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01x01 - Cooking for Six

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Honest Renovations". Aired: August 18, 2023.*
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Renovating the homes of deserving families while having candid conversations about parenthood.

01x01 - Cooking for Six

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-I'm Jessica. -I'm Lizzy.

And this is

Yay!

[Jessica]

-[both chuckle] -Basically.

[Lizzy]

is parenting can be tough at

every stage of the game.

There's a lot of yelling, and

we've never been

like a yelling type of house.

[Jessica]

that you got this, you're, like,

"Yes, I got this today."

-[child exclaims] -Boom! You

don't.

-[baby crying] -Oh

[Lizzy]

[man] We started demolition--

-Before Emma came. -[man] Yeah.

-And then Emma came. -[both]

Ahhh

I feel defeated as a working

single mom.

I don't know who said babies

don't need a lot of space.

Your family grows.

-Your family changes. -That's

right.

[Jessica]

Inevitably, you're gonna hit a

breaking point.

Every day, I feel like I'm

failing.

[Wilson] It looks like a

junkyard.

It's an organizational thing,

too. Right.

Where things are, where we put

things.

-We could help with that.

-[Wilson] Right.

[Jessica]

can make a massive difference in

your parenting life.

[Jessica] These are all the

healthy snacks

we kind of put at the bottom.

What a cool little hack.

This is a mom hack.

You don't want to go in the

nursery

every time you change the baby.

With changing these homes,

-Welcome home. -[family gasps]

Oh, my gosh!

Thank you for seeing us.

What? Are you kidding me?

I'm gonna cry.

[woman 1]

[woman 2]

You needed to be celebrated.

[Elliana kissing baby]

-What are you doing? -Ready?

-[Elliana] Yeah. -[John] Yeah,

go!

[John chuckles]

[Elliana] Let's see a 360.

[Elliana] Whoo!

-I'm John Mielkus. -I'm Elliana

Mielkus.

And we live in Castaic,

California.

[John]

for about a year and a half.

[Elliana]

after moving in to our house.

Oh, the little bean.

Is that two in there?

Is that two in there?

No, it's not.

Nope.

[Elliana tearfully laughing]

We're having twins.

I think I need a drink.

That in a very tiny home doesn't

work.

-[John] Baby. -[Elliana] Baby.

[John] Do you remember how to

slide it in there?

-[Elliana] Uh-oh! -[John laughs]

The kids don't realize the space

is that small,

And it's definitely a struggle.

[Elliana]

We're all on top of each other.

[■■■]

-[Elliana makes chomping sound]

-[baby giggles]

[baby gurgling]

[Elliana] Someone's at the door.

-[John] Oh, hi! -Hi!

-[Lizzy] Hello! -Hi!

[Elliana] Say hi!

Oh, you're so in it right now.

[Rylie] Hi, I'm Rylie.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

-Hi, I'm Jessica. -[Tucker] Hi.

-Hi, Tucker. -Hi.

I'm Lizzy. Nice to meet you.

Hi, Levi.

[Elliana] And this is Dusty.

Oh, hi, Dusty.

[Lizzy] Hello!

Family's always been super

important to me.

I come from a huge family

and always wanted a huge family

and suckered this guy

So strong.

Do they have anything that tells

them apart?

-Like what is the? -He has

one little scar

on his right cheek-- it's been

-our little cheat sheet.

-[laughter]

The Mielkuses are the sweetest

little family.

-I mean -They're not very

little.

-They're not a little family.

-They're big.

-This is a big family. -Big

family.

-In a small space. -Yeah.

-Were they a surprise? -Yeah.

-[laughs] -[Elliana] One of them

was.

-[John] For me they were, yeah.

-One was a surprise.

We were going for one more, and

then, boom, twins hit.

-[John] And then twins.

-[Elliana] We got a two-fer.

-This is great though. -Yeah,

this is legit.

Took up the living room, but it

was totally worth it.

Well, yeah, so you don't have to

worry.

Question. Do you break this down

at night?

[Elliana]

-[Jessica]-[John]

[Elliana]

to the side just to give us a

little more room at the couch.

[Lizzy]

-[Elliana]

-[John]

[Lizzy]

So, is this the normal routine?

You taking care of the babies

while Dad's on big kid duty?

-[John] Yeah. -[Elliana] When

he's home.

Yeah, when he's home.

Being married to a firefighter

is really difficult.

It's hard to find that balance

between letting him rest and

trying to get him

to parent with me since he is

gone for so long.

And it gets really difficult

having to take on

the role of two as one.

What's your work schedule?

Usually, I work two days

and then have four days off, but

it's not always like that.

I have to work other days.

Like, I was just gone for four

days.

-[Lizzy] Wow. -I'm home for two,

and then I go back for another

four days.

-So, I'm gone. -[Lizzy] And when

he's gone,

you are managing single mom, all

the ones.

She's cooking, cleaning,

shuffling around with school

and other places that the kids

need to be.

-And it's a lot. -I have

firefighters

-in my family. -Same.

-And they are amazing cooks

-[Lizzy] Mm-hmm.

and they're gone for stretches

of time.

And are they sleeping through

the night yet?

-No. -Are the older two

helpful with the younger two?

