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01x04 - Safety On

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Grand Army". Aired: October 16, 2020.*
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This series follows the lives of five teenagers who attend the largest high school in Brooklyn as they navigate a chaotic world, encountering such topics as racism, poverty, r*pe, drugs, sex, LGBT, and mental health.

01x04 - Safety On

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[tense music plays]

[tapping keys]

[laughter on TV]

[woman on TV]

I've always been judged by what I am.

-Always been a fat, ugly d*ke.

-[phone buzzes]

-I'm dead inside. I can cope.

-[laughter]

But you fellas bit soft in the belly?

You're like, "No!"

You hear "Straight, white man,"

you're like, "No.

No, that's reverse sexism."

No, it's not. You wrote the rules.

Read them.

[audience laughs, applauds]

[Anna] Joey, those videos.

Yeah, I know.

Dude, I got blood on my underwear.

Can I please have yours?

[Anna] Yeah.

I can get you a tampon if you

-[Rebecca] Hey.

-[groans]

Are you gonna leave this room today?

Mom, I told you, I don't feel good.

[Rebecca] Well, that's what happens

when you're hungover.

If you think I don't know what's going on,

you are delusional.

And if you can't handle yourself, Jo,

then you are done going out.

Because I'm not gonna

go through this with you.

[Rebecca sighs]

[TV continues playing]

OK.

[Rebecca] Take a shower.

You'll feel better.

[TV] That's a refreshing perspective.

[audience laughs]

"You hate men so much,

why do you try so f*cking hard

to look like one?"

[TV] 'Cause you need a good role model

right now, fellas.

[audience laughs, applauds]

[TV] Dropping like flies.

And it is a difficult

and confusing time for you now.

You know, it's changing, it's shifting.

-I understand that.

-[Joey sighs]

[TV] But may I just, you know,

suggest that you learn to sort of

move beyond your defensiveness.

Right? That's your first point,

you're stuck on it,

but you need to get some space around it.

Learn to develop

You know, try and develop a sense of humor

about it all. You need to lighten up.

Learn to laugh.

I tell you what might help.

How about a good dicking?

-Get a c*ck up ya. Drink some jizz!

-[audience laughs]

You gotta laugh!

[in Creole] Don't come at me again

with the same nonsense again

-about me being irresponsible.

-You didn't respond.

You didn't show up.

You didn't consider anyone but yourself.

Put some of that on my plate, please.

You know where you need to be

on Saturdays! We both work, Dom.

-[in English] What's the problem, Odie?

-Tristie cheated. He was peeking.

-[in Creole] Are people eating my chicken?

-Yeah. Almost gone. It's a hit.

[mom] Mm-mmm!

Francine made the fish.

[sister] It's dry.

-[Dom] Mm-hmm.

-[mom chuckles]

How do you think it makes me look, huh,

to everyone in our building

when I have to knock on doors

for last-minute childcare

while you're off doing whatever?

They're not my kids!

I don't want you to do this here.

[man] Hello, ladies!

God bless.

Happy Sunday.

[mom and sister chuckle]

You enjoying the evening?

Oh, it's beautiful. Thank you.

Yes, thank you, Pastor.

[in English] I'm glad.

Mademoiselle Dominique Pierre,

you are the person I'm looking for. May I?

[in Creole] Yes, yes.

[in English] Your mother mentioned

last week

that you are searching

for an internship for the summer.

I am.

[pastor] Something having to do

with psychology.

Have you heard of Sisters Thrive?

I don't think so.

It's an initiative of Chirlane McCray

uh, the mayor's wife.

It's a city program that takes on

mental health and substance abuse,

and they are training women of color

in mental health first aid.

So this is only an internship position

That sounds amazing.

[pastor] Good, good.

I have an old friend of mine

who works for the project.

I'm going to contact her

so she can call you directly

and send you the information

about the job.

-Sound good?

-Yes. Thank you so much, Pastor.

Good, good, good. Sabine

send my best to Dante.

[Sabine] OK,

we gotta get the kids home now.

[both chuckle]

[indistinct muffled chattering]

[woman, muffled]

Yeah. It's the office on 32nd, not 38th.

[girl] Dad, can we stop at Dunkin'?

[dad] It's her allergist,

not the pediatrician, you told me.

-We'll see, OK?

-[Rebecca] Just making sure

'cause I said 7:00, and you're late,

so all I can do is--

-I'm not doing this with you right now.

-[Joey] OK. Oh my God.

Nina, Frankie, let's go. Go.

-[Rebecca] Jo Jo, Jo!

-Mom! No, stop it.

You're not eating?

You're fine with her not eating?

[cacophony of whispering,

snickering, breathing]

[cacophony of sounds continues]

[boy laughing] Oh no. No!

