[laid-back music]
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ My problems got
their own problems ♪
♪ I swear they're
trying to dodge 'em ♪
♪ Red and blue
pills are popping ♪
♪ Memories are blocking ♪
♪ Standing in your garden ♪
♪ Crying in the rain ♪
♪ Highly medicated, but
I miss you all the same ♪
♪ Stand outside your
window crying in the rain ♪
♪ Highly medicated, I
miss you all the same ♪
♪ Stand outside your
window crying in the rain ♪
♪ Highly medicated, I
miss you all the same ♪
[laid-back music]
♪ One pill, two pill ♪
♪ Green pill, blue pill ♪
♪ One pill ♪
[wood thumping]
[floor creaking]
- Do you mind?
[quirky piano music]
- Hey, hey, hey, friends.
How's your morning been?
- We just picked up a dead body.
- Cool, cool, cool. Can I get
you started with any drinks?
- Yep. I'll get your
largest coffee, please.
- I need a lime
milkshake, please.
- And do your legends
want any food?
- Yeah, I'm gonna
get the pancakes.
- Rock on.
- I'm trying to decide
between the apricot chicken
and the prawn c*ck.
- Oh, tough one.
- Really? They
sound equally bad.
[waiter laughing]
- Okay. I'll get the lamb
rogan josh, then, thanks.
- [Waiter] Sweet,
thanks. Coming right up.
[phone beeping]
- There's gotta be
a way to make money
without f*cking
with your health.
Why are Ellie and Dean
not giving you more work?
- They are, you know,
they're giving me more hours
and I'm doing all the
pickups and, you know,
they pay me to clear
out the gutters
and they actually make,
like, a really good team.
- Yeah, when Ellie's
not having a meltdown.
How much longer are you
gonna have to keep doing
all this extra mahi?
- Not forever.
Just until Huia finds a job.
She's hunting, but she's
also looking after Frankie
at the same time, so.
- [clearing throat] Just
to clarify, you guys,
you and Huia aren't, like, um.
That you're not.
- No. No, no.
Otherwise I wouldn't have.
- Yeah.
- Sweet. That's good.
- All right all right all right.
Got your jumbo coffee.
Lamb rogan josh, lime
milkshake, and pancakes.
- Thank you.
- Enjoy.
- I will.
Are you not really concerned
with how quick that food came?
Like I'm not a chef, but I
feel like it should take longer
to make a lamb rogan josh.
- See, that's why it's good.
- Your sizzling surf
and turf, ma'am.
- So what, you have
any gigs coming up?
- No, I don't do
that. [coughing]
- So what, you quit DJing?
- Well, you can't quit a
job that you never got.
I quit trying to be a DJ.
It's really embarrassing.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- No, you tried.
You know, that's pretty cool.
Most people wouldn't have
the p*ssy to do what you did.
- The what? Sorry?
- Well, I was gonna
say ba*ls, but,
then I realized that like,
the vag*na's just
like, way stronger.
- Yeah.
- Hip hip hooray.
Enjoy.
- There's a lot
going on right now.
I'm gonna die at a
really convenient time
so you don't have to
pick me up at five a.m.
- Aw, thank you.
That's very nice.
- Then again,
you're older than me
so you'll probably die first.
- No, I lead a very
healthy lifestyle.
- You're super
stressed all the time.
You were a b*tch yesterday.
- I know.
- Yeah, you should
probably shad us all
some apology donuts.
- Yeah, I'll have
to do something.
- Did you blow off
some steam last night?
How was your gender
reveal masquerade ball?
[refined music]
- Look at you.
You're wearing a costume.
Don't worry, Anna
made the same mistake.
- It was fine.
What'd you get up to?
- Nothing. I just
chilled, really.
- By yourself?
- Yeah.
- That's funny, 'cause this
looks weirdly like Beau.
- Oh yeah. I, yeah.
That's right. Sorry.
Now I remember. Beau was there.
- Yeah.
He came over so we
could read the Bible
and sing a hymn together.
- Well, I'm happy for you.
And it was nice of you
to help him this morning.
- By the way, Trisha lives here.
- I beg your pardon?
- Your interior
decorator lives here.
She has a whole setup.
She had like a
sleeping bag, a pillow.
She took her retainer out.
She lives here.
- Huh.
- So Trisha, how's
the renovations going?
- You know.
- More specifically?
- Well, we're still
waiting on some of the
lighting fixtures to
arrive, but curtains are up.
