01x04 - Episode 4

[bunniefuu]

Escorpión Dorado and Facundo

will face each other

in ten extreme challenges

across the country.

These challenges have been created

by iconic people from their past.

Like Kunno, who comes to get revenge

for all the bullying from Escorpión.

I came to get revenge on Escorpión

and make him suffer.

And, of course,

to have some fun with Facundo.

The winner of each challenge

will be awarded money

that will later be donated to a charity.

But the loser will suffer

a humiliating and painful punishment.

as*h*le!

This is Prank or Tank.

PRANK OR TANK

After flying through the air,

juggling with food,

and surviving hypothermia,

Facundo and Escorpión are tied.

They each have 150,000 pesos.

If Escorpión wins,

his money will go

to the foundation Por un Hogar,

which offers thanatological support

to patients in public hospitals.

If Facundo ends up winning,

his donation will go to Natura Mexicana,

which helps preserve nature.

Get ready because the competition

is getting tougher

and it can't end in a tie.

SAN CRISTÓBAL DE LAS CASAS

I LOVE YOU

SANCRIS

I wanna take you to a cool place.

Sure. We should've gone yesterday,

but you left me hanging all night.

In case you forgot,

this is how the children's party ended

in the last episode.

Jaime?

Who'll get me down?

-It is what it is.

-No.

Stop recording me, as*h*le.

I'm gonna confiscate a local lady.

She'll be my souvenir.

Something typical from here. A citizen.

What, a beer? Of course!

Hold this, jerk. Let's go.

-Wait.

-Where's the beer?

-I just got him out of rehab.

-Come on, as*h*le.

This guy knows what he's talking about.

Now what?

What's up? Come, sit down.

Have you seen Facundo?

Have you seen Facundo?

A bald guy. He looks anorexic,

like he'll break apart at any moment.

Excuse me, have you seen Facundo?

-What's up, Escorpión?

-What the hell, man?

-What?

-I've been looking for you.

I saw you there and thought,

"This isn't for me."

I had better stuff to do

instead of going on with that thing.

-Look, as*h*le, it's healing.

-Because I got good aim.

-What's that?

-A message.

-Who's it from?

-Kunno.

-Kunno's your friend?

-No.

-Then?

-Well, he has my number.

Hi, Escorpión and Facundo. How's it going?

I'm in shock with your competition

and I actually have

two indecent challenges for you,

and a punishment

to test your concentration.

No, relax.

I know it's hard for you two

to concentrate and stay still.

So, are you in for the prank or

three-way kiss?

I'll wait for you here.

I'll send you the location.

I'm Kunno, better known

as Papi Kunno on social media.

Name: Kunno.

AKA: Papi Kunno.

Challenges: Concentration.

Reason for revenge: Spite.

Kunno might have beauty, fame,

and millions of online followers,

but he doesn't have Escorpión's love.

Grudge level: Seven.

Escorpión publicly humiliated me

many times on social media`

and he never fulfilled my fantasy

of letting me be with him

with his mask on.

-Here's your chest.

-Oh, man.

Great, every reality show

uses the same chest.

The survival ones, the ones in cities

-What's this?

-No idea, sir.

-Another pillow? I'll sit on you.

-No, sir. Excuse me.

-It's a raft for the rapids.

-No.

They're clearly sweet potatoes in a crate.

You're still hungry, right?

Want some breakfast?

Where can we buy

some sweet potatoes or a raft?

The coast?

I think it's that way. Let's see.

We travel from San Cristóbal to Chicoasén,

where Kunno's got a challenge

that's wetter

than any of his dreams about Escorpión.

I just want to make a deal with you.

When I think about it,

the truth is that I'll miss you

because you'll probably die first.

So, I don't want to be

on bad terms with you.

Just don't cheat in the next challenge.

Enough, dude.

-I was simply better at it.

-No f*cking way.

-This way. I'm an expert.

-It's the only path here.

But I recognize that plant there.

We're somewhere in Chiapas in the jungle,

by a river.

We're here for our next challenge

and I think it involves canoes.

Obviously, I'm gonna win. Obviously.

-Wait, I just got a message.

-What does it say?

Hi, pretty boys. How are you?

Let me explain the challenge.

You'll get on a kayak

CHALLENGE: AQUA BEERS

and navigate the rapids with a container

full of beer on your heads.

Whoever manages to stay still, balanced,

and focused to get to the end of the ride

with the most beer, will be the winner.

Don't let me down. See you soon.

Easy! You gonna lose again?

Aqua beers!

Unsteady rafts, a wild river,

and two idiots struggling

not to spill the beer.

What could go wrong? Everything!

So we hired two instructors

to ensure the show goes on.

My name's Marco Antonio,

also known as the Baby.

Name: Marco Antonio.

AKA: The Baby.

Profession: Expert in rapids.