[snickering, whispering continues]

-[Tim] Yo. Jo, how you doing?

-[George] Yo!

-[Tim] You OK?

-[Joey] Hi.

[George] I'm hooking you up so hard

right now.

It's lemon poppy-glazed. Do you love me?

You know I do.

[Luke] You need mad grease

after being that rocked.

[Tim] Did you finish Gatsby?

-Yeah, like a week ago.

-[Tim] f*ck you.

I can't get through it.

Can you give me some insights?

-On the whole f*cking book?

-No, just the end.

Maybe we can, like,

FaceTime tonight, or

[Luke] Wait. Yo, bro, stop for a second.

Jo, for real. Um

Look

I really wanna ask you about

something really important.

[muffled]

Should I change my haircut to this,

-or does it look too '90s?

-[laughter]

-[bell rings]

-[George] Oh my God.

I'm serious. I wanna change my look.

Jo's opinion matters to me, all right?

So f*ck off.

[Luke] I'm sorry.

[chuckling] Bye.

She's walking around like it's nothing.

And Grace hates her.

OK, we've still got time.

I wanna run it again.

Practice was nuts yesterday.

Like, so tense. Really, really bad.

[Leila] I wanted to try so many things:

kissing, touching,

all sorts of heavy petting.

-I bought edible underwear.

-Are you still pissed?

Um, I straddled. I writhed, and yet

I'm still left frustrated and unsatis--

He's such a f*ck.

It's hard for me to judge her though.

You know? Like, f*ck as many guys

as you want, I guess.

Why can't you see I have desire?

I have desire. I have desire.

[indistinct chattering in distance]

OK, look, I think she's a wh*re,

but I'm done letting it affect me.

In a week, it'll be nothing.

Like it never f*cking happened.

No, I never shat in the woods.

[sighs] Anna

yes, you f*ck' did.

-[Anna] No!

-J-Jo?

-You diarrhea'd in the woods. [chuckles]

-[George] Ooh!

Eat the vomit jellybean, dude.

Great.

Oh my God.

-[snickering]

-[Anna coughs]

[giggling]

[retches] OK, my turn.

Uh

Never have I ever had an o*gy

with my friends.

[snickering]

[Anna giggles]

That's f*cked up.

-[Anna] What?

-[George chuckles] Come on.

[Anna] What? I haven't. Here, eat it.

[Joey] What?

[chuckling] Come on. Rules are rules.

Joey!

[scoffs]

[Luke and George chuckling, yelling]

[George] Oh sh*t!

Yeah!

[whooping]

You are out of f*cking control.

[Luke giggles]

[Joey] Yeah, it feels so f*cking good!

[chuckles]

[girl 1] Joey!

[hip-hop music plays]

You good?

Let's go.

Hit that pose, take that flick

Check your angle, post that ♪

Hit that pose, take that flick

Check your angle, post that ♪

My will get on the ground

Just to make sure the light is found ♪

The way she make them angles hit

She like Bill Cunningham with that ♪

I mean that shot ♪

Richard Avedon

To make me look like ♪

[girl 2] OK, stop. Stop.

[woman] All right, ladies

[girl 2] Five, six, seven, eight.

[woman] Come on, ladies, you can do this.

Hit that pose, take that flick

Check your angle, post that ♪

Hit that pose, take that flick

Check your ♪

What's wrong?

Too tired from sucking so much d*ck?

[girl 2] OK, stop. Stop. Um

That's not working. It's really weak.

Jo, you're gonna have to hit the back

till your brain's in it, OK?

All right, let's go again.

[Grace scoffs]

-Damn.

-[woman] Come on, ladies.

[grunts]

[hip-hop music plays]

Nine more to go.

Why don't I get cut abs from this sh*t?

[girl] Just keep going.

So, I'm running up the hill,

and I'm holding on to my belly.

When I get to the top,

my skin starts to stretch

[Dom] Oh Jesus. I know what's coming.

My f*ck' stomach rips open,

and this baby comes out.

Only the baby's already

a one-year-old. Yeah.

-And then I woke up, sweating.

-[giggling]

Twenty-five. [exhales]

[Dom] Pregnancy dreams usually mean

you're anxious about a big project

coming up.

You're working hard

to give birth to something new.

Yo, see! This is why

you're gonna get that internship.

Why not?

Have me a photo sh**t right on the block ♪

I put two lanes on gridlock ♪

So I could sit in a fierce squat ♪

Spent big money on a wristwatch ♪

I like to own tip-top ♪

-I emailed the application yesterday.

-[girl 3] They're gonna love you.

It'd be nice for someone to love me.

-Oh my God.

-You'd be pissed too

if some girl was ghosting you!