Carpets are down.
- Great.
- I do have some prints
I wanna run past you.
I just need to get them.
- Ask her.
- You can ask her.
- Oh, erm, Ellie wants
to ask you something.
- Okay. That's fine.
- Is everything all good?
- Not in the Middle East.
- With you.
- Well, they discontinued
my favorite deodorant,
which is not great, but.
- We know that
you're living here.
- No I'm not.
- Gwen and Beau saw you.
- Are they together?
- Ah, um, I don't-
- Ah, so it's just casual then.
- Yeah, you can't
be living here.
- I'm not.
- They saw you.
- I was working late.
- You worked til seven a.m.?
- I'm very dedicated.
- [Ellie] Okay. You
need to move out.
- Never moved in.
- Trisha-
- Prove it.
- What?
- Can you prove it?
Brilliant. So that's sorted.
Do you wanna see
these prints or what?
- Sure.
- Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
[quirky piano music]
- Okay. They all
feel quite gloomy.
- Depressing, yeah.
Just upsetting.
Harrowing.
- What, really?
She's on a swing.
- Technically.
[horn honking]
[quirky piano music]
- Can you not honk
your horn please?
- Can you help me with these?
- I'm actually quite busy, Mum.
- There's no one here.
- Yeah, but we've got services
almost every day this week.
We're filming a TV
ad here tomorrow.
Gonna be on TV.
- Oh yeah? Where's Gwen?
- Is this her stuff?
- Yes.
- Why are you dropping it here?
- Hey, hey. Still haven't
fixed my wing mirror.
- Mum, Mum! Mum!
Mum, what are you doing?
- I told you to stop
harassing Stu and you didn't.
He's not moving out and
you're not moving back in.
So here's your stuff.
- Come on. Don't be so dramatic.
- Oh, oh. You wanna talk drama?
The police called Stu
about a hit and run.
- Oh my God. That
sounds really serious.
- You owe him an apology.
- Well, he owes me an apology
for fondling my bosom
and saying "hubba hubba".
- Gwen, that's not funny.
- So not funny.
- Come on. That's
a little bit funny.
It's not my fault none
of you can take a joke.
- These are not jokes.
I'm putting my foot down.
Goodbye.
- What are you, wait.
What do you mean goodbye?
Mum. Mum!
What the f*ck!
Mum!
[upbeat piano music]
- [Narrator] Welcome to this
meditation for beginners.
Remain focused and in touch with
what you're thinking
and feeling.
If it helps you, take a pause,
so that you can respond to it.
[board crashing]
- What was that?
Gwen!
- Ah, your vision
board fell down.
- Yeah, I can see that.
- I think my foot did it.
[Ellie sighing]
At least the strange couple
holding an ultrasound survived.
You don't even like kids.
- I like my own kids.
- Why is there so
many of Meghan Markle?
- She's my style inspo.
- Why do you do
this to yourself?
Meghan Markle is
a literal princess
and Henry Golding was
"GQ"'s Man of the Year.
- Exactly.
- No, but if you only compare
yourself to people like this,
you're always gonna feel stank.
- Gwen, you don't get it.
You need a vision for your life.
What you think about,
you bring about.
- Well, I've been thinking
about Stu leaving Mum for weeks
and he's still there.
It's fricking bullshit.
- Do you know what's
bullshit, Gwen?
The fact that you
can poo in a box
and leave it on Mum's doorstep
and she still likes
you more than me.
- I don't know. She was
pretty pissed yesterday.
- She'll forgive you.
You're here favorite.
- No, Stu's her favorite now.
You're my favorite.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Hell yeah. You're letting
me live here, rent free.
- No, I've been
docking your wages.
Do you not read your pay slip?
- [chuckling] What's a pay slip?
- Do you wanna smell
my morning breath?
- Gross. Yuck.
Okay, I'm gonna go get ready.
I'm channeling Meghan Markle.
- I think we should
ditch the fascinator.
- Really? My hair's not done.
I'm thinking of
getting highlights.
- Getting highlights.
Yes, I know, I know.
- [Ellie] So is this
person gonna be any good?
- Okay. Let me put this
into perspective for you.
For "Avatar", James
Cameron had 237 million.
You've given me $640.
- The $40 was for morning tea.
- Okay, well, for 600 bucks,
you get a third-year
Polytechnic student
who's really grateful
for the opportunity.
- I've been on TV before.
