01x01 - The Pwettiest Pony/Try This Club On For Size

[bunniefuu]

[strains, yells]

[grunts]

[chuckles]

[singer] ♪ Follow yourselfTo
the top of a mountain ♪

♪ Answer the callYeah,
be the believer ♪

♪ Throw your fears like
a wishlnto a fountain ♪

♪ Like a warrior ♪

♪ Whatever you might
beWhoever you are ♪

♪ You're a warrior ♪

[Pinecone] "The Pwettiest Pony."

How cool were those new jousting
moveswe learned at Lil Rumblers, Pony?

We were all like,"Make
way for Pinecone and Pony,

the joust masters!"

Ka-blam! Shablamo!

[grunts]-[Pony whinnies]

Yeah! That was close enough.

Drink it in, Pony.

The Barbarian Bowl,

home to someof the greatest
warriors in the land.

[Pony whinnies]

Yes.

And home to somepretty
excellent corn dogs too.

So, you ready to get ina
little jousting practice?

[whinnies]

[gasps]

[ponies whinny]

What kind of
competition is this?

Welcome to the annual
Pwettiest Pony Show,

where only one pony will take
homethe coveted Cutesy-Wutesy award,

but all the ponieswill
take home our hearts.

[crowd] Aw.-Isn't
that right, Gladys?

You lost me at "cutesy-wutesy."

[chuckles] All right.

These ponies are
trying to be cute?

Why would anyone
want to be cute?

Come on, Pony. We'll find another
placeto practice our moves.

Pony?

Uh, Pony, you okay?

[Pony whinnies]

Hold up. You want to
enter this competition?

[whinnies]

Hmm.

[whimpers]

[sighs] Okay. I'll sign you up.

But don't tell anyone.

This kinda thing could seriously
damagemy reputation as a super tough,

grown-up warrior.

Ooh! What a pretty flower.

Hi. I'm a very tough warrior,

and I'd like to sign up my
ponyfor the competition.

He's pretty tough too.

[blusters]

Uh-huh. And you're
gonna be his partner?

What? Why would you think that?

'Cause ponies need a
partner to compete.

See?

But I can't dress up like that.

It's so, [sighs]

so cute.

How could he think that I, a
warrior of sure-to-be-great renown,

would be caught prancing
aroundlike some ballerina?

Now, this is more our speed.

Jousting, training,
getting huge.

Pony?

Pony?

[crowd cheers]

[Greymoon] And the
pwettiest pony is Pony!

[whinnies]

[Pinecone] Pony?

Pony, something tells meyou're
not in the mood for jousting.

[blusters]

That competition means
that muchto you, huh, pal?

Well, if it's that
important to you,

I guess I could compete
as your partner.

[whinnies]

[farts]

But if we're in it, we're in it to win it.

I'm talking total cuteness
domination. You with me?

[blusters]

[spits] We have got a lot
of work to do.[whinnies]

[huffs]

[growls]

[yells]

Hmm. Huh?

[yells]

Hmm.[whinnies]

[Pinecone] Hi. I'd like to sign
upmy pony and I for the competition.

So, Miss "I'm a tough warrior"
has had a change of...

Heart. Pure unadulterated heart.

My apologies. Go right on in.

[Pony whinnies]-Hmm.

[crowd cheers]

[Greymoon] Thank you,
Marigold and Buttercup.

Oh, I'm sure you smellas sweet as you look.

Who do we have next, Gladys?

Another vision
from my nightmares.

That's right. It's Witchy
Wanda and Lil Magic.

[Greymoon] And, uh-oh,
they're casting a spell on us

with a bewitching
cape and cap combo!

Well, that brings us to the
end of our introductions.

It's time to get this
competition started!

It is only just starting?

[Pinecone] Not
without us, it's not!

[gasps] Hold on.

Two new competitorshave
just entered the arena,

and boy, are they
bringing the cute!

Pinecone? And
Pony? It cannot be.

Get ready to eat our dust.

Whoo!

[Pony huffs]

I mean, best of
luck to all of you.

For our first event, we have
the Precious Pony Tea Party.

[slurps]

[chewing, grunting]

Hmm?[blusters]

[crowd] Aw.

Next up isthe Get to
Know Your Pony event.

[groans] Must I
deliver this line?

"What is your pony-wony's

most favoritest foodie-woodie?"

[scoffs] That's easy.

Carrots.

Uh, which is my
favorite food too

because me and Ponyhave
everything in common.

[crowd] Aw.

[applause]

Next up is our
Pony Fashion Show.

[yells, squeals]

[crowd] Aw.

[chuckles]

Aw.

[chuckles]

It's too cute.

[Greymoon] What an adorableand
exciting day of competition,

eh, Gladys?

[snoring]

[gasps] Yes.

[groans] Very stimulating.

Unfortunately, only three teamscan
advance to the final round.

First up, we have Witchy
Wanda and Lil Magic!

Next, Marigold and
Buttercup.[gasps]

[chuckles]And finally,
Pinecone and Pony!

[gasps] Yes! All right!