Have you called or texted him?

-[girl 3] He should reach out first.

-[Dom] Yes, he should.

John is ghosting.

-Domo, you're the ghost!

-[snickering]

-What?

-Come on!

take that flick

Check your angle, post that ♪

Galliano, I'm in Galliano ♪

What the f*ck?

My bad. Sorry.

No, you're not.

You're seriously that bad of a player?

If you have a problem with me,

that's fine,

but don't come at me

with this weak-a*s sh*t, all right?

Hey! That that is enough!

Throwing shady looks at me all day.

Trying to throw

a f*cking basketball at my head?

[girl 1] Joey!

[teacher] Dominique, I need you to focus.

-You good?

-I'm good.

I'm good.

All right, ladies, back to practice.

[hip-hop music plays]

[girl 2] Five, six, seven, eight.

Hit that pose, take that flick

Check your angle, post that ♪

Hit that pose, take that flick

Check your angle, post that ♪

[Dom] You know what?

I don't know

who the f*ck you think you are,

but you do not get

to talk to me like that.

Spitting sh*t in my face

in front of people, then you got the

nerve to come in here and f*cking hide?

-[Dom] What's going on? What happened?

-[Joey] Shut the door!

[distant giggling]

[distant chattering, giggling]

[Bhangra music plays]

[Jay] No. Don't be difficult.

Get over here.

[Sonia, giggling] What is he doing?

Ai, Jay, he's so cute!

Yeah, but he's a pain in my a*s

at the same time.

-[dog whines]

-[Jay] Here, man.

So, last day. Sad your vacation's over?

[Jay scoffs]

Anything from Owen yet?

Not yet. None of my text messages

are going through.

-[baby fusses]

-He's not responding to none of my DMs.

[Sonia] I told you to call him.

And I told you I have been.

But today, I got this message

about the number being disconnected.

-[jazz music plays]

-So, I just

Yo, I'mma hit you back.

Look I'm not sayin' I'm mad at you.

I'm sayin' go to your room,

and bring out the other records

I gave you.

I'm gonna take 'em to my house,

so they'll be safe.

[chuckles, coos]

[Jay] OK, Grandpa.

I'll get them after dinner.

I should have saved them for my baby girl.

-Jay, apologize to your grandfather.

-I told you I was sorry, Grandpa.

[mom] I'm sorry!

-Funders' meeting ran late

-[Jay] Hi.

and the dang trains

Hi, baby!

Hi, baby. [kisses]

Hi!

[chuckles]

Whooosh!

[mom] Oh!

-Looks good, babe.

-Thank you.

Hey.

[baby grizzles]

Are you OK?

Grandpa's pissed at me, so

Jay, go get his records.

Whoa, now.

[dad] Now.

[grandpa] Oh, come on.

[chair slides back]

Look, uh, I'm glad you did what you did.

It was, uh [chuckles]

resourceful.

I'm basically just messing around.

-All right? A toast to my grandson.

-[dad] Dad.

[grandpa chuckles]

Go back with your head up tomorrow, kid.

-[dad] Dad.

-[grandpa] Go back unafraid, unashamed!

[dad] Dad. Dad!

Dad, this isn't a celebratory dinner.

We're not celebrating

our son's suspension.

He's a 15-year-old child

who was made to feel like a criminal.

And you know I'm not happy

with how it was handled, Dad,

but he fooled around.

There are consequences for actions.

He needs to learn that.

-What about his little friend there?

-[Jay] Owen.

[mom] Actually, Deborah called me.

Wait. She did?

Yeah, but it was brief.

She didn't mention Owen.

She just wanted to make sure

we were set for the hearing

and that, most of all,

you were gonna be on your best behavior.

[grandpa] What?

Oh. Aw

Yeah, you better

"pull up your sagging pants,

support your own damn kids,

turn down your ghetto music,

and don't you wear that hoodie, boy."

[mom] Jesus, Hank.

[Hank] Well, this is how they do it.

This is how they have always done it.

They push these boys out of school, Nicky.

Why didn't you two hire a lawyer--

[dad] Are you serious?

-[Nicky] It's important for him to under--

-[baby cries]

Actually, I got her. I got her. I got her.

Look, I don't really wanna talk

about this anymore.

Hi, baby. Come on, Gigi.

Let's go get cleaned up.

You're gonna clear the table tonight

after we're done.

Wanna go down? Hmm?

[Jay sighs]

-[Gigi fusses]

-[ringing tone]

[intercept message] We're sorry.

You've reached a number

that has been disconnected

or is not in service.