We were trying to
break the record
for the world's
biggest Lamington.
But we were a few meters off.
- Yeah.
Well, it's just a shame
there's not more cloud cover.
For lighting.
- Okay.
- Hey, Beau.
I really like your T-shirt.
Where'd you get that?
- I made it.
- Oh, no way.
- Actually, we're going
to have to make sure
that's not visible.
- Uh, g'day, everyone.
My name is Bradley.
I wanna thank you
for this opportunity.
- It's a shame there's not
more cloud cover, for lighting.
- I've only really got
one note for you guys.
Don't act, just be.
- Be what?
- Make some magic.
Okay?
- Right. Where's
the first setup?
- We're all going to die.
- That's a really
dark place to start.
And give me the fascinator.
- The city slag stole sultanas.
The city slag stole sultanas.
- Hi, I'm Karen.
That's not my name.
- No.
- Your loved ones
will be safe with me.
- Are you doing an accent?
[Dean vocalizing]
- Hi, I'm Sharon,
and I do the food.
- You'll have to speak up,
Shares, we can't hear you.
- Oh, actually, what sort of
gain have you got the mic on?
'Cause I can deliver
a lot of heat.
I've got, I'm classically
trained. I'm very
powerful orally.
- None of us know when
we're going to die,
but it will happen to you.
- [Gwen] Is that a threat?
- It's a fact of life, Gwen.
- Your loved ones
will be safe with me.
- Still a pretty thick accent.
- Okay.
Hi, I'm Sharon, and we.
- The best catering in town.
- Best, we do the
best catering in town.
- Yeah.
- Best catering in town.
Best catering in town.
Best catering in town!
- Okay.
- Hi, Sharon. It's bakery.
[Dean muttering]
- [Ellie] Okay, can I have
some positive feedback?
- You look good
without the fascinator.
- I've actually
forgotten how I talk.
- And that's why you should
choose Loving Tributes.
- It's really nice to
work with a professional.
I'm gonna cut there.
- [Dean] Great.
- Thanks for all your
hard work today. Kanpai.
- Are we done?
Are we wrapping?
- Yeah.
- That's a wrap, guys!
Well done, everybody. Well done.
- We don't have anything
else booked for this weekend
so you can call it
an early minute.
Do you think that's
gonna be all good?
- Yeah. I think there's
definitely stuff she can use.
- Ooh.
- I feel like this
is the new me.
I'll have one martini,
please, shaken and stirred.
- Okay, no thank you.
We like Beau, bring back Beau.
- Why don't you all
come back to mine
for a spa and a barbecue?
A spabecue!
- I'd actually go for a spa.
- I'd love a wind-down.
I'm still buzzing.
- [Gwen] You gonna come?
- Oh no. You guys go.
I've got stuff I need-
- You should come.
- Don't feel like you
have to invite me.
- You're coming. All right?
- Okay.
- Rad.
- [Ellie] Is that a dead bird?
- Yeah. I didn't ask
her to get that shot.
I don't know why
she's, yeah, let's go.
Don't tell her, just
go. Don't talk to her.
- Come on through.
- Lovely place.
- Oh, thanks.
Yeah, it's all
double glazed now.
You can still her Mignon and
Remy next door going at it.
They're European, so they
do it in the morning.
- And from Jellie
Park in Christchurch.
- Hey, I brought
kebabs and donuts.
I hope that's okay.
- Oh, you didn't have
to bring anything.
Pop them over there with Ray.
- Hi, Ray. I'm Ellie.
- Hi.
- James, Lauren,
come and say hi.
Sorry they're so rude.
It's hard to get them outta
their rooms these days.
- No, I was same
when I was a kid, eh,
I just, I had this
poster of J. Lo
and I would just
talk to her all day.
- You and J. Lo just talked?
[Beau laughing]
- Ellie had a poster of Casper
the Friendly Ghost on her wall.
- His name's Devin Sawa.
It was when Casper got to
be a real boy for the day.
At least I didn't hump things.
- Ellie.
- What?
- Shut up.
- You did, you humped
anything with a corner.
Remember when you got us
kicked out of Come and Go?
- Shut up.
- We've all done something
we're ashamed of at Come and Go.
Kids do the darndest things.
- I know. James shivved
a boy at Scouts.
Remember that? Right
in the stomach.
James, come and say hi, please.
[all protesting]
- Oh, Kobe's here.
You remember my cousin, Kobe?
