Joanna?

Stay away is different from stop courting.

You're so slow, dude. So slow.

Ma, please stop

embarrassing yourself.

Is that what I'm doing?

Sorry.

What course are you

planning to take up in college?

I actually don't know yet.

Ah, I see.

Why don't you take up Engineering?

Engineering can give you a lot of perspective.

Opens up a lot of prospects in life.

You can go abroad. And after that,

- get married--

- Ma! What the heck?

Are you a pimp?

No, a matchmaker.

Ah, excuse me, Pastora.

My name is Carmen. I'm Allaine's mom.

- And this is Allister, her dad.

- Ah. Hi.

The reason we're here is just to clarify

what Allaine's intentions are with Joanna.

Uh--

In that case, please join us.

It would be unchristian of me

to not invite you to the table.

Please have a seat.

Thank you for coming. I'll bounce.

Huh? Faco?

It's Paco, ma'am.

Bye, bye.

Are you aware of what your

daughter did to my daughter?

I welcomed your daughter into my house.

But in exchange, she took

advantage of my daughter!

Ma! I wanted it, too!

Be quiet!

If I may squeeze a word in, Pastora.

Well, look at them.

They're young ladies now.

They know what they're doing.

You're sounding a bit h*m*.

Me? h*m*?

So you're not?

No.

Are you a member of Aiza's parish?

I'm not. All that's clear to

me is what the bible says.

According to the Corinthians,

man is made for a woman.

Ah, hold on a minute.

What seems to be the problem here?

First of all, they're both girls.

Two wombs don't make a baby.

That's right, and look

how careful they are.

They're not gonna get pregnant

because they use condoms.

Oh my God!

Yes! They use surgical gloves!

And they don't make a mess.

These parents! These parents!

What's important, ma'am,

is that Joanna and I are

happy together, right?

Yes, Ma!

What do you suggest?

My suggestion is to let them date.

Date?

They'll start dating?

No!

You can date but you may not have sex

until you've graduated high school!

There, you can have sex in college.

You can't have sex until

you've graduated from college!

Then when you're working.

You can't have sex until-- Until I--

Until I understand the meaning of all this!

What you are!

Ah. You will never ever have sex.

Hey. We can do it instead.

- Tough sell.

- You don't want this?

- Excuse me?

- What is that?

It's my c*ck.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Pastora, please calm down.

All right, here. To conciliate you,

we have decided to join your church.

Yes, that's right. We will join your church

and at the same time,

we'll be able to watch over our children--

Yes.

and this will be part of healing

Carmen and I's relationship.

No!

That I can accept and I can back up.

When do you want to get baptized?

I'll need to order the water from France.

Oh no, we have a problem.

Let's delay the baptism.

I'm scheduled for a circumcision tomorrow.

We'll have to reschedule the baptism.

Yeah?

Now you know why he

and I had to separate.

His foreskin stinks like hell.

Hey! What do you think you're doing?

You said only sex is not allowed.

Where does sex start?

Where does it start?

With the letter 'S'.

What's bothering you?

Is our plan gonna work?

What if it doesn't?

Then we'll all get kicked out.

Don't worry about it, Erica.

Let's trust P. Corny.

Sir!

Looks like you're lost.

This isn't your office anymore.

I don't think so.

You know what,

I do miss this spot.

You think I'll ever get it back?

Hmm.. You could, sir.

But you're too old now.

Ouchie.

They're looking for a

principal who's fresh--

Young.

Innovative.

And a pervert.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Come on!

I just wanted to get a

feel of your soft thighs.

Okay. Fine.

How about this?

Sir! Please don't, sir!

Don't touch my boobs!

You're way too fussy.

Okay, then.

How about a kiss?

Yuck. Is this really happening in Vanguard?

Sir Ragos is disgusting.

I can't believe I thought he was cute.

Guys.

This is a serious allegation.

Are you telling me that our

principal took advantage of you?

Our Mr. Ragos?

Yes, sir. It's true!

I'm not doubting you one bit, Ms. Reynes.

But we have to have proof--

If we are to pin him down.

Maybe we can set him up.

Right?

Yeah.

He kept asking about you

when you weren't coming to class.

It's possible he'll ask you to his office

when he finds out you're back.

You should record your conversation.

Hold a second.

I don't think recording the conversation

will hold water in court.

But we can try and as long as--

Erica agrees to it.

Yes, sir.

- I can do it.

- You sure?

So game?

- Game.

- Game.

How are you? I haven't

been seeing you in class.

I was getting nervous.

I just wasn’t feeling well, s- sir.

You haven't told anybody, have you?

N-no, sir.

Si-sir, please don't.

Don't do this, please.

Oh, come on

I just wanted to get a

feel of your soft thighs.

Okay. Fine.

How about this?

Sir! Please don't sir!

Don't touch my boobs!

You're way too fussy.

Okay, then.

How about a kiss?

You were listening to the voice of the

newly elected principal of Vanguard High.

The good boy teacher who turns out to be

a predator! A pervert!

Some guy who likes to hit on fuzzies.

- Fuzzies?

- Fuzzies?

Fuzzies are hair that's just growing out!

Here he comes, sis!

Are you ready?

Is everybody ready?

Here he comes! Here he comes!

Pervert! Pervert!

Boo! Pervert!

Pervert! Pervert! Boo!

You will all receive disciplinary action!

In fact, I'll have you all suspended!

You have no right!

Sir, I'm sorry, sir!

Sir! Sorry, sir!

Sir Corny, we're sorry

for not trusting you.

Okay.

Apologies accepted.

Do you remember the saying--

"Do not trust everything you see."

Salt also looks like sugar.

Just like Ragos.

We were blinded by his good looks.

Ouch.

That's even more hurtful, Ms. Joyce.

Am I really not handsome?

Sir, you are a good man.

That's why we'd like to ask you again

if you're willing to remain

as principal of Vanguard.

Hmm.

You know what?

After everything that's happened,

I've thought of a better

position where I can serve.

And what is that?

They say, your friends in high

school will become your friends for life.

Those are the best years of our lives.

We discover ourselves.

We get to explore.

Experience new things.

We learn what's right and wrong.

We get to test what

our parents taught us.

But you'll also start to really think about:

what do you want to do with your life?

And you'll only achieve

whatever it is if you try.

And if you don't, so

what? Just keep trying.

Do not be discouraged if you

don't succeed on your first few tries.

Relax. Maybe it's not for you.

If it is, things will fall into

place. But never give up.

Some things you can only get

if you go after them aggressively.

But some require patience.

Take it slow. Relax. High school will

fly by so fast. Enjoy it while it lasts.

I'm telling you these because

I've been through the same thing.

I've been there.

In the stock rooms?

At the guidance office?

At the parking lot?

At the comfort room?

At the library?

Oh, yes. I've been there. Can you imagine?

That's why I'm here. To guide you. And to

make sure you enjoy your high school days.

Vanguard! Vanguard! Off to a great start!

Always true to our minds and hearts!

Truth conquers all!

Rawr, rawr, rawr!

I heard you helped Paco expose Mr. Ragos.

Help him? I thought up the whole plan.

Mm? I see.

I'm so proud of you!

You're so gutsy and manly!

But I'm g*y.

With a feminine side.

Come here.

Come here!

Can we start again?

Promise, I'll take it slow.

I know you're extra cautious

because of what Mr. Ragos did to you.

I will wait till you're ready.

You don’t have to worry too much about me.

I'm okay.

I will be okay.

Can I place my hand here?

Or here.

Why don't all four of us hang out?

I'm not into orgies anymore.

Pastora hates that stuff.

How about a… double date?

Game!

Then let's go!