And take a nice, deep breath ♪

The Big Bang happened

When the black balloon ignited ♪

I feel the pain shoulder to shoulder

As I was knighted ♪

The night turns to day

And my days don't seem the brightest ♪

It's like itis

I wanna take a bite out of what life is ♪

If the president f*ck around

And piss off !sis ♪

Bury my in blueberry bills

Jewels and ices ♪

Let's connect from mind to mind ♪

Lies are on the rise

Increase to bigger size ♪

Hard to victimize

When evil's idolized ♪

[plays jazz music]

[teacher] Jayson Jackson!

Welcome back. How are you holding up?

-Good, you know.

-[teacher] Good.

You know Lou Cheng, right?

You sound good, bro.

Thanks!

I'm pumped to be playing with you guys.

I've been waiting for a spot for a while.

I'm glad something finally opened up.

-A spot hasn't opened up.

-Oh [chuckles]

Jay.

I don't understand.

He's gonna fill in for Owen.

But Owen's hearing is next week,

and then he'll be back.

We don't know how that's gonna go.

It's gonna go fine.

They just wanna get the facts.

He could get nothing. No days at all.

It's not cool that you're giving up on him

and replacing him like this.

I'm not replacing Owen. Look, I

-[Lou plays jazz music]

-Think of Lou as an understudy.

He's a strong player and a good fit.

-You're flat.

-[playing stops]

[Tim] The juxtaposition of prohibition

and excess in 1920s America

creates an effective

and dramatic backdrop.

This time of real progression,

cultural and social oppression

[voice fades]

[tense music plays]

-[Luke and George giggle]

-[Joey] No!

[George] You don't know wet p*ssy, bro,

'cause she's dry as a f*cking desert, man.

[gasping]

[Tim] not because Jay Gatsby rises

from genuine poverty to extreme wealth,

but because it examines

the destructive power of the dream.

And I think for Gatsby, you know,

Daisy is the personification of the dream.

Like, she represents everything he wants.

Uh

Money, status,

you know, a better life in general.

I think that his yearning for her

epitomizes his yearning

to make it in America.

[jazz music continues]

Yeah, Jo. Go for it.

Can we shut the door, please?

The music is really distracting.

Mm-hmm.

-[girl giggles]

-[door closes]

I completely disagree with you.

[indistinct muttering]

The world just can't get enough of shoving

white boy stories down our throats

and labeling them

as American culture at its finest.

This is as bad as Catcher.

This is basically 1920s Woody Allen.

[exhales shakily]

"And I hope she'll be a fool.

That's the best thing

a girl can be in this world,

a beautiful little fool."

That's genius?

Who needs Fitzgerald's

twisted mansplaining?

And he's all about an American Dream

most people have never had access to,

and we're supposed to care and pretend

like we gain something from it.

And this is r*cist!

Jo, you OK?

[Joey] I'm sorry.

I don't know why I'm crying. [chuckles]

I hate this book.

OK.

I think that's a fair as*ault.

Does anyone wanna unpack Joey's comments?

[scoffs]

Yeah, it's r*cist,

but I actually wanna focus

on the structure.

Why does he choose to tell the story

through the point of view of Nick,

an unreliable narrator?

At some points,

he presents the events objectively,

and at other points, subjectively.

So, which Nick do we believe?

[Joey] I'm sorry,

can I go to the bathroom?

I'm sorry.

Uh Yeah, of course. Take the pass.

It's just us.

[sighs]

Thanks for helping me.

I can't f*cking sleep.

It's so bad.

Come here.

[Luke] Well

this sh*t'll make you even.

Here. You can swallow them.

You can crush 'em up and snort 'em,

which is better.

Hits you harder.

Will it make me feel psychotic, you think?

[Luke] f*ck no.

They're just gonna chill you out.

[Joey] OK.

[exhales sharply]

-[chuckles]

-[Luke] I gave you eight.

It should hold you over for a while.

[rustling]

[sighs]

[water runs]

[Joey exhales]

How much should I pay you?

Nothing.

If you need more, we'll talk about it.

We'll figure it out.

Look, stop stressing.

Everybody's been there.

[Sid] Inappropriate!

Stop being such a h*m*, bro.

Thanks, Lukey.

-She's still talking to you f*ck?

-Please.

She likes getting off

just as much as we do.

Where you headed?

Gonzales. Then lunch.

Catch you in the caf?

Nah, I'm stepping out.

Damn! Senior perks.

All right.

Be good, yo.

Now, hurry up and get your lazy a*s

out of that boot, Lukey.

-Need you for the pool.

-[counselor] Hey.

That's breathtaking.

Wow.

I mean, that b*mb imagery?

That was very effective.

-[Sid] It's not too much?

-No!

It's been in my head nonstop, so

Well, would it be helpful

to talk to someone?

It's not, like, real PTSD or anything.