- Hi.
- He bought me this neat poncho.
Come have a sau-zy, hon
Some more chicken?
- I did, I'm vegetarian.
I mentioned it to Ray,
but I don't think-
- Just eat the bread, love.
- Okay.
- Excuse me.
Sorry. Just looking for my rose.
- God, you're underdressed.
- Ha ha, very funny.
- How was the gender
reveal masquerade?
- It was great.
Yeah, it was, it was.
- [Crowd] Three, two, one.
[crowd cheering]
I've gotta return this.
- [Kobe] Fecking awful?
- [laughing] Yeah. Yeah.
How was work? Lots of poos?
Sorry, I don't know
why I said that,
but it is what you do, isn't it?
- I do do poos, yes.
- Gross.
- Well, you touch
dead people all day.
- Not all day.
I'm a business owner.
Like, I'm a girlboss.
- Girlboss.
You don't have to say girlboss.
You can just say boss.
I mean, you don't say girl
pilot, girl accountant,
girl snowboarding instructor.
- Okay, you're annoying me now.
- Why don't you go hang
out with them, then?
- I was a bit rude
the other day.
- Yeah, I know, I was there.
And just so you know,
if you ever talk to
Shares like that again,
I'll come for you.
I mean, I'm totally joking.
- Beau, how do you
make your t-shirts?
- Oh, it's just a
shop at the mall.
- You should make more.
People would buy them.
- Yeah. Put me down for a dozen.
- [laughing] Why would
you want a dozen?
- I really like them.
- Ellie, that's so weird.
You can't do that,
I've told you.
You can't just come into a
conversation and start laughing
if you weren't there
from the beginning.
It's weird.
- Sorry.
Sorry.
I also wanna apologize
to you all for yesterday.
I was feeling a bit overwhelmed
and I took it out on you.
- I acknowledge your apology.
- Thank you.
- It's all good.
- Wait, so what,
you guys reckon that the
t-shirts would actually sell?
- I said pop me
down for a dozen.
We can afford it.
[Ray sighing]
We won the lotto.
- What?
- [Sharon] We won the lotto!
- Oh my God!
- I know we said we
wouldn't tell, Ray,
but these are my friends
and you know I hate
keeping secrets.
- Okay. This makes sense.
- Was it the chocolate fountain?
- More the Jeep.
- That is wonderful news.
- Couldn't happen
to nicer people.
- And thanks for
hosting the wrap party.
To Ray and Shares.
[all cheering]
Oh, thanks, Shares.
Thank you. Ooh.
- Ray's always wanted a
spa, haven't you, Ray?
- Yeah.
- How did you guys meet?
- Well, we met at intermediate.
Well, I was still
at intermediate.
Ray was finishing high school.
- A regular Elvis and Priscilla.
- Dean. Don't you
do a good Elvis?
- No.
- I've got to hear this.
- Go, Dean.
- Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Memphis, baby.
A blue suede shoes. Uh-huh!
- What's the deal with that?
What's the deal with-
- Ah-ha-ha. Oh.
- Oh, you?
- Oh, I'm still
going. Uh huh huh.
I'm finished now.
[Ellie laughing]
- Dean, I think your
phone's ringing.
- It was really good.
It's really good, Dean.
- Yeah, it's probably my agent.
Oh, hi, Dad.
Yep. It's HDMI3.
And then, yeah. Well,
I've labeled the remote.
- Are you wasted?
- You know how to do it.
You've done it before.
Yeah. Okay.
Okay. I'll see you soon.
Um, I've gotta go, but
thank you for a great day.
- Oh, but we haven't
had the donuts yet.
Oh, guys, let's
quickly have dessert
before Dean goes.
Outsies. Come on.
- Thank you.
Frankie!
- Hey.
- You must be Huia.
- Yeah. Where's Beau?
He was meant to pick Frankie up.
- sh*t. He fell asleep.
- Daddy.
- Oh, Frankenstein. What
the, what time is it?
- [Huia] I'm heading
out, remember?
- Oh, um, yeah, yeah, sorry.
Oh, I got us some tickets
to "Disney On Ice".
- Shh. That's a surprise.
Be a good girl for Daddy, okay?
Love you.
Okay, bye. Thanks.
- Bye.
- See you tomorrow.
- Have a good one.
Do you want a donut?
Yeah, come on.
- She's so f*cking hot.
[quirky piano music]
[Ellie giggling]
[lively piano music]
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