Yes. I have a little second mom

over there.

-Hey, Rylie. -[Elliana] She's

fantastic.

Tucker and Rylie, come talk to

us.

Sit down, sit down, sit down.

What do you guys love to do most

in this space?

I like to play outside.

-Oh, you like to play outside?

-You like to play outside?

I like to go on my skateboard.

-You do? -Oh, you do?

In here, I like to do, like,

art.

[Tucker] Yeah, me, too.

It's gonna be a challenge.

Listen, you know, this is

a smaller space for four people,

or for six-- for six.

[gasps] Oh, my God, it's six of

them.

[Jessica]

that are appropriate for

everyone,

-[Lizzy]

What would you guys want out of

this space?

This is my favorite,

lighting a fire and just sitting

here

-and relaxing is like

-[Lizzy] Oh, I love that.

-Cozy fireplace. -[Elliana]

Second it gets cold,

-there's a fire on constantly.

-Okay.

I love that. Do you like how it

looks now

or are you open to switching it

up a little bit?

[Elliana]

So, you prefer the brick look.

And then what is the vibe?

Like, what's your aesthetic?

I don't know if we, like, truly

have an "aesthetic".

[Jessica] Do you like modern?

-Do you like mid-century?

-[Lizzy] Farmhouse?

[Elliana] I think it's more like

a rustic farmhouse.

-Yeah, for sure. That's -[all

agreeing]

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

-[Lizzy] Yes. Yes.

Yes. That, that.

[Jessica]

-[John]

[Elliana] It's prep space,

dinner space, homework space.

-Okay. -Family entertainment

space.

-[Elliana] Highchair space.

-[John] Yeah.

Highchair space, right.

What do you say that you guys

are needing the most?

Storage is our main thing.

A lot of the stuff ends up just

sitting on the counter.

Nothing really has a home.

-[Lizzy] I see, I see.

-[Jessica] Okay.

Let's take a look in the

kitchen.

[Elliana]

[Lizzy]

Yeah, I used to cook a lot.

[John]

-[Lizzy and

Jessica]

-There is really no storage.

-[John] No.

It used to be, when I had a

place to cook,

or there was room to cook,

that was kind of my de-stressor.

we haven't had a real kitchen to

cook in.

Whoo. I had him.

-[John] Losing babies.

-[laughter]

-I was, like Mmm. -[John]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[laughter]

Okay, so from what we

understand,

John likes to cook. You like to

bake.

I do. I love to bake.

That's, like, my release.

So, is this your prep station

over here for all your baking?

-[Elliana]

-[Lizzy]

I use it for all of our bills

and schoolwork for the little

one.

-Do they stand up and use it?

-We have a chair,

or we'll grab one of the stools

that we'll throw over here.

-We've made it work. -Looks like

you've made

-a lot work in this space.

-Yeah.

[Lizzy] I mean, honestly, it's

pretty remarkable.

[■■■]

Is there any way for us to see

this magnificent outside space

that Rylie and Tucker love to

use?

-[Rylie] Yes. -Yes?

All right. So, this is the

backyard.

What? What happened?

[Lizzy] What happened?

[■■■]

All right. So, this is the

backyard.

What? What happened?

-[John laughs] -[Lizzy] What

happened?

[Jessica] What was it?

This was completely enclosed.

-So, this patio-- -Oh, this was

enclosed.

This was completely enclosed

when we bought the house.

[Jessica] Oh, no way.

[John] And it was not in good

shape.

[Lizzy] Okay. I see what you did

there.

-[John] Yeah. -I see what you

did there.

-[John] Yeah. -[Jessica] Okay.

And you're definitely looking

for an open or open feel, right?

[John] Yes. Yeah. We didn't want

it completely--

We didn't wanna enclose it the

way it was.

So, your dogs can't come back

here.

-[John] Nope. -[Elliana] No.

Your children can't come back

here.

-[John] Nope. -[Elliana]

Definitely not.

Windows, doors, wood, all the

things are out there.

-All here, wow. -[John] Yes.

Okay.

[■■■]

Wait, wait, wait, over there in

the corner

[Lizzy laughs] Oh!

there's a-- there's a

succulent in a toilet.

[John] That was a joke.

[Lizzy] I gotta go take a look

at this.

[John] I thought it was funny.

[Lizzy] I gotta see this little

up close and personal.

[Jessica] Whoa, you filled it

with rocks and everything.

-Oh, yeah. -[Lizzy] You went all

in

on the creativity here.

One of the most sustainable

things

-you can do -You tell 'em,

Jess.

when you're renovating any

space

Let 'em know.

is to upcycle.

-That's right. -Reuse.

Yes.

That's fascinating. That's

absolutely fascinating.

[Jessica]

-But they had, like -I just

think that the dad

-that wild -got in over

his head.

-situation. -[Lizzy] And they

couldn't.

They couldn't get themselves

out.

-It's very artistic. -That's

very creative.

[Lizzy] You could sell those.

Like when you're in too deep,

and you're just, like,

"I can't quite" Like that?

-All that. -Okay.

-[both laughing] -What she said.

If you could envision your space

to be anything out here, what

would it be?

Definitely functional for the

kids and the family.