No, Sid, I mean about your sexuality.

For what? I'm

I'm fine.

Ye I know. I mean, it's just a lot

to process on your own, right? So

I'm completely fine. Please don't.

I just need it to be edited and

[Gonzales] No, I don't think

it needs editing. It's there.

Are you 100% sure

that you wanna share this?

No. No, I don't want to at all.

Like you said,

how else am I gonna distinguish myself

from the 20,000 other Asian kids applying?

So, I need to.

[breathes shakily]

Look, I'm operating under the assumption

I can trust you.

-I know my parents reach out to you--

-Sid, we're good, OK?

I promise. I would never.

-OK.

-[Gonzales] OK.

So

So, can we just do it now?

[inhales, exhales deeply]

Uh, so, I put together an email

to Harvard admissions.

[taps keyboard]

And I'm just gonna attach your essay.

[clicks mouse]

You know, I'm gonna let you hit send. OK?

[clicks mouse]

[Gonzales] You should feel good, Sid.

Seriously.

-Want me to hang on to this?

-No, I'll take that.

-Thanks.

-You bet.

Um You know,

I'm always here if you wanna talk, or

Nope, I'm good.

-[heavy breathing]

-[boy] Is this good? Are you good?

[woman] Manager price check

at register seven, please.

-Manager price check.

-[gasping, chuckling]

-[door handle rattles]

-[gasps]

Nobody's gonna come in.

[heavy breathing]

I need to hear you say that you're OK.

Yeah, this is good.

[boy] Don't worry. I'll go easy.

-[boy sniffs]

-[belt buckle unbuckling]

[boy breathes heavily]

[breathing heavily]

What's your name?

I don't do that. [boy chuckles]

I need to know.

No, you don't, bro.

Do you want me to stop?

[Sid] No.

[boy exhales deeply]

[breathing shakily]

[gasping]

[moans lightly]

I deserve an earth-shattering,

full-body experience.

[girl] Hold, please.

Can you try it again?

And this time really find the bravery.

You're talking about

your right to pleasure.

Your right to understand your own desire.

You get what I'm saying?

[whispers] Meera.

What if she just tried to

[Meera] Yeah.

Yeah, go ahead, tell her.

Hi! I was just saying

if you could try to connect

to something in your own life, maybe?

Like, just really bring yourself to this.

I deserve an earth-shattering,

full-body experience.

[door opens]

I want the tickle.

I want

the expl*si*n.

I want to gasp for air.

I want to scream.

In movies

-[Meera] Do you need the line?

-It happens simultaneous--

simultaneously because they're in love

or they're just sexy and good at it.

My sister says I should stop waiting

and just

-explore on my own body.

-[snickers, coughs]

[Meera] Oh, are you auditioning, George?

Wanna tell me about female pleasure?

-f*ck yeah. I'm very knowledgeable.

-[Meera] Uh-huh. Sure you are. Bye, Geo.

Omar, can you make sure

no one comes in here

who isn't supposed to be auditioning?

Thanks, Leila, we're all good.

Meera, come on. It was my fault.

Meera, I agree, actually.

It was an unfair distraction.

-Maybe we should give her another chance.

-I'm actually all set. Thank you.

[rock music plays]

[snarling]

[grunting]

-[snarling continues]

-[Joey and George grunt]

[Leila] I let him touch my boobs.

[snarling]

[Leila] I sent him nudes.

[Joey whimpers]

I shaved my vag.

-[Joey whimpers]

-[both groan]

And you still don't get who I really am!

[dinging]

[rabbi] A queen!

[Leila] Rabbi?

[Joey squealing]

[snarling]

It would be so important for me

to be cast in this.

I mean, to me I mean.

Thank you.

[Omar] You were great.

I'm Omar, by the way.

I'll put in a good word.

Oh

[chuckles]

OK.

'Cause I'm actually better

than what I just did.

-[Omar chuckles]

-So

yeah. Thanks.

Yo, I'm really sorry.

I I didn't mean to throw you.

-[door opens]

-[George] She's pissed.

Do you know how to listen?

Stop your bullshit and leave.

You're an idiot.

I hate it.

[George] What are you on?

Don't

Don't be greedy. Share.

Let's go.

[in Creole]

Do not pull your hair out like that.

That's why your hair is so damaged.

-[The Cosby Show plays on TV]

-[mom laughs]

If you wore long sleeves

under your scrubs,

maybe you wouldn't bruise.

[Sabine exhales]

-Mummy.

-[mom] Hmm?

Don't forget to give Odette

her ear drops before bed.

Odie, Tristie, get your butts over here.

Say bye.

[Sabine] Hurry up!