Whoo-hoo!

[groans]-And now,
for our final event

[snoring]the Pony and
Partner Dance-off!

[crowd cheers]-Hold
up. We have to dance?

[ballroom music plays]

But warriors don't dance.

Only on the lawns of
our enemies.[whinnies]

Don't worry, Pony. I've
got this. No problemo.

[step dance music plays]

Okay. Maybe slight problemo.

[Greymoon] Whoo! Thank you,
Marigold and Buttercup.

[chuckles]You truly
are lords of the dance.

[Gladys yawns]-[laughs]

And last but not least, let's
hear it for Pinecone and Pony,

who will surely
not disappoint us.

[dance music
plays]-[Pinecone grunts]

[crowd gasping]

[squeals]

What's going on?-What's happening?

[grunts]

Oh, dear. It appears Pineconeis
having some difficulty

with her dance moves,
and it is not cute.

[yells]-[crowd gasps]

[sniffles,
sighs]-[Pony whinnies]

[Pinecone sighs]

[whinnies]

Pony, what are you doing?

We're supposed to be
dancing, not jousting.

[blusters]

I like your thinking, pal.

Let's show 'em what a
coupleof joust masters can do.

[dance music plays]

[grunts]

[whinnies]

[chuckles] Whoo!
[Chuckles] Whoo!

[silence]

[spectator clears throat]

[crowd cheers]

What a comeback.

Yes! It was a dance of warriors!

You have brought new meaningto
the phrase "cutesy-wutesy."

And now, it is my pleasureto
announce the winners

of the Pwettiest Pony Show.

Pinecone and Pony!

You did it, pal! You're
a cuteness master!

[chuckling]

Mmm.

May we present your
winning trophy.

What?

We get a trophy?
We get a trophy?

This rules! This is awesome!

This is…

So cute.

[chuckles] That's right.

And it's full of lavender
bubble bath. Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[sniffs] Ooh! How delightful.

Shall we return homefor a
warrior's bath, noble steed?

[whinnies]

[Pinecone] Maybe we
can do mud masks too.

[gasps] Or mud
baths.[Pony whinnies]

Or just wrestle in the mud.

[Pinecone] "Try This
Club On For Size."

[Lil Rumblers cheer]

Begin.

[grunts]

[grunts, yells]

Whoa!

[sighs]-[neck cracks]

Hi-yah!

Yeah! Take that, wall.
Yeah! Take that, wall.

Exceptional!

[chuckling]

Thanks for the
assist, pal. [Grunts]

We crushed that
challenge warrior style.

[grunts]-[whinnies]

Hey, Hawthorn.

Did ya see me show
that wall who's boss?

Sorry, Pinecone,
but I was studying.

My Wiz Kids class was really hard
today. We had to make rainbows.

[laughing]

Yeah, that sounds really
hard.[chuckles] Good one, Hawth.

Hey!

I didn't laugh when your Lil
Rumblerspop quiz was all about

how to give the
proper stink eye.

That's because stink
eyeis very important.

It's a warrior's
first line of defense.

[growls]

I see.

Well, making rainbowsis
actually very challenging.

Maybe for a spell, but it couldn't beas
hard as all that warrior stuff I do.

Did you see that wall?
Did you see that wall?

Making rainbows may not
usethe same kinds of muscles,

but it uses the most
importantmuscle of all!

Your biceps?

Your mind.

Huh?

If you don't believe me,

why don't you come
to Wiz Kids tomorrow?

Ooh, that sounds
like a challenge,

and Pinecone and Ponynever
back down from a challenge.

Right, pal?[whinnies]

[chuckles]

[Pinecone] Hey there, Wiz Kids!

[grunts] Are you ready
to do some magic?

[farts]

[gasps]

Hey there!

Sorry about that.

You know how it is
when you're too pumped.

Hey, Pinecone. Pony.

Blaise and I would like to
welcome youto the Wiz Kids!

I hope you brought
your best thinking cap.

I know I did.

It's my wizard's cap.

Hmm. I don't have a cap, but
I did bring my best lance.

[yells, grunts] [yells, grunts]

Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You won't be needing that here.

Unless it's to battlethose
pesky wormwort stains!

[chuckles] You're
so funny, Hawth.

[magic spell chimes]

[singsongy] Hello class!

Ah, looks like we havesome
special guests joining us today.

Welcome, Pinecone and Pony.

Thanks, Greymoon.

I just wanna say how excited
we areto crush this challenge

and kick this
lesson in the butt.

Am I right, people?[whinnies]

Oh, uh, thank youfor that
rousing speech, Pinecone.

It was very… louder than usual.

Now, if everyone could goto
their workstations, please.

[frogs croaking]

[chuckles]

Psst, Pinecone. You guys
can work over here. Next to me.

And here's a spell book I got for
you. I drew a picture of us inside.

Mm-hmm.

I'm a wizard, not an artist.

Today you shall be continuingthe
difficult task of rainbow making.

Well, difficult for some.

[gasps]

[cauldron bubbling]-[chuckles]

Whoo-hoo!-Yeah!