He's not a baby.

I choose Facundo

because he never sent his regards

and now he'll pay for that.

My name's Eloy.

I have 20 years of experience.

And I'm ready for adventure.

Name: Eloy.

Profession: Baby's friend.

Philosophy: Live for today, not tomorrow.

I'll be with Escorpión.

We'll see how it goes.

No way! You're terrible

at pouring beer, Eloy.

You can learn from Marco.

Why would Kunno send

two sexy guys to a place like this?

I guess he wants us to get wet

one way or another.

Let's go!

Damn it!

Holy sh*t!

My f*cking balance! God-like balance!

I'm perfect! I'm my own f*cking creation!

Omnipresent, all-powerful,

and always erect!

My fans know I can't die.

Legends live forever.

-Careful!

-What are you doing, man?

-f*ck, we're approaching the rapids.

-Get him!

-Get him!

-I'm trying!

Come on, as*h*le!

-We managed to make him spill a bit.

-You too, you idiot!

Mine's full, dude.

-Sure, with my f*cking jizz.

-The belly.

This battle made me thirsty.

It's really hard to have

a lager on your head

and not have a sip.

Get closer.

f*ck you, as*h*le!

Son of a b*tch.

You caught me off guard, man!

SAVAGE

HI

f*ck you, as*h*le!

-You broke my cup, as*h*le!

-That's not true. I didn't touch it!

I wanted to play fair.

Keep the fair play,

but I realized that with Facundo

you can't show an ounce of sportsmanship.

Now we're in the rapids!

Help me, I can't swim!

You're filling the f*cking

-You're filling the

-I'll make you spill it.

f*cking traitor, man!

Are you kidding?

He still has some beer left.

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah!

I'm winning today's challenge, dude.

It looked like

Facundo had already lost the challenge,

but wait

I'm not here to have fun. I'm here to win.

What's that smell? It's like

-Like victory, right?

-Yeah.

Don't spill your beer, man.

You don't have to be

a f*cking judge or a scientist

to realize that we won.

Oh, please. Come on, dude.

Not even with your lowest,

vilest tricks

-What?

-can you win, as*h*le.

See anything strange?

-The consistency.

-Spilling beer, are we?

-Gentlemen. Hi, Mr. Escorpión.

-Why are you here?

-I'm helping you.

-I spent this whole time

looking for the damn

I was waiting for you here.

-Mr. Facundo, how are you?

-Fine.

-Your beer looks good.

-There it is.

-Really good.

-Okay.

-What's that?

-It's Mr. Facundo's beer.

-That's not beer.

-Look.

You're telling me there was

a light one and a dark one?

Mine was light.

Hey, how did Facundo refill his cup?

What did I miss?

I think it's time to switch my beer

from one container to another.

Because we're almost there.

There was plenty of beer.

He's acting fishy.

I don't know what he's up to.

It looks like we got

a good amount in our container.

-Wait.

-Let me try.

Let the intern try them.

-What's this?

-Tell us.

But I am a minor

Drink! You're not a minor,

you're a grown-up. What is it?

-It's beer, sir.

-Beer. Okay.

-And this one?

-What is it?

-Drink up.

-It's also beer.

-You're the intern.

-What is it, intern?

-What is it, intern?

-It's beer.

It's beer, dude.

-Gentlemen. Mr. Facundo, Mr. Escorpión.

-Thanks.

As you can clearly see,

-Mr. Facundo's cup's got more liquid

-For sure.

to the finish line.

But after drinking

from Mr. Facundo's cup

-What was it?

-and realizing that, indeed, it's piss,

Mr. Facundo is disqualified

and the winner is Mr. Escorpión.

-Hell yeah! My hairy chest!

-Congrats.

-In your f*cking face, as*h*le!

-Cheers.

-Cheers. I hope you get diarrhea.

-Okay.

-Whatever.

-Cheers!

Although Facundo tried really hard to win,

he was disqualified.

Escorpión's the winner and he adds

50,000 more pesos to his account.

Look, a message from Kunno.

Let's hear it.

I see it all went as I expected.

You still have another challenge.

Here's the location.

Don't take long, I'm waiting. Hurry!

-Here's the location. And the clue?

-Just a moment, gentlemen.

Of course. This chest is for you.

And that's not all.

-What's in it?

-Just a second.

f*ck that, man.

What the hell is that?

-No idea. And these suits.

-Why so many bugs?

-Dude, look at that bug.

-No way.

-Careful!

-sh*t!

This is for you, sir.

-And this one's yours.

-What's this?

No idea. Put them on

and I'll see you over there, okay?

-Excuse me.

-Okay.

Does Kunno want us

in his fashion show or what?

I'm in.

I think that, if Kunno planned

something devious,

it's because he has

a grudge against Escorpión.

Here's the location.

This way.

What's with this clue?