[recording in English]

How much we know ourselves

is extremely important,

-but how we treat ourselves--

-[knocking on door]

[Odette] Dommo, I need to go!

[recording] I don't know about you,

knowing is much easier to me than feeling.

[in English] I need privacy now, Odie.

I'm doing my homework.

But I gotta go poop.

-And your pot is bubbling

-Oh sh*t.

and you told me to tell you when.

[mom chuckles]

[Dom in Creole] How can you watch

that show? He assaulted people.

[mom] They never proved that.

Lord, look at that house!

[man 1 on TV] At the disco?

Soul Train.

-[in English] You're done with this.

-No, I won't do it, I promise!

PJs, now.

[in Creole]

And yes, they did prove it, actually.

-[mom] Aye.

-[on TV] Son, I had the stuff.

I had a maroon suit.

[laughter on TV]

[mom chuckles]

-[man 1] Tell me more, man.

-[man 2] I was king of the dance floor.

Everybody would circle around me,

and they would chant.

-[phone rings]

-[man 1] Yeah.

Oh sh*t.

[man 1] Mom's the one who can dance, Dad.

f*ck.

[phone continues ringing]

Damn.

[man 2] What?

Boy, you better watch yourself.

[mom laughs] Aye, aye, aye.

[man 1]

You just don't know what I'm capable of.

[man 2] Oh yeah?

Hey!

[John] Yo, what's good?

-[door opens]

-Eh. Not much, you know?

My poop clogged the toilet,

and now there's brown stuff on the floor.

[mom laughs]

[man 1 on TV] What's so funny, huh?

Why are you laughing?

-[Odette] Poop soup all over the place.

-[boy] Is there any food?

[Odette]

I got poop soup coming out of my butt.

[in Creole] Where have you been?

[boy coughs]

Yo! What kind of pudding you cooking?

[laughs]

It's not pudding, you f*cking stupid.

It's my hair cream.

[urinating]

[sighs]

[gasps, winces]

-[breathes shakily]

-[door opens]

We're forced to listen to uneducated pigs

lecture us about security.

[boy 2] But they're clueless

about the leftist deep state

that actually threatens this country.

[boy 1] Bullshit socialist propaganda.

-You know what we're saying, bro?

-[toilet flushes]

Hey.

[Sid] Hey.

How's the progress?

Haven't heard from you. I saw Flora.

Yeah. That's

-I mean, we're, uh

-[George] Punjab!

-Yo, bro!

-I thought you would have hit me up.

Yeah, New Delhi, why didn't you call

or text like you promised?

-That the best you got, Geo?

-I'm actually finished.

-Handed it in yesterday.

-[Victor] Amazing.

Can I read it?

Bro, you're not gonna believe

whose liberated vag

Orlov is moving on

-right this second.

-I'm actually good, but thanks.

Your f*cking sister's, bro!

[indistinct chattering]

What's happening here?

Good f*ck' luck, bro.

-You got your hands full. [chuckles]

-What's that supposed to mean?

[Luke] Hustle up, boys.

Don't wanna miss the big show!

[Metta] We'll be implementing

new safety procedures

over the coming months.

And right now,

we'll discuss ways we can work

with the NYPD to stay vigilant.

Please welcome Officer Crisco

and Officer Valdez of the NYPD.

-[applause, cheering, whistling]

-[officer 1] In this day and age,

we need you to understand

your responsibility

-as citizens.

-Yo, sign this.

What the f*ck is that?

It's for my friend Nah, pass it down.

It's for my friend.

Got suspended as part

of this bullshit zero-tolerance policy.

Yo, I love people

who dog on zero tolerance.

They're the ones

who can't learn to control themselves.

[officer 1] You are your friends'

and classmates' first line of defense.

You are there to protect them

like they are there to protect you.

And the only way to do that

is to keep your eyes open

-and speak up when you notice a threat.

-[boy 1] I can't breathe!

[muttering, whistling]

[Metta] I expect respect, folks!

Let's take this seriously, please!

-Some people are so f*cking rude.

-Hm.

[officer 1] Well, here's the thing

-about people that put us at risk.

-[Joey groans]

[officer 1] They don't always look like

the sketchy dude on the subway.

They look like people you know.

After an act of violence,

-knowing how to spot potential danger

-Are you OK?

-is key.

-[boy 2] You're on crack, bro.

[officer 1] There's a reason

you always hear,

"He looked like a regular guy.

He seemed nice."

Be honest, you guys.

Do I look like a t*rror1st to you?

-[snickering]

-[officer 1] I'm not saying this

to scare you.

I'm saying this so you wake up.

[George] What's wrong, Jo?

-[chuckling] Nothing's wrong.

-[laughter]

[tense music plays]

[distorted laughter]

You know you wanna come.