[chuckles] No, thank you.
No, no. Stop. Stop it.

I can't waitto make a
rainbow just like that,

only with even more colors.

Like blurple! And florange!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm
glad you're excited, Pinecone.

But remember what
Greymoon always says.

Uh, "Stay out of my carrot
patch, Pinecone and Pony"?

Uh, no.

"Care before action
brings satisfaction."

Don't worry about us, Hawth.

Pony and I have never met a
challengewe couldn't face warrior style.

Right, pal? [Grunts]-[whinnies]

[laughs]

Step one, add a
pinch of stardust.

[chuckles]

That looks pretty cool, but
remember how Gladys always says,

"To get over a wall,
give it your all."

Well, if a little
powdermakes a little glow,

then all the powderwill
make all the glow.

Whoa.-Huh?

My retinas.[groans]

[strains, grunts]

[chuckles]

I might have added
a little too much.

What do you think, Pony?

[whinnies]

Oh.

Next, add a Caspian crystal, which
you'll know by its pinkish hue.

- [gasps]-Hue of pink. Got it.
- [gasps]-Hue of pink. Got it.

[Pinecone groans] Come on.

How am I supposed to knowwhich
pink is the right pink?

No time for books, Pony.

As Gladys always says, "To
be great, don't hesitate."

Hi-yah![box clatters]

Cool, it's doing
something. What's next?

[growls]-[whinnies]

[Greymoon] Next, we want to
give our potions a gentle stir.

Not now, Pony.

I'm in the groove.

As Gladys always says, "Go
fast, or come in last."

No, Pinecone, uh, you might
want to slow down a bit.

Pinecone? Pinecone.

Pinecone!-Whoo!

Hey. Looking good, Pony!

All righty, class,

your potions should now be purpleand
smelling of warm banana muffins.

[sniffs]

[sniffs, gags] [sniffs, gags]

Pony, please say that was you.

[blusters]

Why isn't it working?

I've been doing everything
we learnedfrom Lil Rumblers.

[sighs] I don't get it.

[Greymoon] Mmm. Hawthorn, your
potion smells good enough to eat.

I really don't get it.

[clears throat]

It's time to add the finaland
most difficult ingredient of all,

unicorn tears of joy!

I know it sounds nice, but it's
actually quite temperamental.

[gulps]

Ooh.

Hey, Pinecone, uh, this
part is extra tricky.

You want some help?-Hmm.

Nah, I'm good.

All right, Blaise.
We can do this.

Like Greymoon says,

"The spell works
nicewhen you're precise."

[sighs]

[gasps]

Don't take it too hard,
Hawthy. You can't win 'em all.

Whoa! [Grunts]-[cheers]

Well done.-You're a wiz, Hawth.

I did it. Oh, my stars.
I actually did it!

Indeed. Could I
get an autograph?

Make it out to
"best teacher ever."

Don't worry, Pony.
We can do it too.

Warrior style!

[croaks]

Pinecone. Wait. No!

Uh-oh. [Chuckles]

[gasps]-Oops.

Take cover, class!

My rainbow!

Elements of water and light,
make this storm calm and right.

[pops]

[sighs]

Uh, sorry about your
rainbow, Hawthorn.

Guess this magic stuff's a
little harderthan I thought, huh?

You guess? You never even tried!

Even though you knowhow
important it is to me!

Well, what's the big deal? It's
just a bunch of potions and spells.

[gasps]

I think you should go.

[stammers] Fine.

Come on, Pony.

[door closes]

What's Hawthorn's problem?

I tried to make the
potion, but it was hard.

And confusing.

When we're at Lil Rumblers,
I know exactly what to do.

One of these! Hi-yah!

Or one of these. [Yells]

Or even one of these! [Yelling]

[groans]-[Pony blusters]

Oof.

[sighs] Hawthorn loves wizard
stuffas much as I love warrior stuff.

[sighs] I totally
ruined his big moment.

But I'm going to make
it right. Warrior style!

[snorts]-I mean, wizard style.

[whinnies]

[snores]

Huh? Who's there?

Pinecone, what are
you doing here?

Making a little magic!

Hey, you did it!

No, you did it.

It took me all night just to
make this teeny, tiny spark.

It's nothinglike the
amazing rainbow you made.

Which I ruined. Sorry, Hawth.

It's okay.

You know, I can help you makethat
rainbow even bigger if you want?

Uh, yes, please.
Uh, yes, please.

Cool, be right there.

Whoa! Got it!

Three dashes of newt water.
A pinch of werewolf hair.

Then a clockwise stir
at a medium pace.

Whoa!-Yes!

Hawthorn, you're a real wiz.

Kinda like how you're
a wiz of warrioring?

Hey, maybe you can comewith
us to Lil Rumblers tomorrow.

Uh, sure, how hard could it be?

[chuckling]-[whinnies]

[singer] ♪ You and I ♪

♪ Adventurers brave and free ♪

♪ Side by sideTogether
we'll always be ♪

♪ Thick as thieves ♪

♪ Thick as thieves ♪