And then I would love to be able

to have an outdoor space

where I could cook and do stuff

out here, too.

-[Lizzy] Mm-hmm. -That way the

kids could play.

We could have people over and

actually be happy

to have people in our backyard.

-Entertain. -You want to

entertain?

-[John] Yes. -[Elliana] And then

I always

wanted to put, like, a little

playground or something

-over there for the kids.

-[whispers] Yes, I agree.

[overlapping hushed conversation

to the baby]

[Elliana] You want to go see

'em?

-Hi. -You want to go say hi?

-Can we? Can I? Can we?

-[Jessica] Hi.

Oh, my goodness, hello!

[Lizzy]

You were afraid of holding-- You

don't really like babies.

You know what it is? No, I love

babies.

You don't really like babies.

No, are you kidding--

[Lizzy]

[Jessica]

[Lizzy]

I think they can sense my

nervousness.

He's, like, "I'm done." I feel

it. I feel it.

I know, he got nervous. I got

nervous.

[both babble baby noises]

[Jessica] So, I feel like we

have a pretty good idea.

-Clear her out. -Let's do this.

-[Lizzy exclaims] -I'm excited.

I'm excited, too. It's gonna be

so good.

[Lizzy] It's gonna be so much

fun.

Elliana obviously is holding

down the home

while he's away working all

week,

I feel like we are gonna change

her life for the better.

-I agree. -I mean, just like

making

the space work for her and the

kids.

[Jessica]

[John] This is insane.

It's amazing.

The Mielkus family, so this is

our big family.

They are a family of six.

[Jessica] So, I think we need to

figure out

how to give them storage, usable

space.

[Jessica]

And the

It would also really be nice

to try and separate these

spaces.

Not necessarily a wall, but

definitely give,

like this is the kitchen, and

this is the living room.

-Right. -So, let's take out

[Lizzy]

Just inside their home is about

1,000 square feet.

Outside is 800 square feet.

[Lizzy]

[Jessica]

You're gonna make Tucker so mad.

No. He gets a whole playset.

The babies aren't gonna play on

the play--

-You're gonna make Tucker mad.

-That's not true.

Tucker's gonna bring that smoke

on you.

-No, he isn't. -Daddy gonna have

to put it out.

His dad's gonna put out that

smoke on you.

Fine. It'll be for both of them.

-[drill whirrs] -Whoa! Jesus!

[Lizzy] Sorry, got it.

-[drill jamming] -[Lizzy] No.

[Jessica] You're not doing it

right.

Better just calm down,

calm down before I strip this

thing.

-[Lizzy] Hold on. -Were you

going the wrong way?

-[Tinku] There you go. -Got it.

Basics. You're going in at the

angle.

Hold on, your drill-- The drill

is--

Straight ahead, not an angle.

-[Lizzy] Shh. -[drill whirrs]

This family really connects in

the kitchen,

but they need a completely new

layout.

The cabinets are in really great

shape,

so we're gonna re-purpose them

for the outside kitchen.

[Lizzy] Hold on, hold on one

second.

-It's right here. -[Jessica

laughing]

We're really close. Hold on.

-Here's how not to drill ever.

-Is that one out already?

-[laughs] Hold on. -[drill

whirrs]

-Got it, got it. -[Jessica] Ugh.

We are going to try and figure

out how we can reuse,

-and whatever we -[blows

raspberry]

And whatever we can't reuse or

upcycle, um

-We're gonna donate. -Habitat

for Humanity.

That's right.

Just taking things out of the

wall.

Don't worry about it, guys.

-[drill whirrs] -[screw

clatters]

'Cause that's how you do it.

[Lizzy] You're such a

Look what I did.

[grunts]

-I'm not saying anything. -No,

don't say anything.

[Tinku] Whatever.

[■■■]

[Lizzy] All right, so this is

what

it would look like if it were

outside.

-Say this is a sink. -Mm-hmm.

[Lizzy] Because this is the

water source.

-So, this will be sink. -This is

going to be the sink.

[Jessica]

Then we can reuse the slab, and

this can really be a bar.

The Mielkus family outgrew their

house

the second those twins were

born.

So, our design goal is to get

creative

and find a fun way to give them

more living space.

[Jessica]

The home is really adorable.

-It is. -And it is a nice

layout.

So, we are instead

going to leverage the huge

backyard

Wow, this is a lot different

from how

-we saw it the last time. -Yeah.

This is wild.

So, the last time we saw this,

it was just nothing but debris.

So, this is great.

I mean, we have a great space

here to work with.

Yeah. Jeff, we are really,

um, grateful that you are here.

-Yes. -Sure.

I think it will be like a wow

transformation.

Oh, yeah, night and day.

[Lizzy]

is our go-to guy for all things

turf.

It's easy to maintain.

You don't have to water it.

It instantly gives you

a boost of beauty in your yard.

And it's honestly one of our

most favorite ways

to upgrade an outdoor space.

[Jessica] The space will just

feel cleaner, more livable.

-[Jeff] That's the thing. -More

child friendly.

Basically, gonna feel like a

bigger space

-than it has ever been. -A way

bigger space.

-[Lizzy] Yes, huge. -You know, I

had turf

at my house, and I put it over

cement.

And it made such a big

difference

for my kids and for me.