[snickering]

[groans lightly]

-[boy 1] I can't breathe!

-[whistling]

[Metta] This is not the time

and place, people.

-Teachers, please settle your students!

-[boy chants] I can't breathe!

The recent terror attack

touched all of us.

-That is our focus for today.

-[indistinct muttering]

-Come on. Someone got to do it again.

-How these dudes gonna keep going?

[officer 2] Listen,

the Grand Army b*mber

dressed like a student,

wore a backpack like a student,

because all too recently he was a student.

-[jeering]

-[giggling]

[officer 1] Look, in order for us

to do our jobs,

we need you to do your job.

-We need to trust each other.

-Psst.

-[John] Yo.

-[officer 1] That's one of the reasons

-we're here today.

-[girl] You about to get haunted.

-[officer 1] Our door is always

-I know you hung up on me, like, twice,

but you wanna hang out later?

-[boy 2 shouts] For real.

-Um

-Say yes.

-[officer 1] fears about the bombing

Yeah, OK.

[officer 1] and about the current state

of security in your city.

I can't breathe!

-[students cheer, whistle]

-[giggles softly]

[Metta] That is enough!

-[boy 3] I can't breathe!

-[officer 1] We know.

[officer 1] We hear you.

[gasps]

[officer 1] This is

about keeping you safe,

about keeping you vigilant

and protecting your community.

-[Tim] Yo, you OK? I got you.

-[Anna] No. I got her.

-JoJo! I got her.

-[Joey] I'm gonna pass out.

-[officer 1] Everything OK?

-That's OK. Heads up here.

-[Joey groans]

-[officer 1] Let's give her a minute.

These are triggering conversations.

You all have experienced terror firsthand.

[girl in Mandarin]

She's an attention wh*re.

I don't wanna talk sh*t right now.

[girl] What?

Are you criticizing me?

No. This is just a serious thing.

This whole auditorium

is like a terror target

right now with us all in here

and you're

You both need to stop.

[officer 1]

to process all this with you

and talk you through

surviving this experience

[Joey sighs]

Your mom said she'd be here in 40 minutes.

It's been like 30, OK?

God, everything is so f*cked.

People get blown up outside our school,

and we have an assembly?

Look, I'm sorry if I've been a b*tch.

-Yes.

-Mm-mm.

Yes, dude.

I've been really selfish

-[sighs]

-about the whole situation, and

OK, honestly,

everything is totally chill, OK?

I just love you so much. [chuckles]

[Joey exhales sharply]

[knocking on door]

I wanted to make sure you're OK.

-Are your legs Are they still--

-No. No, I'm OK.

I'm OK. Thank you.

I got her. Don't worry.

[snickers]

OK, that was so sweet, but that was,

like, really f*cking random, right?

[giggles]

[Joey sighs]

[sniffles]

[indistinct chattering]

[exhales sharply]

-[footsteps approaching]

-[lock clicking]

Jayson.

-Mr. Williams, I wanted to check on Owen.

-[woman] Who is it?

-I've been trying to call and text, but--

-He doesn't have a phone

because he doesn't need to be having

any conversations with anyone.

I wanted to let him know

that people at school

were thinking about him.

Today I got 185 signatures.

I don't want my son's name associated

with any of your antics anymore.

No. It's for the hearing.

It's not like that.

Time for you to get home.

I don't wanna have to call your parents.

Wait. Wait. C Can I just

Can I just see him real quick?

Good night, Mr. Jackson.

He He's my best friend.

You been a good friend to my child?

-I had to do it.

-[chuckles]

My son, organizing all sorts of chaos.

-You should be proud of that.

-And the police just kept going?

I think it would have been

even more humiliating

-if they stopped.

-Oh, these times we're living in.

Luckily,

you will be 18 soon,

and you can get your a*s out and vote.

Hey, Dom's almost 18 too.

I started kindergarten late.

You play basketball too?

-Yeah, but just for fun. [chuckles]

-[mom] Hmm.

You know, I was the first in my family

to go to college too.

[John] I told her.

-Sorry.

-[mom] What are you sorry about?

[chuckles] That's the damn hustle, girl.

And the hustle is different for you and me

than it is for my son.

[chuckles]

And don't let him forget it.

Stay focused. You can do it.

-[mom chuckles]

-Ma

-don't lecture.

-[Dom laughs]

-I'm a professor, kid!

-[Dom giggles]

I can't help it.

All right.

I'm gonna have a shower.

She's really nice.

She's all right.

[laughs]

I'm really glad you came over.

I'm glad you invited me.

