01x02 - Darr ke aage kiss hai

[bunniefuu]

-Really?

-It's okay.

Even a slight drive would help.

Look at him.

Always on his phone.

Stop it,

or you'll break the keypad.

Adi

Anuj, look over there.

Anuj, look over there.

What?

Come on guys,

let them enjoy their private moment.

He's completely changed since

he got a girlfriend, Adi.

Anuj, you don't need to do this out

in the open.

My house is always available

for your private matter.

You can ask me for the keys anytime.

Disgusting!

Ritu and I don't do all this.

Really?

The thief has a burning hat.

Let me see.

Just a burning hat?

I can see a lot of things burning.

Stop troubling me, guys.

Bro why are you getting defensive?

We're only teasing you with your

own girlfriend.

Hang on a second,

you guys are a couple, right?

I haven't proposed as yet.

But you've shared a kiss, right?

Hmm?

Yes, of course.

Then don't overthink.

A kiss means you are

a girlfriend-boyfriend.

That's it.

-Right?

-Right.

See you tomorrow.

You in for tea?

Let's go, my treat.

Well,

it's because I slept late last night.

Why?

You were talking to someone

all night long?

Yes, I was.

Hi, Ritu.

-Hello.

-Thank you for the book.

No problem.

What book is this?

This one?

Angela Christine.

My favourite author.

Have you ever read her books?

I can barely read the course books.

They bore me to death.

This won't bore you.

It's a mystery book.

It keeps the mind active.

You like mystery books?

I love them.

I sometimes manage to guess

the m*rder*r beforehand.

Wow,

I've never even managed to catch

the thief in the "guess the thief" game.

Mystery books contain a lot of clues.

And I love to find clues.

Why?

Just like that.

You like it?

Thanks.

What are you staring at?

Your lipstick's shade is good.

It's not lipstick, it's lip balm

The one you had gifted me.

Right.

What happened?

You think I don't get the clues

that you've been dropping?

You got them?

Yes, I did.

Now that you know

I still want to hear you say it.

Ritu,

I want to kiss you.

Are you serious about me?

Yes.

Prove it then.

Prove?

Fine.

Whatever you want.

Score more marks than me in the

next math test at the Coaching class,

and we'll kiss.

Not math, Ritu. Please.

I'm scared of math.

But

beyond fear there's a kiss?

Fine.

Where are you going?

To prepare for the kiss.

Did he give up?

No, he took the challenge

very seriously.

He won't even reply to my texts

or phone calls anymore.

Anuj, you've got a call from Amit.

How many times in

a day does he call you?

We get along quite well, mummy.

And he always has his head

in books during class.

His friends?

Umair! Adi!

Anuj?

He isn't meeting them either.

So much hard work for one kiss.

Wow Ritu, I really like him.

Vineet?

-Hmm?

-Will you help me take a mock test?

Mock test for a mock test?

Have you lost it?

Please.

I'll treat you with ice cream.

Butterscotch and chocolate chip?

Done.

5,

6

Wrong. Zero, zero

Huh?

ZERO!

Write 6,

7,

-Are you checking it correctly?

5,

Only 49 out of 100?

Even my teachers

don't check so strictly.

Just let it be, bro.

It's not your cup of tea.

You don't understand the concept.

You are just writing

the formula everywhere,

that, too, the wrong ones!

Take this.

It's simple, bro.

Just flunk the test

if you haven't prepared.

It's not a big deal.

Tell your parents

the test was cancelled.

Simple.

All our mothers discuss everything.

My parents will know.

You've been studying for days.

I'm sure you'll get grace marks.

Grace marks won't do.

I need to top.

Top?

You want to top?

From the bottom, you mean?

I haven't kissed her!

If you call in sick before the test,

Ritu will think that

you worked hard for it,

but destiny has something

else in store for you.

Who knows you might

even get a pity kiss!

Note down my order, bro.

3 portions of vegetarian schezwan,

3 portions of Chinese bhel.

2 extra servings of schezwan chutney,

and 2 portions of manchurian.

What else do you suggest

for food poisoning?

Fine.

Let's go.

Make it fast.

I won't get anything more

serious than food poisoning, right?

Don't ask stupid questions!

We speak from experience.

Serious experience.

Dangerous one!

Are you guys sure?

I don't want you two

to fall ill because of you.

How could you, bro?!

Our friend's in love,

can't we even risk diarrhea for him?

No, not diarrhea.

If you had told us sooner,

we would've done this 3 days in a row.

Anyway, there is nothing to worry about.

Nandu Chinese offers the

best food poisoning in the world.

No competition.

Here it is.

Go for it.

Awesome.

Soldiers, this is no

ordinary attack on our bodies.

The volcano that'll erupt

in our guts due to this attack,

will help Anuj calm the volcano of love.

Ready get set, go! Attack!

Yeah?

Bro, the volcano

calmed down without an eruption.

Bro, all this junk food

has turned our guts into steel.

What's the state of your stomach, Anuj?

Same.

This was my last chance, guys.

I will never get that kiss.

No way!

I'll help you out.

I'll get chits.

You'll get the kiss.

Paper.

You still remember me?

No, come on.

You took the challenge too seriously.

I told you I am serious.

All the best.

Okay, students, you have 3 hours.

If you require extra sheets and thread,

they are on my table.

You may ask.

Also, no smartwatches, phones,

or scientific calculators are allowed.

If found,

you'll be thrown out of the class,

and that student will not

be allowed to give the exam.

Am I clear?

Best of luck.

And remember students,

God sees everything.

Because God is everywhere.

Start writing.

Ma'am, I'm not feeling well.

Can I please go to the washroom?

Okay, go quickly.

Dear Lord, Sara!

How many times have I told you guys

not to have Chinese from Nandu's

place right before your exams?!

Go! Go to the washroom!

Full paper gone.

Don't worry,

meet me in the staff

room during lunchtime.

You can rewrite the

test there in my presence.

Go.

Get up.

Go, wash yourself.

And send some help to clean this up.

Ritu

You've been here for the last 3 hours?

Don't you have to go home?

No "thank you",

no "oh wow, you stayed", nothing!

Come on.

You're in a hurry to send me home.

No,

I was just surprised.

Thank you for waiting.

It's been a long day, right?

Yes.

For you as well.

Lets take a stroll in

the park before heading home?

Sure.

Let's go.

Let's go.

By the way,

the look on your face

when that girl puked all

over your paper was priceless!

God sees everything, Ritu.

Why?

I was cheating,

and that's the reason

why this happened to me.

Then why didn't anything happen to me?

You were cheating?

But you're a topper.

People approach you

to clear their doubts.

Who did you copy from?

Copy?

I didn't copy anything.

I just cancelled

out some correct answers

when I saw your face.

So,

you too are serious about this kiss.

This is the first kiss of my life!

Of course, I'm serious.

So this will be your first kiss?

Yes.

You know how many types

of kisses there are?

How many?

There are plenty.

I've done my research.

French kiss, Butterfly kiss,

American kiss, Spiderman kiss.

Spiderman kiss?

Yes, the upside-down kiss?

I too was surprised.

What else do you know?

After we share a kiss

we will become a couple.

Which research book says that?

Who teaches you all this?

That's what everyone said.

Adi, Umair

And how many girlfriends have they had?

Not one.

How many do you want?

I just want you.

Stupid, you shouldn't believe

everything your friends say.

Wait a minute

So, we are a couple?

Ask me.

Ritu

Will you be my girlfriend?

Without sharing a kiss first?

Huh

One always gets grace marks

for the effort.

Let's go.

Can I borrow your mystery

book for a couple of days?

Why?

To leave some clues for me?

Maybe.