I was pregnant, so I was

slipping

on the tile when it gets wet.

-[Jeff] That's not good.

-[Lizzy] Yeah.

And it's not good. So, it made

my yard

-just feel more friendly and

-[Lizzy] Usable.

usable, and you know, people

can just sort of lay out

and have, like, a picnic

anywhere, basically.

[Lizzy] So, all of this is gonna

be turf.

-[Jeff] Right. -[Jessica] Then

we were thinking

of putting, like, a little swing

set

-because they have little twins.

-[Lizzy] Small children.

-And they have big dogs. -Right.

-And they have four kids. -It's

a lot happening

-at this house. -It's a lot.

Yeah.

[Jeff] For sure. And then, yeah,

we turf

right up to it. This will all be

the same thing.

Just usable space for them to

deal with and enjoy.

And it's gonna feel like such a

different yard

when they're all done.

-[Lizzy] Agree, agree. -[Jeff]

Absolutely.

-[Jessica] Great. -It will be

fantastic

-for all of them. -It's gonna be

awesome for them.

[■■■]

All right, here we go.

So, we are gonna check out this

wallpaper.

And we know for sure that we

want this wallpaper.

-Do we know for sure? -We don't

know for sure.

-No, we don't know for sure.

-But we kind of know

for sure that we want it on this

wall.

Do we know for sure?

[Jessica] We basically know for

sure.

The way that you can take

neutrals to another level

so you're not just in a totally

bland and boring space

is you can bring in patterns

that complement and are neutral.

You can bring in texture with

like shiplap.

[Lizzy] Mm-hmm. Right.

But it's not so boring, like,

just a white wall.

Can we just talk through, just

quickly,

about where this wallpaper is

going?

[Jessica] Just see. It looks

really good here.

-You have so many. -I feel like

we need

to tie it into the room.

Just make the whole room this

wallpaper?

Maybe not the whole room, but

maybe we do over there.

Because we're gonna have that

little,

like, bench seating thing.

I like that, kind of help tie in

the kitchen,

kind of, like, the eating area.

-[Lizzy] So -[Jessica] But I

don't know

if this wallpaper works with the

cabinets.

Well, hold on. We have them. Let

me get 'em.

I think the wallpaper was so

important for us

because we really wanted to tie

the spaces together.

[Lizzy]

[Lizzy] Do not cut my fingers or

the cabinet.

-Why would I cut your fingers?

-That is just you.

Wait, how do you open it?

-[Lizzy] O.M.G. -[Tinku] It's

gonna go that way.

Well Oops.

[Lizzy] Give me that damn thing.

[Lizzy] I think it really leads

into that farmhouse vibe

-that we're going for.

-[Jessica] Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Literally, literally, didn't I

just say?

Literally.

She didn't cut it with the

box opener, though, at least.

[Lizzy] She just wants to break

everything.

[Jessica] I didn't mean to, but

that works.

-[Lizzy] That's very pretty.

-[Tinku] At least you know

-they're durable. -It's so

pretty.

[Lizzy] So, first rule of

wallpaper.

[Jessica] Tell us, Lizzy, since

you're the DIY queen.

[Lizzy] First, you wanna lay it

out

super, super flat.

Wha-- Nope, that's not it.

Okay, she's ruining it, guys.

She's ruining it. Hold on.

-How am I ruining it? -You are.

[Lizzy] Get to the edge, too.

I feel like when we go down,

we're gonna go to the edge.

-No, it's okay. -It's gonna

squeeze it all

-to the edge. -It's okay. It's

all good.

Make sure you get it really nice

and gushy.

I know, but our fingers are

gonna be on the edge.

-That's okay. -No.

-Just get real nice and gushy.

-I have a process.

Why don't you help me do this?

I'm literally helping you on

this end, trust me.

[Tinku] I'll hold this if you

want to show her

-how it's done. -Here, you get

that side.

Wait, don't put it all the way

to the end.

[Tinku] You're so aggressive the

way that you're

-[Lizzy] In life. Life.

-doing this. Yeah.

-[Tinku] All right. -Life is

aggression for her.

-All right, we're done. -Great.

[Jessica] I'm scared.

-[Lizzy] Go closer. -[Jessica

grunts]

-[Jessica] I feel scared.

-[Lizzy] Okay

-Someone hold me. Lizzy!

-[Tinku] I got the wallpaper.

-[Lizzy] I'm holding. -[Jessica]

On me!

You're-- Literally, your butt is

in my face.

[Jessica] I'm scared.

-Lizzy! -[Tinku] I got the

wallpaper.

-[Lizzy] I'm holding. -[Jessica]

On me!

You're-- Literally, your butt is

in my face.

[Jessica] I'm scared.

[Lizzy] Why are you so high?

[Jessica] Well, because the

lines.

See, see my technique?

You go down the middle and then

you push it to the side.

[Tinku] It actually looks pretty

good.

My technique works.

[Lizzy] Jess, see, you should

have

put it on the sides though,

because the sides are not

sticking.

Even with your technique of

pushing it out,

there's still lapse.

-Why? You're annoying. -Heh.

[Lizzy] I'm not doing wallpaper

with you anymore.

Well, you put it all the way to

the end on the bottom.