I'm not eating bugs!

Just so you know.

After that bitter moment, literally,

Escorpión and Facundo

travel to Chiapa de Corzo,

where the mighty Kunno awaits.

-I think it's here with all the

-There, where he's dancing. Just look.

The bling-bling.

-How are you guys? How did it go?

-All right.

-Actually, so-so.

-Welcome. I'm excited for what's coming.

Escorpión publicly humiliated me

many times on social media

and he never fulfilled my fantasy

of letting me be with him

with his mask on.

Since I can't have his worm in my face,

I'll throw some at his.

Let's start the second challenge.

Bugathon.

BUGATHON

For this challenge, we got

millions of insects and two animals.

Now then. I ask a question.

If you get it right,

the other one's punished.

Get it wrong, you're punished.

I get the bugs.

-You get them.

-No f*cking way.

I'll have bugs crawling on my face?

Who agreed to that?

You've had worse stuff on your face.

Let's get started.

You won the last challenge,

so you can choose who goes first.

-I'll start.

-Okay.

-Give me a number from 1 to 24.

-Ten!

The question is:

"If 50 is 100%,

how much is 50%?"

-Twenty-five.

-Oh, I love it!

-Are all the questions that easy?

-Yup.

Yes. The goal is to throw bugs on you.

These are zophobas.

What are zophobas?

-Feel them, enjoy them.

-Not on my head, dude!

That's gross, man!

-They look like little shrimp.

-They're getting everywhere!

-I love it when they get into places.

-Eight!

I didn't even ask you

what number you want.

Eight! They're biting my head!

-Okay.

-I hate zophobas!

"Who's the richest man in the world?"

-Me.

-No.

-It's me!

-Incorrect!

Hey! I'm rich and delicious!

f*ck, those bugs hop!

CRICKETS

They're hopping.

-Escorpión, your turn.

-Number four.

-I'll get on all fours.

-No!

"What's Juan Gabriel's real name?"

-Mr. Aguilera.

-Wrong.

Alberto Valadez!

-Thanks. Throw more at him.

-Wait, what's that? Wait!

-Suffer.

-f*ck! f*ck!

CRICKETS

Time to hop!

-Enjoy it.

-What's this sh*t?

-Does it feel nice?

-No!

Some are getting out

and crawling down my back.

-What's this sh*t?

-Facundo?

-One.

-"Who said, 'You f*cking cr*pple'?"

It was Itatí Cantoral!

-Lovely.

-That was easy.

Eat bugs, b*tch!

c*ck! Thank God

I didn't get the roaches!

Give me your mom's roach.

AMERICAN

c*ck

f*ck.

They're crawling into his mouth!

f*ck, they're getting in!

-They're getting in!

-It feels cool.

They're getting in!

Escorpión, "How many months have 28 days?"

One, just one.

February.

-February.

-Wrong. They all have 28 days.

-Take that! Tricky question!

-As a TikToker, I knew it.

-You fell for the tricky question!

-Punishment.

f*ck!

-More c*ck!

-They're getting out!

LOBSTER

c*ck

These roaches are different.

I hate this sh*t!

Okay, you lost, beautiful. Facundo.

"What's the most populated country

in the world?"

-China!

-No! No!

-More c*ck!

-More c*ck for Escorpión!

GERMAN

c*ck

One got away.

My eye!

-Escorpión, a number.

-Twenty-four.

-Give it to me!

-"A white horse

"went into the Black Sea.

How'd it come out?"

-Wet!

-sh*t!

Well done!

-No way!

-Allow me, Mr. Facundo.

LOBSTER

c*ck

Those crawl up!

It's gross. Dude, they bite!

-Okay.

-It's gross.

This one's nice.

-"How old is Chabelo?"

-Old as hell!

Bring in the mealworms, please.

-How old is he?

-Eighty-seven.

MEALWORMS

It's disgusting, man. Worms.

If you were wondering how Facundo

would look with hair, there he is.

Hurry up with the next one!

-Escorpión.

-Yeah.

"Where was Justin Bieber discovered?"

I know it, I'm a TikToker.

On YouTube, dude!

-f*ck yeah!

-Okay. Yeah.

-Right. Facundo, you lost.

-f*ck yeah!

-Where do you want them?

-On the side.

-Okay.

-No, this is

MEALWORMS

Okay, and now we have

the element of surprise.

No, dude!

My baby. A lot of my best friends

are just like her.

Okay, Facundo, "How much

is one fourth of a third?"

A fourth?

-I wanna put it on your head.

-They're crawling up.

-A sixth.

-No. A twelfth.

-Obviously. Everyone knows that.

-Obviously.

Facundo, I'm sorry to say that you lost

-and you'll get my surprise.

-You really gonna do that?

-Sure. It's so ugly.

-Those things bite.

-No, no, no. Kunno, no.

