02x03 - Peter Grill and the Only Neat Thing to Do

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Gobuko!

You DARE turn your back on me?

M-my queen

Call me a traitor, I don’t care. I have to help Peter!

He’s like family to me!

What a hilarious joke.

I put a roof over your head.

I was the one who raised you

And THIS is how you repay me!?

My queen, I

You will NEVER belong in this colony,

you stupid snake!

Slaughter them!

Bash her skull in!

I thought they were my family, but

No matter where I go, it’s always the same

Humans have done terrible things to goblins

But you’re no better than them!

I couldn’t bring myself to face the past

because the memories were too painful.

But in that moment, the three of us

We were a family.

Peter

And now that I’m older, I can protect you!

I WILL protect her

FOR FAMILY!

Episode 3: Peter Grill and the Only Neat Thing to Do

All goblins must die

All goblins must die

Stop! Why are you doing this to us?

All goblins must die

Stop! Why are you doing this to us?

Stop! Why are you doing this to us?

All goblins must die

All goblins must die

R-run away, Gobuko!

No–!

Show no mercy!

Heeelp!

No! Please don’t hurt her!

Gobuko

You’ve been a thorn in my side ever

since we were kids, Gobuko!

Ya dug your own grave with that bleedin’ heart of yours

I KNEW you weren’t one of us!

Ngapopo, I

Chop!

My neck–!

Peter!

Then how’s about I waste the girl?!

Don’t touch her!

My face! Not my face!

I-I owe you my life!

Don’t mention it.

You’re important to Peter, and he’s my family!

Family?

Go-bwa-ba-bwa-ba!

There is no escape, Gobuko!

Now die, you dirty little traitor!

God, she’s a frickin’ nightmare!

The exit’s this way, Peter!

They’re blocking our only way out!

‘Tis YOU who cannot escape from US!

Heavy Chastity Squadron, attack!

Alrighty then

Shall we give them a taste of our special TLC?

Prepare thyselves

for the malice of the phallus!

Take that! And that!

Well? How does it feel?

Eat steel, ya b*stards!

Hey, everyone! They captured the Queen!

Us humans reign supreme!

Thank God! We’re finally free!

O, brave warrior!

We are forever in your debt!

You’ve rid us of those accursed goblins!

Thank you! Thank you!

I would REALLY appreciate it if you

didn’t mention goblins to me

At the end of the day, I

couldn’t do anything to help, could I?

I’m sensing a pattern.

This isn’t the first time I’ve caused you trouble

That’s not true at all.

Luvellia-senpai, you’re–

Yo, Peter!

What’s wrong, Tim?

It’s just

I told the higher-ups about what you said earlier, but

Unfortunately, they

Wha–?!

They’re bent on eradicating each

and every female goblin

who transformed into a

rampaging sex demon while she was horny?!

We’re headed down the same dark path!

Peter–?!

It’s no different than before!

Maybe humans and goblins CAN’

live alongside each other

No! Think, Peter Grill!

What was Sir Kenji trying to tell you?!

Gob-gob!

The very thing these women seek

It can be used as a cure to quench their thirst.

Gob

Gob!

You understand, don’t you?

Now I get it

We still have a chance!

Down there, Peter!

I guess it’s now or never!

ALL GOBLINS MUST DIE!

STOOOOP!

Before you go through with this,

there’s something you oughta see!

That goblin- bring her to me!

Gob-gob

Peter, what the hell are you doing?!

She’s not in heat anymore!

And she has a satisfied look on her face!

Tell us how you did it, Peter!

I used a technique that alleviates

the physical effects of arousal.

In other words

Don’t stick it in her downstairs! Aim high!

We need them to ingest our b*ner broth orally!

Interesting

This state of relaxation must be triggered

by something in our crotch custard

If we treat it as though it were an antibiotic, or a vaccine

And if we administer it by mouth

instead of the usual approach

Alright!

I, Tim Robinson, hereby command you:

Blow your loads into the mouths of every goblin in sight!

Bring them to their senses!

WHAT?!

Hundreds of them, all by ourselves?

Ya mighta saved our asses,

but I ain’t suckin’ up to no traitor.

Rules are rules, y’know.

So don’t let us catch that ugly mug

of yours ‘round here ever again.

What she said!

I knew it. I’m

Sir Peter Grill saves the day once again!

And the Great Goblin Invasion comes to a peaceful end!

We can always count on the world’s strongest man!

Peter Grill! Peter Grill!

Peter Grill! Peter Grill!

Peter Grill! Peter Grill!

Why do I haveta be sush a lightweight?!

Knock ‘em back, chase ‘em down!

Strongest booze ya got!

And YOU’RE next

And so that’s when I said–

Luvellia-senpai!

Please forgive me, Peter-kun.

I feel like turning in early tonight.

Luvellia-senpai

Yooo, Peter!

Quit wanderin’ off, Mr. Superstar!

C’mon, let’s have a drink!

S-sure.

C’mon, let’s have a drink!

Luvellia-senpai, I I did it.

I stood my ground and refused to give in!

Cut it out.

I’ll never make the same mistake again

I won’t screw this up!

I DID IT AGAIN!

Good morning, Peter! It’s a lovely day, isn’t it?

What are you doing here, Gobuko?!

Well, we’re a family, right?

So I figured we should

fill our home with little bundles of joy.

“Bundles of joy”?

I can't betray Luvellia-senpai’s trust again-

You don’t beat around the bush

with that meatstick of yours.

Huh?!

Why do I have to be

SO g*dd*mn WEAK?!

Dear Sir Peter Grill,

Since I finally took care of that matter we discussed,

I’ll be there to visit in a few days.

Just you wait

Big Brother!

Mimi Alpacas

Momo Taiga

Ya gotta tune in next week, ‘kay?!

-Mimi