-[Lizzy] Jessica -[Jessica]

And is it sticking

any better for you?

[Lizzy] Do you think that I am

not, Jessica Marie?

This is ridiculous.

Let me tell you all something

about Jessica Marie, okay?

That's when you know I'm not

playing anymore.

The play has gone.

[Lizzy] Mine looks great down

here.

Just FYI.

Oh, my God.

-What are you talking about?

-[Lizzy] Oh, my God.

[Lizzy] You know what? I'm done.

I'm done. I quit you.

How was I supposed to know that

was gonna happen?

Next time you got lower.

You made me get on the ladder.

Next time, I got upper.

I didn't even wanna be up here.

You can take the lower.

-I got upper. -I have a fear of

heights.

I'm done. I'm done.

[Lizzy] Just so we're clear,

wallpaper loses friendships.

I'm not appreciated here.

I'm done. I'm done with you

guys.

[Tinku] It actually looks

decent.

[Lizzy] Thanks, guys. This is

great.

-Love this. -We still need the

shiplap.

-Don't worry. -[Jessica and

Lizzy] Go team.

[■■■]

Hello!

-[Rylie] Hi. -[Elliana] Hello.

Hugs please. How are you?

-Good. -How are you?

[Lizzy] Oh, over-- Over under,

over under.

Elliana is a superwoman

juggling four kids, two of whom

are babies.

But when Dad's at work, Rylie,

her oldest,

likes to step up and help in the

kitchen.

[Lizzy]

What's so great about this,

Rylie, is that

this is a really easy recipe for

you to help out Mom.

And we know how much you guys

love pizzas.

-We do love our pizzas. -[Lizzy]

You love pizzas.

We have pita pizzas, and so we

have little pitas.

And then you can make them

savory

with toppings like BBQ sauce or

marinara,

alfredo and all the savory

toppings.

We also have hazelnut spread,

and you can do that with

strawberries

or marshmallows or chocolate

chips,

but that's more like dessert.

I can do that for breakfast.

-You -[Elliana gasps]

I like the breakfast pizza idea.

What? Okay. All right.

So, we'll do a breakfast and a

dinner.

How about that?

What's your, like, biggest hope

for the house?

An organized place for my kids.

-[Lizzy] Yeah. -[Elliana] I

mean, my poor son,

I found a letter that he wrote

one day.

And it said, "I just want my

house clean and organized."

-No. -And I was, like, "Oh."

-No, really? -Yeah.

Wow.

Listen, I think that's pretty

doable.

I thought you were gonna say

something crazy.

-[laughs] -Oh! Oh, little bam.

Look at you with a little flare.

I love it.

[■■■]

It's always nice for when kids

are of a certain age,

to be able to help out around

the house,

As soon as Nima can learn how to

wash clothes,

that will be the happiest day of

my life.

[Lizzy] Oh, that looks so good.

-Pizza cheers? -[laughter]

It's good pizza.

Is this something you think you

can do

-easy at home by yourself?

-Mm-hmm.

If I have the ingredients, I can

do it.

All right, staples

-in the house, here on out. -I

love it!

-You heard it here first. -Yes.

You heard it here first.

[■■■]

-Don't move. -[Tinku] I'm

holding it.

-Don't move. -[Tinku] Okay.

-You're not-- You moved.

-[Tinku] Okay.

[drill whirring, stamping]

[Tinku] Generally, you want them

to be on the same level.

[Lizzy laughs] Shut up.

[Tinku] I mean, you don't have

to.

[Lizzy] I thought they were.

I feel like this is gonna be her

space.

John's is gonna be outside

doing his barbecue and flipping

his burgers.

-It's like his and hers. -Yeah.

-It's like having two kitchens.

-Oh, my God.

I swear, we are literally saving

relationships over here.

This should be, like, a

relationship show.

[■■■]

Wait, I have a question.

I have an answer.

-I mean, farmhouse is shiplap.

-Yes.

So, and we're gonna put shiplap.

-We agreed. -Yeah, we did.

-On the fireplace. -Yes.

[Jessica]

-I think the shiplap -She

loves it.

is gonna take that space to

another level.

[exclaims] This is great, Vanna.

Keep going, please.

[instrumental flourish playing]

Wow. I'm done here.

[Jessica] Okay. Shiplap time,

nail g*n time.

How do you just appear with a

tea?

-Put your [bleep] tea down. -No,

because I get scared

with the nail g*n, and you love

sh**ting things.

[Tinku] So, if her hands

have something in them already,

she can't help.

[Lizzy] Where did the tea come

from, it just appeared?

-[spell dings] -[Jessica

vocalizes]

-[Tinku]-Tea!

-[Tinku] Yeah. -Where does this

go?

-Hi, Tinku. -[Tinku] Hey.

Tinku, we're doing shiplap.

Okay.

Wait, what are you putting up

there?

[Tinku] Here, what we're gonna

do is,

we're gonna put it there, put

the drywall to it,

so it's a cleaner edge.

-[both] Great. -So, yeah.

And will you be able to match

the ceiling texture?

Yeah. It's like an orange peel

texture.

So, yeah, we'll be able to do

the same thing.

Oh, that's called orange peel.