-I hope it bites and kills you.

No, Kunno. No, dude, no. Concentrate.

-Son of a Its little feet.

-Let it go!

There it is.

Don't move, it can k*ll you!

-It's beautiful.

-You'll die if it bites you!

-Please, don't hurt me.

-Escorpión, congratulations.

-You won this challenge.

-f*ck yeah! My hairy chest!

I'm your prize.

It's over! Help me!

This is over!

Escorpión stung Facundo

and annihilated him.

Our masked hero wins again,

adding 50,000 more pesos to his account.

I was actually shocked

that they turned out to be

bigger pussies than me.

I thought I was going to cry,

so seeing them

act like that was incredible.

I got bugs everywhere!

I'll take my bugs

and meet you at the punishment.

The god of the Internet wins again

and ridicules that f*cking smug old man.

Just have a look.

Now you know who's got a bigger d*ck.

What's this sh*t, dude?

f*ck it, I'm getting in the water.

It wasn't a good day for Facundo.

He lost both challenges

and now it's time for his punishment.

Punishment!

Come on, take it easy.

It won't hurt.

Okay, it will, but you'll like it.

Knowing Kunno, I think he's prepared

some form of t*rture.

It feels like the Inquisition.

-What's up, Kunnito?

-Ready for your punishment?

I'm excited because I think it's

the first time they'll try hot chilis.

We'll find out now.

Have you ever had hot peppers?

Well, yeah.

Pasilla chili

I've tried many chilis.

Different shapes, colors, flavors.

-Okay. This one's heavy, right?

-It's the spiciest one in the world.

That's Carolina Reaper.

Carolina Reaper,

the hottest chili in the world.

Scientific name: Capsicum Chinense.

Spiciness level:

2.48 million Scoville heat units.

Five times hotter than a habanero.

Irritation level: Hellish!

-Am I gonna throw up?

-One!

At least take off the stem.

-A fresh one.

-Take the stem off.

-There.

-No.

-Enough, dude.

-A lovely couple. So it has more flavor.

-Can't I just eat the worms?

-No, the worm is for me.

So they can be together.

You'll end up in a hospital,

but we'll pay.

We'll treat you.

We still have more episodes.

-Oh, no.

-You're kidding.

-It looks delicious.

-No.

-It smells like a death trap.

-Okay, you ready for this?

I don't know, man.

-Let's see.

-Smell it.

When I smelled it,

I could feel my throat itch.

I started coughing

and felt I had to sneeze.

-Don't be an as*h*le.

-All right, man.

I can feel the poison in my throat.

Cheers, baby. Just a little sip,

-or you can down it all.

-No, no.

Take a big gulp, a mouthful.

You even have cheerleaders, Facundo.

Facundo! Facundo!

Prank or tank! Prank or

Prank or tank!

Prank or tank!

Dude!

-What?

-It's too strong.

Why are you talking like Ximena Sariñana?

Because my lips are swelling up.

You want to die.

Dude.

-What?

-It's too much.

-Have fun going to the bathroom.

-It burns.

It really burns.

-The problem is how it'll get out.

-Drink water.

-It doesn't help.

-I love it. I'll drink it.

When I saw Facundo sweating and shaking,

I thought it was a joke.

I said, "He's into his role."

But he was really suffering.

Okay, gorgeous, I loved it.

-I'll grab your pepper.

-I feel awful.

-Yours too.

-My legs are going numb.

See you, thanks.

It's too strong.

-I'm dizzy.

-You okay?

-No.

-What an idiot.

-I feel poisoned.

-My hairy chest!

Check out these g*ns.

Hell, I'm so juicy.

I just beat f*cking Facundo's a*s.

I totally wrecked him.

That's it. Things are back to normal.

Escorpión really wrecked Facundo

in this episode.

And now he has

250,000 pesos in his account.

f*ck, dude.

-Gradually what?

-You have to eat

When will this sh*t stop?

Now it's going to start taking effect

What are you feeling, Facu?

-A tingling

-Burning?

From my toes to my hands.

I feel I'm going numb all over.

Like when you hyperventilate

and your body goes numb.

Look at this.

Oh, that's sweat.

My ears are buzzing.

-I bet you're happy, Kunno.

-No, I can't even hate Kunno, dude.

I hate myself.

-You gonna tank or what?

-I think so. Why did I accept this?

PRANK OR TANK

f*ck!

How do I like

Facundo!

He made up gossip about me being a man.

That's why I want revenge.

I'm sick of you!

Stop, it really hurts.

Facundo's a f*cking dirty old man.

Ready, go!

They both fell!

What are you doing, idiots?

Come on, f*cking Escorpión!

Amputate it! It's useless!

Cut off my foot, amputate it.

What the f*ck, b*tches!

Yeah, b*tches!

Facundo, Facundo

Hello, hello!