[chuckles]

What I believe in's

Got me looking up to you ♪

What I'm receiving ♪

Keeps me feeling like I do ♪

Oh yeah ♪

And so sweet ♪

Got me looking up

Got me looking up to you ♪

So sweet, babe ♪

Got me looking up to you ♪

But so sweet ♪

Got me looking up ♪

-Got me looking up to you ♪

-So sweet ♪

Got me looking up to you ♪

You know these times ♪

Can take you through so many changes ♪

[song fades]

[mom] We pay for the month and next,

but later,

because my daughter, she

-[in Creole] I lost my job!

-Why? What's wrong?

[mom in English] Yes, we late, but

She f*cking fell!

Odie, get off! You're gonna--

Please stop, Odie!

You're hurting me.

[Sabine winces, breathes heavily]

[in Creole] I was lifting him

out of the bath, and he slipped.

[sighs]

I told his daughter.

I said, "He's 91 years old!

He needs a seat in the tub!"

So, I pulled him toward me,

and he fell on me.

[kisses teeth]

He's OK, thank God.

[in English] Jesus.

[in Creole] But my back just exploded!

I pushed myself to get him up

and get through the end of my shift.

Then Mummy met me at the emergency room.

[winces]

I have

a ruptured disk!

-[mom] Mm-hmm.

-[Sabine in English] Thank you, baby boy.

[mom] Mm-hmm.

[Sabine] Dante, calm down, baby.

-I am.

-[mom] I understand.

No, no. We will have

[in Creole] I can't walk.

I might need surgery.

[sobs]

When I told that b*tch

I needed a little time off,

she fired me.

She's done paying me.

I got paid for half the month, that's it.

Mm. [chuckles]

Stop! You'll break your phone!

[in English] Odie, baby, please move.

Move, OK?

I know you're just trying to help--

-[mom in Creole] Take one of the pills.

-No. They're addictive. I told you that.

[Sabine sighs]

What did they say?

I don't know!

I think ten days. If we don't pay

[kisses teeth] Yap.

They'll take action if we're late.

[Dante] What does that mean?

-[in English] Can you speak English?

-Don't talk to--

[shrieks, winces]

[Sabine groans, breathes heavily]

[Dante kisses teeth]

Go in the other room

until you can stop acting crazy.

[TV plays in background]

[door opens, closes]

When can you start working again?

[in Creole] Maybe I can fill in for you?

[Sabine] How?

You're already working.

[in English] Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

[in Creole] Like a month

or two months or

If comedians had done their job properly

and made fun of the man

who abused his power,

then perhaps we might have had

a middle-aged woman

with an appropriate amount of experience

in the White House, instead,

as we do,

a man who openly admitted

to sexually assaulting

vulnerable young women

-because he could.

-[door opens]

-[Nina] I need your gray sports bra.

-[Joey groans] No, Nina.

[Nina] You're not even using it.

[Joey] Nina

Nina

[Joey groans]

[TV] Do you know what should be the target

-of our jokes at the moment

-No.

-Nina, stop.

-[TV] Our obsession with reputation.

-[Joey] Nina.

-What the f*ck is this?

[TV] We think reputation is more important

than anything else, including humanity.

And do you know who takes the mantle

of this myopic--

-[Joey] Wait!

-[Luke and George chuckle]

[heavy breathing]

[George] What's wrong?

Come on.

[chuckles]

sh*t, I'm tired.

f*ck this.

[Joey sobs]

-[TV] And comedians are not immune.

-[sniffles]

-They're all cut from the same cloth.

-[Rebecca] Hey.

-[Joey sobs]

-Donald Trump, Pablo Picasso

-Come on, baby.

-Harvey Weinstein

[Rebecca] What's going on?

-Woody Allen, Roman Polanski.

-[sobs]

These men are not exceptions.

They are the rule.

They r*ped me, Mom. [cries]

[TV] And the moral of our story is,

"We don't give a sh*t.

We don't give a f*ck

about women or children."

Who?

[TV] "We only care

about a man's reputation."

It was George. [sniffles]

-[TV] These men control our stories!

-[Rebecca] What?

-[Joey sobs]

-When?

[Joey] Last Saturday after we went

and saw that movie together.

[sobs, sniffles]

-Mom.

-[TV] f*ck reputation.

-Hindsight is a gift.

-[Rebecca] Are you sure?

[TV] Stop wasting my time!

-[Rebecca] Oh

-They pinned me down in the cab, Mom.

-[sobs] And Tim

-OK.

I'm humiliated.

-[Rebecca] OK, sweetheart.

-[sobs]

OK. OK.

[Joey sobs, sniffles]

Please don't tell Dad.

[Rebecca] No.

[TV] people in the room are going,

"Now, look,

I think she's lost control

of the tension."

[sobs]

[tapping keys]

[tense music plays]