Okay.

Yeah. There's different-- This

is nothing too complicated.

I'm glad it's not the popcorn

stuff.

-Yeah. -That's stuff hurts my

soul.

[Tinku] The nice thing about

that is, it comes right off.

Oh, it hurts your soul.

Yeah, it does. My soul starts to

cry.

Like, loudly or

-Very loud. -Is it?

It goes like this. [makes small

noise]

That was very silent.

-[Tinku] Wait, one more time.

-Okay, one more.

-Um, no. -[Lizzy giggles]

[Lizzy] Should I go on this

side?

-[Tinku] Yeah, why not. -Or

should I go on this side?

-Both are fine because both--

-[Jessica] Oh, dear.

No, it's going to go into the

nail.

It's gonna go into the nail.

Is there a nail?

[Lizzy] Should I go in the

middle?

No, it's gonna go into a nail.

I don't understand what you're

saying.

-The nails are on each side. -If

you put a nail into a nail--

[Lizzy] They're on each side.

What are you talking about?

-Wait. How do you know? -[Lizzy]

So, here

There's no nail, there's no nail

on this side.

-[Jessica] Yes, yes, there is.

-[Lizzy] No, there isn't.

Oh, dear.

-[nail g*n fires] -[Jessica] Oh,

[bleeps]!

-[Jessica] Is there a nail?

-[Lizzy] No.

[Jessica] Well, I just want to

make sure

that you don't put a nail into a

nail.

I care about your eyes.

[Lizzy] Do you? Do you really?

Oh, dear.

-[nail g*n fires] -[Jessica] Oh,

[bleeps]!

I love a good nail g*n moment.

I know, yes, you do.

With the shiplap, it's so

refreshing.

-[Jessica] Mm-hmm. -It was so

relaxing.

It felt empowering.

-Oh, Jesus. -[nail g*n firing]

[nail g*n fires twice]

-[Lizzy] Tinku didn't--

-[Jessica] He's fine with this.

He didn't flinch because he

trusts me.

-I don't know why. -At least one

person does.

You were freaking out when I was

using the nail g*n,

but somehow when you're using

the nail g*n, it's not scary.

-Excuse me, Jessica Marie.

-What?

When you use the nail g*n, you

literally cover your eyes,

and you turn away and sh**t.

[nail g*n firing]

I don't cover my eyes. I--

-You close them. -I close my

eyes.

-There's a difference. -There's

no difference!

[nail g*n fires]

[nail g*n fires]

-[Tinku] Not bad. -Perfect.

This is gonna be really cool

though.

[Lizzy]

But we've hit a serious problem.

A pipe burst in their yard.

[Lizzy]

So, I'm gonna meet Tinku at the

house in the morning

just to see how bad it really

is.

[jackhammer rattling]

[■■■]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

-[Lizzy] Wow. -[Tinku] Yeah.

So, the old cast iron pipe

broke.

So, we ended up repairing it.

And so, now, it's nice and new,

and so we're in good shape.

You know, owning a home

isn't always fun and sexy like

it comes across.

Sometimes when things come up

broken or needs repairing,

it can get expensive and a

little overwhelming.

This time, I'm just happy that

it was on us

and not the Mielkuses because

the last thing

they needed was more surprises,

especially after those surprise

twins.

-Well, I'm glad we got it done.

-[Tinku] Yeah.

[Lizzy]

I've asked the Mielkuses to meet

me at the house

so I can update them on what's

going on.

[■■■]

-[Lizzy] Hey, hello! -[Elliana]

Hello!

-Elliana, it's good to see you.

-[Elliana] So good to see you.

-John, so good to see you.

-[John] Good to see you.

[Lizzy] It's almost time.

Honestly, I have butterflies.

I can't wait for you to see the

space

and the transformation that has

occurred.

Don't look behind me at all, at

anything.

I don't want you to know not one

little bit.

But I wanted to talk to you

really quickly

because while we were here, a

pipe burst,

which was something that we had

to deal with

and you guys had to deal with.

for the Mielkuses or any family.

A $5,000 issue can set you back

really fast.

You're adding to your home,

and then all of a sudden, you're

set back

with something broken or needing

to be fixed.

When that happens, it's jarring,

and it's alarming.

It doesn't feel great,

especially when it's not

something small.

-Yeah. -When it's the big things

-like pipe bursting, you know.

-Very defeating.

When that happens, insurance has

to kick in.

-I hope we're covered

-[Lizzy] Yeah, of course.

in case there are-- Anything,

unexpected things that happen

again.

You know that with the value of

your house,

with this renovation, everything

goes up.

People usually think about their

home's market value,

not the cost to replace or

repair things.

We just want to make sure that

you guys are all set

with insurance for the house.

Anything that does come up, it's

really important to have.

And also, speaking of life

insurance,

I mean, life insurance is also a

big thing, too.

Huge thing.

When I became a new mom,

everyone told me,

they were, like, "Girl, you

gotta make sure

you have life insurance because

now you have kids,"

and it just changes the game.

And whether you're working

outside of the house,

whether you're inside the house,

and you're still working.

-[Elliana] Right. -'Cause

stay-at home moms

still work their butt off.

It's just "just in case",

right, to protect everything

that happens

and protect these new bundles

that we have of joy.

Especially with his line of

work.

Especially in the field of

firefighting.

-Are you kidding? Yes. -[John]

Yeah.

It's so important to consider

both for the future.

[John] Right. Very important.

We have one more surprise for

you.

Because our partners at Amica

Insurance

are all about care and empathy,

they're donating $10,000 for you

guys to use

towards anything you might need

post renovation.

-Oh, my gosh. Heh. -That's so

cool.

That's so awesome.

[Lizzy] Amica is all about care

and empathy.

And they know what it feels like

to be homeowners with things

that occur.

[John] That is awesome. -Thank

you.

[Elliana] Oh, my gosh.

That's an amazing gift.

[John] It is really.

-[Elliana] Oh, my gosh. -It's so

cool.

[Lizzy] Listen, I mean, this is

just the beginning.

-We're not finished yet. -[John

chuckles]

The next time I see you guys,

you get to actually walk through

that door.

-Oh, my God. -Okay?

-[Elliana] Yeah. -All right.

-[Lizzy] I'll see you guys soon.

-Oh, my gosh, I'm so excited.

-Go, go back to your kids, go.

-[John] All right. Wow.

[Lizzy] Okay

[Jessica] So, the Mielkus

family.

[Lizzy] That's right.

[■■■]

Mom needs a handsfree bag

moment.

-Wipes. -Wipes.

-Yeah. -Some towels.

-Yes -The lotion.

[Lizzy] Yes.

I think with like four kids,

you need a lot of hand

sanitizer.

[laughter]

-[Lizzy] Okay. -All right. Let's

do this.

Let's figure out how to make

this pretty.

We'll make it pretty.

Love this, and it matches my

green.

[Lizzy] A little bit.

Ahhh!

She gets to actually do her

bills sitting down.

Who are you?

-This is life changing! -This is

life changing.

-She will be very surprised.

-This is so dope!

-[Lizzy] This is so cool. -I'm

so into us.

I think we're going to, kind of,

blow their minds a little bit.

Remember when you were afraid to

hold the babies?

[Lizzy] Oh, my God, I was so

nervous.

It was weird.

Other people's babies, I get a

little nervous.

-Why? -Because there's

just so much liability.

What? You just hold on.

Don't drop it.

Have you ever dropped your kid?

Yes.

Not as a baby, though.

Like when they get older,

sometimes they slip.

No judgment. Don't judge me.

[Jessica] Who installed this?

Lizzy?

We need to make this higher,

Lizzy.

Come on, get on the other side.

Lizzy, what are you doing?

[Lizzy] Calm it down, sister.

[Jessica] Slightly better.

[■■■]

[Jessica] Oh, my God, the play

set!

-Oh, my God! -[Lizzy] Go.

-[Jessica grunts] -[Lizzy] Hey.

Oh, that was fast.

Wait, was this from my shoe?

[Lizzy] See, messing it up

already.

-[Jessica] I know, I really did.

-We can't take you anywhere.

CedarWorks came through with

this one, didn't they?

[Jessica] Yeah. I freaking love

CedarWorks.

Look, Jess, there's a pole.

It's right up your alley.

It's right up your alley.

[■■■]

[Elliana]

to be back in my own house.

I'm so happy you trust me so

much more than anyone else.

[Jessica] Lizzy, how slow are

you?

[Lizzy] I am being careful with

my subject.

It's been weeks and weeks

and weeks of sitting here going,

"Okay, what do you think they're

doing?

And I don't know how to feel.

Are you guys ready?

[Elliana] Oh, my God. My heart

is racing.

Oh, my God, my heart is racing.

Turn around, open the door.

-[John] Open the door.

-[Jessica] Ready?

[Jessica] Go ahead.

[Jessica] Welcome home.

[John]

Are you guys ready?

[Elliana] Oh, my God. My heart

is racing.

I don't know why I'm so--

I'm, like, I'm so stressed out

right now.

I'm so excited.

Oh, my God, my heart is racing.

-[John] Thank you, thank you.

-Turn around, open the door.

-[John] Open the door.

-[Jessica] Ready?

Go ahead.

[Jessica] Welcome home.

-Oh, my -[Jessica] Go ahead,

go.

[■■■]

[John exclaims]

Oh, my gosh.

-[whispers] Oh, she's crying.

-[John] Wow.

[Elliana] This is not our house.

[John] I know. Where are we?

[Jessica] So, what do you think?

-[John] I'm speechless.

-[Elliana] Oh, my God.

-[John] I'm blown away.

-[laughter]

[■■■]

[John]

[Elliana] This literally

couldn't be

-any more perfect. -[John]

Gosh.

[Elliana] I couldn't have even

dreamt this.

[John] No. Oh, my gosh.

We wanted you to be able to have

a space

where you had, like, a real

desk.

But we know that the space is

small in here,

so we wanted you to have the

storage underneath.

We didn't want you to pay the

bills

-Standing up! -standing up

anymore.

[Jessica] The ability to be able

to, like, tuck it away.

[John] Look at how functional, I

mean,

for the kids and the space and

the

And then for the kids, they can

do homework on this side.

And then that way, your dining

table

can be a whole breakfast nook.

[■■■]

Can be for, like, family meals,

and there's storage underneath.

[Lizzy]

[Lizzy]

multiple surfaces to do several

different things.

Yeah. And we wanted to give you

this island to do your baking,

have storage.

[Elliana]

across the kitchen for a

countertop.

[John]

This is amazing.

-Storage for days. -Absolutely.

Storage for days! We have so

many drawers.

[Jessica] Yeah.

We had ideas of what we wanted

to do.

-And this is way better. -Yeah.

[Elliana]

[Jessica]

[Elliana] This is beyond

perfect.

[John] Can I give hugs to you

guys?

[Lizzy] Did we nail it? Did we

nail it?

You guys beyond nailed it.

I would have never have dreamed

of doing that.

-No amount of Pinterest boards

-Right.

-could have made that. -[laughs]

[Jessica] We have one more

surprise for you guys,

and you have to go all the way

outside.

-[Lizzy] Open the door.

-[Elliana gasps]

[■■■]

-[John] Oh -[Elliana

exclaims]

[John] Oh, wow, this is amazing.

Babe, you got a pizza oven.

[■■■]

[John]

I can't wait to have people over

here.

[John] This is amazing.

[Elliana] We have an island

outside, too.

We went from no island

-to two islands. -[John] To two

islands.

Remember the cabinets in your

house?

-[Lizzy]

-[Elliana]

[Jessica]

-Do you remember the countertop?

-[Elliana] Oh, my gosh.

-I didn't even recognize it.

-[Jessica]

-[Elliana] That's right. -We

reused it.

We really wanted to make sure

that we kept

a little piece of the inside of

your home

-and use it outside. -And

brought it outside.

[John] That is so neat.

[Elliana] I'm going to pay bills

out here just for fun.

[laughter]

[■■■]

-[Jessica] Isn't it sweet?

-[Elliana] Oh, my gosh.

[Lizzy]

[Jessica] This is turf. So, you

don't have to water it, eco.

It's really easy to clean, and

there's a fire pole.

-That was just -You'll have

to teach them

-all how to use it. -[John]

That's awesome.

Yeah, yeah.

So now, while you guys are

entertaining

and the kids, and they can still

play.

They can still have their little

space over there to eat.

And then we have one more little

surprise over on the other side.

We worked with Tuff Shed

to create the ultimate kid

clubhouse.

[Elliana] They're gonna wanna

-sleep out here. -[John] Oh, my

gosh.

[Jessica] They could totally

sleep out here.

-[John] Oh, wow. -[Elliana] Oh,

my God.

[Jessica] Isn't it so fun?

-How cool is that? -[John] That

is so cool.

It's all Tucker wanted, to have

a spot.

[John] He's not gonna wanna come

inside.

-No. -He's gonna wanna live out

here.

Our biggest thing here for you

guys

-was to maximize what you had.

-Right.

You guys had a great house, a

great home.

You just weren't maximizing the

space and the yard outside.

And so hopefully we did that.

Y-you did. You went beyond.

Like this is

I don't even know how we begin

to thank you, guys.

-[Lizzy] Aw -[John] Thank you

so much.

[Elliana] I don't know what we

did to deserve this.

-But I'm so glad we did.

-[Lizzy] Oh, you're you.

-[Jessica] Yeah. -[Lizzy] You

guys have

an incredible family.

The kids you're raising, Rylie

and Tucker,

-they're phenomenal. -They're

amazing people.

Thank you.

You needed to be celebrated.

All right, should we get Rylie

and Tucker in here?

[■■■]

-Are you ready? -Yeah.

-Are you sure? -Yeah.

Okay, ready, one, two, three.

-[John chuckles] -[Rylie] A

playground?

[Elliana] A playground!

-[John laughs] -Nice!

-Tucker! -[John] It worked.

Do you guys wanna see more

surprise?

-[Rylie and Tucker] Yeah. -Come

on.

[Rylie and Tucker] One, two,

three.

[Rylie] Rylie and Tucker's fort.

[whispers] This is so cool.

-[Rylie] Isn't that cool?

-[Tucker] Yeah!

You can, like, have friends

over.

You can have sleepovers out

here.

[Elliana] What do you guys

think?

-[Rylie] I like it. -[Elliana

laughs]

-[Tucker] I have a poop, though.

-[parents laugh]

[■■■]

[Jessica] As a parting gift,

Miss Rylie, this is for you.

Here you go, darling.

-[Elliana] Oh, my goodness.

-[John] Wow.

-[Jessica] I make baby stuff.

-[laughter]

-[John] Thank you so much.

-[Jessica] All right.

-Thank you. Thank you. -This was

such an honor,

such a joy.

And you guys deserve every bit

of this and more.

So, thank you for letting us

celebrate you

and be part of-- of your life

for ten weeks.

-Yeah, exactly. -Letting us--

-[both] It was all worth it.

-[John] Thank you so much.

-[Lizzy] Yay! Bye, guys.

-[Jessica] Bye.

-[John] Bye, thank you!

-[Jessica] Bye-bye!

[■■■]

[Elliana]

John can actually be home a

little more.

our marriage, and it-- it feels

good.

[baby babbles]

-[family laughter] -[John]

Yay